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    532 KB MLP GENERAL Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)12:35 No.30998494  
    Topic: Will there be an episode focused on a earth pony getting jelous of pegasus/unicorns?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)12:43 No.30998664
    Might be too strong of a topic for a kid's show. If they do it will probably be Apple Bloom.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)12:46 No.30998743
    music thread
    http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6sNPKg0gkmc&flux=0&direction
    or
    http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=qQSz6gKdhO8&flux=0&direction
    =rand
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)12:50 No.30998827
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    >>30998494
    >MLP General
    More like "Can you get STD's from eating shit out of a mare vagina" general
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)12:54 No.30998927
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    >>30998827
    that shit

    cut it out
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:11 No.31002005
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    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:13 No.31002043
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    >>30998494

    OP, stop being an enabler.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:16 No.31002111
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    >>30998827

    >mfw last night's thread
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:21 No.31002209
    >>31002005
    >>31002043
    Op-is-kind-of-fagmind
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:27 No.31002360
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    >>31002209
    >3 minutes diffrence
    Nope
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:34 No.31002524
    Is 4chan derping? Or is everyone in another thread?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:40 No.31002663
    >>31002524
    Another thread, the old one hasn't hit image limit, but it has hit bump limit.

    We might recycle this thread later. It all depends.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:40 No.31002664
    >>31002524
    Ponies aren't cool anymore
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:44 No.31002764
    >>31002664
    Can you give us the reduction in 'coolage' as a percentage?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:45 No.31002803
    > Will there be an episode focused on a earth pony getting jelous of pegasus/unicorns?

    I don't know, but I really hope that we won't have one. It will be like an episode focusing on the littlest cancer patient or the girl in the wheel chair. The way they are doing it is not really sweet, it is more like saccharine.

    -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=qA1x8Xnsydk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FLCXoURSV0&feature=related

    What is the point of these videos? I am always expecting a screamer, but nothing just the pony getting closer and closer.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:46 No.31002832
    >>30998827

    Gilda, fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:47 No.31002835
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    quick! before 4chan derps again

    link me to the new episode and post scootaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:47 No.31002850
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    Repost from a different thread to keep it all together:

    I was going over a few threads on Ponychan when I stumbled upon a fanfiction review thread. Inside I found a review for a fic called "Cheerilee's Garden".

    The following lines caught my attention:

    "I want to thank you for showing me that there is, indeed, something worse than Cupcakes out there. This is pure gore pornography, and I feel filthy just honoring it with a review.

    The plot is thin. You decide to have Cheerilee go insane and then act upon these whims in the most horrible fashion possible, outshining gore classics like Hostel and Saw. I do not know whether to congratulate you or not."

    I became curious and googled the title (since Ponychan removed all links to it from their site) and let me just tell you the reviewer did not exaggerate in the slightest.
    That was one of the most intense pieces of fanfictions I've ever read! And I didn't even think the plot was -that- thin. Certainly a lot more thought out than Cupcakes's 7 page rush to gory.

    So, since it is the Halloween period and all, I thought I'd swing on over and share this with you, in case anyone here is brave enough: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1766/Cheerilee%27s-Garden
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:48 No.31002877
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    >>31002005
    >>31002043
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:48 No.31002888
    >>31002850
    I HOPE WE DON'T HEAR ANOTHER STORY WITH CHEERILEE
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaWtE74LA-U
    unless it's /ss/
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:49 No.31002890
    >>31002835
    It's titled Luna Eclipsed
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:49 No.31002895
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    >>31002835
    New episode?
    Where?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:49 No.31002896
    >>31002850

    Eh, just sum it up for us.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:49 No.31002898
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    >>31002850
    nope, fanfiction is for faggots
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:49 No.31002899
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    guessing games:

    What's Derpy's arch rival's name?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:50 No.31002917
    NO because every p0ny has their own special talent
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:50 No.31002921
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    >>31002899

    Rainbow Dash.
    Derpy is like super elite best flyer no. 2
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:50 No.31002925
    >>31002899
    Smarty Pants?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:51 No.31002940
    >>31002888

    Well, the "break a leg" at the end is very... appropriate at least
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:51 No.31002946
    >>31002899
    I think it might be the one with the cutie mark of a screw and a ball.
    I think she's called. 'Nailbox'
    >> The /co/mrade Hunter 10/29/11(Sat)15:51 No.31002948
    >>31002899
    20/20 vision
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:51 No.31002951
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    >>30998494
    No. And I don't think earth ponies really care. If they want to fly, take a air-balloon or glide-flying.

    Magic? Who cares. Unless you're Twilight sure then maybe magic would be awesome to have, but most unicorns can only levitate small or light things. Unless it's something contrary to their cutie-mark

    And judging ponies on ability rather than personality is just wrong.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:51 No.31002958
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    >>31002921

    Derpy is trash, she is an emotionless retard.
    Unlike me. So I win!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:52 No.31002961
    >>31002948
    >>31002925
    >>31002921
    >>31002899
    It's Screwball you faggots
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:52 No.31002967
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    >If ponies were real, they wouldnt want to be my friend and stay inside all day playing video games
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:52 No.31002977
    >>31002948
    >>31002925
    >>31002899

    nope, it's a much bitter pegasi pony known as
    Black Mail
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:53 No.31002993
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    >>31002958
    Rainbow Dash is my best friend!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:54 No.31003005
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    >>31002967

    Well if you have Twilight Sparkle, you can have a real interactive vidya.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:54 No.31003006
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    >>31002803

    Somewhere, right now, a brony is fapping to this.
    He's probably moving his head closer to the screen so he feels like he's getting closer to twilight.

    FUCKING BRONIES
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:54 No.31003022
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    >>31002967
    >Staying inside and playing vidya all day
    >In 2011
    I seriously hope you guys don't do this
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:55 No.31003031
    >>31002896

    What's the point? It's obviously not something you read for the content, but for the way in which is was written.

    She basically murders her students during a school play in ways that are vaguely connected to the way their character dies on stage.

    Seriously, it's like 25000 words, how do you want me to sum this up without diminishing it? :p
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:55 No.31003032
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    >>31002993

    sssh.

    Don't tell our secret.
    AJ will hear us.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:56 No.31003042
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    >>31003005
    She's be too busy studying to play

    >>31003022

    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:56 No.31003060
    >>31003031

    Just, uh...just say what the goriest part is.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:56 No.31003065
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    >>31003006

    > trying to kiss a pony
    > in 2011
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:57 No.31003067
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    new episode where?

    newepisodeblox
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:57 No.31003071
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    >>30998494

    Earth ponies all have one stat on their stat sheet at 3X maximum

    Applejack has super-endurance (plus high strength)
    Pinkie Pie has super-senses (plus high speed)

    Proof:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1L1ZFSN6XjKpDoWC770dLYkMf_ykqJjh_imtRzpN2-qI/edit?hl=en&pli=1
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:57 No.31003074
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    >>30998494
    Why would an Earth pony be jealous of pegasi or unicorns? Pegasi are flighty creatures without a lick of sense in them, and unicorns are feeble weaklings who have to rely on magic for the simplest tasks.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:57 No.31003087
    >>31003067
    5th November fellow stalker
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:57 No.31003088
    >>31003022
    The best part about playing video games, isn't playing video games. It's going on /v/ and bitching about them.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:57 No.31003090
    >>31003067
    There was one last week
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:58 No.31003097
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    >>31003032
    Whatever you say best friend Rainbow Dash!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:58 No.31003101
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    >>31003022

    Well better than what I do.

    >>31003042

    I know that feel bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:59 No.31003120
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    >>31003071
    Moar Proof.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)15:59 No.31003129
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    >>31002850

    Holy shit dude! I expected a mediocre Cupcakes rip-off, I'm at the first death now and I... Yeah I think I'll stop there, actually... I want to sleep at some point.

    Pc very bucking related.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:00 No.31003137
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    >>31003090
    >>31003087
    there is no episode this week? fuck... whats up with all these hiatuses

    two parter
    hiatus
    twilight goes batshit insane and luna episode
    hiatus

    fuck this gay earth
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:00 No.31003138
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    >>31003097

    Just don't touch anything on the way home.
    Retard <3
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:01 No.31003166
    >>31003137
    Luna episode was so awesome, I think it counts as two episodes.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:01 No.31003175
    Hey Rose did he ask you or did he just do it and you had no choice but to be a sport about it?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:01 No.31003176
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    >>31003138
    I like bran muffins!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:02 No.31003184
    >>31003137
    Better waiting for short periods in time than waiting a long time, like between The Best Night Ever and The Return Of Harmony
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:02 No.31003185
    >>31003060

    There's several, and I honestly can't decide which one was the worst.
    Although, at a certain point acid got involved, and I just stopped reading for a while and started researching acid attacks in real-life.

    I sat there and looked at pictures of people really mutilated by acid for the rest of their life rather than reading on about some fictional characters being subjected to it.

    Because that was more comfortable.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:02 No.31003188
    >>31003137
    I guess the options are this, or we wait another three months for an episode a week.

    I figure they just wanted to get the Halloween ep out by Halloween, which is also OK.

    Who has cabel? Did they run Luna Eclipsed again today? That would be logical.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:02 No.31003196
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    I stopped watching ponies a few months back but had the privilege of watching this recent one.

    Why is Nightmare Moon so much smaller than Celestia though?
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/29/11(Sat)16:02 No.31003207
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    >picture
    You sure about this anon?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:03 No.31003212
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    >mfw if the Mysterious Mare is Applejack, showing off what Earth ponies can do.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:03 No.31003213
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    >>31003138
    Suppose, for the sake of argument, that I did.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:03 No.31003214
    Somebody could've linked the new general to the old one.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:03 No.31003217
    I didn't really like the Luna episode that much. It was funny, but it was also really cheesy and kinda, well, dumb at some points with how utterly oblivious Luna is.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:03 No.31003225
    >>31003196
    She's the little sister.

    Just think of it this way. You know how the moon is a lot smaller than the sun? Same thing.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:03 No.31003230
    >>31003212
    Your expectations are already too high!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:04 No.31003239
    >>31003196
    She's growing. She was the same size as the rest of the critters at the end of S1E2.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:04 No.31003244
    >>31002967
    I can play with them.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:04 No.31003249
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    >>31003196
    I ART OF A LOWER AGE THAN THINE SISTER
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:05 No.31003273
    >>31003249
    But you don't even know how old my sister is.
    >> > roleplaying Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:05 No.31003277
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    >>31003032
    >>31003097
    >>31003138
    >>31003176

    Okay, after a day of hard work Rainbow Dash is having a nap at home, when Derpy brings her some mail, she knows on the door. Dash opens it, and she sees that Derpy is sad, there are little tears in her eyes. So Dash tries to comfort her, eventually they go to bed, Dash gently says "my little retard" Derpy replies in an emotional voice, Muffin!.

    And OP was a faggot the end.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:05 No.31003279
    >>31003249
    >>31003216
    >>31003225
    Oh alright.

    I was starting to assume her anti-Christ sister used her powers to make Luna erratically change sizes.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:05 No.31003282
    >>31003239
    >She's growing
    She's currently in the terrifyingly insecure teenager stage of her development.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:05 No.31003284
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    >>31003176
    >bran muffin

    YOU ARE NOT DERPY!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:06 No.31003295
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    >>31003212
    Behold as I can do what no pegasus or unicorn can master

    WALKING!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:06 No.31003303
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    >>31003074

    Unicorns -> Casters -> Squishy
    Pegasi-> Flying Rogues -> Squishy
    Earth Ponies -> Develop strength through hard work -> Tanks

    Unicorn Master Race
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:06 No.31003305
    >>31003175
    He asked, like in a manner of "If you don't stop me, I'm going to do it!" jest.
    But like, I find such a subject or want to draw such things for certain subjects just humorous, and he draws well in any case. So I just wanted to be a sport about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:07 No.31003309
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    >>31003277
    Tell me another one about when the OP was a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:07 No.31003310
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    >>31003212
    Who is this "Mysterious Mare" you speak of?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:07 No.31003314
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    >>31003005
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:07 No.31003316
    >>31003175
    What I wonder is was it someone in the stream that told him to do it or did he do it on his own
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:07 No.31003325
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    >>31003213

    The great and powerful Trixie thinks that you are a horrible mother, poor Dinky she never knew a real mother.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:07 No.31003327
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    >>31003212
    I don't think that will happen. I mean, if Applejack becomes the hero, then what will Rainbow Dash have?

    It will be a new and stupid character no one will care about except Seth.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:08 No.31003336
    >>31003310
    Eighth episode. Rainbow Dash episode. A Challenger Appears.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:08 No.31003337
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    ugu~
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:08 No.31003339
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    >>31003279

    Apparently she's just still regaining magical power after that showdown at the end of s1ep2 knocked it all out of her. That's what Faust said anyway.

    >>31002850

    Not sure if want... Cupcakes was bad enough for me.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:08 No.31003340
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    behold as i can do what no pony can.


    give a thumbs up
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:08 No.31003350
    >>31003325
    And you never had a father.
    >> Mina !NPyc.Tryjs 10/29/11(Sat)16:08 No.31003351
    O.o
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:09 No.31003354
    if triple doubles, scootaloo is a chicken
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:09 No.31003357
    >>30998494
    who's the author of this, OP
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:09 No.31003359
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    >>31003340
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:09 No.31003360
    >>31003337
    Fuck off. We don't want Sonicfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:09 No.31003363
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    >>31003284
    Bran > Banana Nut > Chocolate >>>>>> Blueberry
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:09 No.31003364
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    >>31003337
    KILL IT!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:09 No.31003365
    >>31002850
    Fan of Cupcakes here. My review follows:

    Although it has a higher volume of gore and violence than Cupcakes, it is less disturbing to me because the killer has been driven to her actions. In Cupcakes, Pinkie is simply unhinged; we never find out how long the darkness has been there, and we never find out if she gets caught or gets away.

    For months after reading Cupcakes, I would be talking to friends or family and suddenly think, "Cupcakes." In that moment, I disassociated, and started thinking of how easy it would be to kill. One blow to the head, then hide the body and get away. I wouldn't be a free man for very long, given the clear evidence and my personal connection to the victim, but I knew I could at least commit the act. And then I would force myself to stop thinking in that manner, because I didn't want to be that person.

    The only aftereffect of reading Cheerilee's Garden was coming to the MLP General, reading the thread, and thinking, "Weeds, weeds everywhere."
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:10 No.31003382
    >>31003316
    I'm almost sure he came up with the idea himself
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:10 No.31003390
    if scootaloo had a penis, she'd be futaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:10 No.31003391
    >>31003327
    AJ is already the hero of ponyville, Did you even watch the show?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:10 No.31003398
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    >>31003295
    She saved the town once and Twilights life. Twice.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:10 No.31003400
    >>31003305
    Okay that's cool. I didn't know if anyone else had drawn Inky at all and that just popped up when I looked.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:10 No.31003409
    If THIS is doubles, Scootaloo dies
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:10 No.31003410
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    >>31003340
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:11 No.31003415
    >>31003365
    theres a cupcakes flash now too.
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/582675
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:11 No.31003417
    >>31003390
    if scootaloo was pretty, she'd be cutealoo
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:11 No.31003420
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    >>31003336
    My money is on either Fluttershy or whole new character.
    If it's Derpy, I will feel conflicted yo.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:11 No.31003436
    >>31003398
    She let the town get rampaged by bunnies.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:12 No.31003440
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    your favorite pony is now in the last game you played, how do they fare?

    >Rarity
    >Dawn of War 2
    >she'd probably wind up becoming a cultist of Slaanesh and be executed for heresy
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 10/29/11(Sat)16:12 No.31003443
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    >>31003337
    >MFW
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:12 No.31003445
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    >>31003363
    >Bran is better than banana nut
    I don't even know me!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:12 No.31003448
    >>31003417
    if scootaloo couldn't talk, she'd be mutealoo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:12 No.31003451
    >>31003417
    beautaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:12 No.31003457
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    >>31003409
    u med?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:12 No.31003458
    >>31003415
    That flash actually cured me of the disassociation, because Pinkie looked disturbing and disturbed instead of normal, bubbly, and cheery like she always does.

    Unless it's a different one.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:13 No.31003468
    >>31003440
    >Fluttershy
    >Deus Ex human revolution
    Assuming she doesn't become the Player Character, she'd probably be an anti-aug.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:13 No.31003479
    >>31003448
    if scootaloo farted, she'd be pootaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:13 No.31003483
    >>31003440
    >Pip
    >Killing Floor
    TAKE MY DOSH, ALL OF IT
    >> Klondike 10/29/11(Sat)16:13 No.31003484
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXuGqdwNKd4&feature=related

    "You touch it you buy it, we take cash or credit"
    Now I know some of you are just going to be like "oh it was just a joke" but.... Equestria has credit cards?!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:14 No.31003493
    >>31003479
    if Scootaloo would be mad, she'd be poutaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:14 No.31003510
    >>31003479
    if Scootaloo used a gun she's be Shootaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:15 No.31003520
    >>31003420
    Derpy is too much fanservice i guess.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:15 No.31003521
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    >>31003445
    Wait a minute

    If you're Derpy

    And I'm Derpy.....


    Then who is Dinky?!?!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:15 No.31003522
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    >>31003440

    >Twilight
    >Civ 5

    She would try to emulate Celestia's rule and fail spectacularly
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:15 No.31003529
    >>31003479
    if scootaloo was into swing music, she'd be zootsuitaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:15 No.31003536
    THE MYSTERIOUS MARE IS GOING TO BE PRINCESS LUNA
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:15 No.31003543
    >>31003536
    WE WISH
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:15 No.31003544
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    >>31003440

    >Rarity
    >Killing Floor
    >nopenopenope
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:15 No.31003546
    >>31003440
    >Twilight
    >Dark Souls

    Probably an STR/INT build with a heavy focus on spells.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:16 No.31003555
    >>31003479
    If Scootaloo was depressed, she'd be Bluetaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:16 No.31003560
    >>31003555
    TRIPLES CONFIRMS
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:16 No.31003561
    >>31003410
    I just lol'd a lot.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:16 No.31003562
    >>31003365
    >Cupcakes taught me I could kill a man, but I fought the knowledge!
    Jesus, don't be such a faggot. I learned how to kill people with my bare hands in high school. You eventually stop giving a shit, because no matter how much you CAN kill people you're still a dipshit if you think it makes any difference that it's possible.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:16 No.31003563
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    >>31003521
    Me!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:16 No.31003571
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    >>31003440
    >Rarity
    >Cave Story
    She'd just leave the island withen an hour of arriving there.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:16 No.31003572
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    >>31003440
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:16 No.31003574
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    >>31003440
    >Dawn of War 2
    Mah zebra!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:17 No.31003582
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    >>31003309

    Sure thing Derpy.

    This tale is about an unicorn, a talented one. Thanks to a miracle she did her entrance the to the Magic academy, where she was one of the best and happiest little filly. But on one faithful day, she met her. She had a horn like an unicorn and wings like a Pegasus. She was an alicorn, and was angry at Twilight, because she was almost as good as she is. That day, she attacked Twilight, and hit her very badly. Twilight was crying, and trembling on in fear while she was laying on the ground. She didn't knew that this was the begging of hell for her. This evil creature always humiliated her, every day. She shattered Twilight's little heart, her social life. Twilight decided to she will study, study until she can beat this monster.

    And then OP was a faggot.
    The end.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:17 No.31003593
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    >>31003440
    >Pinkie Pie
    >Sword of the Stars

    this is stupid
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:17 No.31003599
    >>31003365

    Maybe I never saw it like that because fans have already build up a huge universe around Cupcakes, where it is usually assumed she doesn't get caught.

    Anyway, for me it was quite easy to read Cupcakes, but I couldn't get through Cheerilee's Garden in one sitting.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:17 No.31003607
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    >>31003440
    >Applejack
    >Space Marine
    She'd be alright.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:17 No.31003611
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    >>31003440

    >Fluttershy
    >Dawn of War 2
    >Fluttershy and Avitus become bros for life
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 10/29/11(Sat)16:18 No.31003616
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    >>31003440
    >Luna
    >Pokemon
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:18 No.31003623
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    >>31003563
    Oh, now I remember! Whoops!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:18 No.31003628
    Is there a full moon out tonight?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:18 No.31003631
    >>31003607
    She'd get hooked on stims and die scouting out the zergs location
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:18 No.31003632
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    >>31003521
    There has maybe been a time rift. I am too young to have Dinkies.

    I am, however, supremely disapointed with the mare I grew up to be!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:18 No.31003634
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    >>31003337

    I wish I could I un see it.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:19 No.31003636
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    >>31003555
    if scootaloo got sick, she'd come down with the scootaflu
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:19 No.31003644
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    >>31003520
    Well I like Derpy as a mystrerious silly mare with no real established personality.
    Although if they were gonna give her one, this would be a hell of a way to do it.
    I am cautiously optimistic.

    I'd just rather it not be a whole new character. Part of me would think it'd be funny as hell if it were Gilda and SOMEHOW no one recognizes her. But I doubt it.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:19 No.31003650
    >>31003555
    if Scootaloo had a large backside she'd be Bootaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:19 No.31003652
    >>31003631
    3/10
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/29/11(Sat)16:19 No.31003654
    >Fluttershy
    >Dawn of War 2: Retribution
    >tames the Tyranid hive, uses it to wipe out the Necrons and sends it out into the warp to die
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:20 No.31003662
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    >>31003582

    TL;DR
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:20 No.31003663
    >>31003636
    If Scootaloo liked gum a whole lot, she'd be Scootachew
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:21 No.31003681
    >>31003631
    So she's an SCV?

    You know what has always irritated me about that game? You're expected to send a worker to his death for a scouting effort.

    Why the hell don't the Terrans have UAVs or something?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:21 No.31003683
    >>31003650

    If scootaloo followed the Torah, she'd be Scootajew
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:21 No.31003687
    >>31003650
    If Scootaloo had a sequal, she'd be Electric Booggaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:21 No.31003688
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    >>31003662

    I would never say that filthy and disgusting thing.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:21 No.31003695
    >>31003305
    I wish he drew her hooves, I love the way he draws hooves
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:22 No.31003710
    If Scootaloo overthrew Celestia, she'd be Scootacoup.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:22 No.31003712
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    >>31003636
    if scootaloo was in a beatles song, she'd be the walrus, scoo-scoo-ta-loo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:22 No.31003715
    >>31003681
    >>31003681

    All terran soldiers are criminals put to good use by the government.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:22 No.31003718
    >So many people playing DoW2
    Maybe I'll have to boot up that game myself tonight. Haven't played it properly for months.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:23 No.31003725
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    >>31003632
    Sometimes I like to stare at the sun for fun
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:23 No.31003736
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    >>31003688

    Herp Derp, just pretending to be smart, when you have never read a book normally.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:23 No.31003740
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    >>31003582
    Good luck, Twilight. Books are hard to digest.

    Tell me another!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:23 No.31003745
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    >yfw trixie
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:23 No.31003747
    >>31002898 Love and tolerance ftw, right? >.>
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/29/11(Sat)16:24 No.31003759
    >>31003718
    I haven't played it properly ever. It's still fun, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:24 No.31003767
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    >>31003725
    I like bubbles.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:25 No.31003773
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    >>31003712
    if scootaloo was a cobbler, she'd make scootashoes
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:25 No.31003784
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    >>31003736

    You gonna Die for that.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:25 No.31003787
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    >>31003440
    She manages to talk Kotera into peace with what remains of Equestrian civilization, but Tor requires liberal application of the Elements of Harmony, which are unlocked one-by-one using nanotech.

    Spike is killed in the control room by Asha.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:25 No.31003788
    >>31003303
    Pics like yours make me wonder what if this show was chicks in their early twenties and not ponies
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:25 No.31003795
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    Pony text adventure.

    Anyone have a labeled map of equestria, or ponyville?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:25 No.31003799
    Have I messed anything Since that thread 7 hours ago?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:26 No.31003805
    If Scootaloo wasn't disabled, she'd be Scootaflew.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:26 No.31003813
    >>31002967
    I don't know about every day, but I bet Rainbow Dash would love to sit down and play something. As long as it had you going fast and had cool explosions and stuff.

    I bet she would love Ace Combat.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:27 No.31003820
    >>31003795 http://aurebesh.deviantart.com/gallery/31093498#/d3kk1e9
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/29/11(Sat)16:27 No.31003822
    >>31003787
    Dude.

    Dude.

    What is that a screenshot of? Please tell me it's a screenshot of something and not a mock-up.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:27 No.31003829
    >>31003788
    They'd be slightly less adorable and child-friendly, but there'd be so, so much more porn.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:27 No.31003832
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    if scootaloo starred in an extreme sports commercial, she'd do the dew
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:27 No.31003839
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    >>31003740

    1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
    2: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
    3: And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
    4: And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
    5: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
    6: And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
    7: And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
    8: And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
    9: And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
    10: And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
    11: And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
    12: And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
    13: And the evening and the morning were the third day.
    14: And God said, OP IS A FAGGOT
    >> RustyDooks 10/29/11(Sat)16:28 No.31003853
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    Collab pic, by MS, colored!
    Anything else?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:28 No.31003856
    >>31003822
    Well, I can't attest to the screenshots legitimacy, but it's from a freeware game called Iji. Fun stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:29 No.31003862
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    where does scootaloo keep her animals?

    in a scootazoo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:29 No.31003866
    >>31003799
    Only some spam and a disturbing fanfic
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:29 No.31003870
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    >>31003853
    this plz
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:29 No.31003874
    >>31003787
    That's Iji, a side-scroller with unlockables. It's a superior game, and one you'll never forget because of the story it tells.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:30 No.31003887
    >>31003853
    Where is Gummy?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:30 No.31003895
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    Have you read anything nowadays /thread/?

    I really admire Twilight, because she can read for hours. I wish I could do that.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/29/11(Sat)16:30 No.31003903
    >>31003874
    >>31003856
    I assume Twilight being in it is a mod, then? Shame.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:30 No.31003910
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    If I had to guess her age, I'd say she was 22
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:31 No.31003914
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    >>31003839
    Those new Bible translations sure are becoming different.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:31 No.31003920
    >>31003866
    What kind of fanfic?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:31 No.31003921
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    >>31003555
    >>31003555
    >>31003773
    >>31003712
    >>31003710
    >>31003687
    >>31003683
    >>31003663
    >>31003650
    >>31003636
    >>31003555
    >>31003529
    >>31003510
    >>31003493
    >>31003479
    >>31003451
    >>31003448
    >>31003417
    >>31003390
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:31 No.31003929
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    I like ponies; am I welcome?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:31 No.31003938
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    the cutie mark crusaders are scootaloo's scootacrew
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/29/11(Sat)16:32 No.31003942
    >>31003929
    So we're doing this again?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:32 No.31003949
    >>31003929
    Only in /g/

    /g/ is funny
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:32 No.31003950
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    >>31003903
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:32 No.31003955
    If Scootaloo was Faceless, she'd be Scootapoo.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:32 No.31003958
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    Applebloom is the cutest
    Rarity's sister who's name I have forgotten because of her lack of importance. Can sing really good.
    Scootaloo makes good reaction images for Scootanon.
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:33 No.31003973
    >>31003920
    Some nonsense where someone GOES CRAZY and kills doods.
    Same shit different characters.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:33 No.31003983
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    >>31003921
    Ooooh...
    This again.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:33 No.31003995
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    >>31003839
    Tell me the one about David and Goliath and the time that OP was a faggot!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:34 No.31004001
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    >>31003929

    Are you rich or something?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:34 No.31004015
    >>31003958
    I thought hoping Trixie to come back was dumb, but I'd actually like to see these two interact.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:35 No.31004023
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    >>31004001

    I'm a teacher.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:35 No.31004034
    >>31003895
    I read things on 4chan, does that count?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:35 No.31004035
    If Scootaloo saw some of the things you've posted, she'd be Scaredofyou.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:36 No.31004053
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    >>31004015

    Who knows?
    Maybe Luna will think that Trixie is some kind of nobility.
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/29/11(Sat)16:36 No.31004056
    >>31003895
    I read John Dies at the End recently. What a trippy friggin book
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:36 No.31004057
    >>31004015
    Might be cool.
    They could be a nice contrast to Twilight and Celestia.
    It'd be like those lousy fanfics, but not dumb.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:36 No.31004059
    >>31003920
    Pony. Very gory, see: >>31002850
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:37 No.31004074
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    scootaloo's beer is a microbrew

    scootaloo's favorite way to die is death by snu-snu

    if scootaloo was a detective, she'd be a gumshoe looking for a clue

    if scootaloo was a buffalo, she'd be a scootasioux

    if scootaloo opened a fast food restaurant it would be called scootaloo's drive-thru
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:37 No.31004079
    >>31004057
    The masked mare is Trixie.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:38 No.31004097
    >>31004074
    Didn't we already do this thing over a month ago?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:38 No.31004102
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    >>31003895

    I always get books from the library, but I simply don't have the willpower to read them.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:39 No.31004120
    >>31004097
    Scootastupid has a fun name to mess with
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:39 No.31004123
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    >>31004023

    Battle stations /g/
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:39 No.31004126
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    >>31004097
    I'm so sick of you
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:40 No.31004135
    >>31004079
    The masked mare is the manticore from episode 2
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:40 No.31004136
    If Scootaloo was a sea pony, she'd be Shoobedoo.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:40 No.31004141
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    >>31003973
    >All these serial killer pony fics.
    Someone needs to make a fic where a pony kills all the pony serial killers!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:40 No.31004154
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    Why get punny on an insignificant chickens name?
    She is the worst CMC.

    I am happy that the funeral episode will be about her.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:41 No.31004157
    If Scootaloo was a Coprophile, she'd be Scootapoo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:41 No.31004167
    >>31004141
    >Twist is Dexter.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:41 No.31004178
    >>31004141

    I can dig it.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:42 No.31004191
    >>31004141
    Sort of like in Condemned with Serial Killer X, huh?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:42 No.31004198
    >>31004154

    Shut the fuck up Seaty Belt.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:42 No.31004202
    Cutie Mark Crusaders Karate Commando
    >>31004141
    !
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:42 No.31004204
    >>31004079
    I'd be okay with that.
    Trixie has a LOT of funny potential.
    But I imagine who ever it is, they have GOT to be a flyer.
    How else can you show up Dash?

    I really hope it isn't a new character though...
    And at least the title tells us it won't be a guy. (thank god.)
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:43 No.31004212
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    Holy shit. I just caught a Shiny Ponyta in my Platinum Pokemon video game!

    Any suggestions would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:43 No.31004225
    >>31004212
    Fuck off
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:43 No.31004235
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    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:44 No.31004241
    >>31004204
    Its Cloudkicker, her mortal enemy in the weather patrol.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:44 No.31004243
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    >>31004154
    If Sweetie Belle was a.....uhh....fast food place, she'd be Taco Bell
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:44 No.31004244
    >>31004212
    Zecora

    is it male?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:44 No.31004245
    >How else can you show up Dash?
    Rarity managed to show up Dash with fake wings during Sonic Rainboom, and Twilight seems a lot more powerful now, so proper wing-making spells might not be out of her reach.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:44 No.31004251
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    >>31004023

    >that feel when you're broke as shit and see this kind of picture posted all the time
    >> Suckmyoff, the fifth and final goon !KkyWm0AORY 10/29/11(Sat)16:44 No.31004259
    I have noticed a strange correlation

    more time rolling cigarettes

    stabler hand when drawing

    how peculiar.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:44 No.31004261
    >>31004141
    I once read a fanfction like that. It was about Maximum Ride, I think.
    It was about a self insert who could travel between fanfictions. He killed every OOC, every OC, every author, and every self insert, including himself.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:44 No.31004262
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    >>31004198

    Come me at bro!
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/29/11(Sat)16:45 No.31004274
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    Anyone got some screencaps of sitting ponies? Its one of the things my ref folder I downloaded is severely lacking.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:45 No.31004285
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    >>31004251

    That feel, I know!
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:46 No.31004286
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    >>31004204

    Was a synopsis released while I was asleep or something? I mean, I've gathered that apparently Dash is going to have a rival appear in the eighth episode, but a little more information would be nice.

    I'm wondering where the fuck my Applejack episode is, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:46 No.31004287
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    I'm just now realising this cartoon's kinda... sorta... a little bit... gay.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:46 No.31004289
    let's talk more about how barely-disguised self-inserts magically turning up in ponyville are stand-ins for the author's horrible social issues

    'hooray, i am now in equestria, here i can be somebody'

    more fanfiction where someone crosses over (and has this handwaved away), ends up as a lonely outcast with crippling social anxiety, and only ends up making things worse every time anyway, please

    friendship lesson? ha ha, no chance buddy, you're not the star of this show. try and pick up twilight sparkle? yeah, now you're some kind of xenophile and the town hates you. get picking apples, bro, cuz that's all you're good for in this new world
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:46 No.31004295
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    >>31004274
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:47 No.31004313
    If Scootaloo wasn't a farm she'd be a Scootazoo
    >> Suckmyoff, the fifth and final goon !KkyWm0AORY 10/29/11(Sat)16:47 No.31004315
    >>31004287
    no shit

    >>31004295
    dat sweetie
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:47 No.31004317
    >>31004286
    Y'see, Applejack is the Batmare, so the episode is really about her, bot Dash.
    >> Reuniclus !JellyK5ViA 10/29/11(Sat)16:47 No.31004324
    >>31004212
    I'm sort of jealous but not really. Did you chain for it?
    Name it Celestia
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:47 No.31004325
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    >>31004241
    >>31004245
    Hmmm, fake wings do open a lot of possibilities.
    But Rarity only showed up Dash because her wings were SO pretty, not for her flying skill.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:47 No.31004331
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    >>31004287

    It took you one year to realize that?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/29/11(Sat)16:47 No.31004333
    >>31004289
    Fingers makes you the next best thing after a Unicorn where fine manipulation is concerned.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:47 No.31004340
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    >>31003973
    I don't agree. Lots of themes get repeated in today's world, the execution is what matters.

    And it's done pretty nicely here.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:48 No.31004354
    >>31003921
    Scootaloo lost all her friends, she would be called Scootalone
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:48 No.31004360
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    >>31004289

    >more fanfiction where someone crosses over (and has this handwaved away), ends up as a lonely outcast with crippling social anxiety, and only ends up making things worse every time anyway, please
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:48 No.31004365
    >>31004286
    A rival appears and the title indicates that it is a mare, she is masked, and awfully mysterious.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:48 No.31004366
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    if scootaloo was a beach boys song she'd be little deuce coupe

    scootaloo's favorite meal is a scootastew, which is made with a scootaroux, with a cordon bleu and scootaloo fondue

    scootaloo's first professional scooter competition was her scootaloo debut

    if scootaloo had to be put down, she'd be made into scootaglue

    scootaloo's fighting style is scoota fu

    scootaloo's cutie mark is a scootaloo tattoo

    scootaloo's favorite plant is bamboo

    scootaloo wants to travel the world from kathmandu to peru

    scootaloo cleans her mane with a scootaloo shampoo

    scootaloo's favorite instrument is the kazoo

    scootaloo, apple bloom, and sweetie belle are best friends through and through, thank you
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:48 No.31004367
    >>31004289
    Whenever I've written fanfiction, I'm always afraid of making a Mary Sue by accident. To avoid this, I usually go the other way and make a character that no one likes.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:49 No.31004377
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    >>31003795

    Best one out there.

    Based on Dangerous Business or some other >fanfiction
    >> \ 10/29/11(Sat)16:49 No.31004380
    >>31004340
    Dash is so cool
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:49 No.31004390
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    >>31003929
    >Having a pony wallpaper
    Get out.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:49 No.31004392
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    I'm not sure how I should feel about this.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:49 No.31004395
    >>31004360
    I'm not sure I want to take part in the next quest now...
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:49 No.31004396
    >>31004333

    fair enough, but you're still a bipedal, massively-tall monster who somehow speaks their language

    'hello strange thing, of course we'll put you to work assembling fine machinery'

    vs

    'AAAAAH KILL THE MONSTER' *kicked in the face by Rarity*
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:49 No.31004398
    >>31004289
    given your size, you're probably second best to an earth pony in strength, second best to a pegasus in what you can reach, and second best to a unicorn in manipulation. You may not be the best at anything, but you're a good average, you could get a job as a handyman doing the odd jobs nobody has as a special talent.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:50 No.31004405
    >>31004289
    I'd like to see a story where a self insert goes to ponyville and makes everything worse, all the ponies hate them
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:50 No.31004415
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    >>31004390

    Yeah, well fuck you too buddy. It's not like anyone else comes into my house Oh God I'm so alone
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/29/11(Sat)16:51 No.31004427
    >>31004295
    Alright this is pretty good. Do you have any angles from the side from an adult mare in Sweeties position?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:51 No.31004430
    >>31004398
    >Hey, you, Human thing, mind getting my Opal down from that tree? I'll give you a few bits.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:51 No.31004444
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    >use a pony wallpaper
    >hide power level

    Yes, it is possible.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:52 No.31004446
    If Scootaloo was a chicken she'd be called Scootaloo
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:52 No.31004447
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    >>31004340
    That's fine.
    Allow me to simply say, that the concept is not my cup o' tea and any attempts to present it as srz bidness just makes me want to laugh in the author's face.

    But if you dig it for the contrast or whatever, bully for you.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:52 No.31004450
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    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:52 No.31004458
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    If Scootaloo was a ghost she'd be a scootaboo
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/29/11(Sat)16:52 No.31004459
    >>31004396
    The fact that you can talk begs a certain amount of holding back from immediately trying to kill you.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:52 No.31004465
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    >>31004427
    Sorry, not me, I had to request that from a friend.
    Wait, I'll check anyway... this good?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:53 No.31004476
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    >>31003712
    Over 9000 hours in GIMP.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:53 No.31004478
    >>31004430
    >your entire life is dedicated to doing the shitty little things nobody else wants to do
    >a pony will never love you, so you will live alone and friendless
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:53 No.31004481
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    >>31003929
    >>31004390
    >>31004415
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:53 No.31004485
    If Scootaloo took a shit, it would be eaten by Faceless.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:53 No.31004487
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    >>31004395

    Oh, come now, Anonymous. You know me! I don't do bad ends! Sure, he might start out a little klutzy and incompetent, but I assure you by the end he'll have turned himself around.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:53 No.31004490
    is scootaloo a boy?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:53 No.31004495
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    >>31004444

    Yeah yeah, >NLR faggotry, but fuck if this wallpaper doesn't look cool.

    Whenever anyone asks I just tell them it's from an old mech game.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:53 No.31004499
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    A pony I drew earlier.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:54 No.31004504
    If Scootaloo was rainbow dash she'd do a sonic scootaboom
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:54 No.31004507
    >>31004447
    why does everyone think everything is serious all the time? You don't like it, fine.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:54 No.31004513
    what if the masked mare is trollestia
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/29/11(Sat)16:54 No.31004518
    >>31004465
    Yes! This is the angle I'm looking for! Thanks alot for the pic!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:55 No.31004533
    >>31004513
    What if your wife orbits my dick?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:55 No.31004536
    >>31004490
    no, you're thinking of futaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:55 No.31004538
    >>31004487

    Speaking of bad ends, did we win FacelessJr's quest from yesterday? I had to bail when we got ambushed at Rarity's place.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:55 No.31004544
    >>31004499
    The best way to kill her it to stomp her with your shoe
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:55 No.31004545
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    >>31004141
    The darkness has been in me as long as I can remember. But the light of my life saw it on the day I put my parents into the ground. She taught me to hone it, wield it without losing control. She'd seen the darkness in her sister too.

    But my home town became, over time, too conscious of my solitary nature, and grew suspicious. So I had to find a different home, make some friends.

    Imagine my surprise when I discovered one of my new friends was the Cupcake Killer.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:55 No.31004547
    >Now playing: Irish Rovers - The Unicorn
    >>31004499
    I'm not even sure I'd like to see it, but did you draw that egg-related picture somebody requested?
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/29/11(Sat)16:55 No.31004550
    >>31004490
    I occasionally make the mistake and reference her as a boy.

    She is awful boyish looking, the short hair doesn't help her one bit
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:55 No.31004560
    wtf is the masked mare?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:56 No.31004567
    >>31004450
    no, you're thinking of scootapoo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:56 No.31004568
    >>31004533
    What if Scootaloo orbits my horn?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:56 No.31004571
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    >>31004487
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:56 No.31004572
    >>31004499

    >Scootabuse

    Wow, slowpoke.jpg

    Haven't you heard? Everyone's into Applebuse now.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:56 No.31004573
    >>31004560
    upcoming ep.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:56 No.31004578
    >>31004478
    Judging from Spike, ponies don't have anything wrong with other species.
    But they don't like you. You idiot.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:56 No.31004591
    >>31004560
    Its some person running around Chicago dressed like a pony dressed like Batman. Stopped some bank robberies or some shit.
    >> Mediocre 10/29/11(Sat)16:57 No.31004597
    >>31004405

    sorry, me again.

    >>31004430

    'GET AWAY FROM MY OPALESCENCE YOU THING' or opal hisses like fuck because what the fuck would she think you are anyway

    hell, just 'YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD' shit would be nice. if you really want a reason for it, say whatever event brought you here is sucking the magic out of the world or something, i dunno

    too many fanfic parodies are all 'hey we're being toally wacky, watch us inflict comic violence on these ORIGINAL CHARACTERS DONUT STEEL xD', some talented person somewhere has to be able to >imply fanfic authors would simply end up fucking up their own little worlds, having their creations turn on them, etc

    i am feeling schadenfreude-y tonight :)
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:57 No.31004603
    >>31003440
    Never heard of the Pretty Marines?

    Though I suppose thats a /tg/ meme and not a real chapter....

    >Pinkie Pie
    >Dungeon Defender

    I wonder what kind of defenses Pinkie would even have/make.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:57 No.31004618
    >>31004568
    What if Scootaloo orbits the sun?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)16:58 No.31004621
    >>31004571

    Seriously though I have already been planning on doing this. It won't be the first quest of the new year, but it will come. Don't fret, though; I won't do it just for the sake of punishing self-inserts, I'll make it funny and enjoyable for everyone.

    Trust me. It won't be an immerse-yourself quest, it'll be more like "let's put Nathan in Ponyville and laugh at his adventures."
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:58 No.31004626
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    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:58 No.31004633
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    >>31004289

    Well, it is called fantasy for a reason.
    People usually want to escape this world where you are nothing more than a cogwheel in a machine that just works, for works sake. There are no goal, the game never ends.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:58 No.31004634
    >>31003712
    There's another pic of Dash towing her high in the sky but I can't find it
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:59 No.31004643
    >>31004550
    Males have exceptionally short tails, no exceptions.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:59 No.31004646
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    >>31004560
    A mysterious pony wrestler
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)16:59 No.31004658
    >>31004507
    No, I just mean the subject matter I can't take it seriously when it comes to ponies.
    I just can't buy a colourful marshmallow serial killer.
    I mean, they go to war with apple pies.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/29/11(Sat)16:59 No.31004661
    >>31004289
    why do we need to talk about this
    why does it matter at all
    can we just forget about it
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:00 No.31004677
    >>31004643
    No exceptions? That's an outrage! I demand more males with long, luxurious tails and manes!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:00 No.31004679
    >>31003440
    Rarity would be recruited by the Orcs to add bling to their vehicles, which would make them able to reflect lasers, due to the WAAAAGH.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:00 No.31004686
    >>31004633
    Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
    Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.
    Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:00 No.31004691
    >>31004661
    >Says the fiction writer
    I liked that quickfic you did yesterday or the day before that.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:00 No.31004694
    >>31004658

    A serial killer who kills...with apples.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:00 No.31004697
    if scootaloo was faceless, she'd be scataloo
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:01 No.31004707
    >>31004658
    That was weird considering they have axes a minute after the battle.
    Its a little girls show i know
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:01 No.31004715
    >>31004658
    >Apple pie vs. what ever is the current combat rifle of the U.S. army
    Why do people even think about war between humans and ponies?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:02 No.31004732
    >>31004658
    Apple pies imbued with the residual psychic energy of the earth ponies who care for them. Enough to knock out a full-grown buffalo. This empire is so secure that it goes to war with stun weapons!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:02 No.31004734
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    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:02 No.31004735
    >>31004697
    if Scootaloo posts on ponychan, she'd be [?]Scootatoot[/?]
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)17:02 No.31004743
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    >>31004686

    Socialism is a flawed concept.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:02 No.31004750
    >>31004633
    Our machine is working for the sake of advancement. Our children will have better lives. Equestria works for the sake of having a happy life. Their children will be as content as they are. We'll overtake them eventually, but none of us will live to see it.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:02 No.31004752
    >>31004621

    >Nathan in Ponyville

    RUN APPLEBLOOM RUN!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:02 No.31004756
    >>31004734
    He said maLe, not maRe
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)17:02 No.31004758
    >>31004694
    A serial killer who kills apples, that could be funny.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:03 No.31004760
    >>31004735
    Boy, we don't use them kind of tag's 'round these parts.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:03 No.31004763
    >>31003440
    >Fluttershy
    >TF2
    Oh my.
    Well actually, it was the Vs Saxton Hale mod, in which she's a playable boss.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:03 No.31004774
    >>31004658
    For me the fact that it is about things I really care about makes the experience all the more painful. And that's what you want when reading something like Cheerilee's Garden, right? Experiencing an emotion you don't often experience.

    If I go to a scary movie without being scared, I want my money back. If a fic is "gory" it better make me feel sick! Haven't read it all yet, but so far that one is doing it for me
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:03 No.31004781
    >>31004734
    Hoighty Toighty breakin' the mold
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:03 No.31004783
    >>31004735
    >>>ponychan

    And never come back
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:04 No.31004804
    >>31004763
    >Fluttershy in TF2
    Um...She'd be a Medic?
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)17:04 No.31004815
    >>31004707
    It is my head canon that all the ponies, every one of them, are very very stupid and more than a little childish.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/29/11(Sat)17:04 No.31004822
    >>31004691
    well, you know, i just think getting incensed over the topic of >fanfiction constantly kind of defeats any actual discussion. people are entitled to their opinions, but do we really need to air them out all the time? sure, some people write terrible self-insert fanfiction as a method of dealing with their issues, but it's their own business. let them pick their own poisons and don't make us think about it.

    i'm glad you liked it! i'm always trying to please. were you the original requester?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:05 No.31004825
    >>31004743
    You are a flawed concept
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:05 No.31004834
    >>31004760
    >>31004783

    The joke----------->
    Your head
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:05 No.31004839
    >>31004827
    >>31004827
    >>31004827
    >>31004827

    New thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:06 No.31004851
    >>31004815
    Im my head canon Derpy is faster than the wonderbolts but she dont like fly fast.
    Its relevant because Derpy is a good pony.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)17:06 No.31004854
    >>31004815

    I think it's more like all of the ponies are Peggy and Celestia is Hank.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:06 No.31004857
    >>31004707
    Maybe they didn't want to kill anyone. Certainly if they can throw an apple pie that hard, a well placed buck could shatter a skull - they don't need weapons to kill, they need them to NOT kill.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:06 No.31004866
    >>31004804
    In this mod she has about 25 000 health and kills with one hit. She has a special move that spooks everyone and gives her a minigin.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:06 No.31004869
    >>31004743
    How the fuck did I read that as "Capitalism" until >>31004825 linked that post?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)17:08 No.31004930
    >>31004869

    Capitalism is the best system for the same reason that socialism is flawed: human nature. We will always fight to be on top, to be in the lead, and that is why there has been no truly socialist society. It may happen, and it may last for a week, a month, or even a year, but eventually someone will try to take over. If they fail, another will try.

    Socialism is just about the most flawed system out there.
    >> Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/29/11(Sat)17:09 No.31004936
    >>31004851
    Makes sense to me.
    I mean she IS best pony.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:09 No.31004937
    >>31004869
    I'm just here to help Anon
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:10 No.31004984
    >>31004930
    Capitalism is like a pyramid. A pyramid cannot collapse, because it is already in the shape of a building that has fallen down.

    (Hint: what we have now is not capitalism.)
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:11 No.31004997
    >>31004930
    I don't even give a fuck, I'll just go along the flow and keep on complaining on the internet.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:11 No.31005002
    >>31004930
    neither are good, we ground to a halt because so few have so much we can't wrest from them
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:13 No.31005053
    >>31004734
    Hoitatoitoi is my hero
    A true Equestrian role model, and under-appreciated in my opinion
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/29/11(Sat)17:13 No.31005063
    >>31004984

    I see what you're trying to imply, but the fact remains that a pyramid cannot collapse. You can argue for socialism all you want but it would never and will never work. Marx himself even theorized that a socialist society, if it were to ever exist, would crumble and be replaced.

    Trying to get humanity to work together without leadership is like trying to get us to stop procreating; it is fucking impossible.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)17:14 No.31005096
    >>31004930

    FYI your critique of Socialism applies just as much to Capitalism.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)18:28 No.31006874
    Okay so, poorfag here.

    I just finished episode 30, is there more? a second season?

    I'm kinda out of the loop here



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