current thread: >>30963720

hold on for a while on this one

Ponies are fearful as fuck of anything that is not under their control, chances are Fluttershy is the only one you would NOT fear finding you, but then enjoy your life as a pet.

>>30966266
there roams all kinds of strange shit in Equestria, so you would be the last thing she would be interested in.

Fluttershy, because she'd probably see me as an animal, and I don't want my mind fucked with before I've even had a chance

Twilight for the same reasons as OP, or Rainbow Dash, because.

>>30966322

the thing is, it would work the same as the "magic vs pinkie sense" argument, all the other more interesting things (to us) in equestria are completely normal and natural for Twilight, you on the other hand would be a unique thing worth of study.

I GUESS I JUST LIKE DICKS

IF ONLY I COULD FIND ONE IRL

I hope Applejack finds me perfect.
Pikie Pie will hate me because of my low tolerance to her annoying personality.

Pinkie had never seen a griffin before and met that with mild curiousity
so maybe her
then again she was completely freaked out by what was essentialy a pony with stripes so I guess I'm taking my chances

Can anyone tell me why Twilight Sparkle is such a huge Mary Sue?

>>30966458
because she's one of lauren faust's self-inserts

>>30966458
She's not a Mary Sue...

>Let me use this spell I just learned to save the day

>>30966458
I can tell you why she isn't.
The show isnt a fanfiction

>>30966476
Does that even count when Lauren's not around to write Twilight's scenes any more?

>>30966476
but her hair isn't even red

how are people supposed to know it's her?

>>30966431
>Pinkie:Hey, that pony doesn't have a snout and he walks on two feet!
>Twi:Pinkie, haven't you ever heard of apes?
>You: I resent that!
>>30966458
Good one, 6/10, you got some responses

>>30966266
>And none of them would be sexy

fixed that for ya

Flockdraw funtimes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REVl4skqqUg

>>30966458

>mary sue
>has had at least 2 episodes dedicated entirely to her flaws
>one of them being the latest

not sue, just OP as fuck.

>>30966458
You can't be a mary sue in your own story.

>>30966520
i dunno, i imagine the rorshach test could be sexy

depending on your predisposition

>>30966510
Does it even count with a Discord image?

HONK HONK

So.... did you know that strawberries are now proven to reduce the gastrointestinal effects of drinking?

>>30966536
Oh yeah, you're right, I guess I'm getting a bit tired

>>30966540
Oh you could fit at least two more ponies in that truck.

>>30966562
Now that's crazy talk.

>>30966492

Mary Sues aren't limited to just fanfiction, Roogna

Hey guys, I bet you can't talk about Fluttershy in a civilized manner.

>>30966526
>one of them being the latest

Don't you mean second-latest?

>>30966579
They kind of are, it's just fanfiction the author writes about themself.

>>30966588

you're probably right

>>30966588
damn skippy

I WANT FLUTTERSHY TO SHIT IN MY SHIT AND HAVE SEX WITH IT WHILE I FUCK HER WITH MY PENIS IN HER PENIS

>>30966589
No, she fucked up pretty bad in Lunar Eclipse as well.

>>30966562

Nah, Applejack drives alone and Pinkie owns her own roflcopter to follow her around.

>>30966588
Fluttershy sucks.

>>30966588

In the thread the other day we were discussing what it would be like to smoke a bowl with Fluttershy

She would be the best bong buddy ever

Dat soothing voice

>>30966579
Actually, yeah, they are. In fact, the term "Mary Sue" was an actual character from a Star Trek fanfiction.

>>30966492
If you want to get technical, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a fanfiction.

>>30966605
>'While the term is generally limited to fan-created characters, and its most common usage today occurs within the fan fiction community or in reference to fan fiction, original characters in role-playing games or literary canon are also sometimes criticized as being "Mary Sues" or "canon Sues" if they dominate the spotlight or are too unrealistic or unlikely in other ways.'

>>30966605
It's not >fanfiction if it's canon. Are you retarded?

>>30966611

>>30966605
That's a self-insert, not a Mary Sue.

>>30966615
"I'm gonna go lecture ROYALTY and FIX HER with my words."

>>30966626
But why?

>>30966562

>>30966646
And how did that work out for her?

>For me, Twilight Sparkle. Being as science minded as she is, she'd capture me and run all sorts of tests and experiments to find out what I am and how I function.

Twilight Sparkle is the Josef Mengele of Ponyville.

Twilight is a Mare Sue.
And the number of times her magic has saved the day is roughly the same number of times her magic has fucked up things to kingdom come.

>>30966632
Pretty sure she wouldnt say shit

>>30966666
I think of her more as a Himmler.

>>30966685
Or she would have a total freakout moment, which results in breaking of personal property.

keikaku pooni

>>30966632
At least somebody discussed her, even though I can't say anything on the subject, since I don't smoke.

>>30966700
>weed
>freakout moment

what the hell kind of weed are YOU smoking?

>>30966685

"Um.. if you don't mind.. where are the munchies"

>>30966266
Probably Rainbow Dash.
I figure both Dash and Rarity are about equally likely to flip their shit when they see you, but Dash is the one that would beat you into a bloody pile of organ meats. Rarity would probably get in two good hits initially then run off yelling about assault.

>>30966712
LSD laced

Just for her.

>>30966714

>>30966729

of course

>>30966729
That wouldn't be nice?

>>30966729

lol

she would probably have that look on her face in that picture 24/7

Depending on if she had a good trip or not

>>30966700

>weed
>freakout

>>30966266

the CMC

shit would be annoying as hell

>>30966677
Twilight Sparkle is Lauren Faust's self insert
>>30966688
Lauren Faust is Heinrich Himmler

Hey guys

quick request

Does anyone have the reaction picture of the guy with glasses at a computer who's laughing and has his hands on his head?

>>30966797
>Wake up in a forest
>Terrible headache
>"CMC MONSTER HUNTERS!"
>Kill self

>wake up
>first thing i do is check paheal for new mlp porn

how did my life turn into this

Oh Twilight's face when she has two midterms today and hasn't studied properly for either

>>30966806

Samefag

It's this guy, just... this is not the picture I'm thinking of.

>>30966589

yes i meant this, dunno why i forgot about luna eclipsed.

>>30966816

>>30966816

if twilight's a student worth her salt, she'll have been going to lecture and already know the material

if you pay attention during class you don't really need to study too much

>The calm before the shitposting
>>30966814
Anything good?

>>30966816
she can also use the new magic spell she made up that day to solve her problems just like she always does every episode

>>30966844
>paying attention during class
>2011

what kind of spergmonkey are you?

>>30966853

>mfw the failsafe spell failed

>>30966850
there was about 12 new pics i saved but nothing is really fappable

>>30966853

too bad they never work

>>30966844

>Not skipping lecture and just doing the readings

Confirmed for having a major that isn't liberal arts shit like mine

>>30966844
Yes but you see Twilight's been busy with other tests all week so even though she attended all the classes, she's not feeling confident about either test.

I just hope they allow friendship during her tests today.

>>30966816
>that feel when some shitty gif you whipped up in gimp in 5 minutes get's re-posted over and over.

Are all the Europeans at work/school too?

>>30966878

if you attend lecture, you only have to do the readings once

you save time in the long run by just going to class. makes things a lot less stressful when exams come around too, since you get the slight boost of knowing that you've been working hard

>/co/
>/co/llege advice

...What's this in the last thread about banned links in the linkboard?

>>30966677
Pinkie is a Mary Sue. She always has some crazy ass solution and has the ability to warp reality around her insanity.

>>30966926
I'm at home now. Skewl ended about three hours ago.

>>30966934
>mfw I never go to the lectures and just read the material once and get high marks erry time.

>>30966853

Yeah, because the spell she used to stop the Parasprites worked SO WELL.

I know I'll miss these slow times a few hours from now.
Topic...topic...
um, so, who's the best pony?

Twilight would make such a good study partner. She'd work so hard to make sure both she and her partner got top marks.

>>30966968
The person whose name I should remember got banned for posting the linkboard which had some links that aren't allowed to be posted. Probably the /co/ streams.

>>30966984
[spolier]Nyxsqueak

>>30966632
Gonna dissagree with you she would have panic attacks all the time.
Bad vibes would be had by all.

>>30966971
I don't get it with Mary Sues. What are they supposed to be again? I'm really a newfag when it comes to this.

>>30966975

>mfw I'm the same way

Guy who has to go lectures to do well, you mad? Not having to do fuck-all all day (except for TA discussion sections with *blergh* mandatory attendence) is so cash.

>>30966984
>best pony
Well technically it's Celestia as she is a god that controls the sun and apparently has everything planed.
She is probably also the most intelligent pony out there and her 1000+ years experience makes her ready for any challenge.

But we all know we will just say our favorite pony ignoring all the evidence so Rarity.

>>30966998
LETTERS. Y U TRANSPOSE?

>>30967010
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue

>>30967012

no, not really mad. different methods work for different people. I do wish I could be like that though...

>>30966984
twilight is the cutest
rarity is the funniest
applejack has my favorite personality

>>30967010
A "Mary Sue" is a poorly-written character from fanfiction who is too perfectly idealized and flawless.

Gosh, I should really stop trying to write long things.
http://pastebin.com/StnCtaaK

Fair warning: It's not very good, but fuck you I'm posting it anyway

>>30967012
So what do you do when you miss important class announcements in lectures?

Also, reading, then lectures, then homework to review is the best way and order to study. Twilight agrees don't bother her about it.

>>30966984

Best.
Cutest.
Smartest.
Craziest.
Etc.

>>30967027
>tvtropes.org

I love/hate this site. I hated it when I used to spend countless hours on it, but now I'm familiar enough with enough of the terms to have a good grasp on what everything means. Now I just go there when I finish watching something new.

>>30967052
Mary Sues do not exist only in fanfiction my friend.

>>30966729
>LSD laced weed.
But thats wrong.
LSD begins to decompose at about 60 degrees C, a lighter flame would completely destroy the mollecule.

>>30967059
>implying Twilight goes to lectures
her lectures are in canterlot
you think she can be bothered with the commute?

>>30967010

Her Royal Highness Lieutenant Marrissa Amber Flores Picard Gordon, Princess and Heir to the Throne of Essex, Chief of Security USS Enterprise, Fighter Commander, and Coordinating Officer for All Kids Crews in Starfleet.

Goddamn, what the fuck is up with that asktwilightsparkle tumblr. Everything is melodramatic as hell.

>>30967067
>I hated it when I used to spend countless hours on it

What are you, masochistic?

>>30967076
>Fighters
>Star Trek
>Federation
I don't think shuttles count there, Leftenant.

She already destroyed her lectures, so much so that she never made any friends. That's why she was sent to Ponyville in the first place, to get field experience.

>>30967082
>>30967082
Goddamn, what the fuck is up with that [tumbr]? Everything is [genre] as hell!

Welcome to tumblr!

>>30967074

she seems to be taking time off from college, and the studying in Ponyville is to compensate for the lost time

>>30967083
I loved the sarcastic vibe it gave off. What I hated was looking at the clock and realizing I'd stayed up on it clear through the night and had a test in the morning.

I've actually contributed two tropes to the site now.

>>30967059
Staff understands student tendencies to procrastinate and consequently uses emailing lists instead of the more archaic methods.

>>30967010

Sonichu was a textbook example of a Mary Sue (or a Gary Stu, the male version.)

Eeeyup.

anyone have a score for cupcakes?

imma do a trip-hop remix niggas

>>30967117

Please refrain.

>>30966968
>meta
The Joowz stream link, and possibly some others are now on the autoban list, someone pestered Moot to add them on in a /pol/ thread the other day; apparently they've been spammed outside the thread for some reason.
If you want to make sure you're pasting a save version of it, check a couple of threads back; Leth posted one that went through fine.
Pacce got hit whilst posting an older version of it alongside the marker. Binky (An Anon that was in Fluffy's stream at the time) posted the marker for him, but seems to have disspeared since; we'll probably have to wait until 404 to get it back.

>>30967137
The one who posted them was a asspained anti-ponyfag who played the system like a fucking fiddle.

>>30967082
>go check it out
>what the fuck is even going on

ahahaha
this is ridiculous

>>30966968

Some troll asked moot to filter some of the pony streams, and he did so without really thinking about it

I know for a fact joowz is filtered, not sure about the others.

Just use a tag

http://joowz.com

etc..

>>30967063
You like Pinkie Pie, too?

>>30967082

Oh look it finally updated

...


this is incredibly ridiculous and I love it.

>>30967169
>Some troll asked moot to filter some of the pony streams, and he did so without really thinking about it

What the fuck is his problem?

>>30967169

derp

Not the term 'joowz' , but joowz..com itself

So just put a spoiler tag in the middle of the phrase

>>30967190

well yeah. I like all of them

>>30967092

After Ensign Throwaway died, Marissa made Starfleet develop fighter craft so she could command them.

>>30967190
Silly namefag, that's not how you spell Fluttershy.

>>30967205

Streams were for a time really ridiculously ubiquitous. People were spamming shitty streams everywhere, and it got to the point where all links to streams were banned and popular streaming sites were blacklisted on 4chan. I imagine that experience has led moot to just take peoples' word for it if they say a stream is being spammed everywhere.

>>30967132
why?

>>30966984

Hey guys, we should post pony pumpkin templates...

>>30967224
But I don't have a moe enough keyboard to type Flutterphy right.

>>30967242
Pinkie n' Rarity or just Pinkie?

>>30967152

It's just a stupid word filter, it's not like they are hard to get around

Still, dick move.

pick a pony

that pony is now your mom

what do

>>30967068
There can be poorly-written, over-powered characters in original canon works.

But they are not Mary Sues.

>>30966814
thanks for shopping with us

>>30967264
Then BUY A NEW ONE!

>>30967285
Yes they are, stop trying to start this shit.

Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tomoka. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Mokkan called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>30967211
Touche. I cannot deny this fact.

>>30967290
Stop samefagging Vincent.

>>30967280
I had to think of Fluttershy. I am not sure if this is good or not.

So, guys.

What if there was this pony that was based off Kurt Cobain?

We could call him Silver Bloom!
His cutie mark could be a guitar and he could live in a house under a bridge!

>>30967280
Derpy ;_;

>>30967300
Nope. Mary Sues are for fanfiction.

Overpowered characters in original works are simply called overpowered characters.

>>30967285

>they are the definition of mary sues
>but they're not mary sues

I hope you're trolling, because I fear you may be retarded if you actually believe that.

>>30967315
Would he still be dead?

>>30967266
Both!

>>30967280
>Rarity
I continue with my life. Nothing changes whatsoever, except my mother is now a pony instead of a human.

>>30967315
At least an OC with no head would original

>>30967325

3/10

Made me cringe a little.

>>30967325
I believe the definition for Mary Sue has been expanded since people began to recognize Mary Sue traits in published fiction.

Hey

Hey all of you

What the fuck do Mary Sues have to do with ponies?

>>30967355
pfff

>>30967355
Because meta

>>30967355
Discord dropped by to start shit early on and as you can see he's great at what he does.

>>30966458

>>30967355
Fuck you, that's what

>>30967329
>Not having all the ponies as favorites
>2011
I like Twilight and Fluttershy over the others

>>30967355

The entire main cast is the mary sues.

>>30967355
If SOMEONE had bothered to show up to the Diet of Nuremberg 1356, they would already know this.

JUST SAYING. NOT BITTER AT ALL.

>>30967355
Pretty sure
>>30966458
started it.

>>30967082
It's always been melodramatic you dumb cunt.

>>30967387
Oh, I love all the ponies. It's just that right now, I think Pinkie and Rarity are the best. This will probably change as my mood and level of fatigue changes. Scootaloo will rise back up the charts, Luna might pop to the top, and Rarity will probably fall a couple of places.
>being indecisive and fickle
>2011

>>30967313

This is very good! She will feed you a breakfast of raw fish.

>>30967428
>Allergic to fish
No, mom, no!

>>30967393
>Medieval HRE diets
>2011
you time traveling?

Okay guys, hypothetical time.

You're magically transported to Ponyville, but this time you don't turn 2D, and they don't become 3D. They can't perceive your existence, but if they did, it would be so warping to their consciousness, that they would go insane. What do you do?

Is the kindly anon that grabbed the marker after Pacce's apparent faux pas with auto-banned words around?

I can grab it back from you if you'd like.

Anyone else love DJ Pon-3 as much as me?

>>30967449
Live my life as a ghost, trying to find my way back to the normal world.

>>30967309
actuallyyyy I'm banned, I'm lurking while at my sisters and stumbled on that post as a coinsidence. I don't samefriend

>>30967449
Oh god I knew this would happen
Um... panic?

>>30967449

Proceed to warp their poor little minds.
Then I shall rule as a god.

>>30967466
You made it painfully obvious when you used your own buttugly art.

>>30967355
Sometimes, there is a discussion if either Twilight Sparkle or Rainbow Dash is a mary sue

How can someone like old Luna better when old Luna didn't actually have a personality?

>>30967449
Would be be able to perceive them? As you know, the 2D plane is not visible in the 3D spectrum.

There's no doubt she'd be one of those god sues if the show was more action-oriented... I mean, other unicorns merely levitate stuff and so something related to their talent, while she can teleport and move anything with ease, and how she mindfucked the whole town with one of her lightweight spells, god knows what she could do if she WANTED to mindfuck someone. But as the show is, there's no problem.

>>30967495
I kinda like his art, it reminds me of Glitter glue's.

>>30967421
I can't decide. After Pinkie Pie, all the rest are well loved 2nd best

>>30967506
I mean, you could probably hear them at least.

>>30967498
Yes, but such discussions are retarded since they clearly do not come close to meeting the definition of a Mary Sue.

>>30967505
>>30967505
For the same reason they like:
Lyra
Bonbon
Octavia
Nyx
Big Mac
Pinkie Pie

etc

>>30967449
eldritch horror?

Though, technically, the ponies exist on a 3d plane.

>>30967506
How exactly does that work?

Isn't any flat surface technically a 2D plane?

>>30967509
That's because it's mouse-drawn in MSPaint.

I'd take Vinny over Ross any day.

>>30967516
Probably not, what with sound waves needing a medium to travel through an all.

>>30967449
>that gif

So that's what singularity looks like...

>>30967509
Glitter Glue's is bad on purpose.

Vincent is actually trying to draw well. In fact, he once created a "tutorial" to try to show people how to draw ponies.

>>30967449
ponyvillians are not 2D, they have dimensionality

you might as well say that everyone on TV is 2D

>You could hear them
I'd go mad hearing Pinkie Pie's laughter for the rest of my life, not knowing where it was coming from

>>30967449

Actually, they COULD percieve you. However, it would only be in the form of an extremely thin 2D slice of your body. You'd be some kind of horrible shapeshifting monster to them.

Of couse, they aren't 2D beings anyway. They're fictional 3D beings represented in a sylistic visual medium. Your hypothetical is dumb.

>>30967532
Even a sheet of paper has a length, width and height. It's just a tiny height.

>>30967532
No, even atoms exist in 3 dimensions. A true 2D surface wouldn't have enough thickness for light to interact with.

Hell, we wouldn't even be able to BREATH in such a universe.

>>30967553
I'm not talking about the sheet of paper, though.

I'm talking about just the surface itself.

You perceive the surface. The side. You don't perceive the depth if you look at it head-on.

Okie dokie, manually marking it is. Thanks for grabbing it though anon, at least it's in a proper place right now. Who knows where it would have ended up if you didn't post it!

>>30967549
Even used a Pinkie picture to reiterate better what I said.

I like you.

>>30967506
Isn't it visible in shadows?

Fun fact: no one has ever seen anything that is truly two-dimensional.

Bring on the science!

>>30967549
yah think so?

>>30967592
I know of something with no thickness, YOUR DICK!

>>30967591
No.

>>30967592
Funner fact: there is no such thing as a solid surface.

>>30967578
All light that would hit your eye on the 2D surface would be so impossibly thin as to be imperceptible.

2D creatures would be able to see YOU pass through, but you'd not be able to see the plane without some 3D sense that interacts with it. Let's just say light from our universe will bounce off this plane, allowing you to perceive it when you view it along the length.

>>30967592
Dreams.

What do you say to that, tons of fun?

>>30967616
So you're saying a shadow is three dimensional, despite having no depth.

>>30967624
More fun fact: There is also no such word as "funner".

>>30967624
Funnest Fact: Ponies are adorable, even if they are not solid.

>>30967629
A shadow is not an object but a lack of something, namely light.

>>30967637
Factest fact: Dicks in your ass.

>>30967629
because a shadow isn't an object, its an absence of light in a shape that you recognize, it has no dimensions at all because its not an actual thing.

>>30967629
A shadow is not something that exists, but a perception of a lack of something else: light

Relevant to current discussion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnURElCzGc0

>>30967629
A shadow has no mass. It's not an object.

>>30967639
Least fun fact: Attempting to hug a pony would result in their edges slicing straight through your limbs

>>30967629
A shadow is a lack of light, which is cast in a three-dimensional plane. A shadow is neither 2D nor 3D, since it is an absence of light particles.

>filename

>>30967671
>>30967665
>>30967660
>>30967657
>>30967642


Man, I'm glad I decided to let someone else field that one.

>>30967684
>the borders of the image are rectangular

>>30967709
It still doesn't CONTAIN a rectangle.

>>30967290

wow

The last place I'd expect to see a reference to Passenger of Shit would be in a MLP comic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ

>>30967715

Does any set contain itself?

>>30967715
>pixels are squares, which are rectangles

Yes, I'm being a killjoy.

I'm about to go on a 4 hour drive.

Which episodes should I watch? Make it snappy, I'm taking my computer, so I need to turn it off.

>>30967715
A white rectangle superimposed on 4 black ovals on a white field is also a valid interpretation of that image, depending on your viewpoint.


>mlp general

>>30967735
any infinite set does

ITT: retards trying to sound deep

>>30967739
the owl one

over and over

>>30967739
BUFFALOES!

Guys, guys. Why do Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie make my heart flutter? Is this love, or indigestion?

>>30967449

oh

oh my fucking god

jesus fucking christ

that's fucking horrifying

>>30967731
I first found them through one of the MLPG's many music derails.
ponyshrug.jpg

>>30967751
>bored assholes fucking with each other

>>30967768
Depends. If I told you that Pinkie had just finished making the two of you a meal, and was about to bounce through your door to come get you, what would you think?

>>30967768
Probably diabeetus

>>30967751

Wrong. We're discussing dimensionality.

>>30967739

Over a Barrel
Bird in the Hoof
Suited for Success
Lesson Zero
Bridle Gossip.

>>30967768
You should call a doctor to be sure. It maybe a light heart attack.

>>30967449
The problem with the whole 2D versus 3D thing is that most cartoons aren't actually 2D. People still move within 3 dimensions in cartoons. We just perceive it as a 2D, because of the way the medium works.

>>30967799
>>30967766
The consensus seems to be to watch Over a Barrel so far.

I need like, at least seven more, though.

> Which pony would you LEAST want to discover you?

It depends on the fact that you are in Human or Pony form. Basically, you wouldn't like to meet any ponies in human form. If you remember the Zebra episode, they were freaked out by her, and fear can easily turn into hatred. And you don't really want to be hated by these little powerhouses.

>>30967799
I would say perhaps replace Suited for Success with Dragonshy, but otherwise good list!

>>30967813
True. If it were true 2D, there'd be no way to go behind something, only over or under.

GODDAMMIT

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PONY GENERALS

I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT PONIES SHITTING IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS OR PISSING ON MY FACE WHILE I MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY THAN THIS QUASI-INTELLECTUAL BULLSHIT

NEW TOPIC: WHICH PONY'S FECES WOULD YOU EAT

1. THEY TASTE AND SMELL JUST LIKE REAL HORSESHIT

2. YOU TURN INTO A PONY UPON EATING THEM

3. THE PONIES FIND THIS VERY EROTIC AND ALSO A SIGN OF GREAT RESPECT, SO YOU WILL BE ACCEPTED INTO THEIR CULTURE AND PROBABLY GET A LOT OF HOT PONY ASS

>>30967825
They're generally nonviolent, though. They might shout at me, but they wouldn't kill me.

>>30967837
reported

>>30967823
uhh uhh

Winter wrap up

>>30967830
What anon said.

>>30967837
uh
with those 3 rules, I guess Dash's.

>>30967795
That's the joke.

3rd Dimension = Depth

>>30967768
you have a heart murmur

If I post Luna and doubles, there will be no horseshit in MLP generals.

>>30967813
Likewise, 'CGI 3D' cartoons like transformers are done to look 3D specifically, but are, in fact, two dimensional images being percieved as having depth by our minds.

>>30967830
Scratch that. I meant ADD Suited for Success and Dragonshy, both of which are great.

Also, Applebuck Season

>>30967861
>horseshit
>horse
>ponies

why the fuck did i laugh

>>30967837

>>30967848
>>30967830
My current viewing list:

Over a Barrel
Suited for Success
Dragonshy
Winter Wrap Up

>>30967823

Cutie Mark Chronicles
Pinkie Keen
Boast Busters

>>30967861
>horseshit

i grinned

>>30967878
>ironically it's a suppository

Pinkie Pie, because she's annoying and never shuts up

It's fine to be happy, just don't do it 24/7, god damn nigga

>>30967869
>>30967884
Over a Barrel
Suited for Success
Dragonshy
Winter Wrap Up
Applebuck Season
Cutie Mark Chronicles

Two more

>>30967882
Bridle Gossip. It's a classic.

>>30967893
>...for your penis

>>30967882
>Over a Barrel
>Suited for Success
>Dragonshy
>Winter Wrap Up
Applebuck Season
Bridle Gossip
Sonic Rainboom

>>30967802
I had one of those from a stress/panic attack once. Not fun, not fun at all.

>>30967855

That's a good one. I didn't catch it at first.

>>30967839

Well even Rarity can get violent is she is cornered.
She kicked the manticore in the face like a boss.

But I agree, generally they look peaceful.

>>30967904
Green isn't your color

>>30967909
>>30967920
Gonna go with Bridle Gossip.

Sonic Rainboom, GIYC, or something else?

>>30967920
Yes! There's not enough FABULOUS in this list.

>>30967843
reported

>>30967000
>weed
>panic attacks

dude what

>>30967911
that's a heart palpitation, those always happen during panic attacks

Carry xanax around with you, I get 90 1mg per month

SO THEN

You tie fluttershy down and put on a set of headphones playing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFxUBuDlp84

How do you think she'd turn out?

>>30967861
You didn't even post Luna, so even if you got it there would be no repercussions...

>>30967932
Deported

>>30967866
Every image impressed on the retina is 2D. We perceive depth through the slight difference between the images our two eyes perceive plus our sense of touch.

I'm back guise!! I know you missed me

>>30967930
Sonic Rainboom is one of the best

Try Green isn't Your Color if you like Flutters and Rarity, though

>>30967739

Art of the Dress
Winter Wrap up

>>30967960
Are you Vaclav IV of Bohemia?

For those who were absent earlier...

Trixie vs. Balrog!

Thoughts?

>>30967953
imported

>>30967328

>Say you were transported to Equestria. Which pony would you LEAST want to discover you?

Twilight would be the best to discover you. Sure, she will want to do SCIENCE to you, but I doubt she's going to dissect you or anything. She's also the most rational... most of the time. Just knock on her door at night, explain the situation, and she'll be able to help you out.

I'd say Rainbow Dash would be the pony I would like to discover me the least. She'd be likely to knock you down/out, then drag you to Twilight if you're lucky or leave you in the Everfree Forest if you're not.

>>30967973
>>>/esp/

E-sported.

That was a stretch.

>>30967965
Art of the Dress is AKA Suited for Success

>>30966984
Pinkamina

>>30967941
I had a panic attack the first time I ever got REALLY high, it was my third time smoking and I cleared a waterfall bong. Never happened since then, I just learned to ride it out.

>>30967967
I am whatever you want me to be

still dunno why someone wouldnt want to hear a balla ass trip-hop track. got dayum

If doubles, Scootaloo is a chicken.

>>30967953
derported

>>30967948
WHYYYYYY

>>30967999

>>30967990
You better mean Pinkie in general and not any grimdark interpretation horseapples

>>30967999
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

>>30967996
Sup, Leopold II?

>>30968004
exported

>>30967946
For real? When I went to Urgent Care the doctor's were useless and way more concerned about my insurance than my wellbeing. They never even mentioned heart palpitations to me.

I've been fine since then, it was just random because it happened as I was about to eat and watch some anime.

>>30967941
You've never seen someone smoke weed and get really paranoid? Shit's crazy.

Fluttershy would probably be super chill and just want to relax, but the instant something new happens she gets scared. Let's say someone new enters the room. Who are they? Even if you know them, what if they were someone else in DISGUISE? You'd never know. You'd never know.

Fun fact: I'm high!

>>30967968
Loving the style there!

>>30967993
twitter.com

>>30968026
>my favorite Holy Roman Emperor

oh gosh

>>30966266
Although she's my favorite pony, Pinkie Pie. If she was that afraid of Zecora, just think of what she would do to a human.

>>30968026
Hello there, ol' anon...how are you going in this marvelous day?

>>30967999

>>30967993

Cannabis can get you really fucked up if you smoke enough of it.

Once, I smoked a bit too much and everything went all red and streaky and I could FEEL my brain slowing. It was really fucking scary (not in a good way).

>>30968055

That's why you go to Twilight first. She'd be able to pin Pinkie down with Magic or whatever, explain what's going on, then Pinkie would offer delicious snacks to you.

>>30968077
Have you tried LSD?

>>30966632

> Giving weed to Fluttershy

Bad idea.

>>30968058
About average. Glitter Glue made a hilarious Spike + Apples pic, there was a fun rape-play discussion in the morning. Kinda slow now.

Seriously... drug thread?

>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
>>30967999
AWW SHIT

>>30968110
>that picture
>>>/ponychan/

>>30967999
If this post ends in fives, King of Games gets a background pony in season 2.

>>30967999

>>30968110
Don't act like you didn't see this coming. Ponies are high all the time.

>>30968110
>not snorting heroin on weekends
>2011

you guys are pussies

>>30968130

I don't have it without caption, you elitist fuck.

>>30968133
If you're reading this, you're a faggo

>>30968103
Oh shoot, my heavy daily work as emperor have just finished and I missed all those pieces of art...can somebody publish them?

Goddammit. I though I was over shy moe girls. They're wimps, completely dependent and ignorant and can't stand up for themselves.

But Fluttershy just makes my heart melt. Fuck me.

>>30968110
Discord doesn't exist, everyone was just on acid at the time.

Is there a pony version of "My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!"?

If yes; please post it

>>30968163
Filename is from Ponychan

>>30968178
If nobody posts it while I search my dropbox, I'll post that GG comic.

>>30968156
Is it named heroin because it's for heroes?

>>30968187
I think it's because she's independent, can stand up for herself, intelligent, and still manages to be moe.

>>30968178
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/77397?search=user_id%3D2084

>>30968187
I like her for her kindness and relaxed attitude, not for her shyness.

>>30968202

/co/ told me to lurk for reaction images there.
Not my fault.

by the way are you a wizzard?

>>30968133
If dubs, season 1 isn't canon.

And with that, I'm done. See you later, guys.

*ollies outy*

>>30968244
Lolscripts.

I liked Story of the Blanks a lot, are there any other ponie games of similar quality?

>>30968244

>>30968230
Right, there, and the old post still exists here somewhere...

>yfw

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6sNPKg0gkmc

>>30968199

>>30967968
It has already been done a long time ago.

>just downloaded the soundtrack
Truly the best way to study.

>>30968244

>>30968244

AWW SHIT

>>30968244
>implying it's very difficult to get a get on /co/ with scripts

>>30968216
It was named that because it made you feel heroic, Bayer developed it as a treatment for morphine addiction

>>30968279
I think I peed a little.

>>30968279

What is this? YTMND on steroids and LSD?

>>30968306
Dat sweet sweet irony.

>>30968344
check the flux box in the lower left
>loose your fucking mind

>>30968344

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6UXGEbaP5Ug

>>30968291

The songs only?
Or you have the BG music?

>>30968375
Would be good if the pause wasn't there.

>>30968279

I think that this feeling I'm feeling is what you feel if Pinkie Pie was a drug and you put it directly into your eye. Some strange mix of pure joy and absolute terror.

>>30968369

Now I have something to do in the next 3 hours.
Thanks.

>>30968369
Oooohh shit. Bookmarked. I'm coming back to this when I'm stoned off my ass

>>30968344
It's youtube for those suffering from ADHD

>>30968380
seems to be just the songs. It's got dat delicious FLAC placebo though.

So humanity with current tech vs ponies
Who wins?

Which pony would be the best to trust with managing your trust fund?

>>30968445
We don't know the capability of unicorn magic but it's probably incredible. I'd say the ponies win.

>>30968452
Rarity

>>30968244

oh my!

>>30968445
The ponies have at very least, small scale area-of-effect mind control spells. We'd lose. Hard. And we wouldn't even realise it.

>>30968458
Ponies only have a little bit of magic that matches their special skill. So fighting an army that specializes in something non combat oriented would be remarkably easy.

>>30968452
Luna. But really none of them deal with finance so I'd just leave it in bonds.

>>30968491
They all have telekinesis, though, and even taking Rarity as above-average still makes them all quite capable.

>>30968487
That's only unicorns.

And only certain unicorns at that. Your argument is invalid.

>>30968452
Pinkie. She'd spend it on parties, and somehow end up with more than she started with.

Whilst we're reposting those Yooouuutuuubes, anyong got the link to that Lyra Ugly Dance? I seem to have lost it.

>>30968519
They don't need many, depending on the scenario.

>>30968375
>>30968279
for those who don't know what this is you can do it to any youtube video by entering the url at Yoouuutuube.com

>>30968445
Celestia controls the Sun.
She makes a solar flare thus destroing our technology
>But anon we have numeric superiority and guns
Ponies have almost indestructible bodies for some reason so I don't know how well guns would affect them.
Even so
>unicorns cast Want it Need it spell on a few rocks
>throw them at us
>shot each other for said rocks

We are fucked.

The very best thing we can do is for an alliance with them thus making us a incredible magitech civilization that would fuck everything.

>>30968514
Yea, but we have never seen the extend of that. Maybe they can only lift a certain amount. Maybe they can't throw said items hard. Perhaps they have limited precision with that.

>>30968547
She controls equestria's sun, not ours. Your argument is invalid

>>30968542
add an extra "o" to that

>>30968547
>unicorns cast Want it Need it spell on a few rocks

Only powerful ones like twilight can do that.

>>30968537
Army advances on ponyville.
Twilight casts Want-it-need it spell on a rock.
They slaughter each other trying to get it.

>>30968574
and "u"

http://yooouuutuuube.com/

>>30968422

I could watch if for hours, damn.
I really hate this looping shits, they mesmerize you.

>>30968584
Then we do a fly over and carpet bomb the place after deeming it a psychological hazard.

>>30968581
We have no prof of that.
And they seem to have unicorn wizards and a few of them would be enough

>>30968565
She has magic strong enough to control a star.
Why couldn't she use it on any other star?

Sure is full of bronies in here

FUCK YOU MOOT, FUCK YOU!

>>30968542

My life will never be the same.

>>30968609
This. Ponies just couldn't beat us, especially since if they fought enough Discord would just take over again.

Guys lets not discuss this. It's just going to devolve into talk of the inevitable occupation of Equestria by US troops and NOBODY wants that.

>>30968581
it aslo effects their forces too, who knows what effects unicorn spells crafted for ponies would have on humans?

>>30968641
>We have no prof of that.

Twilight and Spike said so in Boast Busters. Unicorns only have a tiny bit of magic that matches their special skill. Twilight knowing so many spells is out of the ordinary.

WHY DO THESE PONY THREADS HAVE INTERESTING TOPICS WHILE I AM AWAY CHOPPING DOWN TREES?

I wanted to talk about the forth spacial dimension and living in a cartoon world on the second.

>watermark

Fucky fuck fuck.

They also have spell books, magic kindergarten and magic schools.
I'm pretty sure that unicorns could cast more spells with training.

Home alone. Hooking laptop into HD TV.

Let the HD Pony madness begin.

>>30967082

No fucking kidding.

Everyone get their faggot asses over to http://ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com/ , start reading from the latest update down (for some reason the story goes reversed).

It's begins as some epic-meal-time spoof and, well, holy fuck.

>>30968662

Winning in a conventional war is one thing.
Occupying the place is much different.

Especially when your enemies are not children with outdated weapons but overpowered and highly mobile creatures who have the advantage of being at home.

>>30968662
The ponies don't seem to have much along the line of offensive military hardware. I mean, magic can do some cool things, and Rainbow Dash can pull some moves far beyond anything our current technology could do, but she's still only one pony. And one pony plus hundreds of artillery batteries just doesn't add up. Eeyup.

>>30968554
But even on the low end there, it still gives them a lot of flexibility

>>30968662
>if they fought enough Discord would just take over again
What?
He didn't escape because ponies were arguing.
He escaped because the sisters were no longer in control of the elements.
Also Celestia said that Twilight and her friends unlocked their full potential.
I'm think that would mean that Discord is stoned forever.

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=z2vWVa5oU6U&flux=0&direction
=rand

daily dose

>>30968744
It seems to be just as flexible as we are with hands

>>30968695
At least it's not one of those huge-ass watermarks that cover the whole image. Besides, you could easily shop that out.

>>30968706
We've also seen unicorn royal gaurds, god knows what kind of horrors they've been trained to unleash.

Worst case scenario, Celestia lets out Discord, hoping we don't have an equivalent to the elements of harmony.

>>30968764
But but but she said not to edit the image~

>>30968695
Oops, I edited the image. Watermark be gone!