Continuing off of invading and occupying Equestria.

>implying you wouldn't walk the shit out of her erry day.

marshmallow is a very ugly pony

I agree with you OP

Neigh

How old is Granny smith?

>>30951390
FUCK YOU!

>>30951351
What if your marshmallow orbits my dick?

>>30951386
And Unleashing Discord. Which is why Equestria never have an military to being with.

I'm reposting this in the superior evening thread, for the superior evening crowd.

Awhile back somebody requested a story where Big Mac goes to the spa, fucks the shit out of the spa twins, and they're so impressed they ask him to be a male prostitute who services their female clients.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=412

Somebody else asked if it was just Mac and the twins, or if I could throw in one of their clients in their with them. I said sure. But then I decided I'd just end up writing it in two parts. And I just finished the second part. Enjoy.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=434&warning=9

>>30951413
This happend.

>>30951412
No

fuck you

>>30951408
Old enough

>>30951388

>Pinkie Pie with a collar

Why would I want that? She can go out whenever she wants. She's not my pet.

>>30951408
52

Where's my diary dose of Lyra?

>>30951408
old enough to be funny, but not old enough to be a grim reminder of our own mortality and the ever advancing hand of death.

>>30951437
Why you fight with your friend Scoot?

>>30951453
>dairy dose
>subtle lactation request

>>30951420
Discord wouldn't know what hit him.

If a power like Discord came out, he'd be a priority target.

>>30951437
>>30951412
FUCK YOU BOTH
faggots

New question for a new thread,
Let's say Luna decided to take a student of her own, Who would her student be and who would be the students friends (if any)?

>>30951386
Ahem.

They'd rape her until her cutie mark disappeared.

She'd hardly notice, her fur so matted and smudged with fine dirt, eyes unfocused and bloodshot from the hard - HARD thrusting from the night guard.

She'd be glad she can't get pregnant, but memories and shame last longer than most winter-born foals.

Does Discorn have girl or boy parts?

>>30951408
Too old

If she doesn't croak off soon they'll have to put her in the retirement center Twilight mentioned in last episode, and that's going to cost AJ and Big Mac money they don't have

>>30951478
fuck you bravespark

>>30951444
>no collar fetish
son i am disappoint.

>>30951486
Who?

>>30951477
Their war and violence will make him stronger. The only way to defeat him is through the Elements of Harmony. And Love.

>>30951485
>inb4 trixie

>>30951473
Because its your fault the economy is in the shape its int, Sweetie Belle!

>>30951495
Yes

>>30951495
Neither. Discorn is made up of delicious leafy stalks filled with golden kernels

>>CMC fighting
>>hello chance to over throw them and take over as leader!

>>30951495
Why choose?

>>30951497
>implying grandma is going to let 'jack take over the 'family' business quietly

BRONY PIZZA HUT WAS TAKEN OFF YOUTUBE

REJOICE FRIENDS!

>>30951511
for you

>>30951485
Nyx

>>30951388
>collar
>leash

my old fetishes...we meet again...

>>30951386
Jew rule > Nazi rule

>>30951444
Yeah, I think Pinkie Pie wouldn't be stopped by a collar anymore than water can be stopped with a strainer. If she's in a collar, its because she thinks its fun for the moment.

>>30951474
Hehehe...wat?

>>30951485

Trixie. Twilight needs a good rival.

She's friends with Griffy and Nix

>>30951453

She is taking some time off to allow other background ponies to get some attention

>>30951534
I think they would notice the new member, Starscream.

>>30951520
Trixie, Rarity, Scootaloo,, what does it matter?

It's a woman you don't even need to bend over to avoid looking at her tear-stained face.

It'd happen, and frankly a good deal of people in this thread probably find that a little ... thrilling.

>>30951562
>Trixe
>Good rival

Lol no.

>>30951477
>Fire the missiles at Discord
>Uhh, sir, what missiles?
>. . . what?
>All our weapons have been replaced with blow up dolls.
>DISCOOOOOOOOORD!

>>30951521
Yeah alright.

Give him love traveling at several thousand feet per second.

>>30951586
Problem humans?

>>30951485
I proposed an idea based off this once.

>>30951581
I'd rather see her face.

>>30951577
>>30951534
You think we don't recognise Scootaloo?

C'mon Scootaloo, let's go see if our cutie marks are for burning things!

Hey

guys

here here

des amis

pay attention

what if

luna wasn't hilarious and turned out exactly how >fanfiction writers wanted

>>30951577
this will work!

>>30951567
But we all want her back!

>>30951485

>>30951477
>Implying you can beat Q with mere human weapons

>not listening to post-punk revival
>in 2011

>>30951625
>implying that didn't happen already

she's reborn as nyx in episode 10

>>30951607

>>30951612
Beat it, I'm busy.

>>30951477
He wouldn't need to know. The rockets would just disappear and reappear over the white house. Then he'd show everyone his minotaur cock on CNN.

>>30951542

>>30951612
Oh man... for some reason I really want a story of the CMC exploring criminal activity and illicit drug use in search of their cutie marks.

WRITEFAGS

ASSEMBLE

BRING MY REQUEST TO LIFE

>>30951625
I'd have been extremely disappointed, and Luna would not be new best pone. Nonetheless it wouldn't have affected mine, or presumably anyone else's, general enjoyment of the show. And thankfully we don't have to think about it too much, because it didn't happen and we got amazing Luna, so more power to Studio B.

all she needs is the opportunity

>>30951646
I only listen to post modern ambient vegan darkwave polka core jazz fusion.

>>30951645
I don't care what you are, you aren't surviving artillery.

>>30951629
Thats what you said when you tried to bring civil services against Derpy.

>>30951625
mon amis

and someone should write the period of transition, or draw it like those sad sister comics, but happy

>>30951646
>2011
>Listening to post-punk revival

FTFY

>>30951625
Don't you get it? Nobody cares.

Luna was whiny and lonely and outdated in the fanfics, Luna was whiny and lonely and outdated in the episode.

There aren't any writefags who cared, why do you?

>>30951672
Go on...

>>30951654

>>30951625
We'd have our new Pinkamina.

>>30951594

Ur so hardcore anon xD

>>30951669

>>30951672

That girl's got it bad.

>>30951625
But she DID turn out exactly like I wanted . . .

>>30951694
Why yes.

Yes I am.

>>30951669
YOU

GET ON THIS
>>30951667


HURRY UP, CHOP CHOP

>>30951672
care for a roll in tha hay?

>>30951697
bat touch bad touch bad touch!

>>30951586
Then launch all our blow-up dolls! Leave none alive!

>>30951678
he is a being of elemental Chaos, as much as I love human and technological superiority there is no way we could beat something that is not mortal in the conventional sense.

>>30951669
How goes that AJ story?

>mfw erotic pony dreams
>mfw I talk constantly in my sleep

>>30951667
I did that one long ago.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VjMaha0YfPmKgmTjoyrEfQ1oT0DTbA5BTBHe9yRAkuU/edit?hl=en_US

>>30951690
Starscream is infiltrating the Cutie Mark Crusaders, making me the new leader of the Decepticons!

>>30951681

sorry, i don't speak french. i just googled the french word for friends because i ran out of pleasantries.

>>30951688
>Go on...
Give me a bit.

>>30951678
what artillery? You mean those dandelions that are in the rocket tubes? Ha.

>>30951717
10/10, would laugh again.

>>30951672
But Mr. Glitter, this is child pornography!

>>30951695
Admittedly I was meant to be asleep at this point. Nonetheless I firmly stand by my statement that Luna, frankly, could not have been any better in my book!

>>30951708
>requesting
All right. How long? Something involved and big, or a quickfic? Comedy or tragedy?

>>30951726
It goes, it goes. Like I said, I'll probably have something soon enough. Just hold patience and have faith, friend!

>>30951678
>I'm mortal fagging as hard as I can

>>30951453
Right here.

>>30951716
>bat touch bad touch bad touch
>bat touch

Would you guys hug zombie pone?

>>30951718
Keep in mind nothing has been killed in Equestria.

At least nothing that we know of.

>>30951753
yeah, but shes 18 in pony years

>>30951654
damnit Thundercracker I'm working here!...wait where is Skywarp? you know some one has to watch what he's doing at all times!

>>30951770
Fish.

Fluttershy killed those fish.

>>30951761
wat

>>30951768
Yes.

>>30951761
>i need a friggin drink

>of milk

>>30951761
Is that Lyracow?

>>30951756
i want something titilating and salacious
also indulgent and provocative
or... sexy

or whatever you feel like, it's cool

>>30951388
That is far too adorable. I'd never stop walking her. I'd buy roller blades and let her pull me along as she hopped around the city. Or ran. Being a pony, I imagine it'd be easy to pull things

>reminded that the beatle bronies exist

GAH FUCK

>>30951786

Suddenly, blob ponies.

>>30951756
I have plenty of faith in you. I just say it so you'll remember.

>>30951761
Would you suck the milk out if Lyra's udders /co/?

>>30951770
I'm not entirely sure what you point is here. Please explain.

internal clitoris

>>30951761

haha, its adorable

>>30951768
yes.

>>30951756
>quickfic
>Terse

Ahahahah

>>30951812
i would dong punch a pony clitoris

>>30951807
Yes. I'd enjoy every minute of it because I'd also put my dick in her cow mouth.

>>30951803
wat

>>30951804
I thought they got around by rolling?

>>30951761
>dat one giant nipple
oh god

>>30951802

Resist, it's just a ploy.

>Okay, you walked me, now I get to walk you!
>Put on the collar, NOW!
>We're going to have so much non-sexual fun!

>>30951811
How do you think creatures who have never known death would react to seeing murder machines known as humans slaughtering everything in sight?

>>30951829

Don't look at me, I just took these off the tumblr.

>>30951796
>titillating, salacious, indulgent, provocative
>Terse
i laughed pretty hard
man i don't know about that, it'll probably be something amusing and lighthearted, but i'll knock something out of you. no sleep for me tonight, apparently

>>30951806
thanks, man! your comments keep me at it!

>>30951818
but i've written, like, ten-to-fifteen quickfics this past month, dude!

>>30951812
Does this exist?

>>30951762
I know this artist I know this artist I know this artist I know this artist I know this artist I know this artist
>pinkie's face
OH!
I KNOW THIS ARTIST!

>>30951768
Aww, he just wants a hug! He's just a little stinky.....and falling apart a little

>>30951812
I would rub Celestia's wings while fisting her passionately nonsexually

>>30951827
the guys that do mediocre covers of beatles songs with ponified lyrics

>>30951792
Oh you!

>>30951794
Our dairy dose

>>30951528
>>30951528
>>30951528
>>30951528

>>30951853
where?

>>30951861
>not bringing Celestia to orgasm through wing stimulation alone

Casual.

>>30951865
That sounds un sexy as hell.

>>30951861
I would fist her all the way up to my elbow if need be.

>>30951888
>any single mortal bringing Celestia to orgasm.

Why do you think she keeps those dozens of guards around?

>>30951882
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10e1A2susDhL1wQIwATj5-32Gmc0N0esXIJfruPXez8w/edit?hl=en_GB

they're all up there in the quickfic section, and the two latest pieces in the longfic section are under 2000 and 1000 words respectively. not excessively long, i'd wager! and "all the ladies in waiting" is personally one of my favourite things of my own work so far, egotistical though that may sound. i'm not saying it compares to anyone else's, but for me it's nice!

whats it like to have friends?

>>30951907
the music is fine, and for what they are they dont make me want to vomit but the fact they are so fucking popular amazes me

doing covers with ponies? shitty
idea

doing covers of the BEATLES with ponies?
fucking awful, slap yourself for thinking of it.

and they get away with having awful ass homogenized american singing voices and MIDI instruments

>>30951925
Yeah, but humans have these things called fingers, and opposable thumbs

>>30951849
With horror. Unicorns would probably whip up magic to stop us for the moment and they'd try the elements of harmony to get us befriended.

Then we send in drones and genocide the unicorns. God stop making me think about this.

I'm not exactly one for loving ponies and being of the fawning sort.

But this fucking face. I just can't deal, man.

>>30951938
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE QUOTE RIGHT YOU PLEBEIAN

>not tonguing the alabaster butthole of eternity

>>30951778
Skywarp reporting for duty!

>>30951855
Well, in horses ...

>>30951925

Because they're all casuals.

>>30951938

It sucks shit.

>>30951938
Kinda like microwaving your hand but with slightly more blood

>>30951856

>>30951954
...Rarity's butthole?

(Suggestions welcome, their use not guaranteed.)

It burned across the daytime sky, brighter than a star. Griffons looked up from their hunts in wonderment. Then the sonic boom made them scatter.

It fell over Equestria.

The metal hull slammed into the ground in the meadow just outside of Ponyville, shedding parts and leaving a smoking trail.

Rainbow Dash, head weatherpony, alerted the town and gathered pegasi to gather rainclouds to put out the fires.

The wreckage was too hot to touch, but several unicorns had spells related to cooling. Clover Greene, refrigerator repairpony, had the most useful spell, and Twilight Sparkle copied it before casting an amplified area version.

The thing was monstrously huge, a disc as tall as town hall and as wide as Ponyville's main residential district. The surface was pockmarked with square holes, each at least three lengths wide on a side.

>>30951938
ask Derpy

>>30951938
my friends are either related or dicks

>>30951942
Link?

>>30951947
Why? IT'S GLORIOUS.

>>30951938
's okay. Not as cool as ponies make it seem, believe me.

>>30951956
Shouldnt you be able to fly to warrant a name like that?

>>30951849
Oh the Ponies would loose their shit, but Discord probably wouldn't be too phased by it. In fact, it could just piss him off. Discord is fine with Equestria getting messed up as long as he's the one doing it, but the gloves come off the moment an invading force starts messing with Equestria.

>>30951605
>>30951485
Okay, I'll repost this idea I had
>Luna's Six!
The reasons this won't come about are obvious. I'd love it to be a spin of show, and I don't have the pull to make a pitch at the HUB, let alone bring it to life.

Premise: Upon returning and readjusting to life in Equestria, Luna begins to assume some of her princessly duties. Taking cues from her sister, Luna takes on a student whom will act as a envoy in the field, solving problems in the town(s) as they occur, a la Twilight.

But Luna isn't Celestia. She didn't go to the most prestigious unicorn schools to ferret out a bright, young talent. Luna was drawn to the misfits of society. The downtrodden, out of place, or downright flawed ponies.

Luna chose Trixie.

But Trixie wouldn't be able to act alone. She needed friends. So, Luna began to gather and set up allies for her, six in all, the same number needed to wield the Elements of Harmony. The end result were the more entertaining antagonists of season 1: Trixie, Gilda, Blueblood and . . . okay, I'm out of ideas. I guess I'll have to wait for season 2 for some more entertaining antagonist characters, unless anyone has suggestions?

Haha, time for ponies.

>>30951948
>>30951948

>Dat inconsistent mane

>>30952003
Story: Each episode would be set up much like the adventure episodes in Friendship is Magic. The main cast is going about their day, something happens, and the cast is called to action. But, the key difference is while Twilight's friends are all very suited to their environment, they all simply _belong_ to their setting in Ponyville and together as friends, Luna's Six _don't_. They're arrogant, rude, boastful, superior, insulting or otherwise just highly flawed. But in the end, highly endearing to the audience because of their flaws. Their differences set up all kinds of potential for dysfunction and jokes as they go bumbling around Equestria, trying to save a town, while barely sticking together in the process. Might even be fun for Trixie to do something of a parody of a Twilight report, where she gets all her lessons wrong.


You may now proceed to tell me you don't like it.

>>30951977
needs more sex

>>30951947
A Shock and Awe campaign in Equestria would probably be as simple as dropping a single Daisy Cutter onto the Everfree Forest.

>>30951948

I've got it worse for this face

>>30951984
NO Accelerator, you have a family to think about.

>>30951938
Its okay

>>30951977
can you work dong punching in there somehow?
internal clitorises?

plz?

feels bad man

>>30951849
They do live next to the Everfree Forest. They are aware of danger.

>>30951983
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/collab/res/24402.html

and as it transpires, one of em is working with squeak on the thingy i am now peripherally part of.

Im not really sure about the dudes, but they seem to be nice enough

>>30951977
> wonderment
> comparison to 'financial district' when that means absofuckinglutely nothing
> too hot to touch
> spells for cooling? Why the fuck did it just change from describing the ship and wreckage to a procedural on fucking unicorn magic?

Goddamn it you already have me in a rage. This is shit. SHIT!

> Rarity would never allow this shit in her lovely diamond-encrusted quim.

>>30951938
what does it feel like to have passionate sex with someone you care about, and achieve full body orgasms simultaneously that leave your legs quivering and make you see stars

>trace something; it looks presentable
>try original pose; every back at square one

Such is the life of an aspiring artist.

>>30951977
SHIT SON WHAT'S THIS.

>>30952018

Please kill yourself.

/b/ merged with /co/? this place is doomed

>>30951956
oh hey Skywarp time to burn stuff and HEY! where is your Decepticon symbol?

>>30951976
no Luna's
WE COMMAND YOU TO LICK OUR BUTTHOLE AT ONCE

>>30952052

>>30952060
You can do almost the same thing with prostate stimulation.

>>30952077
as of when now?

>>30951752

That gif could use a brushie brushie edit.

>>30952060
It feels like it's been far, far too long.

And not for the simple, 'haven't had any' reasons -- but when you realize you haven't had someone you've cared about in a long, long time.

>>30952077
We're trying very, very hard to make ourselves look as bad as possible right now.

>>30951977
Sounds a bit like the War of the Worlds.

>>30952077
When did this happen?

>>30952090
damn straight

>>30952116
> Sounds like H.G. Wells
No, it reads like the fucking train wreck I've come to expect from Duplex.

>>30952070
Well, damn. Guess I have to, now.

>>30952090
Ow, my roids

>>30952058
nevermind, i am not liking this guy

Revolution Lyrics by Hoofert!

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We're all out change the world
Despite all of this persecution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about your pony hate
Don't you know I'll love and tolerate
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you want a dissolution
Well, you know
We'd all hate to see them go
You ask me if it's an illusion
Well, you know
Bronies have come here to stay
But when you encounter those people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is love 'em and tolerate
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll parasprite this revolution
Well, you know
We don't wanna change your head
You say you'll flame our institution
Well, you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go 'round posting pictures of things unsaid
Then we all have our right to make a pony thread
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
all right, all right, all right
all right, all right, all right

>>30951977
>>30952116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjKQmjLLxY

>>30952047
>To aru no pony
ALL.MY.MONEY.

>>30952136
>prostate stimulation
>straight

>>30951977

now, i'm not saying it's humans.

but it's humans.

>>30951849
They knew full well about death, they have the Monster habitat of EverFree Forest to remind them of their fate. It's just they they Never had War for Eons. So it's obvious that they'll quickly surrender without a fight.

>>30952162
that was fucking shit.

>>30952152
no, sly! you've got so much to live for!

the CMC vs The Seekers

who out smarts who?

>>30952184
I love this show!

>>30952152
>>30952152
Can I have your stuff?

>>30952180
An area of stimulation is an area of stimulation. That's like saying women who like to be pleasured orally can't possibly be anything but lesbians.

On that note, who's likely to be the least 'understanding' of the Mane Six?

>>30952180
there's something a mile away coming!
oh it was just that joke

>>30952197
i fucking know, right?

made worse that the original song is fantastic

>>30952090
Is it actually that intense?

>>30952195
Humanity wins again.

All Xeno sympathizers will be shot.

>>30952199
but a tripfag named after a transformer didn't like my story suggestion! What do I have to live for now?!

This is THE. WORST. THING. THAT. COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN.

>>30952052
>anon remembering equestria before the occupation .jpg

>>30952199
That's a lie and you know it.

>>30952226
Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

This might be a pony thread, but I'll break rank and file and say YES goddamn it YES.

So for fuck's sake let's talk about ponies and let you run along to Babeland or something and learn about it, and ne'er the twain should meet again.

>>30952221
I have stuff?

>>30952003
Blueblood perhaps?

>>30952184
What are you talking about? Everyone knows humans are a conspiracy meant to keep the tinfoil hatters in check! Only an uninformed nutcase would be spouting those lies in this day and age.

Now, the Zembulons, on the other hand, there's something we really need to worry about...

>>30952195
There ONLY means of Defense is the Elements of Harmony though. It's just that they have to organize a tradition to pass it down to each generation of Ponies.

>>30952244
I like this.

>>30952244
>if humans ever got a portal to equestria
you know this would happen.

>>30952269
Not anymore.

>>30952269
You cant die! Not until you write more Rainbowshy!

>>30952268
I don't think it can beat dope/coke speedball, I almost did jizz my pants the first time I ever shot one

>>30952173
More like To Aru Tomodachi no Ponies
"A certain Pony friend"

I'd watch it too. I don't even know how it'd work but I'd watch it.

What the fuck did I enter into?

>>30952244
>pinkie looking at any given post in a MLPG thread.jpeg

>>30952244
>mfw I saw this after that pic
>mfw this song was playing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLK5OWU2YGw

>>30952289

>Sad ponies in cages.

Why is this strangely adorable?

>>30952246
Draw more Pipsqueak in sexy poses

YOU MUST

>>30952289
The soldiers would....put Derpy in a bared fridge and taunt her with a muffin just out of reach?

>>30952277
Is this Cloudkicker's new fanon? Tinfoil hat conspiracy theories?

Because I'm OK with that.

>>30952322
A realm beyond our own.

>>30952059
> Chistery takes up cocaine and hatred
Time to get the popcorn!

>>30952184
Have a better one.

>>30952327
>mfw this was my face

>>30952343
Only if your write a pipsqueak clopfic that goes along with it

>>30952298
I prefer FlutterDash.

>>30952319
It would become pony magic vs science pony vs human science vs human magic.

>>30952298
I also need to figure out if one person is asking me this over and over, or multiple people

>>30952381
>FlutterDash

Fluttershy is kinkiest pony

>>30951761
>use transformation spell to become human
>moo cow instead

poor lyra

>>30952358
I think she is more of Space Aliens nut, but I am perfectly fine with her being a pony Moulder.

>>30951977
(Suggestions welcome, their use not guaranteed.)

Rainbow flew under the rainclouds to see how quickly the fires were going away. She could make out a word on the big disc, and flew down to where Twilight stood, horn alight.

The heat energy from the metal fueled the magical reaction. Groans and creaks filled the air as it cooled. Twilight dropped the spell, and gasped for air; sweat ran down her sides from the effort, and from her proximity to the unknown metal thing.

"Hey Twilight," said Rainbow, "What's an Us Saratoga?"

"I have no idea, Rainbow. Is Spike nearby?"

"Right here!" said the dragon, clutching quill and parchment. "Letter to the Princess?"

"Yes. Dear Princess Celestia," she said, "A great metal disc has fallen from the sky outside Ponyville..."

>>30952400
Probably. No one really liked Rainbow shy

Why are humans such terrible, unfriendly creatures?

>>30952380
I'll write a little something to go with that booty shot you did

How does this sound for a MLP villain?:

STRENGTHS:
>can freely contort gel like body
>can absorb ponies and other life forms to increase his power
>immortality, ability won in the Necros Gambit against the master of death
>resistance to the Elements of Harmony

WEAKNESSES:
>as a mutual resistance he cannot absorb those who are linked to the Elements of Harmony
>easily distracted
>sleeps for long periods of time (between five hours to a trillion years)

>>30952437
yet killer robots are not? life is funny like that

>>30952443
Just cut to the chase and say it's the Smooze

>>30952427
>ILIKEWHERETHISISGOING.jpg

>>30952355
Probably.

>>30952437
WHO SAID YOU COULD SPEAK, HORSE SLAVE!

>>30952468
Well, humans and killer robots are pretty similar.

>>30952443

>Can absorb ponies

Get the fuck out of here vorefag.

>>30952427
This can only lead to one thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5hud01Ndhc&list=FLfzN6NLJa9qTFiuq7NZizZg

And then zombie pone got colorful, will you guys hug him anyways?

>>30952358
Pretty much! It's been an old one, but I think it appeared during that period in which you disappeared for a week or so. Got to love it. It's the best part, as inseparable from CK as human-loving is from Lyra!

The talk of going to war with an intelligent race upon encountering them insults me as a serviceman, 10/10 I guess

>>30952443
That sounds stupid as hell. What they need is a villain who is a violent killer with nothing left to lose. He left the ones he cares about for a while and now is back, and cannot be stopped. They need Carl Johnson.

>>30952443
>that character creation
Just how hard did you have to push to get that much shit out of your ass?

>>30952394
They got Mikoto fucking perfect, hahaha. I can't imagine how they'd make shorts work.

>>30952427
>US
>space program

>>30952479
Look, we've all heard bad things about soldiers torturing prisoners, but I don't think they would be MONSTERS to ponies

>>30952469
> that's what he's made out of

>>30952437
>Implying we wouldn't snuggle the shit out of ponies

>>30952523
You're making me sad. Stop it.

>>30952503
i would let zombie pone eat my brains

>>30952512

AW HELL NAH, CJ IS A BUSTA!

>>30952523
b-but SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

>>30952503
Uh...only with green herbs on my pocket

>>30952503
Maybe if I Fabreeze him a little first.....

>>30952493
wouldn't say that to the killer robots, turns out they hate humans

>>30952550
Why couldn't you just follow the damn train, CJ?

>>30952548
i would love and tolerate zombie pone if you know what it means

>>30952523
>mfw the U.S. and Russia work together on a united space program

>>30952511
>what is history lol
As a historian your post offends me, 10/10 I guess

>>30952523
I don't see Equestria's flag on the moon anywhere!

>>30952555
Better hope Richard Branson finishes privatizing space travel because that's all you're getting, Americhump.

>>30952592
You would hug a zombie pone non sexually?

>>30952493
No

Robots have lasers

>>30952630
>non-sexually

>>30952535
Oh really?

>>30952592
The trick was to be far away from the train so smoke's bullets would hit them. IT WAS ALL SMOKE'S FAULT!

>that feel when you raise your fork to take the first bite of a meal and between the plate and your mouth the food falls off and lands on the floor

this is just a microcosm of my sad, worthless existence.

>>30952427
Is this going where I think it's going?

>>30952657
Better kill yourself, you will never amount to anything in your life.

>>30952601
History only serves as guidelines and should be wiped clean.

>>30952657
This is the only solution

>>30952657
>mfw the dog gets some dinner now

>>30952708
Airsoft?

>>30952616
>doesn't know about the SLS
>in October, 2011

>>30952657
Eat above your plate. It's not hard.

>>30952650
you're sure about that right?

>>30951669
Terse what's happening with fluffy?

>>30952437
Would you rather have the overfriendly, horny ones? Because I going to fucking sell you to one if you don't shut up and get back to work.

>>30952708
Those things hurt.

>>30952709
>mfw my dog died two months ago

>>30952706
>wiped clean

Just like all those villagers, amirite?

>>30952733
Steamy things

>>30952709
>owning a dog
>not owning a biogentically engineered pony made of pastel colored marshmallows
>2011

>>30952706
What the fuck are you even talking about? Wiping history clean?

You sound retarded.

>>30952427
Alright, motherfucker, you asked for it.

> where Twilight was standing
where the FUCK is this? Where is it relative to where Dash was above the clouds? Is Rainbow any fucking near the other ponies or the crash site? Was she part of the team?

> Heat energy
No, motherfucker, you're describing characters and interactions. They're experiencing the heat rising off this clusterfuck 'alien' McGuffin you've invented/introduced. They aren't going to consider it part of a 'chemical reaction' and not even Twilight's really in the mood to give a shit about a 'chemical reaction.'

> Twilight dropped the spell and gasped for air
Okay, so it was hard, thats goo-
> sweat ran down her sides
Alright, that's a little much, I mean she's already breathing kind of hard, it was a HARD JO-
> from the effort
OKAY I FUCKING GOT IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS, STEPHANIE MEYERS SENDUP DAY?
> and from the proximity to the unknown metal thing
FUCKING SHIT, NOW we know 'where she was standing'?! That's our big hint?!

I'm just gonna go rage at something, the rest of this is going to just make my head explode.

>>30952748
>MFW I dyed my dog.

I can't get away from you people.

>>30952748
>mfw when some worms get dinner now

>>30952733
Is this about the message I left in his Livestream message box? Because I don't know what else you're talking about, man. It was just that this morning he was posting anonymously and being very down on himself when he's a fantastic guy who contributes more than anyone else, and I wanted to see if I couldn't convince him about not being so depressed about it. Otherwise you'd have to ask someone more knowledgeable on the great Fluffy than I am, like NTSTS or Faceless. Sorry, man.

>>30952769
eh?

>>30952748
lol your dogs dead

this is a costume

someone wore these items of clothing and accessories under the impression they would look presentable

>>30952763
Damn japanese, china deserved better

>>30952427

The Princess' reply simply stated, "I have full trust in you, my faithful student."

Initial exploration of the wreck through a burned, blackened hole was carried out by Teal Tassel, spelunker extraordinaire, followed by Twilight and the Elements (minus Fluttershy), several brave townsfolk whose skills might come in handy, and a dozen guard pegasi that had swooped in from Canterlot.

Curving hallways intermittently dimmed and brightened. The guards swept through the ship, reporting back, "Clear!" "Clear!" at intervals.

Doors were metal, but buckled inward with a single kick from Applejack. "Bedroom." "Bedroom." "Kitchen?"

The Elements gathered in the hastily identified room. Fruit and bottles were spilled all over the floor; dozens of chairs were clustered on one end of the room. "Over here!" Pinkie Pie had found a refrigerator. She gasped in horror.

There were the carcasses of dozens of birds, all plucked and headless, their feet cut off.

>>30952748
Maybe I could be your dog tonight?

>>30952801
Here, take this for your >mad.

>>30952828
wow Pinkie is a jerk

I found this in a building at the college I go to.

If anything more happens during the year (posters, a brony club, or articles), what do I do?

>>30952863
WHO YOU CALLIN' JERK?!

>>30952813

>>30952795
yeah history repeats itself only because history is kept

>>30952817
I haven't seen him in like, two days.

And yeah, he's always kind of down on himself. Feels bad. If HE doesn't value his worth as an individual or contributor, what hope is there left for the rest of us?

I'd like to do something to make him feel better but i have no marketable talents with which to bestow a gesture of my sympathy

>>30952875
tear it down like a nazi flag.

>>30952592
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agTDR7fG1T8

>>30952875
>NLR

Burn it.

>>30952840
why god why

>listening to the Index soundtrack while reading MLP General

>>30952913

>>30952850
I like where this is going.

>>30952887
The jerk I'm lookin's at, jerk!

>>30952850
> REPLY SIMPLY STATED
Either she STATED or she REPLIED, or SOMETHING, Jesus FUCK, Celestia's ANSWER isn't ANSWERING Twilight, CELESTIA is.

GODDAMN IT YOU ARE JUST AWFUL.

>>30952926

>>30952926
Awful.

Just awful.

>>30952935
>Listening to duane and brando while browsin coe

best times

>>30952935
>Not listening to primus

>>30952979
primus sucks

>>30952988
mah nigga

>>30952875
if you're interested, indulge. if you're not, ignore. if you vehemently hate, bitch about it to your friends but don't actually make things hard on these people. it's not really your place.
or, on the other hand, you could go around vandalising a sanctioned club's property and causing trouble, but why make difficulty for yourself and be a crass, lowbrow prick when you can disapprove from afar and retain the upper hand?

>>30952898
I saw him here this morning. Managed to identify him as an anon while he was bitching about himself, for some indiscernible reason. Nonetheless I wish there was something we could do. Maybe it's worth getting some circlejerking Fluffy Appreciation Project going on? Just to show our gratitude for his streaming, and his vectors, and his art?
I don't know, man. I don't think I'm the right person to judge.

>>30952913
the fact that i have already seen this long ago is slightly distressing, but fuck if i don't crack up every time

>>30952943
You mean the left of your screen?

>>30952875
I saw the Twilight part of this picture with a caption that said READ in my uni's library once.

Nearly blew my cover and tore it down. I really hope it doesn't spread here either.

>>30952988

>>30952817
Fluffy hasn't streamed in about 3 days, which is like freaking forever or something. Not sure why, but I assume it's because now that he's finished up all the costumes from Luna Eclipsed, he doesn't have much to do. While the marathon streams were awesome, he may have burned himself out a little.

>>30952875
You tore it down, right?

>>30952926
THE FUCK IS THAT THING!

>>30952850
Keep going.

>>30952945
Calm your nips, you're madder than that Vocaroo Anon.

>>30952897
No you fucking retard, you seem to have a very WRONG understanding of what history is.

Just shut up. It's not even worth educating you beyond making you feel bad about your ignorance.

>>30953001

>>30953000
When someone can do vectors for 6 hours straight for days on end i'd worry about their mental status.

>>30952945
Reply is obviously a noun in this instance

>>30952862
don't mind me just pointing something out
>>30946982

>>30953000
>dem trips
check 'em

I had an idea for a stupid story or something... "Fluffy's Surprise Party", where we all throw him a celebration in honour of his awesomeness... but I couldn't work out the kinks. Human or pony? Retarded, or only slightly retarded?

And then there's the fact that he doesn't like my writing.

So I dunno. I'll try to think of something. I like Fluffy.

/circlejerk

>>30953028
I'd point out Vocaroo Anon just sounds like a reedy bitch, but poses some valid points about Sentai sucking each and every dick.

Duplex Fields just doesn't know how to write his way out of a fucking paper bag.

>>30953000
We should all hug Fluffy
Non-sexually

>>30953086
That can't be griffy. His beak isn't long enough

>>30953029
lull why are you so mad? butt owned, I do say

>>30953054
Assmad reviewer anon here.

I'm sorry, I had to stop reading part 2 halfway through before I burst a fucking blood vessel GODDAMN IT THIS HAS DISJOINTED DIALOGUE ALL OVER THE PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

>>30953086

>>30953000
Every artist have a bitch fitch every now and then.

>>30953086
But why

>>30953109
Learn to be a better reviewer, anon. You're really not very good at this.

>>30953116
>filename

>>30953056
I'm not a big fan of "ububububububu deems so kyoot" either, but I figured crayon-drawing Pinkie and Fluttershy would calm > angry guy.

>>30953056
lol you cxan't speel

>>30953072
>"Fluffy's Surprise Party", where we all throw him a celebration in honour of his awesomeness

No that's stupid
If you're really worried about him just email him or something and ask him what's the matter

>>30953107
I'm mad because it's idiots like you that take a single quote by a SPANIARD OF ALL PEOPLE and apply it to everything about my field.

>>30953155

I'm not in a My Little Pony thread to come down, I'm here to get mad

Mad about My Little Ponies

>>30953148
>liking applejack

>>30953186
>liking dash

>>30953155
>I'm not a big fan of "ububububububu deems so kyoot"
well I am
but that picture was case and point for my post

>>30953185
Maybe I could be your little pony tonight?

>>30952875

Spraypaint over them

>>30953165
Every time I do that he just blows me off.

Sometimes a big gesture is more helpful than me pandering to see if he wants to talk about something.

Besides which he hasn't been on Steam in the last three days either..

Also
>Retarded, or only slightly retarded
I acknowledge the stupidity of my own moronic idea, but writing is the only thing I can do decently.

>>30953199
>liking shitty background ponies

>>30953056
What, a poorly thought out gag run into the ground? I would never expect something like this from Tumblr!

>>30953227
OH U!

>>30953034
>>30953013
Yeah, but not streaming isn't an issue for me. If he doesn't want to stream ever again, that's his prerogative. What matters is that he's all right, you know? The guy does so much for us and I'd hate to see him just sort of...fuck his sleep schedule up even further than it already has and develop complications or something. That's in no way what any of us want, I imagine.

>>30953072
still works
It's your call, man, do whatever you like. If that's what you think will make him happy, then go ahead. It sounds cute, if rather silly.

>>30953086
saved

>>30953227
>posts a shitty background pony

Fact: Sharkarse is best pony.

>>30952923
>>30952911
That will cause more problems most likely, though maybe not. What, thought, do I do if more pop up in more buildings?

>>30953000
Well when you put it like that.
Or they might be selfish, obnoxious low lifes.

Only time will tell.

>>30953019
No, it was late, I had to ask my mom (yeah yeah, laugh it up, it was raining and freezing, and I JUST remembered I had to hand in a paper in a mailbox in the building), and didn't want to cause a scene.

>>30953109
The best part of this story is watching you get an aneurysm over things that aren't even errors. Keep it up.

>>30952850

There was nobody anywhere on that level, no corpses, no survivors.

Rainbow was the first to notice the words written on the doors. They were at her eye level, because she was the only pegasus who flew indoors instead of walking. She pointed this out with pride, then started reading the doors with an attitude.

"Hey, here's a 'sickbay.' Is that where they keep anything that's totally sick?" she asked, smirking. Then, "What the hay is a 'turbolift'?"

The door took two kicks, and fell inward, clattering as it fell. White Pine, head of the guard detachment, flew to the top of the shaft. "There's a door up here."

He kicked it in, then reported back to Twilight. "It looks like an important room. You probably want to come up here."

Twilight arrived in a flash of violet light. She looked around, amazed. "There's all sorts of machinery." Three seats faced a blank grey rectangle. "I wonder what that's for."

>>30953199
>Not liking the pony in this pic

>>30953033
> sadpinkie
Oh lawd. This reminds me of that guy who statuatory-raped his 14-year-old girlfriend at 17 and cried about his remorse on MLP general, only to be witch-hunted as a 'pedophile'?

Remember the simpler times, before > USA ARMY RAPES RARITY or > SHIT-STD BOOGALOO?

I miss those times.

>>30953279
>Not liking this pony

>>30953227
>liking a background pony that is just a recolor of a better background pony

Rarity > Twilight > Fluttershy > Pinky Pie > Rainbow Dash > Applejack

This is a fact and cannot be denied. Ranks based on class.

>>30953275
The premise is killing this one for me...
>what the hay is a 'turbolift'
Eurgh. If this was anyone but you I would have stopped reading as soon as the element of the plot became apparent.

This is why human in equestria fics shouldn't exist, because doing them well is almost impossible.

>>30953275
Somehow if this is anything but the Enterprise NX-01 I'm going to be very sorely disappointed.

>>30953318
>Fluttershy
>Class
>lives with dozens of filthy, ungroomed animals