Even Shepard knows the right answers.

I love the way she...

Well, there's that time she...

But, really, we all look to her for...

...I got nothing.

>implying Shepard doesn't think Dash is the best pony

So is the the thread we're using?

I'm assuming it... is...

>>30939377
I love how she is the only normal pony in the main cast, giving us a point to compare the insanity of the others. Not that hard to remember.

So where the hell is the wizard from yesterday?

HE HAD BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK ALL 42 SEASONS OF PONIES.And Lottery numbers

>>30939400
in b4 applejack's insanity episode

I worked out essentially all the bugs in the EU3 mod.

The biggest problem is that because Equestria is animist, all of Europe dogpiles on them with Crusades, Holy Wars, and Colonial Conquests.

Should I just make Equestria full of good, Catholic ponies? I'm sure they could be persuaded to follow the One True Faith and accept Jesus as their savior if it means not getting DOW'd by France one month after coming into existence.

>>30939400
For now, you just need to find her 'crazy' trigger. It'll be either family, apple or competition based I reckon.

>>30939417
What's EU3 and where can I get it?

>>30939388
>That filename.

Which gains me the most ground, romantically speaking?

Post some cheering ponies, because I'm fucking done with the exam week, and want to get in mood for drinking.

NEW THREAD TOPIC:

what's behind Twilight Sparkle here?

>>30939431
you get to date celestia if you're paragon and luna if you're renegade

i think i have fallen in love with this pony

why

>>30939440
>Getting drunk on cider

Costanza.jpg

>>30939430
EU3 is an immersive Grand Strategy game that strives to bring you -- as the developers say -- "believable worlds" that you can conquer in. It's available (pretty cheap) on Steam.

Pic related. It's one of my Oman games. This is considered a pretty hard country to be successful with.

>>30939452
It's a penis isn't it?

Fucking shotafags.

>>30939454

Because she has personality traits you find attractive.

Also because she is adorable.

>>30939452
Winona

>>30939465
>not playing only the german master-race
Yeah never tried it and know nothing about it

>>30939454
Sometimes it just happens.

You are now obliged to buy a Pinkie Pie doll.

If you're ever strapped for cash, you can rely on Applejack to spare you a few bucks.

>>30939454
>>30939472
>This.jpg

>>30939486
I play as the Germans, too! Here's my CURRENT game, Mainz.

Mainz is a very important German nation!

I've never wanted a plushie before. Now I'd kinda like one. Whatiswrongwithme.jpeg

>>30939492

>>30939454
because you can think of nothing better than waking up in the morning next to that smiling face, as she passes you a coffee and a bowl of cereal, and a kiss, and tells you to hurry up - you have a busy day ahead of you. No special occasion, but things never slow down around Pinkie.

Quickfic time! One-post story, second reply.

pinkie has a sperm cutie mark

can't unsee

>>30939492
I don't accept welfare.

>>30939534
Pinkie Pie's story during her time in outer space.

>>30939534
Jean Valjean hides out in Ponyville in his attempt to escape Javert.

>>30939463

>drinking non-alcoholic cider
>in 2011

>>30939534
Pinkie Pie drinking water until she pops like a balloon.

>>30939528
imagining hearing that voice and sunny personality first thing in the morning

perhaps life is worth living after al

>>30939465
>"believable worlds"

>>30939518
Man, these Cain jokes are getting annoying...

so is g3 pinkie anything like our pinkie

>>30939584
...

>>30939592
...sure is sunny outside.

>>30939590

No.

>>30939555
>mfw

>>30939565
There's only one time she ever calms down, and that's when the two of you are drifting off to sleep in each other's arms. She's still full of energy, but she does it so you can be together from the moment you wake up, to the moment you fall asleep.

MEANWHILE, OVER AT FURAFFINITY:

>WHORDE is a hardcore collection of adult Spike and the prize of his treasure trove, Rarity. HAWT unicorn/dragon porn action as Rarity's dream of becoming a kept woman comes true and then some. Also includes a fat folder of my recent art; ponies, porn, commissions, sketchbook pages.
>$10.00 for 250 images (4 ZIP files via e-mail)
>PAYPAL only, note me if you're interested!

So, who here's going to be buying king-cheetah's trove of pony smut?

>>30939590
Yes. She's the only one they kept the same. That's why Pinkie sucks.

>>30939555
grumble grumble, making me look up Les Miz on Wikipedia...

>>30939608

Fuck that.

i'll wait to torrent it for free

Wow, this thread took an interesting turn. Goodbye, was nice to chat![/twitter]

>>30939620
>doesn't already know the story and characters by heart

>>30939608
>4 zip files via email
that physically pains me
I mean, fuck's sake, guy, just buy some hosting

>>30939608
"To love and tolerate another person is to know the face of God."

>>30939537
It's not all that surprising, considering her night job.

>>30939608
...Wow. That's 25 cents per image. That's actually really good.

>>30939608
in before it's all uploaded to paheal

>>30939608
We have to push king-cheetah in a fire

>>30939633
>a couple of posts of porn that have been spoilered enough to drive you away
You don't come here often, do you?

>>30939608
For ten dollars I could fuel some other starving artist's cocaine addiction for actually decent art.

>>30939608
Or, you know, you can just get a girlfriend.

>>30939672
More expensive and time-consuming.

>>30939606
goddammit why can't pinkie be real

and also my girlfriend

>>30939672
For 10 dollars? I don't think so!

>>30939670
For ten dollars, you could feed a starving Ethiopian child for a year (doesn't include fresh water or education costs).

>>30939672

I don't think a human gf would satisfy the people who would buy that.

>>30939672
>GIRLFRIEND
>FOR ONLY $10

BWAHAHAHAHAH.

Make it $15,000. Might as well get a pet dog.

>>30939662
THIS!!!

>>30939696
Yeah, but where's the fun in that? I'd rather feed a starving pony.

>>30939608

Fuck this gay earth.

>>30939696
Well yeah, but those Ethiopian children are never going to draw me anything, so fuck them.

I'll be your girlfriend for $10.

;_;

>>30939681
because if she were real she would go for a better man than us
feels bad, man

>>30939682

hahahaha fucking hell

>>30939725
10$ isn't enough for a sex-change operation, Anon.

pony dating sims

where are they

i must satisfy my waifu lust

>>30939716
>allowing a pony to become less than "contently fed" before buying them a meal
you monster

>>30939696
why would the price of feeding somebody include education costs anyway?

>>30939696
Those Ethiopian Children will just be recruited into a warlords army or used as slaves in a diamond mine anyway.
My dick has needs.

>>30939721
Actually, if you invest with the proper companies, you can get all kinds of commissions.

I used to go through this one company, and I'd get ONE CRAYON DRAWING EVERY THREE MONTHS, and I was paying 10$/mo.

I was like, FUCK THAT. I switched to this new service, and I'm getting two crayon drawings a WEEK, and I'm only paying 15$/mo.

Think about how much better a deal I'm getting now!

>>30939733
Clearly you've never heard of the magic of skirts

>>30939574
i always got a laugh out of that

>>30939737
maybe one day, anonymous

I can't get out of my head the idea of Celestia and Luna fighting Discord to the song "Beelzeboss"

>>30939636
Hm. Okay. I think I'm ready.

>>30939762
Actually, that Bavaria is pretty believable, if you know your history.

That Orleans, however, is not.

>>30939739
You are now aware all your neopets are dying of starvation

>>30939775

I AM COMPLEEEEEETE

>>30939739
No, I meant feeding somebody else's starving pony, because the other person's a monster.
Or the pony is a zebra.

>>30939789
Good, little fucker never did anything for me.

>>30939440
>whole bottle of cider
>a lot

its like youve never even VISITED the west country!

>>30939762
To be fair, they're decently believeable for alt-world grand strategy games. As long as you mod them properly.

Guys, I'm looking for a picture that has a series of images, which parody The Lion King by having the scene where Applejack saves Twilight (episode 2) on the collapsing ledge, and AJ says "long live the Queen", and drops Twilight.

Anyone have it? Pic unrelated.

Not to derail your starving pony/EU3/Hugging ponies discussion, but why don't people ever discuss Fluttershy? I see neither fans or haters here, like almost ever.

Let's say you're an independent game developer with a staff of around 9-12 employees. You have been commissioned by Hasbro to make a My Little Pony Friendship is Magic video game for the Nintendo Wii U. You have bern granted to use licensed characters, but the game must be rated E for Everyone (not E10) and you have,only a year and a half to two years to finish it.

What type of game would you make? How would you pull it off, and why?

>>30939851
She got mentioned once after Lesson Zero, but she's not very vocal.

>>30939851
It's universally accepted that she's best pony. No need to talk about that mang.

>>30939851

>>30939851

>no fans or haters

Oh they're there.

>>30939835
I know the pic, but doesn't look like I've got it saved. I'll do a quick check of Ponibooru for you, if no-one posts it.

>>30939851
/co/ hates Fluttershy and Twilight but it loves Rarity.

>>30939860
animal crossing: ponyville

>>30939851
Why don't you tell us why you love Fluttershy?

>General thread

>>30939889
>hates Twilight
yeah, right.

>>30939889

>/co/ hates twilight
>/co/ loves Rarity

I think you've got that a bit mixed up.

>>30939789
are they ponies?

Then why should I care.

>>30939889
last time i checked twilight was a favourite pony

>>30939851
She's kind of a contentious topic. Has one of those personalities that's ridiculously easy to love, but also ridiculously easy to hate, so she has the worst fans AND the worst haters.

>>30939889

wheres my paperbag derpy porn?

>>30939889
I love fluttershy and twilight is a close second.

though for some reason everyone turned on fluttershy for no reason?

>>30939915
But she will never be best pony.

>>30939945
but anonymous, she's already best pony

>>30939901
I like Fluttershy due to her kindness, not so much for her shyness. And all the slapstick from Luna Eclipsed.

>>30939937
Probably has to do with her being a crazy bitch.

>>30939923
Well you never talk about her, I assume you hate her so much you never want to see her mentioned.

>>30939945
good luck having her empty your bank account every day

>>30939945
>Pinkie Pie
>Classless pleb
I think someone needs to go back to school and relearn their definitions. Pinkie Pie isn't a plebeian, she's Pinkie Pie. She has her own tier above all the others.

>>30939990
her tier isn't above everyone else, it's to the side of them. All of them. Even the ones that contradict each other.

>>30939860
I would attempt to make a Lost Vikings-ish action adventure puzzle game. It would allow our team to incorporate teamwork mechanics and keep the characters unique while restricting the scope appropriately. We'd probably need to use some kind of plot device to keep the pegasus ponies from running away with the scenarios, though, without restricting the characters too much. Limited flight times and/or height limits?
?

>>30939987
>Someone has favorite pony
>Automatically assume they want them to become real and be their waifu.

Wait, I had a blackout, in which episode does Fluttershy go crazy?
>>30939990
Just because she can bend reality doesn't afford her a tier of her own, I am a sanctioned psyker in the guard and I don't get my own tier.

>>30939990
Pinkie Pie gets to be in shitty dirt walking earth fucker pony tier.

You pleb.

>>30940016
Gala.

>>30939329
I'm so gonna draw a ponyfied Commander Shepard when I get home. At college on 3G at the moment.

I like lil' Pip!

>>30939970
rainbow dash doesnt get hate for the bitch bit, so whats up with being crazy?

>>30940026
And that's gonna take how long?

>>30939889
/co/ is indifferent. the posters in /co/ don't know what the fuck they like

>>30939987
no one can resist the pout

>>30940041
I could.

>>30940036
No, we're just numerous enough that there's a poster for every opinion.

rarity is amusing sometimes but she is not best pony

>>30940034
but we love dash BECAUSE she's a bitch

>>30939860
Adventure/puzzle game with plenty of decisions for how you want to progress.

Your decisions as to what adventures to take and which to pass on, as well as your abilities and performances on the various challenges and puzzles all form a basis for what your cutie mark eventually becomes, which getting is the main goal of the game.

>>30940029
What's up with AJ's eyes? Is this some new meme that popped up while I was gone?

GLORIOUS EARTH PONY MASTER RACE

Dignified Alicorn Secondary Race

Lowly pegasus minor race

disgusting sea pony lesser race

untouchable lower-than-dirt scum tier unicorn race

>>30940041

>generous pony
>taking all your dosh

Yeesh, it's not like she wouldn't pay you back, maybe with a little extra even. She's the fucking element of generosity, if anything she'd let you borrow money from HER.

>>30940057
my point stands

>>30940034
Dash fans are all 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat meme spewing faggots.

>>30939987
Dude, she can find many times her weight in precious stones and jewels in a day. She'd be the one keeping you in riches.

>>30940057

This.

I love the CMC. So you can't say all of /co/ hates them.

Also Scootaloo is best pony.

>>30940092
she'd let you borrow money from her. But she took that money from you. And she repays the interest in dresses.

>>30940095
No, the posters know what they like. The group as a whole has many different likes and dislikes.

>>30940074
Kinda. Someone was going round recently and putting those eyes on everyone's pictures.

>>30940092
it wouldn't be money i want from her

>>30940034
Dash is awesome insensitive blurts whatever comes to mind bitch.
Fluttershy acts all innocent and beta then tries to fucking murder you.

>>30940079
Get off the computer Applejack and get back to kicking trees like a retard again.

>>30940074
Something like that.

>>30940108

>dresses

Suits, classy as fuck suits.

>>30940113
Nope. Lets not start that discussion again.

>>30940035
About 6 hours until I get home then maybe an hour for the sketch.

I'll post the sketch then, but won't color it until tomorrow

>>30940107
But Scootaloo is best pony...
This is a well known fact.

>>30940118
Dash is kind of insensitive and can't really read moods, but always comes through in the end.

Fluttershy is innocent and terrified, bottling up her feelings because she's afraid people will use them against her. This sometimes comes out when somebody threatens her friends.

>>30940113
Oh boy here we go again.

Do you ever fucking sleep?

>>30940129
funny man
you get dresses, and you'll pretend to like it

>>30940140
>7 hours from now
>around 3am for me
Gotta catch it later, then.

>>30940113
I would make her a graham cracker 4 poster bed with a chocolate duvet.

>>30940123
Please. Only Pinkie Pie and Applejack even know how to use a computer. The lesser races are not even educated in their use.

>>30940112
no not again!

So I heard yesterday that Jr. is running a quest on Friday. Anyone willing to confirm that?

>>30939555
In the marketplace of Ponyville, the rough and ragged ape-thing held Apple Bloom tightly, a knife to her throat. Tears streamed down her face as she quivered in fright. "None of you come any closer to me!" said the strange biped, "I stole an apple, this is true, but I have no money!"

"Then put down my little sister, an' we can work somethin' out," said McIntosh, the only one present whose head was level with the stranger's. Mac was tensed, ready to spring into action, but fearful.

"I don't know what you are," said Twilight Sparkle, horn glowing, "But I promise we won't hurt you if you put down Apple Bloom right now."

"I will hold you to your word," said the biped, and slowly placed the knife and Apple Bloom on the ground. She ran to McIntosh, who held her and comforted her.

A glistening light shone from above, as Princess Celestia glided in from Canterlot. She landed, and cautiously walked over. She towered over the biped, and looked him in the eyes with her piercing glare. "You are not one of mine," she said. "Whose are you?"

>>30940191
HE'S NEVER RUNNING ANOTHER QUEST EVER AGAIN

>>30940131
what? can't i sit in her workplace as she sings and hums while putting her works of art together?
>>30940160
yes. but i'm an early worker

>>30939860
>Talks about making games.
>Posts OC that's rule 63 Applebloom

EAT A DICK NIGGER! WE DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR SCAM FOR OC CANON!

>>30940196
>Valjean
>Using a knife

He should've just crushed her with his INCREDIBLE STRENGTH

>>30940197

>>30940196
That was pretty good. I want moar. Though I thought that only Alicorns are as tall as humans, and not taller.

>>30939860
What if you were drafted to make a game based on /co/'s pony threads?

Q: What do you call an unicorn with its horn cut off?

A: Eunuchorn!

>>30940231
>mfw my only suggestive images are in my reaction image folder

So we're talking about Rarity?

>>30940222
He could have, but the threat was more visible and credible. Besides, Twilight has a stash of Kryptonite left over from that time they foiled the plans of ZOD.

>>30940260
>that bulge

Please save the futa for /d/

>>30940231
I still only have the one folder, AJ.

>>30940243
It's pretty much up to each individual artist and author. If we assume Alicorns are draft horses, ponies come in about three and a half feet tall. If we assume apples are normal-apple sized, they're about two feet tall.

And let's not even get into scissors, trains, and sewing machines.

>>30940204
I feel like we have the same discussion every single day.

Someone brings up 'Best Pony', then someone brings up Rarity, and then someone calls her a whore slut whatever, and then people get defensive for thier waifu.

Just fucking stop already.

>>30940282
>and then it all goes to porn
Day threads, everyone!

>>30940269
It's not true futa if they only have one type of genitals.

>>30940260
she has a tiny ass face

I used to love being a part of the fandom, but there's now just SO MUCH I can't keep up with it all

I mean, you can't just stay on /co/ anymore. Sgt. Sprinkles and RS interviews? Making those were never discussed on /co/, they just popped up

>>30940269
God I wish people would...

>>30940274

That is way too much pony for one man.

>>30940260
Well this is going to my fap fold
>>30940269
Nevermind

>>30940298
Why do you care about either of those? I sure as fuck don't, myself.

>>30940246
I would be fired...

My goodness, hello! My name is Rarity-chan, and I positively ADORE Japanese animation. My personal favorite is Naruto. At any rate, allow me to regale you with the finest day of my existence to date, when I first laid eyes upon my delicious significant other, Sasuke. There are no words to express how adorable he was in person! Incredibly, unendingly cute!

It was when I walked onto a Tokyo street that I looked up and saw Sasuke. "GOOD GRACIOUS, GOOD AFTERNOON, MY FINE, ATTRACTIVE SASUKE-SAMA!" I exclaimed. And then he briefly became child-like, and then reverted to normal!

He looked upon me, and saw my own attractiveness, then grabbed my hand and winked. He whisked me behind a confection shoppe, and began to lay kisses most sweet upon my lips! (In actuality, they tasted rather like ramen! I jest not!) Then, I saw some foolish fat trollop observing us, and I could easily see that she was mentally picturing him sans attire (I assure you, I was disbelieving and angry myself). So I yelled, "YOU UNINTELLIGENT FELINE, THIS IS MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER! YOU ARE MORE FIT FOR NARUTO, BECAUSE SASUKE-SAMA IS SMITTEN WITH MYSELF!" At that point, Sasuke held me close to his bosom, and stated that his heart would always belong to myself alone... and then laid the most tender kiss upon my lips once more! Afterward, we returned to his apartment and made sweet, passionate love all eve, from which union forty-two children came - all of whom became shinobi in their own right! Meow!

>>30940298
If it's not on /co/, it's not worth my attention.

>>30940294
At least the porn is varied. This discussion is so old.

>>30940282

>>30940315
>23,000
i guess ya gotta sacrifice quality for quantity

>>30940317
Well, maybe it's not futa? the blanket could conceivably bunch up like that, if you assume it's laying flat. Say she was under the blanked, and grabbed an edge and pulled it down?

>>30940112
>>30940118

Discussion: How would you feel about an episode about other minor characters, like the Cake family, or Cheerilee, or Mayor Mare?

>>30940324
Would have been better if it was Spike saying this about Rarity, but whatever.

>>30940355
they would be MORE than welcome

>>30940355
>Cheerilee and Derpy
Where do I throw my money?

>>30940248 an unicorn

>>30940355
Didn't one interview said that there will never be a secondary/background centered episode?

>>30940355
If it's a good episode, it's a good episode. The pony it focuses on wouldn't really matter.

I guess I just have a personal interest in more Celestia and/or Luna.

>>30940351
>>30940317
>>30940260
http://rayzor-sharp.deviantart.com/#/d4dq68j

Looks like it's not futa, just an unfortunately-place pile of cloth.

>>30940361
I feel the speech pattern was more Rarity so yeah

>>30940382
I'd be surprised if they confirmed that, since it seems like it would be IDEAL to sell toys, but if you say so I'm willing to trust you.

>>30940355
All of my money for Cheerilee episode. Best support character. Mayor Mare is fine too.

>>30940324

Read most of that in Rarity's voice.

>>30940355

I would enjoy it. This is, of course, assuming that it would merely be a look into their day-to-day lives and not some kind of secondary main cast bullshit; that stuff is fun to theorize, but in practice I think it would be far too fanservice-y.

I mean, I laugh at the people who complain about Derpy and CT being in the Nightmare Night episode and Lesson Zero just as much as everyone else, but there needs to be a point where we draw a line and I think a canon secondary main cast is pretty far past it.

rarity is too much of a material girl

>>30940353
>Rainbow chin
i lol'd

>>30940324
>Rarity
>liking Naruto
>or anime in general

I don't see it.

Drew you guys a pony.

also I can't colour for crap.

>>30940393
Yup.

>>30940355
Bonus points if Cheerilee episode is a flashback to the 80s.

>>30940441
I can see her being a shipper, but she'd be the first person to point out the impracticality of a ninja wearing bring orange.

>>30940453
Looks good! I'd offer to color it, but I only have ten minutes before I have to head out and catch the bus.

>>30940453

>>30940453
>it doesn't even move

why gif

>>30940454

That was painful to read.

do pones have bones

>>30940453
>first try
>see this on /co/.jpeg

>>30940501
No, they have slightly harder marshmallow cores.

>>30940453

Purdy good so far. Crank out some cute ponies doing cute things.

>>30940501
No, they cones

>>30939835
>>30939883
Dug up this; is this what you were looking for, or is there another version?

Hurr durr, forgot to attatch the image the first time.

>>30940480
Nah, Rarity is concerned enough with high-culture that she wouldn't get much into fandom shipping. Instead, she'd read a lot of classic romance novels, like Pride and Prejudice, Much Ado About Nothing, etc.

However, in her private room, she'll lock the door and read something a bit trashy for the thrill of it.

>>30940526
>>30940526
That is the one. Thanks!

>>30940453
It's great

>>30940231
do you want to try some of them out?

>>30940484
I'm pretty indifferent to whole pony things but you guys act as if a virus.

You simply infect everything and MAKE it pony related. I'm sure I'll get some UMADs for this but honestly,

how can anyone simply ignore ponies when every fucking reaction image has some kind of pony variation? This is why people find all of you fanatics annoying.

>>30940355

Cheerilee is definitely going to get more exposure and development this season. She's one of the few G1 ponies Hasbro still has a copywrite on.

>>30940465
Man, I can't even think of Cheerilee episode WITHOUT 80's flashback.

>>30940453
>.gif
>not animated

>>30940548
It's fun.

Sorry if us having fun ruins things for you.

So guys regarding the new episode 5 synopsis.
Does that mean there will not be a contest between sister teams?

A twelve image series showing each of the main six getting ready for bed and sleeping. Be ready.

>>30940548
Why are ponies so offensive?

FAP!

>>30940243
Apple scale, schmapple scale. I've stood next to a Budweiser Clydesdale at the State Fair. Those things are SCARY big. Even monsieur Valjean would think twice before subverting Celestia's law if she was that tall.

Over the next few months, he worked for the Apples as restitution. He didn't want to return to his world, although Twilight made him tell her about it so she could find a way back. Her devotion to Celestia and her focus on harmony reminded him of the Bishop.

An adventure in the Everfree Forest resulted in Fluttershy recuperating at the farm. He found himself telling her his life's story. Her kindness and caring, even while she was in pain, resulted in realizations that were unwelcome but necessary.

The next week, he did his best to assist Twilight in finding his way home. During that time, because he was in town more often, he came to appreciate the job the Mayor did.

His trip to Canterlot resulted in a portal home. She again emphasized that he find Whose he was, and he agreed.

>>30940554
Cheerilee wasn't in G1, only G3 and later

>>30940592
What? Here? Now?

>>30940548

There's also furry porn of every cartoon you watched as a child. Even the ones that didn't feature anthropomorphic animal characters.

I'm not saying I necessarily disagree with you, but it's easy to ignore shit you don't like. Give it a try some time.

>>30940574
the fuck is wrong with that gif

>>30940453

That is good for first try, and you picked best pony for a plus

>>30940592
Uh, will they be pony and not humanized? I like your ponies tons more than your humans.

>>30940648
Seems to be malformed or something, doesn't play right for me.

>>30940648
it is a mystery

>>30940648
>>30940660

every
single
time

>>30940631

Soon enough. The inevitable thumbnails will come first, however, since this is a series, I may actually blow them up and redraw and finish them at a much higher resolution this time. More pain.

>>30940656
Ross draws ponies?

>>30940648
>>30940660
>>30940671
>>30940675
it's almost like it's a joke or something

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/77090
Yay life to this ship
>>30940592
Yay I can't wait
Also I think your Pinkie is sexy

You are presented with an opportunity to bring your favorite pony to the real world (for convenience, let's ignore moral conundrums that follow from forcibly taking one from their home environment).

Catch: you can either have them as their adorable, little marshmellow moe form, but with the personality of a real horse, or you can bring their personality from the show in the body of a human (who will, presumably, at least share some traits with the character, within reason, like eye color).

What do?

>>30940648
it works fine in my Internet Explorer browser.

>>30940548

You're like one of those people that deliberately goes to DA just to find sonic art to piss themselves off.

>>30940636
>>30940595
they aren't offensive, I'm just saying that it's hard to avoid when it's in your face.

And please don't start with the victim bollocks. Don't pretend like half the internet isn't up in arms with ponies. Video games, 4chan, facebook, tumblr, twitter, etc.

Those are just sites I visit on a daily. Unfortunately everything doesn't have a 4chan X addon so I can hide it.

once again I'm not saying that I downright HATE the fad or fandom or wave or whatever you want to call it, I'm just saying that when something is being shoved onto that you don't want

It tends to get rather annoying.

can i maybe have the best youtube caption pics youve got please

Huh, I didn't expect to see you here commander. Well after we owned the collectors I guess you have some time to kill.

My Little Pony... Eh, I never really cared much for it. All I know was that the Asari hated it and the Elcor love it.

Before I left C-sec I arrested a smuggler. Horna was smuggling fake My Little Pony merchandise down in the markets. He was hoping to peddle enough money to purchase a blue ray player at the junk shop to watch the first season. Horna was one of the saddest fucks I've ever dealt with. He committed suicide by drowning himself in the Presidium lake.

But that's another head ache for another time.

>>30940636
>"There's also furry porn of every cartoon you watched as a child"
>Do a Google image search for "widget the world watcher porn"
>this is the second result

mother fucker

>>30940685
I want them for their personality, not their body, so the latter.

>>30940685
Human

>>30940685

>but with the personality of a real horse

Do I even have to say it?

I'll take Pinkie in a human body please.

>>30940260
Isn't it just her thumb what's wrong with you guys

I know there's lots of futa but you can't be this weak-minded

Anything important happen today?

>>30940685
humanized pinkie for me
i shall love her and make love to her

>>30940700
I can only assure you that while I may use an occasional pony avatar or something, I don't even bring up ponies outside of here.

And since people have avatars of various other interests, I don't see how a pony one is really any different than say, a ME avatar on a random forum.

>>30940707
Tell me more about this smuggler, Horna.

>>30940685
What the fuck.


The whole reason we love the characters is because of their personalities.

>>30940718
>>30940719
>>30940710
>>30940732
>>30940739

Good, you have passed the test!

There was a correct answer here. This was intended to detect undesirables.

>>30940727
I ate a cheeseburger.

>>30940739
it's a secret test to find out if you're a bestophile or a xenophile

>>30940685
Real horses are dicks

>>30940685
A preeeetty hard choice.
Try again later, with a better question.

I don't know if you guys are familiar with pen swiped on Windows tablet laptops, but I accidentally swiped up when reading >>30940707 and got it mixed with >>30940700.

I read it that Garrus drowned someone for selling non-accurate toys.

>>30940700
I don't think I'm a victim at all. I think you're a victim for being so . . . preoccupied with something you don't care for.

Look, this world, you're bombarded daily with stuff you don't care for. I disliked Transformers, yet had it spring up in advertisement, friends, etc CONSTANTLY. You know what I did? Nothing. Because advertisements and things constantly throw messages in our face, and of all these messages, ponies are really insignificant and adorable.

So, I guess I just pity you, if you can't just tone things out). The world must be an annoying place for you.

That's just the long and short of it.

>>30940771
I bet pinkie's too deep for me, if you know what I mean
feels bad, man

It's just manly guys doing manly thing.

>>30940771
How goes Paradise? Or are you on another project?

>>30940755
Oh.

Neat.

>>30940685
Of course I would have the pony as a pony, what kind of question is that even

>>30940685
That's the stupidest fucking loaded question ever.

You might as well ask WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A TRILLION DOLLARS AND BE PARALYZED FOREVER WITH NO CHANCE OF EVER RECOVERING EVEN WITH MIRACLE BIONICS OR A THOUSAND DOLLARS AND A SUPERMODEL WHO LOVES YOU

>>30940700

And, as I said, I'm not disagreeing with you. I've complained about the same people you're complaining about many times myself. Me? I keep my love of ponies on /co/; I have a few people on Steam that wear pony avatars or whatever and I don't really care, because it's just a Steam avatar as far as I'm concerned. Someone posting ponies on facebook, though? Or putting it as their facebook picture? Yeah that shit's pretty damn ridiculous.

Honestly, man, you're complaining in the wrong place. A lot of us like keeping ponies to ourselves. The fanbase isn't one solid group of people, you must realize: it's spread enough at this point to be very, very diverse in opinions.

>And please don't start with the victim bollocks

...please don't tell me people have started pulling the persecution card with ponies.

I can handle obnoxious fans, but if someone is seriously complaining about being persecuted because of their choice in cartoons...

>>30940800
>Rarity carried a bolder 3 times her size
>she is supposed to be weak

HOLY CRAP IMAGINE BIG MAC'S STRENGTH

>>30940298
>RS SS interviews

eh?

link?

also why do people give a fuck bout either of these people?

>>30940755
>bestophile
But I love the best of everything.

>>30940727
Nothing important.
Two discussion about cuddling with ponies.
I think some porn was posted.
Show was discussed.
Not really that bad for a day thread.

>>30940826
>asking for link
>asking why anyone gives a shit

Why do you give a shit?

>>30940751
>undesirables

then why are you still here

>>30940817
can I tell people to use the money to aid neurological research before I go?

>>30940839
I want to see if this actually happened.

because why would it, yknow?

>>30940841
What do you mean, everyone answered correctly?

There is no reason to leave.

>>30939558

Do it faggot

>>30940824

What's that site that lets you view old threads for a few boards, including /co/? I always forget.

>>30940851
They're probably up on EqD.

Like every other shitty thing that's pony related but should have never gone on the internet.

>>30940855
of course, the real question is, would you take a pony pony with their personality, or a human pony with the personality of a horse

Does anyone have that height chart?

>>30940879
http://archive.no-ip.org/
?

>>30940355
Cheerilee episode in the 80's with her and Rarity, and with G3 reference of Cheerilee being a hairdresser. The adventures of young fashionista and stylist set in 80's Ponyville. Episode of the year.

>>30940890
Human or pony?

>>30940685
even as human I don't want to sex them

>>30940890
Cows or Apples?

>>30940734
I find it very hard to believe that someone likes this is unaware of what this show has become in the past year.

I'm not talking about a random adventure time icon or someone wearing a green lantern shirt or someone having Robert Downey Junior as their profile picture.

There is a thick line between seeing an occasional avatar and seeing and knowing every character of the show, their attitude, their likes even down to their individual marks without watching a single episode.

I think that should be efficient enough to express how "popular" this show is.

>>30940904
Fund it.

>>30940892
Yep, thank you.

Any thoughts on this Friendship is Magic Ace Attorney project? They have a gameplay video (First link) and a trailer (Second Link) I don't know what to make of this honestly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUDfoZGhLjE&feature=player_embedded#!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWgIzraQWu4&feature=related

>>30940915
There is a cow one?

>>30940803
Ehh, slowly.

Nightmare Night was AWESOME for me. It slipped perfectly into my planned character arc, so it really excited me. As opposed to Discord, which threw a whole new villian for me to work out.

Some things, like the archaic language, were added in ways to not disrupt the story (like, I'm not going to rewrite ALL dialog to be like that), but nothing was hard to incorperate. Luna herself was perfect.


For a new chapter, it's going slowly. I'm still working out details in my head, but personal life got busy. I moved half way across the states and I'm involved in this private school, getting to know new people and adjust and all that. I think I'm getting close to starting to pen a new chapter, but due to what these classes are doing, "soon" is like a week or more away.

I have high hopes that come December, I'll have very few distractions from compelteing Paradise.

>>30940648
Will you let me post this time 4chan? Please?

Does anyone have an image or link to the fic where Applejack bitches about being an Earth pony and Fluttershy cheers her up?

>>30940917

>There is a thick line between seeing an occasional avatar and seeing and knowing every character of the show, their attitude, their likes even down to their individual marks without watching a single episode.

Oh, you mean "bronies." Why didn't you just say so? Yeah those guys are p big faggots.

>>30940943
>Paradise
DAMMIT SLYWIT WHY MUST IT BE SO GOD DAMN SAD FOR ME?

>>30940937
Yeah, some guy used the cows in the show as a reference to measure Pony to human and cow. Can't find it now though. Somebody might help you, I don't have any size charts on my comp.

>>30940928
That's not a game, it's a cartoon.

The pony game that features ace attorney style gameplay is made by this guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/GabuEx

>>30940928
It's okay but I kinda wish they used the DOTDOTDOT sound like in the games since the voice acting kinda makes me cringe.

>>30940928
I would have liked it if it wasn't voice acted.

I could barely stand Twilight's voice, Rainbow Dash's killed it completely.

I wish there was the ability to just make the 'doot doot' noises like in the games. I understand they put a lot of work into the voiceover, but it really detracts from it immensely, and made it just unenjoyable.

>>30940915
The apple one annoys me to no end.
So we can consider apples the same size as in real life but not ponies?

I think we should all post pictures of the best pony in our opinion, we should also respect the opinions of others because, in the end, all the ponies are pretty cool

>>30941001
>eyes bigger then your head
That would be creepy as fuck

>>30940963
Umm, idunnolol?

In seriousness, it just seemed to work. Having tradegy in the sisters' lives seemed to give them character on how and why they run Equestria like they do, and why they were motivated to create it in the first place.

Ultimately, I see the story as bittersweet. For all the sad, it's tied together by a string of hope and overcoming.

>>30940736
Ugh... He was so obsessed with the show. He quoted the script as if it were a religion. Worshipped the show so much it could make a hanaar choke. When I asked if to check his goods Horna flipped out. Ever seen a pissed of Elcor commander? It's hilariously frightening.

He crushed two men just by sitting on them. He soaked up bullets like a sponge. There was no stopping him, at least not without better fire power.

Then, Harkin came along. He held a Rainbow Dash doll in front of him. Horna spent almosta half an hour crying and begging Harkin to not hurt the toy. But you know Harkin...

He threw the doll in the air and blasted it with his shotgun. Horna then ran to the bridge of the presidium and jumped off the ledge. If there were fish in the lake, they'd be dead now.

Afraid I don't have much time to talk now. My omni-tool's busted. Tali's going to help me fix it.

Take care commander.

>>30940928
Not all that interested; I'm more looking forward to Candybag and Co's humanized one that's slowly being worked on over at FiMchan.

>>30941018
>can't decide between two favorites
>random number generator points to Fluttershy

>>30941018

>>30941018

I think your opinion is acceptable and my opinion is also acceptable.

>>30941030
Take care Garrus.

>>30941018
I think we can all agree that Dash is the prettiest pony, right?

>>30941027
I wasn't talking about that.
Seriously the things that makes me the saddest are the sisterly love parts.
Because we all know what happens later...

>>30941018
>>30941068
>>30941065

mah niggas

>>30941018

>>30941018
My favorite pony has the cutest and funniest facial expressions.

>>30941074

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYzvUGUfcms

I don't know but she's pretty quick

>>30941074
Until she opens her mouth.

Applejack getting owned. again

>The adventures of young fashionista and stylist set in 80's Ponyville.
She probably went into teaching when Rarity put her out of business due to the 80s styles not being popular anymore.

Poor thing.

>>30941094
Why aren't you posting Twilight, PP or Twilight then?
.

>>30941106
>Implying she isn't doing it on purpose

>>30941105
nobody ever said she was pretty for her mind, just her body

>>30940928
34 Minutes, 34 Minutes, 34 Minutes
What the hell. Who would honestly sit and watch something like this for that long is beyond me.

>>30941074

More like fattest pony. Oh wait, I'm on /co/, "fat" and "pretty" are interchangeable.

>>30941018
I can get behind this.

>>30941104
Not fast enough fag.

>>30940915
There's a cow height chart? That makes sense.

Lessee... cows are 52 inches tall at the rump, and she's about 1/3 a cow's height...


That doesn't work. Either Winona is a small breed, or those cows are huge.

Starting from the assumption that Winona is a mid-size working dog, my story has accurate enough scale.

its brony time

>>30941126

fat pony is best pony

>>30941126
>implying she can't still be prettiest even if she's a little on the chubby side

>>30941106
Applehack getting owned? Yhea right.
>Dedede drooling while eating

>>30941120
People that have longer attention spans than that of a gnat.

>>30941140
>>30941139
>>30941126
>>30941074
>Implying y'all didn't read >>30941018's spoilers

>>30941018
Scootaloo thread?

>>30941137
NO DAD NO

>>30941158
Does anybody here even ha

>>30940707
>>30940736
>>30941030
>>30941071
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/10/27/hands-on-mass-effect-3-galaxy-at-war/

>Think, Left 4 Dead, but you don’t go anywhere, and you can’t pick up weapons, and, er, it’s got four players. The level we played was set on a fairly generic, grey-and-white multi-level platforms, interior and exterior. It was certainly unremarkable.

>Waves is the key here. It’s about surviving as many waves as you can, before your inevitable death.

>The examples we had were to “hack” a computer, and “hold” an area. Which was really to have the four of us try to stay in a glowing circle within a time limit.

>Less satisfying is the complete lack of a sense of progress. Because the level was really a small arena, completing a wave didn’t offer you the reward of moving on, feeling like you’d gotten somewhere.

>So yes, everyone gets two weapons. A back-up, and your main. And along with those you have three special abilities. It’s a stripped down version of the regular ME interface, simplified such that it doesn’t require any fiddling at all

>Death means you’re out for the rest of the wave, but then rejoin your gang once a new lot of enemies appear from every direction. But should everyone fall, you’re done. We reached something like Wave 13 before eventually the four of us gave up the ghost

>While you’re individually scored as you play, that’s purely for bragging rights. The score you carry over to your single-player game will be your team’s combined efforts, meaning even if you’re a cack-handed buffoon, you’ll still not have wasted your time.

>It’s ultimately a pretty meaningless thing.

>>30941078
Ahhh! Yeah, those are bitter sweet. I guess I intend them to be charged with just a little tension because of the foreknowledge of what'll happen. Yet, at the same time, they are genuine, and are often the points of their greatest strength when things are their hardest.

I'm not making it any better, am I?

>>30941071
Commander.

>>30941158

Man, I spend five or six hours a night running quests for people. I think I can safely say my atte

HOLY SHIT A LIZARD

>>30941132
Assuming Jean Valjean is 6', tall for his time in history, and assuming Big McIntosh can look him in the eyes, then based on calculations on a screenshot of Big McIntosh, Mac is 3'6" at the withers, nine hands tall.

The breakpoint between Pony and Horse is 14.2 hands, which would put Celestia at the upper end of pony height. She would indeed tower over him.

Either way, I assumed that they actually look something like this, since Jean wouldn't know what the cartoon ponies were if they had Faust's stylization IRL.

>>30941225
its sposed to be her pet

>>30941225
Oh fuck, I've missed at least two sessions of your latest, are the ponies still in the human world?

This is the truth.

is it time for crotchboobs?

>>30941204
Why does it even have multiplayer

shit's retarded

Twilight has attempted a spell that will teleport her to our world, because she wants to know what life would be like in a world without magic.

However, the spell has gone horribly wrong. Magic cannot exist on Earth. She has been melted horribly. She's a barely-alive twisted mass in the middle of your room.

Do you put her out of her misery, or try to make her comfortable in her final hours?

>>30941242
Clearly, you haven't heard of the Imperial truth then?

>>30941242
tiers are for queers

>>30941242
Lol no.

>>30941241
Yup; finale's tommorow night. If P.Q. doesn't have any pastebins made, I can probably dig up the relevant archives from my history for ya.

>>30941242
Nice tiers.

All of my failed ships

>>30941256

So Commander Shepherd any thoughts on this?

>>30941242
>Twilight/Fluttershy

Never see this one anymore for some reason.

>>30941242
Almost got it right. Just change Rarity with Fluttershy and you're fine.

>>30941241

Well, it's every other night now, but yeah they are. I was going to do the finale tonight, but I'm still debating with myself over whether my plan for Britson is a good idea or not. It gives the players a bit of a complicated choice, but at the same time... I don't know.

I'm either going to do it tomorrow, or Sunday if Jr. is still questing tomorrow night. Saturday's no good because the threads move too fast, so the dead ones 404 faster.

>>30941287
i think my favourite quote from her is when she said she wished there was a skip option for the gameplay so that all you did were the cutscenes

I feel like I'm the only anon who likes all the characters.

>>30941267
It'd be much appreciated...even if it's not quite the same thing.
>>30941298
Oh look, it's Nopony, my least favorite tripfag!

>>30941213
Yeah...
Remind me to never talk to you about Paradise.
Now excuse me while I cry like a little bitch in the corner.

>>30941298
Ah! Nopony, my favourite Applehater.

>>30941302
Saturday threads more active even when there's no episode?

>>30941312
>>30941287
If only hatred could kill.

>>30941213
The Longest Night is always in the back of my mind while reading Paradise. Every prequel focusing on an eventual villain is that way for me; Episode 3, "Capt. Hook: The Adventures of a Notorious Youth", and others.

>>30941242
Swap all of low tier with Fluttershy, move Twilight up.
And then move Fluttershy down again.

>>30941295
Which is weird because they had great chemistry in Bird on the hoof

>>30941316
Wait, probably not tommorrow night, I am terrible at timezones.
7:30 PM Friday CST is when, I think.

>>30941268
Pinkiedash is dead? When this happend?

IT'S A TRAP!

>>30941287
>actually get around to reading the small text

what the actual fuck

>>30941337

Oh fuck I forgot about that.

>>30941350
I think that'd be put 'er to a point we couldn't see her.

Yay

>>30941365
When people learned to use the color wheel

>>30941298
> Nopony here
> He will be switching in and out from tripfag to anonymous asking people how much they hate Applejack, fueling the Applejack bash

>>30941369
This is criminally unfunny.

>>30940700
Speaking of shoving things into peoples throaths, i don't get at all why people seem to forget that many other things were/are crossovered with everything, made into reaction images and have fucktarted followers. Just setting the example, WH40k and following them HURRESY fags. it's kinda hypocritical, as I have HURRESY folder too

People were complaining about fan voice overs.

What do you think of these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHw23IVR2RU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4pcwzhLPRQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77NcxYZJ7uI

>>30941335
>>30941316
Oh look, Apple lover anons. oh joy! Don't worry, I won't be around for long, I have to get drunk as fuck. Just like Applejack does every day.

>>30941402

that whole blog has been the same joke repeated ad nauseum

>>30941287
>>30941287
>>30941287
>>30941287
>>30941287
What the actual fuck.

Is that real?

The thing about the storyline?

That HAS to be fake.

>>30941287

>>30941402
Most of the popular artists aren't.

>>30941361

No that's tomorrow night. 4chan goes by EST, which is one hour ahead of my timezone, so to put it in perspective for you it's Thursday mid-afternoon where I live right now.

I never did get confirmation on whether Jr. is questing or not tomorrow, though. Someone mentioned it last night, but no one else seems to know anything about it.

>>30941415
TUMBLR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>>30941413
Umad son?

>>30941392
Hey faggot, I never change from trip and anon, I always hate Aj with pride!