I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A PONY

Took you a few days to get that OP, didn't it?

>>30909727

Strong start.

>>30909727

>>30909727
We ALL want to have sex with a pony, but that's not what we're talking about

IT BEGINS AGAIN

>>30909727
This is clearly the best thread we've had in months.

Man, you've been obsessing about my plate tectonics comment since yesterday? What a faggot.

Faceless is Seth.

>>30909727
yes, we all know this, and we all agree, does it really have to be said?

I want naked Pinkie Pie to shove cup cakes down my throat...

>>30909742
Pony Thread Simulator 3.0

>>30909727
I'll ... pass. Thanks.

Human females for the win.

>>30909780
THIS PLACE ISNT FOR YOU

>>30909758
I would rather feed pinkie pie cupcakes with one arm while I hug her with the other, being completely content to feel her squirm against my body as she licked the frosting from my fingertips

if you know what I mean

Deafdefiler and sentenal01 exchanged words once. It's clearly true love, and you all need to respect that.

>>30909727
and this is why I never bother making a topic

>>30909780

You have smoked tons of pot aren't you?

>>30909780
>Human females
Ha! Look at the weirdo everyone!

>>30909774
>3.0
I think we've had 3.0
it was not very good

>>30909756
This is a real revelation.

I had no idea Mito was Seth.

Need to have strong Dorf ponies to shift tectonic plates.

And don't forget the sea ponies make the tides.

shoo be doo

>>30909727
...A pony or a Pony?

>>30909792
I'm afraid so. He doesn't return my feelings, though, so I've been working at stealing Terse away from NTSTS. And maybe flying down to Australia for some rape.

>>30909806
Mito can't be faceless, he's too busy being ragingsemi

>>30909814
ill take what i can get

>>30909821
But RagingSemi is Rose.

WOULD YOU RAPE A PONY???

>>30909801
>>30909797
All because I'm not a fucking troll neckbeard and women want my dick is no reason to feel analpained, horsefuckers.

EVERY.

SINGLE.

BIG.

BRONY.

ON.

THE.

INTERNET.

HAS.

BEEN.

NOTIFIED.

HAY CAN I BE SOMEONE TOO GUISE LOL?

>>30909836
>All because I'm not a fucking troll neckbeard

>>30909835
Tell me why I shouldn't

>>30909835
No, I want to see the smile on her face and feel the love in her arms, you sick fuck

>>30909811
How come the world is not yet drowned in LAVA?

>>30909814
You best back off my man before I cut you, homeslice.

>>30909835
... Maybe.

>>30909839
OF.

HOW.

GAY.

AND.

FAT.

YOUR.

MOM.

IS.

I am actually King-Cheetah.

>>30909836

What's he saddlesore about?

is fucking real ponies okay if i pretend im fucking a cartoon pony

>>30909839
/r/ repost of that comments

>>30909865
did you paint it beforehand?

>>30909865
OF COURSE

also i'll say it again

I'm really suprised noboy bothered to do anything in the deparment of AppleTini.

As in, really suprised ther isn't any sizeplay from that whatsoever.

I'm not even sure if thats a good suprise or a a dissapointed suprise anymore

>>30909859
Bullshit, you have conversations with him.

>>30909865
Yes. yes it is

>>30909876
no should i have

if so are cutie marks optional i dont have a lot of money for paint

>>30909883
its all just part of the decoy

dump time

>>30909864
This herp-derp 'ponies for the fuckerings' thing is wearing thin.

>>30909704
>Are there ponies who make the waves/tides?
Seaponies, of course.

>Ponies who shift the tectonic plates?
Doesn't happen. Since ponies are in control of the weather and pretty much running the entire planet's ecosystem, plates don't just move around.

>>30909892
you need to paint it first or it's just bestiality
the cutie mark is only required if you don't want to be a pedophile

>>30909859
Nanaki, did you miss my question last thread?

>>30909637

>>30909904
im okay with it being called bestialty or pedophilia as long as its okay with you guys

i only care about your approval

>>30909882
As a mind-control fetishist, I sympathize and know your pain.

>>30909901
But who stopped them? Celestia? Or an ancient race of magma-ponies who died out shortly after Celestia burst into existence and they discovered they were no longer necessary?

I iz sad guise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOfmXHa3Asg

>>30909704
I'm still glad this is an interesting topic to some people.

On that note, yes, there are sea ponies, and ground shifting earth ponies... probably some who keep the trees and forests in check, as well as monitoring the animals, like Fluttershy.

Does Fluttershy ever get admonished by other pegasi for being a race traitor?

>>30909882
The doll stuff pretty much has that stuff taken care of.
Unless you want to go into the vore stuff. In which case you just look in a mirror and say Glitter Glue's name 3 times and he'll appear to perform your evil wishes.

>>30909852
Fixed your image.

>>30909924
SHOO BE DOO

>>30909920
it's only okay with me if it was properly painted and you styled the mane beforehand, and you also took her out to dinner first

>>30909921
Yep.

>>30909901
>Since ponies are in control of the weather and pretty much running the entire planet's ecosystem, plates don't just move around.

Wut?

Better question, with the reveale of Luna's Bat winged guard, what other kinds of wings can Pegasi have?

>>30909929
That's a good place to farm Obsidian

There are no ponies that shift tectonic plates because they don't realize that they could take control of that, too.

>Does Fluttershy ever get admonished by other pegasi for being a race traitor?
Well it's not like she's screwing the animals....
Besides, Rainbow Dash can clear the clouds in like 10 seconds. She'd be made redundant anyway, and I'm sure her domain covers flying critters as well.

>>30909704
I imagine the only 'mining' ponies out there are really just stabilizer techs for tectonic plates. In a world where lodestones are easily picked on the surface, there's not much other reason for deep mines.

>>30909959
If I see an earthquake on an episode, I'll rape your face

>>30909882
Appletini, Twilight's flaccid horn, AJ's makeshift bridle in Dash's mouth... I'm surprised that a lot of things weren't more exploited from that episode.

Also, DT and SS's Double Rump Bump from Call of the Cutie.

>>30909934
what do ponies eat

also do i have to pay for dinner or is it okay to split the bill 50/50

i read a dating book once that said i should pay the whole bill but i think that was for dating humans

>>30909920
Why not just call it 'double secret butt fun'?

>>30909882
Size play is kind of terrible, the only interesting things about it is how much semen the get coated in imo. Or you can get into unbirth and crushing/gore shit but that's terrible.

>>30909906
Yeah, I got it.
I've almost got it done. It's still a thing that is happening.

>no marker
>homoshit

So, same question from last thread:

keep free money (since I can't refund it) or send out the posters.

>>30909952
Since we've had butterfly and bat wings on pony, I don't think that there's any real limit on what you can put on them.

Maybe we'll have a bi-plane pony some time.

>>30909995
what if your marker orbits my dick?

>>30909983
hay is a good idea for a first date, and you should pay. Take her somewhere fancy, though.

>>30909972
Our rare gems are common and worthless in Equestria.

But what if one of our common metals, like copper or aluminum, was incredibly rare in Equestria, and required deep mines?

Or even coal. Or Uranium!

>>30909998
Ask yourself: What Would Rarity Do?

>>30910021
put diamonds on them!

>>30910019
>implying there isn't a pony who's special talent is finding uranium

>>30910021
put gems on the money and the posters?

>>30909998
JUST SEND THEM OR THE PONY POLICE WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

>>30909990
Glad to hear! Just hadn't heard anything about it in a while, was wondering if you'd changed your mind again. Thanks for the confirmation.

>>30910021
Throw some gems on that bitch?

>>30910021
MIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEE

>>30909901
>Since ponies are in control of the weather and pretty much running the entire planet's ecosystem

They don't even control their entire country's ecosystem. They're not running the entire planet.

>>30910021
yeah but this is no time to be a whore for no reason

>>30909999
I can See Cave ponies with Pteradactyl and Archeoptryx wings, plus for the latter, they can hold things!

>>30910029
>>30910033
And lo, the answer was given. Bling thy merchandise as per the will of the goddess!

Homestuck sucks.

>>30909952
Those weren't pegasi, they were Earth Guards. Luna used a spell to give them bat-wings for the night.

I like to think there aren't many Earthie Guards, but the few that are there are assigned to Luna because she's better at transformation magic than Celestia is, so can turn them into anything she needs.

>>30910050
> you are now aware Gilda grew up on a reservation and Spike is a domestic slave.

>>30909939
The only part of Equestria that isn't under pony control is the Everfree Forest. Everything else, from growing plants and raising farm animals to raising the goddamn sun and moon, are all under pony control.

>>30909922
They probably once moved around when Discord was in control. Because earthquakes are chaotic. Or something.

Ponystuck thread?

Listen, Homestuck posting guy. I like Homestuck. I read Homestuck. But this is not the time or the place.

Please stop posting those images. It just hurts relations between our threads.

>>30910019
>Or Uranium!
>uranium is rarer in ponyworld than diamond in ours
>Rarity throws uranium on that bitch
>ponies dying of radiation from their clothes

>>30910032
Quite the Caste system they have in place, possibly similar to how the Transformers lived before the civil war.

Equestria needs it's own Megatron to stand up against the unfair caste system, over through the monarchy and establish a glorious new age where ponies can do whatever they want and the world takes care of itself.

>>30909999
Bat wings look really cool on ponies.

>>30910067
>coolest humanizations I've seen
>it's homosuck shit

got damn it

>>30910077
that is kinda creepy really when you think about it

>>30910065
I thought they were regular pegasus ponies in costume.

I just wanted to say that M. A. Larson, the writer who wrote three of the episodes we've seen of season 2 (Return of Harmony 1&2, Luna Eclipsed), should make way for better writers.
Such as Megan McCarthy (Green isn't your color) and Charlotte Fullerton (Look before you sleep).

But that's just my opinion.

>>30910092
they were
hes just mad rape-obsessive rapist

>>30910032
>Give glowing radioactive material to Rarity.
>Makes beautiful dresses for the Gala.
>Create race of candy mutant horses.
Can I get government funding to do this? There has to be some practical application to this, certainly military at least.

>>30910066
>Spike is a domestic slave

But is sounds so much nicer when they just call him an assistant.

>>30910077
They barely have enough arable land for a single orchard in Applaloosa.

>>30910095
>look before you sleep
nigger that episode was terrible
like for reals

one day I will eat all the ponies

>>30910115
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

>>30910092
I thought they were bat winged Pegasus from the Luna-Halloween world dimension.

>>30910084
>dying of radiation
>not getting superpowers

ISHYGDDT

>>30910095
MA Larson is fantastic. I wouldn't say he should make way for "better" writers, but I'd definitely agree that he shouldn't oversaturate the writing credits - bring on the others, frankly, let them have their moments. That doesn't stop him from being great, though, in my book.

>>30910115
and put them in a burrito?

>>30910038
No prob. Once it's done, I'll post a link on my Tumblr first.

>>30910021
Hats and gems
Hats and gems
Hats and gems

>>30910112
He's Twilight's adopted son. I'm assuming that was legally established as part of the test.

>>30910112
An unpaid assistant who isn't allowed to quit or disobey his mistress.

>>30909780
>Human females

I can't wait for Sweetie Belle to be adorably retarded as usual next episode.

Hey, is this the HSG? I'm trying to find the HSG. Hello? Anyone here? Have you seen the HSG?

>>30910149
what the hell is a "human female"?

>>30910139
I bet you rewrote some of the story to include the want it need it spell didn't you

>>30910132

>>30910145
>adopted

I figure the ponies just steal eggs from dragons. No wonder they're always mad.

>>30910161
its this way >>3091047

>>30910164
It's just anon making bullshit up, again.

>>30910164

It's like a pony but hairless and walks on two legs.

Truly terrifying creatures.

>>30910172
Thank you, sir.

>>30910077
Discord was actually a positive, necessary force. Chaos and Harmony in balance.

He was imprisoned to give the Princesses greater control over the world and the reason everything went to shit after he got out was because there was a bunch of pent up chaos.

The reason the Everfree still exists is that if either side of the scale were to be eliminated completely, the world would either grind to a complete halt, everything frozen (order/harmony) or everything would blow apart, twisting and reshaping into new forms every moment (chaos).

So the Everfree acts as a balance to the extreme order/harmony generated by the Princesses (hence why it is so close to Canterlot itself).

>>30910178
WHAT HAPPENED IN FRANCE?

>>30910191
This would be a good moral for an episode.

>Everything in balance... sort of.

It was nice to see Luna, I suppose, but when are they going to run the Nyx episodes?

>>30910084
Dohohohohoho

I looked it up.

I ran some numbers, and there's pretty much no way any of the ponies would die.

Uranium is very weakly toxic, because of its long half-life. If she barely had any to put on jewelry, it would be potential dangerous after a long time (build up of toxins), but this would be slowed by the release of toxins (through urination), and the antidote for uranium poisoning, which is... baking powder and vinegar.

I'm pretty confident the ponies go to enough parties to survive uranium poisoning.

>>30910067

can't believe it took this long.

>>30910210
Your image is at least 2010.

>>30910205
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

>>30910165
The spell Trixie used on Twilight in the first chapter WAS that spell.
I wrote it before it was canon.
I am a wizard.

>>30910205
NEVERNEVERNEVER

>>30910191
>Believing Chaos is a necessary force.
YHWH is displeased.

>>30910233

>>30910230
Oh hey, a link I already had in my history.

Has anyone done God Tier human ponies?

>>30910209
science.avi
You're awesome

I' posting a picture of Luna on the moon and no one can stop me!

>>30910254
Lyra is the god tier human pony.

>>30910204
If they had just left Discord alone, everything would have settled back into a natural state by the end of the year.

Here is a thought: What if it's the unbalance created when Celestia and Luna imprisoned Discord that generated/allowed ponies to use magic?

>>30910233
Yeah, and that's why you should finish your fucking fic in a timely manner.

I swear, the best fapfic writers are the laziest bunch of assholes I've ever seen.

>>30910254
no no one has done this thing which i dont understand what you are saying

>>30910233
well that's it I'm out forever

>>30910254
haven't looked

>>30910262
I too shall post a picture of Luna!

>>30910254
no.

>>30910205

>>30910209
Yeah, regular uranium isn't that bad. It's Plutonium you have to watch out for.

And uranium-238 will fuck millions of people at once if prepared properly.

>>30910205
Just imagine Pipsqueak with wings and a horn. He seems to elicit the same reaction.

>>30910243
>Bringing God into a discussion surrounding a show about pastel, marshmallow ponies.

So I drew this thing for you guys I guess.

>>30910262
That's not Luna that's just some OC

RIP Luna's S1 design

>>30910243
>disregarding the necessity of Chaos
>2011
i bet you've never even tasted the magatsuhi of another lifeform, you casual

>>30910274
We'll see you tomorrow!

>>30910293
I DONT JUST WANT MORE
I NEED MORE!

>>30910293
Draw more

um, if you're okay with that.

>>30910293
MOAR TWI

>>30910294
You're right.
brb deleting all pre-last week luna pictures

>>30910243
>>30910297

Get the fuck out, you relics of a bygone era.

Earth is ours now, bitches.

>>30910293
Trip up so we can properly suck your dick.

>>30910293
Looks good. Her right knee irks me a bit, but aside from that I don't see any big problems.

You planning to stick around?

>>30910294
RIP Luna's old design. You will be missed.

>>30910293
Whatever.

>>30910326
DO YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS LOL?

Okay, listen, /co/.

I recently had a dream about Twilight Sparkle. It was.. oh god. I don't want to describe it, but I woke up incredibly aroused.

How fucked am I?

>>30910293
This is one of the first universally liked pieces of art I've seen posted in a while, congrats.

That said, it is well done. Kudos.

>>30910291

...God, I desperately want Ponystuck to be created. It'd be combining my two loves, like having sex and eating a hoagie at the same time.

>>30910245
>pic

>>30910274
See ya.

>>30910268
HEY BITCH IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT wait yeah actually it is.

>Lawfags and Chaosfags being fags

True Neutral is the only proper path.

>>30910326
He would have tripped up if he planned on staying, which he clearly won't be.

>>30910342
It's normal.

>>30910342
youre probably gonna die within the next hour
cuz im gonna kill ya

>>30910342
cant tell you whats wrong or how to fix it without knowing the dream.

Being aroused by twilight sparkle isnt exactly uncommon around here

>>30910351
I have no strong feelings about this one way or the other.

>>30910342
You're pretty fucked, bro.

>>30910342
Well, I think I handled it pretty well
sobbing that it would never happen in real life

>How fucked am I?
Silly anon. You will never be fucked.
By anyone.
Ever.

>>30910345
>universally
It's like 6 people.

>>30910381
Yeah, but since MLP generals only consist of three people posting under different names, that's saying something.

>>30910293
Holy shit that looks fantastic.
Do you
Do you take requests? Commissions?

>>30910381
I KNOW
THATS ONE MORE THAN THE UNIVERSE HAS!
SOMEBODY HERE IS NOT WHO THEY CLAIM TO BE

>>30910342
depends what she did to you. And who's to say it ended with the dream? Are you the same person you were yesterday, or do you just THINK you are?

>>30910381
It is well drawn though.

Only complaint is tat she could probably cut somebody with that knee.

>>30910393
>Implying we're not all automated responses created to fuck with one person

>>30910381
>he thinks more than six people post on 4chan

>>30910393
i really hate you btw

>>30910395
I thought you likes your women with a little more... hair.

>>30910342
The only way you can get over this is if you properly lay it out in explicit detail, what exactly happened. Just put it all out on the table.

Trust me, you will feel better.

>>30910360
>>30910363
>>30910364

Fuck no, I swore I would never get into any of this pony waifu or clopping bullshit when I decided to try the show.

Guess it's too late.

>>30910345
>>30910336

spoke too soon

>>30910342
It never ends...

>>30910332

Yeah that knee's sharp as a motherfucker. Tweak incoming.

And .. maybe? I'll probably kinda jump around /co/ in general just because I really like your drawfag threads.

>>30910417
This is what I said, too. I broke, too.

Use your dream as inspiration for a clopfic

>>30910293
My only complaint is that she looks like she's about to urinate on someone/something.
Unless that's what you were going for, in which case.......good. I guess.

I had a pony dream once.

Well, I mean, there was a pony IN the dream.

They played a pretty minor role. They didn't even get any lines. They just watched as I ran past them. I can't even remember which one it was.

>>30910437
i am typing with only one hand in preparation

>>30910293
Please draw her touching herself

>>30910412
If you're saying what I assume you're saying, I say to you that I like things outside that one particular taste.

>>30910351
>>30910351
>>30910351

>yfw the ratings and reactions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

>>30910451
YOURE A FURY

>>30910417
Goodbye, i hope you will enjoy the Other side of the Mirror

>>30910293
Geez, people get all excited for this? It's kind of boring, man.

>>30910321
as a neutralfag i find this entire thing distasteful
you, sir, are a madman

>>30910461
So? I like human ladies too.

>>30910489
But he said you are a Rage

>>30910460

why so many dislik...oh.

dammit. why cant all of youtube be this cool?

>>30910453

Nope. I'm as American as a George Washington-shaped apple pie baseball game ... blowjob. Or something.

That knee lookin' any better?

>>30910482
Boring is good.
Boring isn't 'cutting up other ponies and putting them into cakes while wearing daipers'.
I could do with more 'boring' art.

>>30910505
OH YEAH BABY
IM ALMOST PERFECT

>>30910321

So guys

Let's say we make a SMT game with ponies. What's everyone's alignment, assuming TS as the MC is neutral along with Spike?

Aoolejack and Fluttershy are obviously Law while Pinkie and RD are obviously Chaos. I don't know where Rarity fits.

>>30910460
>29,239 likes, 29,239 dislikes
>whyboner.jpg

>>30910482
Sometimes it's just really fun to be bored

>>30910501
>it goes both ways. but not as gay as twilight
So is she gay or is she bi? DAMMIT YOUTUBE COMMENTS, GIVE ME A CLEAR ANSWER ABOUT MAI WAIFU!!!

>>30910510
Yeah, but it's like nobody here have ever seen naked woman before. It's a decent drawing, but damn, why so much discussion all of a sudden?

So..I got dragged to my first brony meet up because a friend forced me to come with him. And what can I say? I don't think I like the show no more. Please help me /co/

>>30910545
KILL YOURSELF LOL

>>30910543

I think we're all just REALLY tired of goreshit pooptime.

>>30910482
>not getting excited over a naked female human being drawn naked

HAHA WHAT A FAG
I don't get it either.

>>30910540
She's willing to experiment.

>>30910432
>>30910470

And this is where I've gone off the deep end, it seems.

God damn it. Fuck everything.

>>30910545
You should never ever EVER let the retards of your fandom ruin the show for you.

>>30910545
Did they sing WWU?

>>30910522
LUNA IS METATRON. WE FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE

>>30910505
Wincing and she hasn't even had anything stuck in it yet.

Is she about to pee or something? Fart?

>>30910545
What song did they sing off-key?

>>30910543
I HAVE SEEN LOTS OF NAKED LADIES THANK YOU VERY MUCH MY GOOD SIR

>>30910545
Were you 'authorised' to like the show beforehand?

>>30910573

I'M HOPING FOR POOP

>>30910545
GOOD, YOU DESERVED THAT YOU AWFUL WASTE OF SPACE TRIPFAG

>>30910558
you'll get used to it. Be happy, though, you have an entire year's worth of stuff to go through, wheras most of us have seen it all already
I reccomend Hotsauce's "Twi and Me" if you're looking for first-person twilight clopfics

I've noticed, consistently, that only threads with Cheerilee in them end up good.

Is this a coincidence? Probably.

>>30910545
Quit calling your self a brony and stop meeting up with strangers who call them self's bronys and enjoy the show or dont.

>>30910522
I assume Rarity is also true neutral. Similarly to Futomimi in Nocturne or Neutral Hero in the original, they'd join up together to fight, and that'd be more fair when it came to TS choosing her final alignment.

Question is, can we make Celestia being the final boss plausible?

>>30910545

The only treatment I suggest is to seclude yourself from your friends and family, drastically reduce your intake of television and solid food, marathon every MLPFIM episode created thus far, and drink a mixture of a pint of coke, a cup of burbon, and a teaspoon of lemon.

Never fails

>>30910563
Nope, they were watching the latest episode, then suddenly this guy in a DJ-pon-3 outfit (which I swear he pulled out of no where), started dancing that was my cue to leave.
>>30910562
That's very very hard.

>>30910595
There is no such thing as coincidence.

>>30910545
>guaranteed responses

>>30910558
/co/ has driven off their artists with all the constant bitching and personal attacks.

So they're desperate when somebody new shows up.

>>30910589
How rude
>>30910599
I'm not a Brony, and I said a friend dragged me along, after a Pop culture expo.

>>30910604
Well try not to let others ruin your enjoyment of a show.

The show is still good. Just ignore the idiots that like it too. The people that would go to meetups are part of the minority of fans, keep that in mind.

>>30910614
>/co/ has driven off their artists with all the constant bitching and personal attacks.

We didn't need no thin-skinned faggots in these threads. I'm glad they're gone. They can hang out in their fimchan hugbox all they want.

>>30910625
>pop culture expo

>>30910604

A concussion is the best way to deal with those memories.

>>30910601

Meh, I like the idea of Spike being her sole partner better. But assuming this has a classic SMT plot, it's not like it could end in anything other than Twlight dying alone never seeing what she hoped to create by killing all her friends

>>30910594

Other person's clopfic? Fuck that, Twilight is mine alone. I don't want others defiling her.

Oh god oh god what the fuck am I saying I'm scared this shouldn't be happening

>>30910638
Where's Costanza with the bat?

>>30910614
But there are shitload of artists in these threads. They all come in the evening.

>>30910604
I know the feel. But you must persevere. There's a reason you love the show, and no retarded neckbeard trying to sing the show's songs poorly can take that away from you.

>>30910625
>pop culture expo

I hope his not just draggin you everywhere he pleases

>>30910632
That's fine. Just don't bitch when your little clique becomes increasingly insular and talentless.

>>30910607
Best pone

So, I want to finish this picture, but I'm terribly unimpressed by the composition among other things. All that empty space at the bottom. Any suggestions?

Are there any evil people in this series at all?

>>30910644
>shitload

A handful. /co/ used to have all the best artists in the fandom.

Now it's a joke.

Is there ANYTHING the Mud Ponies do that the master races can't do better?

>>30910660
THAT FUCKING OWL

>>30910654
Get a better scanner, I can't see shit there.

>>30910660

Discord was pretty evil, but he enjoyed himself. There aren't any grimdark emo ponies that try to steal your souls/shadows and angst constantly, if thats what you're asking.

>>30910647
I chose to go to that. Got some pretty good crap there. I must note my friend has aspergers and is in fact autistic. So when he heard there was a meet up. OH BOY!

>>30910645
Indeed you're right.

>>30910660
Are we arguing that Discord is more chaotic and not evil?

o look moar bronies...

>>30910662
/co/ is no longer the only place on the internet where people enjoy pony fanart. There is ponychan, fimchan, and gods knows it's terrible but even Ponibooru has it's own artists.

>>30910668
According to Faust, in general earth ponies are better with nature and strength than other ponies; this just isn't the case with the main cast.
>>30910662
Um...Glitter Glue, Rose, Tess, Klondike...who else?

>>30910668

You bein' ugly?

What ever happened to 8li9ht?

>>30910660
I'm thinking Nightmare Moon is the only truly "evil" character in the entire series. Discord just likes messing with ponies.

>>30910640
it's first person. She can be yours. All for you. Every day, when you come home, she'll make sure to get home earlier than you, so she can greet you with a kiss. It's not fair, of course, she can teleport, you can't, but you don't complain. How could you complain, as you stand next to her in the kitchen, as you work together to make your meal for the night - using a recipe the both of you worked out together the night before over a bottle of wine. Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but you don't care, because you're making it with Her. And that's all that matters.

>>30910700
So there's four artists. Two are good, one is mediocre. One is awful but occasionally has funny jokes.

>>30910700
Megasw-...oh wait...

>>30910668
They can keep in better shape than you, Dash.

>>30910723
no

>>30910707
He said himself he was as slow as dirt and wasn't all that interested. He was only here three or four times.

>>30910700

Well, yeah. It kinda hurts that image when both aspects are outdone by the two pegisi.

>>30910700
Berret Dude, SB, RuBro, off the top of my head.

>>30910700
Reuniclus, Goggles, Jailbait, Jessy, SB, MegaSweet and occasionally Madmax, and so on. There's a fair few people who turn up on occasion to art for us.

>>30910625
Some friend, meeting up with people who enjoy a show like this
your bound to come across people who waifu and weirdos trying to identify with other weirdo's via some trendy bullshit they don't even like for the right reason, hell maybe your one of these weirdos.

In fact why do you name/tripfag, do you draw, right or just some attention horrifying loser?

>>30910723

>>30910668
>Mud Ponies

Ouch. That's mean.

twilight sparkle invited herself over to your house, under the auspices of 'helping you study'
now that the two of you are alone in your room, her true intentions are clear. it's readily apparent that she won't take no for an answer.
Frantically, searching for any excuse to calm the situation down, you reach for the radio, and this comes on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU

>>30910737
>Reuniclus
i'm unfamiliar with this guy. post a pic of his please

>>30910737
>megasweet

Hardly comes here any more, mostly cause it's turned to shit

>madmax

Three or four times in the last six months. Same reason.

>>30910668
>Mud Ponies

I loled

>>30910734
There's this new kid, jailbait, that comes around.

>>30910756
>Hardly comes here any more, mostly cause it's turned to shit

But it's always been shit here.

>>30910708
Discord was the most evil character on the show. He breaks the minds and spirits of ponies FOR FUN. It's show he's so powerful that he doesn't need to, but he does it anyway. He gets a thrill off ponies' suffering. If that's not evil, I don't know what is.

>>30910722
Fuck that

>>30910740
I draw yes, but not ponies. loser

>>30910668

There's only one true master race in Equestria...

>>30910728
Pity. I always respect artists who acknowledge crotchboobs.
Not that I fap to it or anything, it's just that if you're going for anatomical accuracy, go all the way, don't just include the bits you like.

>>30910776
dont you know?
as soon as you achieve even a modicum of "fame" elsewhere you up and leave /co/ as fast as you can

>>30910796
Two ponies don't make a race

>>30910755
This pic aint by Reuniclus at all, nope.

Alternatively, you won't be able to find any pics by him over on Ponibooru.
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/artist%3Areuniclus/1

Typical day in Cheerilee's classroom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ctMtbJY7w

>>30910755
http://reuniclus.deviantart.com
http://civilservantsays.tumblr.com

>>30910756
but i saw megasweet here this morning, yesterday and the day before that. i'll concede on the issue of madmax, though. anyway, there's still a sizable contingent of artists here - it's just that the other places are always more convenient than the general /co/ method.

>>30910811
two ponies THAT YOUVE SEEN

>>30910776
It's become more shit.

But tell you what. Let's just ask these artists the next time they come in, and I think they're agree that /co/ has become unnecessarily hostile to artists.

We've shat in our own nest.

>>30910811

When one of the ponies has enough voice for a thousand, it isn't that much of an issue anymore.

>>30910790
Do you ever post your work here?

>>30910807
Feel bad man.

Oh well, never needed those faggots anyway, I'm here for the show. Not some stupid drawfag's e-cred.

>>30910293

Twilight really needs more fibre in her diet.

>>30910837
>doubledfun.jpg
I'm preemptively sick of this for becoming the new 20% juice.

>>30910824
MS has been in her the past couple of days but hardly came in at all the weeks before that.

Ironically, the ban at /b/ has actually somehow improved these threads temporarily. Sure, /b/tards are shit posters. But they're less shit than the usual shit posters.

>>30910843
I just might. If it keeps you happy <3

>>30910871
It was either this or 'scary buttfun'

>>30910880
Can you draw some ponies?

>>30909811
Boardor...

I'm training to become a drawfag.

>>30910880
couldn't hurt. speaking of drawing, what drawfags do we still have around who haven't left us?

>>30910871
The fandom is desperately seeking the new "20% cooler"

>>30910889
I can't post anything yet, because I'm not able to get my scanner to work.

>>30910876
i can't really comment on the salience of your statement because i haven't really noticed any particular changes in either direction. but, you know, i'm not the best person to discuss it with. still, if you want art, the drawfags aren't somehow becoming "exclusive" just because they don't come here - you can always post in their threads on FiMchan, Ponychan, or at their personal galleries. no great inconvenience.

>>30910900
I HAVE NO MOUTH

Okay, guys, what is going to be your race / build in Skyrim?

And are you going to buy a pony in game?

>>30910871

Hey, at least i'm not spamming it in a vain attempt to obtain double post numbers. That, and its pointing the wrong way.

>>30910919
Right. I wasn't sure what her mouth should be like. I just started to draw and it ended up like that, I have no idea what happened so the characters ended up in that position.

>>30910920
Skyrim?

>>30910900
As am I.

>>30910920
>Spending $72 on overrated MMO
>Not spending $15 on Dungeon Defenders

>>30910900
What a waste of time.

>>30910915
People were asking why a skilled new artist was garnering so much positive feedback.

I replied that skilled new artists are a rare thing around here, because /co/ has become hostile.

The fact that people were bitching that a skilled new artist was getting positive feedback is in and of itself indicative of that.

>>30910920
Argonian
Max out STR
Equip with a Lance
Call him Spike.
Install mods to give him a mustache.

The prequel to cupcakes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQgq7O8MImY

>>30910974

>>30910974
I wonder how many people will make a female kaijit and call her katia

>>30911009
Give up, nobody will get the reference.

>>30910960
Ok, I'll try posting something after a few months again, once I'll improve.

>>30910945
I think he was joking about Flutterbutt's lack of mouth there. AJ's does look a bit off too, but sadly I can't tell you why, since I know pretty much nothing about drawing/anatomy. Attatched the pic as a refernce for a similarly positioned mouth though, if it helps.
Also, I'm sure it's just a result of the pic being unfinished, but you're missing a line on Fluttershy just to the left of AJ's eyes.

>>30910960
Shut up you.
>>30911019
Keep drawing

Pip gets all the ladies.

>>30911009
Too many.
I've already rolled up one in Oblivion and sent her through the mage's guild.
Manimarco was surprisingly easy due to some amazing luck of almost half his spells being absorbed

>>30911038
DOCTOR! DOCTOR!
GIVE ME THE NEWS!

I'm still an artist for you /co/.

>>30911057
Draw some butter.

>>30911057
go back to mexico

>>30911051

Got a bad case of lovin'... you?

>>30911057
You have never drawn Cheerilee with G3 hair, Jesus.

>>30911057
Wipe Lauren Faust's cum off your face and get drawing!

>>30911040
>scootaloo getting wingboner

whaa?

>>30911040
>THAT THROBBING HORN ON SWEETIE BELL

OH GOD MY SIDES

>>30911077
Her wings are always sticking like 85% of the time.

But she -could- be winging out at Luna.

>>30911077
>notice Scootaloo's wingboner
>don't notices Sweetie's horn

>>30910958
>spending $72 on an overrated MMO when you could buy a $60 RPG

>>30911072
What does that look like?

>>30911080
>>30911089
>>30911088
>>30911077
>not noticing Scootaloo's parants are dead.

>>30911094
>not spending $15 on a superior indie game

>>30910342
I had a dream once where Twilight was sitting on my stomach and seducing me. I was kind of reluctant because she was a pony and was a person and all, but I eventually gave in.

Yup. I've pretty much gone off the deep end too. This show fucked my head up bad.

>>30911110
>not noticing that my dick orbits the sun

>>30911110
>not buying the indie game, waiting a few months for the price to come down, and then buying skyrim for the mods

>>30911123
>wat

>>30911122
I had a dream where I drank out Scootaloo's flush, full candy vag and it tasted like orange juice.

>>30911122
>and I* was a person

>>30911122
me!Me wouldn't be reluctant, partially because they're just people, partially because when else would I get a chance to fuck an alien, but dream!Me keeps putting it off. A pity, because dream!Me is the only one with a chance

>>30911110
>"superior" indie game

My jimmies remain unrustled.

If you prefer the low-graphic version of Left 4 Dead set in fantasy times to an epic-scope story driven RPG that spans a continent in an open world sandbox, then certainly I'm not standing in your way. What ever floats your boat.

FUCK EM FIREWORKS GOING ON OUTSIDE AND I WAS NEARLY ALSEEP TOO FUCK

>Pirate everything
>Have everything
>Laugh as people try to pick just one.

>>30911170
Well you simply MUST fuck something, darling.

Oh, to fuck under the flare-lit sky of fireworks is simply divine. If only I wasn't so far behind on work...

>>30911178
I LIKE U LOL

>>30911192
EXCELLENT.

THIS CALLS FOR GAY BUTT SEX.

>>30911189
oh Rarity, nobody will ever love you like you imagined. So you'll turn them away, until finally, you die alone, forever waiting for the one.

Hey, guys! I heard that there was a pony show and that talk about it happened here.

is best

>>30911205
No, it's that way --->

>>30911205
what the fuck are you going on about you hispanic toilet brush?

>>30911123
It's your wife's sun who orbits my dick's earth!

MY DICK IS SO GREAT IT HAS SEVERAL OF ITS OWN MOONS

>>30911216
Looks like you are correct.

This thread is SO random.

>>30911221
what if your dick orbits my wife?

>>30911210

>>30911235
WHY THE FUCK AM I LOLING SO HARD?

>>30911202
Sometimes it is for the best though.

>>30911235
AT TERMINAL VELOCITY?

>>30911258
Maybe. But we'll see how you feel when you're old, and greyish-purple, and the offers stop coming in, and you realise that the one isn't coming

So, how about that show that talks about those smallish equines?

Would you a single retarded mom?

>>30911282
yes motherfucker

>>30911263
No, slow

>>30911258
d'aww, look at wearity and her big floppy ears! so cute

alright, time to mail out posters. bye niggas

>>30911282
Probably not, but what does that have to do with ponies?

>>30911291
Sorry, that's not my dick.

>>30911282
She's not retarded, she's just a bit slow. But she has a heart of gold, and that's what really matters. How many other people do you know who can look into your eyes AND see where they're going, all at the same time?

>>30911282
>implying she's retard
>or saying for that matter

About LyraxBonBon

Who this the man in the relationship?

>>30911301
Just cut their eyes out

>>30911305
>paper bags confirm the retard

>>30911300
I'm sorry sex machine

>>30911318
Lyra, clearly

What the flying Celestia is GOING ON IN THIS LUNA FORSAKEN THREAD?

>>30911318
Lyra.

>>30911330
DICKS

>>30911318
Lyra of course. mud-ponies are always treated like dirt.

>>30911258
Is it truly better to have loved and lost, then to never loved at all? Or is that just something Sluts and Whores tell themselves to feel better and justify their actions?

>>30911330
What if Celestia orbits Luna?

>>30911274
No one > "anyone". Either of these will end in regret, just different type of regret, but I prefer to think nothing is better than not-perfection.

>>30911318
Leopold II, By the Grace of God, Holy Roman Emperor; King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria, Rama, Serbia, Cumania and Bulgaria; Archduke of Austria; Duke of Burgundy, Lorraine, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Grand Duke of Etruria; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia, Prince of Brabant, Limburg, Luxembourg, Geldern, Württemberg, Upper and Lower Silesia, Milan, Mantua, Parma, Piacenza, Guastalla, Auschwitz and Zatoria, Calabria, Bar, Ferrete and Teschen; Lord of Svevia and Charleville; Count of Habsburg, Flanders, Hannonia, Kyburg, Gorizia, Gradisca; Margrave of Burgau, Upper and Lower Lusatia, Pont-a-Mousson and Nomenum, Count of Provinces of Namur, Valdemons, Albimons, Count of Zütphen, Sarverda, Salma and Falkenstein, Lord of the Wend Margravate and Mechelen, etc.

I've been out of the loop for a while around here. Out of curiosity, I have to ask: have the following topics been made into clopfics yet?
1. Discord's mind control and coercion over the mane six
2. Twilight's mental break in S2E3
3. Twilight's Want It, Need It spell in S2E3
4. Anything Nightmare Night-themed

>>30911356
WOULD YOU ORBIT AN LUNA?

>>30911384
yes
yes
yes
no