don't masturbate to ponies

I think people like this show because the characters are always on all fours, ready and willing.

sage

im posting ponies and nopony can stop me

Thread needs more Applejack.

>>30903147
>mfw someone who only previously drew humanized draws on model pony porn for the first time

well... this thread went off to a good start

>>30903343
They all have to fall sometime. How else are they going to keep people interested in them?

Spike is the best pony.
Glitter Glue is the best drawfag.

Everyone knows that Applejack is the best pony.

>>30903365

Indeed.

I like those strong, independent girls.

I have the words "pony," "general" and "thread" filtered. How am I fucking seeing this?

i wonder how they can possibly make new episodes while confining the story to twilight and the cmc, what can they possibly learn from friendship?

Dammit, she released another set of Derpy lines. AND she disabled the comments because of 'haters'. Why do we allow this fandom to continue to exist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGUTCWJTbgY

>>30903365
But pinkie is just behind her.

>>30903362
Glitter Glue is the best Spike.

>>30903385
a sign from god

>>30903388
Report it for 'terroristic activities'

ponychan.org

go there and STAY THERE

>>30903387
i would like for them to expand with the other ponies, seeing as that the mane six is now students of celestia from lesson zero

>>30903385
I dunno

Sorry for the inconvenience

>>30903385
It's a sign, take a seat and join in the fun.

>>30903403
lol no

Ugh, can't you guys just make a thread when you actually have something to talk about?

It's retarded for us to have one up 24/7

>>30903389
>Giggle at the Ghosties
>Freak out at Luna who you admit isn't able to eat you.
Oh Pinkie Pie, you're so random.

>>30903408
Leth, y u no have working voice link?

Or are you embarrassed by your robot voice?

>>30903403
How about you take that URL, shove it up your ass, and play a nice game of 'twist and shout' with it?

Just about all it's good for.

>>30903403
but it's funner here

>>30903362
>glitter glue
>best at anything

He's really good at cheesy dialogue I guess. People only like him because he's the only common reoccurring drawfag here.

Happy Birthday Derpy Hooves!

Hug one, date one, rape one.

>>>/ic/1054186
ooh

>>30903418
i laughed at this pic for some reason

>>30903389
>>30903365
Zaku pony is best pony, all others are small time.

>>30903427
I knew that was you as soon as you mentioned hating 'wineboners'.

Or its' a delightful confluence of events.

Write about Spike and Big Mac talking about life and ladies.

>>30903434
applebloom

sweetiebell

scoots

>>30903432
her birthday is over!

>>30903403
That's like someone saying

comicsalliance.com GO THERE AND STAY THERE

>>30903418
>Death
>riding anything but Binky
BUT THAT'S WRONG

also oh my god now I want a comic of Binky strolling into Ponyville and all the mares falling into a riotus lust

>>30903426

>>30903434
Your siblings.
Your mom.
You.

>>30903444
I just got off the night shift. Who else hates wineboners?

>>30903463
Oh anonymous! So straightforward!

>>30903453
I want Death talking to Luna, she is using her royal voice.

>>30903470
Every time I think I have someone spotted I end up being wrong. My non-anonymous radar needs work.

Some guy in the last thread was raging about them. Never you mind.

Story request stands.

>>30903418
DEATH RIDES A PINK HORSE

>>30903482
ponies sharing their voices in a vocaroo thread

>>30903387
i want an episode of fluttershy learning that she doesn't need to be afraid as long as she has friends with her

>>30903482
Depends if your best friend is a guy or not

Draw your two OCs making out

>>30903470
Me, I have been in this fandom since before Cupcakes and my first whyboner was yesterday.

Fuck you, CL.

>>30903486
Derpy's birthday? Can-do.

>>30903482
You should draw Pinkie Pie violently masturbating to Fluttershy being milked by a sentient coconut (with or without googly eyes).

>>30903482
Celestia as a jumbojet.

>>30903503
I want an episode where Fluttershy eats a bunch of Xanax and proceeds to not give a single fuck about anything.

>>30903513
But... that wasn't what I wanted at all!

Damn you monkey's paw...

>>30903385
Magic of Friendship, bitch

>>30903512
Wineboners are made by only one producer, and they're the North Korea of the fandom.

Erratic, terrible, likely to cause World War Three.

>>30903503
or an episode of snips and snails lean\rning it's ok to have girl friends and that cooties aren't real

>>30903538
>Cooties aren't real.

>>30903538
"THE MISADVENTURES OF SNIPS AND SNAILA"

do want

>>30903538
Yeah, sure right, next you'll be saying Penis Inspection Day isn't real either.

>>30903531
So she turns into Flutterbitch?

>>30903564
>snaila

so... a girl version of snails?

>>30903567
...It's not?

>>30903567
I'm never leaving my penis at home ever again. All of them laughed at me when I didn't have it for show and tell.

>>30903569
More like FlutterThatManticoreSeemsToBeRunningRightAtM-

>>30903574
already fapping to the idea... oh god why

>>30903580
Having contemplated getting rid of mine, well ...

Penises aren't all THAT important.

>>30903497
I'm not even sure what that means.

>>30903564
that would be awesome actually, there's the CMC then there would be SS


both learning about themselves and each other

>>30903574
Stupid sexy Snails.

>>30903610
Don't we have a designated Anonymous Vocaroo Hate Machine now?

>>30903506
do I even have 2 OCs?

>>30903610
I love you.

>>30903387
I want an episode about racism and class segregation from a child's point of view.

>>30903617
Her name is Mollusk.

Anon that made two meta vocaroo links, you seem like a intelligent person. Why do you hate me so?

>>30903630
I meant yours and his.

>>30903599
That't nothing, mine ran away once.
Well, rolled away.

>>30903639
Because you are gay.

>>30903617
god... even the rule 63 version is ugly as fuck, i'm sure would be irritating as fuck as well

>>30903639
You're an idiot. Spam up the thread with meta bullshit

You don't talk about the show 98% of the time either.

>>30903639
WHO THE FUCK DOESNT?

>>30903612

>>30903630
>Not having a fallback OC in case the first one fails
>In 35213

I sure hope you don't do this.

>>30903654
>She sounds like that girl who voices Derpy on youtube.

>>30903612
Umm...

Lyra trying to play with a 'Bop It' and getting really frustrated.

>>30903612
DO THIS:
>>30903514

>>30903612
Rainbow Dash doing the Truffle Shuffle.

>>30903650
>>30903661
>>30903662
Neat.

>>30903661
Wait, is that a request?

>>30903671
don't be hatin'

>>30903639
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vGTYLygtlhSl2JbrL

This took too long to finish but I have finally done so. I like how it looks.

I'll try to finish the DD request tomorrow. Probably stream it. Doubt the anon who requested it is here but eh, okay.

Fluttershy VS. the Puffstool

>>30903612
>>30903676
Oh please do this

>>30903635
>skinny retarded girl who likes jello

Boner I'm pretty sure this is unethical.

>>30903612
pinkie typping all reatardedly on a keyboard and looking cute at the same time

>>30903708
Your boner is a criminal and a pedophile.

>>30903716
Wait, it's illegal to want to tenderly caress Jell-O?

What the fuck do you think there IS for Mormons in Utah?

>>30903700
You forgot autistically assblasted. I wouldn't really say he has a cult of personality either, unless you count the large group of people that seem to hate him.

>>30903715
like this image?

what other types of mythical creatures could possibly be lurking in the ever-free forest

>>30903708
You like dumb, anorexic women. Luckily for you, those two things usually go hand in hand.

>>30903722
UTAH
GO OUTSIDE AND FIND A HOLE

>>30903727
> autistically assblasted
Well, that's going on the list. Thanks.

>>30903700
Damn, I didn't know I had THAT much influence over others.

Anyway, posting reason I had my code up in the first place.

>>30903730
Satyrs and Furies.

>>30903730
I want to see goblins, personally. Or maybe trolls.

>>30903730
Balor.

>>30903730
Double Dragons.

>>30903708
Liking gelatin in any form is a total deal breaker for me

>>30903729
pinkie is not cute enough in that pic, more i say!!!!

>>30903730
Beholders.

I don't think that request is ever going to happen from Sanguinus. ;_;

>>30903739
You're welcome.

>>30903730


THE ZERG!!!

>>30903514
let's see....check, check, aaaaaand check. there we go.

>>30903647
he doesn't watch the show, man.

>>30903759
>Cuter Pinkie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWLMkFmxck

YOU ARE PLAYING WITH DANGEROUS SCIENCE!

>>30903743
The thin red line is an impediment to terror and the creation of wonderful, terrible crackfic.

Rarity / Rarity seems ... appropriate.

>>30903748
but anything humanlike in equestria might ruin the universe

>>30903730
The Tarrasque

>>30903778
You're the best, man. Thanks for the fapping material.

>>30903700

What are your thoughts on circle jerking and fanfiction?

>>30903778
WELL MAKE ONE FOR HIM GOSH

OR JUST HAVE HIM EATING YOU, WHATEVER

>>30903750
Krek's ponies are a mixed bag but he always draws kickass monsters.

>>30903730
Humans.

>>30903782
Actually, if it's not for selfish, sexual reasons, it would be a good thought experiment to ponder the implications of meeting another you.

>>30903789
Not even gonna bother tonight, I already have high blood pressure for 23 and I have a test tomorrow. No reason to blow out the veins in my eyeballs getting all Rush Limbaugh on Vocaroo.

>>30903789
>who cares.jpg
Seriously, he's gonna become one of them if you keep this shit up.

>>30903778
>here comes the big one

...I read that in Iron Man's MvC3 voice. What the hell.

>>30903783
Diamond Dogs were ok

I found this at Rite-Aid yesterday. I am a happy anon.

>>30903798
i normally hate on draw fags with a fury

but that's actually nice

>>30903778
That's sort of erotic.

>>30903821
>buying pony merch

>>30903818
but they were mostly on four, looking like neanderthals or something

>>30903821
> "JUMBO"
> even the coloring books think Rarity's fat

Picture unrelated.

>>30903805
And then having sex with yourself.

You need to remember who your audience is.

>>30903829
Just like the average Brony.

>>30903821
>Coloring and ACTIVITY BOOK.
HD Scans where?

>>30903811
Jesus man, lighten the fuck up. Lifes to short to care about trivial things like the temporary state of affairs of this general.

>>30903813

I'm merely curious, sorry.

>>30903828
whatever helps hasbro and in turn lauren

>>30903811
>Not going full Ghost.
You run out of beer cans?

>>30903821
>Applejack's bedroom eyes.
Damn ponies tempting our young 'uns with their feminine wiles.

Did Terse disappear? Here's chav pipsqueak.

>>30903805
I'd plead the fifth, but I'm saving it for a Halloween party this weekend.

>>30903836
oh you

>>30903859
He's gone man, gone forever.

>>30903815

>>30903730
Snobbits.

>>30903854
Not everyone in this thread is an alcoholic.

>>30903408
>Heroes VI
Ouch.

>>30903859
pipsqueak is like butters to snips and snails


i can see this

>>30903835
Can you post the original?

For science.

>>30903868
GONE FOREVER! DIED A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL DEATH!

>>30903861
Make damn sure you record whatever it is you're planning.

>>30903805
You really think that wouldn't be the first thing Twilight would think of when she makes her first clone?

>>30903875
Only the cool people...

>>30903877
hahah

How does one even....

>>30903884
'A fifth' of vodka. In the corner of a darkened room, alone, after and/or during a party.

What, you think I have a 25th-century cloning machine or something? Sheesh. Just abject college-age alcoholism and no direction.

>>30903821
We may need scans of this.
For SCIENCE....of some sort.

i want to pitch an episode, o k listen to this... fuck forget about it

Would you download a pony?

Would you download the cockslut.exe add-on?
It can't be removed and you can only download one pony, no, copying doesn't work, no circumventions at all, no thinking outside the box. once you install cockslut.exe the pony will lose all its personality and only be to serve you aesthetically and sexually.

>>30903907
Explain what I'm looking at.

>>30903907
And it's always with sonic or shark tits and stuff

>>30903885
A clone wouldn't be the same as meeting another you per say. The genetic write up would be the same, but what makes you you wouldn't be true for a clone. The clone would develop independently and become it's own being. I think back to the series Capprica, and then forget all the teen and political drama.

This thought experiment would entail a quantum universe identical to ours/the universe the character we are discussing here.

>>30903923
> cockslut
A little heterocentrist, aren't we?

>>30903881
The original chart? Not sure if I still have it.

Just in case I can't find it, the source is the Book of Erotic Fantasy. It also contains a random whore generation table.

>>30903923
>Implying I can't already download all the ponies ever
>Desktop ponies
>Also mplying that I can't write a cockslut script and use MSPaint to make corresponding animations

LK is streaming on his other account.

I think he's making a vidya game.

>>30903908
Oh, I see. Record it any who.

So we can look back, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

>>30903923
Nope. That last part defeats the purpose.

>>30903923
I'd install that program into Spike.

>>30903838
>>30903910
I don't know much about prettying the images up, but I can try making scans if people want me to.

>>30903936
to prevent you sic-ing it at a girl, of course.

Sorry to all females who for some reason wanted to participate in this hypothetical situation.
apfffpffhhhfff

>>30903923
I would rather not download a pony to begin with.

Unless I can teach it to fight crime.

>>30903926
I can't it's too confusing
It's like playing telephone with pictures.
doodle.no.de

>>30903933
>Sanic

Okay I'm lol'ing pretty hard

doodle or die pony edition thread

>>30903834
>mfw Luna's mane acts as a blacklight

>>30903919

New episode:

Twilight comes down with an illness and is confined to her bed, with only Spike around to manage everything. Her friends hear about it and decide to help her with her chores. As one would expect, things get out of hand very quickly, since all the other mane cast members have little idea on what Twilight does around the library.

I can't think of a moral that would be learned though.

>>30903956
I'm just saying I'm trading mine in pretty soon, she'd be awfully disappointed after the transition.

>>30903956
Don't worry. It's just that RAGING BULLDYKE CHISTERY wanting to be an fuckwad attention whore again.

Goddamn that's sexy. I'd lick oatmeal off her bunyans.

>>30903977
Luna is now the best pony

>>30903834
christery is so gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUDfoZGhLjE&feature=feedf

Dun dun

>>30903923
>downloading addon that turns them into sex slaves
>not enjoying the thrill of the hunt as you try to win their affections

betas, all of you

hi I'm from /v/. I thought one of you guys might be responsible for this chain though. enjoy

>>30903999
That reminds me, why isn't there an MLP dating sim in the works?

>>30903987
Uh, what? I'm a guy and I thought 'cockslut' meant she would, y'know, only accept cocks for pleasure.

If I wanted a mindbroken whore, I'd want the deluxe model.

>>30904014

>>30903935
Not if it's a mirror universe clone of you.

>>30903881
Ah, found it.

>>30903923
I'd download a pony, but why would I install that add-on?

>>30904030
What, like Mirror, Mirror?

...goatee pony, why has this not been done before?

>>30904030
Thanks bro

>>30904020

I'd pony pony

Have we had our daily dose yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=fvwrel

>>30904032
Because it's abstinent.

>>30903990
Keywords being "is now." I would've disagreed with you before, but Luna Eclipsed put her right at the top of the list.

Now, where are my adult!Luna/Discord fics? I need some mind rape, some rape rape, and a couple other kinds of rape that I can't think of right now.

>>30903923
Can I install the addon into myself and be the pony's sex slave?

>>30904061
WONDERFUL.

>>30904058
Any time.

>>30904064
...Faceless, look who you're talking to.

>>30904030

>Celestials cannot breed with Fiends

bullshit. i happen to know exactly what happens when they do. humans.

>>30904071
that'd be like patching world of warcraft with a duke nukem update.

aka INCOMPATIBLE

>>30904093

>>30904030
Goddamn it, why do Humans get the shit-house luck for being breedable with nearly everything.

Why can't we be good an sterile and fuck whatever we wanted without pregnancy risks?

>>30904090
Nope, half dragon Mary Sues.

>>30904108
Because the species would die off in a generation.

Dumb fuck.

>>30904096
I'd consider going Alliance if I could make the game explode in gore and tits with my character grunting "HAIL TO THE CHIEF, BABY."

Ah, to be eight an playing DN3D again.

>>30904096
In that case... can I use the addon as leverage to get the pony to do whatever I want with their personality still intact?

That would be much sexier in my mind.

>>30904108
Because Bards.

Anymore sick ponies?

>>30904120
Every other species we could fuck with reckless abandon while not being sterile with other humans, dumb fuck.

>>30903996
I'm trying to get past how Twilight sounds... but it's not even close.

>>30904122
No.

No more questions, I told you, this isn't something you can think outside the box for. Either you do, or you don't. simple as that.

>>30904128
hnnnggg

goddamn yellow quiet is too cute.

>>30904108
It's like how dwarves are always short, hairy guys and aliens are always guys with rubber foreheads. We get the amazing superpower of being able to breed with everything. You can't break tradition

>>30904120
I do believe he's talking about 'with other species', not within his own species.

>>30904142
Yeah I couldn't get far into that video. I wish it just made the DOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOT noises like in the games when they talked.

>>30904134
Human have impressive genetic variability. Removing this factor would result causing breeding between humans... disturbing.

>>30904128
Yes indeed, more sick ponies would be intriguing.

Sick Pinkie Pie, anybody? Feel free to fill in your own details like how bad it is, how much worse it'll get, and how desperate the situation gets as you try to take care of her and shit keeps hitting the fan.

Rinse and repeat for the other five.

>>30904174
no we don't

not any more than any other life would have

>>30903923
Part 1, yes, part 2, no. Whilst ThatIsMyFetish.png, there's no way I'm messing with anything that'd cause permanent issues. Unless perhaps the person actively wanted and requested it...

>>30904170
Yeah, I kinda wish I had a version somewhere without the voices in it.

Then I might be able to enjoy the music and sound effects without the voices ruining it.

>>30904165
Yeah, well, he's bitching and whining, yet the Fiend, Sprite and Dryad have it worse off that humans.

>>30904176
the Beetus

>>30904150

>>30904145
You're doin it wrong

>>30904174
Nonono not an option, not an option. Got to think! Troop eployment on large scale. Prophylaxis ineffective against magic. Fire with fire. Fire versus magic? Ponies allergic to fire? Must research further.

>>30904204
How 'bout something...I don't know, curable?

I like happy endings.

>>30903923
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. These choices are insulting.

>>30904182
...you're right, I'm mistaken.

HUMANS ARE A VERY PRIMITIVE AND BASIC RACE. WE WOULD NOT BE USEFUL FOR LUBRICATION FOR MACHINE/ORGANIC SPACE SEX.

>>30904207

>>30904235
Get that Scott Kurtz faggotry out of here.

>>30904225

Freedom is the right of whichever sentient being has the stronger will and bigger weapons.

>>30904253

>>30904251
oh god celestia lets cuddle all night

>>30904231
the fuck are you on about?

any dominant life form would have had to evolve to be adaptive to the many environments within their planets ecology

>>30904222
but ponies ARE fire

>>30904271
they roast themselves?

>>30904268
...go and pirate Mass Effect 2 for the love of Aria.

>>30904253
And yet here you are arguing with a transformer

>>30903869
Juice you lovable fucker.

>>30904278
ponies being spitroasted? sexually?

>>30903482
Snips falling in love with his best friend Snails

>>30904302
Holy shit.

Celestia turned Luna into a scarf. That's fucking hardcore

>>30904300

>>30904302
Dude that's

Fucked.

>>30904285

You don't intimidate me very much Optimus, because my views aren't going to sway yours. You're going to continue believing what you believe, and even if I threaten to kill all of you, you would still try to preserve my life.

You could not be any less intimidating.

>>30904302

That is fashionably cruel. A rare combo.

>>30903343
>>mfw someone who only previously drew humanized draws on model pony porn for the first time
Who was this, anyway?

>>30904302
This is either an incestuous show of affection, or the cruelest punishment I've ever seen

>>30904314
If banishing them to the moon doesn't work...

also this

>>30904332
Megasweet, Disco, Slugbox.

>>30904332
Unless I'm mistaken, Slugbox.

>>30904327
My will is strong, my weapons could tear through your defenses in an instant. Yet you still choose to defy my views.

Enjoy your freedom.

>>30904356

I don't understand. Those flash rpg-sex'venture games are stupidly easy to make. Really, really shocked we haven't seen more

>>30904314
If it was luna it'd still have eyes or a face or something

>>30903996
OKAY
I could tolerate Twilight's voice being off

Dash's voice is horrible. Can't stand watching it anymore.

>>30904378

They invented the spoon a long time ago, Anon.

>>30904378
Luna is large enough that you wouldn't need to use the face

>>30904364

brb, checkin someone's tumblr ...

>>30904374
and of course I forget the google searched image of myself

>>30904374

>my weapons could tear through your defenses in an instant

That's a hypothesis, and it's one I'm willing to bet my life on.

I am a crazy motherfucker.

>>30904411
Just... forget it.

Trust me when I say he does not care.

>>30904381
>today i put...............HOT SAUSE on this cop cake
>AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW ~HIGH~ DO YOU HAVE TO BE JUST TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT..........

Don't die, thread

NEW TOPIC: Does Hasbro pay for the weed Studio B needs to feel right about making the show or do they have to chip in?

>>30904451

>>30904474
That was amazing

i be fuckin up with the spoilers

i wonser if gilda respects celestia

>>30904381
i don't even like mlp but the puns were funny so kudos

>>30904495

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

WIP of that thing I was doing.

>>30904422
so hows marring Derpy going for you?

>>30904522
this is a western. it leads to lullabies

>>30904561

Hotsauce's human Celestia clopfic is finally done.

Date with a Princess Part 1
http://pastebin.com/fMxzRTuT

Part 2
http://pastebin.com/jiGWTj18

>>30904474
>>30904451
>>30904381
>HEY...HEY? I HEARD THAT THERE WAS SOME FAT UGLY APPLDESACK WHO WAS CELSTIAS GIFT TO RAINBOOMS...
>TCH>
>hoof want to know?

>>30903805
Upon meeting myself, I would first suggest talking through my psychological issues. Assuming we're from parallel universes and he's not future me. Of course, if he is, he'd be able to help me with those problems a lot faster.

>>30904611
You just wanted to say "hoof" wants to know, didn't you?

>>30904628
You mean you haven't already worked through your psychological issues by talking to yourself? I've been comfortably insane for years now after doing this.

>>30903805
We would enjoy and Arrogant Bastard, laugh at the shit we went though. We would then become comedians, acting like we are twins.

>>30904547
Not bad, man. If I didn't know you, I'd say it looked nearly done.

Can't wait to see the finished product.

>>30904687
>Twilight's dress imitates wings.

>>30903805

We would bring the fall of civilization and reshape the world in our image.

Eventually. I mean, taking down society is hard, man. There's no rush or anything, we can do it tomorrow. Or maybe the next day. We could watch ponies together while we wait, though.

>>30904611
>>30904474
>>30904451
>>30904381
>AHA, the sport pile doesnt stop from getting taller.

>>30904599
why thank you

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

>>30904711
Double questing power?

Speaking of questing: what the hell are you still doing awake? Don't you have a court appearance today?

>>30904770
>court appearance today
for being a shitty tripfag?

>>30904770

I do, at 10AM. So right now I'm looking at roughly four hours of sleep and a lot of coffee; much like most of my nights before work days.

I am a very irresponsible person. Anyway, yeah, I'm going to bed now.

>>30904560
Only the dead can be free from this pain

>>30904770
SICK FUCKING BURN

HOLY SHIT

>>30904815
wish granted

>>30904845
Yeah, Ok Starscream

How about this, YOU can be leader once the DINOBOTS get written back into canon. hah, as if

>>30904879
I hate this family!

>>30904758
Time to enter the dream world and spend the morning hugging poni non-sexually :3

I am confused about the turn this thread has taken

>>30904845
>>30904893
Now what are you doing here?

>>30904906
AUTOBOTS

>>30903859
jailbait you are the best of men

>>30904920
FUCK EVERYTHING!

>>30904931
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

>>30904969
I WILL TAKE THE FORM OF... A PONY

So when do you guys think Transformers Prime and FiM will get a crossover episode?

>>30904984
AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD

>>30904984

>>30904990
LETS SEE

>>30905012
Man that isn't even a date

>>30905021
NEVEREMBER!

>>30904984

>>30905002
that looks like a funking dog

>>30904969
oh grate Primes here and Starscream is flying away...sigh Decepticons! retreat!

>>30904990
>Transformers Prime and MLP.
I was unaware that the Transformers franchise needed such a boost.

>>30905034
And thus, Derpy was abandoned by her husband.

Oh well, she still has her best friend Carrot Top

>>30905034
>Starscream flying away.
Now be honest, did you expect him to do any less?

>>30904990
"Bumblebee, Arcee, the Ground Bridge is malfunctioning!"

-KAZAP-

"What th'hay is goin' on here?"

"Wicked! It's like some secret underground base!"

"Are those horses?"

--- many hours later ---

"Dear Princess Celestia: It's hard finding out that someone you thought was a friend was just using you. But in learning the truth, I learned who my real friends are, and along the way, made a few new ones. Yours truly, Orion Pax."

>>30905062
>best friend
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

>>30905062
What are you talking about? Megatron still loves her.

http://pastebin.com/U9svdhbq

>>30905034
>surprised by Starscream running away
i was never even a transformers dude and even i knew that shit was going to happen, megatron. shape up, man.

>>30905072
TERSE
I HAVE A SECRET MESSAGE FOR YOU

"Who should I give my last ticket to the gala to?

All my friends had good reasons. Applejack, Rarity, Starscream.... UGH I CAN'T DECIDE"

She gave it to starscream and during the Gala he betrayed her to gain the elements of harmony but then celestia showed up and he ran away like a bitch

>>30905082
what is this secret message? i am curious, though i have the strangest feeling i know what it'll be...

>>30905102
GUESS

>>30905100
damnit Twilight! rule #1! DON'T GIVE STARSCREAM ANYTHING!

>>30905117
celestia disapproves of me because i am a fag, right?

>>30905100
They really should have seen that coming. He spent all episode loudly talking about how he will overthrow Celestia one day

>>30905128
YOURE A CLEVER FAG TERSE

>>30905067
Twilight, Ratchet, and Raf discussing arcane physics
Rainbow, Pinkie, and Miko rocking out
Fluttershy and Bulkhead enjoying each others company
Optimus, Jack, and Applejack talking about leadership and teamwork
Rarity, Arcee, and Bumblebee locked in an awkward silence
Agent Fowler and Spike just watching the whole mess unfold

>>30905062
pppft everyone knows THAT'S who he want back to when he calls for a retreat, he comes home, slumps in his chair, pets Dinky and asks how her school work is coming, and Derpy kisses his head and tells him how brave he is

>>30905128
Just shut the fuck up already.

>>30905153
Megatron asks if they are ready for the hot nuts!

CONSIDER:

Friendship is real.

Friendship is magic.

Magic therefore has the characteristics of friendship.

Magic is real.

>>30905165
The Great and Powerful Trixie demands that Starscream do something, so she can do it better!

>>30905176
I HAVE CONSIDERED THIS THOROUGHLY
AND COME TO THE FOLLOWING CONCLUSION:
PONIES!

>>30905181
whatashocker!

>>30905176
Your syllogism depends on friendship being a form of magic, and not merely being metaphorically magical.

>>30905176
That's lame. "Magic is in the heart of every person and smile of every child" lame

>>30905177
Airachnid discovers that griffons are tougher than they look.

>>30905190
I FUCKING HATE YOU
SO
MUCH

>>30905189
>>30905193
All I'm saying is that if you happen to have a bunch of friends on hand who exemplify the forms of friendship, you might be able to shoot beams of light at evil things.

>>30905176
Magic is pretty damn worthless then.

>>30905204
Soundwave....creeps everyone the fuck out!

>>30905154
"He'll be back. He ALWAYS comes back. I want him to come back. Please can he come back?"
"Megatron...I miss you..."

>>30905190
God damnit I hate Pip.

>>30905212
But where am I going to find such perfect archetypes? And how can I convince them practice the mystical arts with me?

>>30905217
damnit woman I'm right behind you!

>>30905153
The Princesses have a tea party with Primus, and Discord shares a milk of glass with Unicron.

>>30905241
Knockout and Rainbowdash see each other in a gay club, both act like they never met latter

>>30905153
>Rarity, Arcee, and Bumblebee locked in an awkward silence

Hah!

>>30905231
Generally, I think that's what cults are for.

Haven't you ever walked in on a cult, where they have the lights out, and nothing but candles, and they're being really honest and generous with each other, in hopes of summoning a 9th level planar demon?

>>30905264
man we should totally form a cult

>>30905283
>>30905283
I AM ALREADY A COLT

>>30905283
>fandom

>>30905283
We always talk about doing it, but no one ever does anything

AND THEN GRIMLOCK

>>30905217
he wasn't your date at the Gala!

>>30905300
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GRIMLOCK

>>30905292

>>30905313
GRIMLOCK NO CARE WHAT YOU SAY

GRIMLOCK STAYS

>This thread

Shitty fanbase is shitty.

>>30905337
OH YEAH?!

>>30905283
>bronies

>>30905343
Shitty fanbase was always shitty fanbase

>>30905348

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>30905343
Gee, what tipped you off?

Was it the constant MLP reaction image derails, the massive amounts of porn produced every day, or all the shitty fan videos?

>>30905361
I AM THE FUCKING IRON PONY
SO FUCK YOU

>>30905363

I just came to the sudden realization that no matter how hard we say we're not bad as ponychan, jesus fuck we're worse.

>>30905369
ME AM GRIMLOCK

ME AM KING

>>30905375
i find the easy thing to do is to not constantly compare us to them

>>30905379
Am forget face

>>30905388
YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH!

>>30905375
It's true. The fandom is awful.

It's a good thing the cartoon is still good.

>>30905401
WAIT WHAT THERES A FUCKING CARTOON!?

>>30905396
Power of Friendship!?

GRIMLOCK

DEFEATED

>>30905401
>>30905380
>>30905375
Why do you think I derailed this shit with Transformers

>>30905420
But transformers is not a good show

>>30905425
I still love reading the canon, shit is gold. Also that fall of cybertron game is looking amazing.

>>30905413
ALWAYS WORKS!

>>30905413
oh for the love of- Grimlock! shut up! we are on there turf! you can not win!

>>30905283
Sounds good.
So, on the agenda:
What do we call ourselves?
What color should the robes be?
And what are we trying to summon, anyway?

>>30905449
Fight not over.

We return later.

>>30905468
/co/ltists
Robes range from all mane 6 colors, with respective cutie marks
we summon nar-sie of course

>>30905476
I WILL ALWAYS BE READY AND WAITING

>>30905587
We could all just kill ourselves at the same time.

a wild bump appears

>>30905623
ITS SUPER INEFFECTIVE!

>>30903923
I like the resistance at first though, winning them over is part of the fun. Plus I wrote a script in gayLisp to use occasionally with ponies futa.dong

>>30905681
GOD I HATE CL SO MUCH

>>30905681
No sir, I don't like it.

pony should ice cream

>>30905681
Sir, kindly leave and never return.
CL Is a terrible artist.

>>30905697
>>30905681
>>30905699
GOD I AM FULL OF RAGE RIGHT NOW
I'M FILLED TO BURSTING IS HOW FULL OF RAGE I AM