Quaker Oats doesn't count as oatmeal

If Pinkie Pie eats her oats and is still tubby, does that means that she's neglecting her squatz?

>>30886149
>black girl in the bush

>>30886150
Klondike doesn't count as an artist.

>>30886149
I approve.

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>30886093
>Topic: Seriously, Hasbro, make some on-model plushes already.
I doubt they ever will.

Sorry for spamming the thread, I have that feel and it was good to get some support.

>>30886204
But these ones are SOOO cute

>>30886191
I'd still hit it so hard that she'd end up going crosseyed.
Moreso.

As someone who rarely frequents this board, and his generally avoided the whole pony culture, can you guys explain to me honestly what the point is?

If you want to watch a childrens cartoon with some clever wit and slightly more subtle adult humour, why not watch early Spongebob or Megas XLR?

If you're just doing this to be part of a community, why not go to a dedicated forum, or do something useful with your time?

Or if you're just jumping on the "LULZ BRONIEZ WE ARE BROS FO LIFE I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HATE PONIES JUST CUZ U CANT BE IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INER CHILD IM UNIQUE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE" mentality, why not consider suicide?

I ask this seriously, because honest to god, I have no idea if this is a clever self-referential in-joke about sheep mentality or if you're actually serious.

>>30886157
Time to bring ponies to /fit/

Say...does anyone have any fanart of Zecora in her halloween...I mean Nightmare Night...outfit? On another zebra-related note, I missed the hubbub about the new episode, having only seen it yesterday. What's the ideas for Zebra Magic? Or whatever it was Zecora did during her story?

>>30886191
Blasphemer!

>>30886176
...mean

Dinosaur is best pony.

>>30886230
>why not watch early Spongebob or Megas XLR?
Who says I don't?

>You will never suck a fat, throbbing pony cock

<- They should learn.

BUT THEN AGAIN! CAN'T PAY THOSE CHINESE PEOPLE MONEY!

:D

I will now draw Carrot Top.

>>30886230
I greatly enjoy the cuteness the show brings.

It's a nice distraction from the real world.

>>30886230

>why not watch spongebob or megas XLR

You seriously think we only watch ponies all day erryday? Or only come to /co/ for ponies?

>>30886150
Don Ko drew porn of your waifu Klondike

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/731522#search=My_Little_Pony

>>30886233
Trixie's been lurking there for a while now.

>>30886230
Because it's a good show.

Deal w/ it nerd

>>30886215

Do it!
You will regret not doing it.

The final solution to your problems, it is 100% effective.

>>30886230
People watch a show, they like it, they want to discuss it.

It's not that hard of a concept.

>>30886230
>why not watch early Spongebob or Megas XLR

I have time for both, ya know.

>>30886281
>I will now draw Carrot Top.
sweet

>>30886230

New Spongebob is just as good as Early Spongebob.

>do something useful with your time
>from a tripfag

>>30886354

>>30886230
I came into this show expecting a few ironic chuckles at how bad it was and was genuinely surprised by how pleasant it was. I tend to stick with things that surpass my expectations so well. Aside from that the /co/mmunity for ponies are pretty chill guys, and make lurking /co/ slightly better.

That and i greatly enjoy watching pure, innocent things become corrupted. The fanbase has done that with surprising efficiency.

>>30886339
i thought you left /co/ mito.

>>30886303
Rarity is not my waifu. What are you talking about?

Seriously its about time. The DD were the closest to rapist the show ever got yet they have nothing to show for it

>>30886369

It ain't that bad.

>>30886246
Here you go.

>>30886354

>new spongebob
>good

>>30886246
You mean the glowing green dust that created holograms?

Clearly it's some kind of nanotechnology.

>>30886372
>I came into this show expecting a few ironic chuckles at how bad it was and was genuinely surprised by how pleasant it was

Stop being me Anon.

Ditzy Doo and Muffins.

That is all.

>>30886407
But Anon, we are all Anon.

>>30886372
Corrupting things is something we have become very efficient at.
You would never pull the wings off of an innocent fairy.

But on ponies you would.

>>30886230
I hate Spongebob's aesthetic. M:XLR is a giant robot show, and also old hat.
The closest thing to it is probably Phineas and Ferb, but that's formulaic and doesn't have enough ADVENTURE.
In short, MLPFIM is a good show and I can't really think of anything on TV that matches it.

>>30886402

What's not to like?

>>30886426
And then Anonymous was an Anonymous

>>30886215
is this the naked picture I missed?

>>30886426
Maybe I could be your Anon tonight?

>>30886230

As someone who usually frequents this board, but who has also generally avoided the whole pony culture, and who has never seen a single episode of the show, I have to ask - do you realize that the questions you asked are general enough that I can either ask the exact same questions, or similar ones, of nearly every single online fandom for almost any show ever made?

MLP is popular, and the popularity obviously turned at least a bit faddish, but really, any time you get more than a few people together who obsess over any given show, it's going to seem somewhat annoying or pointless to people who don't actually like the show.

>>30886428
I would shred a fairy to pieces and be happy about it.
I wouldn't touch a pony.

>>30886426
Except me.
It's an inoperable birth defect.

>>30886332

I agree with you!

>>30886406
That would be pretty sweet....but scary.

>>30886428
Lyra'sPetHuman.jpg

>>30886432

The episodes struggle to be funny and Spongebob's different voice wears thin on my nerves.

>>30886230
>implying all ponyfags fap to ponies
>implies /co/ are all virgin neckbeards
>implies everyone has the same interest

0/10

No, seriously, go choke on a dick. Get out of your basement and meet other people and not the ones inside your window box.

>>30886384
because they are ugly and all the rape fetishists are too busy raping fluttershy or getting raped by trixie's gratuitous fanon

>>30886506
But all the rapist in hentai are ugly. They are either old horny men or fat stinky guys. What gives?

>>30886505
Wow, bro. You're pretty mad there.

OK, so the main reason you guys watch it is because it is a simple depiction of happiness and friendship, and is just generally rather cute?

So where did the "brony" extremism come from (i've seen that horrifying pizza hut video)? Do you guys relate to those people? Do you like/hate them?

>>30886505
Calm down

>>30886505
He never implied any of those things. Save the kneejerk reactions for those who don't politely and reasonably ask their questions, please.

>>30886535
I don't know

I herd Spongebob in this thread.....
jk

>>30886246
>zebra magic
>implying Zecora doesn't have perfectly mundane tricks stacked so far up her sleeves that she can live in the Giant Monster Forest and take on main characters in a six-on-one fight.
>despite not even having sleeves

>>30886538
Well you're from Australia or Austria or something, so...

>>30886538
Yeah...take a chill pill...

Oh yeah! Did anyone catch the shark-on-butt viking pony in Luna Eclipsed?

http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/11799560896/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp05-with-timestamps

>13:33 Don’t bully my wife!
>13:33 No way she’s MY wife

>21:08 Princess Celestia is my wife

>>30886570
and?

>>30886577

ahahaha
i love those translations

>>30886577
>Japan

>>30886547
Ponychan/Equestria Daily, and no. Nooooooooooooooo.

>>30886463

I'm pretty sure that no one will miss you.

>>30886562
>Anonymous doesn't have all the answers.
What is the point of even existing anymore then? What hope do i have?

>>30886493

Different voice? Voice actors voices change, dude. You can't really complain about that. Besides, it's the same guy.

TOPIC: HOOFS

are they soft or hard
can hoof bend
do they have bones
how can pony hold
are they shaped like marshmallows or are they concave
do they get smelly or dirty like feets
do they need to be trimmed like nails or are they more like pillowy stumps
are they sexy
how good would they feel on your dick
etc.

>>30886610
before you stop existing, draw that colgate picture

>>30886547
>Ohthosefaggots
Yeah, we try not to get associated with those guys.
They're crazy.

>>30886590
So your opinions are upside down.

Or not if its Austria, in which case, I'm sorry for judging you.

>>30886576
Yup, we all did. Afraid it was lost on me, but apparently it was a Jaws reference.

>>30886547
/co/ liked ponies before it was a fad, because it's a good show, not because it was a fad.

The culture you're referring to, the bronies, first crept up on /b/ once it turned into a fad. These people are into it for the fad. Many self-admittedly don't watch the show. And, when challenged on it, fail to know the details of the show.

How do I feel about these people? I couldn't care less.

>>30886624
I'm working on it. I had to do school shit

who here loves pinkie

New Spongebob is awful, I hope MLP as a series ends before it gets as bad as spongebob has become

>>30886489
>Using the wrong filename

>>30886651
I do, I suppose. Why do you ask?

>>30886651
We all agreed that Pinkie sucks after the last episode was aired.

>>30886547
Feels kinda like beating a dead horse with these questions.

Yes.
Just like any meme, it proliferated and spread to other sources and sites, from /co/ to /b/ to Know Your Meme to Memebase. It was inevitable.
No.
General hate, on the basis that we mostly leave our interest in the show to the Internet. When you let it seep into the real world, then it becomes an issue.

>>30886662

Why the SpongeHate?

>>30886093
I am Hasbro.

No. You get no on-model plushies.

>>30886606

Basically yes.

>>30886628
>Judges someone based on their country of origin.
Ha ha, what a dumbass.

>>30886696
HASRBOS RUINING THE SHOW AGAIN

why don't you freaks get a job, get a girlfriend, lose the fat and get a life. sheesh you're the most saddest bunch of weirdos I've ever seen. PS liking this stuff is abnormal and also pathetic. sage.

>>30886639
This. For lack of a better phrase, and I apologize in advance...

"We liked MLP:FiM before it was cool."

>>30886695
Because everything new is awful.
No but seriously, post-movie Spongebob is shit.

>>30886675
Typical klondike strawman

>>30886738
lol posting on 4chan
get the fuck out

Post the mlp links please.

>>30886749

How?

>>30886738
You should've made a new thread for this since it fits all of /co/

>>30886547
It's a good show with a very engaging fanbase that never runs out of ideas and a supportive development team.

There's just a lot of things to like and be a part of with this show. That and bronies never cease to amaze me

Extremism? It can come from anywhere! I can't really say I relate because it's not my whole life (though a rather good part about it). Plus, it's pretty pathetic when it's pushed to such extreme

>>30886738
1/10
See me after class.

>>30886731
Luckily that criticism is coming from Australia and will swiftly fall downward into space, or get poisoned.

>>30886766
>>30886743
Hee hee, nice timing.

>>30886372
When did I post that?!

>>30886749
Who put you on the planet? UGH.

>>30886723

So do it, now!

Everything will be fine over there, you have everything to win and nothing to lose!

>>30886757
I would light strawmare Applejack and catch her on fire as she screams trying to take her costume off and then jumps into the bobbing tub nonsexually

>>30886230
>>30886230

This show is just a feel-good show. I've never felt so happy watching a show before.

>>30886738
Aren't you the same guy who bitched and complained about a dinosaur thread on /co/?

>>30886547
We hate them a lot, they're mostly the community around Equestria Daily, even ponychan's usually better than those fags.

To the previous question, I like FiM more than Spongebob or other generally good cartoons because while it is really well done, it does add the cute factor, plus the community can always surprise me with new, awesome stuff, be it fanart, music, or even games.

>>30886792
>Thinks the universe is up/down
Man, you're sounding more and more retarded
And I'm looking more retarded for responding.

>>30886696
And the on model toys are being produced.
But will not be available in your country.
And will be labeled as ammunition for shipping costs.

So the mods just deleted the old thread.

>>30886356
oh boy!

Just noticed that!

HAHAHA WHAT A FAG!

>>30886850
How do you know it was mods?

>>30886828
Pssst. I think he may be making a joke. Just FYI.

>>30886804
Are you Iram? I first saw it on FiMchan I think you were drunk

>>30886828
He's not sounding retarded at all, he's trolling you and he's doing a very good job at it. Well actually he's not but you're still dumb enough to respond.

>>30886850
It could have been the OP, you know.

>>30886828
Yes. Yes you are. You should really stop you know.

>>30886863
I assume he is leading me on.
But I like arguing with people I've never met and never will/

>>30886781
For one, I don't find it nearly as funny anymore. It tries to be funny, but just isn't. Spongebob and Patrick are also fifty times more moronic and annoying than before, Plankton's fall as a comedic villain is just taking him down lower, but the nail in the coffin was Squidward getting his toe nail painfully and graphically torn out.
I could not ever watch an episode of post-movie Spongebob after that without being reminded of that scene.

>>30886738
>Saging MLPG

>>30886457
all of my love and tolerance

>>30886889
I didn't know we we're arguing, I thought I was making Australia jokes.

You must have taken one too many hits on the head from Drop Bears

>>30886889
You aren't really arguing. Calling each other retards over and over again isn't considered an argument.

>>30886794
Either I need glasses or Discord is in this thread I did not see that post.

Hi guys.

>>30886811

Thank you.
Good bye.

>>30886930
You must me new to the internet

>>30886230
The appeal it has for me comes from several things. A large part because it's a generally 100% upbeat and happy show that's simple but has nods to other things I like, and very little of the sort of humor that can weird me out. Add in that, honestly, it's pretty well done and is backed by a production team that genuinely gives a shit about it and it's something that just sorta wormed under my skin. It's far from my only like or hobby though, and people parading around irl in huge pony shirts and shit still make me wince.

>>30886952
Sup Herpyderpy

>>30886889
Yeah bullshit.
We know you crazy fuckers are going to start invading countries like vikings, pillaging and raping everything in sight.
Riding kangaroos and shit.

>>30886926
Don't joke about the dropbears, they're deadly creatures.

>>30886952
Hi dere

>>30886903

I thought that was a bit disturbing, but not as much as MOAR KRABS.

>>30886952
sup brah

>>30886952
Bye.

>>30886547
We don't care to explain. GTFO or lurk moar.

>>30886976
Nothing much. Feeling pretty lonely as per usual. How about you, anon?

Nobody came to Derpy's party today

>>30886967
I am actually. Just got here today. Where's my soda and eleven year old girl?

>>30886978

>MFW I successfully get Desktop Sweetie Belle to stalk Rover and he cowers when she comes by.

This is the best thing ever. Desktop Ponies ftw

>>30887015
cool that attitude down bro

>>30886964
>>30886811
>>30886723
>>30886606
>>30886463
>>30886332
>>30886215

Hugbox, 4chan style.

>>30887018
>that feel when no gf

>>30887023
>implying we didn't have a party after you left

It was great for obvious reasons

>>30887018
Please stop talking about your day, this thread isn't a blog.

>>30887015
Some of us do, quit being such an ass

>>30887032
draw female Discord

>>30887032
Oh yeah! I require the following DPs...huh...never shortening that again...

Updated luna
Pip
The chariot pegasus Luna had
and Chicken Pinkie

Do any of these exist yet?

>>30886952

>hi
>HI
>hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KINDA PONYCHAN /b/ CIRCILE JERK EQUSITRAL DAILY BRONY PARASPRITE VARIOUS OTHER BUZZWORDS AASD;KLJA;LJFSD;LKJAJSDF;LKJDL;AJ

hello.

>>30886547
Yeah we hate bronies and especially anyone involved in that video in any way, shape, or form.
And the word "brony" is just a mesh up of "bro" and "pony." I think it originated on /co/, but for a long while now, we've rejected the name.

Dear Hasbro, please sign a deal with Kotobukiya and make some high quality figurines starting with human 80s Cheerilee.

I will throw money at you.

Do pegasus ponies look at Rarity's wings the same way we'd look at a girl with a boob job: Obviously augmented, but in the same time unable to turn away?

>>30887102
And she flaunts them like the wore she is.

>>30887079
Is her horn impaling that poor bird D:

>>30887074
There's a Desktop Pony thread in the projects board on Ponychan, check there or desktopponies.co.cc

>>30887099
I second this, so long as them follow it up with a Humanized Luna. Nightmare moon (with a remake of the ruins? Please??)

If someone could make some Derpy bondage, it would cheer me up

I love Ditzy Doo, she's my favorite not-Littlepip character in Fallout Equestria!

>>30886952

Hello, what's up?

>>30887159
The squishiest most adorable little abomination.

>>30887157
here you go, it's pretty risque though

>>30887157

You're a sick fuck and you don't belong here.

I'm 100% serious. You're fucking disgusting.

>>30887150

Nigger Luna, and that is why I hate humanized Ponies.

>>30887183
This is without question.

>>30887051
You don't have to be bitter and angry just because you had a bad day, anon.

Don't pass your bad mood onto others.

Relax.

>>30886741
I hate to say it but I honestly don't think this is true. At least for the majority of people here. I think there's very few people here that were here for the original threads. I know I wasn't and I'm not gonna pretend I was. A better thing to say would be that we just like the show. Cause we do. Whether it's cool or not.

>>30887186
Should've used lube.

>>30886271

Reality is so cruel.

>>30887207
fuck off, some days, my bad mood is all I have

>>30887207
I'm not being bitter or angry. This thread isn't your place to tell others about your day. These threads aren't your /b/ threads, assuming you came here from them.

>>30887213
For the record it's definitely not cool

>>30886271

Actually, you can.

>>30887207
God damn it. ponies getting banned on /b/ was terrible just because it brought shit like this to /co/ threads.

Pony scale.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/76466

>>30887251
If these people really want to talk to others about how their days have been whilst posting pony reaction images they really would be better off at ponychan. /chat/ and /oat/ are exactly like the /b/ threads.

>>30887223
Then get some burritos or coffee

/badmood

>>30887285
>this

Morning /co/, what's good?

>>30886384
Ugh Klondike you need to stop bugging me to draw you Diamond Dog rape

We have never seen a prison in the show.

It is possible that the Moon there is like Australia?
Criminals establishing a society...

>>30887266
So much free time..

>>30887202

I didn't know there were MLP fans on Stormfront.

>>30886281
I would be far more likely to buy merchandise from Hasbro if they made stuff like this instead of cheap molded plastic.

>>30887159
My little Zombie...My little Zombie...
Aaah Aaaaah AAAAAHHHAAAAAAAHAHHHH!
(My little zombie...)
I used to wonder if the blast killed me
(My little zombie...)
'till I realized I became a ghoulie.

Rotting faces
Peeling skin
Creeping to the subway
Lurk within

Put your guns down, I'm a-okay
But I'll probably be feral one day, HEY!

(My little zombie...)
Really wishing I could be your best...
FREEEEENNNNNNNNNNNDSSSSS

>Directed by Lauren Faust

>>30887304
I'm not that guy, or racist but something about black twilight just bugs the fuck out of me.

its cause shes black

>>30887304
Unf...that picture.

>>30887296
hello gg

do you enjoy draw more dolls

because it;s very likley someone might ask for a mr.cake doll

pinkie would totally have the mr and mrs cake dolls have sloppy doll makeouts

>>30887251
> canned hate
I'd partake, but I try to stick with fresh-cut hate. It's better for you in the long run, and doesn't have BPA leeching from the can liner.

>>30887299
You know that Want it Need Spell?

Well, there's a whole department of unicorn bureaucrats specializing in subtly affecting the minds of the subjects of Equestria so that criminal and deviant thoughts never enter their heads.

We've seen one before, in the background. Her cutie mark symbolizes her ability to pacify other ponies into a blissful stupor. Bonbon is her handler.

>>30887301
Not really, took me about 15 minutes to organize the data once i had the screencaps. And the screencaps didn't take that long, since i knew which scenes i was going for.

>>30887304

Not a stormfag, it just make less sense.
The moon is the palest thing you can see but on the other hand celestia is white.

Actually, yeah Imma a racist.jpg

Seriously? Derpy's in FO:E?

>>30887251
Wait what?
Ponies were banned of /b/...again? For good?

>>30887343
It's a magical kingdom full of characters who physically manipulate clouds and have telekenisis. Surely it's not that much of a stretch of the imagination to believe a black character can have an interest in reading?

>>30887251
>>30887223
>>30887238
Gee, I give up on you bunch.

>>30887312
I love you.

>>30887362
but who can stand up to this? Should it even be challenged? Who's to say this isn't a better way?

>>30887360
bullshit, canned hate is just as good you priss.

>>30887368
The alternate version, for you anon. Both versions colored by the same guy.

>>30887368
>>30887304
It's pretty easy since the show has actually showed us the equivalent of dark skinned humans. They're the zebras. Ponies are white, like, all of them.

>>30887353
>because it;s very likley someone might ask for a mr.cake doll
that's silly
everyone knows mrs cake is the doll in this relationship
if you know what I mean

guess I'll work on my backlog of requests then

>>30887395

Keep liberalism out of this.
You libs have absolute control over the world, please let MLP free.

>>30887411
For cooking, yeah, but if you want to put it in a salad or as a finger food it just doesn't work. It's like saying canned spinach is the same.

Fresh hate gives you Popeye powers.

>>30887391
Sorta. Moot made a post telling them to go to ponychan or FIMchan; didn't actually cap it or anything, and I'm not remembering it well; hopefully someone can go into further detail for me.
It doesn't really seem to have done anything though; the pony threads seem to be going on just as they always have there, as far as I can tell.

>>30887299
The moon is a nightmarish place filled with carnivorous amorphous space horrors. There is no society there, only ragged ponies galloping aimlessly over barren, pitch-black tundras in mindless, pulse-pounding fear until they are eventually tired out and consumed alive.

>>30887410
Ponies should have the right to think for themselves. What those bureaucrats are doing is wrong, and that's why there are ponies out there that fight it - the hourglass ponies, who spend every day trying to find a new way to restore the time they lost under the thumb of an oppressive hypertotalitarian regime.

>>30887407
hehehe Thanks.

>>30887391
Yeah, for a day, shit's normal now

>>30887395
You would think, but 4chan has just made it really difficult for me to believe it.

>>30887343
>>30887368

You are racist.

You may not say it and you may not think it but you're doing it subconsciously. You can't stand Twilight being drawn as a black girl because you either can't or don't want to see a black person portrayed as intelligent.

>>30887416

Black =/= African

So Weaver, I'm happy you've come back to 4chan and all, but will we ever see you in the place where you are the coolest?
/tg/

>>30887402
Either stop treating these threads like the /b/ generals wherein everybody asks each other how their day was or go to ponychan where you can engage in those activities with people who also do the same. They even have the same mentality that you displayed where somebody not approving of your actions must mean they are angry, cynical bitter husks of a person.

>>30887402
Good.

>>30887382
Yep, she's a ghoul.
And awesome.
And it's the only place where I'm okay with her being Ditzy Doo so far.

>>30887457

Oh but it's true.

>>30887450
but is completely free thought really worth losing a utopian society for? Surely if they simply purge the unthinkable, they can create a better world for all of us, while bearing the burden of what they have to do entirely on themselves?

>>30887457
No no no, it just doesn't fit my headcanon. I don't give a fuck if black people are smart or not. I just can't stand to see Twilight black. It just doesn't work for me.

>>30887445
I noticed we've had some more non-contributing tripfags pop up, and other people who haven't gotten used to the difference between /co/ and /b/ threads yet.

>>30887312
>Aaah Aaaaah AAAAAHHHAAAAAAAHAHHHH!
I lol'd

Okay I know how much you guys love hypothetical questions so here's another one.

You are in a room with two buttons, one door, one bulletproof window and a grate in the ceiling.

Pressing the left button will kill the pony you have the most positive feelings to, and it's the only MLPony that exists in the real world, but it will open the door so you can escape. You'll have to watch the pony die in a gruesome way. The right button releases neurotoxin from the grate in the ceiling of your room. The ponys' door opens and it can escape.

What do you choose?

>>30887481
Still longer than LOTR... one background character does not make it worthwhile...

>>30887467
/tg/ sort of chased me off
I mean I left willingly, they wanted me out so I said once RQ was over I'd leave, and I did
No hard feelings but they don't seem to really want me back and I don't have anything for them these days anyway

I always just pictured Twilight as being ambiguously brown or Asian. I thought it was cute.

>>30887509
does it get the same choice? Can I talk to it?

>>30887457

> you either can't or don't want to see a black person portrayed as intelligent.

I don't want to see them in general.

>>30887509
>Implying they wouldn't be caught and killed later on anyway even if I released them

>>30887484
If I were Applejack's brother, I'll rape her every hour

>>30887509
I'd kill myself and save pony.

Two birds with one stone.

>>30887494
But they don't have the right to make that choice, not without the express consent of all ponies who would be affected by such. They have too much power - what if they suddenly become susceptible to greed, malice, ambition? Who could stop them then? Either everyone is equal in suffering and freedom or everyone gives up their individuality. There can be no two ways about it, and the latter would surely destroy every last semblance of their ponimity.

>>30887524
Just know that everything has gone to shit since then.

>>30887500
They really stick out when they say things like, "Lol, time to post ponies," "Newt Gingrich," or just post with a random image with no purpose other than to post an image.

>>30887457
What if I don't want to see a black Twilight simply because I think she's white? It's a really huge stretch to say that I don't want to see a black person portrayed as intelligent. I don't want to see Derpy as black either, because in my headcanon she's the equivalent of a white human. Zecora on the other hand is black, even in my head. Zecora's pretty smart too, she knows all kinds of shit about plants and the wildlife.

>>30887524
/tg/ is too dominated by 40k neckbeards to ever be fun

>>30887509
Choose the right button because I'm a good and selfless human being. God will be pleased by my compassion, forgive all my previous sins and let me into Heaven

>>30887530
No, you're the one with the buttons, it's in a room infront of yours, the window being the divider. And there is no way of communication by conventional means, nor time as air supplies are limited to the opening of the door.

>>30887526
Ditto. Though...i do have a personal preferance towards blacklight sparkle...

I could relate to her more then...

>>30887547
>imageboard

>>30887509

>Implying I can't press both and just walk out with her.

>>30886271
>go to mothelress.com
>dozens of videos of women and men sucking pony cock
AND SO CAN YOU

>>30887550

>>30887500
>newt gringrich

I havent seen much of that but candy-ass is always a good one too.

They allready have the races of:
Unicorn
Earthpony
Pegasus
No need to apply our human racial stereotypes on this show.
It was like some dude who roleplayed Anarchy Pony on a chat. And he talked politics over and over and over and over. While the rest were just trying to have fun.

So fucking retarded.

>>30887548

Unintentional racism.

>>30887572
Nope, that releases the neurotoxin in your room and whatever suitable death for the pony while permanently bolting the doors shut.

>>30887500
I don't go to /b/'s threads

I came here for ponies and that's what I'm gonna get

also, DJ P0n-3 is best background pony

>>30887548
If they're white in your headcanon it's fine, but if you're bitching about somebody else's headcanon then you're probably a dick.

>>30887539
But they ARE above corruption - who is there to bribe them, when bribery is unthinkable? Why do the guards need to be guarded when they have nothing to gain from destroying a utopia? Nobody but them knows - is false freedom, but true happiness, not a high enough victory?

>>30887457
Nah, I don't care much for black Twilight because she's voiced by Tara Strong, who has probably one of the "whitest" voices in the business.

>>30887509
>Implying Derpy wouldn't save me for letting her go free and then we go on to be oddcouple-esque roommates.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/330629826660?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

http://www.ebay.com/itm/330629830831?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

if anyone wants a cheap plushie, these don't look like anyone's gonna bid on them any time soon

maybe this market's just becoming too saturated - http://www.ebay.com/itm/170714384594?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649 only sold for $56

>>30887532

You are a terrible person.

This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>30887558
I don't think I could live with myself for being responsible for genocide. I hit the right button. My favourite pony is Twilight - she'll save me, right?

>>30887647
Great isn't it?

>>30887532

>>30887634
>$25

That's probably why.

>>30887649
That's not part of the deal, I'm afraid.

>>30887607
Yeah, I've seen you around here before. No problem with me. People like that Prusse namefag are a prime example, though. Making posts about "hey guise whats up how was your day mine was great let's talk about it" and then getting defensive when told to cut it out stick out like a sore thumb.

>>30887646

From a liberal I take it a compliment. Thanks!

>>30887633
But how would derpy save you from deadly neurotoxin?

>>30887647
>You will never have consensual mindsex with someone.

If they would just let me in, I wouldn't have to mindrape anyone.

>>30887621
That's just it - what's to stop them from corrupting themselves? And who is to say their control is absolute? What if one of them decides to take action and change the world in a way that they perceive is better? There's no accountability, no representativeness, no discipline - they are allowed to roam unchecked, controlling the world as they see fit. And in a utopia, who is to say there won't be dissent? There are always malcontents and malefactors. What if Lyra decides she wants to be above the rest? Who could stop her? What damage could she cause with a direct line to the general collective consciousness? Freedom is never a price that should be paid for happiness. Liberty, above all, is paramount - for without liberty, what is the point of happiness? Without liberty, where do we go, what do we accomplish?

>>30887633
>>30887649
It's not a SAW-type moral dilemma if the pony saves you afterwards. Option 1, the pony dies, Option 2, you die.

black Twilight is an abomination, if you think otherwise, you are wrong

>>30887509
Probably the right button.

In what genre does the songs in the show fall?

>>30887646
You seem lost.

>>30887509

Sorry Faceless, I can't give an answer. I don't believe in no-win scenarios.

>>30887717
Is bad a genre?

Who here is diggin' the rape, torture, and sex slavery fic about Lauren? I bet she'd love it.

>>30887717
showtunes

>>30887717
Indie rock

>>30887646
Nope, Anon has the right idea...

>>30887734
Link?

Okay..
Say Twilight isn't black, but it being an american show, they HAVE to put one black character as one of the mane six.

If Twilight isn't the key black character then who is? Also Don't say Zecora or Little Strongheart or any of her family. They are not ponies.

>>30887647
>that feel when these pictures aren't in chronological order anymore

>>30887690
Consensual mindsex is my fetish.

>>30887693
Then I die.

>>30887717
Virgin

>>30887717

Dubstep

>>30887752
Fluttershy

>>30887752
Pinkie, obviously.

>>30887607
indeed she is

>>30887689
She a pegasus pony, they can create sonic booms and smash through walls. She'd be able to break down the door or the glass between us.
>>30887693
Those SAW movies SUCK at making inescapable situations and so do you. Next time, don't pick goddamn magical targets.

>>30887717
post-neoprogressive funkdreamjazz psychsoulcore

>>30887693
Except.your entire hypothetical falls right the fuck apart because of one little detail.

>twilight

>>30887752
If they had to have a black character, then the show wouldn't be about ponies anyway. Zecora.

>>30887725
Uhhuh, so AJ's Kirk, Twilight's Spock, Fluttershy's Dr. McCoy, Dash's Scotty, Pinkie's Uhura and Rarity is....

>>30887509

Right button. On top of the horrendous thought Fluttershy's heartrending screams haunting me for life, I don't really think anyone besides close family would miss me. Even if it wasn't a pony, I'd probably save them.

And in the incredibly unlikely event that Fluttershy uses her powers of HEART to save me, I'd be happy as a fat man in a Nutella factory

>>30887730
>doesn't like the songs

Do you even like the show?

>>30887697
Black anything is bad.
Then, it's all RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST, for, against, and trolls.
Learn to leave your skin along with your body at teh entrance before coming in to play.

>People killing themselves to save cartoon ponies

>>30887752
I'd have to say Rainbow Dash.
Cocky, athletic, a bit of a jerk.
Perfect canidate.

Second choice would be rarity because I think I'd die of that voice plus that implied perfectly proportioned and plump posterior pertaining to the prettiest pony.

>>30887774
LOL + 1

>>30887752
Spike, of course.

>>30887730
Only the music you like.

>>30887691
But for what reason would they corrupt themselves? Their society is utopian, they have no need for riches or political influence, because their world is already shaped in the best interests of all. Would you really sacrifice the happiness of a nation on some theoretical crusade? You may think it's not right, but if you'd just voice your concerns, I'm sure you'd come to change your mind

>>30887693
What kind of neurotoxin, is it the shit your pants and slowly suffocate as it paralyzes your muscles kind of neurotoxin, or the keel over and die quickly neurotoxin?

>>30887774
>OST from Virgin Records confirmed

>>30887794
Do i have to play the conventional_means card?
magic-inhibitor horn ring.
geez

>>30887824
2nd.
Sassy kid.
Like Arnold, from Different Strokes.
Or Derpy, 'cause she never appears anyway.

>>30887752
Fluttershy

And she's a Muslim

Double whammy

Guys, I'm so conflicted, who is best pony?
Blue pony that yells a lot or grey pony that makes funny faces?

>>30887524
Hey man, where do you post your stuff other than FA? Do you have a blog or tumblr or whatever?

>>30887362
>>30887410
>>30887450
>>30887494
>>30887539
>>30887621
I read some >fanfiction like this. It's called My Little Time Lord. Twilight Sparkle forces 99.9999% of the universe to become ponies. And they even forgot the meaning of the word "why".

>>30887765
I would let Twilight do whatever she liked to my head, so long as she promised to put it back later
or maybe put it back with a few improvements

>>30887855
Veiled FS.
Not bad.

>>30887848
You witty fuck

>>30887846
It's the shit your pants and keel over dying quickly neurotoxin.

This is Cave Johnson, we're done here.

>>30887840
Don't knock it; that's pretty much what the Libyan revolutionaries did.

>>30887811
>Not committing sudoku to save your pony waifu

The fuck are you even doing here?

>>30887863
Cuddle both, then make up your mind.

>>30887801
Yes and the songs are the worst part.

>>30887785
>>30887607

Mah Zebras

>>30887811
>being willing to commit genocide to save your own skin

>>30887792
Yeah man. Remember that "pound of flesh" challenge? The cleavers were chained down to the table to prevent cheating, okay, but then the people still had their clothes on. Why didn't they just take their clothes off and put them on the scale? Fuck that bothered me so much, of course the writers were getting pretty tired by that point.

>>30887811
>Please be Nathan please be nathan

>>30887863
BLUE YELLER.

>>30887893
>Having a pony waifu
I can say the same to you.

>>30887840
But that's just it - there is no true utopian society when ponies, or humans, are involved. As I said, there will always be dissidents who want to ruin everything. And the fact that voicing my concerns would ultimately result in me changing my mind is evidence enough of an Orwellian thought-policing society that no right-minded pony would ever willingly submit themselves to. They have every reason to corrupt and be corrupted, and though their world may already be shaped in the best interests of "all", is that really the case when some pony-like creatures are forced to live in chaotic forests, and some ponies are bullied by others for being blankflanks? There's a problem there, and someone has to fix it.

>>30887752
ponies dont have race. they just have colorful marshmallow filling.

>>30887607

Sorry for being not politically correct, In my country that is not a fashionable thing, eastern Europe = best Europe.

Ps. why not Derpy thread?

>>30887914
Indeed.
Strobelight Pone is best pone

>>30887893

>suduku

Fuckin lold.

>>30887581
abloo bloo there's a minuscule corner of the internet where i can't plaster my shitty reaction pics of toy ads for girls

>>30887891
I take the neurotoxin, then

>>30887917
>Genocide

>>30887893
>Not committing sudoku to save your pony waifu
>committing sudoku
>sudoku

idontthinksotim.jpg

>>30887923
COME OUT BEHIND THE SHED LUNA

>>30886204
They'd make them in such quantities that you'd see the first batch lining store shelves ten years from now.

>>30887949
I can't agree more

I liked black/Asian TS.
Then all the bitchin for and agasint it pissed me off.

I see race, I am only reminded of bitch assholes and stormfrnt idiots.

ALL WHITE for me.

Zecora speaks in rhymes, rap music consists of rhymes, coincidence?

>>30887852
>>30887891
Oh no, you can't change the rules just because your trap is shit.
Also, you gave us no time limit and bullet proof glass can be bent out of shape to be knocked from its frame. So yeah *wham wham wham wham*. Nice "trap" there buddy.
Me and Derpy are getting some goddamn tacos.

>>30887963
Don't be sad Iron Fad, I'm sure your girl show will be super duper popular soon, you'll see!

What if Big Macintosh was a roody-poo?

>>30887752
it's definitely not rarity. everyone knows she's a neonazi.

>>30887979
nope

>>30887929
>not having a pony waifu

Sure is casuals in here.

>>30887866
The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis is generally a major influence in my understanding of the thingy. I don't know about that, I'm no Doctor Who fan, but I just love the idea.

>>30887998
>roody-poo
I don't know what this means, but I did a spit-take reading it, fuck.

>>30887933
Alicorn = WHITE
Unicorn = Jew
Pegasai = Mexican laborers
Earth Ponies = Niggers

>>30887930
but for them to fix that problem would require far more control than they currently exert - surely that's the opposite of your position? To merely shape the surface of society, rather than to completely control it, for the good of all, is surely one of the most beneficial jobs a pony could ever do? Of course, nobody would ever consent to it, so that's why they must never know. For their happiness to remain intact, they must believe they are free. And they are - they're free to make whatever choice they want. It's just that they don't want to make the bad choices.

>>30887919
I'm about 90% sure that's Nathan.

>>30887988
HEY YOU whatcha writin'?

>>30887969
If she's the only marshmallow pony in the world, it's genocide

>>30887998
>Gold plated teeth
>Instead of "eeeeyup" it would be "Yeh yeh"

>>30887988
the time limit is your air supply, I said that. so have fun increasing your heart rate and breathing heavier as you pound that bulletproof glass out, I'm sure the increasing light-headedness won't inflict your ability to actually you know

attempt busting through it.

>>30886926
laughed my ass off

kudos mate

>>30887977
>>30887914
>>30887949

The DJ pony is awesome, but is she even a background pony? She has never actually appeared in the background- She only ever appeared once, and was in the foreground for her bit. She is more of a one trick pony.

>>30888023
It means he's from /b/. Don't encourage him Terse.

>>30886230
You cannot fathom the concept that we unironically love this show, and in addition, we get the benefits you mention.

>>30887970

>>30887998
He'd still be farming..
Just a different kind of plant.
The reason he wouldn't talk was for holding the smoke in his mouth until his snitch sister passed by..

Oh fuck Black Mac is my neighbor...

>>30887977

>>30887988
Bulletproof glass point is good, but neither of those were changing the rules; we didn't know what situation the pony was in, just that it would die in a gruesome way when the button's pressed and the neurotoxin was just a clarification of what type it actually was.

>>30888023
you realize Sapir-Whorf is considered 99% bullshit these days

>>30888063
indeed, she's in the same category as the Gala quartet, Pony Joe, Mr. Breezy, and the Quill & Sofa guy. As of now, at least.

>>30887941

Why not?

We should stop talking about race and shit.
I feel that we shouldn't talk about in on the internet.

>>30888069
That feel when we literally have this exchange every time someone uses sudoku

>>30888026
Exactly, it is the opposite of my position. They have no right to so explicitly interfere in the thought processes of others. If they want to indoctrinate through a state schooling program or influence through use of the media then by all means, go ahead, we do it enough that I can't hope to argue with it. Nonetheless, shaping the surface of their society in such a way is inherently inponiane, and the fact that you so willingly suggest that the consent would not be provided is evidence enough that it is a morally reprehensible action. Simple as that. And were they under the control of it, they would not do it, in doing so - therefore, in being an action that creates an intrinsic feedback loop, it's wrong.

>>30888063
If she appears again in S2 I will flip my SHIT

>>30887998
More like Big CandyassIntosh amirite

>>30888063
Pfft! I giggled.
But yeah she only really appeared in a brief moment of one episode.
I personally like the SENSATIONAL Sapphire Shores a bit more

>>30887977

I've never been to a rave, but because of Scratch, I just might.

>>30888034
Been moooostly working on that Phoenix Wright game featuring humanized ponies with Candybag.
We're almost done writing the first case and have a shit load of note regarding the main case.

Today I want to work on some overdue requests for a couple of people though.

>>30888043
Or you could, y'know, clone the pony from cells left over from the dead one.

>>30888116
>implying all ponies don't have candy asses.

>>30888073
snitches get stitches

>>30887896
They're fictional, I can't cuddle them to test.
>>30887923
You sir have convinced me! Of course my will bends easily to popular opinion and fads, so it's not hard.

>>30888065
Oh, okay. No worries, then. Thanks!

>>30888093
Is it? I didn't even know that! I was told about it years ago and have just really liked it since. May I ask why? But yeah, if it is, then no worries. Still, it's cool, right? I like it, anyway, even if it makes no sense and is wrong.

>>30887977
>>30887949
>>30887914
And now I love this place more

>>30888115
I find the image of a man reaching into his toilet and throwing his fresh crap into the air because he saw a background horse with the ability to play music appear on a children's tv show hilarious.

>>30888165
Scratch is pretty much my waifu bro

>>30888165
huh, didn't know that was ponyfied.

>>30888111
Yes, it's wrong - but that doesn't make it any less necessary. They take the burden on themselves so that nobody else need know the price that was paid for everybody being truly happy. Because, at the end of the day, is that not the goal of any society? To improve the lives of its citizens?

>>30888115

I remember it being said that there will be more Octavia and Scratch in S2, but I can't remember the source for the life of me.

>>30888101

>>30888184
Now you do

>>30888133
Great to hear that's coming along; I thought it was going to stay dead in the water for quite a while there when they were stuck for a story, given how critical that is to a visual novel style game.

>>30888149
Equestria truly a paradise

>>30888149

What does a candy vag feel like?

>>30888075

CUTIE MARK CRUSADER TURNTABLES YAY!

needs more scratch

>>30888192
>Octavia
How did she even get that name?

>>30888192
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>30888101

Why not?

>>30888216
Your computer screen.

>>30888216
Strawberry milk and chocolate coins.

>>30888216
Like normal vag only stickier. You do know what normal vag feels like, don't you, anon?

>>30887930
You're still thinking like a predator. To ponies, the herd is all, the herd is everything, and the herd is the greater good.

It's independent-minded outliers like the Mane 6 who threaten the harmony of the herd, and things worked out to make them the guardians of harmony.

>>30888050
Sorry, I don't listen to retcons.
You never said limited oxygen, air tight, magical bindings, how big the room is, what the walls are made of, how high the vent is, where it leads to, etc.
Your trap was poorly thought out, much like the SAW movies and using the rules you established, I choose to break it.

But anyway, your crap trap aside, your point is, "Would you die badly for someone else?" Next time just fucking ask that.

>>30888224
Music has octaves and shit