>A whole year

What a long, strange trips its been!

oh okay

Why is Lauren so perfect /co/?

Okay guys, Luna and Celestia are abdicating and you've been chosen the successor, but you have to tenderly make love to your least favourite OC every day for the rest of your eternal life in order to be considered worthy.

Would you do it?

Fuck this I'm out, I have to sleep and try not to dream about ponies
faceless is just trying to make me think unclean thoughts anyway

>>30879964
High charisma, chose STR/CON for dump stats.

>>30879981
So she actually sucks at magic?
Ironic.

>>30879964
Sibsy is way hotter.

>>30879977
so, in reward for doing something id hate, id have top sacrifice my life and become ruler?

shit. no

Is Lauren Faust really a Wiccan?

I miss Dr Foreigner.

>>30880005
You're into ugly chicks, aren't you anon?

Congrats, Derpy!

>>30879964
Nigga, she an apple

>>30880012
I wonder if anyone from that particular thread are still on the generals today?

Is it so hard to make a Derpy figure, Hasbro?

>>30880010

Nope.

>>30879999
Actually, in general WIS and INT are used for spells.

CHA and DEX are used for skills (diplomacy checks, bluffs, bribes, gather information for CHA, use rope, balance, pick lock, etc for DEX)

STR and CON are used for straight fighting.

>>30880012
he's still in the IRC a lot, you know.

>>30880041
I am. Iwas in these threads since september.

>>30880012
I don't.

Trackpad Mcderp was a way better artist.

maybe someone already asked that question, but that day i wasn't around. so, would it be expensive to make one episode complete musical? for example, some spell is casted on ponyville at the beginning of episode and all ponies are starting to sing.

>>30880041

I don't think so.

>>30880010
She believes in bigfoot. I wouldn't put a lot of retarded new age stuff past her.

Guys...

The next episode will be about ponies and their sisters. And since we already know who Applebloom and Seaty Belts sisters are, we're definetly going to be finding out who Scootaloos sister is.

she doesn't have one. She's an orphan. Much bawwing will ensue

>>30880071
Shoot, I remember Trackpad's art, but I didn't even know Dr. Foreigner was an artist. Anyone got a pic of his?

> unfunny strip
> ugly art
> "Mrs. Faust"
> awkward mix of anime and western cartoon style
> garish skin tones
> monocolor/gradient backgrounds
> the dude who drew this probably has an expensive cintiq just like the character in the strip

>>30880099
She's the daughter of Cloudkicker and Boxy. Only child.

>Seaty Belts
At least you didn't call her Sweaty Balls.

>>30880099
>Implying Cheerilee won't tell Scoot she's her sister, and that she's just been kidding with Scoot by making her think she's an orphan

Cheerilee is the best jokester.

>>30880059
Sorcerers need CHA for their spells, and it helps clerics and paladins turn undead among other abilities.

>>30880115
sorry, I shoulda posted a pic with Derpy actually in it.

>>30880113
He drew a suggestive thing with Big Mac and Twilight and some pony skeletons.

>>30880078
No show could ever top Mayhem of the Music Meister. Not even ponies. Just back away, anon. Back away.

>>30880099

Dash will compete with Scootaloo since she doesn't have a sister and everyone will dawww

>>30880099
>She is an orphan

No Gavalanche.

>>30880133
Yeah, I said "in general".

Plus, there's tons of prestige classes that get modifiers based on various stats... it's all a headache. I'm just giving them the newbie version.

>>30880096

Nobody can be perfect...

>>30880150
Pretty much this, like Show stoppers.

>>30880122
no, we call her Sweetie Balls from time to time.

So who is else is watching Applebuck Season?

I still remember how hilarious I thought that first screencap of Derpy was.

Now she's just a constant reminder of everything awful about the fan community.

>>30880078
You mean like Best Night Ever? There were like 3 different songs there.

>>30880150
>>30880099
scottaloo is happi and cute poni

>>30879927
is that fucking hussie

>>30880181
There was only one song in that episode -- At the Gala.

It was just long.

>>30880115
That's not a cintiq, stand is completely diff.
The strip is fail for not actuallyhabing Derpy in it.
Like the faggot was above drawing ponies.

>>30880176
i've actually only ever watched applebuck season once. it's one of the few episodes i can't bring myself to watch again, because it irritates me so much. even griffon the brush-off, i've seen twice.

>>30880195
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJUr7sdFYb4&feature=related

>>30880195
>pony pokey
>Pinkie's party song

>>30880187
No.

Can't you tell by the way his face is not dominated by lips?

>>30880180
>funny jokes become old fast
Wait a while, you'll HIPSTER enough to laugh again.

>>30880212
Nigga are you fo real?

>>30880212
WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

>>30880150
>Dash
>Scootaloo
>NOPE.avi

>>30880212

>>30880230
>>30880233
What's so odd about that?

AJ is my favorite of the mane six, and I don't like Applebuck Season at all.

>>30880235
Watch Show stoppers.

>>30880246
>AJ fan
>He dont like the only AJ episode

Anon, im dissapointed.

>>30880230
>>30880233
>>30880243
you heard what i said. hell, i've seen Green Isn't Your Colour thrice, and Show Stoppers at a grand four times, but Look Before You Sleep, Ticket Master and Applebuck Season, i've only been able to bring myself to watch once. it may be weird, but still, i just can't do it.

>>30880235
SO EDGY

>>30880181
absolutely every phrase.

> Everybody is scared of Luna
> Prank her

Rainbow Dash is awesome as usual.

A whole year of Derpy?

No regrets.

>>30880235
>gavalanche

man im so sick of this motherfuckers shit

>>30880265
But dude, watching the series multiple times requires that you watch every episode in sequence! Are you telling me you've only seen the series once!?

>>30880265
But... but that's one of my favorite episodes...

Your tearing my world apart, man.

>>30880265
>Show stoppers

>>30880289
>*you're
>derp

>>30880283
I like him when he was funny.

>>30880255
I don't like it because I like to see AJ be the responsible, reliable pony that can be counted on.

I don't like to see her with the dumbs. ;_;

>>30880284
I've probably seen every episode of season 1 twice. Only once for the new ones, though.

>>30880289
>>30880284
yeah, i appreciate that, and i guess i've only seen the series comprehensively once, on my first run-through, but still, i have no regrets. i'm sure i'll watch it in future, but i get way too empathic - i sort of cringe and die inside every time AJ humiliates herself. it's extremely difficult for me to watch anything in which a character gets embarrassed or fucks something up, and that episode is just a gold-mine for cringe humour.

>>30880291
>not liking show stoppers
why, anon?

>>30880303
She dont have the dumbs she just over work.

>>30880265

The only ep I can't re watch is the OWL one.

Your argument is invalid.

>>30880312
But she didnt humillate herself she almost buck all dem threes.

>>30880316
I've seen it twice. First time in a stream, it was terrible, then gave it another chance, but it still sucked. Same goes for Show Stoppers.

>>30879958

Tell me about it, man.

>>30880316
my argument is invalid because i presented a personal opinion and quandary? that's pretty crazy, man. anyway, i love OWTEW. i mean, i can't stand a lot of it, but watching spike just makes me happy. good episode.

>>30880327
you and i both know that's completely ignoring the main thrust of the narrative, dude.

>>30880298
oh yeah. when he's good hes very good, but when he decides to do shitty belle, sweetie abuse, scootabuse or any of his other retarded ass fads then I just get so tired.

plus, if im honest, his drawing is fairly mediocre. not bad, but certainly not great

Mayor Mare was an embarrassment to Ponyville in Lesson Zero. No one will vote for her next season.

They should elect Applejack.

Somebody said Gavalanche?

>>30880312
>cringe humour
I always die a little inside when the show -or any show or movie or comic- includes that.
>captcha ceeple Luftwaffe
What's a ceeple and what does the luftwaffe have to do with it?

>they haven't watched all the episodes at least five times

>>30880350
>terse doesn't like applebuck seasons
>likes that fucking owl

I don't even know who you are anymore, man...

How to watch a show that you like:
First viewing: Get high or drunk
Second viewing: Sober
Third viewing: At least one year later
Fourth, etc: See third
Any other method is just draining enjoyment from a series that you enjoy.

>>30880298
He got mainstream, and we all know what happens when an artist goes mainstream.

>>30880358
>>30880312
Interesting, I feel the same way. Not a big fan of the cringe humor at all. It's why I can't stand a lot of anime. Too many comic relief characters who exist only to fail.

>>30880350
She fuck with the muffins, send Dash to the sky and scare all the bunnies.
She act bad but, how is that humillate herself?

>>30880345

Well Show Stoppers was good in my opinion...

But I am pretty much the only guy who likes the CMC.

Now that we're on this topic.

How many times have you seen season 1?

I've got 5

>>30880358
I actually dont remember cringing too much. I thought they played it pretty well

>>30880384
I fucking love the CMC but that episode is shit tier, at least the last half.

>>30880386
Once. I hardly ever watch reruns or play a game twice. I remember the episodes pretty clearly, so I just get bored.

>>30880386
like, 8

I weave in and out of watching it.

Ill probably only rewatch S2 when its complete. fucking being busy.

oh and terse, I caught up with the old teacher fella

>>30880386
As state above, at least five times, though I might have watched that owl only three times... stupid owl.

>>30880099
>And since we already know who Applebloom and Seaty Belts sisters are, we're definetly going to be finding out who Scootaloos sister is.
>finding out who Scootaloos sister is
Ok lets see... Rainbow Dash, it was kind of stated in show stoppers.

>>30880386
Twice, some episodes more than that. Actually, I've seen most episodes at least 3 times, with the exception of CMC episodes and OWtEW

>>30880399

I wish I had my Cherilee "crappy concert, give them best comedy act" Macro.

I liked the beginning, it was cute.

>>30880423
>*stated
>jesus christ I can't type today

>Derpy thread!

>>30880432
Cheerilee is the best troll-teacher. Hope to see more of her.

At least three times

I rewatch an episode (usually show stoppers or stare master, I know you guys hate CMC but I like 'em) every night on my smartphone while I'm in the bed. It helps me to sleep

>>30880439

Oh thank God, I thought I was alone in this.

>>30880428
Not sister but they always use Dash with Scoots, like in Show stoppers and the meteor shower in owl ep.

>>30880432
Agree.

>>30880386
ONCE

>>30880439
>mfw the old one still exists so I can't post half of my images
>mfw this is not actually my face

>>30880452

>>30880439
Yes, Derpy thread. Keep that Dinky shit in the trash where it belongs.

>>30880384
That image is nostalgic for me...

>>30880428
Lauren already cleared that up. Dash isn't Scootaloo's sister.

>>30880428
They're not going to be shown as sisters in s2, Faust kinda made that obvious

>Adult males still enjoying this
Thank god you're making it earier for the rest of us to be happy and get laid.

>>30880386
I had the whole season on a loop, random, playing for a few weeks.
I fucking dream ponies.

Things I found out:
CMC, not so bad.
Gilda is better then Trixie
Rarity is the best pony.
RD is a cunt.
Pinkie hurts my ear.

>>30880474
>Deafdefiler has had sex with apples
>or relatives
MLP Generals teach us so much about other people...

>>30880475
>>30880476

>>30880454

>>30880446

Actually that makes sense. There was "best magic act, best dramatic performance and best comedy act"

Actually Diamond Tiara and her gal is pretty pathetic to loose, I wish we saw what they done.

>>30880490
>assuming any social human being understand any of that
this generation sucks

>>30880472

Excuse me?

>>30880452
You are never alone when it comes to Derpy.

>>30880486

> getting laid
> being on 4chan

I have bad news for you anon.

>>30880525
forever aderp

>>30880467

>>30880524

>>30880531
The troll post would be better, at least make sense on /b/, but on /co/, right?

>That feeling when you may be the only one to like all episodes, and really enjoyed the owl episode.

Derpy thread?
Derpy thread.

>>30880471
Umm.

No.

There's being sad, and then there's being an idiot.

How in the ever living fuck can you mix up a British accent with a French accent?...

WHEN ONE OF THE LITTLE TWATS HAS SISTER THAT RELISHES IN FRENCH DESIGNS AND TALKS IN FRENCH FROM TIME TO TIME?

>>30880525

Yay!

>>30880531
You do know people who go to 4chan can be something other than neckbeards and 'boffer' enthusiasts, right?

For that matter, which pony do you think is a LARP'er in Ponyville? I think Rarity would be one of those terribly annoying vampire ones.

>>30880570
it's impossible to not like all the episodes and ponies

>>30880574
Derp?

>needs moar Derpy

>>30880586
It's a south park reference bro. Those are the exact lines from the first episode Pip showed up, I think.

>>30880557
That would be true if the trollposter wasn't obviously from /b/.

>>30880570

Well that wasn't *that* bad but it wasn't simply as high quality as the rest of the episodes.

>>30880570
I just don't like season 2.

Season 1 was golden.

>>30880599
don't derp me bro

>>30880570
>Liking Owl Episode
Dude that's creepy.
But really worst episode for me was the Feeling Pinkie Keen.

>>30880404
sounds good to me! how did it go?

>>30880365
that's pretty much me, man. i don't really like the owl, but i love the episode because of spike. he shines as a character throughout, i think.

>>30880607
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT AMERICAN CARD BOARD SHOW, THIS COMIC MAKES NO SENSE.

Ipn pthis pread pe palk plike Spitty Pie.

Where the hell does all the OWTEW hate come from? Yeah, fuck the owl, but Spike made the episode fucking awesome.

>>30880570
I enjoyed OWTEW too. It doesn't have to be explicity bad to be the worst episode, just like Pinkie isn't BAD, and is in fact really good, but is the worst main pony.

>>30880594

>>30880099
>Seaty Belts

/co/ is all about the automotive safety

>>30880531
>>30880594
Can we ditch this line of conversation before it starts?

This kind of thing always leads to triphate circlejerks and hours of shitposting.

>>30880599
7 months Iater I still stand by my opinion that I don't like Derpy.

I just realized!
This show is about little horses

My head is full of fuck.

>>30880639
WHY DON"T YOU BELIEVE IN GOD!?

>>30880653
>pinkie
>worst main pony
EVERYONE I THOUGHT I KNEW AND LOVED IS DEAD TO ME

>>30880672
7 months later we still dont give a fuck.

>>30880672
WHAT

>>30880682

>>30880675
Wrong, it's about cats with wings and horns.

>>30880700
Oh yeah? Well, if Einstein's so smart, how come he's dead?

>>30880700
Freedom of choice, so that you may choose Pepsi over Coke, for it is better.

>>30880639

I simply forgot about that.

>>30880725
Einstein chose to die, because he wanted to ask God some questions. True story.

"I want to know what God is thinking. Everything else is just a detail." - Albert Einstein

>>30880725
Because God doesn't exist.

>>30880734
>Pepsi
>Better

Lol no.

>>30880672
>7 months later
>and Derpy still likes you

>>30880639
I didn't even know it had anything to do with religion until I read about it in here. I laughed at all the antics that Twilight had trying to figure out Pinkie's super powers.

> religion

>>30880725
>>30880768

>>30880697
7 months later you can suck my dick.

ugh well, the ability of Feeling Pinkie Keen to derail a thread is still strong.

you guys are making derpy sad

>mfw I get out of this thread before it turns into a shitstorm about religion again

I am going to have so much fun thinking about how miserable all of you are about to be.

>>30880762
It didn't. Unless you think pinkie is god. Which may or may not be true. I'm Pinkgnostic.

>>30880762
It wasn't about religion, it was about not being a stuck up cunt.
That's RD's job.

>>30880754
>look at me
>spouting opinions and no one can stop me

>>30880791

It's okay, man. Just post more Derpy, and all will be well again.

>>30880812
>God
>opinions
TROLLLLLLLL!

>>30880775

God makes you rpg proof?

SmilingAfghanOrphan.jpg

>>30880775
This is possibly the most hilarious thing I have read today. Is it true? Please tell me it's not some urban legend. I don't think I could handle the disappointment.

Damn.

>>30880756
agreed, coke master race reporting in

Guys, instead of pony general, what if we just turn this into atheism general, and only talk about atheism?

Report all pony posts following this one. From here on out, you are only allowed to talk about atheism.

>>30880762
It wasn't really about religion. It was about believing in Bigfoot because there are some really smart scientists who believe in Bigfoot even though there isn't any evidence.

You know what? I guess it's about religion after all.

>>30880756
>Not drinking Vimto

I didn't think it would go to this.
But it did.
Fuck it, at least I can practice drawing now.

>>30880846
No more pony generals at all. From here on out, we have constant atheism generals instead. No one ever talks about ponies again. Ever.

>>30880846

>>30880842
It's just an urban legend, fortunately. Just like the 'Therefore the professor has no brain.' myth.

>>30880856
I dont drink generic.

>>30880856
>being 17
>drinking vimto

HERETICS

>>30880846
Reported.

>>30880842
It's an urban legend. Debunked on Snopes.

Just some Christfag playing internet tough guy.

>>30880865
That image is seriously hilarious if you actually stop to look and see who's in it.

ITT Delusions superstious faggots buying in to the Coke propaganda.
LIES.
PEPSI BEST.

>religious shitstorm

Fuck, not again...

>>30880875
>>30880895
oh
that's mildly disappointing

>>30880878
>>30880842
You always seemed to me like someone who would drink RC Cola.

Cuz, you know.

IT SUCKS

I believe both Coke and Pepsi have their merits, but I prefer Coke. However, I'll take Dr. Pepper over either if it's available.

>>30880902
Is that Ben Kenobi on the top left???

>>30880910

>>30880876
oh my god shut up you plebeian

>>30880909
Pespsi is the soda of the communists.

>>30880878
>>30880856
>Terse and Cease
> in thine yeareth twenty and eleven of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

>>30880864
....

Fluttershy is the best pony.

>>30880694
>implying I don't still love Pinkie

...Actually come to think of it, swap her with Rarity.

>>30880924
PEPSI STRONG!!!

>>30880912
Terse, are you a Christfag who wants to lay into those awful college professor atheists?

>More Atheism vs. Creationism bullshit

Seriously? Everyone is Agnostic anyway.

>>30880916
Hemingway.

>>30880949
Oh get out of here faggot.

>>30880909
Pepsi: For when you don't have any Coke

Stop talking about religion!
I don't give a shit as long as I have a BFG9k

>>30880914
Is Dr. Pepper a cola drink? I had no idea I've never tasted it.
Also, drinking Pepsi because it's 20 cents cheaper than coke. Except that my local store only stocks Coke on 2-packs now.

>>30880924
Then why does Coke come in a RED CAN?

THIS IS PROOF, PEOPLE!

>>30880949
Agnosti/Gnostic is based on what you believe you know, not what you actually know.

So how'd the whole "emptied your fridge" thing start, anyway? Everyone knows where muffins came from, but I have no clue on where her food raids originated.

>>30880949
>I'm 13 AND a bisexual
fixed.

>>30880965
WORD

>>30880949
http://arch.413chan.net/co29830276.html#29831423

>>30880970
Because red is the color of the blood we spill for amurica.

>>30880984
That's just what roommates do.

>>30880997
THE RED MENACE. COMMUNISTS RUINED SAINT NICHOLAS!

>>30880949
Fuck off, Nathan.

>>30880970
And until there is some ultimate, definitive proof one way or the other then nobody can KNOW for sure.

Agnostic Theist, reporting in.

>>30880914
i don't think we have RC cola here, so i can't comment on that, but to be honest, i barely drink soft drinks anyway. mostly milk, water and a wide array of juices for me!

>>30880927
>>30880948
nah, i stay out of the religious stuff. i just love stories of people doing things like that. i'm an avid follower of the darwin awards, you know!

>>30880985
He's not bisexual. He's a hermaphrodite.

>>30880984
From a picture/story book somebody did a while back about Carrot Top. It started the whole roommate thing with them and ended with "I Emptied your fridge"

>>30881024

>>30881029
You like stories about hate crimes of professors being beaten by disturbed ex-soldiers?

>>30880682
>>30880700
The posts that started it all.

And another thread was derailed that day.

And the angels rejoiced.

Okay, so,

Say you were in a car accident on an old intersection in the middle of the night, and the car you hit had a single women in it. The women is now very obviously dead. Could you fuck the body and get away with it? I mean, could they trace it back to you if you don't have a criminal history?

This is all theoretical of course.

>>30881024
>a pitcher only fag who won't suck dick
Coward.

>>30880979
I love his tiny teeth. They work so well.

Go ahead, I like reading stupidity and butthurt.

Religionfags, what are you believing in?

>>30881024
Good for you, and I'm an agnostic atheist, but gnostic theists/atheists exist.

And aren't you a creationist? I always figured that linked directly into being Gnostic, seeing as it's a direct belief in one particular god.

>>30880895
If it were real there would be assault charges and the marine would likely have been court martialed.

>>30881024
>agnostic theist
>creationist

Nathan, you dumb little cunt. You're trying so hard to fit into a fandom about ponies that you deny your own religious beliefs?

You're one sad sack of shit.

Pepsi is the chosen cola of Celestia, therefore making it the preferred drink of all SMART Americans and sun goddesses since 2010.

>>30881054
not specifically stories about hate crimes involving professors and army men. just stories that are interesting and funny, really. this is one.

>>30881086
>SMART Americans

Dohohoho!

>>30880754

my point exactly

>>30881061
Manslaughter + necrophlia

>>30881088
This one isn't funny, though, it's kind of sad and disturbing.

>>30881024
>i love sitting with the fence in my asshole oh god it's so tight I'm cumming everywhere

Stop being indecisive you fuckwit.

>>30881056
Creation didn't start out flawed. Man screwed it up.

>Soda discussion
Jones Soda Master Race reporting in.

SO! New topic.
Speculate on episode 8.

>>30881048

Oh, you mean this?

I've learned how to destroy ponies on /co/ permanently.

All I have to do is post an image about atheism at the top of every single pony thread, and you will never discuss your child show again.

You are too easy to manipulate.

>>30881088
I'm really disappointed in you, Terse. I thought you were a better person than that.

>>30881100
Besides the whole, dick sucking part, that's cute.

>>30881051
haha what? is there some context on this or something?

either that or nathan is just a straight up pedohile.

>>30881071

I am an atheist like everybody here, they are just trolling.

>>30881117
But we haven't gotten five, six, or seven yet...

>>30881122
You are kinda slow or new.

>>30881100
Oh my.

>>30881122
>24/7 thread
>"derail"
IF ONLY

>>30881133
It's photoshop.

>>30881095

On the other hand, Coke is the sort of cola that would be consumed by earth pony scum such as Applejack, making her the worst pony that drinks the worst cola.

Moral? Drink Pepsi, or PERISH.

>>30881122
Don't forget to post about music and Pepsi vs Cola/ OS elitism.

To be fair, that could derail any thread if you try hard enough.

>>30881136
I think he means the premise, in that we have summaries for all the episodes prior.

I hope episode 8 is about Applejack.

And Big Macintosh.

NON SEXUALLY

>>30881133
That's a shoop. But chances are he's a pedophile.

>>30881108
>Not drinking Hello Kitty raspberry flavoured soda

>>30881122
Go gargle a Homestuck cock, /co/fag.

>>30881160
INcest makes for best tension

>>30881103
hey, what can i say? you guys want me to go into detailed analysis of every little issue to be raised in a story like that? i don't want to do that. i just want to enjoy people doing stupid things in the name of their beliefs in which there's no real lasting harm. it makes me laugh.

>>30881127
i'm sorry i disappointed you, then, anon. better than what, exactly?

This was supposed to be a Derpy thread...

>>30881160
Rarity and Sweetie
Dash's pet
???

>>30881168
Fuck you homestuck and mlp are bros and always have been.

>>30881189
HA HA

TIME FOR ATHEISM

"No, /co/, no!"

>>30881189
Da thread done DERPED.

>>30881160
>episode about Bog Macintosh

Eeeenope.

>>30881160
And then every artist draw applecest...

>>30881189
Blame the people who started talking about religion and the Nathan haters.

>>30881185
better than an atheist-bashing christfag.

>>30881194

>mlp
>homestuck
>bros

idontevenknowthiskid.gif

>>30881189
>>30881199

WE CAN SALVAGE IT. YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING. NEVER GIVE UP.

>>30881207
Nathan, you cunt. Nobody was talking about you before you showed up and started lying about your own religious beliefs.

>>30881213
I'm bros with plenty of homestuckfags

Derpy said muffins once

Obviously this calls for basing her entire personality around this one line

>>30881194
>MLP
>Bros with homestuck

Fuck those faggots, we're only bros with MLMfags.

>>30881203
>implying that's any different from normal
>implying it's bad

In all seriousness, I would really like an Applejack episode sooner rather than later. I think she's an awesome character, and it's a shame she got so little attention throughout season 1... and season 2 so far, come to think of it.

Big Macintosh becoming a 'real' character would just be the icing on the cake.

non sexually

>>30881235
What else would you like us to base it on, anon?

>>30881235
Welcome to co.

>>30881133
The context is photoshop.

>>30881235

I can find absolutely no fault in this statement.

>>30881225
Lying? Nope.

Agnostic Theism does not contradict creationism nor Christianity. I BELIEVE these things but I do not KNOW them for fact.

But fuck religious discussion, this is supposed to be a PONY thread.

I hope episode 8 is about Twilight accepting Jesus Christ as her personal lord and savior.

HAPPY DERPIVERSARY!

>>30881213

HSG doesn't really have a problem with ponyfags in general. If anything, they seem pretty happy with you guys taking the heat for us.

Then again, it's been CONSTANT HOMESTUCK FIRST PAGE post day and you guys are still getting all of the shitty trolls, despite it being a slow non-new-episode day. So you guys do deserve some props, I guess. Thanks for being troll lightning rods.

>>30880865
Heh, Funny that nowadays, suddenly, every genius is a confirmed total atheist. How great atheism is then, must had it's own church :D.

Ponys, please.

>>30881243
Speak for yourself. I'd take Homostuck over MLM any day of the week.

If nothing else, we can all agree that Hussie makes some damn good Flash animations.

>>30881243
9/10 great one

>>30881235
i do like the idea that derpy has a bit of a sweet tooth. nothing pinkie level, but she probably does a lot of business with sugarcube corner. she's a bit of a food connoisseur and spends some of her free time writing heavily-critical articles on food for the review section in the local paper, and she's lauded for bringing heightened attention to some of the best restaurants in ponyville. those are my thoughts.

>>30881288
>:D
>Bad grammar
/b/ is back, no!

>>30881285
No prob

>>30881160
We have all the prior? RoH 1+2, Lesson Zero, Luna Eclipsed, Sisters, and Pox... What's seven?

>>30881288
That's a joke image, derp.

Only one person in that image was an atheist. Some of them, like Lincoln, were insanely religious.

>>30881313
Dash choosing her pet.

>>30881203
Sisterhooves social is going to make alot of /ll/ incest.

Hopefully not too much futa. Glitter Glue will find a way to insert spike into an awkward RarityBelle sandwich with feelings somehow despite him probably only having a few passing words.

>>30881313
Dash pet pisode.

Who gives a fuck about religion, post more ponis or a new topic

Why can't I hold all this Derpy

>>30880010

I have decided that Grant Morrison and Lauren Faust are my OTP

>>30881302

So does that make this image canon?

>>30881243
What series is the chick on the left from?

I don't have a religion...

Because there is no god worth believing in.

Deal With it.jpg

>>30881331
Really?

>>30881274
>I BELIEVE these things but I do not KNOW them for fact.

You deny a hundred and sixty years of modern science because you're a fundamentalist christian, and that's the way your fundamentalist christian parents raised you.

You're a fucking Southern Baptist, man. And a spineless one at that.

>>30881349
You don't even believe in Athios, the God of Atheism?

>>30881326
>>30881331
This episode is going to be great because of Dash, but I wish they would have given a premise with a less obvious outcome. Everyone knows her pet will be Scootaloo

>>30881330
>Sisterhooves social is going to make alot of /ll/ incest.

Im sure Megasweet body is ready for this.

>>30881243
you forgot your pic

>>30881348
My Life Me; a /co/ phenomenon and the next MLP.

>>30881344
No, eight apple pie shots at Sugar Cube Corner's wine and liquor tasting party makes that image plausible.

>>30881351
Yup.

>>30880852
It was about believing things that have overwhelming empirical evidence even though it contradicts your worldview. It's not a religious message at all.

>>30881368

Not even that.

>>30881386
>chistery
>liquor reference
shut uuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp

>>30881344
i don't exactly see what's going on in that image. is it just that they're together?

>>30881367
What science am I denying? And believe me, my parents are FAR from fundamentalist. Hell, for the first 13 years of my life we didn't even go to church.

>>30881372
Megasweet doesn't really like Rarity.

He loves the fuck out of Sweetie though.

>>30881413
biology.

>>30881405
To be fair, Pinkie can and does do derp eyes at will.

>>30881406

Beats me, but it's cute as hell.

>>30881406
Pinkie can derp her eyes?

>>30881426
Rarity is his second favorite pony and yes he have a massive boner for Sweetie.

>shipping derpy

It's just wrong. She's a strong pegasus what don't need no man

>>30881413
YOU
ARE
BEING
TROLLED

Stop replying. You do not "win" an argument with a troll. Stop. Replying.

>>30881396
this is huh wow

>>30881431
How so?

>>30881405
Some kind of weird optical illusion in your post.

All of the uuuu's look like they're greentext.

Anybody else see that?

>>30881349

have you read the Bible?

>>30881450
He's not being trolled. He's being held accountable for his scientific illiteracy.

>>30881465
I dont read fanfiction.

>>30881324
Derp! . Happy Derpy anniversary!

>>30881446

you don't have to be weak to desire companionship

>>30881450
BUT ARGUING IS FUN

>>30881482
lol

>>30881446
Best Derpy ship.

>>30881446

No one mentioned it.

One year, huh?

>>30880949
Agnosticism and Atheism answer different questions. One is, "Is there a god", which nobody can know for certain (Just like the unicorn in my room), and one is "Do you believe in god", which is a binary thing.

>>30881465

A book about jews written by jews for jews.

And I am not a jew, go figure.

>>30881532
Second part is self-insert fanfic.
That's suppose to for you.

>>30881518

Amazing, ain't it?

>>30881370
...When was this revealed?

>>30881553
Last Saturday.

>religion

Guys, choose your deity:

God-Emperor
God-Princess
God
Jaweh
Satan
Norse Pantheon
Greek Pantheon
Pantheons in general
Hiptser Pantheons
Mainstream beliefs
Mormonism
Buddhism

Fuck, with so many beliefs, how the fuck can anyone be convinced that 'their's is the 'right' one.

I pick voodoo.

ITT Why Generals are bad.
Seriously.
This is just a chat room.

>>30881544
That character was a total mary jesue

Totally unbelievable

>>30881553
Like three days ago? Here's the link.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/rumor-episode-7-may-best-pet-win.html

>>30881572
Are you Dumb?
Jesus is teh only correct answer.

>>30881572
No kings. No Gods. Only mares.

>>30881243

It's a crazy time to be a teen.

>>30881572
>Fuck, with so many beliefs, how the fuck can anyone be convinced that 'their's is the 'right' one.
It's quite simple, really. Indoctrination.

>>30881572
>Choosing anything but God-Emperor
>M.43
ISHY-*BLAM*

>>30881452
The sysopsis is something like rainbow dash holds an animal race to see which one will be her pet. My bet is on the pinkie pie

>>30881597
Second.

>>30881572
Technically, God and "Jaweh" are the same god.

And it's spelled Yaweh or more properly YHWH

>>30881572
Like any sensible person, I choose Celestia. She brings the sun up in the morning, and it's right there. The proof is in front of your eyes.

>>30881544

Still a jew talks shit about the jews religion.
I am not buying it.

>>30881572

>not following the God Empress

>>30881572
I go with Celestia. I guess that's God-Princess.

>>30881573

Does a chat room have pictures?

I think not, check and mate

>>30881572
pony

is the Feeling Pinkie Keen shitstorm all over again.

>>30881627
CROOOOOOOOOM
CROM is BEST!

>>30881600
>M.43

...Isn't WH40K in the 41st millenium, though?

Arguing on the internet about religion is like entering a land war in Asia, or going against a Sicilian with death is on the line.

>>30881597

Look, Mr. Bubbles. It's a pegasus!

Wait a minute, she's still breathing.

It's alright. I know she'll be a pegasus soon...

Is there a locator of some sort to find the /b/ threads?

I hear they are usually on topic, and they like to talk about the show, rather than religion all the time.

I swear, /co/ is so caught up in whining about personal things like religion, you'd think every last one of you was a tripfag. Who gives a fuck what your religion is? Not me.

>>30881572

what about Zoroastrianism?

>>30881639
I think I read that the newest date to be mentioned is sometime in the 43rd.

>>30881585
So it's just nobody felt like talking about it when I was around?

I see how it is, /co/...

>>30881623

Elohim works too

>>30881634
We should really just get handles w/ animated gif avatars and HUGE signature images and a pithy saying.
Get it over with.

>>30881647
>/b/ threads
Uhhh...

>>30881664
I'm sure it did. I wasn't around during, so I can only speculate, but people do still talk about the show here. Sometimes...

>>30881644
Man you butchered that quote so badly it hurts.

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GODDAMN TRACING IN MLP FAN ART

I MEAN SERIOUSLY

IT'S GETTING RIDICULOUS.

>>30881573

They told me daytime threads were better.

They were wrong. It's ALL about the night.

>>30881695
Same reason there's so much tracing in any fan-art.

>>30881702
Oh sure NOW you show up.

>>30881702
Leth confirmed for negligent parent.

>>30881572

I will the one who could display his or her powers and is hungarian

>>30881708
Night threads are just as bad.

>>30881674
The God of Abraham has so many different names it's crazy.

>>30881695
lol entire cartoon is vector "tracings."

>>30881739
More show talk, though.

>>30881683
Other than a choice word or two, it appears to be exactly what I was going for. Phrasing the quote in an applicable sense to invoke the memories of Princess Bride.

I'm just glad someone noticed, really.

>>30881465
First time I had read the bible it had struck me as unwitty
I think it may had started rumor that the lord ain't got no humor

>>30881753
And circlejerking hugboxery. Don't forget that!

>>30881739

no, they're way better
they're still filled with the same depraved crap that goes on during the day, but there are less people around to start arguments over stupid shit

>>30881773
Nah that's the /b/ threads.

>>30881739
nonononononono

Night threads have adventures, drawfriends, and show discussion.

Day threads ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS turn into some sort of shitstorm.

This is because Americans are the worst kind of person on Earth, and should be purged by the flame.

>>30881768
Do we have a Eugene pony yet? Someone needs to get on that.

>>30881768
I think he has a great sense of humor. It's all his followers that are so humorless. They take it way too stoicly.