That topic is depressing, humanized pony thread general

Pony?

I declare this a best pony thread.

Talk about best pony's upcoming episode.

Art Requests, go.

>>30861560
That topic is depressing, pony thread general

>that feel when no pony gf

>>30861598

ponies playing video games

>>30861599
who's the one I don't recognize?

>>30861598
Rule 63 Big Mac?

Elsewise...

Twilight and Spike as kids having a tea party - maybe Smartypants too - and Spike is forced to wear some kind of ridiculous dress.

>>30861587
Best pony?

I can deal.

Spoilered for best pony.

>>30861598
Humanized Luna scene with fluttershy

go

Imagine you're spending some time with your choice of the mane 6. No, not THAT way. Just hanging out. Maybe picking apples with AJ. Maybe having tea at Fluttershy's. Whatever.

What do you talk to them about?

>>30861587
I heard there's weeks wait, that;s not true is it?
>>30861617
that really hurts
>Rarity will never stick needles into you

>>30861598

pipsqueak being adorable.

I am in great need of more Lyra.

Does nobody like her? I don't see much art of her at all.

>Only 30 images in Sweetie Belle folder
You guys know what to do.

>>30861675
I have this, and nothing else

>>30861675

>>30861675

>>30861694
Post Scootaloo?

>>30861661

Ask Applejack what's so special about earth ponies. I mean, it must be hard to not feel inferior when all of her friends can fly and use magic.

Doooks

>>30861635
>No Twist
I approve.

>>30861598
Discord looking out at the sun through the eyes of his statute

>>30861694

>>30861598
Luna dressed as the Grand Galactic Inquisitor.

>pic unrelated
Furthermore, I finally finished my Pinkie Pie - Honey Badger video after what seemed like forever.
http://youtu.be/-j6tLWkUbfQ

Also I was wondering does /co/ hate Pip as much as I am guessing they do?

>>30861696
>>30861699
>>30861712
Neat. I was expecting to be completely ignored.

>>30861598

>>30861719
>chance to spend time with awesome pony
>subtle racist questioning
this seems like a bad idea

>>30861719
They're physically stronger than the other types of pony.

/fanonwank

>>30861675

I prefer the Lyra with Bon Bon variety

>>30861699
Will humanized Lyra do?

>>30861587
Talk about... best pony's upcoming episode? But a Pinkie Pie episode hasn't been announced yet, you silly filly!

>>30861719
Mandatory reminder

>>30861661
ask her what she thinks about the other ponoes. and i won't settle for the standard "oh don't you know they're all my very best friends" answer. i want some real opinions. the down-lo and raw pone gossip, they kind of stuff they scribble in their pone diaries at the end of the day

>>30861694
Yup. Use the internet to get more.

Report this fucking shit.

>>30861694
Give you my Sweetie Bell folder:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DAEFVXK6

>>30861715
Give you my Scootaloo folder:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HU475OKU

And give anon my Applebloom folder:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4TV93F3C

>>30861635
Holy shit, Praetor's back? I haven't seen him in months!

>>30861774
>Reporting a cartoon thread on a cartoon board

I... what?

>>30861599
That's Big McIntosh

>>30861598
Discord presenting, sexually

>>30861742
It's Lyra! You can't be ignored when you talk about her!

>>30861696
>try to go for 1930s inspired style toon
>not colored in grayscale

>>30861775
Dare I add more pictures to my collection? Will my hard drive like me for it? No, but dammit I'm going to make my hard drive take it and like it!

>>30861795
Meant for
>>30861622

>>30861770
Earth Ponies probably live a longer life than other ponies. How many old Unicorns or Pegasi have been shown yet?

>>30861805
Oh yes, yes you can.

>>30861790
OP's poorly chosen image is throwing people off

did someone say SCOOTABUSE??

>>30861774
okay

>>30861805
that reminds me!

daily dose!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZZFxUFiz0w

maybe this isn't the right place to ask, but i was hoping someone could help me out with this...

what exactly is this /r9k/ board that just showed up? i remember it being created forever ago, but i didn't understand what it was then either..

what's it supposed to be for?

>>30861820
That old one from the factory in Cloudsdale

>>30861831
not me!
but while you're at it, can we get scootaloo fighting back? maybe knocking rainbow dash out?

>>30861810
My Little Torrents

Pictures - 7 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492897/26_000_pictures_of_p­ony
Videos - 4 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492793/Pony_videos
Music - 2.5 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492410/Assembled_mp3_s_of_My_Little_Pony
Archive - 500 MB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6496029
iPod Episodes - 9 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492380/Season_1_of_My_Little_Pony__Friendship_is_Magic_for_Apple_pr
oduc
PC Episodes - 18 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492440/Season_1_of_My_Little_Pony__Friendship_is_Magic_

Seeds are Magic

Take these to rape your hard drive.

Now, requesting tutorial on how to use photoshop to take the lines of a sketch I made and scanned. I want to clean it up for it to be colored, and don't feel like sketching it again.

>>30861775
>51 MB of Sweetie
>Entire pony folder is 30 megs
>MFW

>>30861807
Don't have grayscale, but I do have one without color

>>30861861
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>30861807

WE ARE NOW RARITY!

WE ARE ALL NOW RARITY FOREVER!

http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=qQSz6gKdhO8&flux=0&direction=ran
d

>>30861844
it's for greentext stories about your state of emotion when you recall that you have no girlfriend

>>30861862
You're an enabler, aren't you?

I like it.

do ponies fart?

>>30861763
Requesting Applejack sitting at a bar looking dejectedly into the bottom of an empty shot glass. Bonus points if she tells the bartender to leave the bottle

>>30861894
..uh. oh? is that all?

1. Play like Pinkie Pie
2. Shine like Rarity
3. Race like Rainbow Dash
4. Love like Fluttershy
9999999why.jpg99999. Learn like Twilight Sparkle

>>30861885
>that feel when you were the first person to have one of these and are now no longer unique
>that feel when NTSTS takes his trip off just to post it
shameful!

>>30861903
Yes.

They also breathe, bleed, belch, get eyegoobers, and use the facilities when appropriate.

>>30861914
hey Jailbait, if you're here, can I get a
>LETH
macro for this clown?
please and thank you?

>>30861925
>that feel when you don't have one

bwahaha

>>30861932

Are you retard or something?

>>30861844
It's supposed to be /b/, but with nothing but original content, as making the same post someone has already posted is against the rules.

However, read the other guy's response.

>>30861925
>takes his trip off
I only post with my trip on special occasions now, really.

Also, I have no idea what you're ttalking about.

>>30861891

REMEMBER TO ACTIVATE FLUX MODE, EVERYRARITY

>>30861919
wasn't he going to re-do the TS one?

because yeah that was the weakest by far

>>30861945
no anonymous, YOU are retard

>>30861932
Hey, what did I do to earn Celestia's ire?

>>30861899
>enabler
More like bargainer. I give much, and ask for a small favor in return. However, unlike other people, you can help me or not. It's entirely up to you. If you don't want to, I accept it, and hold no ill or malice toward you. I understand perfectly.

>>30861907
Ponies don't drink though

>>30861925
You're welcome

>>30861960
As if she needs a reason.

>>30861960
NOT POST ENOUGH PONE!

>>30861960
one not need act to be the focus of the wrath of the princess - one merely must be, and her fury shall turn naturally towards you.

>Whats your favorite ponyworld video game, there are popular titles like Ponyvania and MegaMare X, but what do you prefer?

>>30861984

>>30861864
My pony rule 34 folder alone is 30 megs. You need to get some more images, son.

>>30861998
Ponyskyrim.

>>30862023
Are we going to get a .rar of that too?

I don't know if my internet can take anymore but dammit I can make it work somehow.

>>30862023
The sad part is that I've been visiting /co/'s MLPGs since June. And I only have 70 images give or take.

>>30861998
Pony March

>>30861998
Ponymon

>>30862029
>just sticking the word pony in front
that's cheating

>>30862080
Better than Ponyrim.

Or Skypone

>>30862080
Pony Dark Souls

>>30862110
Dark ponysouls.

>>30862103
>skypone
But we already have one of those.

>>30862066
Why, do you want one? I'll upload it if you do. I keep it only for satiric purposes, to showcase the depravity of humanity and the meaninglessness of life.

>>30861998

The Legend of Derp.

>>30862137
Thats why we call the came poneskyrim.

>>30862152
>not The Legend of Zecora

>>30862146
>Bronies being faggots

RAPIDSHIT NOW

>>30862146
>Bronies being faggots folder
>My Wings Are So Pretty folder

Mah nigga

>>30861971
Hey sentenal, whatever happened to that fic you were writing?

>>30862146
>mfw

>>30862146
Whatever you have to tell yourself after you wipe the cum off the keyboard buddy.

>>30862146
>File names
I wish I could make funny file names instead of being lazy and using only 1-2 letters.

>>30862181
probably the same thing that happened to deafdefilers

>rape

er, wait, what?

>>30861631
How'd I do?

>>30862187
>cumming on the keyboard

what kind of savage are you

>>30862215
>cumming on the keyboard

What in the ungodly fuck

>>30862208
Every time I see Smartypants I wanna cuddle him forever.

And that is a dashing hat on Spike.

Thank ya' muchly!

>>30862235
>>30862215

That's how you show the keyboard who's boss.

>>30862208
I like it

>>30862258
I just smash on the keys until they fly out of their casing.

>>30862258
i usually just slap it with my dick while screaming 'MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA'

teach that bitch a lesson

ZA WARUDO

>not jizzing out the window
>2011

feeds the plants

>>30862208

Twilight has to have a tea party with a doll and her manservant because not even Rarity would want to invite her to a real party.

You'll never get to discuss string theory with Twilight over a glass of warm chai

>>30862306
>disussing string theory
>CHAI
Thank god.

>>30862303
>>30862303

>2011
>Not jizzing on your Fluttershy realdoll.

My waifu wants my seed.

Not to bring fanfiction into this, but this made me chuckle.
>Nyx has been having horrible nightmares. A tall faceless pony
stalks her in her dreams.

>>30862175
It's mostly common stuff circulated 'round these parts(brony meetups and associated fuckery), but there might be one or two in there you haven't seen. I'll rapidshare it in a sec. >>30862178
Of course! No pony collection is complete without a Princess Celestia folder.

>>30862332
So does mine.

>>30862258
Hey MS draw some pones.

>>30862332
Did yours come with the electrical heating element?

>>30862338
forgot to add
>Faceless

>>30862181
Lets put it this way: I write what I read. I was able to take the chapter I wrote, which was three pages long, and cut out all the WORDS WORDS WORDS and unnecessary sentences in it, and shorten it to a page and a forth.

I read both Past Sins and F:E before I started to write, and it effected my writing style. I am now seeking semi-professional help at my collage in it's creative writings club. They have yet to send me an email with more information on their meeting place and times, but I hope to soon get chapters out in the same timespan as Squeak does with his Caralight story.

I've not given up on this idea of a human being transported to a carton world, and have serious problems arise because of it. I have been furthered spurred on when I watched this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1-UR3D21s

"We can have a perfectly good discussion about dragons, which don't appear to exist in our world, because dragons are an idea which we are capable of describing and thinking about."

>>30862258
Do you then throw the keyboard to the ground, throw a towel over it and mutter, "Clean your self up. You make me sick."?

>>30862306
>implying Rarity has friends or associates outside of the Mane Six
That's why she throws herself into her work; it's all she has

>>30862349
I like your filename, for some reason.

>>30862303
>not jizzing in your guards' mouths
>2011

Cuts down on food bills.

>>30862306
>>30862306

>string theory

lol, enjoy your meaningless hypothesis

>>30862338
>Fandom Crisis

DC will do ANYTHING to boost sales, won't they?

>>30862385
>not one dancing Snoop

this should be a bannable offense

>>30862405
gotcha covered

>>30862338
Is that Kevinsano's art?

MLP are the most annoying fuck-retarded fans on the internet and you're too much of a goddamn retard to realize that the biggest reason people cling to that fandom is because it's the only human interaction they fucking get outside of masturbation.

Get some fucking friends outside of an MLP convention and then you'll have earned the right to exist.

>>30862424
you call that covered? terse clearly didn't do a good enough job. this is covered.

>>30862432
Doesn't look like it.

>>30862452
The Dinky with the glasses and cigar really sells it.

>>30862452
>you will never have your own personal Snoop army

>>30862449
Every human have the right to exist when he or she is born. It is a fundamental human, organic, and sentient right.

OH DEAR LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

>>30862486
grimdark

>>30862449
Agreed 100%

>>30862482
>Ethical theory
>On 4chan

Something's not right here.

Guys, I find magic cartoon ponies sexually attractive. What do?

>>30862449
>strawman
>no true Scotsman

0/10, try harder.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake are the best MLP couple.

>>30862528
Whatever the fuck you want, who gives a shit?

>>30862482
doesn't mean that everyone who's born is going to like it

>>30862546
>fanon

>>30862486
He comes, etc.

>>30862528
Get a time machine.
Go back to November when that comment would've been relevant.

>>30862371
>Can you help me write some MLP fanfiction?

I think I know why you haven't received a response from them. Your best bet is to just start reading books. Which books? All the books.

I read what I think was your first chapter after I found it while diving through the archives, and I am intrigued.

>>30862546
Damn straight!

Also where is my daily dose of He man?

>humanized ponies
You people haven't raped my childhood enough?!

>>30862603
He Man don't want you, man.

>>30862572
Sexy ponies is always relevant.

>>30862371
Just read 120 Days of Sodom, that's pretty much the basic formula for what goes on in a pony fic

>>30862614
You watched MLP as a kid?

>>30862603
Get your dose yourself you nigger.
Oh fine, here you go.
Put it in your bookmarks folder.
http://7chan.org/fl/src/hey.swf

>>30862614
>giving a fuck about your childhood being raped

You are a long way away from facebook.

>>30862614
...How young do you have to be for your childhood to be the last twelve months?

>>30862632
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yjpf19IVeg

>>30862614
That's one of the stupider things to be buttmad about with regards to this fandom.

>>30862640
Thank you! Have some Sweetie Belle.

>>30862658
>Thinks MLP is only a year old.

>>30862632
>Marquis De Sade travels through time to recommend his work on 4chan

>>30862614
Leaivng out that you watched MLP as a kid:
>childhood raped by humanized ponies
>childhood not raped by clopfics, pony porn, and people going into detail about how they want to fuck a pony

>>30862696
Those are all pretty much equal in awfulness.

>>30862449
Because obviously, none of us can have jobs, friends or girl/boyfriends because we enjoy a television programme.

>>30862687
>Dumbass

>>30862696
I have a TMNT fanfic you simply MUST read.

>>30862696
>Speaking of which
From my depravity folder

>>30862696
Don't forget that time where a fucking thread was started? by some fucker making a fluttershy flesh doll.

>>30862614
>people responding

>>30862736
I quit my job and went on welfare to stay home and watch ponies all day.

>>30862561
What, that a mind might not want to exist? I understand that concept and situation, and that's why I support the right to die, where someone, who suffers truly because they exist, does have the right to end their own existence. However, it has to be said that this is a right that must be understood fully in two regards:

1) When ones life is full of suffering, it means that there is no possible reversal or chance of improvement for that individual. The existing is what causes the suffering, as in the case for terminal cancer patients, or severer third degree burns.

2) That the individual fully understand the situation he or she is in, and is in good mental standing when making that decision, meaning, not mentally impaired or unstable in any way shape or form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8r3uLbgO40

Now I'm done using my trip for the week.

>>30862755
Agony in Pink is the gold standard for over-the-top depravity applied to a children's television show

>>30862776
But if we don't respond to trolls, what else will we do in these threads?

>>30862800
oh god
now I want Agony in Pinkie
with Discord as Zed.

>>30862769
>Dat filename
Mah The Room nigga

>>30862819
I will hate you forever if someone writes this

>>30862800
But you get the impression that agony is a trollfic meant to disturb.

This one's worse. And you get the impression that the guy who wrote it was 100% serious.

>>30862769
>It wouldn't be long until you add white to Dash's rainbow mane
>You place your nose on her enticing little pucker... It smells of skittles

Fuck this gay Earth.

>>30862371

Why, exactly, are you looking for help writing? Just simple editing, or are you interested in input/feedback? You've piqued my interest.

>>30862769
>gave me a huge poner
What does that mean, a boner for ponies? Oh lawds

Anybody have uh... Any images of Pinkie Pie's and Twilight's plot?

>>30862804
Talk about how alone we are and imagine what it would be like being married to one of the main six.

pony should conquer shu and wei for glorious wu master race

>>30862847
Agony in Pink actually was written by a guy who masturbates to his own sadistic fantasies about children's television show characters

>>30862871
>wu
>good
pick one

>>30862769
It's sad that I find that sincerely erotic, oh well

>>30862769
I'm going to fap furiously to this.

>>30862887
I prefer the one about Trixie shoving broken glass down your urethra

>>30862887
>>30862888

>>30862862

>thread started out with draw requests
>devolved into something else
Welp, time to call it a night

>>30862882
>Leonardo has a fantasy he deems too intense to ever share with his brothers - fortunately for him, his brothers found out. OT4 Turtlecest slash, Leonardo/everyone, lemon and Leonardo's autoerotic asphyxiation fetish fantasy.

>>30862884
SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER AND NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>30862918
>autoerotic asphyxiation

Has someone done this for MLP yet?

>>30862769

Oh man, I am the one who screen capped that. Haha, oh wow.

>>30862940
If not, let's keep it that way.

>>30862940
Guess who! He write clopfics.

>>30862848
smitherscoweringinhorroratfemalestrippers.gif

>>30862918
>>30862882
>>30862847
>>30862800
>>30862755

>specifically, >fanfiction that isn't MLP-related

>>30862871
Do not pursue Lu Bu

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k24Hi5-jmXrs-Mq7HN8seDt7MNmaNvFp_6S0IBFbNy4/edit?hl=en_US
My story from earlier is done! It's about Scootabuse, a boy saving the world, and me dying.

>>30862848
>It smells of skittles

The fuck? Skittles don't smell like anything.
And wouldn't that imply she shits skit... I thinking about this too much.

>>30862973
i gotta read this

>>30862769

the part about massaging her wings was actually pretty hot

but then the spelunking just had to come along and ruin it

what I wouldn't give for a good wing-massage fic...

>>30862907
need any help?
>plz say yes.

>>30862852
It's not really about myself getting help with writing, I can write decently. But that's the thing, I don't want to be just 'descent' or 'ok'. I want to write and convey my thought in a way that surpasses what I can be right now.

I was in a way, motivated, or even inspired by Jetfire's "It's A Dangerous...". I want to write a story that is not like Past Sins or F:E, in terms of entertainment or pastime alone. I want to be able to give meanings, ideas, and messages that linger on with the reader after he's done and doing other things. I want to be able to give actual food for thought when someone reads my story. I want them to take something from it, to mull over. I want them to essentially think about what they read, and reflect upon it.

And the only way I can do that is by getting help from sources outside 4chan, and read things writing by actual authors, and not people writing for 'bronies'.

>>30863000
Nigger, what the fuck?
You serious?

>>30862863
>that feel when you go to women's clothing stores during Christmas and stand around holding a list and looking confused until a pretty young sales woman comes over to help you and you tell her you're shopping for your gf
>that feel when no gf and no money so you don't buy anything you just wanted to talk to a real live female

guys what if I killed all the mirelurks in Anchorage War Memorial before Moira told me not to?

>>30863003
That's not Carl

That's not Carl at all

>went to equastria daily chat thing
>went into a non PG rated room
>this
what the fuuuuuccckkkkkk

>>30863045
I kill everything!

What type of weapon would a pony use?

>>30863000
Good wingjob fic you say?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qtMOV1AIDUOJ2_l_WsuRGoJ1jiWHrQm1YjbiH11bfmE/edit?hl=en_US

>>30863037
wellcometotheinternetheresyourcomplementarysodaandelevenyearoldgirl.jpg

>>30863045
You don't get the bonus perk. It's no biggie.

>>30863055
Who the fuck could get an erection to this seriously

>>30863037
>>30863000
The part about that post that always gets me is;
>She's such a pretty girl, she needs you to make her feel good
Whoever wrote that is a certified creepy motherfucker.

>>30862973
jesus rainbow dash is not a asexual she has sex with the other pony

>>30863054
Yo Twilight! Get this friggen nightmare bitch outta my pool.

>>30863086
>mfw my thoughts exactly

>>30863075

horn attachments that shoot magic bullets in case of unicorns, saddle mounted guns for everyone else, activating by pulling strings attached to hoof covers.

>>30863055
Help us all
I need an adult

>>30863083
oh okay

>>30863045
I think killing all the Mirelurks before starting that part of the quest doesn't really matter. Just go to the memorial and do... whatever, then go back to Moira.

Also, >>>/v/

>>30863133
I am an adult.

SURPRISE

>>30863133
I am an adult.

>>30863086
That's the point where you can tell the author began fapping

>>30863102
You're really gonna try to argue with canon?

>>30863133
I am an adult.

>>30863075
gun mode Megatron

So guys I decided to try my hand at clopfiction. First story is a request someone made a while ago for Spike discovering the joys of urethral sounding with Twilight's mom.

Enjoy!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1brCKle3G-MSGXNaYbLneYinA_Nq9vj-PgDj5YRzO7Y4/edit?hl=en_US

This is a berry bad thread.

>>30863079

that one was indeed pretty good
there should totally be one for dash though
and fluttershy...

>>30863167
>canon

Oh shit you are the new RS?

>>30863202

>>30863202
Oh god. I'm afraid to read this. Tell me this: WHY.

>>30863202
>Spike discovering the joys of urethral sounding with Twilight's mom.
No

>>30863218
Quick, post Berry Punch to make up for it!

>>30863202
If there are any aspiring clopfiction writers in the thread, I put together a helpful guide to get you started on your way to writing outstanding smut.

>>30863139
>/v/
>Talking about video games.

>>30863202

>>30863202
>urethral sounding

oh boy

>>30863220
Clean the cum off your keyboard

Saturday can't come soon enough. I need more Rarity.

>>30863222
Nice! Be sure to watch the jaw line though. That;s often where the source of manface lies.

>>30863269
what is it with people cumming on their keyboards, you guys are fucking animals

>>30863202
>Spike discovering the joys of urethral sounding with Twilight's mom.
>Spike discovering the joys of urethral sounding with Twilight's mom.
>joys
>OF URETHRAL SOUNDING
>TWILIGHT'S MOM
>SPIKE

ALL OF MY WHY

>>30863289

I've got bad news for you

>>30863289
2 week gap, man.

>>30863289
the next episode airs the week of november, not this saturday.

>>30863269
i have to do something about the spaghetti first...

>>30863167
>dash is a sexual

you don't say!

>>30863289
>he thinks there's a new ep on Saturday

>>30863304
Click on the link, he's just joking.

>>30863325
better hurry up before your bear bursts into treats

>>30863289
>>30863317
Remember remember it's the fifth of November

which of the big six would be the most fun while she's drunk

>>30863339

>Anthro

>>30863245
how about Twilight's dad discovering the joys of urethral sounding with Twilight's mom?

im just gonna leave and pretend this was a troll

and then i was an hero

>>30863343

Yeah, he doesn't actually enjoy it at all. It's a horrible painful traumatic experience for Spike.

>>30863368
how has this not been coloured yet?

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS

>>30863366
Twilight because confessions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EGCi7PvgbQ

>>30863339
>Hands

Bloody hell if you're going to ship, do it right

Implying there's such thing as shipping right

>>30863295
I am well aware of manjaw problem. I think it turned out okay, not all that manly. I was thinking of Lucy Lawless type of face when I drew that.

>>30863380

>>30863366
>Dash
would be crying uncontrollably and talking about what a failure she

>TS
would start being a know-it-all and get into arguments with everyone

>Fluttershy
probably would be trying to make herself throw up in order to sober up

>>30863154
Eh. Seen worse.

>>30863409
>"I'm still a virgin!"

>>30863339
There is no anthro pony artist that can draw well. This is now a fact.

>>30863426
what is that horrific bulge beneath his skin
that is not how dragon penis works

>>30863380
BWAAHH

>>30863439
>crying uncontrollably and talking about what a failure she is
why boner, why

>>30863026

Ah, I see. You're looking to go farther than just standard fanfic writing. Even just reading lots isn't going to help that. The only way to improve is to write, and write some more, and then keep doing it. It's like any other kind of art, the more you do it, the better you'll get.

Get inspired, and write something, then bring it to somebody who you can look at and say "That's somebody who is a better writer than I am", and ask for criticism and ideas and feedback. Then take it and write again. If you're just getting into writing, this is the best way to get better.

Read "On Writing" books, too. There's a lot of published authors out there that have written them. I recommend Stephen King's "On Writing". He talks a lot about the craft and how to hone it.

>>30863455
because there is no way anthro can be drawn well

>>30863380
>It's gonna be a joke, rig-
>Image loads
>Oh... okay, it's Twilight's mom's head there's still ho-
>Everything else
>Well I can't say I didn't deserve it

>>30863366

All of them except Dash and Fluttershy. Dash would be a complete prick. You'd think that Fluttershy would loosen up a bit, but she's just the type that bottles up all her insecurities and gets really sullen and angry when drunk. Twilight would be the one to come out of her shell in a fun way.

AJ is an experienced drinker and is fun when smashed, Rarity knows her limits and keeps it classy or at least puts out in a spectacular way. Pinkie is just Pinkie, you can't not have fun around her.

>>30863451
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2SYwM9t478

>>30863466
it's because you fantasize about having control over someone even more vulnerable and fragile than you are

>>30863467
Or just read my works.

>>30863503
yeah, that's probably it.

...damnit.

anyone feel like writing this?

please?

>>30863154
I can't help but feel sorry for her

Crying Dash is sad

>>30863470
Every movie and tv studio ever would like to have a word with you.

>>30863486
... WAT?
who did that voice?!

>>30863257
>MLPG
>talking about the show

what the hell is going on in this thread

>>30863546
Tara Strong. It's from Drawn Together.

>>30863423
No no, you're right. It looks great.

>>30863550
Everything that is wrong.

>>30863546
Tara Strong Voiced Princess whats her name in drawn together, thats from it.

>>30863546
Tara Strong.

>>30861747
I regret nothing

i personally believe that pony should pony pony

>>30863546
Tara Strong

>>30863467
Indeed, I am looking for every single piece of input I can. I don't want to write for me, like Ms. Myers did for herself when she wrote Twilight. I know what I am thinking, I know the story. I want others to be able to understand it, like how Jetfire got across the concept of Existence and Farsight. He wrote it in a way that seemed plausible and believable, and I want to do so likewise.

Thank you for the book suggestions, I'll see to getting them as soon as I can get a job next semester.

Losing trip now unless prompted.

>>30863564
aah that explains it, im not familiar with english voices

>>30863589
what if we dont hate any of them?

>>30863154
>Cupcakes animation

This is one of those things I'll watch out of bile fascination, laugh uncomfortably throughout, and feel awful afterwards, then even later think I was a faggot for feeling bad.

How can you talk about My Little Pony when Homestuck ends in less than 15 minutes?

>>30863585
She voiced Toot too.

>>30863624

What the fuck is homestuck?

>>30863624
what the hell is homestruck

>>30863585

Clara.

Princess Clara.

>>30863624
what the shit is homestuck

>mfw people are still offended by porn of shows they like

>>30863624
Homestuck is my least favorite pony.

>>30863615
hey look, it's another /b/tard.

Lurk moar faggot.

>>30863672
I'm pretty sure /co/s OC would have a futa cock twice the size of her body.

>>30863672
>Mfw people still act normal near me

MLPxBerserk crossover, by Disco, colored!

With some trixie.

>>30863708
>AngryCelestia
>>OCs.jpg

>>30863692
>implying people haven't made the exact same comment long before ponies became a bannable offense on /b/

Oh, the irony.

>>30863620
Don't worry it's comical.
>>30863543
but how will pinkie get a new coat otherwise?

>>30863672
how would you like it if someone made porn of your best friends and showed it to you all day long?

go away, parasprite

>>30863672
>Gay and Lesbian at the same time

Que

>>30863759
Thats not irony.

>>30863772
From the store, like everybody else.

Duh.

>>30863759
have you seriously never seen that image before

holy shit you're retarded

>>30863759
>t long before ponies became a bannable offense on /b/
They did? I thought Mootykins just removed trips.

>>30863738
Oh man, I want you to color in my JC pony, but it's all muddled and such by way of sketch. Is there any chance you can clean it up, or do I have to do that first in order for you to color it in?

>>30863759
pretty sure that was a joke

>>30863775
>best friends

>>30863775
Now this is how you
>implying

>>30863786
it's just not the same if you don't use a rainbow dash image with your post.

>>30863599

Best of luck. If you're looking for feedback, I'll drop an e-mail address (throwaway address for all you trolls out there) you can contact me at. I run writing workshops at the local community college, and I'd like to think I know a thing or two.

>>30863798
Sure man, post it, but i think i'll color it tomorrow, school and stuff.

>>30863775
>parasprite

Go back to ponychan, fag.

>>30863775
>Parasprite
10/10 I'm mad

>>30863775
I think I'd be creeped out by it for a bit then I would become indifferent to it over time.

>>30863775
>Best friends
>Parasprite

This fucking guy.

>>30863775
>/co/
>Best friends
>parasprite

Ohohohohoho.

www.livestream.com/dooks

Coloring Rose and Colgate pic.

>>30863775
That depends, is it my girl best friend? Because she's fucking hot.

>>30863867
Are you sure you replied to the right post?

>>30863772
How far along are you with it (I know Flash is a total bitch)? I'd actually really like to see it when it's finished

>>30863775
>implying I would give a fuck
>implying I consider these characters to be my friends

>>30863775
>parasprite
ponychan is the other way, pal

>>30864002
Oh goddammit.

>>30863867
Omegamad samefag detected.

>>30863992
no
the photo's a typical neckbeard

>>30863789
Holy fuck, you just keep sounding stupider and stupider. When did he ever say he never saw that picture? Jesus fucking Christ, go kill yourself.

>>30864005

I consider derpy my friend

>>30863775
>say parasprite
>guaranteed replies

>>30864003
oh it's pretty much done. im just going back and doing frame by frame animations for rough parts. i'm either releasing it this sunday before halloween or on monday.

>>30864097
what's it like to have friends?

>>30863867
>>30864095
Pssst... you're an idiot and you're super fucking mad. Stop typing and go to bed.

>>30863906
Here you go, but I am going to attempt to convert this into a "Vector" using this:

http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2010/11/15/illustrator-s-live-trace-sketch-to-vector/

>>30864095
There you go.

Guys, I might have to start posting pictures of Luna instead of Gilda before bed.
Good idea?

>>30863930
>>30863949
>>30863955
>>30864007
Y... you guys know he trolling, right. Nobody's that retar- fuck it, never mind.

>>30864159
what is it like to be loved

Ponies are ponies.

y/n

>>30864181
Tis the season

>>30864181
indeed it is

>>30864161
>iknowilljustkeepspoutingthesameoldmemesuntilhegivesupasihavenothingleftgivetotheargument.jpg

Fuck off.

>>30864115
Where abouts are you releasing it? You have a Deviantart or something? Or are you just going to upload it to /f/?

>>30864210

PONES!

>>30864097

sketches

>>30864193
Yes, some people really are that pathetic.

Luckily we are the master race that likes the show and the porn.

>>30864002
actually it wasnt him it was me, and it was a pretty stupid question, i now realize it was more rhetorical, but thanks for flaming the guy anyway lol

>>30863775
I would view it with a straight poker face and then use it as ammunition for light-hearted ribbing.

>>30864210
>Pipsqueak will be on next year's poster

>>30864228
>Encouraging tripfags to cancer up the board and threads.
>A good idea
>ever
All of my hate

>>30864210
Define "pony" and "pony".

>>30864242
releasing it on newgrounds and probably youtube. deviant art ->
http://dx11.deviantart.com/

>>30864260
What show?

Not the guy who said it.. but does /co/ hate the word parasprite now?

Holy shit, I remember when we started using that term

Are we condemned to lose all our (admittedly dumb) terminology to the raving ponychan mob?

>>30864253
Oh you love Derpy Megatron, she is your friend.

>>30864181
Fantastic idea, Gilda sucks.

>>30864286
>posting Luna pics
>cancer

>>30864228
>>30864212
Okay well that one didnt count because I hadnt decided yet so night

>>30864286

>>30864312
The first crack down of the mods was a necessary wake up call.

That shit was retarded, but too many people were going along with it to stop.

>>30864312
They will never enbrace the term ponyfag like we do.

>>30864305
Beats me.

>>30864312
Wasn't it a /b/ term? At the very least, it was very niche and made fun of by most.

>>30864268
No flamin just helpin him out.

>>30864253

Megatron come back to bed

Pwincess Woona!

>>30864260
>and the porn

Uh... riiiight.

any drawing requests?

>>30864300
Consider yourself watched.

Also
>Newgrounds

This still exists?