first

>>30853217
Rarity is an escort.

>mailmare
lol faggots

ITT: tripfags we won't miss when Obama's Republic of Hitlerstan abolishes proxies.

There is already a thread:

>>30853196

>>30853196

>>30853196

>>30853196

>>30853196

>>30853196

>>30853196

>>30853217

Berry Punch makes wine for a living.

>>30853266
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmWD3auLIc&feature=relmfu

We need a new face in the White House.

>>30853189
>>30853179
>>30853135
>>30853136
>4 replies
You guys are too kind!

What DIgimon partner would each member of the main cast have?

We have an ask-tumblr about cupcakes. So why not about pattycakes http://ask-fluttermama.tumblr.com/
No, seriously. Why?

Carrot Top is an entertainer who amuses the citizens of Ponyville with her unique brand of prop-comedy.

Applejack works on an apple farm.

>>30853335
Fucking liar.

>>30853343
Tain't a lie.

>fanon

>>30853266

>>30853310

No dude, just no

>>30853217
Lyra works on her thesis on extinct primates.

>>30853217
Obama has a tumblr now.
Let us ask him about Ponies

>>30853369

>>30853399

More like Lyra is the host of a pony radio show that is the equivalent of the old TV show "In Search Of". The topic is always humans.

>>30853261
You can't escape your past.

>>30853423
That's just too perfect.

>>30853364
Luna's just angry that they got her character totally wrong in her episode. Did the writers even bother to research the popular fanfictions?

I think this link needs to be included in the Link Board.

http://www.isthereanewmylittleponyfriendshipismagicepisodeonthehubthisweek.com/

>>30853447
I know it's like they never even read past sins

>>30853447

I'm not the only one who finds Pinkie really annoying, right? Never cared much for her, but she was unbearable in the Halloween episode. The worst part is that when another pony clearly wants her to go away, she doesn't. She's that one obnoxious, oblivious friend that you just can't get rid of. Fucking Pinkie Pie.

>>30853455
As opposed to just asking or looking on the TV Guide?

>>30853455
I'm also so frustrated I could jizz cream.

>>30853470
>people don't ask for everything that's in the Link Board anyways

we need to go diaper

>>30853466
She's Kramer?
Well, the audience wanted him gone, but you know what I mean.

>>30853491
fuck you I had just gotten my boner back

>>30853491

>that pun

>>30853455
I like it!

>>30853466
I'm indifferent toward Pinkie

but I'd go insane if I had to live with her, she never shuts up

So. Luna has three different forms.

blue hair Luna
bigger, star-haired Luna
Nightmare Moon

But we're only aware of two forms for Celestia.

pink hair Celestia
bigger, magic-hair Celestia
???

So what is Celestia's final form?

>That feel when chained up in a dank, dark dungeon and taking it up the ass from your favourite pony's thick, fat horse cock.

>ITT

>>30853466
>implying, >opinions, etc.

>>30853532
a jigglypuff seen from above

>>30853517
Why are you fapping to ponythreads anyways?

could someone quickly post that "why boner?" "because" comic?

>>30853554
>implying I'm not just tabbing between the thread and my fapfodder

>>30853532
Wetdream Sun

>>30853525
I think it's silly

>>30853517

>>30853554
I think a better question is why he stopped at that picture.

>>30853536
>that feel when the head flares to twice its size and she ejaculates deep inside you

>>30853536
Investing in a desolate and private area for me and Mrs Cake really is something that just pays itself off over and over.

>>30853491

>>30853466

>>30853555
fuck, nevermind. found it easily. I'm a retard

>>30853527
Have you ever dated someone who acts like Pinkie Pie IRL? So fucking annoying.

>>30853612

no, but I dated a girl who acts like fluttershy once

it did NOT end well

>>30853621
Let me guess, it was your fault?

>>30853466
I can never enough Pinkie.

Yes, you are alone, Anon. You hate fun. How does it feel to hate fun things? Awful, I bet.

>>30853612
>dated someone
ha ha

>>30853532
The incarnation of the Desert Sun, burning brighter than the brightest star gazing mercilessly down upon the world and reducing to desert anything that falls beneath her gaze.

>>30853621
I dated one like her once too.
But she didn't know it
I told her in dark alley
I think the break up went smoothly. I haven't heard from her anyway.

>>30853621
>women are insane to begin with
>introverted women are even more insane, like hack your balls off and feed them to you insane

what are you doing

>>30853631
>Fun
Mah nigga.

Also, pink version.

>>30853580
I knew you were of the same mindset, Faceless. You've always been the only one to understand me.

Also, my favourite is the Hydra, even if she's not a pony.

>>30853612
>Have you ever dated someone

>>30853631
Stop having fun near me, it's distracting, I'm trying to drink and wallow in my own self pity

>>30853629

nah, she ended up alienating herself from pretty much everybody. wasn't until years later that I figured she probably had chronic depression or something. but hey, that's middle school for you

her mom was a control-freak too, so that didn't help

>>30853532

>>30853661
Bajeesus, that's a body-splitter..

>>30853606
No you're not! you're a special snowflake and we love and tol-HURRRRGGGGGGGGGBBLGG

>>30853661
Well now we need female hydra porn

I think later tonight I might stream some RFD updates.

Is that a good thing?

why didn't you believe me

>>30853703
DO IT

>>30853660
Ain't no party like a Pinkie Party

>>30853703
Of course it is, Scherzo-sama!

>>30853597
;_;

>>30853697
>"love and tolerance" has nothing to do with a show named "friendship is magic"
quite a stretch with that logic there son

>>30853703
favorite tumblr is best pony tumblr

BUENO

>>30853621
>Greentext story time?

>>30853728
>vomiting
How dense are you?

>>30853674
This sounds like a job for Pinkie! Teach poor anon what it's like to experience merriment!

I think Cloudkicker kicks clouds for a living.

Just a hunch

>>30853597
Why do their manes fall out, but not their hair?

That doesn't make any sense.

>>30853757
Applejack did you get discorded again

>>30853720

>>30853757
Cloudkicker is probably as much of a fuckoff as Dash, but they both give each other excellent peer reviews so they both get to keep their jobs.

>>30853773
Their skin color is the same

>>30853787
Like those city workers that just sit on their shovels and mow the highway medians?

>>30853787
When you finish all your work in 2 minutes you can slack off for the rest of the day

>>30853773
Maybe skin color is the same as coat color? I haven't really seen anything to tell me their coats are actually fur, for that matter.

>>30853795

>>30853787
Id believe it.

>>30853802
Exactly.

Fuckin' pegasus unions.

You know, now that I think about it

we should've petitioned moot to put "love and tolerance" on the autoban list.

Is that a Dildo in the top left?

>>30853597
>That comic
I... I don't...
What is this weird... >feeling I have?

>>30853787
So are RD and CK bros?

Do we have any fanart of them chillin together?

>>30853824
You know it!

>>30853824
AJ and Twilight's expression work perfectly. Big Mac and Dash have clearly been drugged

'love' and 'tolerance' are the two opposite ends of the acceptance spectrum

>>30853831
That's an erection

>>30853831
I think its called a boner

>>30853851
Sadboners?

How does that even work?

>>30853851
>>30853863
Welp.

>>30853851
>>30853863
boner mind

>>30853824
>Hipsters
>fucking everywhere

>>30853821
2nd.

>>30853824
Probably not.
Also, I came up with a fun topic.

If you went to a Brony meetup. How would you ruin everything? I'm talking about making things as uncomfortable as possible for those around.

I'd probably go with one of my bros. Get drunk and start drunkenly making out. It usually makes people uncomfortable. And then perhaps try to make out with the least ugliest brony there.

No homo

>>30853821
I agreement.

>>30853887
strong gay confirmed, sorry anon

>>30853757

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

>>30853887
>

>>30853887
I'm find the first person I could with a hat and take a crap in it

Littlepip is canon! lesbians are now canon

>>30853887
I was going to suggest being super flamboyant and extroverted about being a fan to the point of insanity, but I don't think that would help the situation.

>>30853824
>living in the midwest
>2011

The girl sitting next to Kurt Cobain right in the front isn't bad looking

>>30853904
>He isn't secure enough in his sexuality to make out with both sexes.

Oh my

>>30853878
3rd

>>30853887
I'd be that guy that keeps nodding out, waking up for a second, then falling asleep again

>>30853887
sounds like a good recipe to get piss drunk off of your knickers and becoming the brony cum receptable with your buddy for the rest of the con.

I am truely sorry for your lots.

>>30853887
Not including murdering someone, because, come on, that's small time.

Try to bring up controversial topics all the time, to the point they want to kick me out, but their mantra says they can't.

>>30853919
That wouldn't make things worse. You'd probably fit right in.

>>30853887
Show up with 6 girls who are willing to act like a given pony.

After the inevitable flirtatious bronies, flee like their tails are on fire.

>>30853943
4th

Cheerilee is a teacher and Vinyl Scratch is a DJ

I think Octavia plays in a band

>>30853425
I really don't care anymore.

>>30853946
Do you mean I'd have sex with said bro?
Probably not, we've done this many times.

>>30853887
Not a bad topic, except for that 2nd part.
I would try and be as racist and politically incorrect as possible while citing examples in the show that didn't actually happen and get angry when they disagree. Like belligerently angry. Also I would be wearing a suit and tie.

>>30853887
>implying moot exists and isn't in mexico


part of your post isn't allowed to be posted

>>30853968
22nd'd.

Cloudkicker is a historian about bogus alien technology

>>30853980
101st!

so is there a list of unpostable words or do i just have to insert null characters into every word

>>30853887

I'd try to rape all the hot chicks dressed up in Mane 6 costumes and claim this is what bronies have taught me.

what if celestia was actually a nice person and a good sister

>>30853867
>he's never had a sadboner before

What a faggot, eh am I right you guys?

>>30853887
Holy shit are you actually thinking of doing something like this?
You better delivar

I would probably try to sneak some weed on them and watch them freak out when they found it.

>>30854010
Isn't that what you usually do? I do it because it's so annoying if one of the words was wrong to retype it.

>>30854009
Last

>>30854016
That gives me an idea.

Talk about marshmellow pony butthole the whole time.

>>30854009
796th'd.

>>30854021

She'd be her canon self.

>>30854021
We'd have canon celestia, that's what

>>30854016

>>30854010
If there are, it will say so after you try and post them. And then you get banned if you repeatedly try and post them.

I think.

Lyra's job in the actual cartoon would be a musician. Bonbon would make chocolates at a candy shop, most likely.

>>30854016
>rape
>NEVER funny
>thats how my sister died etc

>>30854001
Lyra is a vet

>>30854021
What if your wife was actually nice to my dick.

>>30854016
That's not what you would do, I mean things that are feasible and would ruin the mood.

>>30853887
I would go as I am, perfectly normal and intelligent. That would probably fuck everything up. I kid though, I always thought a meetup would be fun but there's no time and I'm far out of the way

>>30854065
Marshmellowy pony butthole.

>>30854063

>>30854053

Cutie marks signify their specal talents, not necessarily their jobs. Look at pinkie pie, she works as a baker, her symbol is a bunch of balloons.

>>30854046
>>30854048
but seriously what would that be like

>>30853956
That would make their day.

I would come with a bunch of MLP toys from the 80's cartoon and constantly try to talk about it. When they get mad at me, I'll tell them they're wrong and the rest of the internet loves the 80's cartoon and not the new one.

>>30854080

>>30854072
>I'm intelligent
>on the internet talking about ponies
>want to go to a meetup
>Get Out

EXHAUSTIIOOOON rest EXHAUUSTIOOOOON rest EXHAUUUUUSTIOOOON
good night

>>30854042
>>30854009
>>30853980
>>30853968
>>30853943
>>30853878
Numbers thread?
π

>>30854072
Woah woah, not judging people before you've met them? AND not wishing malice upon everyone?

Sir, you need to see a psychiatrist immediately.

>>30854094

>>30854089
And claim Love and Tolerance as a legal word. So you'll say it in place of "I've rights to say this".
The butthurt would be so great.

>>30854109
whole numbers please

>>30854098
Sometimes, I think meets would be fun. Other times, the pictures scare me.

>>30854080
>>30854094
>>30854117
Did Rarity cast a bodyswap spell or something?

>>30854126
3.9

>>30854072
>I am, perfectly normal and intelligent
>In 4chan
>In a pony general

>>30854123
Speaking of which, has anyone claimed royalty for the term, yet? Man, that would rake in DOSH.

Cheerilee is not only a teacher, she's also a professional dancer.

>>30853274

Leth, entertaining should go as one of the alternate streams to basil

>>30854085
Well Lyra's special talent would probably get her a career in music. I mean, at the Gala thing, Octavia was playing music, and that's her special talent.

>>30854016
mods = fags, etc getting sick of this place at least theres PONY threads

>>30853824
Holy Jesus they're all hideous. How do you guys feel knowing that they represent you?

>>30854131
Imagine a group picture where that guy made out with his bro.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99

>>30854109
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BOOK WORM

ENJOYING STAYING INSIDE TONIGHT

>>30854159
What kinds of music would the ponies like?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk30a0qsVIk

>>30854174
Are they attractive?

>>30854098
You disagree ponies are lovely? There was a time only intelligent people appreciated this show, I hope you remember.

So I see /b/ is here.

Luna paints in her free time.

>>30853517
Consider your boner now restored.

>>30854169

She was also in Canterlot. Lyra lives in a small earth pony town. I doubt there is much of a grand music scene there. I imagine her music is what she loves, but its not necessarily what she does to make bits.

>>30853887
I would just start smoking and blow it all in their faces, because they are all straight edge faggots it will piss them off. (hopefully)

>>30854171
The same way we do every night, Pinkie.

We butcher them all.

>>30854171
Feelsbadpony.png

No really. It's really awful wanting to be a fan of something and maybe tell a few friends but the most publicity it gets is form the worst kind of people.

>>30854193
Everbody loves prog rock

>>30854206
>bloke

>>30854196
I was thinking of the shitstorm all over the chans over gay bronies.

>>30854174
Oh god /v/ would be ALL over that.
Make it happen

>>30854206
You knwo this makes me wonder.

Why are there so many accents in ponyville? You got the Apple family with their souther/texan droll, and now this little Cockney bastard. Is ponyville some kinda cultural melting pot?

>>30854183
JOHN MADDEN

>>30854210
nope

booze and weed at every meetup

>>30854198
No one is stupid or intelligent on the internet until their grammar proves otherwise.

>>30854227
Explain? What happened to gay bronies?

>>30853824
so much why

so, so much why

>>30854219
It means man, we use it in Nottingham quite a bit

>>30854247
>Pip
>Cockney
hurrrrrrrrrrr

>>30854255
this happened.

>>30854252
>no coke, E, or ket

boring

>>30853621
My wife reminds me of Fluttershy a lot.

Can you guys like, discuss the topic at hand?

>>30854255
It would be a shitstorm if bronies made out in a picture. I'm talking hypothetically now.

>>30854171
not really, looks like an average group of 20s something college fucks

you probably never leave your mom's basement so you don't know what people look like

>anon is jealous that other people get to have fun irl while he posts ponies alone on the internet

>>30854289
shut the fuck up Lance Armstrong

>>3085425
ebay

>>30854283
>wife
>in a pony thread

>>30854289
NO.

>>30854252
How would you know kind sir?

>>30854252
No, you need weed, ritalin, and whatever it is autists are supposed to take. Valium, I guess.

>>30854291
Ahh. But attractive people making out (assuming these bronies in question happen to be that way, hypothetically) then this would not scare me.

What's your stance on marshmallow pony buttholes?

>>30854324
I'm for them.

I want to see more of the Evefree forest. Do you think there are giant spiders that live there?

>>30854310
little known fact
that is actually buzz

THOU BEST PREPARE THEMSELVES, FOR IT ART TIME FOR BEST PONY

>>30854319
Meth and xanax, twacked out bronies skittering around all over the place, everyone looking for their keys or glasses, which they have in their hands

>>30854289
exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark

>>30854303
>confirmed for never having been near a group of normal people

>>30854337
So, Pinkie is behind Luna, I am assuming?

>>30854303
>They are having fun at those meetups and its not the most awkward conversation and group of people in a 100mi radius.

Actually judging by the looks of those people you might be right; at least by their standards.

>>30854303
I have been to college, sir, and that pic is not representative.

Maybe the anime club or something, but not a college over all.

>>30854324
I would hug a pony marshmallow butthole nonsexually

>>30854324
C'mon sugarcube, haven't we had this discussion before..?
I'm for them

>>30854331
I'm more worried about the ROUS

>>30854312
Yep, believe it or not, some of us are socially adept enough to make it through the entire dating process without the girl shrieking in terror and running off.

there is no saving this horrible thread

>>30854336
lightyear?

>>30854373
picture of the wedding ring and a pony or it didn't happen

>>30854373
bullshit

>>30854337
Here's the picture you meant to post.

>>30854373
Completely true

>>30854373
>implying

I had a girlfriend in high school that was like Cheerilee. I'm still sad about moving away.

>>30853887

I would show up in Homestuck cosplay. Drunk. Ranting.

>>30854387
>>30854388

self-admitting to being unloved virgins

>>30854373
Wait, that's bad?

>>30854391
You're both wrong.

>>30854384

>>30854420
Your point being?

>>30854337
Pone list of poni

>Pony tier
Octavia
Derpy Hooves
>Demipony tier
Luna
Applejack
>Really pony tier
Cheerilee
Princess Celestia
Twilight Sparkle
>Pretty pony tier
Lyra
Rarity
Fluttershy
>Pink pony tier
Pinkie Pie
Berry Punch
>Sorta pony tier
Rainbow Dash
>Alright pony tier
Raindrop
Trixie
Colgate
>Not so pony tier
Pipsqueak

>>30854391
God I wish Luna was at the gala yelling at everyone

>>30854324
No. I am more for Dr. Tran eating Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes
FROM A CUP

Which pony is the least adorable

>>30854373
Yeah no.

>>30854387
I wonder how long until we see a pony themed wedding. You know the groom in a swanky cyan tux, the bride in a classical dress that could be designed by Rarity herself. A song from the series would play as they walk down the Isle.

Oh yeah, andthey would all be wearing fursuits

>>30854449
Pipsqueak should be in cow tier

>>30854463
derpy is a very ugly pony

I have spent fifteen years compiling pictures of the new Luna in the hopes that I may reference them and her properly.
I know much of this is probably stuff you guys have already known, but it helps me to remember things if I write them down.

>>30854434
TO INFINITY
AND BEYOND

>>30854465
>>30854409
>>30854408
>>30854388
>>30854387
the foreveralone is strong in this thread

>>30854469
>dat spoiler

>>30854452
Now we know why she wasnt there

>"CELESTIA WE ARE READY FOR THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA!"

>"Uhh....maybe you should stay in tonight. Keep getting settled."

>>30854449
>demipony tier
>Applejack

Every time I see this, I can't help but imagine ponies singing it.

They must hate humans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez90azx4LKk

If you weren't all such shut-in ponyfuckers you would know that people actually do socialize and get married in the real world. It isn't even that hard. I've been married for three years, I should know.

>>30854489
are you lost

>>30854143
She was raped, you idiot.

>>30854442
My point is you're pathetic.

>>30854486
Oh, sorry for forgetting to mention, but sorry for it being so huge. And sorry for some of the writing being small and hard to read.

>>30854512
You can't marry a cat, Anonymous.

>>30854463
I would say Granny Smith but that's mean

>>30854512
>getting married
>2011

how could you possibly fuck up this bad

>>30854469

>>30854489
Yay, I'm not the only one!

>>30854473
"Applejack, I don't care what you say, Pipsqueak is not a cow!'
'But what about this milk I got from him, eh? Let's see yer booksmarts explain that one!'

I got a boner from the winter song. Is this normal?

>>30854512
Marriedfags represent.

>>30854518
But why would she have to put Blueblood in her body to rape him?

>>30854469
They've already been on a wedding cake. It was AJ and Dash.

>>30854512
Lack of socialization has nothing to do with ponies and everything to do with being on 4chan.

You, normalfag, have no place here on 4chan. It is a place for we weeaboo neckbeards. Stop turning it into normalhumanbeing.blogspot.com.

Luna uses Gentoo

>>30854554
Did you finish your holiday cheer?

>>30854554
yes

>>30854551
>Applejack molesting Pipsqueak
>whyest boner

>>30854512
The term is "Horsefucker" you inconsiderate fuck.

>>30854561
Four years here.

>>30854512

Why would I seek out a relationship when I have ponies in my life?

>>30854564
Good the used the best canon ship.

>>30853597
>That comic
Oh wow. Oh...
Wow... ;_;

>>30854561
As long as you are about 30+ then its not so bad, but if you are still in your 20's then WHY did you throw your life away?

>>30854579
How's your relationship going?

>>30854567
>Using 'holiday cheer' as a euphemism for fapping

>>30854520
but....I try so hard....

>>30854574
>Pipsqueak being molested by the main six on penis inspection day
>they use him as a sex education course for the CMC
>they demonstrate erection and ejaculation

all of my money

>>30854579
2 and a half years master race reporting in.

>>30854601
>getting married
>throwing your life away
ahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahah

>>30854561
>>30854512
>normalfag scum
Eww. Now I gotta go fap to fetish porn to wash off the taint.

>>30854601
Wow, people believe this about marriage.

>>30854601
Yeah, didn't you guys ever listen to your dads? That's like the first thing he ever told me.

ask-dinky-doo updated. Finally.

>>30854554
>not getting a boner for art of the dress
its like you dont even know who best pony is

Ask Zecora just updated.

>>30854609
I TRY ALL THE TIME

IN THIS INSTITUTION

the connection was reset.

>>30854633
I know. Every time I see someone who lusts after a three dimensional female, I grow infuriated.

It's even worse if the female in question doesn't even have tentacles!

>>30854649
>>30854656
>updated ask-tumblrs mind.

>>30853217
>Derpy is the mailmare
It's not fanon, bro.

>>30854657
AND HE SANG

i have been happily married for six years

if you think i'm lying you're a bitter virgin

>>30854080
>>30854094
>>30854117

Who's the artist? I know I've seen that style before.

>>30854486
LAUREN FAUST LET'S DO IT

>>30854657
LEARN HOW TO HIDE YOUR FEELINGS

Since we are talking about relationships and everything......


Are there, um....any girls here who would like to.....I dunno, get some coffee sometime?

>>30854693
Okay..
And why should we care?

>>30854693
I give you ten years max

>>30854693
>dat logic

>>30854676
If it's not Blueblood, I don't really care.

>>30854657
>getting the internet
>in an institution

What fancy place did you get sent to?

>>30854636
He's got a point. Nobody should be getting married until at least their mid twenties.

eh que tranza

>>30854633
>consensual sex between two married adults in the missionary position for no reason other than procreation

>>30854693
7/10
almost replied

Rainbow Dash's singing voice makes me hard. Why doesn't she sing more often?
Oh god maybe she'll sing in the pet episode, some rock ballad about competition!
Hnnnnnnnnggggghg

>>30854685

Those are pegasus movers, not delivery types. Not the boxes with finger holes, they aren't shipping boxes but transport boxes.

>>30854693
Hey hey hey

I'm not bitter. Just lonely

if i got married it would mean i would have to admit to another living person that i watch ponies

fuck that

>>30854693
>>30854636
>>30854606
>>30854579
>>30854561
>>30854512
Obvious samefag
8/10 you had me there for a sec.

>>30854649
Would have been better if it were a joke about Derpy constantly setting shit on fire.

>>30854734
que pedo ese

>>30854693
Does it count if I'm not a virgin, but still bitter/disappointed about my sex life?

>>30854739
A Rocky-type montage is what's called for!

>>30854740
Note the hooves without fingers for the fingerholes. Doesn't change anything, just pointing it out.

>>30854693
Does it count if I'm not a virgin, but still bitter about how the relationship ended?

>>30854732
Agreed. Besides, 30+ year old men on a pony thread?

I am concerned indeed,

>>30854788
Haven't they had scissors with fingerholes?

Hey Hasbro, here's an idea for your next Halloween special.
--------------
'Twas a long time ago,
longer now than it seems
in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams.
For the story you're about to be told
began with the holiday worlds of old.
Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from.
If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun.

>>30854739
It drives my penis to insanity.

>>30854731
>Doesn't get the reference

I have used my amazing powers of internet deduction to determine who the married couples in this thread are. I shall arrange them by pairs.

>>30853488
>>30853746

>>30854364
>>30854387

>>30854009
>>30854350

>>30854373
>>30854601

>>30854656
>>30854740

>>30854163
>>30854628

Let's give all these happy couples a round of applause!

Caramel is a cross-dresser.

we know this to be the case.

>>30854810
>once you are older you are no longer allowed to do things you enjoy or use the Internet

>>30854788

It denotes the type of box being used. Those are standard moving boxes with lids, not the type with flaps for sealed shipping

>>30854815
Haven't they had fuck you with shut up?

>>30854816
Colts and fillies of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us we might not bite
This, our town of Nightmare Night
This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Pumpkins scream all before daylight!
This is Nightmare Night, everybody’s in a plight
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream!
In this town of Nightmare’s eve
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the night-mare’s song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...
Scream! This is Nightmare Night
Red 'n' black, full o' fright
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

>>30854779
>>30854802
Christ man, get it together.

>>30854837
goodbye horses

>>30854851
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Nightmare's Eve!
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, with such delight
In our town of Nightmare Night
In this town
Don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Nightmare Moon might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Nightmare Night, everybody scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special gal
Our lady Luna is Queen of the Everfree
Everyone hail to the Nightmare Queen now!
This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the Night-mare’s song
La la la la-la la

>>30854469
Pony Weddings you say?

>>30854810
If I were still in my twenties, no way in hell I'd be wasting my time here. Now that I'm set for life, I got a shitload of time I have no problem squandering.

>>30854833


>>30854009
>>30854350
....those are both me.


Oh well, maybe next time.

>>30854833
>Not including that gay anon
Wait, that's right gay marriage is wrong

>>30854833
I'm on there with myself, and again with the pony butthole jackass.

nice work

Would you a zebra?

>>30854840
Life!

>>30854877
Well ok. You and Mrs. Palmer have a lovely evening alone.

>>30854884
Fuck off, Nathan.

>>30854877
if you can't love yourself, who can you love

>>30854833
>that feel when you didn't get to any of those

>>30854486
I need to know about the investigation.

Is the lower part of her mane consistently less wavy? It always seemed like the top and bottom were the same (until near the end), but shifted about 3/4's of a phase over.

>Hilarious coincidences

So I was toying with my pony mod for EU3 today (shout out if any of my EU3 bros are here), when I realized something rather amusing. Because Equestria defaults to the government type "Enlightened Despotism", they automatically get the Imperialism casus belli.

Have fun annexing your neighbor countries with the following premise: "They will be better off in our glorious empire!" ... as ponies.

>>30854833
Oh, look at that. I'm on there with myself twice.

>>30854895
No, but I'd Rarity's horn

>>30854903
ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE?

>>30854919
is there actually a mod for eu3 involving ponies or did you do it yourself?

>>30854869
I had a sharp pain in my lower left abdomen randomly as I read the that comic, and then I looked at the source.

Areyouawizard?.jpg

>>30854915
I love my self just find.

But that doesnt stop the crushing despair of isolation when I lie alone in my bed every night

>>30854833
but you put me with myself

>>30854919
You sound incredibly autistic.

>>30854938
No, a different time-zone.

Just kidding. Time traveller extraordinaire here.

>>30854910
Oh, c'mon, Anon. Nathan isn't a homophobe. It's the Jews that are homophobes, right Nathan?

>>30854833
According to that, I'm married to three separate Anons.

>>30854903
I will hate you forever if this isn't the next OP

>>30854957
>>30854934
>>30854892

theres only 2 people on the internet. You and me while I pretend to be thousands of people.

>>30854778
eeeeee si we

>>30854956
Married/socialfag here.

If you have good self esteem, good people skills, etc. then get the fuck off 4chan and go do something. If you really want to meet people, you have to go meet them. At, like, a not-the-internet place.

Also, stop wanting to be in a relationship. You'll never find yourself in a good one if you're desperate.

>>30854946
Did it myself, though it's a work in progress.

Right now, I have it set up to run like the Peasant's War events... but in every European country at once. Suddenly around 1405, everyone starts getting massive cultural shifts to pony, patriots rising up everywhere, mass desertion, etc.

Equestria forms out of the ashes of Europe to conquer the world!

>>30854958
>Calling someone on autistic
>On 4chan

Thank you kind sir. I am always welcome to compliments, though you flatter me.

>>30854952
No but she is.

>>30854990
Then I'll have to remove it so the next OP can post it.
Perhaps later.

>>30854919

I like EU3 and all, but pony mods for Paradox games just don't do it for me.

>read Cheerilee's Garden, a delightful gorefic
>come to /co/, browse the current general
>WEEDS, WEEDS EVERYWHERE

>>30855014
Why is it all relationship advice about being lonely is to just pretend that you arent?

>>30855045
>Fanfiction

>>30853466
While I do find Pinkie Pie to be quite amusing at times, I do kinda find it kinda nerve-racking to see Pinkie Pie usually cause most of the problems (such as with "Luna Eclipsed", where he play scare really upset Luna) and get away with it (though she does get called out on it from time-to-time).
Even worse, she somehow has the solution to the problem she usually starts or exacerbates and everyone else proclaims "Wow! You're a genius, Pinkie Pie!"

I kinda want another Pinkie Pie episode like "Party of One" where she causes an incident and gets called out on it, but doesn't solve it with her randomness but actually makes an earnest attempt to fix the problem without making everyone else look like idiots.

Just my two-cents.

>>30855019
oh i like this, hoping to see it as a full mod released later on so that i don't have to make one myself to see equestria crush the HRE

>>30854919
>mfw it's spot on
Though I'm more of a Victoria/Total War fag myself.

>>30855059
because being alone and being lonely are two different things. if you're not ever able to be happy when you're alone, even if you're a hardcore extrovert, you sure as fuck won't be happy when you're in a relationship.

>>30855040
Speak for yourself. I'd love a Mount and Blade game where each faction is named after the Mane 6 and there's nothing but couched lances everywhere.

>>30855059
Here's some advice about loneliness:
- Make a list of activities you enjoy, in or out of your house.
- Figure out which ones attract people you'd like to hang out with.
- Find a place and time where people with similar interests meet and hang out.
- Attend, introduce yourself, gain 5+ friends.
- Clean your home and make it the kind of place a person might want to visit.
- Have a get-together at your home. It can be anything from movie night to a full-blown party.

You are now not as lonely as you were. Congratulations.

Comic request from last thread
>>30852756
Done!

Anymore comic request?
Write one, I draw.

>>30855077

There's been a pony mod for Vicky 2 for a while

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?538353-Ponies-Ponies!

>>30855114
I am happy by myself. But that still doesnt change the fact that I am lonely

>>30855116
Oh, in another amusing twist, this is your pool for general names as Equestria:

Twilight Sparkle
Applejack
Rarity
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie

>>30855066
>where he play scare
copypasta detected. 7/10

>>30855116
>couched lances everywhere

This kind of thing horrifies me. Just so you know.

>>30855059
Don't listen to them friend.
The normalfags just want to rid you of the little comfort of fake relationships the Internet offers, so you may waste what little you have to an unfruitful relationship.
Embrace your loneliness, if you make it your ally there is no-one that can hurt you.

If you haven't started seriously dating by the time you're 20, it's too late. You can't learn how, because you're just fundamentally broken. Better luck next life, I guess.

>>30855160
An amputee pony. Doesn't matter who.

>>30855160
Big mac bucking and this fell out the tree

>>30855181
then fuck off to a bar/adult ed class/dog park/church/gym and stop coming to 4chan

you're doing this to yourself bro

next thread is about the full moon

and by that I mean Luna's ass

>>30855156
Thanks! Now I'm going to throw a huge party for the new episode of MLP and invite all my friends!

>>30855179
Already have it. Thanks though.

>>30855156
Adding to this:

You will start being invited to parties/get-togethers eventually. Be the FIRST ONE THERE at least once or twice. Help the host out, and every time someone new comes to the door, introduce yourself and shake their hand. Remember their fucking name. Talk about them, not you.

Read some Carnegie and get on that shit.

>>30855156
>>30855243

I hope you're happy with what you've done.