yes

hello fellow bronies

FUCK YOU ITS RAINBOW DASH TIME

HOLY SHIT GUYS.

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN APPLEJACK AND RAINBOW DASH?

>>30844963
Post some Shadowbolt Dash then.

daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

mabye

>>30844964
GEE I DUNNO

>>30844963
Less stupid Applejack

More awesome Rainbow Dash

It's not that I don't like AJ, but these threads never go anywhere.

>>30844966
maybe later

>>30844963
DOHOHO

hash, a bath, ponies and tea

hows your monday, ponyfuckers?

otherwise, what is best pony music, and best pony remix. in your opinion of course

Can this be a pony wallpaper thread? I don't think I've updated my pony folder since the end of season one.

>Twilight learns that using dark magic isn't wrong, just awkward, like a relationship with a step sibling.

>>30844938
Dat Wolverine Applejack

>>30844979
>implying she'd not get bucked in the face and anally molested afterwards

Okay.

>>30844962
>probably
That would >imply that he hasn't tried. And that's hilarious. Also, does he think it's unfair or something?

>>30844988
>yfw you accidentaly push the s button befora Dash can pop out, scrunching her to death and instantly breaking her spines and killing her.

>>30845009
>implying she would

>>30844993
I just got back from work and now I'm staring at my .38 on my desk contemplating suicide.

You know, the usual.

Maybe If I stay real quiet. The nasty humies will focus on loving Rainbow Dash and stop bullying me

>>30845017
>implying marshmallow isn't squishy

>>30845021
can i get a link to this vid

>>30845013
what does that prove?

a better question would be, who do you ship your OC with?

needs more shipping. after all... neither of these characters is interesting enough to stand out on her own.

>>30845017

How did /co/ like Luna, and which pony do we hate this week?

>>30845037
youtube apple.mov

Aww, I love how cute all you Applejack/Rainbow Dash fans get, you're almost as tsundere for each other as the actual characters

>>30844993
Canon song: Winter Wrap Up
Remix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3__pR3NBf34

I don't even give a shit about it not being a remix.

>2011
>people still like rainbow dash

>>30845045
You motherfucker, Applejacks barn door DOESNT SWING THAT WAY.

>>30845027
Don't worry AJ, Rainbow Dash is fat and pregnant and you have the greatest ass in all of equestria from all those years of apple bucking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M&ob=av3e

>>30845024
>.38
GEE I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A WOMAN.

>>30845045
>neither of these characters is interesting
typical applejack fan trying to bring others down to their level

but it won't work

>>30845027
YOU WISH
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PONY
AND YOU SHOULD FEEL AS SUCH!

>>30845027
Cheer up, lass!
You know what they say!
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

>>30845027
stupid, illeterate, hick, redneck, dirt pony, mud pony, soil pony, workhorse, dumb, boring, worthless, no quality, ugly, hated, good for only bucking apples pony.

>>30845045
Sex with non related?

>>30845024
>>30845024
>.38 spl

nigga she an peashooter.

More Applebashing? Meh. I guess I'm getting used to it. Sort of come with loving the pony most people don't like. AJ and Rarity both. Oh well.

>>30845091
>sex with apples

>>30845072
Lets not get /k/ in here.

>>30845104
Where is my picture of a Rainbow Dash colored Shotgun with cutie mark when I need it?

>>30845053
> Applejack has fans

I wish Applejack was my sister. I would let her catch me masturbating on accident.

>>30844993
Woke up 3 hours early, didn't go back to bed, slept at school, been on the thread for 4 hours now.

>>30845101
Aww don't feel bad, we're all in the same-

>Rarity

Get out.

Best poni

>>30845067
Rainbow Dash is so fat that when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up again .

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>>30845125
You can have a picture of Rainbow Dash with a gun if you want to.

Spike is the best pony.
Let us list the reasons why Spike is the best pony

and why you would hug him non-sexually

>>30844993
>>30845128
Not your personal blog, slutlords. Post ponies.

>>30845129
Make me.

>>30845129
You have no idea how much flame Rarity got half a year ago...

Needs more Pinkie Pie.

>people on ponychan becoming internet couples

I am literally trying to hold back tears from laughter here. This is the funniest shit I've seen in years. Mother of god save me my fucking SIDES

I bet you could bounce quarters off Applejack's flank.

Also, best Applejack gijinka.

>>30845142
you forgot the part about religion

>>30845157
>Not liking Rarity the most since episode 1
Nigga you gay

>>30845145
>Filename

>Not loving the shit out of all the ponies
>2011

Get on with the times, guys.

>>30845157
None at all because no one cared about her? Yeah I do too.

>>30845134
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

What would happen to Spike if Twilight died next episode?
How would his life change?

>>30845051
ty sir

>>30845142

>>30845166
>Keeping track of ponychan

>No pictures of best pony yet.

>>30845142
I'm suddenly filled with the knowledge this is a cross-stitch somewhere in the Apple family house.

rainbow dash is boring.

so are her dreams.

Gummy is best pony.

>>30845171
>pinkie's smile

>>30845196
But that's a bear.

>>30845192
Now that's a laugh.

>>30845203
Fuck, I read that as Cummy. I am a bad person.

>>30845145
>>30845145
>>30845145

ITT: We guess Scootaloo's thoughts.

>>30845203
I am extremely okay with this.

>>30845201
>IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A DECENT DREAM

>>30845203
Spike is the best pony you filthy pleb.
Gummy doesn't even talk.

>>30845220
>enhance on her eye until Rainbow Dash appears

>>30845220
> "I haven't had girltime yet" means "I don't need a condom." FUCK YEAH.

Even ponychan hates Applejack.

And those who likes Applejack are hipsters who likes what others dislike.

So if you like Applejack, you're a hipster faggot.

>>30845220

>>30845220

>>30845219
ITT: Ponies with firearms.

>>30845229
>LIVING THE DREAM

>>30845220
>IF I SLEEP WITH SWEETIE BELLE, I'LL BE JUST LIKE RAINBOW DASH. SINCE RAINBOW DASH SHARES A BED WITH LOTS OF GIRL PONIES AT SLEEPOVERS.

>>30845220

>>30845150
>slutlord

An excellent word to be added on my list of obscenities, this'll fit perfectly along fuckdongle and faglord.

Actually, just adding any rank of royalty after a swear word makes it 20% cooler

>>30845241
Everyone's a faggot on 4chan.

>>30845203

quite.

>>30845203
Fun fact.
Gummy bites Pinkie all the time, and once his teeth is grown he will kill her.

>>30845243

>>30845261
>>30845243
OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>30845228

>>30845261
Make a .gif already.

>>30845260
>Implying she didn't forcibly remove them, causing Gummy to die if she ever leaves her

>>30845257
I so hip, I'm actually straight on 4chan

>>30845244

>>30845261

>>30845220
She wants to force her hoof up Sweetie Belle's tight, warm, soft candy vagina, causing her vaginal walls to rupture, unleashing a stream of blood and mucus

derpy is a very swag pony

>>30845245
>>30845219
>>30845145
Indeed.

>>30845277
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=_JUCfX1P1ik

>>30845277

>>30845277
STOP MOTHERFUCKER

>>30845264
I can see this being an episode. Everyone plays a trick on Twilight by switching colors

>>30845283
I know the source, but damn if they don't look like they've had a happy afternoon toke together.

So the key to not make a thread an Applebash thread. Is to make Applejack the topic? Because the topic always gets derailed.

>>30845280
>my face if fanfic that does exactly that.

>>30845291
Did you even see Goldfinger? You'll die if you do that.

>>30845280
In my head canon ponies have a proboscis.

Best humanized pony picture.

>>30845289

>>30845296
Applejack is always hated in every thread. It only died of quick this time.

>>30845306
Only if you used latex paint

They are clearly using some kind of water soluble yellow.

>>30845319
stop

>>30845319

>>30845304

>963 calories

...the fuck?

>>30845333

>>30845296
Bloody hell, now you went away from the not-bashing-Applejack-topic we had going.

You have restarted the cycle.

>>30845325
AJ had the best costume.

There, something positive about Applejack that we can all agree on.

>>30845333
haha

>>30845355
What a story, Mark!

>>30845338
Pinkie makes it, so naturally it has something like four times the sugar!

>>30845349

earth ponies gets no sheets

>>30845353
Best costume prize goes to Dash, sorry.

>>30845371
Bitchy fashion ponies get bucked outta bed.

BUT I WANTED SRS BSNS PONIES

>>30845371
It's okay, Rarity's just cruising for some hatesex.

>>30845369

>>30845306
If that was true you wouldn't be able to go swimming without dying.

>>30845353
AJ is canonically the most likable pony.

/co/ hates liking things.

>>30845389
I LIKE WHERE THIS WENT

>>30845389
Wait a second....


We need to go deeper!

>>30845397
We are going deeper.

>>30845371
> No sheets
> Cheats
> No magic or flying

Rocky is best pony

>>30845389

>>30845387
Serious enough for you?

>>30845389
I hate this, I hate you, I wish you would fucking shrivel up and die.

>>30845388

>>30845389
Pretty sexy pony you found there.

I'd rather have the constanza spam than this guy spamming this tired joke shit that eats up 20+ image slots three times a day

>>30845407
How do you do it batman?

>>30845411

>>30845419
I know, right?

>>30845410
He call dash a chump and doesn't afraid of anything

>>30845296
Let's discuss the fact that Littlepip has more characterization than Applejack, even though one of them is an OC an the other one is part of the main cast.

>>30845437

>>30845446

>>30845446
Lets discuss how Littlepip's got more story than LotR despite being an OC.

>>30845446
> OC

>>30845446
because littlepip is from a poorly written fanfiction which itself is a ripoff of a videogame

>>30845446
But Applejack is best pony whereas Little Pip is just some hueg faggot.

Also, F:E sucks flaccid horse penis. Everyone knows that.

>>30845446
Silly Bullet Sponge, you're too poorly written to hold a gun!

>>30845453

>Posting chains of zooming-in images
You are SO fucking ORIGINAL and CLEVER!

>>30845446
Lets discuss your terrible childhood and broken family.

You mother never loved you.

>>30845465
Didn't one of the characters in F:E get killed off recently by getting shot once?

>>30845471

>>30845296
DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? YOU HAVE RESTARTED THE HATE CYCLE. FUCK YOU

>>30845479
>Hey guys look at my tripcode 4chan is a forum where I will be famous XD

Fuck off.

>>30845478

>>30845486
I guess in their universe, being a poor woobie lesbian makes you hardy as Wolverine.

What this means for X-23 remains to be seen.

>>30845479
You gave him what he wanted; the chance to be recognized. Now, he feels loved and will never leave our little shithole.

GAME OVER

>>30845471
How can you actually believe she is best pony? Shoe bucks some Appletrees, and occasionally says something, and that's what her character is all about. Also, she is a greedy jew.

Also, if you can write something better, go on and do it.

>>30845519

At this point i'll be GLAD if the ending is that the lesbian OC is actually just a fucking retard in a zoo dreaming this shit up.

Can someone explain to me why the MGS fanbase has a huge boner for Applebloom...? Is it the bow or what?

>>30845547
Newfag detected

>>30845514
>>30845514
>>30845514
You're a nice person aren't you

>>30845547
That's because Call of the Cutie and how stelthy Applebloom was there.

Christmas is coming soon.

What is the likelihood that we will we get a Christmas episode?

>>30845547

It's from her tendency to sneak around (Bridle Gossip, Call of the Cutie, etc.)

>>30845539
'Dohoho you're going full defensive, aren't you?
Pulling out the good not really faggot old "go write something better then" argument.
Applejack is the worst of the main 6, and yet she's much better than some shitty OC from a crossover fanfic.

>>30845539
>Bucks trees
>Gets apples
>Is a greedy jew
You've just described almost every reason of why I love her, but you forgot to mention:
>lasso
>accent
>being the best pony

I can write better than that absolute pile of shit, but I'm sure as hell not going to waste my talent writing fanfiction for the goddamn internet. That would be rubbish.

Best pony is spike.
Accept no substitute.

>>30845565
That's the reason?
Even Pinkie was more of a snake in that fucking haybale disguise, what the fuck man?

>>30845517

>>30845567
Quite high.

>>30845564
He's got a fair point, why do you have a tripcode? People will bitch about it unless you contribute.

>>30845582
>best pony
>can't even wield an element of harmony
nope.avi

>>30845581
You forgot the hat. What are you...
gay?

captcha: eHATsTa nigger

>>30845581

Sure is better than me in here.

>>30845547
Call of the Cutie, Applebloom was sneaking all over the party. People thought her Cutiemark would be related to stealth and subterfuge and people even thought she already had her cutiemark because durr stealth is invisible.

I personally think MGS is a shit series but people decided to roll with it so I guess that was fine.

>>30845547
>Snake has a headband
>Apple Bloom has a bow
The connection is so clear!

>>30844938
Ponies don't have thumbs, how is she doing that?

This is why Applejack is a fucking retard.

> She though she could buck an entire apple orchard herself
> She thought Potato chips, soda and earth worms are good ingredients for muffins
> She thought Twilight was an countri MUSIC singer
> She actually believes she could compete with a pegasus. And not only a pegasus but the fastest pegasus in Equestria.
> She can't math
> She thought Zecora was a spooky ghost
> She brings a DOG to herd bunnies
> She drags in a fucking TREE into Twilights house.

FACE IT APPLEJACK FAGGOTS. SHE IS DUMB AS DIRT. Which is funny because she is a dirt-pony

>>30845614
she impaled her hoof with the metal rods

HAHA! THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

>>30845614
She stabs the skews into her marshmallow hoof.

>>30845612
>People thought her Cutiemark would be related to stealth and subterfuge and people even thought she already had her cutiemark because durr stealth is invisible
Do you like pulling shit like that out of your ass?

The first Apple Gear fan art was drawn when Bridle Gossip aired.

>>30845625
This sums her up pretty well.

>>30845625
Stop being 12 and realize people like different things for different reasons. About half of the things you listed are WHY I like Applejack.

>>30845564
If this is the game you want to play, I will play this game with you you retarded piece of shit.

All you have to do to make it stop is drop the trip.

>>30845625
Rarity is best pone.

>>30845625

It's adorable how stupid she is though. She belongs on the farm fucking her cousin, or whatever.

>>30845671
This

>>30845673
No, her brother fucks her daily.

>>30845673
What a horrible thing to say. Her cousin deserves better than AJ.

Which ponies would likely be willing to replace their body parts with mechanical parts?

I imagine Twilight would be willing to embrace a cyborg body.

>>30845625
>AJ is silly
And you hate her why?

>>30845614
I ... I'm okay w-with her having th-thumbs.

I need to take a cold shower now.

>>30845694
Lyra will instantly amputate all of her legs for a chance to install all arms with hands.

8 of 10 ponyfans hate CMC because they are kids , however the show is aimed mostly at the kids , why do you hate kids, ponyfans?

Because it's not aimed at you!

I remember one time of day hates AJ and one time of day loves AJ.

I can't remember which is which right now, and it's 10AM so it's not really day OR night...

But I remember that consistently either night or day /co/ really loves AJ, and the other one really hates her.

>>30845682

Alright, show of hands.

Who likes strong, independent girls?

>>30845625
So what? You can write up shit like this on any pony, see Rainbow Dash hate threads and Rarity hate threads. I don't even like AJ that much, but they're all interesting characters with their own weaknesses. Would you prefer it if everyone was a marysue?

>>30845671
Yes she is.

Indisputably, the greatest most beautiful and majestic pony of all time.

>>30845712
Can they be both taller than me and take charge kinda girls as well?

>>30845694
twilight
dash
rarity if they look stylin'
and probably pinkie

>>30845712
I do.

>>30845712
I prefer submissive cuntslaves fit for breeding.

still practicing drawing hooves

>>30845726

yes they can

>>30845712
This one shares an appreciation for said women.

>>30845712
Independent girls will make you pay for their college then leave you once they have a steady income.

>>30845733

>>30845708
>y'all should be ashamed of y'all selves
>you all should be ashamed of you all selves

>>30845744

that's like the opposite of independent

>>30845712
I DO

>>30845712
'Sho 'nuff

>>30845743
Applebloom seems to dislike that apple, since it has a worm in it and it makes it taste just like when his brother shows his dick down her throat.

>>30845744
That's not independent girls. That's manipulative girls, and you being taken for a ride.

NOT A PONY RIDE.

>>30845748
"I don't want a partner, I want a wife."

>>30845603
im sry bb

>>30845726
That is my fetish.

Also, some muscle tone. Perfect woman right there.

>>30845743
that worm is fucking hot.
Cant wait for it to crawl into that girls mouth

>>30845768
A MARVEL RIDE!?

>>30845712
>strong, independent girls
Luckily we have two to choose from.

Why doesn't anyone ever remember Fluttershy in these threads?

>>30845763
See this?

This is what gets you filtered.

>>30845750
Didn't make it, just saved it.

>>30845801
Because she's moeshit.

>>30845804


Applebloom seems to dislike that apple. It has a worm in it and it makes it taste just like when his brother shows his dick down her throat!

>>30845801
I don't know, She's the second best pony but hardly ever gets an appreciation thread. Same with Twilight and Pinkie.

>>30845804
Sorry, Applejack gets the worst out of me.

>>30845787
IKR
I just seem to be lacking in the "thatismyfetish.jpg" images at the moment.
Pony or otherwise.

>>30845799

and that's why AJ and Rarity are the best

ITT:
>people who watch G.I Jane daily and jack-off to it

Who likes weak and helpless girls?

>>30845801
Here you go.

>>30845826
Never seen that movie to be honest. Any good?

what the fuck is going on here

who are all these people

>>30845826
Muscle fetish is severely underrated in MLP fandom.

>>30845826
"Strong, independent women" are only well-endowed bullies who want to cuck and overthrow the weakest-spined men. Have you ever seen TWO strong, independent people in a relationship? No. You see them capitulated one to the other, and I can bet you it's some slavish man-bitch with a 40-pound tire making appeasements to his hus-wife.

>>30845839
Tripcode users from tripcode land.

Fluttershy with Applejack's hat. And Luna to boot.

>>30845839
Faggots from /b/ who didn't want to go to ponychan, so they shit up our threads with Applejack.

>>30845832
I believe the term you're looking for is "submissive cuntslaves fit for breeding."

>>30845856
luna is best pony

>>30845856
Applejack's head must be fucking massive compared to Fluttershy's

So the bottom line is.

Applejack is a retarded buck-slave. Who is also the sexual ragdoll for her big brother. And she isnt worth shit so she'll probably die alone.

>>30845856
Did...

Did Luna kill Applejack and then give her hat to Fluttershy?

>>30845824
I Agreement

>>30845852

you can claim anything when you generalize like that

>>30845869
like all women fluttershy has a much smaller brain but applejack is half man so hers is bigger and thus needs a bigger hat for her head

>>30845871
That's not what this show implies at all.

You suck at inferences.

>>30845853
I have removed my tripcode in order to balance out this thread's ratio. You will never know who I am.

So easily forgotten...

>>30845871

Yeah. Pretty sure that was in the design documents at Studio B.

>>30845738
like I said in a previous thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGrRHpmOo0

>>30845862
> People haven't hated Applejack since the fucking 80's

Get outta here tripfag

Luna and Fluttershy have a complicated relationship.

>>30845896
Yeah, because that was in like only 2 episodes.

>>30845889
Fuck off Monochromatic.

>>30845872
That's all part of typical pony mating ritual stuff.

Didn't you get the memo?

so, which pony does MLP General hate this week?

>>30845896
>Your face!
>clang

>>30845923
AJ, clearly.

>>30845923
your mom

>>30845923

That dog thing from BritainLand.

>>30845923
rarity

>>30845923
Rarity for not being in Lunar Eclipse.

>>30845923
Fluttershy!

>>30845905
To be honest, Applejack just improved. She was an even bigger piece of shit. She always tripped over stuff, destroyed the work other ponies, and stuff like that. It's hard to imagine, but she was an even bigger loser.

>>30845923
Pipsqueak.

>>30845923
22 minutes.

>>30845929
>>30845930
>>30845931
>>30845932
>>30845939
>>30845941
Consensus, by MLPG

>>30845908
> You know Luna always takes it too far, too fast with Fluttershy because Fluttershy will say it's 'okay' and Luna REALLY gets off on her pain.

>>30845932
>tl;dr - I'm a liar and a faggot
ftfy

Ork magic (which is in fact a gestalt psychic field) called the "Waaagh!!" increases the power of an orks abilities by the quality and number of their fellow orks. The more boyz you have the more powerful you all are.

A little while an ork is still young it will unlock its potential in the shape of a special skill. That skill could be anything from being a;
Rokkitboy (flying around on jetpacks at amazing speeds)
Weirdboyz (have a natural aptitude with magic)
Flashgitz (specializing in special gunz that they prize and decorate with all sorts of trophies and upgrades (the primadonna's of orky kind))
Runtherdas (who raise squigs and other orkish animals)
and many more.

This abillity leads itself to the orks name, each usually being unique to that ork.

Lastly Orks are always lead by a warboss, the biggest strongest and smartest ork who rules upon high with his fellow Nobz (Orkish nobles)

>>30845944

That just sounds depressing. At least this is comical in that "Look at that hick" sort of way.

>>30845625

> I'll kick apples against a dragon because that would obviously be an effective weapon.

>>30845931
>>30845945
Gonna have to agree with Pip.

Fucking rat almost ruined the episode.

>>30845956
you hurt bro?

>>30845957
Yes, that is the basis of Ork society. How does that apply to MLP?

That's it for me, ponyfolk. Later!

Enjoy Slutty-Pie.

>>30845959
Someone once posted a comic where he fucked all kinds of shit up until she ended up as a slave of a wizard in a rock mine. And I'm not making this up.

>>30845979
Jesus christ how horrifying!

>>30845979
>G3 pig disgusting
AND STAY OUT

>>30845979
>G1

ew

>>30845979
... I wouldn't hit that if SHE paid me. : |

>>30845974
I am massively assdamaged. We all know that Zecora is the worst pony.

You seriously hurt my feelings for implying that it could be anyone besides that.... that FUCKING GODDAMN NIGGER SLUT.

>>30845986

I've looked at the old MLP stuff. And while I'd rather suck a cock than endure the visuals, the stories were really quite violent and horrifying.

Much more than they try to/can get away with today.

>>30845979
Postin' superior cosplay.

>>30845977
your kidding right?
>each ork has a skill and a name that is unique related to that skill (cutie mark)
>The waagh increases its power the more allied orks you have (the elements of harmony)
>Biggest and most powerful rules upon high (celesti-

Dya know what if you didnt get it from his references to the main ponies being just tradeouts for the ork types, my god are you dumb

>>30846007
i meant G3 I swear

>>30846023
Too late. You have bought dishonor to your family with your lack of knowledge of My Little Pony history.

>>30846020
What convention was this? Almost all the cosplayers here that were part of the mane 6 were hot enough to do in the butt.

>>30846022
Yes, I got it shortly after posting that, but since I haven't got "I guess I've got a brain problem.jpeg" I didn't bother admitting I'm a retard.

>>30846013
I seriously laughed my fucking ass off when a Earth pony bitched about no being a pegasus or unicorn and the response she got was literally:

"You might be good at other stuff..."

>>30846022
Nobody cares about your dumb faggot ork shit. You... you are gay.

>>30846020
What the hell is up with that dude behind her?

>>30846040

Is....is that a complement. I can't even tell.

>>30846048
he the fuck is homestuck

>>30846040
I have no idea.

>yfw the writers first thought about having Applejack ram her head into trees instead of bucking them. But it was considered a bad image for kids to ram their heads into trees.

Would you kiss a pone?

>>30846040
>>30846062
I think someone mentioned something about it being in Russia, but no proof

>>30846079
If no one was looking.

>>30846079
Non-sexually

>>30846084
>this

>>30846079
Depends on the pony really.

>>30846079
i would love and tolerate blue pone if you know what it means
i like ponoes

>>30846079
Only Pinkie. Someon in a thread once concinced me that it's not bad if two sentinet beings are happy together

>>30846074
That would explaing why she was written to be such a retard.

>>30846079
If Pinkie, sure. She'd kiss just for fun.

I can't wait for this thread to end, only for it to begin all over again.

Why am I doing thi anyways?

>>30846079

only if they practice good personal hygiene

>>30846111
If only there were other sentient beings on earth besides filthy humies.

I really wish I could like Applejack, but she is just a really dumb reinforcement of negative stereotypes about the south, and it is painful to watch.

How can someone get away with a character like this in this day and age? Lauren Faust would've been murdered if she had included a black pony that loved watermelons and chicken, and spoke in ebonics and robbed other ponies.

Yet it is perfectly fine to have a farmer pony that talks like a hick and says things like "don't use your fancy mathematics on me!"

It's frankly a disturbing trend. One of the only media to be progressive in this nature was TF2, which has the Engineer -- the most intelligent member of the cast -- originating from Texas, a state which is notable for its prestigious engineering schools and businesses.

>>30846111
Agreed with first comment. I don't think there'd be too many problems with that philosophy.

>>30846079
Well... I...

Maybe, I don't know.

>>30846118
No friends and no hobbies?

>>30846074
Just imagine the bronies doing this to be more like a pony. Shit would be glorious.

>>30846079
no, the pones taste like dirt

>>30846133
>implying Pinkie wouldn't taste like candy she just got done snarfing
>in 2011

>>30846129
And since they talk, it's not zoophilia, it's interspecies. That's better, right?

>>30846079
... Sure.

But for goodness' sakes, why stop there?

>>30846152
Not by much, but sure! I mean, if you can have an actual, coherent romantic relationship with it, then you're probably doing okay.

>>30846148
but her favorite candy is dirt candy

so it's like dirt that tastes like more dirt. no gracias

>>30846127
>Getting offended at this
Bitch, I live in Shitburg Nowhere, Tennessee. People ask if we have electricity here. Over the internet.

Anyone whose beliefs are reinforced by Applejack are mentally vacuous, and their opinions aren't worth shit. Chill out.

>>30846168
Twilight would taste like daisy sandwiches.
And magic.

>>30846165
I feel justified.

>>30846168
Quit being fickle. You know if a hot, horny marshmallow equine walked up to you and asked for a kiss, you'd be retarded to say no, dirt or no dirt.

>>30846182
Bueno.

>>30846182
I think you mean Raspberry lip balm.

>>30846182
and also dirt

everything in equestria tastes like dirt with a little bit of flavoring of whatever they're eating

dirt apples, dirt candy, dirt sangwiches, etc

>>30846190
You like magic daisy sandwiches, don't you?

>>30846203
> I think you mean Celestia.
Fixed that for you.

So, Rainbow Dash tastes like steroids, right?

>>30846213

I see what was done there.

>>30846127
Only americans dislike Applejack.

>>30846189
Dude, if I saw a dirtcandy horse coming at me wanting to fuck i'd get the fuck away

you're a horse made of candy and dirt I don't want you

The ponies portrayed in this cartoon would look hideous when translated to reality. No one would want to look at them, much less kiss them.

>>30846220

she tastes like skittles

Goddamnit, /co/. You just made me seriously stop and consider what kissing a pony would taste like.

>>30846220
and dirt

>>30846226
Same could be said for anime girls.

>>30846226
G_mod_ponies.jpeg

>>30846127

You realize that most non-Americans love AJ because of all you just mentioned, right?

She's stereotyped that way because she's a like-able character that way. A nigger pony would not be appreciated in the slightest by anyone.

>>30846233
just think of dirt

>>30846127
It's a real pity then that Texas isn't known for its engineering or business.

>>30846220
And vagina. Don't forget the vagina.

>>30846237

AND RELIGIONS...

>>30846240
GMod ponies are badly done though.

>>30846247

Which is why Zecora better stay in dem woods. That shit she pulled being there on Halloween better have been temporary.

>>30846226
>you have a terrible imagination
Cartoons are no place for your autism. Excuse me while I go back to thinking about how I'd french kiss Rarity.

>>30846233

it'd probably taste no different from a regular kiss, really. much softer though. their lips probably don't get all rough and cracked like ours do, so it'd probably be something akin to kissing a marshmallow

personally, I prefer to imagine the audio...

>>30846268
Remember when Tara Strong voiced a lesbian short story?

>>30846268
>Hundreds of pony fans rush to their local grocery stores to buy the biggest marshmallows they can find, take them home, and burrow a hole into them with their tongue.

>>30846279

...no

>>30846127
You are missing the point. It's not about stereotyping south. AJ is much more than just that. Sadly, most people don't look past it.

>>30846268
Uh oh.

You bastard. I was doing just fine until I thought about a pony moaning into my mouth, darting her tongue around in confusion as I took her first kiss.

>>30846251
Texas is known for its engineering and business. What are you on about?

>>30846296
Texas is know for it's racism and rednecks, even if it's not true.

>>30846284
>Roogna.jpeg

new throd anyone?

“I’m gonna lose my virginity! I’m going to be a great lover! I’m going to lose my virgirinty! I’m going to be a great lover!” Sweetie Belle started trotting out the kitchen door. Suddenly, she felt a short, sharp pain stabbing her in the rear. Her hind legs lifted off the floor for a second, and then dropped back down. Sweetie Belle turned around in surprise. Rarity was wiping a small spot of blood from the tip of her horn with a soggy dish rag.

>>30846293

and then she trembles a little in your arms but doesn't let go

>>30846306
if only this thread wasn't at image limit


>>30846307
HOLD ON, I'LL MAKE ONE

>>30846304
I dunno, when I think redneck, I think sort of a more mountainous region. They always have rednecks in hill country, don't they? I always got the feeling that Texas was flat.

Racism I could buy maybe. When I think Texas, I think cowboys and cattle, though.

>>30846328
When I think Texas, I think Mexicans

>>30846314
...
Gentlemen, I must bid you adieu. Sinful thoughts have permeated my tender, innocent brain.

>>30846328
Yeah, when I think Redneck, I think like, Alabama. Texas is more... Well... Like Applejack. Shut up.

>>30846308
...this is disturbing, god damn.

>>30846339
Enjoy your boner.

>>30846343
I'm not sure what happened there and I'm not sure I want to.

>>30846339

all according to plan

NEW THREAD
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>>30846336
>>30846336
>>30846336
>>30846336
>>30846336

>>30846360
hmm.

>>30846360
Jesus Christ. Someone make a new thread. I'm embarrassed to even post in this one as anonymous.

>>30846360

hmmm...

nah.