That new British Pinto Pony has turned me off MLP forever...sorry Faust... you done fucked up too many times this season.

>>30767319
Who, pipsqueak? You've seen all of 13 seconds of him

Pipsqueak is the worst fucking pony ever.
Kudos, you topped fucking Snips in terms of awfulness

>People hating on Pipsqueak.

If only he was female, then maybe you sad depraved neckbeards would like him.

It's literally painful listening to Pipsqueak talk.

How can you people stand it?

>not tolerating Pipsqueak

Luna confirmed for worst pony already.

There's a new pony? Haven't seen any of the previews or anything.

>>30767587
Annoying british orphan girl pinto pony that looks like a dog...nope, I'd just kill it.

ALL RIGHT GUYS
LET'S POLL NOW
POST HATE, NEAUTRAL OR LIKE IN REPONSE TO PIPSQUEAK

HATE

>did a stamp of dope last night
>nodding out so hard I could barely stand
>decided to write a clopfic
>wake up today, look at what I wrote
>mfw

Pipsqueak is a poor British orphan. If you hate him, you have no soul.

Also, he reminds me of Jim.

>>30767685
Neutral.
Frankly I don't give a fuck, I'm watching the episode for Luna and nothing else.

>>30767726
Annoying caricature of one. If you don't find the monstrosity an abomination that must be destroyed, YOU have no soul.

Anyone have a link to this "Pipsqueak"?

>>30767724
Post it for the love of god.

>>30767685

Depends on the episode. Isn't it about Luna? The whole "first Halloween" + "stereotype British orphan" thing makes it seem like it is going to be some lesson on charity or something.

I promised this girl I'd watch it with her, and she's visiting her parents for the weekend, so I have to wait until sunday.

(Best Problem EVER!)

>>30767769
fuck no, that shit was gross, and the grammar is all broken because I was nodding out while writing it

Hey Ponyfans, I have a question. After reading that email in gameinformer, I got a bit interested in this show. Something about one of these ponies staring down a Cockitrice, which sounds legitimately cool. So, what episodes would make me want to be a fan of this show?

>>30767685

Pipsqueak ?

it's an ACTUAL name?!

shit , and i though Marylin for MMMEURPG was a bad one.

The fuck their parents thought?!

>>30767826
Start from the beginning, skip Owl's Well when you get to it

>>30767820
I don't care. Post now. If you do, I will scribble something for you. Depending on the fiction, I might even base it off of it.

>>30767755

>five seconds of dialogue
>no revealing characterization
>OH MY GOD WHAT A SHITTY CHARACTER I HOPE HE DIES SHOW RUINED

>>30767726
Don't you dare bring Tim Curry into this, there are varying degress of annoying British accents and if pip was more of a modest londoner layabout like simon peg in SPACED, then I'd enjoy him, but no, we got Tiny Tim on Jesus Juice.

Also, on second thought, do bring Tim Curry into this by having him voice a couple characters on the show...followed by Ron Pearlan and morgan Freeman.

>>30767826

watch:
"Sonic Rainboom" for boy stuff
"Suited for Success" for girl stuff
"Party of One" for bizzarre stuff.

>>30767864

Well from those 5 seconds of dialogue, it is pretty clear that this character is based on the British orphan child thing.

>>30767826
I actually have the same question after reading that email. So is there some fantasy stuff that over powers the the girlishness and bronies?

I think the episode's going to be Twilight and Luna trying to do damage control for her entrance. Notice how she's the only one that didn't run, Luna's going to step down from the chariot laughing about how well she scared everyone, then they're going to going to go around Ponyville and tell everyone that it was all just a joke.

>>30767826
>>30767911
Dragonshy is a good episode to start with. In that episode the ponies have to evict a huge fire-breathing dragon from a mountain before the village is rendered uninhabitable from the excess smog emitted from its nostrils.

>>30767871

The only bad British accent I've ever heard was Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins. Complaining about exaggerated accents in a cartoon is silly.

>>30767958

What, you didn't like Step in Time?

>>30767587
Maybe. Right now he's an obnoxious moron and I want him deported back to Hoofshire.

poni should poni Unicorn kitty

>>30767826
I used to hate everything that has to do with MLP, but one day I started watching the playlist by YT user BeanyOne. Contains all of the S1 episodes.

I'd start with the pilot, to be honest. I just watched through S1 in order the first time.

Wait wait... how many accents we are getting in this show?

Rarity - Lady
AJ - Country girl
Photo Finish - german

thenthat bunch of background characters ,is there any char with French accent?

>>30767685
LOVE

Somehow, someway they made pipsqueak even worse than snips

>>30767685
Neutral.

Watching it mainly for Luna. Fuck the haters.

>>30768105
The waiter from the ticket episode

>>30768105

Madame Le Flour

>>30768106
ADORE!

Now where's my pony voiced by Chaos!?

>>30767871
>Simon Pegg in SPACED
Anon, can I do horrible things to you? That would make my year.
Anyway, my vote for Pip is LOVE, because your double standard distresses me.

>>30768161

What's Lyra's and Bonbon's accents like?

>>30768149
She's redeemed twice? Can you do that?

>>30768242
Lyra's never talked

Bon bon's voice changes constantly

Hey guys

Hey

who's your favourite pony sex slave

>>30768121
Just makes it easier to appreciate the other characters.

Who the hell is Molestia? I see that name thrown around alot

>>30768294
Fluttershy, just look at those massage skills

>>30767319
>The newest in a long line of trolls

>>30767685
LOVE

>>30767587
Nope. I don't like his voice and I wouldn't like it if it were a girl's voice.

>>30767685
HATE

Think of two ponies.

Got that?

They are now living with you.

>>30767685
like

>You will never be raped in your sleep by an insatiable and curious living doll.

Pipsqueak is the literally the worst possible thing. They just had to fuck up the Nightmare Night episode somehow, didn't they?

>>30767685
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

>>30768403
>Luna x Pinkie Pie
I've never seen this before, but now I'm curious.

>>30767685
Like

>>30767095
why is luna going as emperor palpatine for halloween>

>>30768403
Snips and Snails.

Well, time to grab the shotgun.

>>30767685
Neutral.

Who's Pipsqueak?

>>30767685
Dislike.. but then I haven't seen the full episode yet

>>30767685
Dislike, but not hate.

>>30767685
I can only feel the emotion of rage anymore.

>>30768424
Do we call this Moon Pie?

>>30767947
Seconding this. Not the best episode to start with overall, IMO. But it gives you a good example of the show when they aren't doing day-to-day stuff.

>>30768424
You don't have any MoonPie?

>>30768435
>>30768435
Littlepip's brother. Didnt you read the new update? We're in chapter 78 now I believe.

>>30767685
Neutral.

I haven't seen enough of him to have an opinion yet.

>>30767772
>stereotype British orphan
I think you've been watching 'Oliver!' too much.

I'm looking forward to double dragon Spike.

>>30767685
Neutral, tending towards like.

Anyone needs something colored?

>>30768403
>Pinkie and Dash now living with me
Holy shit, my life would be complete.

>>30768457
>>30768450
I guess... so?

How does it even make sense? Ignoring the fact that shipping Luna with anyone is weird because of her lack of personality... those two together... just, what?

>>30767685
neutral

>>30767904
>it is pretty clear that this character is based on the British orphan child thing.
no it isn't

>>30768465
Littlepip?! Chapter 78?! Gosh, I have a lot to catch up on if this is supplemental material!

>>30767685
All my hate.

Worse than Snips and Twist combined.

>>30768507
MADE EM COLLAPSE IN TEN SECONDS FLAT.

>>30768465
>Still at chapter 78
AHAHAA
Come back when you reach chapter 96.
Anyway guys.
So now that Calamity is dead and Velvet is suicidal what do you think will happen with Lil'Pip?

>>30768403home?

Luna and Celestia in my kitchen?

That would be weird

>>30768479
OLIVER!

>>30768499
Always.

>>30768531
NO NOT OLIVER!

>>30768521
Spoilers, dude! I'm already at chapter 213 but what if someone is not at that part yet?

Did another vector. This time filly Twilight blowing up her cheeks from cutie mark chronicles.
So now, do you have any high-res screencaps that you want vectored? Anything but Twilight, really. I've only done two vectors and both were of her.
And for that anon who wanted Pinkie Pie. I tried doing that one, but it turned out meh. So I'm going to redo that picture. But I want to vector a new pony in between.

>>30768414
SHe's not raping him.
She wants to compare his dick size to Big Macs

i like pipsqueak but i kinda hate that name. why would parents name their kid that.

>>30768504
Maybe the idea's pinkie wouldn't be afraid of her?

>>30768499
And one more if you've got room in your queue!

>>30768524
imagine waking up to that phat royal ass in your face

>>30768465
I admit, I chuckled.

By chance - what IS the longest publication ever. Its not caught up with the Bible quite yet; but its getting there...

>>30768403
>Twilight and Dash
Living in my apartment? Excellent. I only have the one bed, though - hopefully I can convince them that everybody sleeping together while hugging is perfectly alright

>Fluttershy and Twilight now living with me
I'm gonna need more beds and bookshelves.
Not that I wouldn't like it or anything.

>>30768499
3d derpy plox

>>30768403
Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie?

So now I've got two more sisters that are exactly the same as my other two sisters except they are ponies.

>>30768577
Seems as good a time as any to link this.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=384&warning=9

>>30768554
>chapter 213
Oh god it the resurrection chapter isn't it.
Man I could stand the fact that everyone was dead but making each of them relive the last moments again and again till Lil'Pip broke the spell broke me

So where did people get this idea that Pipsquek is an orphan?

Maybe he's Doctor Whooves and Derpy's son.

inb4 butthurt fanonfags

>>30768581
Can you throw an encyclopedia in there?

>>30768584
You're funny. Dash isn't sleeping on no goddamn couch and she won't share it either. Well maybe with Twilight, but not with you.

>>30768403
Twilight and Pipsqueak.
I'll live.

>>30768567
Big Mac was probably small for his age when he was a colt too.

I am excited beyond all reason. Luna AND Zecora? This is going to be awesome.

I think i'll just re-watch lesson zero now

ANTICIPATION.

>>30768499
you feel up to inking too? jb posted these the other day, but they're kinda rough sketches...

would be grateful, if so

Pipsqueak is the FPK moral of trolling, isn't it?

>>30768581
Complete Oxford English Dictionary, I believe. 26 volumes at something like five hundred pages each. Pretty fuckin' big.

>>30768634
>>30768636
>crazy twi mind

>>30768619
No, that's fucking retarded you idiot, stop throwing your headcanon everywhere. He's obviously an orphan who is the adopted son of Gilda and my OC.

>>30768634
>>30768636
Stop that.

>>30768613

>Celestia waking you up in the morning by sitting on your face

spongebobwallet.jpg

Are people talking about some ungodly super-fanfiction?

>>30768636
>>30768634

Woah.

Mind meld.

Pipsqueak/Applebloom is the best ship.

>>30768581

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_novels

Marienbad My Love (Mark Leach) 17,000,000

Also, those fucking french seem to like words.

>>30768639
...Good to see Jailbait is still doing his damndest to troll the living shit out of me.

>>30768577

Didn't even pop the slightest hint of a boner.

But their magic would be handy for doing the dishes

> check schedule on TV to see synopsis for Luna Eclipsed
> 5:30 am
> CARMEN GODDAMN SANDIEGO

HUB, why you so GOAT?

>>30768403
>Pipsqueak + Derpy
>Blimey that bird's all boss-eyed! She looks like a proper spastic!

>>30768649
Ah, of course.

>>30768639
Dear god. That's weapons grade adorable.

>>30768654
>Celestia
>Face sitting
>"Honey I need my wallet, get it out won't you?"

>>30768672
There's this also

>>30768617
I really liked the part where Littlepip exploded but then Velvet Remedy looked at her and all the tiny pieces and the blood crawled together and formed her again. It was like when they had to play Puzzle with Xenith's body parts.

>Weaver is just the worst fucking person.
>I've made it my business to piece together his "please don't notice I draw glory hole pony comics" aliases and link them.
well

>>30768634
>>30768636

>>30768710
it's too early for this boner

>>30768555
>No one answers
No one ever wants anything vectored. I'll just have to go with this one, I guess. No cutie mark there (I feel cruel for laughing at her misfortune).

>>30768581
Just for fun:


Intro: 238
Prologue: 994
1-5: 32,063
6-10: 33,305
11-15: 46,671
16-20: 53,114
21-25: 61,509
26-30: 73,228
31-35: 64,716
36-40: 135,189
41: 16,338

Total: 517,365

Fun fact: 37: 50,447

The authorized King James version of the bible: 783,137
The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy: ~473k
Marienbad My Love (longest published novel ever written): 17,000,000

>>30768664

Hey Squeak, this ( >>30768426 ) is your new OC.


Now get out you annoying little bastard.

Ok, so I've decided to give this show a shot. Is there a good torrent anywhere, or do I need to down load the ridiculousness that is that 17 GB one?

>>30768721
Jokes on them because there's an image dedicated to that on your furaffinity page

>>30768535
>>30768574
>>30768598

Okey dokey! Gonna finish human dash and then start with those!

>>30768639
Hmm, i'll try, but the results ain't gonna be pretty.

>>30768668
>Henry Darger

Yeah, that's exactly who I think of when I think about Kkat, actually.

Guys, guys! Please, I haven't even had the time to start chapter 1, so please don't spoil it for me!

>>30768721

If only you hadnt already done the work for them

>>30768690
I think >>30768668 presents a more viable avenue. The dictionary is pretty fucking huge (especially considering I have the "Shorter version" on hand, which is two A4-sized books at about 1000 pages each), but I imagine there may be some damn fine competitors there.

>>30768721
You wanted to be a star, sweetheart.

That's entertainment for ya

>>30768721
seems like somebody's mad

good work weaver

also I'm expecting pony dolls in a washing machine anyday now

>>30768741
> 17,000,000
The goal is set then now, isn't it?

>>30768627
I don't even have a couch, man, it's the bed or the floor. They're only little ponies, there's plenty of room in my bed, and I'd try and keep the really creepy hugging to a minimum if I could

>People debating over a character shown in a 13 second clip.
>Hating on Luna because of an out of context clip
Jesus christ you people are autistic. Guess that's why I never come to these threads anymore.

>>30768750
/rs/ has all the first season episodes in pretty high quality.

Or just torrent it, I guess.

>>30768750

I found a 9GB one on demonoid with good quality.

You could also just watch them on youtube tho

Has there been any cool new Luna fan art since I was here last? I wanted to see what people might do with her new redesign.

>>30768777
Dude. You said you'd give me that picture

>>30768812
I e-mailed it to you!

>>30768721
oh god Weaver I'm going to sound like a huge faggot and a tool but I've ALWAYS loved your drawings, no matter what board you drew on.

you make me laugh, which is great.

oh god I really do sound like a homosexual saying this...

>>30768750
Don't do it.

Seriously, get out while you still can. It's a good show, and you probably will enjoy it- but that's just the problem, you don't WANT to enjoy this show.

"Longest self-published and controversial novels

In the digital era, self publication of works is more readily accessible and those within this section are novels that have garnered media attention for their length, but still have conflicting merits which prevent universal recognition. Entries here may appear as novels, but as a whole have disputed nature or are self-published works of fanfiction."

"Wall of Phantoms (Courtney Thomas) 629,858

You know, we're gonna need to add FO:E in that list soon...

>>30768801
bye bye then, you won't be missed

>>30768796
It'll only happen if Kkat also writes the entire lead-up to the war from the perspective of each of the main six.

...Which, I'm not gonna lie, I would totally read. What we can piece together from memories and logs looks like a really good story; seeing it fully fleshed out would be nice.

>>30768750
theres this
http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/306739213/?tab=summary
but id recommend watching one on youtube first to see if you even like it before torrenting a whole season

Rose why you all apologetic last thread

>>30768810
Have you seen the ones by Tess and Jessy?

>>30768627
Eventually, there's going to be that awkward moment when you wake up to Dash poking your morning wood going "Hey, what's that?"

>>30768846
shut up klondike

>>30768750
Easiest method is just look on youtube, there's hd versions of all episodes

>>30768796
But Fallout: Equestria isn't published. Which would mean we wouldn't beat that novel. There are probably plenty of novels that hasn't been published that exceeds that amount of words.

>>30768821
WELL IF U LIKE HIM SO MUCH WHY DONT U MARRY HIM?!

LOL FAGGOT.

>>30768859
Best get top publishing it then

>>30768828
In another ten chapters, maybe, but I kinda doubt it'll last that long.

>>30768750
With most torrent clients you should be able to tell it to only download specific files, or prioritize some of them. That should allow you to get what you want down fastest, without having to chase additional sources.

>>30768819
Oh! Sorry.

>>30768859
Um, the 17,000,000 word work isn't published either.

If you know a larger work, let wiki know.

>>30768832
Looks like we just need to send her money and isolate her from everyone so she can concentrate on writing all day erry' day.

>>30768860
gay marriage is illegal in my state

>>30768859
Thats the self-published section. Sites such as fanfiction.com do count for that.

For proper published works, its the french that take the lead (see the first table).

>>30768848

Nope, just got here, haven't been on since last night.

>>30768850
How happy I am about that is directly proportional to how much she's willing to poke it

>>30768906
It's not? I'd figured it had to be published to be in a 'list of longest novels'. Hm.

What's the longest published fictional work, so I can update?

>>30768751
Well I mean I don't have a facebook/myspace/livejournal/deadjournal site or anything

It occurred to me at some point, shortly before I posted that, that any possible stigma a cross-contamination could cause would be basically meaningless outside of 4chan

>>30768105
Zecora
That one fashion snob
Sea Serpent

>>30768931
It's self-published. Same as kkat's.

>>30768711
Like I said.

>>30768928
>pretend to be asleep
>she starts grinding herself on it

bueno

>>30768823
If I become a brony, just promise me you'll pull the trigger.
>>30768834
>>30768858
>>30768883
i found one on Demonoid for just 6 gigs. And I go for torrents to save time and get it all at once.

>>30768915
>go on fanfiction.com
>go to tv shows
>Bones
>17,427 fanfictions written

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Bones sucks.

Quick, everyone guess what costume Flutterhsy will wear!

I think she'll spend the episode being dragged around while she's hiding in a couch.

The year 5000

Humanity has been extinct for a long time.
Among the ruins of human cities in the vast wasteland once called Earth, alien archeologists are doing excavations to discover the history of this mysterious race.

They find only one thing. A complete DVD set of season one of MPL Fim.

Are you okay with this?

I am, it could have been A LOT worse

>>30768916

>>30768942
Dude, it's meaningless in 4chan as well.
The only people who'll care are the /v/ kiddies who are still rectal pained that you don't draw for them anymore.

People on /b/ won't give a shit, People on /tg/ won't give a shit, People on /co/ won't give a shit.

Only /v/ would care and /v/ is shit.

>>30768577

I have the hardest boner.

>>30768964
Thats why they're trying to make it better through writting

>>30767685
Hate.

How big do you guys think Pipsqueak's cock is? I want it in my mouth.

>>30768977

>>30768953
That would be pretty much the perfect outcome
so long as she was fine with me kissing her after she was done, and noticed I actually hadn't been asleep for quite some time

www.livestream.com/dooks

"YAR HAR FIDDLE DI DEE!"

>>30768856
y u so mean anonymouse
>>30768991
Bigger then yours. Thats all you need to know

>>30768971
She will be shivering under her table at home during the whole episode.

>>30768973
I'm not, because it means The Mankind didn't end their existence with the searing flame of nuclear suicide.

>>30768821
Oh /co/, you always know just what to say~
Who wants me to draw them something?

The real question is why is Nightmare Moon bald?

>>30769005
Oh Tess i love you too much.

>>30768993

>>30768971
Ninja.

>>30769005
welp, thats stuck in my head now, im going to go listen to it for a bit

>>30768980
>Celestia wakes you up in the morning by sitting on your face and mocking your morning wood

my money, all of it

>>30769016
Draw Sweetie Belle playing with a Rover doll

>>30768613
>He noticed that the linen underneath her rump was soaked with an identifiable substance. Thinking about the strange, pleasing odor, he put the pieces together and concluded: Her Majesty was in heat...

>>30768942

If helldump was still around you'd probably get thrown out of SA.

Could all of you guys make sure you are seeding?
6 hours is a long time...

>>30768971
She will be a werewolf and she will kill everyone in the entire town in her bloodlust

but its just a costume

>>30769039
fuck

>>30769055
ive only got the anfo torrent which im seeding all day

>>30769021
>>30768993
>>30768977

Sweet Celestia those are adorable! Gotta love Tess's style.

Thanks for the post! Saved.

>>30769039
So long as her criticism is constructive.

>>30769055
...Six hours is a really short time for twelve gigabytes.

>Marienbad My Love (longest published novel ever written): 17,000,000

Mother of God.

>>30769048
>SA
lol

>>30769077
Hey Squeak i like you OC.

>>30769083
...Magically constructive?

>>30769085
My mistake though, it's unpublished.

>>30769034
>exactly as planned

>>30769109
I was thinking more like giving me tips on how to remove it, as well as hands-on examples. Or, hooves on, I guess.

>>30769005
so tess likey pipsqueak then? Can I like pipsqueak?

Tess, tell me how think!

>>30769077

Pipsqueak seems eccentric-annoying out of context, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and wait for the episode.

www.livestream.com/dooks

there, stream's working now.

>>30769005
Needs more Pipsqueak as Peter Pan and Pinkie-Pie as Captain Hook.

>>30769039

>>30769085
Heh, that reminds mo of that 500-600 pages novel that only tells the happenings of one day and is that fucking long because it writes down every single fucking thought the main character has.

>>30769093
Hey, at least he didn't say Reddit.

Also could you draw a devastated Snails watching as Pipsqueak starts getting it on with Twist and being friends with Snips.

>>30769048
>gong on SA
>in 2011

What next? Worry about losing status on YTMND?

what do you suppose mac's mark stands for?

someone said ponies?

>>30769045

>>30769165
apples

>>30767685
LIKE!
He's cute.

>>30769159
I still visit SA for the Let's Play forum. More video games than /v/, anyway.

>>30769016
>GG acceptingrequests

in before the sequal to twlight doll experimaenting on caramel

the awkward sequel where caramel wakes up to realises he has possibly been molested during his sleep by the feel of things, and his twilight doll could do with a wash

>>30769165

Looks like a kiwi to me

>>30769165
Isn't it obvious?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdMknwuTRM#t=0m25s

>>30769084
Thats 20 minutes of downloading for me, dawg.

Nobody?

Really?

>>30769165
sucking colorful apples' juice all day long of course

I like Pipsqueak he's cute
/r/ Pipsqueak x Caramel please
he had his first Nightmare Night now it's time to have his first homosex :3

>>30767685
Like, the little fucker's adorable and we need more cute ponies doing cute things.

>>30769165
An alien woman with herpes bending over.

That's his purpose in life.

>>30769211
Well, Streisandbot killed him. There's nothing to do wit him anymore.

>>30767685

Dislike. But only because of its coloration breaking the standard.

>>30769211
Nope.

>>30768403
>Derpy and Lyra.
Good thing I didn't say Bon-Bon and Lyra.
The screaming would keep me up.

But anyway:
>Fridge always empty.
>Lyra keeps asking me to pick things up so she can watch.

>>30769214
Fuck you faggot ApplebloomxPipsqueak is better.

>>30769211
Stupid Frenchie.

>>30769214
>MaleXMale shipping
Holy shit, Straight shipping is bad enough.

>>30769214
how exactly am i supposed to react to this comment
i don't know
he's a fucking child, please let's not do this

>>30769208
>10MB/s
jelly, I only get 5

>>30769211
You missed the previous threads. There's already been draw requests and references made.

Is Pipsqueak our Tails/Bridget/Klonoa?

>mfw ponies

>>30769257
I know right? Fucking faggots posting in MLPG.

>>30769016
Rover and Scratchdoll, of course.

And those pics you promised last night and never drew.

>>30769016
Pirate ponies burning a city to the ground

>>30769274
No, that's Caramel.
Pipsqueak, depending on how things go in the episode, could turn out to be anything from CMC Head Pimp or Scrappy Doo 2: The Scrappening.

>>30769280
They're trying to disrupt our glorious lesbian utopia.

>>30769016
Pinkie-Pie worshipping Candythlhu.

>>30769214
Fuck off, Caramel is neither gay nor pedo.

>>30769106

Thanks

>>30769306
>>30769280
Hey now, the males have to do SOMETHING while the mares are fucking each other

>>30769165
His big balls.

Greenapples is pony for blueballs. How can he not be aroused with Applejack swinging that flank around the place?

>>30769306
Damn straight!

>>30769281
>Make a totally awesome fantastic request
>Drawfag: Yeah i'm going to do this one
>the next day
>"taking requests"
>he didn't draw yours
>that feel

I really like Lunas new mane,
Its schnazzy.

>>30769016
Pipsqueak is a pirate and wants to go raping and pillaging.
However, all the female ponies he comes across are sexually willing.
He considers his first Nightmare Night to be a failure.

>>30769311
that's what masturbation is for, Equestria bans male on male intercourse, it interrupts the balance of things

>>30769261
>he's a fucking child
lol what
there's like eight gigatons of CMC and even Twist porn drawn daily

>>30769310
SQUEAK.

CARALIGHT 6.

WHERE?

>>30769327
>ruining lesbian utopia
>damn straight

>>30769306
It's fucking disgusting. Penises are the work of satan, and all beings with penises are evil and satanic.

>>30769367
damn "straight" to hell

>>30769360
and when did i ever endorse that, man
when did i ever say that i'm okay with that
anyway, if pip has to have puppy love, let it be with spike

>>30769333
>a drawfag will never visualize your utmost desires and bring them into reality

>>30769333
Oh god I'm sorry
Please

okay

I'm gonna draw Caramel/Mac/Twidoll
one or two of those
Maybe some more Rover/Scratchdoll

>thought niggas would be unreasonably asspained about Luna

>but now niggas be unreasonably asspained about Pipsqueak

>and will probably still end up unreasonably asspained about Luna by this time tomorrow

>also Wisconsin/Michigan State

This weekend is going to be awesome.

>>30769130
Pirates arr cool.

>>30769276
>mfw ponies

>>30769138
Only if it ends in /ss/.

It's only friday..

>>30769363

It would be out by now, but I keep getting side tracked. Should be out Saturday. Wish me luck!

>>30769016
Pipsqueak Dressed in a Org XIII Cloak.
they may have been sub-par OCs but those cloaks are awesome!

>>30769373
A traitor to your own gender...that's pretty sad man.

>>30767685
I think he's cute. I'll decide once I see the episode.

>>30769416
>and will probably still end up unreasonably asspained about Luna by this time tomorrow
It's gonna be Biblical

>>30769408
>implying my utmost desire wasn't sadfrog.jpg

>>30769435
Its all good

>>30769416
will you shut the fuck up

we get it, you hate everything and everyone

no one cares

and you're a tard

>300 pounds horse
>on my face
I'll pass.

Pipsqueek is littlepips son right? Her and the bulletsponge guy?

>>30769436
No.

>the posts in this thread
Good god, we have AT lesbian threads that aren't this bad.
>Season 1 torrent at 26%
What the hell am I getting in to?

>>30769436
>mfw I'm cleaning that image

>>30769474

>>30769496
>bulletsponge

who?

>>30769479
They're marshmallow ponies, Celestia weighs 50 pounds at the most

>>30769419
roger roger, thanks for giving my life direction

>>30769502
Watch the show but never come back, you still have a chance

>>30769505
Whoa, that's awesome. How have I never seen that before?

>>30769518
>50 pounds
>directly on your face

I'd still pass probably

>>30769502
Say your last goodbyes to your life, cause shit is like crack

>>30769508
It's a long story... Literally.

>>30769518
Celest weighs at LEAST 3 tons. Those wings aren't made of air.

>>30767904


I get the impression that Pipsqueak recently moved from Trottingham with his folks, and they don't celebrate nightmare night.

Shithead.

>>30769016
Pipsqueak going to Hogwarts.

>>30769436
>Should be out Saturday

....

;_;

>>30769502

Watch the show, AVOID the fanbase. That's what I do.

Basic Invader Zim Protocol.

>>30769537
>Declining 50lb pounds of pure pony pleasure

>>30769549
She is like a jet.

>>30769504

I seem to be mind melding with Twilight pics today.

Soon...I will be able to pony with my mind.

Come on, someone tell me who the hell "Molestia" is.

>>30769537
50 pounds of that phat ass, nigga you gay

>>30769537
One side of your head is on a bed, the other is naturally quite squashy. It's not like you'd be crushed.

>>30769502
I'd post a 'welcome to the herd.jpg', but I'd rather not be a faggot and jump to conclusions.

>>30769587
this is molestia

>>30769567
Agreed, /co/ fanbase has become the /b/ fanbase, I shudder to think what /b/ or even ponychan is like now.

>>30769587
You are, Anonymous.

It's always been you.

>>30769508
Littlepip.
She's a lesbian who's fighting crime in a future time.

>>30769587
Isn't it obvious?

You know who Pipsqueak sounds like?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCm1sjARU7E

>>30769587

>>30769574
Now that I think about it. If regular ponies can't stand on clouds but ones with wings can then the winged ones are extremely light. So technically pinkie should be able to rape rainbow dash a new one with one hand due to being 3-5x the weight.

>>30769604
the /b/ fanbase was always facebook

>>30769587
you must be new here

>>30769587
some stupid "so phunny" crap fandom made up

>>30769587

>>30769612
And does naughty things in Pacce's works.

To my approval

>>30769598
I just don't want 50 pounds of ass on my face, maybe this is weird?

>>30769504
At least flip it so that the cutoff is less random looking.

>>30769625
Cloudwalking is magic, not weight. Dash is quite capable of giving as good as she gets.

I would jizz instantly if Celestia sat on my face

>>30769616
Oh shit.

>>30769587
Molest + Celestia = Molestia
its simple science

>>30769630
You're lookin' pretty kawaii there Molestia.

>>30769567
This is the most scientific terms you could have used for me. Understood anon.
>>30769587
.....I just know I'm gonna regret this, but what the hell is a Molestia?

>>30769604
Eeh, the /co/ fanbase isn't as bad as the /b/ fanbase.
But then again, the /b/ fanbase really isn't a fanbase, it's just a facebook in disguise as ponies.

>>30769587
She's an adult take on Princess Celestia. Instead of being a kind and generous ruler, she's a lecherous and sex-hungry ruler.

She visits you at night to molest you. Hence, Molestia.

>>30769553

Sorry, I can only type so fast! I shall try to make it extra awesome to make up for it.

>>30769642
In MY works?
I'm not the one who had her pissing out in the open while Spike watched.

>>30769519
>oc
get out.

>>30769645
Pretty weird dude. I really don't understand why you wouldn't want that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQsSqc_5aJ4
How does this make you feel?

>>30769674
See pic

>>30769645
but her wings are so pretty, anonymous

>>30769646
I'm working on it, as you can see it's still jagged and some background left. Just thought it was funny that I was working on that exact image

>>30769691
But /co/ loves OCs

>>30769702
If she puts her wings on my face maybe we can talk.

>>30769671
uguu

>>30769687
No, not that kind of naughty things. The naughty things that fill people and ponies with funny feelings.

>>30769587

askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com

Thank me later.

>>30769691
>oc

That's Lyra you bumblefuck.

Human Pinkie in her Halloween costume.

BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK BGAWK

>>30769645
with real girls you'd get 90-150 lbs. of ass on your face

you trying to tell me you don't like real girls

>>30769426
>mfw yfw

>>30769696
>2008

>>30769712
>>30769712
/co/ is OC backwards.

>>30769713
I think I would prefer to play with a normal pegasi's wings, they'd be far more manageable and easier to stroke while I hug them

>>30769723
Oh I see.

>>30769731
Why does she look like a Spitter from L4D2?

>>30769731
>ross art
NOPE.AVI

Do all ponies have schizophrenia?

>>30769731
>Time is candy!

>>30769733
>real girls
>2011

Too many dimensions, anon. They become hard to keep track of.

>>30769759
no just twilight, that is why she is known as the crazy one

>>30769731
Can I see what this would look like if Pinkie's eyes were less tall? Thanks in advance!

>>30769754
Shut up Pacce! You are not a pony!

>>30769683

Hey Squeak, can I get a link to that fic where RagingSemi gets murdered?

>>30769742
>>30769426
>>30769276
>mfw

>>30769731
Wow, we really need to get all the halloween-costumed characters humanized as fast as possible.

...particularly Pinkie

>>30769751
Their wings are very sensitive, a pegasus can achieve orgasm by having their wings played with

>>30769759
i'm going to say yes.

>>30769754
Oh, by the way, how did you feel when Gawk and Littlepip flirted with each other? And what did you feel when Kage died?

Does anyone else think Luna, her guards and her chariot seem a bit too familiar?

>>30769795
Do pegasi just orgasm uncontrollably in flight or something?

>>30769618
>>30769637
>>30769669
>>30769681
>>30769700
Dear lord, that's what I was afraid of.

>>30769810
Well, it looks nothing like that, for one.

>>30769810
Can you link this?

>>30769696
>related videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9Ur1ll44c

>>30769795
exactly, and you could hold them, squirming, in your arms as they softly moaned and started to space out

>>30769795
>>30769814

>>30769810
STEVE IRWIN WATCH OUT FOR THOSE STINGRAYS!

>>30769817
anonymous you have no imagination

>>30769815
Yea, it's /co/s OC that looks like princess celestia.

>>30769814
why else do you think Dash crashes so much?

>>30769795
That reminds me of the time we used to joke about ice cream/slush puppy vendors having pegusi wings
>Pull wings
>recive soft-served icecream/slush

>Implying Equestria is a Lesbian Utopia and not a Matriarchal Harem, where the females duel savagely over the attention of the few males.

You homosexuals are the worst scum.

>>30769814
No, their wings actually have to be stroked and played with, that's be like a person just orgasming uncontrollably while they walked.

>>30769814
That's what flight is. They just have one long continuous orgasm when they fly.

>>30769814
Anything is an erogenous zone when manipulated properly. Take the ears, or the inner thigh; but do people orgasm uncontrollably while walking, or standing in the wind?

>>30769850
Your mom is scum

>The amount of hate on /co/ lately
>Reason I spend more time on tumblr now
Honestly folks? Did we hate applebloom this much when we first met her? She was a precocious foal who reached out to a terrifying and imposing figure (which is obviously what Pipsqueak will do for Luna. We're essentially replaying Bridle Gossip with everyone in costume)

>>30769786

>>30769767
How sexist Anonymous.

>>30769862
That just makes Fluttershy a lot more adorable.

>>30769795
EROGENOUS ZONES FOR PONIES

Pegasi: Wings. Specifically the ligaments and muscles which meet the body.

Unicorns: Horns, obvious.

Earth Ponies: Cutie Marks.

Fuck you all for making me seriously contemplate this

Hey what's going on in this thr-...?

>>30769850
I thought we already knew this. The small male population meant lots of competition come spring time.

>>30769805
SPOILERS FOR FALLOUT EQUESTRIA!
It figures now that Littlepip HAS gotten laid she has the guts to actually flirt. The fact that she kinda goes back and forth in her head as to whether she'd take the... opportunity despite being in a relationship is interesting.

Kage. While it is sad and I'm interested in how Gawd will react, I saw it coming the MOMENT they said they were coming with her. I mean seriously, shirts don't get any more red than that.

>>30769683

Hey Squeak, heard you got a Tumblr, link?

>>30769910
Just leave now

>>30769886
>Did we hate applebloom this much when we first met her?

I really fucking hated Call of the Cutie. Easily the worst episode so far.