Updated color reference.

So how bout them palletes huh?

She just gets more powerful? bad topic

I think that's a new low for non-alicorn OCs

>>30750583
Nope she is not an alicorn.

>>30750583
>Celestia = Goku
>Luna = Vegeta
>Twilight Sparkle = Gohan
You can not deny this.

>>30750583
That's an impressive tripcode you have there.

>>30750583
When?

>>30750630

Why can't they just make Applejack pimpin rich?

Instead she is poor, useless, and boring.

>There should be a MLP: FiM action adventure RPG, that has all the things ponyfans asked for.

>>30750625
>>30750623
Huh, I was close enough, I'll save it though

>>30750630

>>30750671
ohshit, you still post here?

>>30750583
She kills Celestia and Luna and then rules Equestria with a loving fist.

If you missed it last stream.

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

Fluffy is streaming.

Would you shoot applejack if she asked you to?

>>30749994
Too subtle.

>>30750649

>>30750625
Looks great.
Her mouth and nose seem a bit off though.. Give her a cute, petite nose. Keep it up!

I need some Screwball references, anybody have some?

>>30750699
yes

>>30750667
That's a topic: Who would you want to play as given the choice between all the main characters in an action RPG?

is anyone else sad luna dont be keeping her original hair? not that the new look is bad. i just liked the old one. it was cute.

>>30750699
Of course. It must suck having every other pony be better than her and I wouldn't want her to live through her misery.

>>30750699
Oh youtube you so silly

>>30750701
She might've made it up on the fly, but I'll take her word for it over whatever bullshit the next Luna fanfic churns out.

>>30750719
With real-time combat? Big Mac, and pretend I'm playing Dynasty Warriors.

>>30750583 moe discord
what.. what are you doing to me?

>>30750713

>>30750699
Yes. Maybe she would be replaced by a better pony.

>>30750699
Yes.

>>30750645

Trixie = Hercule

>>30750699
I would shoot her even if she didn't ask me to.

>>30750746
>Moe

>>30750630

>whattheworldthinksofyou.jpg

Well, ideally, Twilight would achieve godhood in company of the other five, and their eternal friendship would keep her from going mad with power.

Because she totally would if not kept in check.

>>30750719
I usually like to try the off-beat characters and the mages, given the opportunity, so I guess that would be Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle?

>>30750738
I've defeated an officer!

coffee

>>30750716
>>30750729
>>30750752
>>30750753
>>30750755

Heartless bastards each an' every one of ya!

>>30750748
Thanks. Her mane looks rather complicated.

I would want Discord to be a girl, except that the sexual tension of having one snarky omnipotent guy against a bunch of girls was too hilarious.

I already miss him.

Guys, I'm working on a color and I need your help. Any input at all would be greatly appreciated, especially relating to the shading and the sky.

>>30750786
that's adorable

The moment faust mentioned power levels this song came to mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGBbw3_SsEs

>>30750791

Well, maybe you shouldn't have asked if you didn't want to be killed in the first place, huh?

Stupid mares--always saying one thing when they mean another.

Here goes /co/ with the Applbashing again...

>>30750800
i just realized
>we'll never have recurring villains because that would mean the power of friendship failed.

>>30750719
Dash of course. She would be doing flips and shit all over the screen like Strider Hiryu

>>30750667
Maybe, but I'd play
Crab Pony Extreme Sleepover Text Adventure

>>30750769
That's what the world thinks of annoying autistic "brony" faggots who defend their interest while acting like they know there's nothing wrong with it, when it's clear that deep down they're ashamed.

Sad fucks. Is it that hard for them to watch a TV show?

>>30750701
>Lauren writes Luna fanfiction

>>30750795
Yeah, I don't think I quite got it right, but it looks.. okay.

>>30750719
>replying to myself
Probably Rainbow Dash, depending. The freedom and speed would be awesome in a game like that.

>>30750800
How would you feel about the sexual tension of having one snarky omnipotent girl against a bunch of guys?

I like Applejack.

Someone once called her the Faramir of the main cast. I'm not sure I'd go that far, but one thing Applejack definitely is is NOBLE. She's proud, she's kind, she's upstanding and righteous.

Applejack is the best of ponies, even if she's not my favorite.

>>30750810
It looks great as it is

>>30750847
Oh, now I get why everyone says ponies ruin everything.
Did they really need to pony Crab Nicholson?

>>30750840
Nah, you just need a villain who doesn't go out and do all the dirty work on his own.

You need lackeys and henchman to blow up on a weekly basis.

>>30750872
i would probably feel a boner

>>30750886
I think the joke is because of Twilight's love of sleepovers.

>>30750889
Like a buzzard mafioso

>>30750878
That jas Jelfire, he write a nice wall of text about that.

>>30750583
The funniest thing about this is every single fan picture of Luna is now off-model. BRILLIANT!

>>30750878
Applejack is the Batman of pony

>>30750583
She destroys all of Equestria, so that she might rebuild a better world.

>>30750872
whyboner.jpg

>>30750837
It never ends here, never.

>>30750878
Who the fuck is Faramir? Boromirs brother or something?

>>30750912

Knocking out fanart AND fanfiction on one dedicatory blow

>>30750916
It all comes...
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

it's an old one

>>30750932
Is dis nigga serious?

>>30750932
Frodos dog.

>>30750872

>>30750837
Applejack is stupid, she's an Earth pony.

>>30750912
Well, not necessarily TOTALLY off-model. It has been a year, and she still had the light-blue hair last we saw. But I guess all the "older Luna" pictures with the old style are completely bunk now.

>>30750929
I remember when Rarity (best pony) used to be hated all the time for being a cold-hearted greedy bitch.

>>30750955
>Mane
>Spelled Main
>Twice

>>30750970
Just wait for Luna faggot.

>>30750987
Now we love her for being a cold-hearted greedy bitch! How times change.

>>30750932

I should know better than to get mad when I read something like this, but I never seem to learn.

>>30750970
Remember when Discord zapped the main cast and made them all earth ponies? What an awful feeling.

I bet they still have nightmares as to suddenly being comparable to AJ.

>>30750994
>Not reading more carefully

>>30750878
She's more like Sam, up to and including dragging someone up a mountain.

Oh my god. I got the most insane case of RLS, or something to that degree.

I cannot stop fidgeting. Like, it's like someone snuck me coke.

>>30750847
>Crab Pony Extreme Sleepover Text Adventure

>>30751011
>worst_possible_thing.jpg

>>30751011
Applejack is the best pony though.
Fuck you.
Applejack is the perfect waifu to all ponies/dragons/demigods/griffins

>>30750810
Anyone?

Shame we will never see NMM again, in a more threatening role.

~copy this is you're a storng earth pony~

>>30750878
The main reason I see that people attach to characters other than Applejack is because she doesn't do excessively crazy shit like cause explosions or do excessively cartoony things. I find this reasoning kinda short-sighted, but what can you do?

>>30751030
Indeed.. since I made that post I've listened to the theme song about 10 times

>>30751049
~who don't need no magic~

>>30751037
Applejack is best pony, yes.
But...
>Waifu to dragons.
Please, Rarity is a dragons DREAM pony.

>>30751030
God, I remember those threads. I was there and I made up the fucking back side of that boxart.

>>30751057
>boring people like Applejack

>>30751047

Maybe she could revert to that form (or something like it) for a season 3 villain. Celestia/Luna tag team anyone?

>>30751035
>got her horn back
>still carrying giant rock on her back like the mule she is

Rarity can't magic.

>>30750872
>FemDiscord shoving her chest in guys faces
>FemDiscord slapping them in the flank
>FemDiscord being a dominatrix
>FemDiscord coiling all around one of the guys

NO
STOP IT
MY PANTS WHY

>>30751057

This is why i like her.

>>30751022

Naw, Spike is Sam, since both of them are the audience expys. Applejack's more like Boromir: proud to a fault, and (whether through pride, stubborness, noble valor, or a combination of all three) willing to carry on to the limits of her endurance despite being completely outclassed by the dangers she faces or the allies she's made.

Has anybody mentioned how fucking adorable Twilight is dressed as a Wizard?

>>30750840
>>30750889

NB4 a StinkMeaner/A.M. level villain that can, in fact, break each pony down to the point that they feared each other and isolate themselves from society. Also convinced Twilight that EoH is too Powerful, and might consumes all of ponykind if it where used too much.

Applejack is one of the best ponies. Along with Rarity and Twilight. Dash and Pinkie tend to get boring. Fluttershy gets borderline written out constantly for some reason even though she's great.

>>30750970

Lib'rul elitist!

>>30751057
Applejack is the pony you depend on when the world is going to hell and every other pony around you is losing their mind.

Applejack keeps her head on straight and does what has to be done.

She's the perfect pony to have on an adventure or in a crisis.

i just realized that rarities special talent isn't even fashion design. I mean sure thats what she does.

But 1. her cutie mark is a bunch of diamonds, 2. her name is RARITY. rare (like minerals), 3. in call of the cutie her horn leads her to a rock full of gems, and 4 rarity has an affinity for finding jewels.

Rarities special talent is that she's a prospector. but the ponies don't really value gemstones in the same way that humans do (and gems appear to be much more common) so she just uses them in her craft.

If rarity was on earth she'd be employed at a huge mining company looking for precious ores and gems.

Proof that ones special talent doesn't necessarily have to fit 100% with what a pony enjoys doing.

>>30751068
They were some great threads. Were you in the original Space Pirate threads, too?

>>30751085
She is pretty adorable when wearing... well, almost anything.

>>30751106
But the world is more likely to go to shit because she can't do anything crazy like Dash or Twilight

YEAH
GALO SENGAN

>>30750932
Since no one else seems to be answering seriously.

Yes. Their dad favored Boromir, and fell into a deep depression when he learned of his death. He started to wish aloud that Faramir had died instead. Faramir gets really upset and rides off to fight the orcs where he's killed in battle.

>>30751070
>autistic people like everyone else
There, now it's even.

>>30751118
Yeah, the original Sonic Jokebook edit threads too.

>>30751083
>Sam
>audience expy

The unfailing, incorruptible, lion-hearted ACTUAL HERO of the story?

>>30751122
Okay? So?

>>30751115
>Wolf print signature

Death.

>>30751119

>>30751091
Agreed. Tired of Pinkie Pie, too.

Google Docs surveyor here.

I've found a design flaw in one of the forms, should I wipe entries?

(People were voting 5 on every episode just to vote for a pone)

Adventure time and MLP encourage heretical xeno love.

>Dog with a rainicorn girlfriend
>Interspecies everywhere
>Spike has a crush on rarity
>Overall message: So long as it's sapient!

>>30751144
So in the end she's still worst pony

>>30751149
4chan image code man, i found it here. i didn't even realize it,

I saw nazis and ponies and just instantly saved.

>>30751119

Yeah, but as a wizard? Complete with a fake beard that too big for her? That's probably the most adorable thing she's done. Even as adorable as her jumping around say, "Yes yes yes yes yes!"

>>30751030

>>30751142
Haha, I remember dying whenever they got posted UN-edited, too.

So we all saw that pirate pony costume. And we kinda deduced his name as Puppy Dog Tails.

I'm thinking he starts hanging around snips and snails and they become the roudy rough boys to the CMC's power puff girls.

>>30750916
>>30750954
I would pay so much to see this, or indeed any MLP:FiM work where they brought in Hideaki Anno gave him creative control. Just trying to imagine what he'd do with the characters is giving me goosebumps.

>>30751180
oh shit that's my boxart

I haven't seen that in years

>>30751167
>So long as it's sapient!

I'm commander shepard and this is my favorite overall message on the western animation.

>>30751180
>balls to the wall

Now that's a game I want to play.

>>30751091
>thinking AJ, Rarity and Twilight are best ponies
I thought I was the only one

>>30751206
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5acgqIHQE&feature=related

>>30751138

>faramir gets killed in battle

Guess it sucks for Eoin that she had to marry him after Sauron was overthrown, doesn't it? And for the people of Osgiliath, who now have a corpse as their prince. Not to mention for all the children he had after he died...

>>30751207
not even joking man, i saw it on a case at a EBgames. obviously printed out, but still funny.

>>30751122
Sometimes, though, shit hits the fan because of mistakes made by Dash or Twilight.

>>30751115
>Furry Nazis

>>30751168
So she can't do a Rainboom or crazy magic like Twilight and Rainbow? Why does she have to? If Applejack wasn't in the manecast the whole show would seem like a fucking shitfest of ponies doing crazy shit. Imo she sort of compensates their abnormal behaviour.

>>30751222
AJ and Rarity are my top two.

What if Fluttershy ends up having the most terrifying costume.
OH THE IRONY

>>30751143

The only normal person/hobbit in a group of elves, dwarves, morons, and tragic heros? Yes. He's the one the reader is supposed to be able to relate to.

>>30751180
And of course, to complete the set.

>>30751250
Psh, Dash doesn't do anything wrong.

>>30751250
>*or Fluttershy.
fix'd.

>>30751133
GO GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGAN
GO GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGAN

>>30751167

>Overall message: So long as it's sapient!

I can get behind that. Because consensual romantic and sexual relationship between human males and alien female analogs is my fetish.

>>30751138
Yeah, he didn't die. His dad thought he was dead and was going to burn his body. Gandalf realizes at the last second that he was still alive and rushes to stop him.

>>30751256
>>30751149
God damn it stop focusing on the image, the text is what is important, i didn't have much rarity images that hadn't already been posted so i just selected one at random.

>That feel when you will never own something signed by Lauren Faust
At least the money's going to charity.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Magic-Signed-Pinkie-Pie-Lauren-Faust-/1107616149
71?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_2&hash=item19c9e81e7b#ht_500wt_1227

Well gang it's that time of the year where I take draw requests, don't expect anything amazing.

>>30751167
Oh please. You would if you could.

>>30751207
Dude I love you. I remember laughing so fucking hard at the AO rating for "Balls to the Wall", and it coming to mind every time I saw a video game rating for months afterward.
Shit that was a long time ago.

>>30751265
>she doesn't even realize it

>>30751260
Mah nigga

>>30751299
Pinkie Pie drowning in a sea of dicks.

>>30751091
>>30751158
That's too bad.

>>30751299
Twilight rping as a wizard in bed with caramel.

>>30751297
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Magic-Signed-Pinkie-Pie-Lauren-Faust-/110761
6149
>71?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_2&hash=item19c9e81e7b#ht_500wt_1227
>WHAT THAT THING WAS BID AT 10.00$ EARLIER HOW COULD IT HAVE JUMPE-
>It's still at 10 bucks

>>30751299
Fluttershy as garrus

doing calibrations

>>30751309
Posting superior ship, fuck your Swayback Mountain.

>>30751309

>>30751299
Applejack being uninteresting

>>30751158
>getting tired of Pinkie Pie

>>30751091
AJ is the best because she's the most stable.

>>30751297
Pinkie looks bad ass
I kinda wish she drew all over it like I do with my dolls

King of The Hill Episode 1

Peggy's Revenge

Rated TV-14

S Smoking

MV Mild Violence

"Did you enjoy your lobster," asked Hank Hill. "It was d-liscious," said his wife Peggy. As they do every year on their anniversary Hank took his wife Peggy out to a fancy French restaurant and got her drunk on champagne. Hank had looked forward to this for a long time since it was one day he was guaranteed sex. "So Peggy, are you ready to do it?," Hank said with a smile. "Come on let's go to the bedroom," Peggy said.

Peggy trudged over to the bedroom stripped naked, laid on the bed, and spread her legs. "Honey, before you fuck me how about a little foreplay, eat me out or something." said Peggy. "Ha-ha," laughed Hank, "Don't be ridiculous. Do you know who invented eating pussy? The French, that's who. And I am not about to eat pussy like some faggot Frenchman. Now get ready for what's coming."

>>30751260
>>30751309
Mah niggas.

>>30751271
Besides acting on impulse when a more rational option would be viable, in which case Twilight or Applejack has to pull her down to earth.

>>30751299
How about Terse at his official fan club meeting?

>>30751335
mfw the shipping costs more

>>30751361
She's literally a one trick pony. And that trick is lolrandumb

>>30751344
>that shit
>Not rainbowshy

Hahaha faggot.

>>30751297
Again I present this.

Applebloom x Spike is Garbage
Pair Spike off with someone decent, not some raunchy little slut who lets a abuse victim and retard fuck her

>>30751361
"lolimzanny" can only work for a character for so long before they become annoying

>>30751369
...what?

>>30751369
Hank undressed slowly. Peggy watched in disgust as her overweight husband's man bosoms and belly came into sight. Hank then took of his pants exposing his 3 ½ inch wiener. "Yup, you married one sexy man Peggy," said Hank admiring his body which he kept shaved hairless below the neck. Hank climbed up getting into position. He then thrust forward several times missing Peggy's beaver and hitting her thigh. "Ohhhhh Gawwwwwd!," Hank shouted in ecstasy as he blew his load all over Peggy's leg.

After that Hank rolled off of Peggy and quickly fell asleep. Peggy cleaned her self up and went to the kitchen. She was so frustrated that she grabbed a bottle of Wild Turkey from the liquor cabinet and started taking shots. She was fed up with Hanks gross appearance, poor performance in bed, and most of all his small penis. She had had enough it was there she decided she was going to have an affair.

The next day was just another day as usual. Peggy cooked bacon and eggs for Hank and Bobby then sent them off to work and school respectively. After she had finished cleaning up she grabbed her keys to drive to the grocery store. About half way to the store however Peggy realized she didn't have her purse so she turned back. She didn't make any noise as she entered the house and when she looked in the den what she saw surprised her.

It was Lucky, her niece Luanne's fiance and he was jacking off to a porno. Peggy's jaw dropped from what she saw. Lucky's cock must have been ten inches long and thick too. He was just sitting there jacking off to a scene of a guy having sex with Siamese twins. Peggy was instantly wet and without thinking her hand moved up her skirt and she was rubbing her pussy. Lucky tensed up and ejaculated all over the couch. The sight was to much for Peggy and she came like a banshee screaming for dear life. Then she fainted.

http://www.livestream.com/hardblushtv

Onta is drawing ponies.

>>30751392
Spike is a shit character noone gives a fuck about him.

>>30751401
"What's going on Peggy?," asked Lucky. Peggy slowly opened her eyes seeing Lucky standing over her naked. She began to blush from embarrassment and arousal. "I am so sorry. It's just I have never seen a cock like that in my life." "Really," smirked Mike, " Hank doesn't do it for you in bed." "God no Hank is terrible. He has a teeny tiny dick, won't eat pussy, and can't last 5 seconds without cumming, and and…,"Peggy began to cry. "That's awful. I recon we oughta teach Hank a lesson." said Lucky. "Really" said Peggy. "Really" Lucky said.

That evening Hank came walking in through the door when out of nowhere someone threw a sack over his head. "Wha-ha," Hank shouted. He was in complete shock. The unseen assailant then punched Hank in the stomach hard sending him to the ground. He tried to reach for the sack that was blinding him but some one looped a rope around his neck and started strangling him. Hank blacked out.

When Hank came to he was naked, tied to a chair, and still had a sack over his head. He heard snickering. "What the fuck is going on here. You assholes better let me go or I am going to kill you," shouted Hank. Lucky walked over and pulled the sack off Hank's head. "Oh my God!," Hank said stunned. He could not believe what he saw; his wife was naked and making out with John Redcorn who was also naked and Lucky was standing there laughing also naked. "Peggy how could you," Hank said shocked. Peggy answered him, "Just shut the fuck you worthless tird. I have needs that have never been satisfied and now you can watch how real men with normal sized penises and urethras fuck." "But Peggy," Hank began to blubber.

>>30751388
I support Rainbowshy as well. Actually Applejack x Rarity is cute too... Flarity is just superior.

>dealwithit.jpg

>>30751415
Spike is the best pony you asshole.

>Rarijack

I srsly hated the third episode. Twilight just seems fucking insane... Where did that humble innocent unicorn who just wanted to learn about sleep overs and friendship go?

Now she is just some unstable overpowered unicorn who could snap at anytime and cause huge mayhem.

>>30751391
Juice, you are the luckiest of fucks and I hate you almost as much as I admire you.

>>30751408
>http://www.livestream.com/hardblushtv
>HardBlush

Oh god is that who I think it is

>>30751374
She's just solving problems the cool way.

If twilight or applejack didn't interrupt her she'd take care of those problems no sweat

>>30751421
Instantly a smack caught him in the side of the head. Lucky said, "You don't do or say anything unless you are told or I'll hurt you bad. Do you understand?" Hank nodded his head yes. "Okay John Redcorn why don't you show this bitch what you've got," laughed Lucky. "With pleasure," said John. Peggy grabbed Redcorn's dick and started rubbing it to erection. "Oh my," Peggy was amazed by it's size it was even longer than Lucky's and as wide as her forearm. His scrotum looked like a deflated football. "How big is it?" "Fifteen inches and I'm going to make you take it all."

John Redcorn started fucking Peggy like an animal. He fucked her hard with long fuck strokes fucking his cock in her all the way to the balls. I watched on in horror for what seemed like an eternity as Peggy had one screaming orgasm after another. After about two hours of fucking and more orgasms than Hank could count Redcorn let out a grunt and filled Peggy with his nut juice. When he pulled out Hank could see what looked like gallons of semen leaking from his wife cooze.

>>30751437
Okay, fine. What ships do you like?

>>30751423

>>30751388
>>30751388
Look at him. Look at him and laugh and how wrong he is.

>>30751408
>Onta
Nope

>>30750636

Don't you mean " Pegacorn "

>>30751450
Lucky started untighing Hank. "All right Hank. I hope your hungry," he laughed. "Oh God! No, you want me to eat Peggy's cunt with all that cum in it. No fucking way!" Hank made his way for the door but Redcorn punched him in the side of the head making him fall to the ground. "I warned you," said Lucky. John held Hank down while Lucky walked over and began rummaging through Peggy's closet. He found what he was looking for; a pin cushion. Lucky pulled a long thin needle from the pin cushion. "Hank I think its about time I did something about you're narrow urethra," said Lucky. "You wouldn't," begged Hank. Peggy chimed in, "Do it Lucky. This is payback for years of crappy narrow urethra sex." Hank started screaming at the top of his lungs trying to escape Redcorn's grip but it was no use, he was to weak compared to the native american. Lucky slowly inserted the long needle down hanks urethra blood started coming out as the needle hit the other end. Hank gave up struggling and just started crying. "Funny thing about these needles. They're very brittle. If you try to bend them they just snap," said Lucky. Hank looked on in horror as Lucky reached down and grabbed his dick. Lucky began bending Hank's dick with the needle still in it and sure enough the needle broke into shards piercing the insides of Hank's miniscule digit. Hank screamed again and passed out from the pain.

When hank came to Redcorn, Lucky, and Peggy were all doubled over in laughter and his genitals were soaked in his own blood. "So bitch are you ready to clean up Redcorn's splooge," asked Peggy. "Yes. I'll do anything just please don't hurt me any more." said hank. Hank crawled up between Jenny's legs and began cleaning her pussy with his mouth. It was disgusting. There must have been cups of semen in her cunt and it smelled and tasted so bad I thought I might puke. Some one entered the room from behind hank just as he was finished.

>>30751441
We're all just one bad day away

>>30751465
No.

>>30751466
"Knock Knock." It was Dale Hank's neighbor. "Hiya Hank. Guess what? I'm going to be you're videographer," said Dale as he began setting up a camera on a tripod. "This is so cool now we are both cuckolds Hank." Dale looked around. "Aw heck. Did I miss the feeding?" "Yah you did. But don't worry I have an idea. Dale start filming. Lucky, John hold Hank down." ordered peggy. The men all did as they were told. Peggy then squatted over Hank's face and started grunting. "Open your mouth Hank" said Peggy. Hank did as he was told. A moment later a big brown turd began coming out of Peggy's anus and slid right into Hank's mouth. Hank thought about spitting it out but didn't because he knew what the consequences would be. Hank was already chewing and swallowing the shit before Peggy was all the way done. Hank thought he was done when Peggy announced, "after all that fudge you must be thirsty Hank how about some fresh squeezed lemonade to wash it down." Peggy began pissing into Hank's mouth making him drink all her urine.

After Peggy finished John Redcorn and Lucky took turns first shitting in and then pissing in Hank's mouth. Hank had so much human feces and urine in him that his stomach was stretched out like he had just eaten thanksgiving dinner. Hank rolled over and vomited some of it back up on the floor. "Oh my god hank that's fucking disgusting. Were you raised in a barn." said Peggy. "I'm sorry" said Hank. "Well start cleaning it up fuck head," shouted Redcorn. Hank got down on his knees and started eating the vomited shit back up. It took all his strength not to vomit again. Lucky took Hank and tied him back up to the chair.

>>30751335
>Still at 10 bucks
>With twelve dollar shipping
>And six days to go

>>30751441
It was because we didn't get to see her being fucking ridiculous during the Discord episodes because she was the only one who stayed herself.

>>30751458
This ship is shit until they get an episode.

>>30751441
Insanity just needs a little push

>>30751451
Applejack x Spike
Twilight Sparkle x Big Mac
Scratch x Rarity
Scratch x Rover
Scratch x Olivia

>>30751476
"I don't know about you guys but all this excitement has me horny," said Lucky as he started to get undressed. "Hey Redcorn how about we do a three way this time you take Peggy's butt ill take her poon." Peggy said in a sultry voice, "Ooo, that sounds hot. I never let Hank put his wieney in my butt." Dale shouted in, "this'll look great on video. How about I add some background music?" "Good idea do it," said Lucky. Dale went over to the radio and switched on Trivisano. Hank started shouting, "Oh God no. Not Trivisano. I hate Trivisano. He sucks. I only like the Maxwell show." Lucky said, "shut up Hank or I'll cut your cock off," as he began fucking Peggy's cunt. "I don't care this show sucks cut my dick off if you want but please change it to the Maxwell show." Everyone ignored Hank as he started foaming at the mouth. The camera focused in on Peggy getting pounded at both ends. Peggy was in ecstasy Lucky and John were fucking in unison. "It's all the empty headed loser Democrats that keep electing cigarette thieves like Art Modell to public office." That was all Peggy had to hear her pussy and anus both started convulsing as she had the most powerful orgasm of her life. That got Lucky and John going and they both started cumming as well filling both her holes.

"Wingo," said Dale, "that was awesome. We should put this on utube." "Good idea," said Redcorn. Hank was incredibly embarrassed. Dale showed the video to everyone on Rainey Street, Peggy showed the video to all of the kids at Tom Landry Junior High, and the video became number one on you tube. It was viewed so many times Leno even showed it on The Tonight Show. Irregardless of all the embarrassment caused by the incident Hank was happy because he knew he had learned a valuable lesson.

The End

>>30751441
'Kay
I liked it but 'kay

>This KoTH fanfiction

keep going

>>30751486

Welp, time to bust out some best ship.

>>30751495
this reads like a raging semi story

If Luna can go from plebeian pony to goddess, can anypony?

>>30751408
>Please do not use the color ORANGE for your name.

Wait what?

>>30751133

GO GO GO GO GO GO
GALO SENGAN

>>30751500
Too late, it's over.

Unless he has more.

>>30751494
What's with all the scratch ships? They have no substance at all.

>>30751502

Tifa knelt by the window with her arms were rested on the window sill. She sighed in contentment, gazing outside. Cloud was out front, mowing the lawn. His shirt was off, which was a big turn-on for Tifa, his wife of two weeks. Tifa laughed as she realized she could stare at him all day. She was rather sad he would finish eventually. He worked out everyday, and his chest really showed that. He was the sexiest man Tifa ever saw.

That didn’t make Tifa fall in love with him, though. They grew up together, and they had secret crushes on each other throughout adolescence. Cloud proposed to her the day after their long adventure, and she immediately accepted. She would never forget that moment, when she felt like she and Cloud were alone in space. They married a week after he proposed, and were rarely seen outside after that.

Anyways, back to the story. Tifa was in the master bedroom on the second floor of their new house, watching the man of her dreams cut the grass. The twenty-year-old woman was watching him mow the lawn for the seventh time. It was a hobby of hers, and the fact that they had a huge yard and that it would take Cloud an extra long time to cut it. Watching how strong he was, she would not move for anything.

>love Twilight and Rarity the most
>bearly any pics of them, shiping or them just doing things as simple friends

Feelsbadman.jpg

>>30751494
>Scratch x Rarity

Pfffff hahahahahhahaha!

>>30751515
>pinkiepieandrainbowdashafterhavinganabortion

>>30751536
bearly
Point null.

>>30751535
Suddenly, Tifa felt a slight rumble in her stomach, but she ignored it. She was having too good of a time watching Cloud. The best par the the mowing routine was the end, when he would come upstairs to shower. Right before he entered the bathroom, she would ask Cloud if they could take a shower together. They would always end up kissing throughout the shower, and they would leave in a better mood than ever. She was so sure he would let her shower with her that she was not wearing underwear under her black mini-skirt.

She felt her stomach rumble again, and sighed. She really didn’t want to leave. She wanted tay tay there for the longest time, watching he husband do the yard. Of course she knew he would do it again, and again, and again, but she cherished every minute of watching him, she could not bear to stop.

Tifa’s stomach rumbled again, louder than the first two times. She realized she had to think of what to do, and quickly. She could run and return immediately, but then she would miss some of the lawn mowing. Her second option was to stay and clean up after herself, but the fear of getting caught made her feel uneasy. This feeling caused her stomach to rumble more. Tifa looked down. The floor was a brand new and very expensive tile floor. It was not a very pleasant idea for her to mess it up.

So...
Has anyone done a Trixie x Spike thing yet?

>>30751441
The only reason why she acted that way was because she felt her relationship with the princess was threatened when it really wasn't. And we've known for a while that A) Twilight has a skewed sense of reality when it comes to Celestia, and B) when she feels she can't please the princess, she goes nuts.

I see Lesson Zero as a culmination of everything we've learned about Twilight's eccentricities and perfectionism in season one built up to one crucial moment -- not meeting an imaginary, self-established deadline.

>>30751555
“Whatever,” muttered Tifa. “When a girl has to shit, a girl has to shit!”

Tifa’s black skirt was actually a wrap-around, and it was easy to remove. Soon, she was bottomless.

Tifa took a deep breath and closed her eyes. She pushed and grunted over again, until she felt her anus stretch.

“This is it!” she said aloud, while still pushing and grunting. A crackling sound filled her ears as the turd finally slid out of her body. It was a hard one, dark brown and compressed together. And boy did it stink. Tifa didn’t mind the smell of her own droppings, but she knew it would be difficulty to get away with this.

With Tifa’s shit sitting on the floor, she felt slightly relieved. Tifa let out a long, gassy fart. She giggled, for she tended to have gassy poops. Her relief soon ended, however, as she felt another log traveling from her colon to her rectum. She pushed again, and the turd began to slide out. Unfortunately for poor Tifa, it got stuck halfway.

“I’ll bet that feels good!” said Cloud from behind her.

Guys? I do I stop being in love with ponies? It's getting to me badly. Unregulated dreaming about being Twilight Sparkle's husband is slowly driving me nuts.

>>30751506
>Implying any ship is good.

I want an episode where Twilight gets the sparkly hair. She'll go around preforming amazing acts of magic to help ponies, but she'll be so obsessive compulsive that everyone just becomes miserable.

Eventually her friends confront her about her strange behavior, she doesn't believe them but trusts in her friends enough to turn herself back. Where upon she realizes just how much trouble she has caused. Upon writing a letter about what she learned, she actually gets a response from Luna explaining that when ponies reach that much power everything about them, good and bad, is amplified and she is lucky to have such a strong friendship that saved her from making any big mistakes. Or Celestia may have had to banish her into a book for 1000 years.

>>30751423
I like Flarity and Rarijack equally. Both are cute in their own way.

>>30751494
GetOut.avi4

>>30751486
that ship is god tier because of that color combo

>>30751320

Oh ok.

>mfw Applejack only gets 1 episode and a song this season.

>>30751567
Tifa immediately jumped up in shock. She was so focused on expelling what was in her gorgeous bowels that Cloud finished the lawn and came up to the bedroom. So there she was, standing there, in a white t-shirt, white socks, red sneakers, and no pants or underwear, and with five inches of shit sticking out of her ass in front of the love of her life. Tifa began to cry, and Cloud approached her and hugged her. She didn’t care her shirt became drenched with his sweat. She wanted her man. She even felt a bulge in his pants, and realized that her taking a dump turned him on.

To Tifa’s surprise, Cloud turned her around and lowered her onto her hands and knees. Tifa was puzzled at first, wondering what he would do, but that puzzle was soon solved as Cloud guided his dicwardward her anus and the shit that hung from it. Cloud moaned as Tifa’s warm poo mashed against his dick. They had had anal sex many timesbefore, but never with a huge turd stuck in Tifa's ass!

Suddenly, Cloud’s dick set the poo that had been stuck in Tifa’s ass free. Tifa’s rectum expelled turdturd. Tifa farted again, and Cloud felt a pleasant breeze on his member.

“Thanks!” exclaimed Tifa.

“Hey, no problem,” said Cloud. “I’m going to shower. Wanna get in there with me?

lets talk abour best pony
>pic related

Hey P.Q., I'll be waiting for you here >>30747240

>>30751578
I respect your opinion and agree with you for the most part.

If anyone has any more Flarity I would love more pictures, by the way... my amount is surprisingly low.

Well shit, that thread died faster than usual.

>this thread

>>30751584
But that's wrong.

>Shipping

I'd rather this fanfiction have it's own thread. Reading it through all the pony spam is annoying.

>>30751591
Tifa struggled to breathe. She and Cloud were at their favorite mall, making out in their favorite corner. They were running their hands over each other, and they knew other people could see, but they didn’t care.

Tifa had worn her tight pair of jean shorts today to show off her butt for Cloud. He always told her how her butt was pretty nice, so she wanted him to see it as much as possible. Cloud put his hands on Tifa’s butt and pushed her into him. Tifa giggled as she felt a bulge in Cloud’s pants.

Suddenly, Tifa desperately freed herself from Cloud's arms. She really had to poop. She told Cloud she needed to run for a second and disappeared into the ladies room. It had only two stalls, and she was the only one in there, so Tifa picked the one nearest to the window and locked the door. She unbuttoned her short jean shorts and wriggle out of them. She hung them on the hook and slipped off her panties, also putting them on the hook. With that, she sat on the toilet, her butt dropping way down into the bowl, with her cheeks being pulled apart in the process.

>>30751601
see
>>30751599

Scratch is best white pony, deal with it Rarifags

>>30751572
Or she learns this lesson after spending all of Season 3 as the villain, and Luna teaches it to her after spending Season 3 as the sixth main cast member.

>>30751604
Notch, go back to programming. We still need those dragons in the next update.
Also hurry up and implement those skills! I'm gaining experience points for no reason and it's annoying.

>>30750864
Though story wise, you'd should get to control each character at different points.

>Spike deserves at least 2 levels

>>30751615
It was very quiet in the bathroom, and Tifa was kind of spooked. She soon changed that, however, with a windy little fart. Suddenly, Tifa felt her butt hole open up and a little chunk of shit fell out with a splash. The splash seemed to echo forever in the quite restroom. She pushed a little and two more chunks dropped one after another with loud splashes.

She was slightly disappointed, for she thought she was full of droppings. Tifa farted a few more times and felt her butt open again. The smile returned to her face, realizing that a bigger turd wanted out this time. Tifa found it weird hearing the crackle around her anus. The log slid out very slowly, and Tifa could hear nd fnd feel it. Tifa enjoyed the feeling of defecating. Knowing Cloud couldn’t give her anal sex all the time, it was a good substitute.

Tifa’s poo dropped without a splash. She looked down at it, it was about 7 inches long and 2 inches wide, which is normal for her. To her horror, it was stuck halfway! Tifa continued to push and groan, as if she was in labor, but it was no use. The shit did not move. A tear slid down Tifa’s face, realizing she wasn’t going anywhere for a while.

Just then, to Tifa’s surprise, she heard the bathroom door open.

“I'll bet a girl named Tifa is taking a dump in here!”

>>30751627
I'm sorry you think that.

>>30751596
Yes let us talk about the best pony.
I like it when best pony does cute things.

>>30751447
Yep.

>>30751627

I have bad news about the white part.

>>30751601

>>30747240
is still up. You want to use that or just wait on this one?

>>30751601
Woah, I didn't even think it was close yet. Oops. Try to keep an eye out for ya, didn't do a good job there!

>>30751536
>implying it's that rare
Try Pinkity.

Please let this thread die...

>mfw Scherzo answered my question... sort of

Thanks, bud!

>>30751650
Tifa’s face turned bright red when she recognized the voice. It was Cloud!

“In here, Cloud!” called Tifa as she unlocked the stall door. She didn’t care what she was doing. She wanted to be with Cloud again.

“Phew! Tifa, what’d you eat?!” demanded Cloud as he opened the door.

“We just had a pepperoni pizza!” replied Tifa.

“So what’s taking so long?”

“Ummm……………..I’m a bit constipated.”

“A bit?!”

Tifa giggled.

“Let me see,” ordered Cloud.

>>30751627
>Background pony
>No lines

Hurrrrrr

all this talk of Twilight in wizard garb just made me think of this

>>30751627

>best white pony

That's a laugh and one half.

>Shipping any two ponies together

Real men prefer ponies the natural way

MASSIVE GROUP ORGIES

>>30751670
Tifa got up off the toilet, turned around, and bent over. Cloud gazed at the shit hanging from his wife’s gorgeous ass. Cloud tried prying her anus with his fingers, but to no avail.

“Ow! Oow! Ooooowwwwww! Cloud, stop it!” snapped Tifa.

“Sorry,” said Cloud. “I thing I have a more painless idea. Sit on the toilet again.”

Tifa sat back down on the toilet. To her surprise, Cloud pulled his pants down and positioned his cock at the entrance of Tifa’s pussy. Before she could say anything, Cloud began to thrust, slowly at first, but gradually picking up speed. Tifa moaned loudly in responds to Cloud’s love. Soon it happened. Tifa clutched the toilet seat as she orgasm,ed, and to her surprise, the turd that was stuck I her ass dropped right into the bowl.

“Oh Cloud, thank you!” said Tifa as she threw her arms around him, buried her face in his chest, and began to rock him. While she was doing this, she continued to fart loudly and gassily, and dropped chunks into the toilet, but Cloud ignored them It was a job well done.

But all good things must come to an end. The bathroom door opened, and the cops came in. They marched right over to the lovers’ stall and grabbed Cloud and dragged him off of Tifa.

As the police dragged Cloud out, Tifa let out one last fart to set him off[

>>30751674
HNNNGH.

>>30751631

Fuck no. Twilight is the best pony, I'd hate to go a whole season without her.

Besides, what could she do as a villain? Make everyone read? She doesn't have any ultimate goals like crating eternal night or unleashing Chaos on the land.

>Scratch
>white pony

Ha. Go back and sit with Fluttershy in the YELLOW CORNER

>>30751674
This is so cute.

So how many episodes will Rainbow Dash get? I think 4 or maybe 5.

>>30751596
My favorite time is best pony time!

A derpy sketch.

>>30751706
23

>>30751697
Fuck off, Nathan.

>>30751674
Oh Rose.

Now I have the song in my head.

>>30751627
Except she's not white, she's an off-white/cream color according to FlashInThePan

>>30751706
1 and she will share it with her boyfriend

>>30751713
>Humans

Yees

>Humans with wings

Yeeeeeees

>Mistake her tongue for her lips

OH SHIT

>>30751713
oh god that anatomy
oh god that face
the pose started out okay but quickly turned horrifying

needs some revisions, certainly

>>30751725
perfeeeect

>>30751376

And he was the only one that showed up.

Pick a pony to hug, one pony per person

First come first serve

>>30751743
Agree.

God that wizard costume is adorable

>>30750727
agreed
>>30751515
best gif
>>30751572
>frienship intervention
yes

>>30751627
Scratch ain't even white. She's meant to be an off-yellow but her only scene was in a dark room so she looks white.

Conclusion - Rarity is still best white pony

>>30751760
Rainbow Dash

>>30751755
Jesus dude, keep your lines straight. Even Juice manages to get his images cohesive and... clean.

I know it's your 'bit', but it's getting kind of old... at least try a little, you know?

>>30751760
Sweetie Belle all day every day.

>>30751760
Twist

>>30751760
Sweetie Belle.

>>30751760

Fluttershy.

Fucking Hasbro! Why can't we get evil Luna? Why make a cop-out where it was just some kind of "evil influence that turned her bad!"

Yes, I mad.

>>30751782
You fucking scat fetishist
you only like her because she doesn't understand using the toilet

>>30751760
Celestia

>>30751760
Scoot.

>>30751770

Pinkie Pie. She just seems so huggable.

So hey, a thought just occurred to me. In the previous leak, we saw that cloaked screenshot of luna, but her mane was totally normal. So was that straight bullshit, or are there extenuating circumstances with the new mane?

>>30751760
Twilight

>>30751760
Nw luna

>>30751782
Oh, bugger. Then I pick Applejack.

>>30751806
Tess, you're killing me

what's with the greyscale recently?

>>30751834
New* Luna

>>30751822
Same leak had the train from the intro, so we know it's at least partially legit.

Good question though.

>>30751822

Her hair didn't look Translucent because it only had the cloak behind it.

>>30751760
No points for guessing.

>>30751760
Vinyl Scratch.

>>30751822
Guess we'll find out in a few days.

>>30751760
No one got Pinkie?

BACK OFF SHE'S MINE

>>30751760
Scratch

>>30751837
Luna is always grayscale.

It's a deep and overextended metaphor that you wouldn't get.

>>30751760
Puppydog Tails

Why Applejack always standing next to Twilight?

>>30751755
I'D SO FUCKING SHOW UP

>>30751807
Fuck you faggot she is the cutest pony and her voice is adorable.
The shit fanon is stupid.

>>30751332

I did it in MSpaint just for you.

>>30751760

>>30751760
Flora is my favorite non-fan-adopted background pony because of her unusual green coat coupled with her vibrant purple mane. Since everyone else probably already picked every famous pony, I choose her

>>30751770
You're a wizard Twilight

>>30751876
Because the only smart and reliable pony has to be there to tell the front filly what to do when real trouble starts.

>>30751906
You're a pony, Harry.

>>30751901
>Candy Mane
Why have I not seen that hair style used more? She looks dope!

>>30751876
She usually is standing next to rarity.

>>30751923
She's scootaloo from the future.

>>30751866

Sorry. Already called her.

>>30751818

>>30751927
That compilation is nothing but sampling bias.

>>30751875

Hopefully this little colt won't be dumb as rocks like the other two.

>>30751866
double fuck you.

>>30751760
Um.... OH! APPLEBLOOM! Shit. Almost thought there weren't any worthwhile choices left. Seriously though, can't tell me this doesn't need a hug.

>>30751947
You linked the the wrong post, THEREFORE YOUR SELECTION IS INVALID

>>30751760 LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA LYRA

What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>30751853
>>30751875
>Snips doesn't deserve hugs

>>30751923
>Implying Carrot Top doesn't have the best background pony hair

>>30751966
I don't understand.

>>30751966

>>30751966
>♪Death Metal♪

hahahaha oh my god

>>30751968
He'll be the Edd.

>>30751995
I agree.

>>30751337

When I have no idea how to draw something, I shit all over it.

>>30751966
>Furfags are annoyed at being called ponyfags
>15% of ponyfags are mad because they hate furfags

That was a terrible banner.

>>30751966
...Looks to me like he's exasperated at FA's decision to put that banner up. Can't honestly say I blame him, it probably started a whole host of shitstorms.

This strikes me as one of the more reasonable responses, so why does it keep getting re-posted?

>>30751996

Furaffinity (Deviant Art for furries) had that banner. It was suppose to be for a week, but generated so much analpain it only lasted for 3 or so days.

>>30751966
>implying the MLP fandom is worse than Furries.

>>30751996
I think the idea is that we're on the right track, because furfag death metal fans, It''s like he's trying to be in the worst groups of everything don't want to be associated with us.

>>30751991
Poor little guy's just designed grossly
with a terrible voice to accompany his looks

>>30752055
I think he's cute in an awkward, dumb kind of way.

>>30752043
Because furries are reasonable people

>>30752047
This makes me happy.

I don't have to worry about too many furries in my pony fandom.

>>30751991
Am I the only person that thought Snips was kinda cute?

>>30751966
>Death Metal
fucking lol'd
im a metalhead myself, but it's exactly Death Metal, at least pure brute death, that i just cant stand..

>>30752055
It's like her was designed to be annoying.

What a cruel fate.

>>30751966
He has shitty taste in music.

one day snips

one day

>>30751966
anything that causes a shitstorm, especially somewhere I don't normally tread, is okay by me, I love me some e-drama

>>30752071
Wait, scratch that. I thought we were referring to Snails. Snips can go fuck a log.

>>30752055
I would hug Snips, but I was only allotted one hug ration.

>>30752080
Seth and nanaki are too much.

>>30752086
I kind of like the way he scolds Snails for eating the carrots. That's the only time I thought he was amusing.

>>30752071

>>30752080

>>30752086
Yes.

Now get the fuck out.

>>30752116
Fuck off Snips I thought we were talking about Snails

>>30752080
Got some bad news for you, anon...

>>30752140
Image limit reached.

>>30752103
they go together, I'm sure there'd be an acception

I'm sure he's not that bad
just.. boys

>>30752149
Holy shit, that was quick.

Can I get that drawing guide to pony legs? Thanks in advancement.

>>30752086
what are you, gay?

>>30752149
your face is an image limit

>>30752127
Fuck you Sweetie Belle you're not my real dad.

Hey Tess if you're here did you finish that Sub-zero Rarity vs Scorpion Rarity and the other request from some time ago?

>>30752164
It's gonna have to wait until next thread, this one's hit the limits.

>>30752190
>>30752190
>>30752190
>>30752190
>>30752190
>>30752190
>>30752190
>>30752190
>>30752190

>>30751966
I can't get really get mad at furfags not liking/outright hating ponies.

Mostly because I look at their accounts and see that they're mostly fatfur fetishists/Sonicfags and laugh at the irony.

>>30752165
Nothing gay about fucking dudes.

>>30751966

Not sure how to feel about this. While I enjoy the asspain of furries, it seems as though we have simply unleashed another evil on the world. Not furry status of evil, but it's approaching Sonic fandom levels. And that's terrible.

>>30752054

Except the vast majority of pony fans on /co/ don't want to be associated with those calling themselves "bronies" either. I would imagine that absolutely no one who likes ponies but refuses the "brony" label goes to Furaffinity.

>>30751743
Redline?

>>30752208
Especially if they are actually women with penises.

>>30752140
i said TOO MANY.

there's furries in it, i know that, its the internet, furries are everywhere they're like cockroaches.

>>30752229
If I was an actual artist, would happily do so. Either that or ask my artbro. But I'm not, and he's gone.

Save it for tomorrow, repost, and I'll send it to him.

>>30752257
Like Trixie Fags

>>30752073
Some of them are, yes. Hell, I'd go so far as to say most of them are. Just like us.