>>30741497
No we can't, but it would be great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zs2DvlX3aY

A horse is a source of course of course

>>30741497

You can't escape reality Mr. Anderson.

THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO WHEN I GET TO EQUESTRIA IS HUG THE SHIT OUT OF RAINBOW DASH

>you will never have a fetish as strange as this

oh
okay
should I bother packing, or can I go right now?

>/co/ related threads deleted left and right
>Mods don't delete MLP generals
We know where their allegiances lie

>>30741497

Yay! No more 4chan!

And I could finally find my sepcial talent!

>mfw that one pony who's like 25 years old and still hasn't gotten their cutie mark yet and is ostracized worse than the Apple Bloom was by Diamond Tiara

>>30741537

OR... you get what's in the box.

Calfbrush: Mighty Pirate

>>30741541
>implying i dont already

>>30741541
>you will never have a fetish as cool as this
ftfy

>>30741562
Let me tell you about Loom.

>>30741539
I would also like to do this
but with hopes for more in the future

>Go grocery shopping, there's a small toy section in the store.
>Walking past it when I see a huge around 20-25 year old guy there just muttering and going through the toys, more specifically the PONY toys.
>I just freeze and can only stare. I couldn't believe that that kind of people could actually be real.
>And his MOM was there standing next to him with a shopping cart. She was looking really tired and like she had given up on life, cried so much in her life that she is beyond tears and all that.
>Then the guy gasps and grasps some pack from among the other pony figures and said something along the lines
>"Mom! It's an rarity figure! I've been looking for this for my whole life will you please buy it?! I really want it!"
>Which wasn't all that unexpected BUT then he adds:
>"All my friends on co will be so fucking jealous when I show it to them"
>And when he said co I can only assume he meant /co/. My world just shattered, the face I had must've looked like something people make when they watch Troll2 for the first time and are confused beyond their minds.
>I just stand there and stare as his mom nods lifelessly and they start to move on.
>The guy notices me and then asks in really aggressive tone "What the fuck are you looking at?"
>At that point I snap out of it and just reply "n-nothing" and I quickly try to get out of the place because I just realized I must have looked really fucking stupid while standing there

The whole fucking experience was just unreal.
The guy even looked like the bad stereotype /v/ mocks. Glasses, fat, long coat, a sparse neck-beard that looked like pubic hair and he even had the long greasy hair.
I've been avoiding that store ever since because I don't really want to bump into that guy and his mom again. Who knows how fucking awkward that would be.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?hl=en_US&formkey=dHpwTEdxNHpZYmwwOXdUN05ROHRiQ3c6MQ
#friendship=1

>>30741541
Oh lord my sides

So what do you think the short 2 second explanation for where Luna has been will be? I say got lost in the mountains for 2 years and have been starting wars with the Dragons and getting bitten by Maenads and Basilisks everyday because her powers were still drained from her And she didn't want to talk to other people.

>>30741560
give me the box, give me the box

>>30741577
SON OF A BITCH YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY WAIFU

I really like their hooves

>>30741546
a meta thread bitching about /co/ related content, is not /co/ related content.

deleting MLP generals just makes more work for the mods, ask the poor bastards who tried it in February how that worked out.

>>30741590
I must concur

>>30741560
THE BOX! THE BOX!
WHATS IN THE BOX THAT ALWAYS FUCKING ROCKS?!

>>30741589

>Partyin'

You''d be a freak there. they've never seen a human before. the ony you love the most? she'd run in terror from you if you tried to hug her. You'd be an outcast , a shunned creature. just like you are here.Also, you'd have no internet, so you wouldn't even have other autistic manchildren to chat with online. In the end, you'd hang yourself.

>>30741575
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXzWM9I-bM

>>30741569

Doll rape general?

>>30741590
>yfw its a 40 lbs box of rape

>>30741594
dude, I called her first

>>30741612

It would finally end. My pathetic existence.

>none of the mane 6 are in a relationship
>so far not a hint of girltalk about cute boys they like
>only one is interested in boys at all
>one of them is even a lesbian
>that feel when there will never be canon straight ships in the show

>>30741604
I was talking about the Moon over June thread

>>30741590

First, you must put your hand in the box.

>>30741612
>implying ponies aren't used to other species'
You'd be a novelty, but once you got across the idea that you weren't a mindless monster, they'd at least be polite

>>30741414
I think it was last night, but someone said that a shit-ton of Luna fanon will get blown away by her actual personality and they were going to "build an arc" claiming it would rain fanboy tears for 40 days and 40 nights.
Long story short, my request is <this with applejack engineer saying "It's gonna be Biblical."

>>30741625
>mac and twi as dolls
>all my bits

make it happen, weaver

>>30741560
A box?
is it steel?
Are there locks?
Is it filled with a pox?

>>30741497

Actually the ponies are use to more meaning full relationships, so the must have higher standards than we humans. That mean is you fail here, you will fail even more there.

But I would give a try.

That would be the only chance to have an interesting life, where you can discover little wonders of a wonderful place.

And Science, why you don't do things like this?
Stupid waste of money on nothing.

>>30741637
There's no lesbians, it's a kid's show.

>>30741497

>Arrive in ponyville
>Twilight is curious about what I am and where I come from
>Takes me to Celestia
>Celestia tells everyone in the room to leave except me
>Closes the door
>This happens
>Commit sudoku

>>30741562
Now have him sing "You Are a Pirate."
Doooo iiiiit.

>>30741632
What a strange way. To write a sentence.

>>30741669
Joke's on you. Spike is clearly a raging lesbian.

>>30741657
Rose, would be as kind as to leave my mind please?

>>30741670

>>30741657
Yes.

>>30741672
THE BOX IS FULL OF PRECIOUS BOOTY!

>>30741673

Part of a poem. You like it? It's going to be a number one best seller in Poemology.

>>30741637
can't wait for Cheerilee x Twilight to be canon

>>30741625
>doll fetish

Like I didn't have enough shit to cater too already.

>>30741657
I see what you did there

>>30741702
godspeed

>>30741625
Why soitenly.

>>30741676
I thought spike was a shota....there goes all my fingering fodder =/

>>30741626
>mfw I'm ok with that

>>30741663

> Stupid waste of money on nothing.

GTFO and close the door please.

Anyone ever cut themselves to see if sweet marshmallow would come out?

>Next time on MLP:FiM; Rainbow Dash fights DA POWAH!

>>30741728

Guess he wants to fuck like rabbits.

All ponies will burn, save Derpy Hooves

New, new topic; How often is too often to mention that you' really like that fapfic of a drug addicted Lilpip to be ready so that you can finally blow that load that has been building up over several days of anticipation?

>>30741654
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjGrHBpfqCo
Reference btw

>Be in college
>Wear a white hoodie, a purple shirt and blue Converse to class
>Professor gives us a 10-minute break
>Walk with a British friend who's showing me his sketches of Marvel heroes
>Comment that his Spider-Man sketch is fabulous in a fake British accent just for kicks
>A landwhale somehow overhears this, and yells out "OMG, ARE YOU GUYS BRONIES? YOU MUST BE. YOU LOOK LIKE RARITY WITH THAT COLOR SCHEME OF YOURS"

>mfw I just ran away because it was the most terrifying experience of my life.

>>30741765

I thought you found someone to do that you sick freak.

>>30741739
im gonna need context, did sweetie bell use some kind of age progression magic or what?

>>30741765
I'm not sure, you should mention it more often so I can find out what my limit is

>>30741761
>awnffsp.jpg
You're only egging me on.

>>30741777
>british

english, darling. english

>>30741764
YOU LIKE DERPY!?!?!

what a shock

>>30741783
i think it used to be bonbon

>>30741797
you fucking moron

>>30741497

No.
Why would I?

>>30741794

Looks like Big Mac has a doll face.

>>30741797
You are kidding, right?

>>30741541
That's disturbing. This is fucked up.

I've been to weird'er vacation spots.....and after all....

I'm from d/.....

>>30741765
I'm really sorry, I've been perusing threads and not writing

>>30741849

>>30741740

>>30741854

You better be. That box of rape is almost 50 lbs at this point.

>>30741849
I actually frequent /d/.

For more than just futa

>>30741836
>>30741541

I can bet both of you.

>>30741859
shut up, deafdefiler

>try to draw picture
>get this


thats not how i wanted it to turn out

>>30741829
You have a breaking point.
All men do.
I shall find it shortly.

>>30741879

>>30741654
>MFW I will still like her regardless because I only thought her color scheme was ballin'.

Though I'm sure hellfire is going to rain from the sky since 40 days and 40 nights in the bible really meant 120 days. Godspeed on finding a good artist.

>>30741815
>>30741832
okay, what did I do wrong?

>>30741900

You win.

>>30741857

hehehehehe...* licks lips*

Bueno!

>>30741898

Looks like Big Mac is really pushing her buttons.

>>30741900

>>30741879
>a batter world

Now I'm hungry for pancakes.

>>30741906
Rarity's accent isn't English. It's Mid-Atlantic. It's an Old Hollywood/Old East Coast Money accent.

>>30741888
Triple-8's confirmed for hallucinogenic tart overdose.

>>30741927


They should have had a pony with a dickhead Jersey accent.

BECAUSE THAT'S CREATIVE WRITING OGAGAGAGAGAIUU~

>>30741888

>>30741921
No. Stop it.
I'm going to win in the name of Glitter Glue.

>>30741888
i'll never understand modern art

>>30741927
I was talking about him saying his british friend and british accent. The darling was actually a bad move. I wasnt talkin bout rarity

>>30741927
People who think Rarity has an English accent have probably never heard an English accent in their lives.

>>30741854
Well

fuck. I'm on my phone, so you'll have to imagine my frustration and blue balls without the appropriate reaction image.

Please, oh please write it. I don't think I will survive the year without seeing this come to fruition fue to the sheer amoint of built-up semen.

>>30741975
What would a british pony look and sound like?

>>30741986
rarity has a stupid accent and is a stupid pony

>>30741965

Looks like Big Mac likes playing with dolls and himself.

Saturday's episode will also come with the surprise of revealing Luna's apprentice. Much like Celestia teaching Twilight, Luna will have her own faithful student.

>>30741965
why doesn't she just move

>>30741832
Rarity's accent is a Canadian faking an American accent, probably Southern Gentry, with a bit of New England Upper Crust, and just a hint of British.

It's very fake, over all.

Which works perfectly well for the character, given she's so phony. That's why Rarity keeps dropping the accent when she's stressed.

Like Princess Leia in Star Wars.

>>30741996
Agreed, but she doesn't sound English.

>>30741986
>English accent
WHAT THE FUCK, THERE IS NO THING LIKE AN ENGLISH ACCENT YOU FUCKTARD!

>>30741992

>I put this thing on my head to absorb the horror I feel about you existing in real life.

>>30741657
Actually it's pony.

>>30742014
AWRIGHT GUVNA WANNA A DOG AND BONE ON THE OLD PONY

>>30741650
>implying you aren't a mindless monster

>>30741995
deliciously evil
suave, debonair, urbane, with a slight touch of crafty and kooky
like cary grant, but with a more serpentine tone

>>30742020
OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE THE BOX

>>30742029
you mean a fucking cunt

>>30741995
>british

dunno about look, but it would apparently sound irish, welsh, english and scottish

>>30742029
either that or austin powers

>>30742020
i knew i made the right choice, picking the box!

>>30742014
I can testify that everyone over here talks like the characters in Killing Floor

>>30741528
>Stuart K. hating ponies
Didn't see that coming.

>>30742020
tess why are you drawing all depressed like these days?

>>30741997
I win.

>>30741992
well shit I'll hop to it

>>30742020
TESS! finally i caught you
did you draw this?

>>30742056

No wonder it's so fucking perfect over there: Everyone just tosses "dosh" on the ground at a moment's notice.

>playing Portal 2 DLC
>GLaDOS: So I guess it's up to you two marshmallows...
>imagine Portal 2 co-op featuring Rarity and Sweetie Belle
>Sweetie Belle is always the one who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing

I don't like Rarity or SB very much, but something about this premise amuses me greatly.

>>30742046
what is your problem with the british, anon? and specifically with me today?

>>30742066

Losing to a battle like that is a nightmare.

>>30742047
>implying there is an irish, welsh, english and scottish accent

I hope Luna will get some more screentime beyond this episode, but not too much. I'm already a little antsy for some new side characters; Discord was great, but Lesson Zero didn't bring in anybody. They didn't even go to the Quills & Sofas store!

>>30742020

>>mfw I find a box full of Pinkie Pie on my doorstep

>>30742093
why is reality so cruel as to not let me have a pony to call my own

>>30741528
>>30741528
no, if i was an unicorn i wouldn't forsake my horned ways, or use gillete to cast off my silver mane

fuck yeah tower of fire

>>30742081
shut up terse

>Be in the Canadian Armed forces
>in basic
>Everyone in our training group is being silly and giving each other nicknames
>Didn't think the army would be this hilarious
>Suddenly everyone is coming up with cheesy names like Vigilant Scope, Reliable Rifle, ect..
>Say "What is this, My little pony?" as a joke
>Squad just looks at me.like I committed a sin
>"Don't like ponies/Never watched MLP? Not man enough for ponies?"
>Wat.jpg
>I am declared Tango Dash.
>EVERYONE in our group makes lame pony jokes, instructor is a total bro about it.
>We all eagerly await Luna episode.
>EVERYTHING IS RAINBOWS.

>>30742080
Actually Wheatley tries to convince you to jump down when he can't kill you by saying that there is a pony farm on the ground.

>>30742042
The fates have commanded it. Sorry Anon.

>>30742064
Depressed like? What do you mean?
>>30742077
Yes.
A long. Long. Long time ago.

>>30741672
I guess I'd do something related to that

>>30742082
I'm sputtering with rage at my computer.
I will not stand for these shenanigans.
Posting best pone.

>>30742079

>>30742117
>implying canada has armed forces
0/10

Shit. They redesigned Luna. I was going to make a season 1 Luna plush... Is that a bad idea now?

>>30742117

Fuckin' Canada. Bet you guys rely on Bookfort defenses.

>>30742014
Hey, guess what. The United States has a dialect with the most speakers in all of English. It's called "midwestern" and is also widely taught to others in other nations. It's also most similar to the way English was pronounced directly out of Middle English.

You speak mushed mouth nonsense and you have no leg to stand on when claiming the default or superiority. That's even ignoring that everything is an accent and you are retarded. F-f-f-f-filter you out!

>>30742122
ITS TOO GRAY

>>30742125

I will admit, these puns are a bit corny.

>>30742069
It's just been hard because that night I wrote those pieces I was drunk and sleep deprived, I had to go into the archive to find them to use, but I got this. even without booze

>>30742129
I'm an American and I can say that Canada has noguns

>>30742122
then its true........ okay
you're a total bro

>>30742119

I'm fairly certain that was merely a coincidence. I'm not saying they were referencing anything, I merely think that if such a thing were to occur, it would be fucking hilarious.

Alternatively, it could be Rarity and SB playing together, and - like I said - SB has no idea what she's doing and she fucks up all of the puzzles.

>>30742084
im anal but not that anal

>>30742151
There was a thread on /a/ like this a long time ago.
Fond memories.
However, not pony.

>>30742117
Pfhahaha

has anyone colored this pic?

>>30742062
He does make a good point, sonicfags disappeared when ponyfags stormed in. it's almost as if they are the same batch of obsessed furfags...
oh wait....oh god it all makes sense now.

>>30742137
well you can make astral plush hair can you

>>30742152

You'll never have that fic where bullet sponge eagerly performs whatever depraved act she needs for that next hit, totally abandoned by her friends for what she's doing to herself.

Now put your tears in a cup for me.

>>30742117

NOW IS OUR TIME, FELLOW AMERICANS. WE MUST INVADE WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED BY PONIES.

There are no british ponies because they are all busy on the pony death star

Sounds like someone should draw stereotypical British and Canadian counterparts to Applejack. Maybe Australian, New Zealand, and South African as well. Have a feeling the Australian pony and Applejack would get alot just famously.

>>30742210
>implying america can invade anything successfully

>>30742193
It's the twenty first century. Clocks are everywhere and there is one on the device in my damn pocket as well. Watches are either jewelry or a marker of someone who is SO DAMN OLD that they need to STOP IMPOSING THEIR VALUES ON SOCIETY because they are just TOO ANACHRONISTIC.

>>30742148
You speak English. If it's called midwestern, it's not English accent. You know what, forget it...

>>30742190
I don't believe so fellow /vp/lebian.

>>30742142
>>30742117
>>30742129
>>30742154
>Implying we don't have an army and an air force (our navy is a joke though. This I admit and accept.)
>Implying our spec ops don't train your spec ops
>Implying we don't get our guns from you
>Implying I didn't just get trolled.

>>30742210
Are we starting when this general dies, or at 7?

>>30742210
I wholeheartedly support this effort.
We will kill their snow, rape their currency, and poison their ponies.
>>30742232
>pic

>>30742193
Well they had to fuel their fire with something.
Not that I mind, I'll harvest the good fruits of the fandom, and leave the bad.

>>30742177

I might as well stop these puns, they're starting to burn my skin a bit. It's like a staircase into trouble.

>>30742241
>implying im american

>>30742229
I could help you out with the ENGLISH stereotype. In glozzershoire. Land of homemade cider and cheese running as a sporty?

>>30742195
I always joked if I made a Celestia plush I'd put motors in the hair so it'd move.

>She's so magical!
>rrrrrrrrr......

I'm not going to do that.

>>30742150
BAM!
Now it's pink.

>>30742114
fine, god, whatever

>>30742212
>grand moff trottin

>>30742020
>>30742042

STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!

>>30742244
Wait, seven central, eastern, or pacific?

>>30742117
I have seem pictures of ponies adorning a wall in a US Marine barracks so they are pretty insidious in their military infiltration ability

>>30742267
MUCH BETTER

>>30742232

Hey, maybe if we had marshmallow ponies to distract the Vietcong with, we would've won. You just don't know, man.

>>30742264

>Give it to a child

>Mother wonders why it's hummin/vibrating

>Written up on sexual molestation charges

>>30742259
>Gloucestershire
ewww

>>30742267
YAY!

>>30742267
Now make her a Krieger.

>>30742207
I'm the one writing deuce, I quoted myself

>>30742229
well we already have a sterotypical african

5
MORE
DAYS

>>30742274
>Kill shit and spend all day with manly men doing manly things
>Must have something cute, lest we cease to exist as humans.

>>30742237
hey there, bee a while

there's no such thing as an english accent in english

that's like saying lithuanian speakers have a lithuanian accent when they speak lithuanian

>>30742310

But you're me. That's impossible.

>>30742311
The New Zealand pony would be a sheep.

>>30742267
Prismatic box!
or maybe that's just pinkie power.

I'd thought you were going through an avante garde phase very poorly.

>>30742244
>>30742272

We agreed on 7:30PM CST last night.

By "we" I mean myself and one other person. And by that I mean I decided it and they just happened to be content with the decision.

>>30742296
I know, I know.

>>30742210

>Be Australian
>Only thing I know about America is Fox News, Justin Bieber, Toddlers and Tiaras and Cheeseburgers

Yep.

>>30742306
Can I get a reference pic?

>>30742328
Except even in your shithole paranoid welfare state you have more than one accent.

>>30742311
SOUTH African. There's a difference. The white kind anyways, ask an Australian about it.

>>30742315
so we get episode four before the EOA5 came out? that's almost saddening. i didn't expect to actually be right when i said we'd get episode three, but this was just taking it too far, hussie

>>30742257
>mfw
Good game.
I cede victory.
Damn good job.

doesn't Canada have like, the best air force?

>>30742341
How many hours till that?

>>30742334
>MFW I wanted the exact same thing only without sex

WHO ARE YOU

>>30742352
Justin Bieber is canadian, and hamburgers are of German origin.

>>30742374
the only thing canada has the best of is VAs
dat ashleigh ball HNNNNNNG

>>30742337
>I'd thought you were going through an avante garde phase very poorly.
What do you mean? Was there something wrong?

>>30742359
Oh, come on, Wales isn't that bad.

>>30742352
OI MATE YOU CUNT

SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE

DINGO ATE YOUR BABY?

>>30742385

>>30742322
Indeed it has, I dropped the /vp/ name a while back to forget the things I did while I was over there

>>30742364
The date is significant though

10/25 = 4/13 + 6/12

Hussie has us all wrapped around his thumb

>>30742384

One and a quarter, roughly.

>>30742391

Like I said, i'm not that big on American thingamabobs.

>>30742418
yeah, i know the date is significant
it's just my entitlement complex showing through
also i'm very tired

>>30742432
can i ask you about south africa?

>>30742432
>America
>the only instrument to originate from here was the Banjo

>>30742432
That reminds me, the Australian pony should be fat.

>>30742385
Well one person wanted just sad Littlepip and another wanted enslavement so I think this story will have to have such progression. I'll label the parts so people will know where what they want is. this has become an undertaking

>>30742418
...What?

I made some hard cider to make into applejack for Christmas, it's not as good as I thought it would be

>>30742393
Names are good Tess. Don't forget them.

Oh, by the way we have a Rasta Dash now, if anyone missed it.

>>30742322
>>30742237
>/vp/ tripfags invading our boards

Whelp it was nice knowing you /co/.

>>30742460
australiab pony would be a camel

Derpy Hooves is a very ugly pony.

>>30742430
And Imma catch the beginning, and then miss the rest of it or read it on pastebin. I never did read the end of the last quest.

>>30742461
So long as it ends with her depraved and irreparably broken, that's fine.

>>30742476
Hoppip has been here for ages.

>>30742461

>Like you'll actually write it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUYuuAleyBA
I might be late for the part but.
>mfw hearing the other options for the questions.

>>30742467
Tess they're all laughing at you Tess

>>30742418
>hussie updates on some special date
>we have to still wait the days if he finishes early
why

>>30742142
who told you about our bookforts!?

>>30742473
I be doin da sonic rainboom fa years now ya her
>>30742476
I've been here for a while, seriously, I'm not new

>>30742508
Maybe Hussie likes to watch you squirm.

>>30742476
they alway flock either here or hsg

>>30742484
Words hurt too you know...

>>30742467
im just waiting for you to go through a rainbow dash phase

>>30742473
smoke pony every day

>>30742509

Agent Lobster.

>>30742432
good place to start http://www.senate.gov/civics/constitution_item/constitution.htm
>>30742418
well, good luck with you

>>30742528

>>30742484
I agree. The ugliest.

>>30742528
Do they hurt as much as the feeling when you are encaged next to a muffin?

>>30742496
Shhh...Anon...

Let me dream...

>>30742535
command, we are reaching critical levels of d'aww

we may need to purge the kitten tanks

>>30742142
>implying bookfort defenses wouldn't destroy american attempts at invasion

Books are Americans' greatest fears.

>>30742511
rastas are the shit, there was a coupe in my old neighbourhood.

taught me a thing or too bout smoking properly

>>30742274

Maybe this is how it starts.

I for one welcome our new pony overlords.

>>30742476
everyone knows half the people here are from /vp/

>>30742484
no you are wrong
she may not be the most beautiful pony, but she makes up for it with a pure heart and an optimistic view on life

>>30742484

You take that back right now asshole.

rainbow dash is a pegasus pony and one of the main characters of my little pony
rainbow dash is a
rainbow dash is running in the 90s
rainbow dash is based off a pony from the first generation called firefly
rainbow dash is the cutest pony
rainbow dash is my favorite pony
rainbow dash is from my little pony
rainbow dash is a badass and her sexual orientation should mean absolutely nothing to their viewers
rainbow dash is a pegasus pony with a sky blue body and a multicolored mane and tail
rainbow dash is my fave good job
rainbow dash is my favorite
rainbow dash is srs bsns
rainbow dash is god shirt
rainbow dash is training for the best young
rainbow dash is kinda mean
rainbow dash is awesome
rainbow dash is a very large

>>30742084
You are the monster here. Goddamn, and here I had just now calmed my megaboner. However, I have every faith my dear writefriend will pull through and make it an

unforgettable experience.

ROOGNA SUCKS AT TF2

CONFIRMED AS PLAYING HEAVY

>>30742562

>>30742602
But heavy is the best class!

>>30742467
No, just the last few drawings were essentially grayscale, which is unusual for you.

>>30742594
>rd papercraft
ohgodwant

>>30742602
>playing TF2
>2011

The casuals... they're everywhere...

>>30742602
pinkie piero for best pony

>>30742533
Maybe I'm just being dumb, but I still don't know what you mean by "avante garde phase poorly". I mean, yes, I'm experimenting, but am if I'm doing something poorly, PLEASE tell me. I wanna know so I don't make the same mistake again.

And Rainbow Dash phase? You mean like I end up drawing nothing but Rainbow Dash for a while?

pinkie pie is not allowed to do in d&d
pinkie pie is no longer allowed to play rogues
pinkie pie is based on the g3 pony of the same name
pinkie pie is drowning
pinkie pie is watching you
pinkie pie is everyone's best friend
pinkie pie is invincible
pinkie pie is an awesome role model
pinkie pie is creepy by *geminigirl83 on deviantart
pinkie pie is fine too
pinkie pie is actually my favorite pony
pinkie pie is the only my little pony piсata
pinkie pie is the only my little pony piсata option
pinkie pie is holding the horn
pinkie pie is one of the characters from mlp
pinkie pie is from my little pony
pinkie pie is now available exclusively at toys r us
pinkie pie is fucking high
pinkie pie is a wonderful friend to all the other ponies
pinkie pie is her favorite
pinkie pie is turning three years old
pinkie pie is upset by ~mast3rlinkx on deviantart
pinkie pie is the first tier
pinkie pie is featured on your choice of top
pinkie pie is awesome because we can do anything with her
pinkie pie is in your extended network view more
pinkie pie is doing
pinkie pie is sooo annoying

>>30742269

Meanwhile, in space

>Twilight Sparkle, we are honored by your presence
>You may dispense with the pleasantries Moondancer, I am here to put you back on schedule.
>I assure you Twilight, my ponies are working as fast as they can.
>Then perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
>I tell you, this station will be operational as planned.
>The princess does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
>She asks the impossible, I need more ponies
>Then perhaps you can tell her when she arrives.
>The princess is coming here?
>That is correct Moondancer, and she is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
>We shall double our efforts!
>I hope so Moondancer, for your sake. The princess is not as forgiving as I am.

>>30742602
Impossible. Everybody knows Fluttershy is the Medic, and Roogna hates Fluttershy, so he can't play Heavy because Heavy spends all his time with Medic.

>>30742646
>>30742594
WhatisthisIdon'teven

>>30742645

Like THAT Rainbow Dash.

>>30742473
pony should dreads
we have canon Rarity we need the rest

>>30742645
>>30742633
and yes i do mean that you draw nothing but rainbow dash FOREVER

>>30742354
Here you go.

Spoilered for not pony.

yeah
galo sengen

>>30742633
I admit yeah, it's a different direction, but I kinda like how it looks.
Would it help if I colorized them like >>30742267?

>>30742645
TESS
DRAW SOMETHING SCARY
FOR HALLOWEEN
AND STUFF

>>30742704
She already scare the shit out of me.

>>30742672
who gives a flying fuck about roogna i mean seriously

>>30742696
yes
>>30742704
DONT ASK HIM TO DRAW SCARY MAN
he cant do it

>>30742594
Oh shit

A non-KNA paper Rainbow Dash?

That one looks pretty awesome too.

>>30742730
also tess why arent you a girl?

>>30742549

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, also we think that the American government is biased because it has to please the Christians or else they'll burn down the white house in the name of god.

>>30742461

Where was it said the story would be posted?

>>30742759
THEY KNOW

>>30742692
>>30742692
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there will be not forgotten, look away, look away, look away Dixieland.

In Dixie Land where I was born. Early on one frosty mornin, Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land.

>>30742696
I'm the 'avante garde' anon. I was just teasing that brief trend. I don't have any problems with it and everything you put out's still fantastic.

I honestly can't think up any criticisms, even trying to hard to right now.

>>30742783
>Christians
>posts a picture of the Vatican

what

Hey /co/, do you like my Scootaloo outfit?

Which pony has had the most sex?

The least?

>>30742837

>>30742830
Cumon steppid dup

quote from guy at work today "i would rather suck 100 horse dicks than work here".

do you think he is a secret brony?

>>30742840
Pinkie Pie - Fluttershy

>>30742840
most=celestia
least=luna

>>30742837
Yes, Pinkie. May I hug you now?

>>30742850
no you fucking moron
he just hates your guts
and i dont blame him

>>30742850
He must be an Applejack fan if he wants to suck so many horse dicks.

>>30742870
I really like her mane!

>>30742860
never ever

>>30742850
>brony
Sure hope not.

>>30742850

Only one way to find out....


BBBBBBAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHH HAHAHAHHA

>>30742837
Pinkie is Elizabeak

>>30742870

>>30742730
Okie dokie then. Colorized it shall be.
>>30742704
Oh yeah! I'll do it man! I'll scare your brains out!

>>30742691
Thank yeh kindly.

>>30742870
>dat hair

>>30742876
Only lunafags or rarity fags can suck so much cock.

>>30742870
this series is ruined forever

>>30742870

WHAT, IS THAT MY MONEY FUCKING ME IN THE ASS BEGGING ME TO THROW IT AT THE SCREEN? I THINK IT GODDAMN IS.

>>30742837

I like it. I'm aslo a fan of Applejack's Scarecrow.

>>30742910
But damn those AJ fans put up a fight.

>>30742759
That's because you havent read it yourself. But i wont force you. But if you do, read letters from the founders themselves, they wanted the separation of church and state because of what had happened to the church of england. They became corrupt with power after joining the British government. That is one of the reasons why they are separate.

>>30742913
inb4 she has a sucky voice

>>30742924
Not really only flutterfags can put up a fight.

>>30742917
i have to say despite applejacks usual awfulness that is a pretty sweet costume
which she of course wont live up to having

>>30742672
Hey Deafdefiler, I'm going out for a while. You okay for the marker?

>>30742917
AJ has stuffed straw in her bosom

>>30742870

These just hit the net.

I'm now more excited than ever!

>>30741528
>The community is funnier and better than the show

>>30742904
Oh awesome can't wait.
Bee ar bee getting my blanket for when the scary hits

>>30742950
naw man you cant trust him with it
he will just rape it

>>30742917
>>30742837

Are these leaked vectors or am I being slow/gullible?

...what if everyone asks Pinkie why she's wearing a chicken costume, and she keeps denying it, and at the end she finally says she's wearing a Scootaloo costume and none of the ponies understand?

>>30742926

America to me isn't all bad. My ex-best friend was American. Nicest person I have ever met.

>>30742956
Do you read Faust explanation?

>>30742970

*is American

Fuck my spelling.

>>30742968
Not leaked; revealed on Facebook.

>>30742968
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/10/newsflash-ponies-in-costume.html

>>30742968
They are on the official facebook and GOD NO.

>>30742968
Leaked.
http://www.facebook.com/hubtvnetwork?sk=photos

>>30742975

That she keeps on walkin' (all over the city)?

>>30742968
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/10/newsflash-ponies-in-costume.html#more

http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/10/newsflash-ponies-in-costume.html#more

>>30742968
If by leaked you mean blatantly posted on Hasbro's Facebook, then yeah.

>>30742870
What's that on the eyepatch?

Is it a... human skull?

>>30742981
well are you sure hes still alive?

>>30742968
>...what if everyone asks Pinkie why she's wearing a chicken costume, and she keeps denying it, and at the end she finally says she's wearing a Scootaloo costume and none of the ponies understand?

The only logical thing to do is abandon the fandom then.

>>30743001
OHGODTHEYKNOWABOUTHUMANSHITSHITFUCK

>>30742953
Button oh Button
Where have thou fled
Did Thee tiry too long amongst fabric and thread
Did Thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist
How I wish I could follow thee into the mist.

>>30743001
it is.

further proof that equestria is earth hundred of years in the future after ponies have killed all the humans

>>30743001

I am more curious as to why that pony is a painted pattern, we have seen no other ponies with any form of coloration aside from solid coat colors at all, ever. Is that a pony that died its coat pretending to be a cat pretending to be a pirate or something?

>>30742968
>>30742968

Yes, and if the latter happens: Seppuku. My fucking face when this might actually happen.

>>30743001
My god.

>>30743037
The ponies have known about humans all along. They live in a town a few mile over, but the ponies are pricks and don't say 'hi'. That's why they haven't been mentioned on the show.

prove me wrong

>>30743001

Huh...it is....

Don't look at it too closely or you'll get sent to the moon.

>>30742934
"It's gonna be Biblical"

>>30743065
nah hes probably just got cancer or some shit

>>30742986
>>30742987
>>30742992
>>30742993
>>30742997
>>30742998

I guess you weren't here last night when I said I've never spent more than five seconds on any pony-related site. I categorize pony-related facebook pages along with the fan sites.

I just don't see the point in visiting them when they're going to be posted here anyway, and - as we've already seen - if I have any doubt there are plenty of people willing to give confirmation.

>>30742766
The F:E thread over at FiMchan, on the /fic/ board

>>30743065
Because he's a cow

>>30743065
It's called Melanoma

>>30742970
yeah, but that niceness is quickly being forgotten.
feels sad man

>>30743094
Well then don't ask stupid questions, you prick. We fucking told you where they could be found, but you're like "Oh no, I can't possibly go there." THEN WHY THE FUCK ASK

fucking hate you

>>30743065
I'm thinking it's just a reference to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinto_horse

My headcanon was always Fluttershy being a heinous dirty talker

>>30743065

Dirty underclass plebeians emerge from the poor district of Ponyville to come out to be treated as equals for one night and get their yearly rations, then they get herded and whipped back to their cardboard boxes.

All hail Celestia.

>>30742486
We fought Briston and Celestia banished him to to Gen 3.5 universe, but he escaped and teleported all the ponies to earth and all the humans to Equestria.

P.Q. may or may not be starting the quest with Derpy accidentally launching an ICBM.

>>30743150
shit tier tripfags
what you gonna do?

>>30742870
>Twilight in a Wizard Hat+Beard

>>30743081
dashie, why are your eyes so pretty

wanna smooch her so bad

>>30743177
IS SHE A WIZARD?

Which pony would you give decorating tips to?

>>30742950
Fuck man, I'm only here for another hour and fifteen minutes... I'll probably be able to get the next thread, but after that?

>>30743181
have you tried kissing a real pony?
feels bad man

>>30743094
>I categorize pony-related facebook pages along with the fan sites.
>The Hub and Hasbro's official facebook page
>fan site
>official
I'm kinda raging. no more quests for me

>>30743198

>>30743167
Did the Player Character gain any items or skills that I should know of?

>>30743198
none without adequate payment for my services

>>30743164
But Scootaloo openly plays with the normal ponies all the time.

>>30742917
Now I want a Nightmare Night Applejack skin for Fiddlesticks.

>>30743150

...hmm? I wasn't complaining that people were answering my question, I'm glad they answered. I think you need to relax, man.

Here, have a pony.

>>30742963
Why would I rape something that's cold and emotionless?

And digital?

...Why would I rape anything at all?

>>30743203
THEN WE FUCKING PANIC OBVIOUSLY

>>30743207
If a pony likes you, they "share breath" with you, they'll come right up to your face and breathe on you

>>30743189
She IS a wizard

>>30743198
>decorating tips
She would..."consider" it

>>30743249
BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING OBSESSED WITH RAPE

>>30743198
I'm going to make my bedroom like this

I'm an adult and I can do whatever the fuck I want

>>30743243

She managed to escape last year. She washed herself for once in her life to not look so dirty and blended in.

>>30743251
my god

they're nature's neckbeards

>>30743171


Are we teiring tripfags again?

Cuz let's not.

>>30743295

>>30743285
I'm sure the ladies will love it too.

I'm done with the doll thing.
I'm moving on to Snails instead.

>>30743317
>snails
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>30743214

I'm not saying they're as bad as fansites, I'm saying I feel about as eager to visit them as I do fansites. I'm not criticizing them.

Like I said, all pony-related news gets posted on /co/ at some point. If you feel the need to keep up-to-date on ponies 24/7, that's fine, but I don't.

>>30743317
Moving on? More like moving back.

...That sounds like I'm saying it's an inherently bad thing, but I'm just pointing out that you had a Snails phase earlier.

>>30743251
Such an intimate act. Truly pony love is a beautiful thing. Who wouldn't want to experience that?

>>30742970
America, Land of the Free and home of the brave

If you're an white heterosexual christian male

>>30743317
Did you at least make that comic when Big Mac brings home a mare and Twilight needs to be out of the way?