| >> |
10/20/11(Thu)01:01 No.30723000>>30721778
You awake one frosty morning to the sound of a large explosion in your backyard. Rushing to see what was the matter, you find your yard has been mostly destroyed. Spot, your former dog, is a rainbow colored shadow upon the fence. Utterly disheveled, you put your hand to your forehead and groan.
Suddenly, a small blue thing rises from the center of the crater. It attempts to flair a broken set of feathered wings, winces, then tries again to the same effect. Recognizing your favorite pony from your girl's show, you rush to pull Rainbow Dash up out of the hole she made of your yard.
"Here, let me assist you, Miss Dash." You say, tugging at her hoof -her soft, soft hoof.
"Thank you." She neighs in horse speak. You nod your head like an excited idiot, completely unable to understand her bizarre equine language.
You lead the pony towards your now tilted house, into the kitchen, towards your bedroom. Inside, you place her on your bed, then cover her with a quilt.
"Thank you, but this really isn't necessary. I'm made of marshmallows and already feel better." She whinnies pleadingly. Your ignorance of horse tongue causes you to chuckle at how much she appreciates your help.
An idea pops into your head! Soup! You decide to make her some chicken noodle soup. As the soup heats, you take the time to wonder about all the exciting things you will do together with your new friend. Flying, racing, making things 20% cooler. With a large grin on your face, you finish cook the soup.
Giddy with the chance to converse with your favorite pony, you return to find her climbing out the window. You fee shock, then anger. You rip her from the window and throw back into bed.
"How could you do this to me?"
"I want to be free."
"Why won't you love me, Rainbow Dash?" |
