I'd eat out Rainbow Dash if you know what I mean

>workhorse
>tender flesh
>implying Rarity wouldn't be the tenderest

Now shut up about eating ponies and discuss the show.

Looks legit to me.

yall' niggas just trolling now

Scootaloo

because she's a chicken

>>30710639
Fluttershy.
Both because she'd have the most tasty meat, and because I want her dead.

fuck you guys, I can't even google ponies safely anymore, today one of my friends asked me to search for a pic of Fluttershy in google and I hesitated, I know what kind of shit I can find... luckily there was nothing wrong, but still
(she was a girl btw)

>>30710661
Explain.

>>30710677
Cooked, fried, or as a stew?

>>30710698
did you fuck her?

This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>30710698
>she wants to fuck

>new giant plushie on ebay

it would actually be way cheaper to buy a real small horse and dye its fur pink and glue a wig on it.

>>30710706
I'm saying, that, right, instead of killing and eating her as the topic suggests, I would manipulate her genitals with my tongue for the purposes of giving her pleasure if you know what I mean

>>30710719
can't do that in the classroom

>>30710698
She wants to fuck

>>30710696
ROOOOOOOOOOGNA!
I have something for you.

>>30710731
Well, that looks better than the RD one.

DOLL PONY IS BEST PONY
FACT

YOU GET ALL THE CUTNESS AND PERSONALITY OF REGULAR PONY, COMBINED WITH HELPLESSNESS AND THE NEED FOR THEM TO PUT THEIR ABSOLUTE FAITH IN THE ONE WHO HAS THEM FOR THEIR SURVIVAL

Dino would eat them all.

Because he's a dinosaur.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Dinofag-in-Batman-AC.gif

R.O. is streaming video games, if anyone feels like watching. Enough people show up, we can probably get him to draw;

http://www.livestream.com/obsidiansolitaire
http://www.livestream.com/obsidiansolitaire
http://www.livestream.com/obsidiansolitaire

which pony should punch other pony

>>30710752
I think the only appropriate response to that is :V

>>30710752

I'm trying not to be amused by that.

Hey guys check out my super cool cosplay!

http://imgur.com/a/nBj0l

Fucking kill me now

Since we are discussing about ponies being eaten, do you think all the monsters that presumably prey on them (hydras, those big bear things, etc) eat them as part of their main diet, or are they more like a dessert.
I mean they ARE made of marshmallow.

>>30710725
>show becomes a interesting adventure and not about girly friendship rainbows
>you hate it now

leave /co/, never return.

I'm justified.

For I am Nopony.

>>30710780
Fluttershy punching a bear

>>30710797
Hey I was just about to post that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M

>>30710811
protip, this is a copypasta that gets posted every once in a while

>>30710780
Hey, I could add hair and color to that one to make pony hit pony!

>>30710797
That's just... terrible.

>>30710698
what's it like to know women? do they smell pretty?

>>30710797
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>30710790
If it makes you feel better, it was drawn intending to be Gilda and a Rule 63 Gilda.
I coloured it Roogna colours to give him a more masculine colour scheme and for my own amusement.

>>30710752
Oh god.
It's like every 4chan discussion ever

>>30710780
Big Mac punching Carmel
for touching his doll

>>30710803
More of a rare delicacy, probably. Don't get pony often, but they're delicious when they do.

>>30710752

This reminds me of a scene from TNG where Worf demonstrates that Klingon sex is basically beating the shit out of each other.

>>30710797
No, you get to live with your mistake forever

>>30710858
While shouting poetry. Can't forget that.
Or was that foreplay?

>>30710840
i didnt catch any smell today, but she looked pretty today (and i did tell her)

>>30710845
Fool! I could tell! Because I would NEVER do my hair in such a stupid bitch-manner!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFeQHG_Y2s&feature=related

>>30710639
>Which pony would you slaughter and devour?

Silly anon, there's ways of tasting a pony without killing it.

>>30710872

It was foreplay, but I remember it being nothing but feral growling.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GIANT-Life-Size-Pinkie-Pie-Custom-My-Little-Pony-Plush-MLP-Friendship-Magic-
/190589698630?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c60080246#ht_500wt_1413

IT BEGINS

>>30710875
how I envy you and your human contact

>>30710797
Out of curiosity, has there recently been a person who has been a POSITIVE reflection of fans of this show?
The only person I can think of is Shoebrony, for donating to toys for tots last year, and that was before things got out of hand.

>>30710895
I wonder if AJ's flank tastes like apples

applejack is the worst pony but i know she would make the tastiest horse bacon.

>>30710895
>Skipping the fun part
On an unrelated note. Is there a pony doing this face?

What.

The.

Fuck.

Why would you ask that? That is EXACTLY the kind of shit that scares people away. Fuck, even I'M scared away now.

I want to talk ponies, but you lot keep freaking me the fuck out.

>>30710884
Why are you retarded? Were you born this way? How long did it take for you to realize you are retarded?

>>30710925

Nope.

>>30710916
I'm gonna buy that and put a fleshlight in it

First i want to grow some mind tendrils, and after it's done i am not sure if i will remember anything about your task.

...Well I'm not marking it.

>>30710916
Guys.
GUYS.
I STILL HAVE 4 GRAND FROM RENO
PLEASE CONVINCE ME NOT TO BUY THIS

>>30710924
don't, she is a friend so i can talk well with her, the girl i like though, is another sadder story... anyway, PONIES

>>30710934

>>30710883

Damn, I think I like that Fluttershy VA more than the original.

>>30710769
Why is there an dinosaur in Arkham City.
>>30710900
Everything Klingons do is feral growling.

>>30710956
too bad that wont be enough

>>30710956
>thinking he can afford that
ha ha ha

>>30710826
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M
>xxAJqvslV7M
>AJ
Oh, Youtube.

>>30710977
Because dinosaurs are awesome that's why.

Have a fanfiction in progress.

http://pastebin.com/Xi7Q1MCH

>>30710940

>>30710968
this is stupid

>>30710895

I fucking love that tumblr!

http://ask-lil-miss-rarity.tumblr.com/

>>30710934
the way it pulsates it looks like it's still attached to a living thing. freaky

AJ would be all tough and stringy, Twilight's flesh would be nice and soft from living a sedentary lifestyle, good marbling

>>30711052

>>30711052
She's lying down because her legs are tired from supporting her own weight

>>30710936
Oh stop being a little bitch.
You have it easy, a few months ago this would already have derailed into a gore dump.

By the way, has GlitterGlue done any more of that Big Mac x Doll Twilight comic? I really want to see more of it.

>>30711074
HAHAHA
I GET IT
ITS BECAUSE SHES A FATTY FAT MCFATTERSON

>>30711052
>>30711067
>>30711074
wat

anyone have the full page of this with all the ponies. i am going to steal the design. also i could use the picture where the ass is in a heart shape.

taste the drepbow

>>30711091

>>30710941
Can we change that? It'd be cool if we changed that.

>>30711067

>>30710956
GET YERSELF SOME SWAG

FRENCH PONIES GO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tbt-Z2RwfM&feature=related

>>30711108
Its okay rainbow dash.
You arent really fat.
You're humongous.

>>30711114

>>30711126
SWAG OUT MAYNE

>>30711104
fire lord you forgot your sage

fat poni u say?

>>30711138
She has to eat a lot, because she does so much flying!
Only problem is, she doesn't know when to stop

>>30711127
im totally using these to practice my french listening

>yfw obsidian solitaire is streaming
http://www.livestream.com/obsidiansolitaire

>>30710515
All I wanted was some cute, romatic fic where the characters genuinely care about each others. But I guess that's too much to ask, so I'm left with the "She's a sack of meat. Beat her until tender." stories.

have some bad apple related humor

>>30711163
Azula is pony now.

>>30711163
Nah , amn, he's high adn cool nwo

>>30711127

Whatever happened to LunaMac?

>>30711175

>>30711178
I guess we love and care fetishists are just too weird for ponies

>>30711111
If by "we" you mean /co/, there's no chance of that happening. Last time I checked, the "brony" side of the fandom emerged from 4chan.

>>30711165
i would rub that tummy if she asked

>>30710515
...What? Bullshit. Half of the 'rape' fics are just cupcakes ripoffs.

>>30711165

Rainbow Dash is such a fattie.

>>30711165
best pony is fat pony

>>30710850
>>30710818

Best of both worlds (that does not make me redraw my shitty template)

>>30711222
I think /b/ made the term brony, /co/ just started the fandom

confirm/deny?

>>30711222

You mean /b/.

>Slaughter

sorry op, people in this thread don't go for hard vore

will go for soft vore though

>>30711178
what a waste of good suffering

>>30711194
>>30711195
hahah what

when did this happen

>>30711032
>Cupcakes made by Pinkie
>"It tastes like I'm chewing on somepony's flank!"

Ha.

>>30711225
I'll freely admit I'm no rape fetishist, but between tozac's stuff and ragingsemi's stuff, that's still more than the sappy romantic stuff.

>>30711178
And then most of it is HumanxPony.
I'd like something like that too.

>>30711256
No, we made the term brony. Then /b/ took it and raped it.

>work horse who works every day
>tender
>horses in general
>tender

You don't actually know anything about meat, do you.

This thread needs more Sweetiedumbpoobuse

in other news , who else gonna watch the next episode just for shitstorm? it will be glorious.

pfffft heheheh

>>30711256
Deny.
/co/ ade up brony, but just as a word, a corruption of the word bro.
it was never meant to be a label.

>>30711282

It still counts. /b/ MADE "Brony". Believe me.

>>30711238
aww, she looks so happy

>>30711270
It's like that one thread where we got Roasted Bread watching ponies for a day.

>>30711238
She can't have kids, so she eats her pain away, and then tells people she's pregnant, because while she's talking about it, at least she can pretend

>>30711287
horse meat is good

>>30711308
whatever happened with that anyway?

who cracked fire lord's trip

>>30711302
If you want to be like that then you might as well say Ponychan and Nathan made it.

>>30711277
HumanxPony stuff is such a guilty pleasure. And this is a guilty pleasure within the guilty pleasure of clopfiction, which is within the guilty pleasure of ponies. So, like, so fucking guilty.

>>30711222
Not bronies, just fans of the show. By "we" I mean people who aren't terrible.

Saying 'we're not all like that' isn't as effective when you don't have any evidence to prove it.

>>30711291

If that is your freedom day wish.

>MFW everyone who calls Dash a fatty weighs ten times as much as she ever has

Fat pony thread?

i

>>30711322
Roasted Bread happened. He's still trolling about as is the norm.

>>30711347
She weighs like 11 pounds, I can't imagine that would be hard to do.

>>30711275
Semi has done FAR more non-rape than he has rape, Tozac is working his way into a romantic story as we speak, and most authors do romance exclusively. You just aren't looking hard enough.

>>30711347
the problem is, she's a little pegasus. She's meant to weigh like, a twentyth of us

>>30711355
I admit it, If I go those as a present, I would wear them.

>>30711347
So Dash weighs like 11 pounds?

>>30711349
FUCK FAT PONY
DOLL PONY > FAT PONY

>>30711349

Dumb fabric.

>>30711347
not true, I WAY less scrawny than 100 pounds!

>>30711372
>romance
but what's the point? Casual business all around

>>30711390
Yep, 11 pounds of marshmallow

>>30711385
got*
>>30711372
Most of the stuff I read besides rape feels like a joke or another fetish.

>>30711372
The rest of Semi's stuff isn't "romantic", it's "let's make two ponies fuck while we watch". There's no romance there, it's just an excuse to get them having sex. And that's fine, some people want that - but it's not what I'm talking about.

>>30711347

How much do ponies weigh anyway? You think you could lift a pony into your arms?

>>30711355
were can i get these

>>30711422

Jesus can.

>>30711410
RagingSemi
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xfxwf9B0u0UBOkhSvKusa6vEfPDYpU6OM2JWf2RElYs/edit?hl=en_US

Here's all his works he has on his collection. Be the judge yourself.

>>30711422
Looks like the consensus is from 10-12 pounds.

>>30711422
They're the perfect size and weight for hugging. Light enough that you can carry them without getting tired, but heavy enough that they press down on your body with noticably force.

>>30711410
Some actually is. Our Last Goodbyes is (while extremely depression) romance, as is his Scootadash fic.

I don't feel like going through the whole list, but it's out there.

You catch the pegasus with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take it alive. Take it home. Poke out its eyes and put it in a small cage. Force-feed it oats and millet and figs until it has swollen to four times its normal size. Drown it in brandy. Roast it whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring it to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole pony into your mouth, with only the tail protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the tail on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful.

>>30711441

The consensus is broken fucking leg until they learn their poni lesson.

HEY GUYS

What if she gets that fat on purpose, because the increased weight is what lets her do a sonic rainboom! I mean, she's always diving when she does it, so weighing more would help her go faster, right?

She's like an NFL linesman or a Sumo wrestler. She's in great shape, but the nature of her athletic endeavors dictates that she has to bulk up, adding layers of fat on top of muscle.

>>30711422
>>30711422
Well, assuming they are marshmallow, maybe a couple of kilos. If made of meat, I have no idea. Maybe around human weight?

>>30711165
Can i have an HD cap of this?

>>30711438
I... know, it's still not what I'm talking about. I mean something that puts as much, if not more, emphasis on the character interaction as the actual sex. The sort where you could take the sex out entirely and it'd still stand up.

>>30711372
>fanfiction
>ROMANTIC fanfiction

>>30711482
romance reports?

>>30711462

>so weighing more would help her go faster, right?

Uhh, no. Dude you were supposed to learn this in like 2nd grade.

>>30711462

that's not how physics works

>>30711446
So, like 50 pounds or something?

>>30711482
Romance Reports, then. Gogogo.

>>30711501
yeah, exactly

>>30711501
>seven chapters of "let's fuck because I have to"
Just saying.

>>30711471

Alright weirdo, I guess so.

>>30711462
how to physics good?
How weight affect falling?

> Leave /co/ for a few hours because of the amount of Applebash
> Come back

Still bashing on Applejack...

>>30711468
I think it varies. For example Rainbow would weight much more than the other ponies.

>>30711462
>heavy objects fall faster than light objects

Look at him. Look at him and laugh!

>>30711447
you're an rs fanboy, we can't take you seriously anymore

>>30711537

Her face is pretty punchable. Beat out only by Scootaloo.

>>30711507
>>30711508

>trying to apply physics to ponies

>>30711510
yeah, I'm not saying it's not out there, just that there's nowhere near enough of it, and it makes me kinda sad that there seems to be more rape stuff

>>30711537
No we aren't? It wouldn't even have been mentioned if you hadn't brough it up.

>>30711537
I for one love Applejack x Spike.
It is very cute.

Espcially when Applejack is A Doll

>>30711462

this is just as dumb as the "the hot air balloon was lighter than air, so it wasn't hard for fluttershy to pull it" thing.

I hate bronies, they bitch and moan about how the media portrays them as creepy nerds, but when I try to tell high-profile bronies like Yaridovich what they're doing wrong they just tell me to fuck off.

>>30711522
But if you delete all of the sex from the story, replacing with fade-to-black, the story still holds up on its own.

>>30711545
If I were a fanboy, wouldn't I have been able to list all of his romantic stuff off the top of my head?

>>30711537
It's a constant thing here. Most people I imagine are generally indifferent to applejack. I think she's pretty cool. But she needs more episodes and better fleshing out of her character.

>>30711579
Actually, fade to black just before the sex is a terrible trick. I hate it when stories do that.

>>30710925
If I remember correctly, someone selling pony shirts said he was going to donate to a children's hospital. Whether or not he actually did is something I don't know.

>>30711453
in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti, hail Satan

AJ needs to stop being so boring

>>30711576
But bronies are creepy fat unemployed nerds.

Atleast they aren't terrorists

>Updates are now planned for every Monday and Friday, starting this week.

>>30711537
Enjoy your useless earth pony.

>>30711549
...I kinda hate to say it, but that's just the way things are. Just like how romance movies almost always fade-to-black, romance fiction generally doesn't delve into the more pornographic side. When people want to read romance, they usually don't want to read porn; when they want to read porn, they typically aren't looking for romance.

>>30711620
Homestuck?

>>30711620
The fuck said this?

>>30711623
How is the rest except Twilight more useful than Applejack?

>>30711576

Just find a hole and put on a helmet. It's only going to get worse until we hit a peak in awfulness. We'll all know it when we see it. It'll be that bad.

I guess I'll just have to post best pony again so we can discuss something -anything- else.

>>30711652
They can all kick trees just fine. Sans the two unicorns and their magic

>>30711297
Shitstorm over what?

I think it will be a nice episode. It seems that the show has only improved since season one, and this one has Luna in it to boot.

I just hope she doesn't turn into a generic villain, even if its a 'Oh no she turns evil and she can't control it oh no' sort of thing. That would be bullshit.

On a different note, I hope Zecora shows up more often. I heard she was originally supposed to be an alternate mentor to Twilight, so I'd like to see more of that.

>>30711663

>>30710875
She probably thought you were creepy

>>30711579
If he has to resort to the

>you like what I don't like and therefore you're wrong

argument, you're just sort of pissing into the wind if you're going to argue with him.

>>30711639
Yeah, I know, but that doesn't make me any less sad about it, y'know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQysdRTDIYE&feature=player_embedded#!

>>30711537
I like Applejack, she's like a non-marysue version of Rainbow Dash.

Yes, Rainbow Dash is my favorite, but I'm still allowed to think she's a mary sue.

>>30711453
>he kills his food before eating it

>>30711663
>RD
>not napping on a cloud

C'mon now

>>30711671
> he thinks she only kicks trees

heh

>>30711698
oh look, it's this video again!

>>30711549
>there isn't enough pictures of cute ponies hugging and kissing, it's all futa porn

>>30711569
>THE BALLOON WAS LIGHTER THAN AIR

>>30711690
I agree with you there, I'd like there to be a lot more stuff akin to Romance Reports.

But comparing the number of rapefics to the number of Romantic Porn fics is just kind of silly to me, you know? It would be more apt to compare the number of high-length or stockholm syndrome rape fics to the number of Romantic Porn fics, because rape is far too general a subject to compare it to one so specific.

Who's a pretty pony?

>>30711698

WHAT APPLEJACK NEED TO BE A BETTER CHARACTER: IS TO BE SUPER STRONG

SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIFT EVERYTHING AND DO KUNG-FU

THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL SHE BE WORTH ANYTHING

Derpy, Moot's office, now.

Someone wanted HD

>>30711650
Sorry, I guess I wasn't clear enough. It was ask pinkamina. At least he did two and a half updates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4W7Ff7Pf58

what the fuck is wrong with you niggas?

Let's see

>OP is a troll post
Check
>Brony cosplaying pics
Check
>Fetish discussion
Check
>Tumblr
Check
>Rainbow dash hate
Check
>Applejack hate
Check
>Fanfiction
Check

We are one item away from declaring this thread a success!
RELIGION DISCUSSION GO

>>30711618
>Fox News

>this thread
Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat...

Did someone say dollfuck?

>>30711165
Hey man, she's almost in her second trimester of course she looks kinda big.

...but the thought of tender young fillly pegasus wings sound delectible. I bet you can just chew and eat the bones!

Sorry scoot time to take a dip in batter and swim in some boiling oil.

>>30711772
Thanks.

>>30711747
why do I have a poner right now

>>30711772
>>30711165
>Rainbowfat
Hey man knock it off, she's almost in her second trimester of course she looks kinda big.

earth pony huge penis master race
tiny penis winged pegasus faggots

>>30711838
why is fat pregnant dash a thing?

and why do i like it so much?

>>30711809
jesus>you

>>30710639

The correct answer is the CMC. They're all tender and juicy and they'd fit easily into an oven.

In b4 Chimera Story

>Too much pony.
>Decide to Borderlands to attempt to expunge adorable.
>Steam forgot all but one save.
>Back at level 10 with a peashooter pistol.
STEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM

Is Derpy screwing with the server again?

>bemoreco efteem
But we are /co/, captcha. This is the maximum level of being /co/.

>>30711866
How can they even do the nose thing without fingers? No one would fall for it. I hate that picture so much.

>>30711789
>fapping to ponies
Eh, whatever.
>actually considering fucking real horses
No. Just-Just no. No. That is- No.

>>30711765

>>30711901
That one sucks so much.

>>30711937
why not

Didn't you know anyone that grew up on a farm? You know what they did when they hit puberty?

>>30711866
What is pixivchat? And why are these ponies so gangly?

>>30711826
why is only one of her eyes a button?
is it to express her deep and twisted multiple personalities

>>30711959
My Little Pony: Starvation is Magic.

>>30711826

>>30711910

>playing borderlands
>willingly

Where's the webrip of episode three?

Who do you think'll be the second main character in the upcoming episode?

>>30711962
Yep, you're looking at Sadistic Pinkie Pie.

Her soul is a patchwork just like her doll-skin.

Be right back, gonna go throw up to get a better taste in my mouth.

>>30711957
That doesn't cahge the fact that it's disgusting and a fucking hideous thing to do, let alone against all human nature.

>>30711663
...Dash's needs to be redone.

Mainly because that color makes it look like she's sleeping in a pile of shit.

>>30711869
Because it means that soon she'll have an adorable foal with which to smother with love and affection and help to become the best flyer in equestria.

>>30711983
Bullet Sponge!

>>30711851

Filly pegasus wings are delicious, but what you really need to try is unicorn filly. They're so tasty and tender and they wriggle all the way going down.

>>30711938
heh, you like derpy don't you ,firelord?

>>30711983
Nyx.

>>30711826
aww yeah

>>30711983
BONOBON

>>30711938
>>30711857

>>30711983
twhylight.

>>30711826
in before derpy doll. that has googly eyes.

You know, the eyes that shake about and go everwhere whenever you move them?

>>30711980
Bg! What are you doing here?

>>30711983
Someone in irc said there'd be a "cute new male pony in a pirate costume." He claims it's the pony that was in the balloon on the Comiccon poster, but it was intentionally blurred out. Apparently he had given leaks before or something, but I can't vouch personally for the accuracy of this statement.

why the fuck cant I post...

>>30711983
This Luna episode excites me. Will Luna b a second character or a main character? Will she be like Zecora? that will suck

Three days.

Then all the fanfics die.

>>30711962
>why is only one of her eyes a button?
Because it seemed like a silly yet cute blurring of what she is and I thought it was most appropriate on Pinkie Pie out of anyone in the group.

Dayum 4chan, what is your major malfunction today?

>>30712076
Because somebody let Derpy into the server room again.

Well since noone will see this
I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE WONDERING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE A WOMAN

Evening General, awesome!

For anyone who reads Gaia, chapter 4 is out

Chapter 4:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1epTA_BCq6QifCDxBvzDKqjMZd3mKSI8zTBaoks9p0CU/edit?hl=en_US

Fimfiction link (You can read the whole story from Chapter 1 here.)

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/635/Gaia-

Chapter six of Caralight will be coming out tonight if nothing comes up, and Gun With Occasional Pony later in the week.

This is a dead thread? It feels pretty dead

>>30711949
TY BASED DERPY

>>30711859
Why do you?

Damn it, Derpy... stop messing around with the servers!

>>30712101
Aw dangit.

Working on this Pinkie Pie background (using the similar Rainbowdash one)...

What should I do on the rest of the pic? It's own background you know...

>>30712106
no, 4chan fucking up.

>>30711741
Since you guys are talking about romance reports in here, can someone quickly spoil the last half of it for me? I gave up on it out of boredom about halfway through and don't feel like reading the rest.

>>30711983
No_

>>30712101
You and me both, brother.
Anyways with the threads working again...
Requesting a uncorrupted version of this picture of the CMC meetign shoggoth.

>>30711957
I can say as a farm kid, horse-fuckers comprise a nearly zeroeth percentile of the population. It's certainly not endemic.

3 days until
>Hello

>>30712124
...Didn't MS already do all six?

>>30711979
>opinions
I like borderlands a whole lot

>>30712085
Bask in the glorious carnage as people become eletist over who did the better post-S2E3 Luna characterizations.

>>30712139
They're around, but they hide it

I assure you that there's at least one horsefucker on almost every farm in America

I need pictures of Pinkie Pie's vagina. Can anyone help? It's for advanced research purposes.

>>30712158
It was me just so ya know.

>>30712125
Twilight decides Luna is full of shit, has a happy and adorable relationship with Cheerilee, almost screws it up, but doesn't, happily ever after.

i haven't read anything in this thread, but french fluttershy gives me a boner.

that is all.

>>30712150
it's different enough

>>30712162
Why would you ever deign to fuck horses when there are plenty of country girls who fancy a whiskey and some fun?

FUCKING 4CHAN YOU FUCKING MCFUCKER

>>30711983
Twist. Together she and Luna will join forces to take revenge on the town that brutally mocked them.

Or just hang out, that too. Though I do have the mental image of Twist going 'Simpsons did it!' every time Luna comes up with a plan.

>>30712164
...why did this make me think that Dash makes custom fleshlights of her friends?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dHpwTEdxNHpZYmwwOXdUN05ROHRiQ3c6MQ

>>30712164
No

>>30710817
No, I am Nopony.

guys

which one of the CMC would be easiest to rape?

I think it would be scootaloo.

>>30712184
>TwixCheerilee
My fetish. Guess I gotta finish that one.

>>30712184
>Implying Luna isn't full of roast beef

>>30712164

derp

>>30712102
Awesome!

>and the reason why no on else is yaying in response is because servers are derping hard time.

By the sword in my hand, I will concur the fagget moot

R.O. still streaming, drawing dope dragons. Probably taking requests afterwards.

http://www.livestream.com/obsidiansolitaire

4chan is still derping hard I am guessing?

>>30712133

>>30712278
Eeeyup.

>>30712216

Are you nuts? Scootaloo has strong enough wings that she could pull both her friends behind her.

If you started raping her, she could drag you into ponyville, and everyone would see you sticking raping a fillie.

I doubt you'd enjoy being ass raped in pony jail.

Just rape sweetiebelle in her pony butthole, I doubt she knows any spells that could hurt you.

>>30712296
But she can whine like her sister.

>>30712184
Thanks, now I won't be tempted to slog through the rest later. That's about what I expected would happen.

>>30712228

The hell did I just read.

Note to self: acquire roast beef next time you go to Costco

>have mindbreak fetish
>only pony anybody ever does that with is Trixie
>I can't take that seriously because, come on, Trixie
>There's not much anyway
feels bad, man

>>30711983
1. Fluttershy
2. Twilight

Luna won't be the main character. She'll just be a foil, like Gilda.

>>30712319
Mindbreak fetish? That's kind of involved, isn't it?

the 99% are fucking stupid

>>30712235
I love madmax. This. The humanized tits. And the Futashy.

>>30712216
Apple Bloom would buck the shit out of you.
Scootaloo would just run away. She would be easy to rape if you had her, you could hold down her puny body easily. But it would be hard as shit to catch up with her.
Sweetie Belle doesn't know any spells and are a shit-tier unicorn. Also she's ditzy, so less chance of her telling anyone.
I'd rather rape Scootaloo, though. She has way too much attitude and needs to be taken down a couple of notches.

>>30712340
How much do you make a year, anon?

>>30710752
>gilda has incestuous relations with her father.jpg
i see no roogna

>>30712336
Well, you can do it pretty easily with magic
and yes, I'm totally hoping that Twilight's antics last episode inspire more

>>30712340
yeah but what're you gonna do?

>>30712346
you gotta be my least favorite poster today

Derpy, moot just called, you're fired.

>>30712346
She's in danger of growing up a lesbian. She needs to learn to love cock.

>>30712207

Done

>>30711138
>>30711091
>>30711074
>>30711067
>>30711052
>>30711238
>>30711165
>>30711245
if I could have anything, it would be a fat Rainbow Dash.
I would make her work out on a treadmill. Then, when she was all sweaty, I'd stick my dick inbetween her fat rolls and thrust until orgasm. Her sweat would act as lubricant.

I can't believe no one has thought of this before.

>>30712346
Applebloom cant buck for shit.

NO, PLEASE! NO MORE 4CHAN DERP UPS!

>>30712336
Yo, Chistery. Write off in 3-4 hours?

>>30712216
If we put it this way?
Which of the mane 6 would be easiest to >rape, besides Fluttershy.
Ranking time gentlemen.

>Sweetie Belle doesn't know any spells and are a shit-tier unicorn. Also she's ditzy, so less chance of her telling anyone.
She'll probably get some sort of cutie mark magic that involves her singing spells to make them work.
That's if Rarity doesn't beat the shit out of her first.
'You think THAT'S an attractive mane? I'm ashamed to be your sister.'

>>30712281
You call that a Shoggoth?
I'm barely losing my mind at all.

>>30712047
this guy?

I AM COMING FOR YOU 4CHAN

>>30712346
What this guy said.
Fucking scoots should be put in place.

>>30712319

mindbreak?

Are we back?
But for how long?

>>30712156
Borderlands is fucking great.
But it's jarring as fuck to go from almost beating the game with a badass fucking Mordecai to peashooter, the game.

WHY CANT I POST NORMALLY!

>>30712344
This one was shopped, the humanized tits was while she was drunk, and the MS birthday pic isn't futa.

>>30712398
indeed

Reporting everyone ITT posting anything sexual
>bronies making us look bad!!
look in the goddamn mirror

Posting still dead.

Yes I agree.

I AM COMING FOR YOU 4CHAN!

>Servers break down again

moot... Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba...

On an unrelated note, tried to go to /chat/ and share some chill music in a chilling thread and got permaban slapped again.

one the same IP I now have a count of a whooping (4) permabans on.
Guess they didn't like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3IgFwzCmU8&feature=relmfu

>>30712380
Moot, Derpy just called, you´re fired.

You gonna just sit there or are we gonna get down to business?

>>30712398
Well you're right. But she works all day, so she would probably be strong enough to fight against you.
Also, I think she would be the most boring to rape. It would be much more satisfying to rape Scootaloo.

>>30712257
Am I too late?

>>30712199
>McFucker
i would buy these if they sold them at mcdonald's

>>30712394
how horrifying

Seriously though, what the hell is going on? This whole day's been shit here.

>>30712184
you fail to mention how Twilight fucks the dogshit out of Cheerilee, and how great all the sex scenes in that story are. I think the only sex scene writer better is hotsauce

>>30712394
please don't post shit like that while I'm eating.
It reminds me of my ex girl friend.

so...

huh. did the thread just... freeze?

>>30712394
What a post to leave off on. Why do people feel the need to share their fetishs in here all the time? It's fine to have that and all, but it really barely relates to anything and just causes a bunch of drama.

Can someone fix the r-ws in this picture? It's inaccurate, filly Twi could pronounce very well.

>>30712184
you fail to mention how Twilight fucks the dogshit out of Cheerilee, and how great all the sex scenes in that story are. I think the only sex scene writer better is hotsauce

Which pony is most likely to commit suicide.

Obvious answer: AJ

what if 4chan died forever?

>>30710973
... Skylar?

Is it wrong to be attracted to Discord?

I bet Ponies whould fetch a good price at illegal resturants selling endangered species...

>>30712394

THAR SHE BLOWS

>>30712380
Don't worry. We found a willing replacement.

Love it when this shit happens and status.4chan.org is all green.

>>30712184
Thanks anon, i was never going to finish that fic anyway.

so, anyone feel like shooping cheerilee's awesome face on this?

how do I into equestria

>>30712394
nope

SUDDENLY, POSTING.

>>30713196

>>30713164
My money

take it

i don't even need it any more

So....everyone still got their parts in the right places?

>that feel when thread instantly updates with 47 posts

4CHAN IS BACK!

Thank God, I was actually about to go outside.

>>30712405
shes too cute to rape, i would end up feeling bad when she started crying. it'd be like taking the last piece of candy from a baby
i would think rarity, she wouldn't really fight back, but wouldn't be a total crybaby about it either.
also, her magic sucks

>>30713164
...Shouldn't the eyes be normal, though?

>>30713207
It's a good feel.

So what's all this I'm hearing over on /v/
it's dying again?

>>30712512

>>30712502
i didnt like it either tbh, not a fan of covers that arent instrumentals

>>30713226
They really should.
There's a comic about it.

>>30712409
Singing in order to do magic, that would make her even worse. Sweetie Belle is the worst unicorn ever.
If we think that your theory is correct, she can't sing if I cover her mouth. Which would put me in the safe zone. Perhaps some light suffocation or something.

>>30712405
...I'm not going to answer this.

>>30713249
Suddenly magic conjured magic mouths.

>>30713258
>rape

>>30713210
IN the pouring rain?

>>30713229
You could still post on /v/ just when you tried to enter threads they would not be updated. New posts were only visible on front page and most people couldn't reply at all.

Every board was going to shit. Most were literally incapable of receiving mosts so I don't know why anyone on /v/ would think /v/ was worse off when posting was still somewhat capable.

>>30713258
but you want to

>>30712409
Are you retard? She have the best fucking mane, Rarity is jealous.

what's all this about batman arkham city and me
i don't get it

TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND, IT'S OVER..

It has been an honor to serve with you.

Praise Allah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ1GbBlS9wM&feature=player_embedded

>>30713288
It's raining in your area too?
Where is that, exactly?

>>30713270
She can't do magic mouths if I cover the first mouth. If she managed to do a second one (Stupid magic, by the way) I can put my dick in that mouth and abuse her in different ways with my mouth.

>>30713270
Oh god, she sings to do magic and can conjure mouths that then also sing to do more magic.

She's an exponentially-increasing magical powerhouse.

>>30713313
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>>30713313
new thread in celebration of 4chan underping

>>30713297
You only like it because the tail reminds you of a dick.

>>30713249

Sweetie Belle has a great singing voice, it's the one thing she doesn't totally suck at.

That or she grows up to be a siren and listening to her song will magically brainwash you into being her loving servant