Applejack hate thread. I love hating Applejack.

>>30705964
We have draw threads all the time.

Now is time for write thread.

we pony now

>you will never be with a girl as beautiful as rarity

>appleblooms eyes

oh here we go

>>30705978

Pretty much every thread can be considered a write/draw thread.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Please help me.
I went to the human world hoping to play with some human girls, but I was kidnapped by these awful men!
They're all fat and smelly and keep calling each other "Bronies."

I'm scared, Princess, after staring at me for a while they put a sheet over my cage and I started hearing these squishing noises. When it stopped there was milk all over the floor.

Now they're talking about who gets to "pinkie" my "pie" first. What does that mean? Do they have Pinkie Pie too?

Oh god I'm so scared.

Please help me Princess.

>>30705991

you will never be with a girl

this thread will fail

>>30705991
Don't worry bro, you'll get your chance eventually.

>>30705956
>TellmetellmetellmetellmeTELLME!


>>30705969
It's because a stuff called Pink Cloud. It's a weapon that was used to destroy Canterlot. It melts stuff into each other and makes your organs into a gooey shit, so it's not very healthy.

ONE THREAD PONYFUCKERS

>>30702613
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>>30702613
>>30702613
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>>30706018
no he won't

>>30706026
That's the old thread dipshit

>>30706026
That thread hit bot limits you cunt.

>>30706026
>past both limits
>this one is linked at the end
I realise that reading is difficult for you, but you could at least try

>>30706018
Don't lie to him like that you'll only set him up for disappointment.

>>30706026
Imagelimit.

Thanks for doing this though <3

thread needs more tooth brushing

>>30706024
Now that I think about it, what would even want to destroy Equestria? Did Pinkie go insane or something?

>>30705991
>You will never convince your girlfriend to record herself saying " I AM RARITY"

Oh wait, I did.

http://soundcloud.com/nopony/rarity-2

>>30705991

>>30706065
fag

>>30706058
It's crossover fanfiction, it makes the required changes to the world for the scenario to happen. Don't try and reconcile it with the show, it just doesn't work like that

>>30706026

image limit and WAAAAAY past bump limit

Is this your first time on /co/?

>>30706065
Wow.

Do you take cocks in the ass by chance?

>>30706065
Your girlfriend's voice is awful.

>>30706026

SHOW ME.

Fucking show me where this is a rule. It's not on 4chan's rules page, the page source for /co/, or any stickied thread.

>>30706058
Zebras

>>30706072
Wait, am I fag for actually liking females?

>>30706086
You sick gay fuck, no.

>>30706092
Then show us how your girlfriend sounds.

I think there should be more Applejack/Rainbow Dash episodes

>>30706065

>hurrdurr look at me I'm making my girlfriend do stuff amicoolyet?

seriously, stop fucking talking about her.

we dont care

It wont make you more popular

>>30706093
Back in February after a banning spree, a mod stickied a thread with rules for pony generals.

Keep it in one thread was, indeed, one of them.

But then again, so were "no porn" and "actually discuss the show."

>>30706093

>>30706093

It's an unspoken rule, ponies are allowed one thread at any time and are banned outside of /co/ or /b/.

>>30706093

It's been a rule since October/November of last year. We shouldn't have to spell it out for you ponyfuckers by now.

>>30706093
It was on a stickied thread for a while; it might not be written down officially, but it's for all intents and purposes still in effect.

>>30706093
It was a self imposed rule, and then it was a mod-imposed rule, and now it's somewhere inbetween. The important point was, it was self-imposed at first.

>>30706093
for some reason the mods don't seem to give many fucks about the rules page

>>30706065

I can almost spot a fatty from the voice nowadays..

>>30706093

It's an unofficial rule

and the mods do enforce it

We cant help it if you weren't there and dont understand how things work. But dont listen to that fag. We can move on to a new thread once its past image and bump limit

>>30706113
no it hasn't

but we set that rule ourselves for the sake of the rest of /co/ before the mods did anything anyway

>>30706104
I'm not talking much about her. Only ocasionally. But now that you showed me this epiphany that it won't make me any more popular on an anonymous imageboard, I think I have to reconsider my chances.

>>30705982
hell yeah I am!

>that feel when you draw poni for 2 minute it looks like shit and you lose all interest

>>30706093
it's a rule that we can only have 1 active thread, once one reaches image, bump limit, it gets replaced

>>30706113
Oh knock off the arbitrary sage why don't you?

This is the one thread, the last one is past both limits, all is dandy and well. Either participate in whether pony should pony pony or not or hit the [Return] button.

If this is a writethread, the next one can be a drawthread?

>>30706134
And tell me, what are you really planning to do with it? You were implying something... Naughty...

Guys, I want a girlfriend who likes ponies

how do

>>30706157
I want a girlfriend who is ponies

Taking two of the prompts.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that not all first impressions are the right ones and how somebody acts in front of an audience is not always who they are inside. Once you spend a little pit of time with a pony, you can really get to know them and discover that they're not so bad after all.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

P.S. I've included tickets to Trixie's next show. After what happened last time, it would mean a lot to her if you attended.

>>30706154
NO.
Wait until I get home from work to have a drawthread.

>>30706135

that feel is called 'I have no balls and I must scream'

You know how you learn to draw? BY HAVING THE BALLS TO NOT GIVE THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING CONSCIOUSLY WORK AT IMPROVING YOURSELF. NOT JUST COLLAPSING AND CRYING THAT THE UNIVERSE ISNT CONFORMING TO YOUR WISHES

You are now aware that this means Rose has bigger balls than you

>>30706165

I want a pony.

>>30706157
clone yourself without a y chromosome

i guarantee by the end of the process, neither of you will still be in possession of a virginity

>>30706169
I can only draw stick figures and I'm okay with that, wat do?

>>30706170
i want.

>>30706157
>>30706165
>>30706170

Fat poni is best poni

>>30706155

>>30706168
How long is that gonna take?
>>30706135
>that feel when you draw a pony for 2 days and still think it's shit

Prove to me that you're not a hivemind, MLP general.

>>30706175
So basically you want to fuck my sister? Thats all a clone is

>>30706185
I would hug her so hard and feed her that cupcake off of my fingertips

who

>>30706175

you mean after you wait 18 years and 9 months for your clone to reach age of consent right?

or is this Hollywood cloning?

>>30706157

Give up. Women don't like or understand ponies. I suspect it's because they lack souls.

>>30706197
obviously it comes out as a female version of you at your exact age
that's how genetics works, right?

>>30706169
Its also a mixture of I think my tablet pen is broke. I haven't used it in a few and it stops responding now and again. Also im going to keep trying.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I finally understand why you sent me to Ponyville. While I've made cherished friendships that I'll always keep in my heart, I finally realize that they have nothing to do with why you wanted me to come here.

I am well-aware that you know of what I write and what I must do next, so I hope you will forgive me if I do not wish to spell it out.

I did not have to write this letter and by any accounting of my own interests(and those far greater), I should not have. I hope you realize that I truly loved you, more than I loved any other pony in all of Equestria, even those that I thought were my true parents.

But though I weep to admit it, I have seen a greater reality than even my love.

I've finally learned the truth you tried so hard to keep from me.

The Wheel must turn. Twilight must follow the Day.

Your faithful student one last time,
Twilight Sparkle

>>30706179
I guess you don't care much for drawing then.

Does anyone else think that Celestia picked Twilight up as an student and sort of keeps her on a short leash because she is unstable?

I mean, a person with a crave for knowledge often becomes insane in cartoons atleast. What if Celestia taught Twilight the meaning of friendship because if she didn't have friends she would have dived herself in books, grown more powerful and lonely until she snapped.

>>30706197
hollywood of course

who wants to clone someone realistically? who has that kind of time, motivation and lack of morals and ethics?

>>30706191
I will say something that no one else would. No one else will say it unless they look at this spoiler

sassafras

>>30706188
About 10 hours. I'm on for my morning does right now.

Dammit, I leave the general to watch 2 episodes and the Applejack bashing starts right away. She is the best pony of all time people. Stop fighting truth.

>>30706179

You have to find another artist and make out with them to absorb their ambient artfag powers

I suggest Juice

>>30706186
Damn it Hoppip, You're driving me crazy with curiosity, what are your plans?

hoppip make me a colgate plushi

>>30706200
But little girls like ponies


Go girls lose their souls when they get their period?

>>30706226
what else would the red stuff be?

>>30706226
hymen actually

that's why all the best women are virgins

To all guys that are crushing/dreaming about ponies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_Personality_Disorder

Please read this through and analyse yourself truthfully.

>>30706212
She's my third favorite pony but I don't defend her, mainly because I'm unable.

>>30706226

no, they stop thinking boys have cooties. then it's less about girly frills and more about bare midriff and short skirts

>>30706212
Tell me one thing she can do that isn't overperformed by any other pony.

lasso? how cool

IN A WORLD

>>30705937

DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT THE MAGIC OF FISTING AND DEAR LORD HOW MY RECTUM SCREAMED OUT IN BLISSFUL PLEASURE AS LYRA JAMMED IN AND OUT HER PROSTHETIC FIST-TOY BOY THAT TOY MAKES ME FEEL JOY AND ONLY SHE CAN WIELD IT WITH THE LEVEL OF FINESSE AND MAGNIFICENCE WITH WHICH YOU THE SUN EMPRESS USES TO RULE US AND ABUSE OUR QUIETLY QUIVERING ANUSES MY GOD THAT RUBBER FIST OF LYRAS FELT GOOD

>>30706213
Hmm, Madmax is a female, right? And what about Rose, she is a girl as well, isn't she? Now, If I want to improve at writing as well, I'll need Butterscotch's and Chistery's powers as well... And singing, And dancing, and Trains! Holy shit, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

>>30706241
I would do many things to Rainbow Dash
but I also go outside regularly

do I have to stop doing one of these things?

>>30706241

>wikipedia diagnosis

I guess I have no choice but to accept Dr. Internetfag

>>30706241
I'm not reading that! The government will see the log in and know my information!

>>30706252

FILLED WITH PONIES

>>30706252
WHERE EVERYTHING IS MARSHMALLOWS

>ITT: contextless pictures

>>30706224
>Colgate plushie
All of my money.

I need that gif of fluttershy skidding in - "hey guys, what's going on in this threa..."

>>30706241
holy shit, dreams are now a sign of schizophrenia

>>30706263

>>30706265
I aint got no gif

>>30706264
No, mine first.

>>30706261
PONI SHOULD PONI PONI

>>30706253
10/10, Fic of the year, all years

Now put your name back on, Jesus

>>30706256

Be careful, because around every turn, waiting with pursed lips and lashing tongue in order to infest you with their essence will be Nathan

>>30706220
guess!

>>30706224
possible but I have no time

>>30706280
STARING ROB SCHNIDER

>>30706263

The last episode is FULL of them, but I'm too lazy to screencap

>>30706259
It's hard to accept, Anon. But you have to try if you wish to improve yourself.

(Because you're a sordid sack of cynical SHIT right now.)

>>30706286
You had to go and ruin everything, didn't you?

>>30706294
Hmm, from the fact that it is nyx, the useless piece of feces, I'm gonna guess it is for a brony. But a fleshlight would be too much... Damn it, at least you could give me some hints!

I love how even the most EVIL of stuff that happens in Equestria is still A-grade-pussy-shit.

>Oh goodness! Nightmare moon is going to make it night-time... all the time!
>Oh deary! Discord is going to make things so very chaotic!

Sorry Twilight, what did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of this holocaust here.

>>30706276
It exists, I know it!

Glamorous brohoof to whoever delivers.

>>30706185

fat poni is indeed best poni. especially when its twilight porkles

>>30706265
>>30706276

>>30706314

Do not fear, if you are contaminated, you can cleanse yourself by making out with Leth, who purges all faggotry he comes into contact with

But alas! Leth is banned! You'll have to journey to far off lands in order to find him and save the day!

However, it is a dangerous road... be sure to pack your ponies and keep them at the ready

>>30706356

Thank you sir!

>>30706363
Leth was unbanned last night

>>30706349

Unrelated to the holocaust, but I'd like to see a pony version of the painting The Triumph of Death.

>>30706349
Honestly, that's why Equestria is closest to how I always pictured heaven.

Except, y'know, ponier.

DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

PUT THE SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWW

IN THE TUNA!

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

>>30706374

AND THE DAY, IS SAVED

THANKS TO... UM...

What happened?

>>30706354
What more does a pony need to be happy than books, friends, and cupcakes?

posting more delightfully overweight pony

>>30706349

I wonder how the citizens would react if someone did something really dickish. Not genocide, or even murder, but just punch an old lady in the jaw.

If Pinkie thinks Gilda is a dick for pranking ol' Granny Smith with a shitty snake gag, imagine what she would say if she picked Granny Smith up, flew up a story or two and dropped her.

>>30706263

OH GOD THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM

>>30706410
>Terrifying some random elderly person
>Not being a dick

>>30706376

Ehh, I'm not so sure about that much. There's a lot more going on than the fun adventures of the mane six.

I mean, that fucking Everfree Forrest? Where animals care for themselves and plants grow on their own and the weather isn't controlled?

Fucking scary shit.

THIS IS PONKEY PUE TELL HER SHE IS A PRETTY PONI

>>30706400
hot, sweaty lesbian sex?

>>30706374
Well, that saves me some effort.

And what If I carry a gun at all times, and shoot He-who-we-don't-call-by-his-name? Or is his Faggotry so overwhelming it makes him invincible? He must have a weak point! We must purge these lands from his filth!

I will never have an episode where I can show off my qualities.

>>30706349
>permanent night time
>A-grade-pussy-shit

uh

>no sun -> no plants
>no plants -> no herbivores
>no herbivores -> no carnivores
>everything slowly dies of starvation
>no sun -> no warmth -> freezing temperatures

>>30706368
I've got a couple similar too, if you'd like those. This.

penkie pie was at home w/ party and prinsess selesctia come up and go pink where twilite and pinki go "i dont no prinsis'

but twilite went to camelot 2 find da prinses sand she just mist her! oh no wat i do da prinses not hier say she and she cried and cry turn into monstr who go 'ahaha now i am king of pony and twilight goes no" and shots magic @ the evil and prince come home and go good job twiligt and pinky throw party 2 selebrate

the end

>>30706425
You are ugly and looking at you makes me wish for death

>>30706436
Who, Natham?

>>30706410
>imagine what she would say if she picked Granny Smith up, flew up a story or two and dropped her.

"Murderer"? Is it "Murdurer"? Because I'm pretty sure that's one dead pony.

>>30706349

Twilight and friends would be so fucked in the world of berserk

>So girls, what did we learn about friendship today?

>EXCITEMENT AND ENJOYIMENT
>RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>30706443
I read 'qualities' as 'genitals'

>>30706461

How the fuck do you get genitals out of qualities?

>>30706443
Her best quality is being normal in the world of reality-twisting cheating pegasi and unicorns.

>>30706314
you're getting there!

and no it's actually for nyx fans since they're obsessive as fuck

problem though is that since past sins finished quite a while ago, if there's even gonna be much popularity left to make good money off her on ebay

>>30706472
very carefully

>>30706472
pull real hard?

you will never open the door on halloween and discover filly twilight sparkle dressed as a princess

>>30706453
Actually I think Twilight, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash would be able to handle themselves pretty well in Berserk.

The other ponies would get raped and give birth to horrific mule demons.

>>30706443
Good

>>30706445
And this.

>>30706453

Doesn't even need to be as extreme as Berserk! really... They'd be boned in One Piece.

>>30706490
What if its a little girl, dressed as Twilight, dressed as a princess?

>>30706424
If I had to build a heaven, the everfree forest would be a great addition. It's scary, and dangerous, but self-contained and externally is non-threatening enough for Fluttershy to live immediately outside it. Perfection would be boring.

>>30706506
What if it's Twilight in a Scootaloo costume in a Pikachu costume?

>>30706506
but what if

it isn't?

>>30706426
That comes from combining all three

>>30706483
I still have no idea what you are talking about, so you better tell me or I will be forced to make out with you as well and take your sewing powers.

>see random ass shit you guys post in this thread
>remember Pony Thread Simulator
>go searching to see if there's a new one
>end up on EquestriaForums.com
>they don't go to 4chan
>nice pony sprites for emoticons
>seems real friendly

Well. I think I'm done with 4chan guys. It's been a good run, but I've found someplace better.

Thanks for the 120,000 Anime pictures I saved, and all 10 laughs I had over the past 8 years.

>>30706518
What was the context of that pic anyway?

>>30706555
You may also like Ponygoons and Ponychan

>>30706555
You'll be back.

>>30706555
no one cares faggot

>>30706555
you'll be back

they all come back

you'll feel suffocated by mods and regulations

>>30706555
good luck and nice trips

>>30706555
fag

>>30706564
Somebody requested a picture of Scootaloo in a Pikachu costume, then somebody requested a picture of Twilight in a Scootaloo in a Pikachu costume.

>>30706564
pikachu was hungry for some nerd-stuffed chicken

>>30706555

man, joining a new forum's just too much trouble
it's much more fun here. there's always some sort of quarrel over something or other to watch

>>30706555
I am genuinely curious as to whether you'll actually stay away, but I don't see why you can't post on both. Best of luck regardless.

poni should sacrifice pony to volcano god

>>30706616
Oh god why did you have to remind me

>>30706608

>joining forums at all

Have fun being ignored because of your low post count, it's pretty much how every forum is.

>>30706608
I know right? Watch this.

>>30706616
But the volcano god would destroy everything if we tried to feed nyx to it.

>>30706589
I am requesting Spike, in a Twilight costume, in a Scootaloo costume, in a Pikachu costume

pony should return the slab

>>30706654

>>30706638
HOW FAR WILL THIS COURSE GO?

>>30706627
>implying that's not how it is here

if quads then poni finally ponies poni

>>30706654

They should, or else they will suffer the curse.

You know which one.

KING RAAAAMSEEEEEEEES

>>30706589
I've never seen the Scootaloo in a Pikachu costume

>>30706680
The man in gauze?

>>30706680

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

hahaha look at Rainbow Dash here.

She knew Twilight was going crazy.

>>30706674
>implying you can see my postcount
I sure as fuck am glad I can't

Pony should never mix Chemical X with anything.

>>30706686
It was quite a while ago.
Huh, and it seems I've lost the picture when I changed computers. Time to go 'booru diving!

Pony drawing guides?

>>30706713

the last time they did, Luna and Celestia happened

>>30706496
Truly, you are a scholar and a gentlemen.

5 shots of bacardi 151
and the thread is still bad
in fact, I would say it's worse...

>>30706750
Drink real drink.

Like Cider.

>Next time on MLP:FiM, when Pinkie Pie accidentally kills Fluttershy, she ventures to the Land of the Dead to win her soul back, is she a bad enough dude to accomplish this task?

>>30706750
Maybe you should try some cocktails?

>>30706444

But that's all indirect. Luna just wanted to force the ponies to like her nights, and wasn't thinking of the long term consequences.

You can't compare that to herding sapient beings into a room, flooding it with poisonous gas, then shovelling their lifeless corpses into furnaces.

>>30706750
Try to drink something good. Like Kahlúa with vodka and milk.

>>30706757
Or applejack?

>>30706766
Applejack taste of cider.

Apple cider.

>>30706763
They're marshmallow ponies, they simply couldn't conceive of that.

What if Princess Celestia hosted the Summer Sun Celebration somewhere else that year?

did someone say best poni?

>>30706802

No.

>>30706802
Yeah, last thread.

>>30706723
I think this was the pic, though there wasn't any text back when I saw it.

>>30706802
>>30706425

THE BEST PINKIE IMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED PLEB

>>30706800
But she hosted it in Ponyville just because Twilight would be there and would have made some friends.

>>30706802
Best pony you say?

>>30706835

she didn't host the celebration there because Twilight was going there
she sent Twilight there because that's where the celebration was being held

>>30706839
Yes, best pony.

>>30706839

>>30706758

Well now.

>>30706844
>implying she couldn't plan forward

>>30706850
>implying rarity would wear that tacky shit

I heard we were posting best pony?

>>30706839
yep

>>30706847

Isn't best pony great?

I like it when she does that cute thing that she does.

This fandom is going Sonic level of shit.

The lack of best pony in this thread is appalling.

>>30706844
The celebration was there because that was the closest settlement to where the EoH were, and thus where the bearers were most likely to congregate

>>30706844
Both are true. She new the return of her sister was approaching, that's why she took Twilight in to begin with .To train her up and into the element of magic. She held the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville because that's where she figured Twilight had the best chance of making some friends to represent the other elements. She sent Twilight there as the final part of her plan.

>>30706880

at least we're not discussing porn

>>30706880
We've been like that for months. Where the fuck have you been?

Is it Applebash time?

>>30706870
Best pony of all time. Of all time!

Remember when best pony did the cool thing? That was cool.

>>30706873
I too like it when best pony does cute things.

>>30706895

I think you flipped a letter there, Anon.

>>30706908
And Rarity's there, too!

>>30706900

With real toothbrushing action. Comes with real working toothbrush, toothpaste not included.

>>30706906
Do you remember when prettiest pony was pretty? That was nice

posting more best pony.

>>30706895
Why is there always someone who wants to start an Applejack hate thread...

>>30706847

Fluttershy confirmed best poni

>>30706928

I blame the roleplayer who keeps asking us math questions

>>30706909
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

>>30706928
Propably because their favourite pony ain't got dat flank...

>>30706895

>>30706443
She will one day, if not season 2 then season 3, sadly, the bashing will probably last a couple more months

>>30706880

On /co/? No way. We hate OCs and furries, and we do not tolerate blatant displays of faggotry or autism.
On Ponychan or EqD? I'll have to agree.

>>30706953
>implying I wouldn't rather spend time with Dash's flank

>>30706953

man, they've ALL got dat flank. even dashie

>>30706530
TAKE THE HINT ALREADY

>>30706975
Who would wanna spend time with some fatflank

>>30706976

WOAH NELLY!

>>30706919
Rainbow Dash is kinkiest pony, not prettiest.

discussing the pros of each ponies ass

so back to summer, I see

tell you what. Favorite pony song?

art of the dress here. genius tune

>Implying applejack doesent have the best plot

>>30706998
The opening.

>>30706993
A little bit of fat is cute
admittedly she has more than a little bit, but we can do a fitness scheme together

>>30706998
art of the dress bores me

at the gala is much better

>>30706998
Art of the dress.

>>30706996
she can be both

>>30706998

Favourite song?

The original version of Pinkie's "hop skip jump" song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C254xM30yGA

>>30706992
I would ride atop Princess Luna's back and go to through the forest non-consensually.

>>30706992
This pleases me. Make sure to send me some of the bottled delicious tears!

>>30706962
Everyone knows Rainbow Dash is going to get 4 if not 5 episodes to please the audience.

Applejack might only get 1 but then she would have to share it with someone else.

>>30706975
Almost saved it. That little tongue sticking out... can't do it.

>>30707045
Rainbow Dash is going to get 4 if not 5 episodes
oh god I hope

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwbJJQt4q6c

>>30706996
Thanks, Scherzo.

>>30707045

>>30707045
>Rainbow dash is gonna get 4 or 5 episodes

oh god i hope not

>>30707094
rarity/fluttershy fan detected

hm... drawing an OC. old idea though, StarTune.

Thoughts?

>>30707045
> 4 if not 5 episodes to please the audience.
But no one likes Dash.

>>30707109
>this is what anonymous actually believes

>>30707098
wrong its pinkie pie

>>30706825
>You wear a suit to look like Pikachu, but you're not a mouse, you're a Scootaloo.

>>30707109

Bronies do.

>>30707127
No, bronies like Fluttershy. Didn't you watch that media presentation video?

>>30707045
Who needs an dirty Earth pony when you got a clean awesome Pegasi like Rainbow Dash?

>>30706996
I'm starting to think that Dash is more of the aggressive slutty type that would fuck anything so long as it's treated like a sport.

>>30707121
Mah nigga

>>30707132

Don't you see all the pictures uploaded to the internet with all the fucking Dash merch?

see this is why I, as a rule of thumb, think dashfags are irritating faggots

>>30707098
...anyone of the mane cast getting 4 episode all to themselves is just plain and simply wrong and can't be justified.

>>30707139
She just wants to prove she's better than them. At everything.

>>30707144
No, I don't. I'm blind. Way to go jerk.

>>30707098
Rarity is best pone.

>>30707146
It's funny because Rarity and Fluttershy had a lot of episodes centered around them in the second half of season 1!

>>30706996
Why, boner. Just...just why? I'm not angry, I'm just dissapointed.
>>30706998
Winter Wrap-up for me.

>>30707132
bronies like either dash or fluttershy

dash because she's the strong, generic tomboyish type they think is most 'interesting'

fluttershy because of the cute moe 'yay' shit.

Personally, i think rarity is the best choice, despite actually being a flutterfag. how strange

>>30706996
>>30706992
>>30707139
Eeee porn porn porn being posted in the general hurrah!~♥

Applejack is prettiest human

No one likes Applejack...

>>30707184
Go away.

>>30707139
What would this be then? A breeding competition? And what do you get for winning... besides pregnant?

>>30707188
Woops, forgot pic

>>30707159
Nah, she sucks. She's a bad pony. She doesn't have a good hat.

>>30707194
why?

>>30706992

hahahaha oh wow

>>30707193
I do! I do!

>>30707195
Who can last longer, I guess. Or for pegasi with a death wish, a 10,000 foot drop where your partner holds down your wings until he climaxes

>>30707145
>see this is why I, as a rule of thumb, think ponyfags are irritating faggots

>>30707206
You're a twat

>>30707200
What now mother fucker?

>>30707184
>Summoned Faceless
Well, at least the thread quality is gonna pick up a bit.
Hi Faceless!

>>30707193

That's because she's the Hank Hill of their group.

Tell me if you had to spend one day with any of the King of the Hill men would you spend it with Hank doing something like watching him fix his truck, or would you go out with Dale/Bill or Boohhauer and do something crazy and exciting?

>>30707193
For fucks sake weren't you around for the end of the last thread. Applejack is best pony of all time.

>>30707227
You're all welcome to fuck me, if you think I'm a twat.

>>30707206
Because fuck you.

>>30707198
A Rainbow Dash is fine too.

I thought that Faceless liked Mrs. Cake, not Snails.

Is there a chart of who the most liked pony is?

Also Rainbow Dash is the best pony

>>30707228
Stealing best ponies hat doesn't change the fact that rarity is garbage.

>>30707218
In that case, she'd be looking for someone that climaxes pretty quick. The guard looks like a good pick.
By the way, does anyone else find it oddly arousing that Dash is the only one not wearing any clothes in that pic? It makes her feel like totally naked.

>>30707260
its quite sad when the best characterization you have for your favorite pony is that she has a hat

I LIVE!

>>30707249
>limited to a single pony
I like Mrs Cake the most, with Twist and Snails closely thereafter, and then the main six, then the background ponies and characters.

But I abso-fucking-lutely loathe Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon to death.

>>30707266
ponies don't normally wear clothes

>>30707266
>quick
well, where would be the challenge there? She has something to prove, she'll find the best, and beat him into submission

>>30707276
It's a nice hat

>>30707260
But Applejack is worst pony.

>>30707276
I characterize her as "normal".
"hard-working" is also fine.

>>30707260
I beg to differ.

>>30707280
> i like characters that has no real fanbase because it makes me feel special

>>30707260
Don't be jealous of Appljacks hat.
>>30707289
See this guy knows.

>>30707282
But when the other ponies in the pic are wearing clothes, it creates that contrast. I don't know, I still like it.

>>30707307
Well, I guess you're a mainstream hipster casual autist.

>>30707295

Applejack can buck apples.

That's all there is to her.

Because she plays the "straight-man". She's there to be as boring as fuck, in order to make the other ponies look interesting by comparison.

I recognize the jumping filly's color scheme, but I cant put my finger on where from.

Suddenly the thread is best ship.

I am very okay with this.

>>30707326
Please stop making us who actually like Applejack look even worse.

>>30707336
How come whenever someone posts a .gif from this animation my browser lags as shit?

>>30707334
Well, you really seem to like the characters that are usually hated or just simply noone gives a shit about them. No offense.

>>30707341
I am also okay with it.

IF WE'RE GETTING ON FAVORITE PONE DICKS OUT AND SLAPPING EACH OTHER WITH THEM THEN HERE COMES THE MOTHERFUCKING MOECOCK.

GET YOUR HELMETS ON, LESS YOU WANT A CONCUSSION

>>30707341

Truly, the king of ships.

>>30707341
Rarijack? That ship hasn't sailed since Fall Weather Friends aired. It's all about the AppleDash now.

So, Applejack is the Imperial Guard of FiM.

>>30707341
You missed your TwiDash folder, but that ship is also good

daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>30707346
Eat shit.

>>30707341

>>30707244
But that's not even rainbow dash

what the fuck, this is some seriously autismal shit.

>>30707369
LOOK AT THE CUTE

LLLOOOOOKKK ATT ITT

>>30707336
I rather think of her as an indirect leader as supposed to Twilight. She keeps the group intact supporting everyone with reason and care. She's quite motherly and helpful, always busy trying to make everything better for everyone while working hard herself. If you have a friend like Applejack, you're pretty damn lucky. Maybe that is what makes her boring.

>>30707409
Autism?

THIS. IS. CANVAS!

I'll just leave this right here...

>>30707386
Thanks doc

>>30707386
I've actually grown to love this song.

>>30707363
Twist is hated because of her lisp, Snails because he's somewhat of a slow ditz canadian pony.

I just don't see anything wrong with either of that, sooo.. yeah.

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

>>30707435
This should have killed Rarijack, but I guess stupid ships are forever.

>>30707363
What did you expect from a hipster?

>>30705937

Dear Princess Celestia...

Today, I have learned that in order for the student to grasp all the lessons of friendship taught by the teacher, these newly attained skills must be put into actual practice against the teacher. Only after the student and the teacher clash can the student be enlightened by all that was taught her. Therefore, I have a request that no mentor may refuse. I, Twilight Sparkle, request that the final test of the lessons of friendship be conducted on the morrow in the arena. This is the only way that a student can obtain the ultimate answer to these lessons she has been taught through her years as a student.

Princess Celestia...

I challenge you to a duel.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Look at this.

Just... look...

>>30707412
Goodness, not so loud, please. We don't want to upset our friends in the middle of their discussion now, do we?

>>30707457
I don't understand why he can't post the original original unedited one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw

>>30707466
They were discorded, if you're going to use that as evidence, then surely when NOT being their opposite-selves, they should be tackling each other to make out?

>>30707466

>letting either of those episodes ruin anything

None of the ponies were themselves during that whole 2 parter, there was no worst pony and there were no sunk ships.

>>30707458
Is there even anyone else who likes Mrs. Cake?

>>30707457
The 10 hour version combined with YoutubeRepeat will make your life complete.

>>30707481
HEY FLUTTERSHY, DASH TOLD ME YOU HATE ALL LIVING THINGS!

>>30707434
Canvas?

>>30707496
Just people who can only get off to MILFs I guess

>>30707496
Obviously, or we wouldn't have fanart or porn of her now would we?
duhhh

>>30707476
Twilight would win if she manages to break past all of those limits and barriers Celestia put on her in Cutie Mark Chronicles to keep her from reaching her full power. At first it was for Twilight's safety. Then it was for her own.

If Twilight pushes past all the blocks Celestia has imposed, she will become the most powerful pony that ever existed.

>>30707513
http://canv.as

>>30707481
absolutely not. My apologies.

So, why is fluttershy so great? is it quite how wide her character's personality is? Is it how wonderfully her voice actor portrays her? perhaps its how its so rare to find a legitimately nice character these days? or perhaps its just how fucking cute she is.

I submit this query to the panel. dashfags, we do not need to talk about rainbow dash in this discussion, thank you

>>30707522
I thought you requested all the fanart, and wrote all the porn.
Duhh

>>30707513
canv.as

moot's other site.

http://canv.as/x/pony

>>30707531
Can Celestia win if everybody between ponyville and herself is enchanted and following Twilight into battle

>>30707505
Rainbow Dash said what?

Why would she say something like that? Everypone knows that I love every itty bitty little critter to pieces...
Are you certain she actually said that?

>>30707458
I think they have a bit of the cutest designs.
round squishy nose and cheeks, eee

>>30707546
SB and Krek draw her from time to time, Tess has her asktumblr (albeit somewhat on the down-side as of lately), yadda yadda...

Oh and there's the mrs cake fan group on dA

>>30707567
No, I just made it up, because I wanted to see you cry. But it doesn't change the fact that Angel hates you and only sticks for the free carrots.

>>30707576
Or, uh... "Pony MILF" group, to be precise.

>>30707576
>>30707590
Now I know everythin I ever wanted to know about Mrs. Cake.

What is the best repository for MLP;FiM fanfics? I'd imagine Squeak's stuff would be there, because his stuff on EqD is no longer being updated. Also, fanfiction.net is shit and the dreaded Wesdaaman has an account there.

Could anyone assist me?

Goddammit Rayo.

>>30707602
FiMFiction.com is pretty good

>>30707601
http://mrs-cake-lovers.deviantart.com/

>>30707531
>If Twilight pushes past all the blocks Celestia has imposed, she will become the most powerful pony that ever existed.

But isn't Celestia just Twilight from the future?

>>30707602
>dreaded wesdaaman

...who?

>>30707604
...why is she sleeping outside, during the day, while travelling?

>>30707590
> "Pony MILF" group
I shouldn't even be surprised by this shit anymore.

>>30707619

nap?

>>30707617

Why, the original creator of Griffy of course.

When you see it...

>>30707617
Author of the Griffy fanfics.

inb4 that :V pic

>>30707582
>No, I just made it up, because I wanted to see you cry.
Why in Equestria would you want to do something so mean? That's not very nice at all...
And Angel sticks around the house because he's a good boy. He's so helpful and kind; I don't know what I'd do without him.
Are you feeling alright today?

>>30707630
........who?

>>30707626
fair enough

>>30707604
Who's the wrist slasher pulling the cart?

Who is the best non-pone

>>30707636
Been away from the generals of late, eh? A series of so-bad-it's-almost-good fics about a pygmy griffon. Someone was going through them and sharing the best parts with us for a while, and he got a bit of ironic fanart.

>>30707620
People can't resist
that delicious
twin moon

>>30707636

inb4 Griffy flood.

TL;DR explanation: Some guy on DA created a mary sue pigmy griffon OC that all the ponies want to fuck.

>Canv.as
Looks like a nice place, I'll sign up
>Your facebook account
>Mandatory
>nope.jpeg
And I just lost my reaction picture folder. Fuck.

>>30707658
you mean that weirdass bird thing that everyone posts the linart of?

th..thats a thing? we didnt make it?

where are these stories?

>>30707562
She'd be able to dispel the enchantment unless Twilight is operating at her full potential.

>>30707667
In short, this is Griffy. That's all that need be posted.

Ciao!~

>>30707674

It's all on his deviant art. He is truly the literary genius of our time.

>>30707663
saggy cellulite ass

give me a young, taut pinkie pie ass you could bounce a bit off any day

>>30707654
Rayo. He is in love with Trixie.
http://rayodragon.deviantart.com/
http://rayo-and-trixie.deviantart.com/

>>30707696

god she's so cute

>>30707631

I DON'T SEE IT!

>>30707696
A wise decision.

>>30707633
I'm quite all right thank you. It just hurts me to see how naive you are...

But of course You must know what I'm talking about, am I right? You know every little dirty secret your friends have...

>>30707707
I would spend quite a bit of time with a pinkie pie plot

>>30707717

I agree, she's adorable.