Ponies

Pinkie Pie doing drugs

>>30684806
Dicks in every hole, forever.

Never trust an Anon thread.

>>30684806
ponies eat with knives and forks when you're not looking

>>30684806
Go to canv.as, bring something back.

why, i love ponies! they're a great topic!
what sort of colours are the best colours on a pony of your choice?

Why was Discord such an idiot?

>>30684790
It's allright, I'm just a little worried about you! There is a terrible illness, and I must examineee *cough* I mean examine you deeply, that you are healthy! Haha! Nothing suspicious, dear! Now hold still, and open your legs!

<--- it was sold for 2450 dollars.

>>30684828
BLACK AND DARK BLACK

SO THE PONIES CAN BE LIKE MY SOUL

twilight not shitting for five days, then letting it out over a cliff and teleporting to the bottom to catch it all on her chest.
aaaand go.

>>30684841

>Bronies

>>30684829
I thought he was pretty clever. He convicned Twilight that the elements of harmony were powerless and she had no friends.

>>30684841

Well that is cheap compared to that dreaded Rainbow Dash doll.

>>30684841
>sew one of those per week
>live like a king

>>30684829
oh fuck you

Marked!

>>30684841
I want one.

but I'd rather have 2500.

>>30684841
That's a nice doll, though.

I suggest we discus the personal opinions, of course best pony here...
Spike

>>30684841
Why would anyone pay 2450 dlls for that, why are white americans so fucking pathetic?

>>30684839
I KNEW IT.

>>30684841

YOU LIE. Really? 2 Gs? .....FUCK.

I'm probably late with this, but holy crap

>>30684841
I really like her mane.

>>30684839

névtelen8.jpg

Magyarok itt?

>>30684879
Disposable income.

2,450 might seem an awful lot to you. Not to people with a lot of money.

>>30684890

>>30684829
I'm JUST voicing my opinion,but I'm really disappointed with Discord....

Maybe It'd be better if he was....you know,INTIMIDATING,and kinda scary looking......

But whatever...*Sigh*

>>30660791
>>30660791
>>30660791
hey, ponies are on this poll
>they aren't winning

>>30684587
No, he's justified. I see where he's coming from. Especially given the sexual overtones I tend to lay into just about everything I draw, it's not unreasonable to say these are micro themed.

But I don't draw things to get off to them, personally. I don't have a micro fetish, but it's not like I'm limited to drawing my own fetishes.
Besides, it's basically impossible to get off to anything you've created.

Also fixed Snail's ears a bit.

>>30684892
Nem, mi utáljuk a fórcsont, pont ezért vesszük át az összes kibaszott idióta szokását a loherén.

>>30684876
>spin off about rarity the gem hunter
ALL.MY.MONEY.

>>30684841
I wonder if Hasbro is aware their toys are so ugly people are willing to spend 2.5 grand on homemade versions

>>30684883
YOU ASKED FOR IT!

>>30684892
Néha erre téved egy-kettő.

>>30684816
Pony drugs

Do they snort huge rails of pixie dust?
Did they sneak back with some Zecora jungle juice?

>>30684901
Way to drastically reduce the versatility of the picture by throwing on ugly red text.

>>30684890
You're late, yes. We're aware.

>>30684904
Of course they're not. This is in all honesty a mediocre show.

>>30684896
It's still a lot even if you earn six digits.

I find it kinda odd that they have changed the voice on Bonbon everytime... that feels a bit sloppy.

>>30684903
I will find the person who drew/wrote that thing. I will make them suffer deeply.

>>30684904
Good. It's nowhere near the best of all time.

>>30684911
probably

>>30684911
And yet people still buy the official ones as well.

>>30684890
are you talking about the alicorn in the back or are you talking about something else

>>30684896
Not that anon you quoted but...

But still...for a doll? I need more info on size and materials used.
I really, REALLY don't see myself spending that much for something with such little utility. Maybe a nice computer, or some new cooking gear but to for a plush fluttershy...

Dammit I need to learn to sew...there's money to be had there.

>>30684841
>>30684856
>>30684869

Well...it IS a very well made reproduction. I mean most crap doesn't even look like the show, but that's very good.

Makes me want to be able to make that shit myself, sell it for $2500.

>>30684903
Hey, I heard about this stuff! I think it's called . . . "Trolling" and lives under a bridge or something.

>>30684941
The Alicorn

>>30684903
>hurr durr all villains must be one dimensional brooding and evil like nightmare mewn

>>30684905
Hey Glitter, I'm too lazy to look for your thread on Fimchan, can you link it?

>>30684859
>sew one a week
>drive down value to a tenth of original due to logistical mechanics of supply and demand

>>30684912

>>30684926
It's a peculiar affliction, but nowhere near as bad as Caramel. That pony randomly changes race and gender.

>>30684952
Then yeah.

Ponies that are bedridden because they're sick are so cute it's not even funny.
And I only have two pictures of it. I need more.

>>30684966
I agree with the shark. I surely didn't ask or request this.

>>30684926
She is just a bg pony after all, i like her new voice.

>>30684906
>>30684912

A magyar szinkron. Megcsinálták az első kettő részt ha minden igaz.

"The horror, the horror."

More from the folks at canv.as

>>30684909
>Rarity spinoff
>you would watch it regardless of quality

>>30684915
Salt lick seemed to be pretty prevelant in Appleooza. I wonder if they'll trying to do an anti-drinking message with it at some point. Like with Pinky saying that you don't need salt lick to have a good time.

>>30684958
>never sew the same pony twice in the same fiscal quarter
>demand never goes down

Oh shit bro did I just blow your FUCKING MIND

>>30684921
It's less a finite amount and more an income - expenses thing. I've known people who didn't earn that much, but lived so cheaply, they threw money about at hobbies like confetti.

>>30684958
The people who bought the first couple would be pretty pissed by the time the 10th one was sold.

>>30684958

>guy who bought the first one for $2500 cries himself to sleep while I enjoy my delicious $50 one that's exactly the same

>>30684980
But deep in your heart there is a little evil Chistery that wants it, and enjoys it.

>>30684989
Meh? Link van esetleg?

>>30684957
It's past the bump limit, so it might be hard to find anyway.

http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/35935.html

>>30684876
Spike is best rainbow dash

>>30684926

maybe bonbon is a pony with a thousand voices.

>>30684942
I know it was 10 inches. You could manipulate the hair, but only by very little.
That's all the info I remember.

>>30685005
> implying women actually want to be raped
...

>>30684977
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

>>30684903
I know it's bait but...

I think the ability to instantly remove body parts speaks volumes for intimidation.

"Oh dear, Rarity! Your designs are quite well known to be breathtakingly beautiful. Sadly I lack the ability to sew, but I can certainly take your breath away."

And then she lacked lungs. A bad example since I can't into discord's speaking style. But still

>>30684905
So when are you going to draw them getting stepped on or sat on or spooged on.

It's not micro until you've done that.

>>30684980
You planted it in the general consciousness by talking about it.

Don't think about pink elephants.

>>30685009
You should do one of these for the pinkie cube

>>30684977

>>30684929
He disabled comments on this picture.

>>30684905
Snails takes his Flutterdoll to school.

All the kids make fun of him.

>>30685005
Naa, evil Chistery enjoy straight shipping

>>30685009
Thanks!

>>30685020
A research said that about 70% of women actually have a higher chance to have orgasms when raped.

>>30685037
>pony tumblr

guys i have the worst tootache can somebody post pony cuddling pony

its the only cure

>>30685057
sauce?

>>30685057
... "Research"?

>>30684915

Flower dust.

And, surprisingly, it's cannon.

also glitter are you gonna draw more Real Doll stuff?

because it'd be pretty funny to show that Pinkie's day literally doesn't changed - Mr and Mrs Cake don't even look twice that Pinkie is now a doll, and if anyone says anything about a moving doll they probably go and ask pinkie if she's seen it. I mean, stranger things have happened, right? I mean, remember that one party she held?

>>30685057
Source for that research!

>>30685038

colored version

>>30685052
Its just like that Rainbow dash kid Pizzaday was talking about the other day!

>>30685069
You know, when some old british dudes who think that they know everything about the human brain get together and write all kinds of bullshit and then stack it together and publish it. Research.

>>30685057
>A research said that about 70% of women actually have a higher chance to have orgasms when raped.

>>30684993
What if she was an international gem thief, whose next caper involves her trying to steal the legendary Pinkie Panther?

Now all we have to do is a find a silly enough pony to be Clouseau

>>30685031
I agree. He was effectively a chaos god walking among ponies. Even Celestia treated him like a big deal. He molded the entire world with a snap of his fingers.

If that's not intimidation, I don't know what is.

Oh wait, you wanted him to grow wolverine claws, eviscerate a couple of guards and then drink their blood, and talk about his dark past. Yeah. That's much better.

Who wants to see Flutter-rage again in season 2?

>>30685097
No one

>>30685088
I know WHAT it is, but that really screams [citation needed].

>>30685077
Thank you, this pleases my boner.

>>30684977
goddamn I would make an ill pony so much soup
and wrap them up in so many duvets

>>30685076
Not that guy, and only tangentially related. But apparently, in one study, 62% of women have rape fantasies, and at an average of four per year.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19085605

>>30685069

RAPE........FOR SCIENCE!

>>30684859
>Implying you could sew one of those fuckers a week.
That shit is crazy detailed yo.

>>30685097
I am fucking sick of Fluttershy breaking character for comedic value. It's more one-note than Rarity being dramatic.

>>30685096
Its so edgy and grimdark XD

>>30685057
Happened to all the women I raped. They can't press charges if they orgasm.

>>30685032
>So when are you going to draw them getting stepped on or sat on
Never
>or spooged on
Depends on how Big Mac plays his cards I guess

>>30685052
>Snails takes his Flutterdoll to school.
>All the kids make fun of him.
Fluttershy consoles him after school.

>>30685074
>also glitter are you gonna draw more Real Doll stuff?
I'm mildly weirded out that everyone is calling them real dolls.
But yeah I guess so.
Meanwhile here's some Pinkie with Mr. Cake. Among other things.

>>30684841
AMERICA!!@&($#&(*$#)(*#&()#$@&*)$##%^!%&#@%&^!%@#&%!#

>>30685116

>>30685112
...
It would be you to bring that up.
The universe works in wonderfully scary ways sometimes.

Anyways that's sort of hot...

>>30685077
Sick ponies?

>>30685116
> Scientist Pony
> ... Rape?

>>30685005

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLVP_g_Nn3w

Ezen a want it, need it sem segítene.

>>30683633

>>30685097
We only need jokes to happen once, thank you.

Same reason we don't need any more flat-hair Pinkie.

>>30685120
Oh come on. There's no way that could take more than 15 hours of work for an experienced seamstress.

>>30685137
It's interesting. First heard it on a completely unrelated board, had to look it up for myself. I had no idea.

>>30685146
Oh, oh god, my heart.

>>30685147
>don't need more flat-hair pinkie
I wouldn't mind them exploring her character a bit more

>>30685112
Let's be realistic though. A rape fantasy is so different from an actual rape that they're hardly even comparable.
Rape fantasies and play rape between consenting partners are basically just rough sex and lots of pinning (or light bondage), while actual rape is more about violence and power, and often involves lots of bleeding, broken bones, object rape causing permanent damage, mutilation, and even murder. It's largely about inflicting emotional and physical pain.

Plus I guarantee you, they're not fantasizing about the kind of guys who would be rapists in real life.

>>30685139
Not sick ponies.
Bedridden ponies.
And searching bed on ponibooru doesn't give me the results I want.
I don't have any more.

>>30685112
Rape fantasy =/= want to be raped.

>>30685160
Its a one time gag but they do like crazy ponies.

>>30685165
Fantasy rape is pretty hot
real rape isn't, at all

PSG/MLP crossover chap here.

Just wanted a quick, minor opinion on something: What if I had the introduction like the opening of most episodes of PSG, with a brief narration, but rather than Garter, it's Twilight that's giving it?
Upon actually getting into the story, it'll turn out to be Twilight writing in some journal or something.

>>30685165
Me, I'm just into impregnation / breeding. I really only want to get married to another man, though.

It's ... complicated.

>>30685173
Aww.

>>30684929
>>30684950
>>30684953
>>30685031
http://dark-eclipsexrayo.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-Discord-Is-A-Fail-258430145

>>30685143

>>30685160
I think there are just many avenues to explore her character. I'd rather go some where new than a note-for-note retred of Party of One or Best Night Ever.

>We don't even have a topic so we'll just randomly select it now

There's a point where this needs to stop, horsefuckers.

>>30685057

Times being what they are, there probably is a support group for rapists that cant get their victims to orgasm then.

"I dunno doc, not one orgasm whatever i do........ Should i beat them more?...Less?.... God, i feel so inadequate."

>>30685186

>rape

>>30685165
Of course. That's why it says tangentially related.

>they're not found about the kind of guy who would be rapists in real life

Wow there, bro. Rapists aren't weird creepy stalkers that jump out of bushes at night and rape a woman as they're walking to their car. More often than not they're somebody the victim knows. Boyfriends, for example.

You can't tell who's going to be a rapist and who isn't.

>>30685183
Yes! Do that!
Maybe Celestia or Spike as alternate Narrators, though.

>>30685195
Umad.

>>30685180
>Fantasy rape is pretty hot
>real rape isn't, at all
Yep. That's the long and short of it, really.
It's why most rape fantasy porn is more about girls blushing and squeaking in embarrassment than being punched into unconsciousness or lying there with a dead, vacant look on their face.
I mean, I'm sure that shit exists, but it's way less common than some anime girl struggling weakly and going KYAAAA~

>>30685194
But *why* she got so crazy depressed would be interesting to know. It doesn't have to be played for laughs (Though obviously it's a comedy and would still be primarily funny, but that doesn't have to be where it's coming from)

>>30685154
Now we need fanart of Rarity making cuddly ponies of her friends for the rest of Ponyville without them knowing. And trying to get Applejack to stand out more when her doll isn't selling so well.

>>30685214
Im sure you can see the rape coming if you are friend of Deafdefiler.

>>30685052
sounds like a attempt to find the actual owner for her, thinking that she was just sorta dumped on the wayside.

>>30685186
I thought you liked playing at this fantasy.

>>30685221
>It doesn't have to be played for laughs

Then wat.

>>30685237
he wants it grimdark and edgy

>>30685190

Kövesd vissza a linkeket ha nézed.

By the way.

What are we talking about?

>>30685214
>>they're not found about the kind of guy who would be rapists in real life
That's not even what I said, man. "They're not found about"?

I was talking more about the psychotic mentality than looks, anyway. But I'm sure if you thumbed through mugshots of rapists it wouldn't be a Gorgeous George lookalike competition.

>>30685237
terror?

>>30685247

[Insert the clown rape joke here.]

>>30685215
>"Ponyville: A town where love and friendship fly freely."

>>30685247
Imagine donald duck raping porky pig.

>>30685143
What the? I mean... Mi a? De, de? BUT WHY?

Someone will get a ball stomped on. I'll find those that are responsible for this atrocity and end their lives after I raped their women and gutted their children and burned down their houses.

I like Rarity
she's gorgeous

what's your favorite pony, anon?

>>30685247
You're just mad because you got molested by your Mexican uncle and we didn't and when we joke about it you think of that horrid night and it like makes you sad and shit, but we never had a Mexican uncle so rape is funny.

>>30685247
You can't spell Drape without rape!

Rape is very bad, par murder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trf002vigUA

This intro so superior to all other versions it isn´t even funny
And damn is it catchy! and I don´t even speak italian

>>30685160
There's plenty of Pinkie character stuff.
It's not her hairstyle change makes her a different character.

>>30685266

This is Hasbro, official stuff not fandub.

>>30685264
Well, that's obvious!
Guy on guy rape or men being raped in general is funny to everyone!

>>30685270
>e-mail field

>>30685223
This could work. And while Rarity isn't as powerful as Twilight when it comes to magic, I'm sure she could find a way to bring them to life.

You could take that story to numerous places. Explore what she thinks about her friends as she makes their dolls, or explore the characters that collect them.

>>30685267

Applejack, Rarity is my number 2.

>>30685275

they could have picked better clips to make the montage. it looks like they just pulled crap out of the show at random

the song is nice though

I love the look on Misses Cakes face here. She's just put loads of effort into making those cupcakes the best she can, even throwing in an extra cake for free. Because, you know, Twilight is one of Pinkie Pies best friends and Cake wants to impress her.

But then Twilight just fucks them all up, and Cake's all like "Ugh, why the fuck did I even bother?"

>>30685280
this shit always gets me..

>>30685270
I have never seen a mexican in all my life.

>>30685266

Nem fan szinkron, hivatalos. :D

Metroban lehet megvenni a DVD-t, de nem HD.

canv.as is actually a bit slow.

>>30685264
Donald Duck rape is my fetish. My ex-girlfriend didn't want us to use my Donald Duck costume in the lovemaking. And there's only so much a man can take. We broke up two weeks after I brought up the costume. That doesn't mean I didn't use it while making love to her, though.

>>30685267
I like Pinkie she is pink

>>30685267
Twilight Sparkle.
Mages as main characters are rare, and a rarity that they're grumpy mages surrounded by cheery cohorts. Even rarer still that they aren't instantly converted to the same cheery demeanor of his/her companions after an episode or two

>>30685267
Pinkie Pie

neeeeeeeeeeed to draw

>>30685274
Neither can you spell sour grape without sour rape.
And grapes are delicious.

>>30685317
Dude. That's not funny.

My brother died that way.

>>30685071

Where's that from?

>>30685323

I thought the mage was always the grumpy one

>>30685237
>>30685246
character development, nothing else
they don't have to play everything for laughs, so long as they're still detailing it in a humorous situation

>>30685290
The E-mail field has nothing to do with Mexican uncles molesting children in their backyards.

>>30685283
So Hasbro proves once again that they hate money.

What's the news?

Can we talk about something else that isnt rape?

>>30685314
>Fox Kids

I nostalgia'd so hard I accidentally swallowed my can of Vimto

>>30685221
I think they explored that well in the show. 1st, her friends take GREAT steps to avoid her and stay away from her parties, all the while lying to her face and not giving her a reason. She begins to search for a reason, but Pinkie Pie's mind moves VERY fast and jumps to conclusions quickly and assuredly (look at the first episode, how she came to a conclusion about Twilight that took 20 steps in the span of a second). She jumped to the conclusion that they hated her.

Her most trusted and valued friends, hating her. All she ever did was want to hang out and see them smile. And they lied to her. Betrayed her.

That was so traumatic that her mind deceived her into inventing new friends in order to protect her from that psychological blow. The thought of the betrayel was so traumatic that she cracked in order to protect herself from reality as it she saw it.

>>30685267
I like Dash
she is the prettiest pony

>>30685322
I liked Pinkie Pie when she was pink. I don't like the new colour.

>>30685326
Something I wanted to see forever, if you would kindly listen, is Pinkie Pie in the throes of a sugar rush

>>30685351
Ah, just beat me. I could if you'd like.

>>30685334
Official German comic (translated, obviously)

>>30685267
I.can´t.decide!!!

>>30685350

Rarity should play Minecraft!

>>30685223
Scootaloo would buy every single damn Dash doll.

>>30685337
(S)he usually is. But there's always the episode which is basically "Chill the fuck out, grumpy mage character, and be happy like the rest of us!"

After that the mage usually mellows out and isn't as wonderfully grumpy anymore

>>30685230
so what

are you going for snails twsit shipping end or soemthing

>You know, I still don't know why you kept her around
>Because nobody else wanted her

>>30685350
But she is not autist, in that case fluttershy is the one who should play

>>30685367
>calling it soccer
You damn Amerilards

>>30685371
Funny you should say that...

>>30685375
Weaver. Do this picture now. Preferable with an unhappy ending where Scootaloo sits with her Dash toys and cry.

>>30685367
Those hind legs. My god.

>>30685355
well, duh, but normal people don't do that

I'm going to be completely honest here, I just want a flashback episode filled with filly pinkie.

> football

They can use all of their legs.
Oh my god!

>>30685375
Well, until RD gets into an accident and gets a scratch on her knee, and Rarity recalls the entire batch to make the 'correction' on her facsimilles.

why does everyone hate twist, anyways? is it the curly red hair? the lisp? the glasses? all of these things put together?

because she doesn't really bother me

>>30685313

>>30685366
I assume you're the kind fellow that's been doing the manual marking so far? Throw me an email with a 4chan time to delete it at.
Probably no-one wanting to steal it, but I've lost it in transfer before, so now I'm a bit paranoid.

I can't take the subtle hint of not purely posting images to reach imagelimit faster because I am new here and don't know normal threads reach around 400~ posts per 152 images.

Also, Trixie is best pony.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/season-2-episode-7-scarlet-fetter.html

>Synopsis: While selling clothes Rarity has rough encounter with a strange stallion and has difficulty telling her friends about it

WHAT

Does anyone have that link with all the different downloads?

i has appl

>>30685223
I like this idea, it is super cute and much better than the Unknown Force turning them into dolls.

>>30685412
and some can use their wings,

>>30685442
Finally the rape episode we've all been waiting for.

>>30685411
Oh yes they do. Pinkie just did it faster. Isolation will cause hallucination of, effectively, imaginary friends. It's a basic human need to connect. People may react to it differently, and at different speeds. Pinkie's mind just works 10 times faster than the average one.

>>30685442
Should be "It's human time!"

>>30685442

>>30685442
RAPE! RAPE EVERYWHERE!

WHAT THE HELL, MAN.

>>30685432
>Sweetie_belle_really_like_her_MANE.mp4

Naw but honestly she's cute.

Requesting the twilight in the molestia stance picture

>>30685442

I don't know how to feel about this

>>30685445
ponyarchive.org?

>>30685442

>blogger: page not found

>>30685367
How is this official, it's awful, hind legs don't even bend that way

>>30685472
Maybe you can try to open the fake link.

>>30685267
Rarity.
I love her personality, her fabulousity, her voice, the fact that she is gorgeous and think she is one of the best types of friends that you can have.

Twilight is number two and thanks to the latest episode I really think she could threaten Rarity's position.

>>30685460
>10 days of no contact
pff, I've done that

>>30685442
>MFW everyone think this is true

>>30685267
Gilda, because of her pretty eye markings.

>>30685442
A Rarity episode having to to do with Bad Touch?

This is uncanny.

After a couple of hours watching it trickle down to the bottom of-
>>30685351
Wow.
I'm slow/

>>30685442
gee i wonder what kind of jokes will come out..

>>30685432
I think Twist is the cutest filly in the show but that's just me.

>>30685478

ahahaha
guess i've had enough to smoke

>>30685442
Ahaha.
Almost got me anon almost got me.

See you guys after the new episode.

>>30685367

Oh those wacky Germans!

>>30685432
Stupid fucking plot device piece of shit who abandoned her friend. It just so happens her lisp is also really annoying.

>>30685473
It doesn't have them in .avi format

>>30684841
>>30684841

woah, that´s really well done, sauce DA or something?

>>30685442
>404 link

yeah

uh

requesting another sause

>>30685442
TOO MANY RARITY EPISODES HOLY CRAP

>>30685442
My head will explode if this is real, fuck discord, this is my kind of season 2

>>30685442
I can't believe I fell for that.

>>30685520

she didn't abandon apple bloom, apple bloom abandoned HER

>>30685442
fuck you got me

>>30685528
it's fake

>>30685267
rocky i mean just look at him he can confront dash and shit

>>30685528
Its fake idiot...

so the guy who wanted this is gone eh?
>>30685022
sorry about falling asleep

>>30685267
Applejack. She has such beauty in simplicity and the sexiest voice. Easily I would marry her.

>>30685544
rocks that stand up to Dash get killed

>>30685544
Dash killed Rocky, haha.

>>30685442
>>Synopsis: While selling clothes Rarity has rough encounter with a strange stallion and has difficulty telling her friends about it

That's not a real episode synopsis, is it?

>>30685534
Nope, Twist was going to go to the party without Applebloom.

>>30685544
>implying Tom isn't better.
Bitch he almost killed some of the mane cast

>>30685542
My dreams, ruined, oh well, more cmc i guess

>>30685552
Silly anon, you can't marry a pony

>>30685544
>Implying Dash didn't murder him for calling her a chump.

>>30685559
ITT: People cant open links.

>>30685544
Dash is a murderer

>>30685544
RockyxMrTurnip OTP

>>30685584
Well no one can open THAT link.
I need that smug pic of Fluttershy Faceless always uses.

>>30685572
And yet Rocky gets all the bitches.

>>30685601
this?

>>30685590
I have no idea what are you talking about.

>>30685593
>pomf

I am strangely OK with this, when I know I should not be.

>>30685615
No, the one that's kind of...wide.

>>30685606
How can a clone be twice removed?
Also, Rocky calling Tom a chump is great.

>>30685632
If it ain't this one then I'm clueless.

>>30685606
>>30685593
>>30685572
>>30685544
This fucking thread

>>30685627
Getting upset at sonic crossovers would make us as bad as the idiots who come in here complaining their manly FPSs keep getting "ruined" by having ponies drawn of them.

>>30685654
>I am laughing my ass offing the fuck out of my balls right now

This?

>>30685669
weren't you here when it happened?

Guys.

GUYS.

Twilight saw Fluttershy snap a bear's neck. Then she ran off. As far as she knows, she just witnessed Fluttershy murder a bear.

>>30685692
She's just going to keep quiet about that.

>>30685689
Dunno.


Oh yeah, another chapter was added to Friendship is Kinky earlier.

>>30685692
And her reaction was "great, she finally grew a pair". The odd woodland creature murder obviously isn't too out of the ordinary for ponies.

What

>>30685692
So what? My Little Pony is pretty much Desperate Housewives by now. Everyone's murdered or covered up a murder at this point.

>>30685692
And all she said about it was that Fluttershy stopped being a scaredypony. Twilight is okay with bearmurder.
Does this mean bearmurder is okay in Equestria? This shit's fucked up.

>>30685692
One of the reasons I didn't care for the pacing of this episode.

>>30685670
No, not that.

>>30685544
he gave his life standing up to that monster he is an hero

the fuck

>>30685722
So if i become Dash best friend she will share her flutterbitch with me? Sing me up!

>>30685722
>That way Fluttershy is sitting.
My boner has officially been confused.

New Topic.

Kneesocks is the best pony.

am I reading?

>>30685740
>he is an hero
but he didnt commit sudoku

>>30685740
He was the hero Equestria deserved.

>>30685756
I agree, Celestia is a pretty cool pony.

>>30685757
Didn't they just say the lake was too far away?
And then Twilight walked... I don't even want to think about it.

>>30685761
He'll still get his 42 pebbles though.

>>30685756
wrong.
Twilight is best pony

>>30685756
>implying Doom isn't the best pony

>>30685756

Nope. Scout is best pony.

>>30685775
she raises the sun and doesnt afraid of anything

>>30685775
She raises the sun and doesn't afraid of anything

>>30685632
the one with the grin from Bird in the Hoof

So that little plush was sold for 2000!? Would anyone buy one if I made of that butch Griffin? ...Glenda? Shoot, forgot her name.

>>30685788
>>30685790
Commander Shepard is best pony

>>30685791
>>30685800
doesn't afraid of anything mind

>>30685757
Aww, I thought they were going to excite each other to the point that they were literally swimming in their own juices.
After the flower powder, nothing would surprise me.

>>30685805
?

>>30685791
>>30685800

She was afraid of Discord.

>>30685805
No, it's a drawing, not a screenshot.

Jack Black is best pony

>>30685809
Gilda.

And Roogna or Pacce might, since they're her only fans.

>>30685805
this one? (maybe without captions)

>>30685757
>Lake is too far away but they go there anyway.
>Rainbow Dash can make it rain and yet they're still going to the lake.

Dear Princess Celestia.
I think I'm actually un-learning things the longer I stay in Ponyvillle.
Your dyscyple
Twiglet Sprinkle.

>>30685832
He deactivates lazors whit his dick and doesn't afraid of anything

Horse is best pony.

Has anyone here actually been to Lesbia before?

>>30685840
>Twilight fails a spell
>it makes her unlearn everything she's learned about friendship
>rest of the mane have to recover her memory

So /co/, what's your favorite pony comic?

No seriously what the fuck am I reading?

>>30685873
That one and i dunoo maybe sight for really sore eyes

cmc are best pony

>>30685873
This one.

>>30685857

>>30685873
A recent favorite.

>>30685756
Eh, she's OK.

>>30685873
This one.

>>30685873
Awesome wrap up

Ultimately, the problem I perceive in Lesson Zero is poor progression. It takes a quarter of the episode to get Twilight Sparkle started, a quarter for her to get frazzled beyond repair, and the other half deals with her crazy plan and its fallout. To contrast with a similarly themed episode by the same author, Party of One devotes nearly three quarters of the episode to lead up to Pinkie Pie's breakdown. Pinkie also gets plenty of interaction with the supporting cast while building towards her conclusion; Twilight is rather passive during her jaunt. This is likely part of the intention for Lesson Zero; she's having conniptions because she can't find anyone that needs her assistance, but it has the effect of giving the appearance that she's barely trying. She doesn't even drop in on all her friends before snapping. I feel it would have served the story better if the episode had demonstrated Twilight exhausting all avenues of help around Ponyville first; a comedic display of everyone having their best day ever would have contrasted more prominently with her dilemma.

>>30685873
That one.

Maybe the fluffy one with Discord being Q.

>>30685722
why does applejack not have water, when she runs a farm, which surely requires irrigation

why does dash not have water, when she runs the fucking weather patrol
if it's too hot, she can goddamn change it

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

>>30685903
I think the build up took too long. There were no pay-offs to watching her be relatively okay, but there were so many pay offs once she snapped that it was only after that when I started to enjoy what I was watching.

>someone asks for draw requests
>can't think of anything

That feel.

>>30685757
what
I


what?
but... in order to solve the problem that the lake was too far away and they needed a drink now, they WENT TO THE LAKE AND THEN MADE IT RAIN AT THE START SO THEY COULD SLIDE THERE

THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY
SENSE
AT
ALL

>>30685578
>T-virus Ponies
I can get behind this idea.

>>30685935
I fucking hate that feel.

>>30685931
Hello, next vector.

>>30685873
I remember laughing at this reference when I first saw it.

>>30685873

>>30685882
>"oh right"
I laughed

>>30685882
>rape

>>30685960
>Those Pinkie Eyes

>>30685934
same i just wanted her to spend the whole episode being insane and making goofy faces

>>30685889

>>30685882
>bizzaro BigMac with a green plough collar and a strange Germanic accent
>Twilight with a hat
>Applejack without a hat
>backpacks
>Spike wearing a cape and unconscious in the last panel

>>30685882
Why do I imagine this having a Horse-tel ending?

>>30685882
Okay I get that most people are lazy but still...
I mean seriously what the fuck is happening there?

>>30685960
Damn, I literally just watched that episode.

Gonna paint that wagon, gonna paint it fine
Gonna use a led based paint, because the wood is pine!

>>30686019
I honestly think the people making these are trying to make them as nonsensically bad as possible

I don't understand how you could actually think of these storylines

Team fortress 2 is the cancer killing ponies.

>>30686019
AJ and Twi need wheat for some reason
Not Big Macintosh gives them some
Spike is a vampire

>>30686041
Who still plays TF2?

>>30686045
>vampire

Is that his cape from Owl's Well?

>>30686045
But

Applejack lives on a farm

that actually does grow wheat


why doens;t she just you kniw

go iinto her own back yard and get some

>>30686058
I need my hats man

>>30686041

>>30686065
Yes but look at him in the last panel.

>>30686058
Sophisticated hat collectors.

>>30686023
I don't remember the cowboy that showed up in the ep.

Was it lee van cleef or yule brenner?

>>30686079
What is this new devilry?

Im going to trade mark AJ hat hasbro never use it anyway.

>>30686070
Considering that's supposed to be Big Macintosh (or his evil swedish twin), it probably IS her back garden.

>>30686097
Shit you can put images on, it works extacly as vanilla melee weapon for class holding it.

>>30686083
Yeah, they turned him horizontally and closed his eyes.

I was under the impression that this wasn't fan art, but some actual "professional" comic for children that was released in Germany by Hasbro or some subsidiary. Like that little comic that came with the american toys.

That means they could have been using models from the show.

Also, do we have a name for the Big Mac recolor?

I'm going to call him Barleycorn.

>>30686097
Decals can be added to certain items.
Also: Pony-created headwear.

>>30685900
Seriously, I don't get this comic....

>>30686118
>Also, do we have a name for the Big Mac recolor?

I Can't Believe It's Not Big McIntosh

>>30686118
BarleycornxTwi is my new OTP.

>>30686151
Second.

>>30686118
Large Mike?

>Also, do we have a name for the Big Mac recolor?
Whopper.

naptime

>>30686172
>BRILLIANT.jpg

>MLP official Facebook page posts "What's your favorite flavor of cupcake?"
>everybody answers "Rainbow Dash"
I'm so fucking tired of that fanfiction you have no idea.

>>30686172
That's just too perfect.

>>30686211
No... This is not true...

>>30686211
how about some MUFFINS?

>>30686211
I wish I was that clever.

>>30686211
>bronyfags

>>30686172

oh god

>>30686172
Changing my vote to this.

>>30686234
Who drew this?

>>30686211
And it will never ever ever stop.
Ever.
And it's all Deafdefiler's fault.

>>30686211
DO YOU GET IT
THEY REFERENCES CUPCAKES
HA HA HA

>>30686232

>>30686271
the same guy who did apple.mov flash

Am I too late for the 152 get?

>>30686276

But why? He is not the retard who write that crap.

>>30686276
>Double-D's fault
>not sprinkles

i dont follow

>>30686211
my aunt made these chocolate cupcakes that she stuck the thing inside and injected it with frosting, filled it with frosting all inside the cupcake throughout
so good

>>30686289
though, being fair, if the cupcake did taste like Rainbow Dash, I'd eat the fuck out of it and even share it with her