ur a faget

WHICH PONY WOULD BE YOUR NOBLE STEED

>>30670099
>hating people based on their sexuality
hi nathan

>>30670079
Heading towards their execution, most likely.

>>30670120

Celestia obviously.

the only one big enough for a human to ride.

>>30670120
griffy

>>30670120
Applejack.

Taking quickie writing requests.

No sex, no weird shit.

HARD MODE: something involving Rarity, Dash, or Pinkie. I've never written for them.

>Twilight and Dash have 40 seconds of interaction

DELICIOUS TWIDASH FUEL

>>30670160
Is Celestia a pony or a horse, I never got that, she's a lot bigger than all the other ones

>riding ponies

Terrible things are headed to this thread.

What if pony went back in time and learn kung fu from T-Rex?

>>30670172
Pinkie pie have to visit her family after a long fucking time.

Wait, I just realized someone's missing.

...Where did we leave Mito?

meanwhile, spreading through stalliongrad

>>30670150

get out of her Lauren, nobody wants to see you're stupid self insert mary sue OC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4wh4FnwiAg

>>30670187

Make this in pony version!

>>30670172
Something about Rarity trying to teach Sweetie Belle to design things. After she leaves the room, Sweetie Belle starts to sing. Rarity comes in and tries to come to terms with the obvious fact that Sweetie Belle will not be following in her 'hoof'steps.

>>30670197
Well there's a thought.

BRB.

>>30670180

She's an alicorn.

>>30670120
Celestia.

We would be totally awesome together.

>Both wear sunglasses
>So cool the sun freezes over

>>30670179

BEST AESTHETIC EVER

>>30670220
Second.

Hey /co/, do you have a waifu?

That feel when loomis doesn't help you draw women's bodies enough so you can draw yourself more pony based cheesecake

So I found this dress last night after skimming through just about every episode...
Also, I've noticed like every background dress I've seen in Rarity's shop has that head gear.

>>30670214
Don't forget the Riefensthal classic, Triumph of the Will

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbEEQxtnkHE

>>30670240
Twilight
Although im sure she'd disagree

>>30670180

she is a pony.

she is just not a "little pony"

the micehorse that twilight made are an example of a horse.

>>30670240

Waifus are for turbonerds who can't handle how kick butt reality is.

Needless to say yes I do.

>>30670240
>2011
>Having Waifus.
Oh please.

>>30670242

>>30670264
That outfit is a little weird for dem ponies!

I still don't know how to feel about the Star Wars ending.

>>30670240
Nope.
>My waifu

>>30670240
I do not have a waifu as I am not a weeaboo.

>>30670264
Brildes confimred for bondage gear tier

i mean that thing has hearts on it

it'd be hard to deny what it's used for

>>30670293

Happy that the writers can do an in joke without jizzing all over the place about it?

What if we cut Pinkie Pie and Braeburn in half, and sewed the right half of Braeburn to the left half of Rainbow Dash, brought them back to life with magic and let them loose into ponyville.

>>30670240
Yes.
But she's In no way related to My Little Pony

>>30670240

> a waifu

Short answer: no.

Long answer: I don't really understand nor want to understand the concept behind this word.

>>30670318
she's not trying to hide what it's for

whacha thinkin about

>>30670179

Don't underestimate 40 seconds in this format, it's like 10% of the show.

>>30670293

i thought it was the best way to end a 2 part episode where they defeat a star trek villain.

>>30670349
ponies

>>30670349
Oh nothing. Just music stuff.

>>30670342
So we'd have two halves of Pinkie, half a Braeburn, and 1.5 Rainbow Dashes?

>>30670318
I believe almost everything in Ponyville has hearts on it.

...so, what would it be used for?

>>30670349
My math exam tomorrow.

>>30670386
thinkin about what you'd do to ponies?

>>30670350

That's not how math works you Gentoo!

>>30670349
I'm thinking about how much more attractive you'd be if you were a guy.

>>30670349
Where Mito went.

I guess back to ponychan.

>>30670370

> Celestia
> Purple

Hasbro why so inaccurate?

>>30670420
Mito went to the same place that Nathan and Dinofag went. Anonymous land.

>>30670350

>>30670156

I put up Envy's art because I was just clarifying that it was fat pony request time. That's all, didn't meant to cause any confusion.

>>30670287
All these dresses look weird for ponies!
It's like fancy bondage gear.

>>30670412
take a nap, I guess

>>30670348

you know thinking about the bridals a little bit too much...

If you consider the position ponies usually have sex in, technically the saddle counts as both a thing to hold onto and possibly a general area to rest the upper body of the male

>ponysimulatorV40.jpg

>>30670349
Whether the Pies would be happy to see Pinkie after ten years of her not calling, not writing, not visiting.

>>30670412
STOP IT

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

>>30670424

I love how the damn commercial has a regular Celestia fly by then they show off the wrong one as the toy.

MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY

>>30670349
Stuff.

>>30670444
Right next to the farm in the country side? Where my Skippy went?

>>30670349
This rape fic that I'm writing.

>Read the "Rainbow Factory" fic
>MFW

>>30670460
Stallions bite, that's how they hold on

>>30670463
She leave them because they dont want to party anymore but she is feelings guilty.

>>30670481
Again, sorry for mis reading your response. I think that's the second time I've done that to you.

>>30670415
What are you, an abacus?

Past Sins will become canon and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

>>30670350
>Don't underestimate 40 seconds in this format, it's like 10% of the show.

>40 seconds of a 22 minute show equals 10%

Thanks anon, you made Twilight cry.

>>30670497
>guilt

Oh yeah. That's definitely in there.

>>30670483
What happens in it, I dont read fanfiction

>>30670476
Master race stuff?

>>30670481
>rape
Hello to you too, Semi.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
What is a waifu?

>>30670522
Soylent Green, but with rainbows and failure pegasi.

take your pinky finger

swirl it around inside your belly button

now smell it

>>30670485
so in otherwords bridals is how colts achieve getting balls deep into a mare and staying there

nice to know i guess

>>30670483
"Your eyes are so pretty"

"Worse than Cupcakes" my asshole

>>30670543
You are

>>30670538
>implying Dash isn't into that kind of thing

I thought it was amusing that the pony that kept the doll in the end was a guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8uXxvl9K-s
We need a harry ord pony to serve Celestia loyally.

>>30670546
>lolgrimderp fic

I bet its on EqD.

>>30670549
Whatya know, I pulled out a M14. Maybe I should find you and prove the leads existence to you personally.

>>30670507
>>30670483
>Fanfiction
You guys should know better by now.

>>30670582
>my exact reaction to every fluttershy scene ever

Didn't have a chance to discuss this on /co/ but:

Did you guys think a lot of the gags were references to something else (Fallout rainboom, "deal w/ it", creepy Twilight faces, etc.) regarding the fanbase itself or was it all just coincidences that worked well with the episode in question?

Various boards seem to think they were pandering to the fandom whereas others believe that's bullshit and I'm wondering what the consensus on /co/ is.

>>30670577
Well go write Dash raping or having rough sex with Fluttershy then.

>>30670242
>>30670242
>>30670242
>>30670242
DFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

HOW CAN I DRAW FUTANARI RARITY IF I CAN'T INTO SHOULDERS AND HIPS

>>30670468
Don't you want to be up on that cloud, spooning her from behind? Your face buried in her beautiful mane? Lightly kissing her neck?

>>30670546
See now sometimes I joke to myself about how the rainbow factories are Cloudsdale's sewage treatment plants but this is just stupid

>>30670613
Nah. This series is all secondary and background characters.

>>30670605
Uh, no, they weren't pandering at all.

The biggest change has come from them ditching the E/I rating. Now we can have PONIES BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER AND ALSO BEARS.

>>30670613
>encouraging him

>>30670577
Probably not in the way you're thinking.

>>30670569
but mio is fluttershy

>>30670628
>spooning
no
>hugging
yes

>>30670643
Well that fic dont have to be part of that serie.

>>30670616
Try some Hogarth.

Yeah it's a sausage-fest but the principles are the same and the dude loves his shoulder muscles.

>>30670533
Yes Rarity, master race stuff.

>>30670569
.
.
.
.
.
.
Interesting.

Shipping Twilight with anyone other than Cheerilee doesn't really make sense.

Look at all the time they've spent together.

>>30670628
this is not the time

Am I the only one who thinks that Luna's character will be a spoiled brat?

somebody draw me a pony looking like a needle guy from hellraiser

>>30670656
>implying I wasn't thinking in that way of thinking

>>30670671
I'm sorry, but I'm not taking requests at the moment. Maybe later I'll write your Dash rape fic request.

>>30670616
>>30670616
pay someone with talent to do it for you

>>30670150
Lauren-pony in a suit is incredibly adorable. I'm tempted to declare her OC my waifu, for the bizarreness of it.

>>30670240
As far as I'm concerned, "waifu" is a weeaboo way of saying "pony that I want to hug the most".

Hey SB, you here?
took pics like you wanted

>>30670605
I'm thinking just coincidences. At most, someone on the show might be a fan of the Deal With It meme. But at the same time, sunglasses work pretty well on Dash.
I don't think they were pandering at all. Bronies just twist anything into what they want to hear. Kinda like how they still think Lauren still works on the show and pester her to put their OCs and stories into it.

Hey /co/ If you could have one game have an official crossover with FiM, what would it be?

>>30670749
Mass effect

>>30670749
Mass Effect. Not for the space opera. Just the date simulator.

I am a lazy fuck to read the beginning of the Thread.
What are we talking about now?

Thank you in advance.

>>30670749
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
If not, then Diablo 3OH WAIT A MINUTE THAT ALREADY HAPPENED

>looking for that one lineup of humanized ponies to show a friend
>this comes up
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
well whatever it is i don't know why i saved it
but i did and now its saved

>>30670749

capcom vs.

i love me some fighting game.

>>30670749
Mass Effect.

>>30670772
>Bioware
Maybe if you want to have sex with your awfully written pony waifu

>>30670605
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Apophenia

They see it because that's what they want to see

>>30670749
Need I say more?

>>30670749
Rune Factory.
Waifus and apple bucking, all day long.

>>30670747
Yes, thank you. That's really cool.

>>30670749
Pikmin.

>>30670749

>one game
>crossover

Uhh I dunno? A monster rancher game with ponies sounds interesting. Instead of the normal monsters, it spits out a either an earth, pegasus or unicorn pony with randomly generated stats, colors and cutie marks and you make the little fuckers fight in the arena.

>>30670780
Everyone is pretending to be waifufags as part of the thick layers of irony in MLPG.

>>30670742
Cuddles and hugs master race.

Lovefags are shit tier.

>>30670749
Silent Hill or Mass Effect

>>30670788
KILL IT WITH SOMETHING THERMONUCLEAR

quick question, what happened to dash's voice?

>>30670813
I would like to change my statement to this.
>>30670826

>>30670813

>>30670643
So, time to Socratic Method the mystery pony into the light:

>already done
Blue Blood
Chief Strong Hoof
Sheriff
Guards

>can be non pony
>only BC ponys that go as far as to having SOME influxes to the plot
>no recolor ponys
>has to relate to Cheerie
>has done to death the 'two ponys from opposite worlds bit'

This leads to:
Braeburn
Big Mac
Caramel
Ace
Peirce
The Dragons (lolwut)
The Hydra
Cock-a-trease

...it's Ace isn't it? If not, you're going to get him to rape Apple Bloom then.

>>30670841
Nothing.

also in before Fantasia dance of the hours, fat pony edition

I would hug a doll sized twilight non-sexually

>>30670749

That is a hard question, and I don't have the right to answer it. My gaming habits are really sad.

>>30670841
I didnt notice a difference

Does anyone know who drew this? Saw it somewhere, wanted to credit the artist properly.

>>30670833
>Implying you're not jealous of my deep connection with my kawaii waifu rainbow dash

>>30670825
This made me laugh.

>people saying Mass Effect

What are you, retarded?

The real answer is obvious.

>>30670749
second life

>>30670832

Oh.

So nothing new.

Thanks!

>>30670749
OOH! I KNOW
FALLOUT
MAN, THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT GAME, HUH GUYS?

>>30670862
I'm not going to spoil it dude, and I'm not going to give you any hints.

Also, it's looking like you're going to have to wait until tomorrow. I've had a number of unexpected distractions.

Sorry.

>>30670902
glitter glue just because you go anonymous doesn't mean you're not glitter glue

wish you'd draw some player 1 comics along with your poni art.

>>30670813
.

>>30670793
MAG-FUCKING-NEIGHTO

FUCK THE NYX!

EAST COAST FILLY WHERE YOU AT?

MAKE IT RAINBOOM!

>>30670923
dude yeah it would

you should write a 50,000 page fanfic about it

>>30670749
Psychonauts
somehow

>>30670902
>Implying you wouldn't romance quarian twilight

Don't deny it

>>30670923
I actually used to like the idea of a FO x MLP crossover before that stupid fanfic.

>>30670813
..

>>30670928
I have classes tomorrow.

Nothing of value was lost.

>>30670942

fucking hell man.

>>30670749
Call of Cthulhu, Dark Corners of the Earth

>>30670949
That might actually be cool, going into pony`s minds and shit.

>>30670883
i have contemplated getting an MLP tattoo, and i didn't want to just get a cutie mark, but i think i found what i was looking for.

thanks anon.

>>30670967
or Pony Tali

>>30670906
>Spike
>As a Pegasus
but that's wrong
He'd be an earth pony because he's an earth dragon

>>30670949
yes, I haven't played that game in years but I remember it being fucking incredible.

>>30670749
The Sims

>>30670749
I'd like to see a 4-player side-scroller arcade beat-em-up like the TMNT arcade game.

rainbow dash x snails

>>30670883
Don't know. Saw a Zecora this morning. It had the artist in the filename, but I can't remember.

>>30670967
>Quarian Twilight
>not Asari Rarity

Guys guys

Poppin is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/poppinarttime

why aren't you watching?

>>30670998
Dont do it, you will regret it later in life

>>30670749

SIMS

>>30670967
>>30670999

Yes I would.

Bonus point if Tali under the helmet is Fluttershy.

I would die.

>>30670749
Person 4
Because then we could have crazy shadow fights with the main cast and their insecurities
V- Rainbow Dashes would most likely be like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMcMUgKHNj4

>>30670881
>>30670867
I think someone is trolling me then, so far I haven't seen a difference in the new season (mind you i havent gotten very far) but ive been told that its changed. I think my friends are messing with me.

>>30671039
because i don't like the circlejerk that comes from those streams.

>>30671033
>not turian fluttershy

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>30670879

I would be exiled from 4chan.

>>30671033
>Asari Rarity
Dont be silly, Rarity would be Miranda

>>30671015
Derpy accidently dropping Trixie's trailer on Trixie herself.

>>30671042
>Lock Rarity in a room with only a fridge
>Leave game running for days on end

>>30670967

Not if Quarian Fluttershy is around.

>>30671062
>fluttershy
>kitty coral

welp

>>30671060
It hasn't been changed. None of the VAs have changed. Scootaloo sounds very slightly different because her young VA is growing older. If anything the VAs might be getting used to the voices again, but there's been no changing people around.

>>30670883
According to poniboorus tags the artists name is bamboodog

>>30671081
Oh keelah

>>30671062
>not krogan gummy

>>30670896
This appears to be an interesting topic to discus:
The shows writing is done by one fanwriter and the art by one artist, who do you choose and how has the FiM universe changed?

>NTSTS and Disco
The show would become so dark even Edgar Allan Poe would need a candle.

>>30670720
Really? Cool but i dont have to be rape maybe just rough.

>>30671119
>>30671104
>>30671033
>>30670999
>>30670794
What, no Reaper/Collector pony?

>>30671119

I am officially dead.

>>30670656
>Unicorn rope magic with no unicorn
Wut
>Palcomix
Oh

>>30671079
So much pee. So much weeping. Then the clown comes.

>>30671144
I wrote the fic where Dash fucks the shit out of Fluttershy with a strapon. That's a really old one though.

If you could have one on-model plushie to snuggle every night, who would it be?

>>30671140
>Writer
Faceless

>artist
Rose

MLP would be perfect.

>>30671119
Shit, I read it with her voice.

>>30671140
Faceless in his prime and Megasweet.

>>30671150
Reapers are parasprites.

>>30671105
Makes sense, thanks for the help

>>30671150
You mean the squid from the CMC episode?

That feel when you don't get any of these references.

>>30671192
Derpy, Dash or Pinkie. Maybe Twilight.

>>30671212
Someone draw dozens of Reapisites.

>>30671123
who be fapping off screen?

>>30671165

Squeaks and Noel.

>>30671224
...semi...

Is it the squid?

>>30671186
Applejack drinking a blueberry smoothie.

But no matter what marks you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Dragon, swim like a tuna
But you'll never be better than Commander Luna

>>30671186
fluttershy as a ghost

>>30671232
>these creatures are adorable!

>>30671192
Dash

Aimless doodling:

http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131890414107-doodles101711-1.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131890415706-doodles101711-2.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131890417159-doodles101711-3.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131890418444-doodles101711-4.png
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131890420053-doodles101711-5.png

>>30671228
I know right i played animal crossing a lot but what a quarian or a araina or...what?

>>30671191
I know i require more and no pony teats.

>>30671192
Celestia.

>>30671250
Damn, I forgot about the squid.

I guess I'll have to work in another chapter.

Who should he rape?

>more pony animated clop clop

I didn't ask for this.

>>30671228

What references?

>>30671233
Not sad.
Awful because incorrect breed of dragon using to define Spike's maturity.
Why not just give spike chopsticks and make him an oriental?

>>30671189
Man, fuck that clown so much. All I want to do is have my Sims die a humiliating death, and he has to come along and laugh at them.

>mfw Luna is going to have the opposite personality that 99% of the fics portray her as

Lunafags are the worst

>>30671263
WE SIMPLY

ARE

>>30671296
>splinters

>>30671305
I think he means the Mass Effect ones...

Was there a pony hitler/Holocaust

>>30671263
WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTINY

>>30671294
Sweet Baby Jesus

Umm...

>>30671296

This... pony... umm... Nut Ball?

>>30671294
Vinyl Scratch

>>30671338
You got it, anon.

>>30671315
>the opposite personality that 99% of the fics portray her as
I don't read fanfics.

What do they portray her as?

>>30671192

Twilight
she probably gives the best cuddles ever

>>30671346
yay~

>>30671353
That's a good question.

Well, Dinofag? What's the answer?

>>30671330
>>30671319
>>30671263

>>30671353
Dark, brooding, emo. Mostly.

>>30671353
Fluttershy 2.0?

>>30671353
Interesting

DOHOHOHO
I've never read any of them, they are probably terrible, so hopefully that means that she won't be terrible.

>>30671353
God Tier Rapists whose raped over 30 ponies in one day

Pony should into Resident evil. Or F.E.A.R. Pinkie would be the ultimate Alma.

>>30671290

Second.

>>30671381
There are all kinds.

Emo Luna
Snarky Luna
Pinkie Luna
Happy Luna
1000 years out of place Luna

>>30671353
Horny as fuck. Naughty, minxy. Penisy.

>>30670909
Too late, Celestia.

Ponies took over Second Life months ago.

>>30671405
So what would be the opposite to all that?

>>30671383
But Derpy you are the dragon!

>>30671385
And suicidal

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1otLptD1bfPRoL2L_M85GzBMf6g96rqSjpj89VOcK85w/edit?hl=en_GB

>>30671433
A well rounded character that is well written

>What if real world people and places were mentioned all the time, but the only human that appears or has any relevance to the show is Lauren Faust.

>>30670909
trolling aside
myst

>>30671420
I think he is talking about the ponychan Luna.

What's worse the "fanon" fics or tumblrs?

Ross here. Again.

Any other fat pony requests? I can take like three more. Bonus points if fat pony is interacting with regular pony.

>>30671462
tumblrs

>>30671462
Tumblrs.

>>30671445

You have to face facts that someone is going to win the character lottery, and we're going to deal with their immense faggotry.

Just like now, really.

I watched some mass effect gameplay on youtube once

If I hear one more fucking "oh keelah"

>>30671284

Actually it reminds me of my little brother, he used to play Mass Effect 2 a lot now he plays Minecraft and Terraria.

>>30671464
fat dash and spitfire

>>30671464
Didn't you have a request from ages ago that was fat Pinkie bouncing around on her belly? What about that?

>>30671420
>penisy
wut

>>30671469
>>30671474
What's wrong with tumblr?

>>30671449
Given how Faust hated the humans in the original show, whatever humanoid creature that appears in FiM will be a Lovecraftian monster that towers even the tallest mountain.

>>30671454
>bring me the red pages!

>>30671499
What isn't wrong with tumblrs

Even the name is wrong

>>30671487
>He used to play a neckbeard game a lot
>now he plays autistic games

THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE

Quick, search his room for Tali related things.

>>30671464
Fat Mayor conducting a "health inspection" at Sugarcube Corner.

We got:

Horny Luna.
Emo Luna.
Snarky Luna.
Pinkie Luna.
Happy Luna.
Socially awkward Luna.
Suicidal Luna.
Dark Luna.
Futa Luna.
Brooding Luna.

And I know the fics that go with everyone one of these labels.

>>30671499
I don't know. I just hate it because /co/ told me to.

>>30671499
Everything
Because Tumblr is full of ass pained atheist queers who aren't reasonable like most atheists, tranny ass pained faggots who thing kids should be able to go under the knife at age 7, and land whales who'll crusade any cause just to piss off their dads.

>>30671544
what the fuck am I reading

>>30671499
I think the problem is that they aren't grimdark enough, really.

>>30671482
Oh Keelah!

>>30671487

Is Mass Effect a good game?
I recall my brother playing it.

>>30671499
They're a novelty that wore off after the first couple of days.

They're not entertaining. They're not funny. They're not well written.

The artists would be better off just drawing regular stuff.

>>30671532
-one

>>30671561

>>30671544
so, it's like the rest of the internet?

also fanfics probably included deviantart, yet you were still fast to jump to hate tumblr?
I've just been using it to get some art, it's used for other things?

>>30671532

got any that go with multiple labels at once?

>>30671492

I think I did, but I also remember not being able to come up with a workable composition. It sucked because of that.

>>30671584
Have you ever thought about dating aliens?

So, some podcast scored an interview with the voice of Celestia.

Catch me, I'm about to swoon.

>>30671586
>opinions

itt pony haiku

>>30671616

>>30671544
you know before seeing nanaki's tumblr i wouldn't have believed this
but thats just not the world i live in anymore

my tumblr is cool and uncontroversial

>>30671620
>implying opinions

>>30671584
It is a nice mix between a third person shooter and a date sim, you should try it

>>30671584
It's good.

>>30671579
Calibrations.

Calibrations.

Hmm... yeah, defiantly.

Calibrations

>>30671593

I have a Brooding/Socially Awkward Luna fic.

>>30671616
Celestia sounds like my mother

>>30671640
>implying implied opinions

>>30671605

> Have you ever thought about dating aliens?

Nope.

>>30671656
your mom sounds hot

Which pony has the prettiest mane?

>>30671627
is this real life
hugging a little pony
non-sexually, right?

>>30671652
You forgot the RPG elements that it ha-
Oh who am I kidding, the RPG elements are there, but not used very much.
Still getting Mass Effect 3.
I Have no waifu, but I only romance Liara.

>>30671656

I hate to break it to you, but Celestia IS voiced by your mom. She never told you about her secret alias and career.

why weren't the cmc trying to earn their marks in the last episode

this is completely out of character

i want lauren faust back

>>30671656
Would you be angry if I flirted a bit with your mother?

>>30671709

She's dead.

>>30671682
Straight-haired Pinkie. Dash is in second, Spitfire third.

>>30671709
Are you the same guy from last night you was outraged that somebody didn't like the new episode.

>>30671700
>not romancing Jack
>2011
ISHYDDT

>>30671491

Anything they're doing specifically besides being skywhales?

>>30671531

Hm, maybe.

>>30671682
Dash, then Fluttershy

>mfw Applejack cosplayers are always the best

>>30671739
>not romancing Legion

why

>>30671655

Then I can understand why he loved it.

He also played Portal, Spore and stuff like that.
That awkward feel when your 10 year old brother is less casual than you.

>>30671700
Romance is just optional and the game is actually a lot of fun, still in ME2 I romanced Tali

>Which pony has the prettiest mane?
>2011
>Not picking Ms Smartypants
ISHYGDDT

>>30671734
No I'm the guy who was posting about how characters who are useful or likeable in any way are mary sues

>>30671749
Why is this.

No seriously. I don't get it.

>>30671756

let me guess
this is cropped from a bigger image

>>30671739
>Romancing a violent prick that doesn't give 2 shits about your sorry ass and would leave you to rot the first chance she gets.
Really, faggot?

I finally did the color on this

>>30671734
no, i'm the guy who was posting spiderman

>>30671751
Because there was no data available.

>>30671754
>spore
Slap him for me. Most watered down casual game of all time.

Have you SEEN what it COULD have been?

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=spore+2006&aq=f

>>30671755
I always try to Romance her but I always somehow fail and I've only gotten the part where she has a "fever" once.

>>30671799

No you're not. That was me.

>Not romancing wrex

>>30671789
Someone wasnt a Paragon and tried to romance Jack

>>30671789
>not romancing her as a paragon
>this year

i seriously blah blah blah

>>30671817

>>30671789
You just dont get her because shes 2 deep 4 for

>also sexing her twice cannon in the game

SHEPARD!

SHEPARD, MY FRIEND!

>>30671817
BUT I WANT TO ROMANCE WREX!!!

>>30671822
Bitch, i was an Agent of Justice in BOTH games.

Everyone's favorite me is back!

am I the only person who played Mass Effect and didn't bother with any of the romances

>>30671734
Yes. You caught me. My flaming anus compels me to wait for you to start posting in an attempt to prolong the argument indefinitely. I will never rest until you admit how wrong you are and change your opinions permanently. Then I will propose to you and we will have two beautiful children. Nathaniel and Superfly.

>>30671812
Says you. Jack may own my dick, but Wrex owns my heart.

>>30671851
No.

>>30671851
Probably

>>30671850
i now want an option to romance Jesus.

>>30671873
was for
>>30671817

>>30671848
Entonces ten un romance con ella como Paragon, tendras una sorpresa al final

>>30671869
You got weasels on your face

>>30671851
The romances were mostly on accident since I just wanted to chat it up with all the crew members.

someone make a new thread. let's get the hell out of here.

>Click on pony thread
>Get /v/
This is a sign of the end of days.

>>30671910
>>30671910
>>30671910
>>30671910
>>30671910
>>30671910

New Thread.

>>30671078
I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M SO SORRY

>>30671913
Have you got a minute?

>>30671913
>Rose accidentally romancing extraterrestrials

This is unreasonably adorable

I need a towel

>>30671808

Well I dunno.
Last time I checked on games was when Halo 1 was new.

>>30671937
Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations...

>>30671953
>1999

Damn, did you tour Africa for the last decade?

>>30671974
I should go.

>>30671983

Nope.

I always got the games, never cared about them.

We should make a list of how many characterizations the fandom has given Luna. So far I've seen:

-OCD awkward Luna AKA Twilight 2.0. popularized by the fanfic "Progress"
-Antisocial shy Luna AKA Fluttershy 2.0
-Emo angst Luna. Oldest of theories on her personalities and completely implausible due to kid's show.
-Sarcastic Luna. Done to play off Celestia's faults in a humurous but not malicious way. Essentially forming the two of them into a comedy duo.
-Kind-of-nice Luna AKA Blandity bland blandeh who contributes nothing to the story besides exposition and looking pretty. Essentially a G1 pony.
-Mary Sue "Wesley" Luna. Smarter than Twilight, faster than RD, cuter than Fluttershy, stronger than AJ, etc, etc.
-Evil Luna. Perfectly aware of what she did as NMM and may or may not be plotting to usurp Celestia.
-Trolluna. Made in response to Trollestia.
- And Masochiluna. Made in response to Molestia.


Anyone got any more?

>>30671934
wow, Juice, just wow.

>>30671946
I totally thought Kaeden and Liara were being bros

>>30672052
-Poorly written Luna

Oh wait, that's all of them

>>30672052
>Celestia
>flaws