this is a terrible thread

Sly if you're looking I nominate Cockteaseburn.

Caramel is overdone and that squid thing will just devolve into erotica now matter how you look at it.

No time for instruments. Need to learn.

I used to play the trumpet, but I stopped after middle school. The trumpet doesn't have much real world practicality unless you're really good, or you want to join a ska band.

Electric Bass, a little bit of guitar, and trying to learn music production, does that count?

>>30664256

We love you too!

Used to play guitar, piano, drum, bas- wait, this isn't pony.

Whose most underrated pony?

>>30664213
Used to play piano, hated it.
Used to play cello, hated it.
Now I play keywords mother fucker do you

I was learning to play the guitar, I gave up.
I was lazy.

Acoustic Guitar, because I don't give a fuck if everyone else plays it, it's a good instrument.

I can sorta play the piano if I have to.

I wish I played instruments but I'm teh poor and didn't want to get some cheapass guitar and tech myself.

I wish I could learn a stringed instrument. Those are classy as fuck and get all the bitches.

Spanish Guitar.

/soc/ general? /soc/ general.

>>30664213
I play the drums

inb4 hurr durr drummer etc.

also working on learning the guitar.

Any requests today?

>>30664323
And not a single whyboner was given that day.
Nice try, though.
At least it's ponies.
OP, this is why Anon isn't allowed to make threads anymore.

>>30664298

Fluttershy, if only because you guys focus on her autism and not her selflessness and caring nature.

We are full of talented people here.

>>30664213
That topic has nothing to do with ponies, anon.

Posting a couple of versions of a colouring I did of Rose's Big Mac pic today

Seriously? Instruments? New episode is just 2 days old and we're talking about instruments?

>>30664298
>underrated pony
hmmm, I'ma say all of the CMC. I think they are cool beans.

>>30664363

Scootaloo riding a Chocobo

>>30664213
used to play piano.
Trumpet or Euphonium are my instruments of choice

>>30664372
Knowing to play =/= talent

Electric guitar

>>30664363 >>30664363

Why not draw Big Mac and Twilight's doll getting married?

And the night version

>>30664298
>most underrated pony

Around here? Fluttershy.

>>30664365
MegaSweet certainly likes her 'caring' nature.

>>30664389
second this

>sonic colors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2PbwG4Tzo

>asking us shit
what? no. ponies OP, ponies.

so, twilight has the ability to telefrag things. i think that makes her the obvious winner in any kind of deathmatch situation.

>>30664249
We don't have all the apples... yet...

Y'all ever have one of them "fuji" apples? They're pretty swell, but we don't grow them here at Sweet Apple Acres yet.

>>30664388

I played the clarinet and trumpet in school... terribly.

I own a small clay ocarina but I have little skill with it yet.

>>30664384

Instruments are related to MLP.

>>30664431
You cant fool me bitch.

>>30664431
Stop namefagging, avatarfag.

>>30664399
Alright.

Hmm . . .
I might have to put an IOU on the request stuff. Some serious shit went down today and I'm not feeling very Pinkie. More Rarity-needing-to-express self.

>>30664431
>Fuji apples

heretic genetically engineered apples, purge the unclean

http://www.splitreason.com/product/cad-comic/1162

I am going to buy twenty.

>>30664384

Everything is related to MLP except religion and politics.

>>30664431
Who are you and what have you done with Applejack? The real Apple Family has bartered with countless Terran orchards in order to obtain a godly collection which you, clearly, do not have.

>>30664398
Wouldn't that be reserved for Glitter Glue?

>>30664431

>Fuji apples

>Not delicious god-tier Gala apples

Ok ponyfags, Twilight Sparkle vs the Accelerator, who wins?

>>30664440
>>30664395
more like these and i could have a full Fluttershy band

>>30664454
My email bounced

>>30664463
How the hell is he no being sued by hasbro?

>>30664388
I like my little fillies.

The motherfucking Celtic Harp

>>30664481
Gala apples taste like air.

>>30664490
Not my problem.

>>30664213
marakas

>>30664481

The best apples are granny smith apples.

So. Halloween episode on Saturday.

What sorts of costumes do the background ponies wear?

>>30664496
Because

>>30664406

>>30664482
>implying a normal person cant beat accelerator by pulling his punches at the last second

>>30664506
>dat mail

>>30664482

I have no idea.jpg

>>30664516

>>30664362
perhaps ,Sly, if you separated the Squid and Gayburn fics you'd have an easier time?
>>30664349
and what are you going to do Terse, cry on me?

>>30664499
liar

>>30664551
i'm not talking to you any more pant
SO THERE

Spike is a different breed of Dragon.
This is a fact.

>>30664482
That some new Bleach character or something?

>>30664506
>Gala apples taste like air.

>>30664497
>>30664497

Yeah, they're cute when they're not being utterly retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrt822SsTIY

>not playing the singing saw

>>30664213
I play the violin in a Mariachi band Not kidding

>>30664576
And last episode they weren't and it was great

>>30664523
Derpy wears a muffin costume

Yes, I play the Baritone. Also known as the Euphonium

>>30664575
I'm not even that Anon and I agree.

In my earlier years I play the tromboner. It was alright but I learned how to piano and sing and never touched that fucking brass pipe and slide again.

>>30664363
Fluttershy trying to use the stare on a xatu?

>>30664523

>>30664599
Carrot top wears a apple costume and AJ a carrot costume.

Drawfags:

Applejack secretly eating pears, like a drug addict shooting herself with heroin.

May I ask, why is it you all feel the need to join some ridiculous fandom to gain acceptance? Is it really that hard to find common ground with your peers in real life? I've met one of you in real life. He was terrified of any sort of social interaction with anybody besides his one brony friend. This whole silly bandwagon was spun from a joke, which many of you took seriously and ran with. I really do pity you all and hope that this cute little club you have going on will help you develop the proper social skills needed in your everyday lives.

Enjoy it while it lasts. It won't be for very long.

>mfw Halloween episode contains a zombie outbreak
>mfw Celestia and Luna work together to eliminate them

>>30664629

>This whole silly bandwagon was spun from a joke

Not really people like the show.

>>30664629
What's a brony?

>>30664629
You could post this copypasta in any thread on /co/ with a minor alteration and it would be just as effective

>>30664363

Rarity furiously trying to shake off some paper bags tied to her feet.

>>30664521
Ambrosia are better than the best!

Hamboning

hurdy gurdy anyone?

>>30664621

>>30664647
>he didnt read the spoilers
>he doesnt know that luna banished again

>>30664529
I should do a sketch so you can laugh at how hideously bad I am at actually drawing

>>30664629
I'm married. Real job. Plenty of friends.

Stop trying to pigeonhole people just because you met one guy who was a douche.

>>30664657
anybody have that pre-MLP copy pasta about Seth and his obsession with that female dragon from Spyro?

>>30664647

>Zombies clamor for brains
>They grab Derpy
>Smell her head, look pissed
>Release her and go off to look for brains

This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>30664670
Folk Accordion master race reporting in.
Also Twichosis Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWQWNj2ByEk

>>30664213
Yes. I play the baritone, 6 string banjo, guitar, and bass.

>>30664670
da fuck is this shit?

>>30664629
you know, when you guys come into the threads like this, i really wonder why i'm not allowed to enjoy the show i like.
i mean, you don't do this to the adventure time, wakfu, gumball, chowder, disney, dreamworks, batman, spiderman and other cartoon threads i frequent, why here?

>>30664664
>Ambrosia
>inferior tastes

lol

>>30664609
>tromboner

>>30664629

see, you ran into what we call a "brony".

a horrible type of person we hate just as much as you.

we're /co/mrades here. we aren't trying to be a secret club of retards. we simply enjoy and want to discuss a cartoon.

>>30664629
But calling yourself a "brony" and actually mentioning to anyone IRL that you like ponies is frowned upon on /co/.
We're just here because we're bored enough to talk about a show for little girls that we all watch.
I'm going to assume I'm not the only one who likes this show in secret and actually has an active social life.

>>30664629
>Trying to elevate yourself above others is of more value than enjoying yourself on momentary basis.

>>30664662
>>30664621
Wow boy, these requests, I like 'm.

>>30664705
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHeJvrQ05g&ob=av2n

>>30664714
stupid sexy Twilight

>>30664563
you can't quit me and you know it!
also how goes the writing of your excellent fics?

>>30664656

>copypasta

Sorry? This is not a copypasta. I have genuinely met one of you in real life. I felt bad for the poor guy.

>>30664651

It is amazing what you can trick yourself into enjoying for one reason or another. It is pretty much the only reason hipster indie musicians make money.

Okay. I'll go work on a fic now. Since I said I would.

For now, it's still Paradise, but I'll come back and give another /r/ a shot, and perhaps Gayburn.

I really do love my Gayburn story.

>>30664680
>implying i'm any better than you at drawing.

>>30664714

>>30664619


GET AWAY FROM THAT WELL HEBREW!

>>30664756
>It is amazing what you can trick yourself into enjoying
lol

>>30664363
Draw Derpy Accosting an orange chicken

>>30664756
>Stop liking what i dont like

>>30664779
Heh, cute.

>>30664629

> brony

Well people here don't call themselves that. Actually their board is on /b/ and Ponychan. They are actually taking pride in their own little world about their poor social skills and habits. Their community acts like a big hugbox, everybody is accepted, no matter how stupid thing they are making. They always find support in their enforced "love and tolerance" ideology.

Maybe we are like this, but to us it is fun.
We are ponyfags, we are not fanatical like the Bronies.

This doesn't really mean much but every intimate detail counts, don't they?

>>30664756
>this guy doesn't enjoy hipster indie music

Pleb

>>30664213
Skin flute. I'm pretty good at it I think.

>>30664756

>It is amazing what you can trick yourself into enjoying

ehh, i was gonna at least give you a chance, but eh, we done talking now.

>>30664756
>one of us
Let me be blunt and do an analogy.
Bronies to /co/ "ponyfags" are what Otherkin are to the furry community, in its basic sense of "don't want to know, don't want to talk to don't want to be mixed up with."

>>30664406
Aurora Borealis?
At this time of day?
At this time of year?
In this part of the country?
Located entirely within your Apple Orchard?

>>30664758
But anon say you are a homo hater!

>>30664830

Yes.

>>30664830

Celestia.

>>30664851

>>30664756
>It is amazing what you can trick yourself into enjoying

I thought this show was going to be fucking terrible and went in with the lowest expectations possible. But keep on strawmanning if it makes you feel better.

>>30664706

I never said you couldn't enjoy it. I already stated that I encourage it, if it really helps you socially.

My words were not meant to be hostile and yet the only responses I've received have been incredibly acrimonious. I thought this was supposed to be a fandom of love and respect?

Mrs. Cake has the same coat and eye color as Rainbow Dash

>>30664868
love and tolerance are the bronies/ponychanners
this is /co/

>>30664657
>>30664657
>>30664657

HALT!
TOPIC TIME:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/discussion-pony-dreams.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/discussion-pony-dreams.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/discussion-pony-dreams.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/discussion-pony-dreams.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/discussion-pony-dreams.html

discuss pony dreams

>>30664868

seemed a bit...antagonistic, I think.

>>30664868
We get trolled all the time for no good reason and it sets us on edge sometimes.

>>30664868

No, it's not. It's just sharing an interest in liking FiM. Nothing. More.

>>30664886
Mrs. Cake is Rainbow Dash mom

>>30664800
No, little details are important. It's the only thing keeping this board bearable.

>>30664886
But she's a lot uglier. And fatter.

>>30664897
Implying he isn't trolling
>It's amazing that you guys can trick yourselves into thinking that you actually enjoy this show

>>30664886
She also is blue pone! But she is hotter than Dash.

>>30664868
I'll give it a 2/10. You're really putting more effort into it than reward that you're receiving.

>>30664893
>EqD
and furthermore:
>Phoe

Absolutely not.

>>30664868

>not hostile

>May I ask, why is it you all feel the need to join some ridiculous fandom to gain acceptance?

lol

>>30664886
Almost as fat too

WELCOME TO REACTIONFACE: THE SHOW

But seriously, I have a question: How many reactionfaces do you think episode 4 will spawn?

>>30664931

>>30664779

Yeah....I couldn't even draw that all the time I want. I am really getting tempted to buy a cheap tablet and practice though. But I don't really have the spare time for it

>>30664908
I'm sorry, but that looks ugly as hell. I'm talking Ross level ugly.

>>30664756

> It is amazing what you can trick yourself into enjoying for one reason or another

Well it is a product nothing more, we are consuming it because we like it. It doesn't need anything deeper reason to be like this.

Like I like most Star Treks, they are shit but enjoyable.

>>30664893

I had a pony dream once.

I put Rainbow Dash in a cage and sent her off to the slaughterhouse. It was incredible.

>>30664939
fat pony is best pony

>>30664830
Apples require a temperature of less that 60°F to sweeten. So it is possible to have an apple orchid around were an aurora can be seen

>>30664940
How many frames are in an episode?

>>30664629
What are you talking about? I thought the latest episode was pretty entertaining.
It sure beat the heck out of last week's Young Justice.

>>30664213
Yes. Piano, guitar, cello, violin, drums, timpani, and flute.
I guess you could add an ocarina in there, too, but the one I have is kind of a gimmick for LoZ fans.

>>30664758
so I'm guessing the squid story is a no then?

do ponies dream about electric sheeps?

>>30664940
a metric shit loud

>>30664868

>love and respect

get that retarded /b/ "love and tolerance" shit out of your head.

we are a bunch of arguing shits just like any other thread, and you being the millionth guy to come in and give the same speech of shit gets old, man. hell, you were called out on copypasta.

>>30664830

It's Equestria, I ain't gotta explain shit. For all you know it's just another one of Rainbow's power. Sonic Auroras.

>>30664940

My calculations say it'll be no less than 3 dozen.

Especially since Lunafags will be capping every second of her for material.

>>30664799
Thanks, i think he likes you too.

>>30664988
>show is 24fps
>22 minutes
>22 min = 1320 seconds
>1320 * 24 = 31680

What does Pinkies mane taste like? All that sugar and stuff has to do something to her hair

>>30664967
But Rainbow Dash could easily escape!
You should have at least made it a pony that was weak and helpless...

>>30664988
31,680, give or take.

>>30664971

fat pony you say?

>>30665003
no they dram about sheep ponies.

>>30665029
>>30665048
That many

>>30665048

That many.

>>30665029
This show is only 24fps? What the fuck am I doing filthy casuals how dare you ruin my eyes with your less-than-sixty imperfections

I think this sums shit up pretty accurately.

>>30664926
>>30664921

These are cartoon horses you fucking faggots.

>>30665031
Candy cotton

>>30665031
Pink cotton candy

i like ponies.

Welp. Brb.

>>30665069
4chan has an overinflated sense of self worth? I agree.

>>30665011

If only there was a way to cop out of Luna even existing. The tears.

Luna never existed, she was a chess piece in a game between Celestia and Discord. The episode screen shots are just fake memories.

>>30665007
Unofficially, /co/ is love.
The MLP fandom actually sucks because of /b/.

>>30665069
>guy on the left is not knee-deep in vagina

TRY AGAIN

>>30665076
>>30665081
Splendid!

>>30665068

>>30665069
Edit this with Average ponyfag please.

>>30664939
Oh boy. With all this talk about fat RD, I bet there'll be an episode of RD trying to lose weight. A gag in that episode will be RD unable to fly even 5 feet before she's too tired. All thanks to you.

>>30665094
>/co/ is love
>relevant any more

>>30665037

But Fluttershy would probably just faint. Dash would be brave at first and then panic as she slowly realized that escape was inevitable. She'd fight to the very end.

Yes I know I'm mentally ill.

>>30665068
ALL movies/standard tv is shown in 24fps.

>>30665068
video games =/= television

>>30665072
No, Celestia is a cartoon horse

Dash and Mrs Cake are cartoon ponies

>>30665083
What in the holy name of hell is that?

>>30665123
TIME TO KILL MYSELF IN GLORIOUS 1080P WITH UNCOMPRESSED SOUND

>>30665076
>>30665081

Does that mean Fluttershy tastes like banana laffy taffy?

>>30664886
They're not on speaking terms.

>>30665072
Don't argue with them, it doesn't do anything. If they want to fantasize about rainbow coloured horses let them. Just ignore it.

Twilight's always being such a cocktease, waving her sexy ass in my face and making me do stuff for her all the time...

>>30665163
Maybe!

And thus: "average ponyfag" became a meme.

This is not pony relevant but goddamit!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioware

>>30665156
I'm going to guess it's an irl hugbox

>>30664213
Saxophone

why do you ask

>>30665069

>>30665159
1080p is just resolution. It's still running at 24fps.

>>30665156
The hugbox everyone talks about. It's a machine which simulates hugs.

>>30665182
I guess it's time for me to take what I want!

>>30665180
But there's only ONE rainbow one

>>30665136
this.

prerecorded things can get away with fps as low as 24. it is simply made to be watched at that framerate.

games need at least 60. direct interaction gets choppy with anything less.

>>30665215

>>30665180
>>30665072
sure is butthurt samefag in here

>>30665007

It isn't a copypasta, you fucking dunce. You saying "HAHA WE'RE NOT LIKE THOSE WEIRD BRONY FAGS HAHA WE'RE TOTALLY COOL AND SOCIALLY ACTIVE AND STUFF MAN" doesn't help make you sound any less like an insecure faggot for enjoying a show for 4 year old girls. I have given up trying to be nice at this point. You people are just dense as fuck.

>>30665187
>BioWare is a Canadian homosexual marriage simulation developer

>>30665187

Yeah, Bioware's decent.

What's up with it?

>>30665103

>>30665069

>>30665234
I made a joke bro but thanks for the explanation

>>30665106
>Average pony fanartist.

>>30665186
Yes.

This is now a thing.

>>30665249

>Bioware
>Decent
>mfw

>>30665245
Read the employees part.

>>30665249
Was decent.

>>30665249
>>30665245
>Employees ~800 (aprox. 20% of which are Hamburger Helper's stomach folds that have managed to get themselves stuck in a keyboard) (2010)[1]

>>30665280
Now I quite enjoyed the Baulder's Gate series

>>30665242
So in your opinion liking something (even secretly and slightly ironically) makes you socially awkward and insecure? I'm pretty sure you're trolling at this point, but I'm starting to get worried that you aren't being ironic right now.

>>30665300
And I loved Mass Effect

>>30665300

Ok let me change.

>Modern Bioware
>Decent
>mfw

>>30665300
They did a great job with Deus Ex too

>>30665328

>>30665328
I've never played Mass Effect, but I;ve heard good things about it

I liked Dragon Age: Origins as well

>>30665328
inb4 I hate it because it wasn't a carbon copy of Baldur's Gate, followed by an ironic rant on why gaming hasn't progressed.

>>30665308

No, your immediate snap reaction and defense makes you insecure.

>>30665328
>>30665300

Their last good game was Dragon Age 1.

Mass Effect 2 was a good shooter, but not a good RPG.

DA2 and TOR look fucking awful. How can you go so wrong so fast?

>>30665187
>get MD
>start video game company

what

So did they just become doctors to satisfy their parents, then start doing what they really wanted to do?

Where is that marker?

>>30665383
>>30665377
>>30665372
>>30665351
>>30665328
>>30665300

>nobody has mentioned Icewind Dale yet

>>30665372

>>WHY Age II[15] 2011

>>30665377
You should play DA2. Its awesome, homos try to have sex with you and if you said no they hate you and try to break your relationship with the elf girl.

>>30665351

>Dude Sex
>Bioware

>>30665377
I felt let down by DA:O. It just felt boring.

>>30665392
>correcting someone when they're wrong
>insecure

I haven't had to pull this out in a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

>>30665366
Why is Spike a Pegasus?

He has a balloon license, but I think that's more to deal with Twilight.

>not owning a bad dragon mare vagina
>2011

Back on topic:

You are in charge with making a pony video game.

What do you do to keep the spirit of the show AND not suck shit?

>>30665392
But not all of us do that.

But yeah just to clarify you are trolling right?

>>30664868
it doesn't help me socially. i don't need social help from a TV show, you know? i just enjoy the show.

i don't think you're being hostile. i don't know about "fandom of love and respect", that seems too general to be anything close to a proper descriptor, but certainly if you'd like me to explain why i enjoy the show, i can do that?

>halloween episode is next

fuck yeah. cannot wait.

what do we know about it?
>luna returning
>some scene with derpy

anything else?

>>30665447
Correct answer reporting for duty.

>>30665477
It's called Nightmare Night.

>>30665447

Hire Double Fine to do it. They'd probably nail it the closest.

>>30665447
RPG dude.

>>30665477
Luna will never been seen again after it

>>30665477
Cute ponies in adorable costumes of course!
How could you forget that?

>>30665482
Fuck Rune Factory. Give me my fucking Animal Crossing clone.

>>30665433

Yeah, I realized halfway through that it's really meant to be played as a turn by turn game with an emphasis on strategy.

If you go into it looking for an actiony-type game, you're going to be disappointed.

>>30665495
>Double Fine

YES

Who has that story board picture with Rarity and Derpy at the Halloween party?

>>30665482
This, Waifu Factory: Frontier with ponies

Ponies discover a functioning spaceship with the crew in a cryogenic frozen state.
what do they do?

>>30665477
>Some scene with Derpy

Explain yourself...

>>30664893
>>30664893
yhvh theres gonna be so much autism there

Rarity enjoys the scent of her soft marshmallow hooves

>>30665433
Why is she so angry?

>>30665447
Make it a lighthearted RPG, where you do simple things like help friends with tasks to raise up your stats, then you have that one boss battle against bosses that aren't in the show, to kind of make it like, different from the actual story line in the show

Each pony has a different story line depending on it's certain talents and relationships with friends

No shipping or romance

just pony

And yet you continue to wonder why you faggots are so hated...

>>30665476
Normal people like the show because it's cute.
Even though we're on 4chan, we're the normal people.
I like to think noone here treats the show like a lifestyle.

>>30665515
See now I got along just fine with the KOTOR series which are essentially the same thing but I still disliked DA:O

>>30665514
Animal crossing meets a dating sim

>>30665565

she doesn't want to go to bed

>>30665436
>correcting someone when they're wrong

What exactly was I wrong about? You like the show do you not? You instantly start accusing me of comparing you to bronies and rush to defend your fandom against some random guy on the internet.

That is insecurity, my friend. You try so hard to separate yourself from the "brony" image that plagues your fandom, when in reality you know there is very little difference between you.

>>30665547
One of our contacts from the inside took this picture of a storyboard

>>30665565
Because she has to leave her warm bed

>>30665570
I know I don't, I don't take any of the lessons to heart.

>>30665412
icewindale?? What about Baldurs gate 1 and 2???

>inb4 some jackass mentions dark alliance and i murder a child

>>30665566
But if you cant fuck the mane 6 bronies are not going to buy it.

>>30665447

Lighthearted adventure. Emphasis on choice making, quests are silly except for important milestones in the story.

Seriously, why you give more than one fuck about the image of the fandom? I will die like the Harry Potter craze when they will finish the show. There always jerks ruining the "fun", look at anime in general or anything. You will always have a minority of loud trash, ignore them.

<<< Thread >>>

Well we are *not* talking about ponies now.

So I might try to start something.

Do Earth Ponies have any special talents?

Because as we saw before Rainbow Dash can outrun AJ, and Fluttershy can fuck up a bear. And Twilight finished fifth in the race, but she like never exercised.

So you have any fanon or better canon source on this topic?

>>30665574
Rune Factory is more of an RPG meets a dating sim with elements of running a farm.

>>30665554
delicious marshmallow hooves

>>30665585
>Raritys costume

I'm looking forward to this episode...

>>30665605
Anon, don't die, you have to much to live for!

>>30665605

>it will
but who cares.

>>30665514
AC with an actual action/adventure story to compliment the time-wastey running-around-town simulation gameplay would work best for a FiM game imo.

>>30665605
But making fun of bronies is half the fun of these threads!

>>30665570
>Even though we're on 4chan, we're the normal people

you should know better goggles

>>30665447
This game, but instead of pogeymen lets use ponies.

>>30665605
they seem to have more endurance and leg strength, something that the unicorns and the pegasus ponies haven't gained.

They are built to work

they are the best at work

>>30665585
Wait... that's not fan art?

>>30665605
ha, I knew this would come in handy

being an earthie sucks, period.

>>30665605

Well they can pull a train, rape buffaloes and grow trees in the desert.

>>30665581
Ok thanks now I know you really are just trolling.

>>30665581
>I'll just repeat my same incorrect points again, maybe he'll fuck up and reveal something personal to attack

Holy fuck, you are terrible at this.

>>30665366
>Spike
>With wings
butthat'swrong.jpg

>>30665447
I'd go to the writers, get every single Adventure plot they weren't allowed to put into the show, and turn them into the game, culminating in the return and defeat of Tirak.

>>30665605

Earth ponies have super strength and bless the land with their presence. They live peacefully and humbly. They're the foundation for society; without them, everyone would starve.

>>30665675
That's an shop-used storyboard, nigga.

>>30665652

I know.

But my concern is when we try to defend our asses when a random troll or non-mlp guy pops in unannounced.

>>30665678
Wow, that does suck. But she's like Han Solo. No special powers except being super suave

>>30665635
ehhhh
Maybe. But only if I can be super sad when my favorite pony moves away.

Does Glitter Glue have his Twidoll comics uploaded somewhere?
They are laughing funny much and I did not Ctrl s.

>>30665675
Nope. It was originally a black and white sketch, people colored it since then

>>30665675

nope.

its a storyboard, but a fan colored it.

>>30665696

So they're like walking passive buffers?

>>30665696
>Super Strength

REALLY NOW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8FYn1ZCq5o

>>30665678
We need an episode which shows AJ doing something nobody else can do.

I'm using the word "need" here, and I mean it.

>>30665721
Yes.

>>30665757
>Plot device

>>30665678

Pinkie is like Neo in the Matrix.

She basically knows that she is in a show so she can fuck up the rules. She is an admin. :3

>>30665635
Of course. But the mane six wouldn`t move away. You know, what with them being important characters and all.

>>30665757

That's the forelimbs, man. Earth pony hind legs are pure retard strength.

>>30665757
I knew what this video was going to be before I even opened it up

>>30665696
>Earth ponies bless the land with their presence

No they don't.

>>30665778

>Rainbow Dash VS. Twilight: Who is more over powered at this point.

>Round 1

>>30665570
I question the normalcy of any adult who likes this retarded toy commercial.Especially any who like it enough to talk about it
every
single
fucking
day
Frankly, it's been revealed you guys have a high degree of mental issues, and no matter how you squeal, the rest of us know the truth

>>30665789
She's actually more limited than you think. She can only do that stuff if it's funny. But if the situation gets serious, NOPE!

>>30665749
http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/35935.html
They're all here. Also they all got dumped onto Ponibooru a few hours ago.

>>30665815
dis nigga heated

>>30665757

applejack just has no strength in her front legs

her back legs can send a metal bell into orbit.

>>30665815
Cool story bro.

Let us have our fun and fuck off please.

>>30665749
>Twidoll
Oh my god.
Big Mac remaking Smarty-Pants to look like Twilight and cuddling up with her every night.
HNNNNGHH.

>Applejack
>Worst Pony
Pick two, she is useless, like all the other earth ponies Except Pinkie

>>30665815
>My opinions are facts, here let me make stuff up

lol

>>30665806

How else can you grow vast orchards in the middle of a fucking desert with just hooves?

There's gotta be some fucking magic there.

We have another list to work on! What's the destructive power of all the main cast? Lesson Zero really brought the idea of them being powerhouses into focus.

I want to say, in terms of power, it goes:

1) Rainbow Dash
2) Twilight Sparkle
3) Pinkie Pie
4) Fluttershy (because THAT FUCKING FIGHT)
5) Applejack
6) Rarity

>>30665689
Butt hat isn`t wrong.

>>30665882
Agriculture and irrigation!

>>30665904

The hat knows all.

>>30665862

That's actually kind of creepy.

>>30665815
>I question the normalcy of any adult who posts on an image board dedicated to Japanese anime, manga, and culture.

Fix'd

>>30665828
Thanks.
Here's a picture of Applebloom with some apples.

>>30665815
>Watch cartoons is retarded
>Visit /co/

>>30665824

She is not the one!

"Only pony"
Agent Hooves

>>30665920
PRAISE BE TO THE BUTT HAT

>>30665891
1) Pinkie
2) Twilight
3) Dash
4) Applejack
5) Rarity
6) Fluttershy

>>30665696
Translation: Earth Ponies, lacking any specifc talents or gifts, are the laboring class of Equestria. The highest station they could hope to rise is the administration of the fiefdoms used to supply the higher pony races with sustenance and materials.

>>30665749
http://fim.413chan.net/

Check the art board, his thread is somewhere there

>>30665815
>every single fucking day

And for how many days now has this been upsetting you?

>>30665969
What about Hoity, Photo finish and Sapphire shoes?

ITS THE END OF A WONDERFUL DAY

>>30665922
>>I question the normalcy of any adult who considers an image board dedicated to Japanese anime, manga, and culture as a defining character of themselves
Double fixed

>>30665891

depends on what you mean by "destructive power"

if the mane 6 were somehow in a fight to the death, twilight would easily win. and with the "love it, want it" spell we know twilight can to some pretty nasty magic.

sonic rainboom is powerful, but twilight is a bottomless well of potential.

>>30665969
>Earth Ponies are the mexicans of Equestria
FTFY

>>30665966
Fluttershy knows kung fu massage techniques. That puts her above Rarity.

>>30665969

Actually your opinion looks true.

They are not essential to Equestria.
They wouldn't grew shit if it wasn't for the pegasuses.

>>30666004

That's like saying just because Martin Luther King Jr. was smart, then all black people are smart.

>>30666072
Actually im saying they are not only workers.

>>30666061
Is not like they control the sun.

>>30666039
Rarity can fling her entire boutique around telekinetically like it's nothing. That puts her above Fluttershy.

Why must episodes feel so far away?

>People actually being serious about liking mud race earthies.

That's some funny ass shit bro.

>>30666004
Once every blue moon, even slaves/sub-citizens had a chance of rising above their station. Rarely happens though

>>30665862
Uh, that's kind of being done already. Except the doll actually is Twilight.

>>30666102
Musicals don;t count. They obviously play up the scene.

>>30666114

Because you have no life.

>>30666118
>People actually being serious about not liking all them ponies.

>>30665862
That would be impossibly creepy. Body-pillow-with-a-real-person-on-it level creepy, except with somebody you know which makes it even worse.

>>30666114
I'm just happy they are only a week apart for now.
And Luna. Bitches Love Luna.

how would you like to slather lotion all over rainbow dash's perfect body, then gently massage it into her

Derpy accosting an orange chicken.

>>30666100

If they were pissed of they could make an eternal winter, or dough. Only unicorns are better than them. Remember when Trixie defeated Raibow Dash like nothing. And she is like a below average unicorn.

Alicorns are like gods, so they doesn't count.

>>30666164
slowly and firmly

>>30666164

Ponies don't need lotion silly. Their fur blocks direct sunlight. When have you seen a sunburnt horse?

>>30666164
i tried putting lotion on my dog once. it does not go well on fur.

>>30666034
Twilight performs poorly under pressure. She hesitates a lot. A smart opponent could easily capitalize on that in a fight to the death.

Pinkie has the fourth wall / reality bending thing but that's not really canon per se.

Applejack and Fluttershy both have disabling moves, which would make them really dangerous. The stare is like a stop spell, which could make any fight simple. Applejack has her lasso skills to disable, also high strength, endurance and probably no hesitation. I think it'd be a close match between her and Rainbow Dash.

Rarity has no chance at all.

>>30666168
Well if Unicors are so powerful they can destroy the eternal winter.

>>30666164
I would massage Dash consensually with my penis

Your hoof is stretching me to the limit, Fluttershy

>>30666154
that's right, only bitches love luna

>>30666195
Like a penis.

>>30666164
Why

>>30666168
She made Dash dizzy then put 5 volts up her ass. Dash caused an enormous explosion just by flying really fucking fast, or did you forget already?

>>30666164

Carefully one, little kick means you are dead.

Which pony would be most conducive to behind the ear scratches?

>>30666237
>Fluttershy
>Not Applejack

>>30666165

And now I want some chinese food, damn you RO

>>30666168
So I think we can just agree that if Celestia left, there would be a bloody class war what would leave the pegasi race battered but victorious.

>>30666168
Here's how it breaks down:
1)Unicorns
2)Pegasi
3)Earth Ponies
4)Dragons
5)Every other animal

Alicorns are not on the list because they transcend any simple list that mortal souls can possibly create

>>30666277
Twilight

>>30666295
Well this is what happend in FO:E

>>30666164

I wouldn't because I'm not sexually attracted to ponies.

But I would like to touch those wings. I have pet birds and feathers are always extremely soft and wonderful to touch.

>>30666277
Probably Twilight for all of about 5 seconds. It'd feel nice, but then she'd wonder what the hell was scratching behind her ears. When she turned to see it wasn't Spike...
Well, she'd be scared to fuck.

This thread.

>>30666214

>2011
>not having a hairless Chinese crested dog

>>30666250
>>30666250

Richard mother fucking Reeds!

>>30666237
Which one of you girls wants to hoof my ass next? Rainbow Dash, let me borrow some of that lotion this time.

I love this world and all you guys

>>30666358
this fandom

what does spike do after the mane 6 are dead?
move in with celestia and luna?

>>30666332
That's not what happened at all, the Pegasi just fucking ran away and closed the sky as soon as Cloudsdale was blown up.

>>30666295
The Pegasi would break away from Equestria and create a fierce, militaristic society where only the strong are allowed to dwell among them. Those born with deformities or with sickness are cast from the clouds to burst open onto the grounds below and serve some usefulness as fertilizer for the plants and food for the scavengers and worms

>>30666291
Chinese? I'm up for some.

>>30666390
Fuck it all

>>30666404
So they won.

>>30666347
But they're always coated in that powdery shit.
>>30666365
Most of them are actually covered in a layer of white hair.
They need close shaving to get them to look hairless. Also, the near baldness exposes their skin which causes clogged and infected pores. Chinese Crested dogs are some of the lumpiest animals alive.

The more you know.