>>30651500

Mule:NunTaken.jog

New Topic is drawing.

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

Fluffy is STILL streaming for now

Repeat from the last thread

You have the opportunity to sneak something into Twilight's checklist for the day, and her OCD will compel her to carry it out

what now?

Here's a topic.

>they WALKED all the way back to Ponyville and the library after Discord trolled them and RD flew off

>Rarity had Tom on her back the entire time

That bitch has some serious endurance.

>>30651523
>Implying Twilight didn't help.

>>30651523

>implying she didnt get that fool Twilight to do most of the work

>>30651536
>>30651539
Watch it again. TS only helps right as they reach the library.

>>30651518
Give Spike the time of his fucking life.

>>30651518

Relax!
Go to spa with Rarity, Party with Pinkie, Play with the CMC, Play a Bluegrass song for AJ, Watch the Cannibal Holocaust with Flutterhy and Watch Rainbow Dash showing of.

>>30651518
spike must receive the wettest, sloppiest, messiest blowjob in existence

>>30651518
This
>>30651554
The little guy deserves some appreciation
Alternatively, ditch that fucking owl

>>30651518
Use the want it, need it spell on a random poni

>>30651555

> twilight
> relaxing

who do you think RD will betray next time? do you think that's the reason she left her home and familly and ended hidding in ponyville?

>>30651593
>huge-pair-of-purple-tweezers.png

>>30651595
Haha, what a story mark, but let's not go down that road again.

>>30651595
She'll betray Spitfire, and get permanently barred from the Wonderbolts.

At this point I can't count anything negative that Spike will ever do to the horned ones against him, at all.

>>30651518
Spike gets a to have a tripledecker gemstone sundae for breakfast

>>30651606
>>30651606

>>30651518
I'm coming at your base with two rockvees and an ambo - you've got a Jarmen, two scorps and a quad. What do you do?

>>30651623
uh
kill the batman

>>30651623
Sponsor patriots on your noncores.

Sponsor zealots in your capital.

drama

>>30651603
Eye removal is the only way to get rid of that horrific condition. Just look at the size of that vein

>>30651650

I hope that she will do this in the later episodes.

>>30651665
Be dramatic? I think the odds are in your favor for that.

>>30651652
I suggest gem surgery. nothing like good gem transplant to give a pony a new vision of the world. May I suggest emerald? it's cheap and effective.

best pony or bestEST pony?

>>30651672
It's "more betterer", you plebe.

>>30651500

Oh no, not this repulsive picture again.
Pony chan, google it.

>>30651672
more like best traitor. ficking rainbow dash

>>30651595
She betrayed her family by being a homo and was kicked out obviously.

>>30651672
>blur

MY EYES

>>30651706
seh got raped at the prom and got pregnant. had to abort but the familly thought she kinda deserved that shit and disowned her so she left away. she only became lesbian a few month after, when Gilda was the only one offering her a shelter and food for a while, until she found that job in ponyville, to start anew

>>30651711
Yeah, sucks. It was drawn in a low quality stream at the time in between commercials. But I loved it I didn't want to never see the light of day again.

MAYBE SOMEBODY SOMEDAY CAN RETRACE IT

>>30651732
just use a different brush

So everyone was talkign about
>Seth's documentary
a while ago. Can someone fill me in on what's going on? There's nothing about it on EqD.

>>30651735
I didn't draw it, some drawfag did.

>>30651681

>>30651518
>making a list of pictograms
How inefficient.

>>30651757
Spike's a pretty good artist, though

>>30651773
created with megic

>>30651739
I don't know, but this "Phoe" person is the attention whore to end all attention whores.

The latest episode, Lesson Zero, is so crazy it's great.

>>30651518
Teleport Pinkie Pie into the human word, right next to Nopony.

Check.

>>30651672
Dragons are either slaves or ostracized from pony society.

Rarity is the best pony after Celestia.

>>30651793
Rarity? That's a funny way to spell FLUTTERSHY!

>Liking characters with mohawks
>2011

>>30651787

But what if she accidentally telefrags you with Pinkie?

>>30651753

yiff in hell furfag

>>30651806
Telewhat me now?

>>30651819
nope
nope
nope
nope

you cant not know what the fuck a telefrag is

So what did we think of the moral this week?

>>30651819
Teleport Pinkie inside you.
>>30651811
I'd hardly call that furry, it's not even anthro.

>>30651806
Or worse, what if you get fused together like in The Fly? You'd be forced to go through life as a horrific man-pony hybrid

>>30651819

For emphasis

When Twilight teleported into the ball, her mass causing it to explode from the inside as she appeared there... she 'telefragged' it

>>30651826
"Listen to your friends even when you think their problems aren't anything worth getting worked up about"? That moral?

>>30651831

>>30651826
the moral of this week is that being a unicorn apparently comes with heavy issues that should be medicated

>>30651825
Well, that would be gory I guess. But Twilight is a better magical unicorn than that. The only mistake she could make while teleporting her here would be accidentaly making her fall in love with me

Not that it would be a problem.

>>30651846
No, that story was pretty cute. I'm talking terrifying hybrid here

>>30651500
Morning /co/, hows things?

>You will never be part of the Venetian Trade League.

>>30651875
I axed that same question and it went unanswered.
I'm still not sure.

>>30651875
Rather uneventful night, not like any big news was dropped or anything.

>>30651863

Ohhhh... Nopony....I love you

as a friend

>>30651898
>You're like a big brother to me

I'd hit it so hard.
So hard, so hard, so hard. With a force so mighty that everyone in a one hundred miles area would become infertile.
Jesus christ.
So
hard.

>>30651826
This week we learned that when your friends are freaking out over some blown-out-of-proportion drama, you should humor them even when it's counter-productive

Also, that Celestia has such a psychological chokehold on Twilight that her student will go from cool and logical to apeshit crazy at the slightest provocation

Seriously, what happened in Magical Kindergarten that disturbed Twilight so much?

>>30651895
I went to bed right after "cutie pox" so I wasn't really expecting more.

>>30651901
I'd have to kill my manly parts to keep the boner down.

>>30651908
Twilight was constantly mocked, because she had incredible magic POTENTIAL, but little to no control whatsoever.

It's like the magic equivalent of going to kindergarten still wetting your pants.

>>30651906
>3DPD
>Worst pony cosplay
Keep it.

>>30651828

> touching ponies
> not furry

>>30651908

>what happened in school

Plenty of kids are subject to bullying or being estranged from groups. She just didn't have any friends and it fucked her up pretty bad.

>>30651925
Well, riding is a pretty popular hobby, you saying that's furry?

>>30651908
In Magical Kindergarten, the students are forced to summon dark monstrosities, are psychologically tortured, and as part of their final exam they must cull the unworthy

Explains why Celestia only has one student

>>30651938

> implying I was talking about IRL horses.

>>30651938
We're fine with bestiality, it's furry where we draw the line

>>30651921

Looks pretty good to me, sure ain't the best, but not the worst either (dat horrible pinkie)
I love her. To each one his own I guess.

>>30651945
Oh wait, I didn't even notice there was a human in that pic. Still, having pets hardly makes a person a furry.

i hope applebloom dies of the cutie pox

>>30651908
>an adult doesn't want to get sent back to kindergarten
>SHE MUST HAVE BEEN ABUSED!

>>30651960

But OPs pic goes even further beyond.
That is pure furfagotry.

I can smell the rotten smell of AIDS.

>>30651960
>implying it doesn't

>>30651920
>It's like the magic equivalent of going to kindergarten still wetting your pants.


TEACHERRRR TWILLIGHT IS SPARKLING AGAIN!

>>30651976
AND THIS

IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

this week we learned that madmax can be very naughty....

I have a terribly horrible fan fiction idea about Twilight's childhood.

She was a good student and made friends etc.
But one day that Alicorn humiliated her so much, that she only focused on the single purpose of getting better.

>>30651976
Well, it's not well-drawn, but... I guess I find that kinda cute. My friend's fucking huge dog does that sometimes.

>>30651992

Whenever this guy draws his ponies holding shit I just can't help but think of that scene where Patrick drives the net through Squidward's fucking tentacle.

FIRMLY GRASP IT.

>>30651992
Please, refer to
>>30651958

>>30652013
FIRMLY GRASP IT IN YOUR HAND

>>30651912
so you have an incest fetish

>>30651963
It's the strange jump to "thrown back to kindergarten" that makes people think there's a reason she fixated on kindergarten specifically.

>>30651500
>Larger forearms
>Much of that head

No... this isn't traced and copied from a Gardevoir pic at all! /sarcasm]

In a fight who would win.

Psycho Twilight or Pinkamena Diane Pie?

>>30652043
It's just like one of my japanese animes!

>>30652006

Do you guys have any relaxing music?

I am full of pressure and have no Flutterhy to kick my ass.

>>30652044
Well it's the first schooling experience, I assumed she just defaulted to the beginning. Ya know, starting over completely.

>>30652049
Listen to blues or decades radio on shoutcast.

>>30652020
Time for what? Are we gunna put Bosco syrup on stuff?

>>30652047
Mentally-stable Pinkie is more potentially dangerous than mentally-unstable Pinkie.

Think about that for a second.

>>30652047
ends in blood. also twillight win by casting love spell on pinkie and she just laugh in a corner of the street while pinkie dies being raped to death by anything that walks in a 10 km radius.

>>30651906

I concur. I just.

Boobs. Hips. Waist. Holy mother of god this woman is gorgeous.

>>30652049
I usually listen to this album.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEC8nqT6Rrk

or this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7p_rxPDMvI

>>30652066
Well, it's not like this was an active thread anyway.

Discussion has been shit all morning.

>>30652085
People are asleep Anon, or in class or at work.

I'm only here because I have a break between my 8 AM class and my 10 AM class

>>30652069

Thank you!

>>30652047
Did someone say Psycho Twilight?

>>30652097

Applebloom and Fluttershy are relatives.jpg

Only 5 more days. God help us.

> Applejack saves Twilights life. Gets no respect.
> Rainbow Dash saves Rarity's life plus 3 wonderbolts and on top of that does a sonic rainboom

MLP writers favourite is clearly Rainbow Dash

>>30652122

FIve days of excited waiting.
It is like Christmas, except you don't know what you will get.

>>30652128
She got a trophy for saving the town, once.

>>30652106
Does crazy twilight have a fanon name yet? For 'booru purposes, obviously.

>>30652122
>only

>>30652139
>don't know what you will get
Same could be said about that boat in Episode 3

>>30652128
Both Sonic Rainboom and Cutie Mark Chronicles were written by the same guy.

Seems more like he favors her.

>>30652139

How does she holds stick?

It does not makes sense.

>>30651963

You're forgetting this part here. Something traumatic happened to her as a little filly, and she's still suffering from it.

>>30652170

>>30652177
>implying its not a live-action docudrama

>>30652002
And so begins another artists' descent unto pony porn.


And it will be delicious.

>>30652128
When did Applejack save Twilights life?

>>30652170
It's a cartoon, but I like to THINK, again, THINK they can attract things to their hoofs with the same force as a human may grip an object by way of magic inherent in all ponys

>>30652189
s1e2

>>30652170

> implying that unnaturally colored horses standing on two legs and playing electric chellos without electricity make more sense.

>>30652184
I hold you personally responsible.

>>30652173
I just read that as her being afraid all the foals would laugh at her because she'd be a grown-ass mare in a kindergarten.

>>30652184

I can remember when stuff like this was the most risqué thing CartoonLion drew.

>>30652189
Griffon the Brush Off, when she pulled her from the burning building that got hit by the oil tanker.

>>30652199
eh.

what's one more blame?

>>30652201
My thoughts exactly. I don't think she's ever BEEN to "magic kindergarten" since she was schooled privately by Celestia.

>>30652196
She saved Twilight in Dragonshy too...

> AppleLight is canon

>>30652194

IRL hoof

I SAVED /V/!

>>>/v/113838833

>>30652189
Dragonshy, during the avalanche.

>>30652213
>yfw Twilight was a substitute teacher for a class of foals and fillies, and on the very first day she screwed up bad and they all laughed at her. She asked them to stop but they just laughed. And then she got more nervous, and the next day she screwed up even more.

And they laughed. never-ending laughs. She begged them to stop laughing.

But they wouldn't.

So she killed them all.
And now

she's the only one laughing.

>>30652230
It's no coincidence the thread 404'd shortly afterwords I got double dubs.

It's a sign from Providence

>>30652242
I was with you until those last couple paragraphs.

>>30652242
Why are people treating My Little fucking Pony like it's some complex character study?
I mean I know you're probably joking but there are people who are serious about this shit.

>>30652258
>Why are people treating My Little fucking Pony like it's some complex character study?

The usual reason.

>>30652258
Nothing better to do with my day.

>>30652258
That's the fun part. propping them full of ideas and watching them run their mouths off

This... kind of makes me wish I had a sister.

>>30652242

>>30652291

What if Equestria is actually a relatively small principality?

What if Celestia doesn't ACTUALLY control the sun: she just claims she does in order to control the population?

>>30652291
>incest
What makes you think you would be less beta with your sister then you are around other women?

>>30652310
Perhaps it's time you put on your tin foil hat and go dance in a lightning storm.

>>30652310
Then this thread would be like a million other threads

>>30652310

It is possible. Like the Japs believing that their emperor is the son of the sun goddess.

>>30652317
I shove my little sister around, call her names and swear to her all the time. It's all in good fun of course. Not that guy though.

>>30652310
Provide in-show evidence for this or shut the fuck up. We have too much unsubstantiated fanon as it is.

>>30652310

AncientAliensGuy.jpg

>>30652310
Equestria so far has been shown to be a stand in for the US.
So its actually pretty large.

>>30652321
Linking together, forming a universe. String theory.

Imagine: our universe is made up of the ideas postulated upon by some other universe's 4chan. Their suggestions in their threads, like "angry board that is supposed to talk about video games, but doesn't", and "black man becomes president" make up our universe.

The statements made in our threads make up the next universe.

Including all the porn.

>>30652331
>Provide in-show evidence for this or shut the fuck up.

I think someone's taking pony cartoons a LITTLE too seriously.

>>30652338

Actually there are infinite universes so the possibilities are like endless.

>>30652329
Is this your sister?

>>30652335
>White pony leader for all established history
>Black pony tries to take control
>Gets its shit slapped by friendship

>>30652338

>>30652356
just like the 1960's

>>30652356

I want to live there.jpg

>>30652354
Yes.

So.

How 'bout those BCS rankings.

>Wisconsin

>>30652372
Dear LBJ,

Today I learned that sometimes it's not just about making friends. Sometimes it's about taking friends. Or eliminating potential non friends before they can establish a base.

Signed, your faithful FBI director,
J. Edgar Hoover

ITT over thinking

Is there a religion in Equestria?

I mean religion is believing in a non existent something. So worshiping a IRL god is what?

>>30652412
Science?

daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature

>>30652412
Nice try. /v/ is easier to troll. Try there.

>>30652403

It was a vain effort.

>>30652422

>picture

What the fuck?

>>30652422

>implying that petition will do anything

>>30652338
that's actually pretty cool
i think the next universe should have a pony thread in which ponies are discussed

>>30652456

I wish it existed IRL, magic would be cool also.

>>30652434>>30652444

Sometimes I wish Applejack was my mom... Mainly because my mom is an hard drinking alchoholic whore

>>30652379
Were the people who were joy-freaking-out about that ending serious? That kind of thing had already been done to death before that.

Sometimes I wish Applejack was my mom... She seems so caring and protective

Are there any pictures of bronies out there that don't look like they're filled with secret autistic serial killers?

>>30651846

>>30652452
Ha. Right.

>>30652510
NO

can someone delete an image from >>30650129 so I can mark it?

>>30652510
Wow, look at that redhead with her bangs all low and the rest of her hair completely obscuring her ears.

Fluttershy incarnate.

>>30652510
No, because anybody who calls themselves that is one

>>30652530
>Seth's documentary

...WHAT

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT

>>30652510
>dat cowboy hat

4chan done derped?

>>30652412
Celestia's crown has a modified want it, need it spell which keeps the citizens of Equestria constantly pacified.

>>30652510
3rd guy from the right seems pretty bro.

Does anyone else try to force themselves to draw but only end up masturbating to Megasweets futa-horses?

>>30652422
>Human rights
Ummm...

>>30652275
>that pic

>Not posting the half-crazy, half-sexy one
>2011

What if Twilight cast a want it, need it spell on her vagina?

>>30652561
> from spent half my life slobbering infront of an computer eating shit loads of chips
> Spend rest of my life masturbating to cartoon ponies while eating chips

>>30652585
I try to force myself to draw, but keep fapping on it's own time-slot.

>>30652510
I like the guy standing between the red head and the blond.

He reminds me of Joe Pesci.

>>30652585
I have that problem too. When I draw I get a boner and then I just end up squirting my love juice on my socket.

...so.

How 'bout dem ponys? Sure are crazy.

>>30652579
>which keeps the citizens of Equestria constantly pacified.
Except that everyone is STILL terrified of her, even her own personal student freaks the fuck out when thinking about her. She's acting like the best goddamned friend a princess/mentor/mother-figure could be and still she's seen as That Terrifying Tyrant.

>>30651523

Between this, lifting up bears, and tearing through wood like it's nothing, I think it's safe to say that ponies are far stronger than humans.

How does it feel knowing you could never overpower and have your way with Pinkie Pie, bronies?

>>30652593
That episode was filled to the brim with perfect shots which could be taken the wrong way.

>>30652530
>>30652530
>>30652530
>>30652530
guys?

>>30652634
Meh, I wouldn't want to rape them anyway.

your semen will never be squirted into Rarity's hot pony vagina

>>30652634
Good, because I would never do that act of depravity.

>>30652648
I don't have a image in it, sorry.

>>30652646
And quotes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGFAeeJe__E&feature=related

Guys. I am honestly thinking of buying this toy. I know it's a little weird, but I think it will feel pretty damn good.

What are your thoughts?

GOD DAMN IT. EVERY TIME I'VE REFRESHED /CO/ FOR THE PAST HOURS THIS FUCKING THREAD IS AT THE TOP OF THE FRONT PAGE.

THIS. FUCKING. THREAD. HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO THAT? I THOUGHT /CO/ STOPPED WORKING FOR A WHILE. FUCK.

>>30652648
>>30652530
Done

>>30652648

okay

>>30652680
>>30652693
Adorable

>>30652646
>>30652646
Yes

>>30652422
BoHe-Man Rhapsody is better.

>>30652674
What is WRONG with you?

Nah, just kidding. You should get it and go crazy. We're all going to horribly die in about a year anyway, so might as well!

>>30652679
Sorry dude, guess there's just enough conversation going on here to keep it up there. If it's any consolation, we stay in the thread until imagelimit, so there's almost always a period where we're past bump limit for a 100 posts or so and we drop down.
If a spammer doesn't use up our imagelimit early or something, that is.

>>30652716
See, I'm having a hard time thinking that some of the artists aren't doing this shit on purpose.

>>30652679

Yeah, pony fever's in high swing again, so we oughta apologize in advance for the general thread's activity during Season 2. I think the fandom's giving the impression that it's forcing ponies down everyone's throat...

>>30652751
>Artists
Animators, damnit.

>>30651751
Really delayed, but she posted the full thing shortly afterward

>>30652595

Drawfriends, I hope you are paying attention.

SO THEN

It was Twilight's friends who learn't something about the magic of friendship this episode. Which is why Celestia has now got them sending letters, to encourage them to learn more about friendship, the same way Twilight was all through season 1.

Why did it take me so long to realise that?

>>30652775

Actually, I'm doing the opposite.

>made my gf watch the new episode with me
>she was unimpressed at first, only snickered at some jokes
>part with the playing fillies comes up
>she talks in a voice like she is 6 years old and says: oh my gosh teeny tiny giggling little ponies!
I almost had a heart attack

>>30652595
What if Twilight cast a want it, need it spell on her anus?

>>30652806
Record it

>>30652806

>all blank flanks

wow, they must be really young

>>30652817
yeah, shake those booties you little whores.

>>30652775
See, it's so obvious and predicable no self respecting artist would ever use that bit of canon to fuel their porn.

You are now aware that Faust used her demon magic to cast a want it need it spell on MLP

>>30652831

>>30652817
I'll try. I wanted her to wear a white dress while her hair was purple-ish and curled, but I couldn't. But I taught her how to properly say "I AM RARITY!"

>>30652811
>analingus.

>>30652845
Her teeth are fucking strong.

I wouldn't want my dick anywhere near that mouth.

>>30652841
I'll say!

>>30652674
It's the best looking fleshlight out there aesthetically speaking that's for damn sure. I hear bad dragons are easy to clean, too.

>>30652848
>But I taught her
>wear a white dress
Nigga, I just wanted hear her squeak with giddiness, not put on a show. She's not a dog.

>>30652848
>what the fuck did I just write
I couldn't convince her. I accidentaly the verb.

>>30652866
good thing horses have a "safe spot" in their mouth. just have to go sideway.

>>30652674
Go for it, get the pink one. Name it Pinkie Pie.

>>30652674
>>30652674
>>30652674
>>30652674

>>30652880

Then why are women often referred to as "bitches"?

>>30652880
What I wanted to say, is that she knows that I visit 4chan pony threads, and she knows what shit is going on here, so unless I can be tricky I don't think I can convince her. And the same effect couldn't be achieved unless the next episode will have more giggling playing fillies.

>>30652841

>>30652787
Celestia decided to upgrade her Facebook relationship status from "Seeing my Student" to "HAREM PARTY TIEMZ!"

>>30652712
Is this a troll or are you dyslexic?

>>30652898

A more appropriate picture.

>>30652923
Hoppip is a girl.

So both.

>>30652916
Ah, I see.
>a girl friend that know of the depravity that goes on in this site
>still your girl friend

It seems she's made of sterner stuff. Don't take her for granted.

>>30652939
She always says "The shit I put up with..." and that I should be grateful for her tolerance.

>you will never pound Hoppip while she clutches an enormous pile of self-made pony plushes

>>30652948
Aww, she seems awesome. No nonsense.

>>30652961

>>30652948
>you will never browse 4chan without being given fucked up fuck fantasies

>>30652948

You'd better treat that woman nice, 'cuz she's one-in-a-million.

>>30652898
Did crazy Twilight remind anyone of when Eddy went crazy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P68Rhn0X_8

>>30652961

Who says I'm not a serial rapist that happens to know where she lives?
I'm sorry Hoppip, I'm not really a rapist.
But I do find watching people through their windows very arousing.

So... watching Lesson Zero and Big Mac just broke through a gigantic pile of girl ponies, sending them what looks like easily a quarter mile in every direction.

Um... exactly how strong do you think Big Mac really is, cause that's pretty impressive.

>>30652991

>These threads. All the time. Not this time though. Paradoxasaurus.

Newsflash Nopony doesnt actually have a girlfriend

Does anyone here maintain the MLP wiki?

>>30652892
No you fool. Name it Pinkie's pie.

>>30653022

Yeah I do.

>>30653012

Under stressful situations, humans have demonstrated sudden and incredible capacities for strength and endurance. Look up those people who've lifted cars off of love ones.

Maybe the same goes for ponies?

>>30653012
Earth Ponies
>exactly
no answer to that
you just have to take it granted that they're Earth ponies

>>30653021
Newsflash Not everyone here is a 13 year old fat neckbeard like you

>>30653022
I hope not, the poor fucker.

>>30653022

>she tells twilight to "b-back that ass up"

It's too early for me to lose my shit like this.

>>30652923
>>30652934
>>30652961
>>30652972
>>30653011

I'm looking forward to some sly references to Lyra+BonBons lesbianism.

Come on now, it's the year two thousands and fucking eleven. It won't be THAT much of a deal to the mainstream media. Maybe a bunch of jokes about My Lesbian Pony, and some minor butthurt from far-right-extremists.

>>30652961
>you will never eat Pinkie Pie's cumcakes made with Rarity's shit and Futashy's seed

Feels bad man.

>>30653039
>13 year old
>beard
Fucking hormones dude!

>>30653057
They grow up so fast...

>>30653032
Man, your job must be fun.

Well that's nice, I had a weird dream involving ponies last night. First I was thinking about The Matrix for some reason, and then I thought about ponies. So then there was this metal stuff that looked like the CGI stuff from Transformers movie. And then after some talking it zoomed out and it was Flutttershy, animated normally but wearing a metal helmet and gloves/shoes. And she was wearing it because one of the other ponies was trying to see if they could convince her she was a robot?

>>30653037

Ok, scene just got to Celestia disenchanting the crowd and it looks like Big Mac and Bon Bon were... well we'll never know now will we?

>>30653069
Not fast enough. No where near fast enough.

Why children take so long to grow? They eat and drink like pig and give nothing back. Must find way to accelerate process...

>>30653075
what

>>30653073
>Pinkie Pie plays many instruments and frequently breaks out into spontaneus orgasms.

Oh god my that was fucking hillarious.

>>30653073
>>30653032
>>30653022
>job as wiki editor/admin

>>30652716
no way that comparison is just coincidence

>>30653082

Kudos, Suchong, but I read a sad/true story along the same lines.

A baby in China started bleeding internally, and the doctors had no idea why. Turns out the hormones in the baby's milk were causing her to menstruate.

I don't have a girlfriend. It seems like getting drunk of your arse is the requirement for one around here, I don't want to do that.

>>30653010

>>30653108
>sad story from China

That's unfortunate. I know sad. I have seen depravity.

>>30653075
Last night I finally had a 'pony dream' you fags keep talking about. At first I was totally getting an awesome handjob from this slut I know at work, then I passed out and woke up 1 second later and there was a thousand burning baby fetuses in a lake of fire that suddenly turned into ponies. Then I woke up.

I feel cheated.

>>30653075

Evidently, it was a psychological exercise concocted to encourage self-esteem? Being a robot really does make one less afraid of things.

>>30653108
That's a rare genetic condition.

>>30653129
If we're talking about pony dreams then this cannot go unposted

>>30653129

Sounds like you regret the death of your innocence.

>>30652674

If you've tried fleshlights before and liked them, go for it, but try a cheaper model just to see if you like the concept. It's pricy for what it is, and as with all things that stretch back and forth, it'll tear eventually. Some people say it isn't worth it for the money you pay, they might be right.

>>30653151

I don't want to accept this.

>>30653151

>>30653159
I don't like Fleshlights. Why the fuck would I want to hump a hunk of plastic when I still have two fully functional hands?

>>30653174

We are full of trolls.

>>30653174
saved for future reposting

>Twilight and her descent into madness.

>>30653151
>>30653174

>>30652716
Here's a thing:

You know that pesky rule "Makers of the show can't look at the shows fanart, because they could be sued for copy-write infringement"? It doesn't really apply to risqué/sexy fanart.

First of all, who'd admit in a court of law to drawing that stuff?

And second, who would take it seriously? "I'm sueing you, Hasbro, because this scene here, in this little girls cartoon, looks just like a pornographic artwork I drew and posted to Furaffinity.com!"

>>30653192
>>30653174
>>30653188
>>30653187
>>30653151
>>30653129
>>30653075
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Fluttershyfanfic.mp3

>>30653187
yeah, trolls. Lets go with that.

>>30652497
I wish Applejack was my mom too.

>>30653210

I can't believe that somebody dreams with ponies.
Not even CWC, not even him.

I wonder if we'll get a full blown christmas episode this year

>>30653208
pfffpfffftssfffhffff

Let's not go in the direction this thread is headed. Instead, we could talk about how bad Applejack is!

>>30653236
There won't be a Christmas episode unless they say that there was a Pony Jesus.

>>30653240
I save EVERYTHING. I love going through the garbage of everyone here, because I know I can find little gems in mountains of shit

>>30653247
Ok.
>Implying applejack is bad

>>30653247
applejack is so bad I need to wait for rustydooks to come around so he can color this

>>30653247
Applejack is pretty great, but she seems to be the physically weakest character in MLP:FiM. That's no good, Applejack should be good at at least one thing.

>>30653236
They'll never call it Christmas. Since no Jesus and all.

>>30653268
she's good at being boring

>>30652497
>>30653226

Be careful what you wish for; a mom like Applejack may end up being as conservative as a Republican extremist.

>>30653236
>>30653270
Life Day.

>>30653265
>Implying she isn't

>>30653236
They don't have Christmas. Just "awesome holidays".

>>30653270
Well of course they won't call it christmas but that doesn't mean they can't have a christmas themed episode and call it something else.

http://askblueblood.tumblr.com/
I fucking love this Tumblr.

>>30653267
>>30653265
>>30653268
>liking Applejack

>>30653281
>implying there's anything wrong with being a republican extremest

>>30653247
Applejack? I'm quite sure we've had that topic already today. Twice. I'm sick of applejack.

Now...
>Dance with me.

I actually had a loosely pony related dream last night. Spoilers because most people won't care.
Was in an open square market area with a couple of friends, when I noticed pink cotton candy clouds floating about the place. Started looking around for Discord when it started raining (it was kinda more chocolate water than chocolate milk) so we ran into a nearby shop where I was promptly distracted by whatever was inside, until my attention was regained by the sound of hail. Looking outside, hail was falling so thick we couldn't see the other side of the street, and after a little bit giant snowflakes started forming in midair. They were rather pretty. Then it stopped suddenly, and an incredibly hot sun came out, with any evidence of the hail dissapearing beside a few of the snowflakes that'd landed under the building's eaves. Ventured out a bit before deciding to refill our waterbottles, because screw wandering around under a blistering sun without water and woke up before any was found.

TLDR Discord fucks with the weather.

>>30653226
Applejack? Please. Pinkie would be the BEST mom. Party at my house when I'm gone? WHY THE HELL NOT?!

>>30653311
The only thing I don't like about Applejack is that she isn't Rarity.

>>30653331
>Implying that's not the only GOOD thing about AJ

>>30653331
Rarity more like Worstponyity

>>30653323
Pinkie wouldn't let you party when she wasn't around. She would want to be part of the party.

When was the last time you had a party you wanted your mother at?

>>30653313

Admittedly, things like that boil down to opinion.

I'm prejudiced, though, 'cuz my parents won't listen to anything that goes against whatever Rush Limbaugh says.

Applejack is worst pony since no matter how hard I try I can't draw her correctly.
>captcha: Something *spoiler box*
wtf.

>>30653311
I joust love southern accents, even when they're spouting bullshit.

>>30653350

>>30653095

Yeah, a lot of my dreams are pretty odd odd. I also think it had something to do watching that show last night where Adam Savage was an immortal cyborg from the future recounting the technology that made him the oldest man in the world. There was a lot of crazy stuff in that. That and remembering that crazy mind control thread on /sci/ from a few weeks back.

>>30653129

That does sound like a fairly disappointing dream, though it is a bit creative.

>>30653131

Sounds interesting, and makes a bit more sense than it being a Halloween costume, though I like that idea too. Pretty sure the dream was mostly just meant to creep me out a bit, though. I tend to play jokes on myself like that.

>>30653208
>Sleeping a whole night covered in shit and piss
Oh, Faceless.

>>30653380
It was only a matter of time, I suppose.

>>30653369
Rarity is industry.

>>30653369

Totally made my day, and I'm not quite sure why.

>>30653311
Applejack is a great pony and you should be ashamed for not liking her just because of her voice.

>>30653380
Yeah. Don't allow that image to become visible to the plebeian masses... ever.

>>30653369
>Tea Party
>Libertarian
>Implying the Tea Party isn't a libertarian movement

I know it's a joke chart, but still...

>>30653416
Scootaloo/Twilight OTP.

>>30653414
Who the hell said I dislike her for her voice? It's just the fact that she is the most boring pony, and people always ship her with Dash when everyone knows Dash is with Pinkie Pie

>>30653431
The tea party's a classic GOP astroturfing campaign

>>30653380
Wheres the Scootaloo ball vector. Might want to place it above the 2nd frame to get rid of that damn advertisement/logo.

>>30653431

I guess AppleDash even applies to politics.

>>30653431
the tea party is libertarianism plus massively hardcore "family values" with a heaping side order of evangelical fundamentalism and racism. Real libertarians don't give a fuck if gay people get married.

lrn2politics

>>30653451
you are welcome to your opinion even if it is wrong

>>30653453
That too.

>>30653451
But Dash can be shipped with either of those characters. Or both at the same time.

>>30653486
Dash is the Queen of all Ships. There is noone she couldn't be shipped with.

>>30652595
>>30653380
>What if Twilight cast a want it, need it spell on her vagina?

oh

wow

>>30653498
You mean "no one".
Also I kinda like Twidash.

MY FAV SHIP IS RDXRD

>>30653504
>twidash

nope sorry

I would like to jam my toothbrush into Colgate's mouth and give her the brushing of a lifetime

and then she'd return the favor

>>30653502
She already said "Works every time". Which really raises the question - when and what did she use it on before?

Bestships
Rarity/AJ
Twilight/Fluttershy
Dash/Derpy
Pinkie will fuck anyone

>>30653486

>people not liking Applejack

Hurm...

>>30653511
For a second I thought I was looking at emoticon spam at the end there.

Also that ship would be called "Double rainbow".

>>30653512
What? I was talking about Dash ships, not Twilight ones. And I like TwiMac.

>>30653532
RRRRRARLL

>>30653545
>you like twimac

is that so

were you around last night?

>>30653532
I don't care how boring AJ is in the show, I bet she's a real beast in bed.

I like fluttermac

>>30653453
If you think the Tea Party has been beneficial to the GOP, you don't really know anything about American politics, and should stick with whatever your home country's politics are.

The Tea Party drains voters from Republican candidates, because Democrat voters would never vote for Tea Party candidates. This causes a split in the vote. It is no secret that this is damaging to a party.

To think otherwise would be to say, "Gee, the Southern Democrat party really helped Stephen A. Douglas beat Abraham Lincoln in the election of 1960!"

It makes you look stupid.

>>30653545
>>30653561

>>30653568
yeah I mean look at how she fought with rarity over the sheets

I'm curious to see /co/'s reaction to this site:
poniesismypassion.com

Applejack general?

>>30653588
There's no way I'm opening that.

>>30653573
Except tea party candidates always get absorbed by the republican party. because that's the way they've engineered it.

>>30653593
I promise it wont give you aids.

>>30653573
>The rise of a third political party is harming the vote
I don't approve of the tea party but this line of thinking is dumb

>>30653588
THAT IS NOT EVEN GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT

>>30653606

I don't think that's what he's worried about.

>>30653588
So it's like FML but for MLP?
This should be good.

>>30653591
Why not, we're like 10 pics away from image limit.

>>30653588
it's another terrible site like all the other fml rip-offs. Not that revolting.

>>30653613
BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAS IT?
OTHERWISE HE SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IT
AIDS IS A PRETTY BIG DEAL

>>30653573
>The Tea Party drains voters from Republican candidates

LOL. The Tea Party candidates are Republican.

The whole "movement" is bought is bought and paid for by the GOP. They bus people in. They print out the "hand written" signs for them.

That's why the tea baggers are so surprised by the OWS movement. That's what real grassroots looks like.

The tea party's just a bunch of fags and suckers. They have no idea what they're doing.

Only foreignors could possibly like Applejack, she has no character whatsoever and is just plain boring.

The only thing that keeps her fans around is the fucking accent.
Prove me wrong.

>>30653621
FUCKING NO
APPLEJACK IS WORST PONY
BY FART

>>30653607
It's not even a political party.

>>30653636
her hat is pretty sexy.

>>30653602
In the past, that has been the case following Republican concessions. So yeah, I guess if you believe concessions that win back voters that would have voted for you anyway are beneficial to your party, sure.

>>30653607
I didn't say it was "harming the vote". Hurr durr. I said it was damaging to the republican party. Voting is a zero sum game. Each candidate gets a percentage out of one hundred votes. You cannot strengthen other parties by bringing in new ones.

Fact: the introduction of new parties weakens existing parties.

>>30653583
>>30653561
I was not around to see this. But I like it!

>>30653637
FART YOU SAY

WE HAVE GOT THE SWEETIE BELLES OF POLITICS RIGHT UP IN HURR

>>30653670
inorite?

>>30653648
Trixie's hat is better.

>>30653653
>the introduction of new parties weakens existing parties.

Good. But the Tea Party is not a party. Constitution, Green, and Libertarian are parties. The Tea Party is just an offshoot of the Republican party, who only started paying attention to the deficit and debt problems once W left the White House and a negro democrat moved in.