>>30647407
What If i feel indifferent to ponies? Like i see them i smile adn am interested, but do not like it?

>>30647407

Terrorism.

apples, carrots, celerery stalks, colourful flowers too!

>Twilight ends up going way too insane way too fast.

Good, she's funnier when she's insane.

THEY DON'T EAT FOOD, THEY ARE FOOD

>>30647425
Tell me about it.

>>30647407
Daffodil cupcakes

>>30647407

Salad, hay, soup

>>30647433
>no matter how loud she'd scream, no one would hear her

I think think should think think.

Wait...

>>30647434
You heard that shit too? It's angels singing, man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU

>>30647440
Twilight you eat all those tacos and you'll be one someday

>>30647433
>No matter how loud I scream no one hears me.

...I'll be in my bunk.

>>30647447

>>30647434
we all work so very hard
it's just so much to do!

>mfw Cleverbot knows how to sing WWU

TOPIC

Luna might have an "I'm so ronery" type song next episode

They eat themselves

>>30647425
Damn it Isaac, I've tried to move it twice now unsuccessfully!

I've, uhh, never posted it before and want to try it out!

Just kidding with ya.

>>30647458

>>30647458

I see this coming...

>>30647440
Man, I'd eat her taco if you know what I mean

seriously, she probably makes great tacos since she likes them so much

>>30647457
>implying that is not her dream

>>30647463
hope not
i hope more a, i dont want people to get scared, i want they to accept me, stuff

>>30647457
Not if she becomes a book first! :V

>>30647483

what's all this with twilight and tacos, anyways?

What disturbed me is at the beginning of Bird in The Hoof, you can CLEARLY see a ham sandwich on the table.

Is that why they keep pigs? Are the ponies omnivorous?

>>30647497

>>30647457
Hey Twilight, how come your mom lets you have 2 tacos?

>>30647447

>>30647483
You ninja'd my post, you jerk.

I'm glad you were able to post a picture you liked.

>>30647497
:V

>>30647501
they also have cows caged in their stables

>>30647481
>>30647483

She really like tacos.

>Twilight fucking loves tacos.
Twilight is the EFG of the pony universe?

>>30647501
>Are the ponies omnivorous?

Don't be silly.

>>30647521
>b shit

get out

>>30647440
>>30647481
>>30647483
>>30647500
>>30647507

>taco general
Soft shelled taco twilight is superior

>>30647507

to make up for the hugs I never got

>>30647507
BECAUSE CELESTIA FUCKS ME ANALLY EVERY DAY

>>30647507
Because you're getting fat Fluttershy. LOSE SOME WEIGHT, FATTY! NO ONE WILL LOVE A ROUND MUSHY THING ON LEGS. NO ONE.

Here's that second panel for that guy from last thread.

I am terrible with comics and photoshop in general. I'm gonna go be sad in my bed now.

>>30647538
it wasn't funny yesterday, it isn't funny today

please please stop trolling

>>30647535

yeah, soft-shelled tacos are totally better

>>30647538

>>30647538

>>30647500
I don't know, but I'm really hoping I started Taco Light.
I think I need to go make an on model taco costume now...

>>30647535
>soft shell
Might as well eat a burrito

>>30647538
-1/10

>>30647518
That could be fore the milk though. You know, for their bread and cakes and shit.

>>30647538
It's either that or five "LOLMLPGENRAL" threads on page 0

>>30647546

>>30647547

>>30647563
>>30647558
>>30647550
Not trolling. The moment I see this fucking copypasta post full of links, I know this thread is going to go down the shitter.

>>30647546

>>30647538
>actually talking about the show apart from new ep air date

>>30647561
>posting without a name
I seriously hope you Fluffies don't do this.

>>30647580
then why are you here?

>>30647533
dude don't make fun of efg, efg is awesome, it's 4chan heritage and stuff

>>30647538
it's the fucking thread locator, idiot
otherwise people make 5 mlp threads at a time and /co/ throws a shitfit

>>30647547
I would actually.
But not fluttershy

>>30647580
See you later!

>>30647569
FUCK YES I LOVE YOU PRINCESS PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR ANAL COCKSLEEVE FOR ALL ETERNITY

>>30647581

>>30647538
>You might as well just put a sign saying 'Hey, sick fucks are going to be in here!'
You get sick fucks with every thread. They're the gift that keeps on giving.
>>30647501
>Are the ponies omnivorous?
The ponies that live in the kingdom on the furthest border of Equestria are

You mean besides cake, cupcakes, muffins, soda, potato chips, and fruits. All sorts of fruit. Apples, oranges, plums, etc. Except pears. No pears. No exceptions.

>>30647562
luna fucking LOVES burritos

>>30647501
AJ also mentions the ham sandwhich too

It was a token sacrifice to their visiting god

>>30647580
you know that they're useful links, you know the marker tags the thread for the hyperindex. stop trolling.

>>30647580
>threads with the marker are shit
>every thread has the marker at least once
Either that was just as planned or you're really stupid and/or new.
Even people outside of these generals know what the marker is for and actually want us to use it.

>>30647579
FLUTTERSHY IS THE REPRESENTATION OF 'MURIKA. SHES GENERALIZING US AS FAT, DISGUSTING PIGS. I SHAN'T STAND FOR THIS.
God I'm tired.

>>30647615
Well I guess Lunarity's gonna get a second wind then..

With some hot Luna eating Rarity out action

Quesadillas, quiches and quinces.

>>30647604

>>30647596

>>30647561
This is all you Fluffy

The world kneads more Tacolight eating tacos at SweetieBell

>>30647547
You seem a bit...tense

>>30647615
where is derpy swimming in churros?

>>30647588

>>30647648

Oh shit I laughed. Thank you.

>>30647640

>>30647580
This is officially the dumbest serious post / worst trolling attempt I have ever seen in all of my years on this site. Kudos.

inb4 ha jokes on them, I was just pretending.

>>30647651
>churros
Like she'd so much as think of going behind muffin's back with that latin whore

I saw the episode yesterday.
One of my favorites.. Twilight breakdown was amazing.
it was fun, hilarious, and a nice intro.
Is it me or she is more "powerful" than before, she teleports arround and can do a ton of shit.

And eeenope from macintosh was great.

Also... the fuck.. Celestia actually did something useful on the show showing that she is actually powerful.

>>30647648
I am. Working hard everyday for the last 22 years, we've hit a rough spot in our small business and the economy isn't getting any better. Just so stressed it finally caught up to me. I'm sorry.

>>30647655

>>30647407
>Topic: Ponies and food. What do they eat besides daffodil sandwiches and cupcakes?

well, uh... the mention in bridle gossip that they eat hay

so there's that, I guess

oh, and obviously they eat apples, carrots, and corn, otherwise why would they grow them I mean come on

>>30647501
why would that be disturbing.

we're omnivores...

ponies are obviously not related to real Earth ponies (note not earth ponies... but ponies from planet earth) or Horses.

maybe they are omnivores... i mean why else would they keep chickens or pigs.

My grandmother walked by when that moment happened.

She did a double take then muttered something about anime.

>>30647679

She's still Uselestia. And since the show doesn't focus on their power, but instead uses the cast's powers and abilities as plot devices, they're going to be overpowered to hell and back by the show's end.

poni should NTR poni

>>30647702
and truffles too, which is why they keep pigs apparently

>>30647687

Is it wrong that I find this cute?

>>30647719

Yes.

>>30647679
If by useful, you mean appearing in town for the sole purpose of validating Twilight Sparkle's fears that there would be a punishment for not writing a letter, then yes. She was quite useful

>>30647719
oh faceless, everything you do is wrong

>>30647705
You know what you have to do now?
You have to kill your grandmother.

>>30647719
yup

>>30647719
I find it cute as well, except for the last panel.

>>30647501

>>30647719
everything you do is wrong, this is no exception

>>30647407

>>30647742

Meant to quote

>>30647705

Celestia... the episode confirmed that she can teleport and can dispel magic, though obviously not anything as high-level as Luna's NMM transformation. At least she can do more than standard telekinesis, letter sending, and sun/moon moving.

>>30647743
>>30647734
>>30647731
>>30647724

>>30647719
Yes because discord should only be shipped with celestia because they have fucking AMAZING angry sex.

>>30647709

>pony netorare

>>30647770
aw you know we love you

>>30647770

>>30647678

Oh, she's far closer than you think, amigo.

>>30647771

ponies eat chips and drink soda

Just a reminder that the bronies are going to embarrass us in front of the MLP panel at comicon

>>30647719
I really like it. There should be an alternate timeline OVA made about it

>>30647780

what's wrong? afraid that NTR of your waifu might give you feelings?

>>30647706

Like any good D&D Party.

>>30647794
holy shit

i've been there

>>30647789
Ass usual, pret-ty good.

>>30647798
Fuck.

>>30647798

You know what you have to do.

Burn them Johnny. Burn them all. Awaken the cleansing flames.

>>30647798

>>30647719
That's fucking hilarious. Like an aqua teen hunger force side gag or something.

>>30647791
Nacho hats are ok. They're salty cheesy snacks.

>>30647407
>Ponies and food
Rainbow Dash's favorite food would be tofu chilli dogs. She probably eats them constantly to make up for all the energy she burns when she uses her speed.

>>30647817
Oatmeal? Are you crazy.

>>30647798
>every brony will gather up, hunt down Lauren Faust, and sing the My Little Pony theme to her while you're having a nice casual conversation when getting her autograph
>yfw

>>30647798
they all think we're bronies anyway.

The worst has happened, all we are doing now is swimming at the bottom of the pit

>>30647817
Was it crazy there?

>>30647829

>>30647818
Um, did you actually like it, or are you just to the point where the only thing you find interesting about the show is stuff that fuels your bizarre fetishes?

Ponies aet xbawks

>>30647798
just imagine it

>a room full of this

>>30647840
>>30647849
IT WAS disappointing

>>30647798
Fingers crossed they bet stomped to death by the rest of the co- oh hell, its a room full of obese nerds and hipsters, they are going to get ALL the fucking attention.
Fucking G4 will do a special on them and nobody will watch it

>>30647844

I'm glad I have no talent involving anything that would take me to a booth at ComicCon.

I don't know how they put up with the urchins that are their fans. I'd have to get pretty sauced to show up.

>>30647847
meh, one of my favorite anime of all time is strike witches, as far as anyone is concerned i am the bottom of the pit.

>>30647858
i dont understand

>>30647858
What.

I hate pon­y I'm the 99%

>>30647861
Wait, wait, wait. Back up for a sec.

G4 still exists?

>>30647765

Maybe Celestia started out as a Unicorn with Magic as her special talent... and then she transformed into an alicorn at a later date after mastering magic. When she transformed her cutie mark was reset and it became the sun.

I'm basing this, of course, on absolutely nothing.

>>30647808

No, shut up.

btw cool opening too...version two

and the singing sounds cheekier too

>>30647858

forget guro, vore, and scat, this is officially the strangest piece of pony fanart I've seen

>>30647888
Yeah, its the channel that marathons COPS all day.

>>30647888
In the same way MTV still exists

>>30647858
Achievement whore

>>30647857
It was an opinion with a pun, geez.

also, we got more indoor shots of Sugarcube Corner, which is good.

>>30647780
>>30647780

Rainbow Dash looked up at Big Mac as Braeburn shoved his apple tree into her flatlands. Big Mac had a look of complete shock on his face. His mouth fell open and the flowers he had been carrying for Dash fell to the floor. She felt a pang of regret, but that was quickly destroyed by the thunderous orgasm she experienced as Braeburn planted his thick apple tree trunk into her quivering crotchsoil. Big Mac shed a single tear and only uttered one word. "why?"

>>30647859
I mean, he wasn't that bad, he was just hella nervous I bet

I've seen aspies that couldn't function anywhere near his level

>>30647910

>>30647896
Oh yeah, the new intro. What did /co/ think of it? I haven't actually seen a single comment on it.

>>30647858
I will never look at the RROD the same way again.

You can't eat all those fucking apples

>>30647916
wow, Ms. cake has a stupid shaped head

What does it mean when that after this episode, I find Twilight Sparkle even more irrestibly sexy after this episode? I mean, besides that I have furry tendencies (the break between seasons saw to that).

>>30647859
>>30647859

>>30647858
Why are the systems on?

What powers them?

Why is that pony forcing the other pony to eat them?

>>30647920

ahahahaha

>>30647910
I honestly don't watch any tv any more other than Jeopardy, Hockey night in canada and The nature of things/doc zone... so essentially the CBC.

i use bunny ears and the internet... its all you really need. (implying you need any of it at all...)

>>30647924
Seemed kind of lazy to me, but considering their budget not too surprising. It had a train, that's something I guess

>>30647876
90% of American teens don't believe in God and have unprotected sex five or more times per week. If you're one of the proud Christian teens living in the other 10% put this in your sig

>>30647920

FUCK YOU!!!

FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE!!!

>>30647944
>Why are the systems on?
Because
>What powers them?
Magic
>Why is that pony forcing the other pony to eat them?
Because magic

>>30647922
>Implying you wouldn't fucking lock up if you were in his shoes.

>>30647771

>>30647920

do one with Twilight cheating on Caramel with...I dunno, someone. you pick

>>30647924

I mean I'm meh about it

It wasn't that different, just some arrangement changes and a new "Landing in Ponyville" part

>>30647920
>crotchsoil
Fucking lost it.

>>30647924
I like that they redid the song and the train in town is interesting

>>30647937
Yeah, sure, stupid...

>>30647855
>interrupting the middle of a story with a huge, purposely nonsensical, romantic subplot
>not athf

Kill!

>>30647920
>Crotchsoil
Too bad its infertile.

>>30647832

True, not pastries in the least, but it's a slippery slope, compadre. One day it's nacho hats, then all of a sudden she's eating pozole and carnitas and whatnot. Then, out of the corner of her eye, she sees them. Churros. Nice, long, sweet churros. Her mind wanders, accidentally, to what they could possibly taste like. I mean, it's not like muffins would mind, right? It's just harmless fun, is all. Muffins KNOW she'd never betray them. So she tastes one.

She likes it.

She likes it a lot.

Pretty soon she's sneaking out at night to have churro bakefests while poor muffins and Dinky stay at home worrying where she is, praying for her safety while remaining ignorant of her treachery. It's a sad, sad tale to behold. And wouldn't you know it, it all started with one word. Just one word.

Bueno.[/spoiler.]

>>30647971
Twilight cheating on Caramel with Rainbow Dash.
He's so girly that Rainbow Dash is more of a man.

>>30647979

What is this town coming to. First trains....pretty soon we'll be Gotham.

>>30647985
>faceless posting mrs cake pictures

AAARRRRGH

FLASHBACKS!

>>30647859
What's the background info on this pic?

>>30647971
do it

>>30647995

Man, that would hurt the emotions something bad.

>>30647924
A little disappointing. It feels a bit lethargic now, and the visual additions are meager and poorly integrated.

>>30648002
Blizzcon.
He pointed out some lore bullshit the devs got wrong.
They planted his ass in WoW.

>>30647994
some one should tell Megatron

>>30648002
kid at blizzcon last year asked the writers panel for world of warcraft some questions and stumped them

aspied the whole time

>>30647924
I really like rainbow dashes line.
And NOW I wish I had saves scootaloo with heart eyes

>>30647823
You know, this almost makes me wonder if Rainbow Dash wearing a karate gi with a black belt in Call of the Cutie was a bit more than a one-off sight gag?
Also, remembering Applebloom's comment, I wonder if she's still learning from Rainbow Dash and the two have simply agreed to not tell Applejack, knowing she'd probably flip at the the idea of Apple Bloom learning something 'so violent' from someone like Dash.

>>30648002
Some brony faggot that was asking about shipping at a brony convention, to their credit, the crowd booed him

>>30647995
Seconding this one.
Caramel gets dumped for a girl, ahaha

>>30648002
Some aspie asked a lore question at Blizzcon and was generally an aspie about it. It's on youtube.

It's not that bad, I commend his balls; pretty big for an aspie.

>>30647996
You are now imagining a Joker Pinkie Pie and a Harley Quinn Fluttershy

>>30647932
After 5 days that video has over 4 times as many views as his second most viewed video that's been out over a year. I wonder if that bothers him. The guy has a lot of talent, his Jerry series is really good, if a bit sad.

>>30647995
She shouldn't even cheat, she should just dump him for RD.

>>30648033
sauce?

>>30648046

>>30648046
>Harley Quinn Fluttershy
>Fluttershy.
>Harley Quinn.
VIRUS DETECTED
ERROR
ERROR
SYSTEM SHUT DOWN

>>30647823
saved as

>Rainbow dash hates wood.gif

>>30647971
Give me a second.
This is going to be fun.

>>30647962
Sorry but Braeburn has it, and he's using it to pleasure Dash's marshmellow poni butthole.

posting this picture because fuck you guys

also because i'm sad askberrypnuch will never update again

>>30648021
Wow, just looked this guy up.

I don't even play WoW, but I admire his dedication!

Applejack is Batman

Wait, wait, back up...

There are people who care about Warcraft lore and still play WoW? Bliz was giving the finger to them back in VANILLA.

>>30648046

>Harley Quinn Fluttershy

DOES

NOT

FEMPUTE

>>30648052
>mfw i would watch a series of MLP by that guy

>>30648086
>Implying Applejack came from Krypton.

>>30648059
His ass.

>>30648080
>will never update again
Oh really?

>>30648052
i've actually been watching his other videos because of that pony video...

so no its probably a good thing for him.

>>30648086
>Applejack
>not superman
Weak shit

>>30648097
I don't know if I can handle a series of ponies swearing

>>30648086
Clearly AJ is Superman, since he's a farmboy.
Rarity is clearly Batman. All those different outfits and matching accessories after all.

>>30648105
how long has it been since the last update dude?
the one with
>1000 messages
and still nothing?

face it, it's dead

and that makes me sad

>>30648075

>NTR poni !NTR/TZ9eqY

yeah... fuck this I'm out

i'll see you people tomorrow

>>30648097
I don't think we could sustain 22 minutes of that stuff per week. It'd be a sensory overload of pure wtf

Oh man.
Someone should do a side by side of both intros with the audio from each in different channels

We should convince the drawfags who draw good human ponies to draw more halloween costumes.

>>30648046
This is just a lame excuse to ship her with Poison Ivy Applejack

I can't help but feel like I've seen a smiling magical loony protege of a country's ruler who likes to play with dolls before.

>>30648121
pfft. It's gone for longer. It'll be back.

>>30648031

I had the same thought about Dash's black belt. The whole barn seen I was sitting there wondering what her power level had gone up to.

I like the Applebloom idea. That'd be dope.
Applejack doesn't know and one day out on the farm she and 'Bloom get into a heated argument and they actually fight. Applebloom wins and Applejack, like everyone except Rainbow Dash, is astonished.

>>30648130
Why?

>>30647956
Yeah, did you guys notice that Madame Foster is on the train. I think that next to her is her "frienemy", Jerkins, but can anyone tell who the other pony is supposed to be? Looks like brock samson or something.

>>30648132
Can't we just

Wait till Saturday?

But Applejack's parents are dead

>>30648075
...Wow. NTR. For once, something I just can't handle.

>>30648134

See? This is what happens when you try to industrialize a lesbian bumfuck town like Ponyville.


All of a sudden it's fucking Gotham.

>>30648140
i hope you're right, that was one of my favorite tumblrs.

>>30648148
nope, dat week delay

>>30648117
Second. Rarity would be more capable of creating an advanced suit Like Batman's.
Well, either her or Twilight and her science. But Twilight has magic too... Maybe Twilight can be Alfred and take care of the Rarity Cave as well as make her new gadgets.

you will never cuddle foal dash

>>30648046
>>30648134

>Harly Quinn Fluttershy/Poison Ivy Applejack

Okay, this is probably the first and last time I'll ever request a shipping image, but SOMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>30648153
>>30648122
guys...

what does NTR stand for, and why is it so upsetting?

>>30648152
So are superman's

>>30648134
I never thought about shipping, but Poison Ivy Applejack did cross my mind. Possibly caused by some mishap with magically inhanced growth formula.

>>30648172
Good, Dash is the worst pony.

>>30648052

Link?

>>30648148
but those'll be marshmallow ponies! I want human ponies, and it's an opportunity for alot of great creativity!

>>30648116
Ponychan is that way. --->

>>30648173

>>30648145
>Brock Samson
That just put a scary image in my head...

>>30648141
>the further the show progresses, the more useless Applejack begins to look.
Either Rainbow Dash is beginning to show signs of being OP, or the writers can't come up with anything good for Applejack.
Either way, mfw.

>>30648172
>you will never be able to get your little RD to lose her baby fat

>or her adolescent fat

>or her adult fat

>>30648174
These are not the kinds of questions you want answers to, bro.

Get out while you still can.

>>30648172
Jokes on you I'd rather hug babby Gilda

>>30648182
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M

>Implying Luna's waifu following won't explode after she gets a personality

her fanbase will explode and then it'll explode again

It's possible guys

All right
maybe one more for the night

Anyone got any more they want from Twidoll?

>>30648202
come on now.

plz?

>>30648184
Take your disgusting human fetish elsewhere

>>30648182
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotdiggedydemon#p/u
There's his Youtube channel, if that's what you mean.

Will AJ ever get floofy hair?

She's had the least hairstyles in the show right?

Besides braided ponytail in the Gala episode

>>30648207

I've already got plans to unplug my computer from the impending butt'splosion from the internet.

>>30647632
>my little pony gets cancelled because kids try to release tension by snapping each others necks

>>30648200
If this keeps up I'll have to add 'fat dash' to my list of fetish fuel.

The army marches onward

>>30648212
I do!

what about applebloom playing with her?

>>30648212

Big Mac tempted to sell Twidoll on ebay for 2 grand

>>30648132
>>30648148
>>30648184
I thought err'body would already be getting in the halloween episode mood


well

except LD

most things he draw are nightmare fuel.

>>30648174
it means you're poni waifu sleeps with other dudes in you're bed while your at work because you have a tiny penis, cum within 90 seconds, and are a boring person with no charisma.

>>30648184
Maybe Megasweet might do one or two.
But you know, they'll be drawn with dicks having sex with their futa pony counterpart.

>>30648174
Netorare, its essentially seeing the love of your life loving someone else.

bassically character A loves Character B, but then character A has their heart crushed when they encounter Character B kissing/fucking Character C.

And, of course, (if we're strictly talking Batman and not dc general) Trixie is the Riddler.

>>30648222
>Implying it won't be hilarious

>>30648212
Bigmac keeping her in a little cage under his bad. It has a hamster wheel and everything

>>30648212
He finds a loose thread

and pulls it

what happens?

>>30648212
Again requesting Twilight needing urgent stitching on her buttocks. "D-dont look..."

>>30648224

>>30648233
>>30648237
oh wow, it has a whole acronym and everything?

i need to update my dictionary of shipping terms

thanks guys

we just call that 'cuckoldry' where i come from

>>30648213
a dude has sex with a girl in front of a dude who cares about that girl or something
i don't feel about it

>>30647995
>>30648035

in before rainbow dash mistakes caramel for a girl despite all the odds

>>30648212
Applejack walking in on Big Mac playing with her.

>>30648237
is it japanese? look japanese

>>30648207
Those post-personality fags don't deserve her.

I've loved you from the start, Luna ;_;

>>30648197

Eh, she'll come around this season, I just know it.

She's gonna end up as their Batmare. Sure, if you're new to things, you might think she'd be useless on a team with The Flash and Dr. Fate, but then suddenly, you understand.

Or not, I'm sleep deprived and stoned, but even I know this is unlikely and poorly phrased. But I still like Applejack, even if she is a silly pony.

>>30648212
YOU SHOULD DRAW IT LIKE WHERE TWILIGHT DOES SOMETHING SILLY AND BIG MAC GETS TURNED ON AND THERE'S UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION

>>30648212
Big Mac has a tea party with all his stuffed animals.
Twilight gives a big long speech about the proper way to prepare tea and all the different varieties.
Mag then replaces her with Rocky from Party of One.

>>30648141
Also makes me wonder who taught Rainbow Dash.
Did she basically learn from an Equestrian McDojo or did someone ACTUALLY manage to get RAINBOW DASH of all people to sit down, shut up for five seconds, and LISTEN? (And I say this as a Rainbow Dash fan)

In my head canon, whoever taught Rainbow Dash is named Teki (meaning 'Iron Horse' and is the name of an actual kata) and is voiced by George Takei.
Sorry, I mostly look into this because I'm a bit of a martial arts aficionado.
I'd also love to know where Fluttershy and Rarity learned their moves.
And more martial arts ponies...

>>30648212
Zecora tries to smuggle poison joke inside twidoll across county lines

>>30648261
but these people aren't married

they're not even in a relationship

>>30648261
yeah but this is 4chan, its weeaboo central.

blame /a/.

>>30648277
Maybe she learned some of her ways after her mother

Or it's just genetic

>George Takei pony.
This makes more sense than it should.

>>30648287
or maybe blame moot for starting an imageboard specifically to discuss japanese media and culture?

>>30648270
Luna would be creeped out and somewhat insulted if you cared about her before the whole having a personality thing

Also she isn't real

JUST SAYING

>>30648270
Don't worry, I'm sure there will be many people who "liked her before she had a personality"

Shipsters

when i sleep i dream i fly in rainbow dash

did y'all see that Story of the Blanks comic that just got uploaded to ponibooru?

>>30648305
>starting
I'll just replace that with
>ripping off

>>30648277

>Blazblue cosplay fanart

This is not something I ever thought I would see in my entire life. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I now desire an image where Fluttershy is tending ot an injured Taokaka. Which sucks, because it'll never happen...

>>30648312
You're not real.

>>30648275
I like this idea. I think I'm going with this one.

>>30648312

>>30648321
well yeah, but it was for english audiences

he's kind of like all the survivor ripoffs; he stole an idea and tweaked it slightly

>>30648332
Fuck yeah, I know what The Weaver likes.

>>30648326
Just make friends with a drawfag and coerce them into doing it.

>>30648312
How would you know what she does and doesn't like? She doesn't have a personality yet

THAT'S WHY WE LIKE HER

Yeah...I'm just gonna...go play Club Penguin with my friends now.

>>30648326
what about Applebloom and Big Macintosh as Kokonoe and Tager?

>>30648356
>club penguin
>not neopets

casual

>>30648317

Scoot did that once, they needed the jaws of life to get her out

>>30648356
CLUB PENGUIN IS FOR WINNERS WHO WIN

>>30648312
>Implying that's not her fetish

"I love it when people fall in love with me when they know nothing about me. It makes me wet." - Luna

You know what I want to see.
MLP cosplayers and Homestuck cosplayers fucking duking it out in the streets.

And then they all get hit by a bus or something.

And the bus is on fire.

And is driven by James Cameron on a fatal dose of acid.

>>30648356
see
>>30648080

>>30648277

After she was kicked out of flight school, Rainbow Dash was incredibly upset, and flies away from Cloudsdale. George Takei pony sees her and her untapped potential and how unfocused she is. He convinces her to accept training so she can deal with her feelings about the expulsion.

>>30648369
worst condom ever

>>30648369

>>30648366
Did someone say Neopets?

Also,
zzzzzzzzzzzz

>>30648375
I like you anon.

>>30648377
then he has gay sex with her somehow

>>30648350

I'm not around enough for any of them to notice some random Anon. Which is saying something, because I'm in these threads practically nightly.

>>30648358

Huh. Sounds like a weird relationship. Wouldn't Twilight make more sense as Kokonoe? She IS the scientist, after all.

>>30648356
Mind your manners while you're at Aunt Cheerilee's, Ruby. No e-surfing! Now go talk to your aunt! When was the last time she's seen you anyways? Give her a big ol' kiss from me while you're at it, won't you, sweetie?

>>30648375
> James Cameron
NOPE
Chuck Testa

amidoinitrite?

>>30648356
Silly Pinchy, you have no friends.
All the kids in school make fun of you because your saddlebags smell like wine and regrets.

>>30648385
>rainbow dash using Scootaloo as a condom by having her stuffed into her horse vagina.
Only one word comes to mind.
What.

>>30648295
Not the first time George Takei's done guest voice work for a Hasbro cartoon. He also voiced Master Yoketron, Prowl's teacher, in Transformers: Animated.
It really makes as much sense as a Weird Al pony.
>>30648326
Sorry, my good, friend. While it's not Fluttershy taking care of Tao, I do have another Pinkie Tao cosplay picture by JohnJoseco

>>30648375
>bronies singing winter wrap up as loud as they can
>the homestuck that don't have bleeding ears are spitting at the bronies
>some bronies drying from the acid spit
>enter the bus
>no survivors

>>30648374
"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think. " - Princess Celestia.

>>30648312
I really want someone to draw a bronie meeting a ponie in real life and the ponie reacting to how fucking creepy they are

>>30648411
really? i was thinking of a different word

http://livestream.com/originalfluttershy

Livestremaing some porn animating!

>>30648216
>>30648206

Gracias.

>>30648429

>>30648425
"Durr I Twilight Sparkle! Im a big dummy dumb face who has more books then friends huuurrr!"

- Twilight Sparkle

/thread

>have mind-control fetish
>subconcious knows this
>subconcious conspires against me to give me mind-control erotic pony dreams
>I have them
why you do this to me brain
you know you don't have to force me into doing those things with Dash

>>30648394
They fuck each other's asses with a two sided dildo.

>>30648429
>Pony meets Nathan.
>The pony is never seen again.
Only a lingering Nathan aroma.

>>30648416

>by JJ

It's,,....it's.........IT'S BEAUTIFUL

>>30648457
It's your brain adding your fetish into your dreams, except on YOU.
Also I know that feel about the dreams happening.

>>30648264
>Applejack walking in on Big Mac playing with her.
ANYWAY HERE WE ARE

>>30648193

I had an image I saved way back during season one.

It was Brock Sampson making this crazy face, but recolored to be pinkie pie.

I deleted it a few months ago thinking "I will never have a use for this picture."

And I was wrong.

>>30648463
That made me fucking lol

>>30648456
I GET IT!

>>30648473
People were drawing my kind of fetish art way before I had any kind of subconscious thoughts about it

>>30648484
Whoops I completely read this as "Applebloom" for some reason
OH WELL IT'S APPLEBLOOM ANYWAY NOW

>>30648473
I made it through the hiatus, man. I figured, if I can do that, I can do anything.

>>30648369
>not using the version with stonger liquid colours that you can actually see

>>30648451
"A HURR DURR HERRRRR HURURURURURFFFFF DERRRRR DURRRF MURRRRRP YEEOOOUURRRFFFPHPHPHPH DURRR APPLES"

~ Applejack

>>30648437
>hey everypony
>playing gala music
>not making an actual animation, just animating a crudely drawn still picture
>doesn't even know shortcut keys
>probably just got Flash
God no...

>>30648485
Now we just need him as a pony, beating the fuck out of something.

>>30648377
That's really cool... I would read a fanfic about that.
Hell, I'd write one myself were it not for the fact that trying to write a mentor for Rainbow Dash would be a VERY hard act to do without making the mentor come off as mary sue-ish.

>>30648484
>Applejack please help! I've been stuck like this for days! He won't let me go!

Nah

Carmel couldn't wait to get to the library. Everything was going to be perfect. He'd finished all of his errants quicker than he expected, and he'd even gotten Twilight that new book she had wanted. Though why she wanted to study the mating patterns of reptiles he didn't understand. He didn't care, she was so smart and beautiful, she'd probably regale him with some brilliant new factoid this book was going to give her, he wouldn't understand but he didn't care. He loved her so much he just liked listening to her talk. He couldn't wait.

As he neared the library, he decided to surprise her. He didn't knock, but instead went right on in. It took him awhile to digest the scene before him. He watched for a few moments before it hit him. Exactly what he was seeing.

Twilight was being ridden, doggy style, but none other than her number one assistant. She didn't notice Carmel because her eyes were rolled back as she moaned and panted. Spike thrust into her again and again. "OH spike! you're such a bad dude! I had no idea you had two penises" she gasped. Spike grunted while putting on a pair of sunglasses "that's why they call me double dragon baby". It took Carmel a moment to realize that this probably meant that Twilight was having not only the inner most parts of her private library filled to the brim with a thick dragon book, but it also meant her virgin booty was also being penetrated by Spike's wonster wopper.

>>30648411
That sounds... strangely hot. And dash is telling scoots not to hold back when she starts to moan and... oh god, what?!?

>>30648522

Spike said "oh hey Carmel" as he continued to violate his one true poni love. "CARMEL!" twilight yelled in panic but then moaned as spike's thick volume stretched her vaginal bookshelves. Carmel didn't say a word. He turned and ran. Tears streaming down his face.

Spike stopped pumping and let Twilight regain her senses. She watched as Carmel disappeared, a blubbering mess into ponyville. "oh carmel... I'm so sorry..." she said, then gasped as Spike started pumping again. Spike reached for another pair of glasses, he put them on over his other pair. He then spent the rest of the day fucking Twilight and being Double Glasses Double Dragon

THE END


yeah sorry, I couldn't think of a clever way to end that.

I'll do the Twilight cheating on Carmel with Rainbow dash next if you guys want.

>>30648502
NEE NEEE NEEEEE SWANSWANSWANSWAN DARLING NEE NEENER NEE NEE FAAABULOUS DARLING NEE DARLING
- Rarity

>>30648502
"Forsooth ye olde haberdashery foxhunte merry olde england corsets and petticoats doth art beeth fashione milorde toe bee ore note toe bee thate ise thee questione bollockes, pip pip cheerio"

- Rarity.

"um... I like parties... a lot"

- Pinkie Pie

Roogna goes to Bed: Gawdyna Edition

>>30648522
>>30648540
>Twilight x Spike
That is one of the very few ships that annoy me... But I will admit you're rather good at writing. I'd like to see that Twilight x Rainbow Dash if you're up for it.

>>30648545
"Blah blah blah stupid shit blah blah blah derpidoo blah blah blah frosting blah blah blah fart!"

- Pinkie Pie

"IF YOU LIKE MY SHOW I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!" -Trixie

>>30648526
Oh god, what have I done?

>>30648522
>>30648540
...I take it back. You've pulled a RagingSemi, and made something horrific into something hilarious.

Well done, sir.

>Pony dreams

Where is that anon who claims that He has reoccurring dreams that Pinkie Pie was like raping him and forcing him to live in Ponyville and crazy shit like that?

>>30648522
>double dragon

>>30648377
>>30648516

Mentor should just be an old badass Earth Pony.

Also, this can only end in one possible way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E

Replace the Cobra Kai dicks with those three pegasi that are always calling her Rainbow Crash

>>30648578
But I already like your show. No need for the sucking.

>>30648522
>I had no idea you had two penises

I fucking lost it

>>30648585
I'm not sure whether to be glad I'm not him, or jealous. Not because of the whole pony sex thing, but I've always wanted a consistent narrative in my dreams.

>>30648577
"Umm, oh dear, I mean, if it's okay, uh, well, sorry, it's just that, if it doesn't bother you, i guess i'll, well i thought, if you don't mind i'd just like to, uhm, so, uh..." - fluttershy

>>30648505
It sounded promising..

>>30648614
I'd settle for remembering mine at all.

>>30648614
Fall asleep to audiobooks.

>>30648522
>>30648540

ahahaha oh my god

>>30648638

You and me both brother. Although it probably wouldn't matter in my case. Even in my own dreams, I don't have the balls to screw women. Even imaginary humanized pony women.

>>30648540

do it

>>30648638
Keep a notebook and pencil near your bed.

Start writing as soon as you wake up. The longer you wait, the less you'll remember.

Keep doing this and your recollection will improve.

>>30648638
I'd settle for not remembering some of mine...

>>30648522
Monster wopper is an excellent penis slang term

>>30648655
>humanised
these are your dreams, anonymous, you can do things you can't do in reality
make use of that

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>>30648522
>wonster wopper
>double dragon

Oh my god my liver

anyone got a link to part 5 of Caramel's Light?

>>30648295

Oh man, just get as many Star Trek Guest Stars as they can. It'll be like Gargoyles.

Leonard Nimoy as a unicorn who needs Twilight's help.
Michael Dorn as some forest monster.
Avery Brooks as a traveling Jazz Musician.
Patrick Stewart as I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE PATRICK FUCKING STEWART IN A ROLE ON FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY.

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>>30648581

Glad you guys like it.

I might make this a regular thing.

I never knew how much I fucking love writing stuff like this.

fucking hilarious

>>30648614

It was crazy. He said everytime he resisted she just raped him. And she was forcing him to move in with her. I wonder what happened to him? Did he finally snap and off himself?

>>30648700
Thank you for keeping it funny. Netorare is one of the few subjects that really gets to me when taken in a serious context.

>>30648655
From the few dreams I vaguely recall from when I was younger, I don't remember if I actually made any decisions in them, or just watched them as a movie. I wouldn't even have a choice!

>>30648667
I've heard this, and think I may try it out sometime. Would be nice to know what my brain is doing while I'm not controlling it.

>>30648540
god that was good
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fuck I forgot the subject

>>30648701
>be forced to have frantic pony sex with pinkie pie
of all the things that could happen, that is not the worst possible thing at all

>>30648718

I was kinda hoping for a serious context, actually...

it's like grimdark, but without the torture and dying and stuff. like...diet grimdark

>>30648606
>Mentor should be just a badass old earth pony
Obviously.
>This can only end one possible way
Unfortunately, then we'd have to get Pat Morita instead of George Takei and there's the problem that Pat Morita went to the great acting stage in the sky. Farewell, Mr. Morita. I would salute you with the Rainbow Dash image if I had it.
Otherwise your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>30648738
Two minutes late there, anon. We're already over here


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