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!hGwu9EraNI 10/16/11(Sun)18:47 No.30632412Yes, absolutely, I wouldn't mind telling you the story. Erm... I went to Celestia today for a tardy friendship report, and I told her, erm...
"Let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, I'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, I don't repeat myself for nobody," I said. I says..."I'm here to give you my friendship report, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." I says "I'm here to give you my friendship report...and I'm here to get it out of the way and get the fuck back to Ponyville."
Celestia says "You can't talk like that in my castle, you're going back to magic kindergarden." Then I said...I told Celestia, "If that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you." I said "Why don't you just shut your fucking mouth for once and listen." I said "I'm not gonna take any shit." I said "I'm gonna give you my friendship report like I said." I walked up to the god damn alicorn and I hand her my report and I says "Here's my report, now I am leaving." And I left it at that...
...then, before I left, I turned around and told Celestia "I'm here to state who I am and be honest with you." I said "If I am a bad student for being tardy with this report, would I even be your student at all? Don't I have a long record of success?”, and Celestia says "Yeah, you have a point," she goes "you don't need to get loud."
I said "Don't get loud?" I says "I've got every right to get loud." I says "You can't do a God damn thing about it, because I'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. You think you're God because you have horns and wings and you can put people up the god damn moon for 20 years? Well you're not."
And I left it at that... |