>no topic
I know some people are gonna get pissed.

So, did Lesson Zero make you like Twilight less? More? About the same?

>>30629619
Goddamnit

Twilight is second best poni

Twilight scared the crap out of me in episode 3.

Also Celestia's on the 'waifu' list, don't fucking care if she's equine. People are allowed to love Edward from Twilight, and he looks like a horse!

>no topic
This thread is shit already.

>no topic
>last episode's plot

>>30629818
BECAUSE...

>>30629809
Real Twilight Sparkle is still fine. The inane parody of her they came up with for this episode is terrible.

>>30629818
Tiny Twilight is best poni, to be sure.

>>30629809

More for me.

I can relate to her character, and I wish I could pacify her. But hey she is just a cartoon, so she will be fine.

>>30629657
>>30629688
>Try to sneak to the street
You time your run for when neither of them are looking, but accidentally hit the swing as you go by. Shit, they heard it. And are looking. And are now calling for their mother. Oh god, they said pedophile. You quickly jump over the fence and find yourself on an empty street. Seeing a car in the distance, you hide behind the nearest parked car and wait for it to pass, while you hear the mother talking to her children. Oh, goodie, she's mentioning the police. Dash finds this all hilarious, by the way, she's struggling to contain her laughter a few dozen feet up. To your right are houses as far as the eye can see. To your left, there's the same, but it looks like there might be shops in the distance. You don't recognise the area.

Yeah, 4chan is being absurdly slow over here, though the new thread is at least meaning loading times are less than 10 seconds, so 4chan x is working again

>>30629809
it made me like all of them more

except applejack
so boring

>>30629809
She's still the best pony to me. I am a bit scared now though.

>>30629551
No probs man. I'll probably vector some more some other day if you, or anyone else, have any more suggestions. But I just got informed that I have a shitton to read for a seminar on tuesday and I have a lot to read for a seminar on thursday too. But if I have free time I might work on it. But don't expect it for at least thursday/friday.

>Captcha: Total Clopring
Not a joke either. Someone should draw this.

>having the mac speech thing read cupcakes

>>30629826
Hands off. She's been my waifu since a bird in the hoof.

Can I request a fanfiction about Twilight's childhood from what we gathered last episode?

Also, more Twilight fanfiction in general.
Less Grimdark.

You know if she spent more time doing what she was told to do instead of doing THOSE FUCKING CHECKLISTS, she wouldn't have gotten into that mess.

fashion experts of mlp general can you tell me what is an acceptable hat to wear? It is starting to get pretty cold here. I already know fedoras are out but I have no idea what to get.

>>30629860
Do it faggot.

>GG doing more real doll ponies

huzzah?

in b4 scootaloo has a entire wonderbolt collection

real doll dash would probably live there, stuck in a jar because scoots reeaaally wants to keep her there

>>30629871
>Cold

Ushanka.

>>30629871
one of those fur hats with the ear flaps

Let's talk about Caramel's transition instead!

>>30629866

>>30629871
How cold? Regular cold or "I will get frostbite and my head will fall off" cold?

KILLING BEARS with massages

>>30629571
thatsthejoke.png

>>30629881
That's uncomfortably morbid.

No, she'd tie a piece of string around Dash and take her for 'flies'.

>>30629880
I did.
It was fucking hilarious.

>>30629871
bring back the stovepipe hat

>>30629797

Only the first 10 post are about the topic the rest is just discussion of Nathans relationship to Griffy.

>>30629809
Twilight now scares me a lot more than before

>>30629809
I liked twilight more in the earlier episodes when she was the genius of the group. they made her too retarded now and thats why i have to dump her as my waifu.

>>30629887
Left out Pegasus Caramel.

>>30629860
>not having microsoft sam doing it

>>30629871
Black watchcap.

>>30629887
We call that 'feminising drugs'. Highly illegal and toxic actually.
>>30629865
SIR, I PROPOSE A DUEL. OR ARE YOU TOO COWARDLY TO FACE ME?

Reposting TwiMac drunk hookup fic:

http://pastebin.com/EAX8iDRv

Taking requests on cloppy bits. Mane six preferred, feel free to include kinks and the like, but I make no promises.

People thought this episode was scary?

LOLOLO

>>30629930
i bet he becomes a draconiquis next

>>30629887
it was too much for him

>>30629900
just regular cold, i have short hair so my head gets cold easily.

>>30629843
My computer is fucking slow, that's my only problem
Let's head for the shop, try to find some landmarks that we recognize so we can get home. Also, cover genitals with hand, try not to be seen, nod politely to people who notice.

>>30629919
I like a character that sometimes can shift between playing the fool and the straight pony.

>>30629871

wear a hat that's comfortable and doesn't look like you're trying too hard to get attention

WILL SOMEBODY POST THAT DISGUSTING LINKBOARD?

>>30629887
>no pegimel

also, random trivia: the big mac type caramel actually appears in the background this episode

>>30629947
BRING IT

MOSIN NAGANTS AT SUNRISE

>>30629965
> wear clothes that are comfortable and don't look like you're trying too hard to get attention

Fixed.

>>30629915
like this

>>30629919
When was Twilight the genius? She knew about the Elements of Harmony because she researched it. But she seemed naive during the slumber party.

>>30629871
Cargo shorts

>>30629871
>fashion experts of mlp general
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>30629881
I would prefer it if Scootaloo mistook Rainbow doll for a voodoo doll and she kept sticking pins in her.

>>30629915
>If she was so inclined, Twilight could make you fall in love with anyone or anything for her own amusement

>>30629991
Now why would Scootaloo want to harm her hero?

>>30629842

> can relate to her character, and I wish I could pacify her.

Go back to ponychan furfag.
How the fuck you can relate to a horse?

>>30629985

Also yes.

>>30629982
>Nugget battle

>>30629871
>I already know fedoras are out

I hope you're not meaning just for the season being...

And a wollen, earflapped beanie. Looks nice as fuck.

HEALTH EXPERTS OF MLP GENERAL: MY TEMPERATURE IS 39, WHAT DO?

So now Rainbow can just casually bust out a Rainboom now.

The super legendary technique thought impossible to do.

She can use it for the most mundane shit.

Try pulling that shit with an OC and everyone here would have been bitching about the stupid Mary Sue.

>>30629949
well it did have Twilight psychosis

>>30629982
>Nuggets at Sunrise
>not AC-130 quickscoping at high noon

>>30629991
Why would Scootaloo want to hurt Rainbow Dash, though? She would physically hurt herself just so Dash would say a word to her.

>>30629956
>"Dash, you probably shouldn't get a sandwich, probably a salad instead. You're looking a bit pudgier than usual from down here."
You call her down with a wave, and tell her she's fat. She punches you on the arm, tells you that you'd know a lot about being fat, and retreats to a safe distance.

>Head for the shop
You head shopwards. Maybe knowing what the shops are called will help. Luckily, there doesn't seem to be anybody around, so you can stride down the street with your head held hi-is that a siren? Oh god, it's a siren. You franticly look around, and dive into the nearest garden as a police car drives past. You see Dash follow it, before coming back and telling you it was indeed going to the house you just "visited". And she still won't take you home, no, though she swears she'll grab you before the police do if you start running. Small comfort.

>>30630006
And she will abuse you to protect her own reputation and sense of self worth.

>>30629871
Wear as many fedoras as you possibly can.

I think this episode bumped Twi up on my list of favorite ponies.

>>30630026
>Twilight Psychosis
>not Twichosis

>>30630020
KILL YOURSELF
ITS THE ONLY OPTION

>>30630027
>quickscoping with the AC-130

wow dud ure hardcore

>>30630026
and Story of the Blanks

>>30630007
Why not? People are weird and show their affection in strange ways. Maybe she got fed up with being ignored and made a Rainbow Dash voodoo doll with locks of her hair and she abuses the fuck out of it.

>>30630020
Have you tried cupcakes?
Orally?
Anally?

>>30630044
Damn

>>30630020
K

>>30630045
Holy fuck dude you beat me to it.

>>30629982
If I were to take a waifu, it would be Celestia, the Prankster Princess.

>>30630006
This honestly scares me a bit. Even if Twilight is better than most anyone at magic, this means that there's a spell capable of forcing ponies to love anyone or anything the user desires.

The fridge logic is bursting at the seems. I expect at least three fanfics on the nature of psychological magics before the next episode.

>>30630047
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IpXE4mAiMNc#t=77s

>>30630023
Character progression. Part of who Dash is is that she's still training and getting better. This is very flashy, explosive proof of that. If she stayed at a constant skill level, it'd make her seem a bit pointless.

>>30630042
I knew I shouldn't ask for fashion advice from TF2

>>30630044
double doubles

So,
any Pluto fanfiction or art yet?

Please. All this episode did was reinforce that Twilight is utterly and completely obsessed with pleasing Princess Celestia to stay in her good graces.

Oh lawdy.

>>30630029

Scootaloo would cover herself in egg batter, roll around in coating, and then jump in a deep fryer if Rainbow Dash told her to do it.

>>30629948
You've got a few from the last thread, do you really want moar?
>>30630040
If we still don't know where we are, rush for the shops, anything to figure our location.

>>30630061
I TRIED THE "OTHER" WAY

>>30629809

Twilight acting like superorganized book nerd is best Twilight.

Compared to half of last season where she just showed up for two scenes and patted characters on the head.

Fluttershy is my favorite, she's the sweetest

But I think Twilight would make the best girlfriend. Why is the p-word blocked now?

>>30630078
All ponies are now otters

>>30630009

> implying that you don't want to befriend and hug a pony.

>>30630040
Knowing that Dash will save me before the cops arrest me, I run from out of the garden, start sprinting down the street at full speed, and start jacking off while making orgasm sounds.

>>30630125
I'm okay with this

>>30630121
P?

>>30630108
Nasally?

>>30630121
pony

>>30630006
>>30630075

theres no evidence that the spell works with people as a focus

though being magically forced to love an object is still pretty scary on its own

>>30630098
look at that

a pony on a horse

>>30630131
No, for the love of god, not this

>>30630098

That tumblr is just trying too hard.

>>30630077
This. Twilight was pretty bad at magic in season 1, straining to teleport, now she seems to be able to do it subconciously.

>>30630077
She was already the fastest in the world when she was still in Flight Academy.

This is just the writers saying "Fuck it"

so this is becoming like dragonball z or someshit where the characters increase hugely in power between seasons

worst show

>>30630073
>Implying luna isn't going to turn out to be twice the prankster

Better to get on board early than not at all.

>>30630075
Given that you have to look at the thing that's been enchanted it's possible to avoid being affected by this spell.

Pity Trixie didn't cast this spell on herself. They she'd have lots of fans.

Apparently the ponies have seriously raised their power levels in the season gap. Dash can now Sonic Rainboom at the drop of a hat and uses it for construction. Twilight can teleport more than fucking Discord.

>>30630098
>doesn't seem like much
>animooted
notsureiffap.jpeg

>>30630142

I don't get it, when I try to post p-o-n-y, it says part of my comment is blocked :(

>>30630039
Humanized thread

>>30630075
How do you think her parents met? HOW DO YOU THINK SHE LEARNED THE SPELL?

>>30630162
Naw, they just removed the EI rating.

It's an action adventure from now on.

>>30630150
I don't know, would be a very, very nice challenge for the writer to keep the story under control, having to put in things like that.

>>30630138
ANOTHER WAY!

>>30630166

I hope you're right.

>>30629881
actually, you know what would be quite cute to see from the real ponies thing?
Scootaloo ties some string around real doll dash and the real doll wonderbolts and takes them out, probably tieign the main clump around her waist, and scoots is literally light enough for them to loift her, sorta like too many balloons on a kid.
So you just see scoots on her scooter beign pulled into the air by them, sorta like the ET reference.

>>30630142
pony should pony pony, not the other way around!

>>30630166
I'm really, really hoping that Luna has some prankster in her, like her sister.

>>30630158
Twilight was teleporting pretty easily in Applebuck season.

More of Big Mac and his lovely dolls

Nightmare Moon. She seems to kind of ruler that knows what she wants. Plus she sided with the humans against her sister`s genocidal agenda.

>>30630103
Mmm... Delicious Fried Scootaloo. And follow up with some Sweetie-Belle Smores: Made with only the marshmallowiest of marshmallow ponies.

>>30630098
Ok, i'll bite
What tumblr?

>>30630162
No, it's like how people get better at shit when they spend a good portion of their lives practicing it.

Have you ever practiced at something, Anon?

>>30630076
Hahah!
Oh god, my sides.

>>30630130

You realize that how disgusting and filthy animals are they. Also hugging an animal, you are sick.

>>30630178
>uses emoticons
use know we don't use the -pony suffix here?

>>30630212
>the Freemasons teamed up with NMM to build a moon fort
LAUNCH ALL WRITEFAGS FOR GREAT JUSTICE

>>30630173

I noticed that too. I think it's cool that Twilight can riftwalk short distances with her magic.

>>30630107
>Dash for the shops
You make a run for it, the police shouldn't be out looking immediately anyway. You reach the shops - they're all closed. It's a sunday. You do, however, recognise them - you've passed here a few times. Your house is about half a mile that way.

>Try to be caught by the police so Dash will save you
Dash realises the flaw in her plan, swoops down, and tells you that she'll drop you somewhere else at random if you have to run. Also, if you actually make it hope, she'll make it well worth your while. She doesn't elaborate.

>>30630215
SERIOUSLY

FUCKING SERIOUSLY

IT'S IN THE IMAGE

>>30630166
If NMM was any indication, Luna will be best pony.

>>30630211
AWW YEAH.

>>30630173
Twilight got her teleportation powers from NightMare Moon. From Discord, she apparently got his mind-manipulation powers: memory alteration in ep2. and now the 'need want' spell.

>>30630159
Just because she's already the fastest there is doesn't mean she can't improve. She spends all her spare time practicing - we're seeing the fruits of that.

>>30630159
or Dash exaggerating, or the flight academy she went to has slow students

>>30630197
STOP STEALING MY IDEAS ANON

>>30630162
If the ponies were Dragonball Z characters, who would they be?

Rainbow Dash = Vegeta
Fluttershy = Gohan
Applejack = Picollo

Who the fuck would be Goku?

>>30630215
Disregard this

4chan derping?

>>30630211

>>30630211
Oh god, my sides, ow ow ow!
Great!

What the fuck man!

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/season-2-episode-6-cutie-pox.html

>>30630214
And some yummy Applebloom.......uh,.......apples?

>>30630211
Alright, you got me. That was pretty funny.

>>30630246
and the fruits of that are destruction

>>30630130
Tell me there is one for Rarity

>>30630211

ahahaha

>>30630211
Fantastic. The crowd is overwhelmed with joy.

>>30630236

Damn right.

>>30630211

Well, I guess Big Mac has ten pound dolls.

>>30630211
Better than I hoped.
Thanks.

>>30630234
Run "that way" faster than you've ever ran before.
>>30630275
Haven't seen one.

>>30630267
Cutie Pox? What...
>read
>a dozen cutie marks
>mfw

>>30630225
You know realize what disgusting and filthy animals humans are. And by hugging some violent, filthy primate with pheromone oozing armpits and a free-hanging penis, you're sick.

What now?

>>30630210
Yeah well she was straining in Ticket Master

First season was better.

The faces looked strange.

The intro was terrible.

Ponies are ruined forever.

>>30630267
Sounds amusing.

Though a Sweetie Belle episode followed by an Apple Bloom episode? Does this mean episode 7 will be Scootaloo?

>>30630225

What were you smoking?

>>30630267
ITS GOING TO BE SCOOTALOO POX GUISE

>>30630245
>Twilight got her teleportation powers from NightMare Moon
[citation needed]

>>30630315

>Scoot ep
>forever alone

>>30630268

Apple Pie, man. Apple Bloom Pie.

>>30630267

cutie mark chicken pox?

>Episode 6 confirmed!
YAY!
>CMC
MURDER!

>>30630267
>Applebloom finally gets her Cutie Mark! But joy turns to panic as she gets a second, then a third, then a dozen cutie marks.

Why can't I hold all these upcoming awesome episodes?

>>30630225

He is just talking about Apple Jack.

>>30630339
Chicken?

>>30630173
Dash performed the Sonic Rainboom as a child and spent years trying to figure out what she did. Once she remembered is it any surprise that she can use it at will.

Also Twilight teleported a lot during Applebuck Season,

>>30630267
Dude I read that fic.
http://jenovaii.deviantart.com/art/Endless-Gifts-A-CMC-fic-251461433

>>30630301
>Run "that way"
And you're off! Unfortunately, between you and home are several busy roads. Filled with people. Oh well, you have no choice anyway, so you run where you can, walk quickly where you can't. Eventually, you arrive at your house, reach down into your trouser pocket for your house key, and unlock the door. Hang on - fuck.

>>30630249
>implying the speed of other students affects the speed of sound

Also, we have 5 different eye-witness accounts of the Rainboom, 4 from ponies that didn't even know her.

So, no. It wasn't an exaggeration.

Seriously. Dash is big time a Mary Sue.

>>30630337
>Apple pie, fried chicken and smores

Sounds like a night on the toilet

>>30630341

>Sweetie Belle episode
>CMC episode the week after

What kind of bullshit is this.

Where the fuck is my Applejack & Pinkie episode.

>>30630310

Go back to ponychan and yiff in hell.
You little forever alone.

>>30630267
Dammit! Too many teasers at once, right now I'm just focusing on how awesome the Nightmare Night episode is going to be. Though I do love the CMC, so this is exciting too.

>>30630381
She's no relatively stronger than Twilight is. The Bearers of Harmony being unnaturally powerful isn't unreasonable.

>>30630375
Ask Dash if she could get the keys since she could get the wallet.

>>30630381
>Any character who is good at something is a mary sue

>>30630310
This may sound weird, but I fap to primates. Does this make me a pervert?

>>30630381
Second.

>>30630341

the synopsis only mentioned Apple Bloom
maybe if we're lucky the other two won't be in it

who am I kidding, they totally will

>>30630381
More like shes big time Mary McFuckingAwesome

>>30630381

>doing awesome shit = mary sue

but that's wrong.

>>30630350

> implying that Rarity is not the most disgusting pony.

>>30630412
>Ask Dash to get the keys
She says she could. Emphasis on could. She's enjoying this.

>>30630409
Except for Applejack, where even mediocrity is a daily struggle.

All is lost.

A new CMC episode.

It will bring the end to all things.

>read the edq source
Air Time: 11/12/11 10:00 am EST
Title: The Cutie Pox
Synopsis: Applebloom finally gets her Cutie Mark! But joy turns to panic as she gets a second, then a third, then a dozen cutie marks.


>Cutie mark pox

what the fuck.
oh well ,at least we'll get to see what her cutie mark actually is.

>>30630363
>fanfiction

Man who cares.

>>30630406
Luna! Rari-sisters! CMC! I cannot wait for so much pony!

I'm just going to leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMkw347g4A0&feature=channel_video_title

Good luck, ponies.

>>30630375
I disappointingly walk into the middle of my front lawn and lay down in the grass, face up with my arms and legs spread wide open. "Rainbow Dash, where is my key?"

>>30630375
How did you leave your house in the first place if the doors are locked.

>>30630444

I bet she'll go back to being a blank flank once the pox are gone.

>>30630441
Bang head on door, hoping it will open?
Maybe there are other ponies in the house

>>30629951

What the hell is going on there, looks like he is dissolving or being possessed by THE DEMONS or something

>New episode

>It's CMC

And here we go

>>30630432
No, unless your character is a pile of slime who has no distinguishing features and does nothing whatsoever they are a mary sue.
And even then they are.

>>30630267
I can just imagine this episode. Applebloom that's not a cutie mark, you just have a horrible disease.

>>30630470
This

>>30630381
If that had been said about Twilight and magic, nobody would've minded.

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>>30630443
But

I like the CMCs

>>30630023
It wasn't breaking the sound barrier. It was another effect.

>>30630444

>oh well ,at least we'll get to see what her cutie mark actually is.

nope.

she gets a cutie mark pox. none of them are gonna be her real one.

>>30630461
Dash flew us out.

>Applebloom getting chicken pox
>Not scootaloo

>cutie pox
hahaha oh god what
cutie marks are like buses I guess

>>30630492

lol, guys, check out the /v/ thread, is op a troll? I can't even tell anymore

>>30630454
We don't have pants, or clothes at all, you sure you wanna do that?

>>30630461
>>30630454
>>30630472
>Ask Dash where the key is
Same place you always keep it, right next to the door.

>How did you even get out
Through the door on the side of your house. The one that locks as soon as it closes, so that Dash can fly out more easily. Dash is getting in and out through the door on the roof, so she can get in and out more easily.

>Bang head on door
You hear a little ringing, and your head hurts, but the door is still there. It is not, after all, made of tissue paper.

Reminder that the CMC aren't all bad

>>30629976
I hope we see him as a unicorn next just so we have the full set.

>>30630519
They're going to be chicken pictures. Chickens popping up all over her body.

>>30630531
Right next to the door, outside or inside?

Cutie pox

Oh boy...

>>30630432

Being literally the fastest pony in all the land before she even gets out of Flight Academy, beating out pegasi who have been training for longer than she's been alive and causing the rest of the main six to get their cutie marks (as well as making Applejack go back to Ponyville and Twilight becoming Celestia's student) thereby making her the most important pony in the show, is what's known as a big time Mary Sue.

Not to mention how everyone starts bitching about Trixie for bragging (before she humiliated them even) yet all Rainbow gets for her bragging is an annoyed glance once every planetary alignment.

>>30630556
Inside, obviously

I bet TWILIGHT has something to do with this sickeness across the fillies.

You naughty, naughty twilight.

Remember me guys!?

>>30630538

That is fucking adorable.Your daughter sounds like a wonderful little girl.

>>30630519
Cutie Marks are primordially symbiotic creatures that co-evolved with the ponies for millions of years ago, to the point they're now considered part of their regular anatomy. i.e. cutie marks are pony mitochondria

>>30630464

HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT

>>30630531
>>30630581
Bang head once more, check if windows are open.

>>30630531
I go check next to the door while making flapping noises with my mouth.

>another shitty CMC episode

Looks like another episode I won't be watching. What the fuck was Hasbro thinking?

>Applebloom finally gets her Cutie Mark! But joy turns to panic as she gets a second, then a third, then a dozen cutie marks.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!

>>30630576
There's a difference between having a special talent and being a mary sue. Especially in my little pony, where EVERYBODY has a special talent.

>>30630442

Well fuck your shit.

So, clopficanon, sauced enough already?

>>30630590
What.

>>30630576
>beating two pegasi who had been training longer than she's been alive
They were in the same class.
>Fastest pony in all the land
No, simply the one with the fastest dive. Other ponies might beat her else where

And, in addition to her not being Mary Sue, Rainbow Dash is prone to crashing a lot. She was thrown out of the academy, has problem with performance anxiety, and I suppose I could go on, but I'm bored

>>30630610

Celestia`s special talent is? No, really what the fuck is her talente? Making supernovas or something?

>>30630598
>>30630596
>Bang head on door again
No, seriously, this is really starting to hurt. The door is made of solid wood, what on earth are you hoping is going to happen?

>Check next to the door
Yep, it's a wall.

>Make flapping noises
Dash takes it as a challenge and makes louder flapping noises with her wings.

WHAT'S THAT? Sweetie Belle's episode will be followed by Applebloom episode? Is this real life? I love the CMC so I'm so very ok with this. This is awesome.

>>30630590
Grrr, it's not loading! Link to the sauce?

>>30630479
Giant fucking image wont load because 4chan is being too fucking slow.

Is there an alternate link for this thing somewhere?

>>30630605
CMC episode?

>>30630646
Sun manipulation, but she's also had potentially thousands of years to practice other things too.

>>30630646
Control over planetary objects.

>>30630647
Check if windows are open, or if the house was built with man-sized ventilation system.

>>30630646
Raising the sun?

>>30630669
WHAT IS WRONG WITH 4CHAN RAINBOW DASH?

>>30630488
Twilight has several Mary Sueish traits, she's very special, going so far so to be unique amongst unicorns, she's the Princess's personal student, she is the center of attention most of the time and her magic has magically (heh) fixed problems with no issue at all.
Oh and she has a pet dragon.

But she has flaws. She holds herself to too high of a standard and she can never relax unless she knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that she has pleased the people around her. She's terrified of letting anyone down.

If she didn't have flaws, or if these flaws were somehow played to her advantage, then yes, she would be a Mary Sue. But she has them and they affect her adversely so she isn't.

Same goes for the rest of the cast. They all accomplish amazing feats. Staring down dragons and cockatrices, beating up manticores in unarmed combat, breaking the speed of sounds, defeating not one but two ancient evils threatening the world, defying causality on a regular basis. Yet they all their ups and downs regarding their personalities.

They're the main characters, so some allowances are given. Furthermore it's a cartoon aimed at small children, of course there's going to be a lot exciting stuff going on.


But then you should ignore people spouting the term 'Mary Sue' on 4chan anyway. It's just become a meaningless buzzword for "character I don't like doing something neat". Similar to how 'Autism' has become utterly meaningless here.

My buddy Keith got the cutie pox once. Wound up with cutie marks on over 90% of his body!

'Course, he might've simply got drunk at the tattoo place, but that didn't stop the rest of us from getting him to try some hilarious home remedies involving gasoline.

>>30630646

raising the sun.

herpa derpa

>>30630637
But people are thick, and even though that s a sensible answer itll be ignored.

>>30630646
>Celestia`s special talent is?
Being God.

>>30630647
"What do you want from me, Dash? WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Do you want to me to make you laugh? Is this funny? Is this funny to you?" I yell as I start fondling my own testicles furiously while making a vibrato grunt noise.

>>30630444
This description literally made me laugh out loud

CMC are a representation of the target audience

STOP COMPLAINING

REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE WATCHING

>>30630684
Ellis, you say that again, and I will bury you alive.

>>30630610
Yes there is.

Being the fastest in your class is one thing. Every class is going to have a fastest.

What Rainbow did is like an 8 year old winning the gold in the 100-meter dash at the Olympic games. And giving all of her friends puberty due to the shear speed at which she ran.

Not a single one of her friends has done anything close to as influential as what Rainbow has done. That's why she is a Mary Sue.

>>30630706
I'm not complaining, I love the CMC

>>30630674
I mean celestial

>>30630590
Ahhhh, what

>>30630590

Oh god, this kid is fucking hilarious. He sounds like those fundies who resort to electric shock treatment or torture to get rid of TEH GHEY.

>>30630646
She is a master of luminosity and energy manipulation.

>>30630676
>Check if windows are open, or if you have vents
You don't have vents. Why would a house have vents? Why would you need to CHECK if YOUR house had them? In any case, you do have windows, and the bathroom one is wide open - you notice because the ground beneath it is covered in water. Still, looks like you have an access point. Only problem is, it's not a large window, and it's on the second floor.

>>30630718
That's simply over powered. A mary sue is more than just an OP character. She's a character with zero flaws, and is perfect. Dash is far from perfect.

>>30630707
Axe me a question, I dare you.

>>30630497
>>30630684
No you retards. The title of the episode is just a play on her getting the chicken pox or whatever the pony equivalent is.

She'll see horrible red sores on her flank and think that's her cutie mark. Because she is a stupid pony.

>>30630706
Actually, they were originally intended for the kindergarten/preschool crowd.

>>30630744
Ask RD if she would help us get up to that level. If not, look for ladders.

>>30630723
Hey SLYWIT! are you busy right now?
I need some help

>>30630444
A CMC episode, in which Applebloom gets sick? I don't think I could be happier with episode 6. Season 2 continues to get better and better!

>>30630598

Like when you're eating a banana, and the peel just keeps hitting you in the face, you know like "flap, flap, flap."

>>30630718
Yet Rainbowdash still hasn't been able to join the Wonderbolts. It seems that she has one amazing trick but is lacking in many other areas.

>>30630748
He should refer to >>30630683
But this is 4chan so of course the sensible posts will get overlooked in favor of whoever screams louder

>>30630774

>ponies getting sick makes you happy

>>30630683

Twilight would be a Mary Sue if Celestia wouldn`t fuck her up whenever she gets called to Canterlot.

>>30630683
You've got to have some mary sue traits, or your character will be talentless, unrealistic, and uninteresting. Alexander the Great has mary sue tendencies in strategy. Every single noteworthy sports player had mary sue qualities. It's not talent that makes someone a mary sue, it's the failure to give that talent into a realistic vessel and the audience ceases to suspend their believe

>>30630754
Applebloom is not a stupid pony. She's the smartest of the bunch. Rarity's sister is a stupid pony.

>>30630718
>what Rainbow did is like an 8 year old winning the gold in the 100-meter dash at the Olympic games. And giving all of her friends puberty due to the shear speed at which she ran.

Putting it like they made me laugh my ass off. Still dont entirely agree though. Because Dash isnt perfect and has plenty of flaws.

What would you do if pony became real but looked like pony

>>30630782
I would imagine being able to explode a barn ain't getting ya in either, even though it is cool.

>>30630789
Cmon it sounds fucking hilarious

>>30630801
browse 4chan

>>30630772
dinner is being served, Leave me a note and I'll come back to it.

>>30630789
Can't wait for the episode where Fluttershy is diagnosed with hoof rot!

>>30630267

So wait, we're giving the only good member of the CMC a horrible disease. Why is this awesome?

>>30630789
What, you don't find the sheer adorable factor of ponnies taking care of other ponies during their times of sickness to be excessively saccharine and schmaltzy? Just imagine it! Applebloom wll have the Cutie Pox and Applejack will have to take care of her. She'll be visited by her pony friends while she's sick in bed and people will fawn over her! It's great. Sickness episodes are always so heartwarming.

>>30630782

she's too impulsive to be on a team as disciplined as the Wonderbolts

>>30630637
What I meant was. It is highly unlikely that Pegasi trying to go as fast as possible is a new thing.

And it's not like all the Pegasi in the world were still in flight academy the same time Dash was. There are bound to be older pegasi who were training as hard as they can to be as fast as they could be.

Then some brat who's barely out of diapers does the legendary Sonic Rainboom just like that. All those years of hard work, and some random filly is faster then them.


And breaking the sound barrier is a matter of speed. Yeah, she was diving, but it's not like no other pegasus has ever done a dive before.

>>30630801
I imagine unicorn horns would be gross

>>30630817

>>30630697
>>30630770
>Ask her what she wants, if she finds this funny, and start being silly
She bursts out laughing, and ends up upsidown, hovering in the air, with tears streaming down her face. It's safe to assume that she is, indeed, doing this for laughs. Still, she did promise to make it up to you.

>Ask Dash for help up to the bathroom
She picks you up and carries you in. She points out that you're now absolutely filthy, jumps over to the shower, and turns it on, before beckoning you in with a wing. There's still time to dive out of the window. Dash is not good at washing. You may drown.

>>30630801
I'd probably need to buy a fucking field and another pony for them to live in. Assuming they lose their sentience when they became ponies.
If they maintained their personalities...I have to think about this.

>>30630824
they're all good Anon

stop being filled with hate

>>30630821
I'll send you a note to your DA.

>>30630821
>black
>grey
>neon stripe in hair

uuuugh...please tell me this is satirical

AB is genuinely a better character than AJ

>>30630865

See the filename.

>>30630852
Throw a couple of towels to the next room, close the door, take a shower.

>>30630824
Epsiode speculation time I suppose.

Applebloom sort of abandons the CMC once she gets the mark and at the end when she loses them all she learns that you can't just abandon your friends or some shit.Alternative: she tries to hide it because she doesn't want them to know she got it before them

>>30630824
>multiple cutie marks
>horrible disease

GUYS WHAT IF IT MAKES HER SUPER TALENTED

>>30630793

I like that idea. I'm just grossed out by skin marks. Man, this episode is gonna be a doozy...

>>30630861
You're a shitty filly Scootaloo

Stop being on the show

>>30630876

It's a goddamn alicorn.

>>30630899
WHAT IF THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA

>>30630830
>ponnies
fuck, that should be ponies
everything is blurry and i can barely see straight, this was not the best move

>>30630911

>>30630852
What are you doing this thing for? Is this sime sort of quest?

>>30630793
Exactly. As I said, the term here has essentially become meaningless on 4chan. It's now only used when people just want to state their distaste at a character being good at something, or in the above case with RD, improving on something.

Yeah, Dash is on a different level compared to most pegasi that we've seen so far, but so is Twilight. Fluttershy is pretty unique as pegasi go and I'm not even going to get started on Applejack.
Rarity is a small-town unicorn who has managed to attract the biggest names in fashion to her shop just because they were asked to come.
Applejack is capable of staying on her feet doing difficult physical labor for over a week.


Dash IS special, and nobody can seriously deny that but she's not a Mary Sue. Now if she had perfect control over her flight as opposed to crashing fairly frequently, was the captain of the Wonderbolts and didn't have her underlying confidence issue then I would admit she'd be a Sue. But none of those are true so she can't be labelled as such.

i don't see why people hate the CMC episodes.

i didn't like call of the cutie, but the other CMC episodes are fine.

>>30630894
>Alternative: she tries to hide it because she doesn't want them to know she got it before them

I can only imagine how frantic she'd get when more and more cutie marks start to pop up.

>>30630861
Scoot, you didn`t hear it from me. But I heard Twilight has been keeping an eye on you.

PS: Don`t go to her house alone.

>>30630928
But what if they showed the ponies in actual pain and suffering? they won't of course

>>30630310
lole

looks like we lost another one to the fairy tale of evolution

>>30630894
No anon

They abandon her.

>>30630899
ALL Y'ALL BOW BEFORE YER NEW GOD!

>>30630943
of all CMC episodes, call of the cutie is the best...

>>30630910
I have the irrational desire to roll Fatllebloom over, like the blueberry girl in Willy Wonka

>>30630861

You think THAT was me filled with hate? You ain't seen nothing yet.

>>30630957
Or this

>>30630880
>Throw some towels into the next room, and let her shower you
The towels are... damp. You haven't been gone THAT long. Still, they're better than nothing, so you step into the shower, and immediately get almost scalding water to the face, followed by a muffled apology. Sets the tone for the whole thing, really - she tries, but ends up just putting the shower head back into the holder and pushing YOU around, before putting far too much shower gel on a sponge, taking it in her mouth, and rubbing you with it. Everywhere. She giggles in the appropriate places, but is determined to wash you. Hair is more difficult, she doesn't have any hands. She tries with her tongue, but it's not really the same. She comes back with a brush. Less than 20 seconds later she throws the brush out of the window in disgust, and just mashes the shampoo in with her hooves. It'll do. At least, she says it'll do. Eventually it's over, and she throws a towel on top of you and begins to towel. Then, she says it's your turn to be in charge, and that she'll do what you tell her now. The first command is obviou- no, you're actually really hungry. What do?

>>30630951
your spoiler says pretty much everything that need be said, but even then, that'd just be amusing for totally different reasons. unless it were actual, dangerous levels of such. applebloom exaggerating her pain and behaving like a baby would make me laugh my head off.

>>30630958
>>30630958

>>30630968

>liking call of the cutie over any episode other than maybe the owl one.

>>30630942
>Not even going to get started on Applejack
I meant Pinkie Pie, goddamn.

>>30630001
archiver broken anyway

Don't lie, /co/
You would buy a taxidermy kit just so you could keep 1 of these marshmallow ponies forever, wouldn't you?

>>30630998
eyyo, terse, I redid my song. Wanna listen?

http://soundcloud.com/ponishead

>>30630958
>all y'all

>>30630951

I am pretty sure suffering ponies, so long as they aren't killed or damaged falls under the SADPONIES category and plenty of people would be all over that

>>30630998

"SIS! Ah want mah Apple Juice RAIGHT NOW!"

Awesome.

>>30630942
>super legendary Rainboom
>Believed to be impossible to do.
>Did it while still a filly, without even trying.

Fluttershy is the closest to have done anything even approaching the level of Mary Sueness required to do that one thing (and that's not even including the effects of that explosion)

Ans even then, Fluttershy at least has crippling cowardice, an inability to stand up for herself, weak flyer and the Grand Galloping Gala (where she fails at her special talent) keeping her Stare in check.

What does Rainbow have?

Stagefright
Some crashes (which, happens to even the best of athletes in real life)
Every once in a while, her friends might throw her an annoyed glance when she keeps bragging about herself.

>>30630998
Yeah, I was talking about an actual possibly fatal and dangerous disease, something like a Cutie mark pox cannot be turned into sad.
For the record, I don't want to see pony suffering. So much that I want to punch gore "artists" in the face.
>>30630997
Get a sandvich, ask Dash if she wants something.
Beta as fuck
>>30630937
This seems to be kinda like a comedy fic written as a choose your own adventure or a text based adventure.

>>30630894
Goddamnit why are the morals so easy to guess.

>>30630937
because I'm fucking bored, and people haven't told me to stop yet

btw
this turned out to be real leak as well..

>>30631079

"Big mac, what in tarnation are you doin'?"
"Makin' chocolate puddin'."

>>30631049
Noooooooooooope.

>>30631032

You may be a God! BUT YOU ARE NOT INVINCIBLE!!

>>30631109
>luna part of the main cast

>>30631109
[citation needed]

>>30629948
>filename

>>30631109
Not really.

>>30631079

I'd treat Apple Bloom like a baby just because it would be adorable.

>>30631155
Is he the guy who write that AJ fingering AB fic?

>>30629948
>http://pastebin.com/EAX8iDRv
Smarty-Pants x Big Mac.

>>30631109
Reformed villain?

The diamond dogs? No, uh, gilda? The hydra? What?

Fan favorite character? Luna? That fits the bill.

>>30629948
Excuse me, is this guy still here?

>>30631100
>Grab a sandwich, ask if Dash wants anything
She'll have whatever you're having. You go off and make a sandwich and bring them both out on a plate. It's surprisngly good, but that could just be hunger. Dash likes it too, if the light moans and quick looks are anything to go by.

>>30631060
it was nice, man! i can't really hear much of a difference between it and the original. i'm about to pop off so i can't really discuss it, but if you pop me an email i'd love to know exactly what it is that you changed.

>>30631079
that is EXACTLY what i was thinking! you captured it pretty well, man. nice.

>>30631100
but like your spoiler said, it wouldn't happen. so much as something like that might be interesting in the world of fanfiction, i wouldn't really desire or wish for it in the show.

>>30631109
that certainly sounds interesting, but i'm definitely calling its veracity into question. it doesn't seem real. but it's cool nonetheless! i'd love it if it were true.

>>30631049
I would dress up Rainbow Dash in silly hats, and make her wear sunglasses because she's twenty percent cooler.

>>30631199
Honestly i say bullshit.

>>30631190

...

link please

who is the silliest filly

>>30630943
I can understand why some people hate them, they are somewhat annoying and these episodes seem like a filler for someone who want to see only the main cast, i guess. Doesn't stop me from loving them though. CMC are all good in my book.

Drew some Smarty Pants and Filly Twilight, lazily colored though

>>30631225
Yeeaaah. I'm going to have to second that.

>Apple bloom the focus
Hell yes. I actually got to liking her before the other two showed up, and I was worried they'd just dilute her from now on.

>>30631199
Villains:
Luna
Trixie
Gilda
Hydra
Parasprite
Cockatreace
NMM
Discord
Those Dragons
Diamond Dogs

Do you think Pinkie Pie and Applejack ever wish they were unicorns / pegasi?

If so, which would they want to be, and why?

>>30631210

Apple Bloom is fun to baby because she's the most adorable babby pony ever.

True facts.

>>30631199
>>30631109

Nightmare Moon is pretty tame, just throw a juicy twilight at her and she`ll be so busy grooming her that she`s give everything to celestia.

>>30631244
Scootaloo

>>30631210
Sorry, now I can't get it out of my head. Damn my brains, and I should be getting to sleep soon.
>>30631208
Once finished eating, ask her about the reward.

>>30631261
>villain
>luna
>nmm

pick one

not luna

>>30631244
Scootaloo.

>>30631270
Unicorn master race obviously

>>30631251
DAWWWWWWWW

>>30631240
He was here the last sunday, you can look in the achieve.

yes, absolutely, i wouldn't mind telling you the story. erm...i went to celestia today for a tardy friendship report, and i told her, erm..."let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, i'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, i don't repeat myself for nobody," i said. i says..."i'm here to give you my friendship report, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." i says "i'm here to give you my friendship report...and i'm here to get it out of the way and get the fuck back to ponyville." celestia says "you can't talk like that in my castle, you're going back to magic kindergarden." then i said...i told celestia, "if that's the best you can do, i feel sorry for you." i said "why don't you just shut your fucking mouth for once and listen." i said "i'm not gonna take any shit." i said "i'm gonna give you my friendship report like i said." i walked up to the god damn alicorn and i hand her my report and i says "here's my report, now i am leaving."
and i left it at that...
...then, before i left, i turned around and told celestia "i'm here to state who i am and be honest with you." i said "if i am a bad student for being tardy with this report, would i even be your student at all? dont i have a long record of success? and celestia says "yeah, you have a point," she goes "you don't need to get loud," i said "don't get loud?" i says "i've got every right to get loud." i says "you can't do a god damn thing about it, because i'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. you think you're god because you have horns and wings and you can put people up the god damn moon for 20 years? well you're not."
and i left it at that...

>>30631099
Fluttershy has scared a creature a thousand times her size just by looking at it the wrong way. She won a staring contest with a creature who petrifies via eye contact.


Look, let me put it in a concise manner for you. A Mary Sue is a character who is perfect or near-perfect. Dash is FAR from perfect. Her presence does not cause other characters to be obsolete. She has her flaws. She is not the be-all-end-all of the driving force in the show.


You keep using the term of Mary Sue to describe talent. That's wrong. I don't know if you're just used to using it like that since you see it used in that manner here on 4chan or if you honestly don't know what the term means.

And I said it before, but I'll say it again. These are the main characters of a children's cartoon. Allowances have to be given, especially to the main characters. Rule of cool/rule of funny trumps out over common sense and it must otherwise Pinkie Pie would not even exist. We're not dissecting character flaws in a period drama or a high fantasy serial novel. This is a cartoon aimed at 8-12 year old girls.
And that doesn't excuse everything, but I'm not saying that it should. It excuses the importance of the rule of cool, however.

So I hear it's Megasweet's birthday or something?

>>30631272

oh god
my heart

>>30631261
Luna is not a villian, NMM was the villian and she is dead.

Holy shit, an episode 5 leak already?!
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdwd8PttQ1qzn4vjo1_500.jpg

>>30631270
applejack would want to be a unicorn for the functional advantages magic presents itself with, pinkie would like to be a unicorn so she could fly around and drop baked goods on people and shit

>>30631244
Applejack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PZbL_-jjU

>>30631251
Looks adorable. Wonder if Twilight was ever that small. Yes, I know Smarty Pants is probably oversized.

>>30631297
>implying earthponies aren't master race already

>>30631251
I seriously doubt the validity of Twilight's statement that Smarty Pants was, in fact, her favorite childhood doll.

>>30631274

Celestia's been throwing random trim at Luna for centuries to distract her. That's how she tricked Luna into getting trapped in the moon in the first place.

>>30631326
she can already do that

Requesting filly Twilight playing with Smarty Pants in a book fort

>>30631326
She hate magic.

>>30631303
>my little godspeed you black emperor

i approve

>>30631217
What the fuck is going on in this picture?

>>30631303
What did I just read?

Is 4chan sucking ass right now?

>>30631406

It does that a lot lately.

>>30631340
Actually, now that I think about it, she was probably lying...
Another balloon of happy popped by /co/.

>>30631288
>>30631322

Hey samefag. No one cares about your crappy fanfiction. It's the same pony.

Dealwithit.jpg

>>30631406
Yeah

>>30631285
>Ask about the reward
You hardly get the sentence out of your mouth before she pounces on you. It's not like her hints were subtle. This, at least, is something she's good at. There is, of course, a reason you're willing to forgive her antics so quickly.
And finishing there, I think, this thread is getting as unmanagably slow as the last one, now. Also there aren't many paths this could go down that I feel confident writing.

>>30631397
he adapted part of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP8XBJc2p_g

>>30631395
Fluttershy got turned into a lovely conversation piece.

She might still be alive though.