Hiiiii, giiiiirls....

My face looks like Twilight's now, and also my mind.

Question of the day: Which pony has had the most messed up childhood?

BREAK THEIR BAAAAAAAAAAAACKS

/r/ing human AJ in football gear with the jersey cut off so we can see her abs

Yeah well, you would.

Don't deny.

Except in this case we use the term 'tenderly wine and dine'

>>30620885
Jesus Christ, Twilight. What are you doing?

Anyone here willing to give some very quick critique on a thing I did?

Also: toptier
Fluttershy, twilight

mid tier:
Rarity, pinkie Pie
Bttom Tier:
RD, AJ

>>30620860
>>30620899
>I don't know how to make macros properly
>also I create new threads before the old ones expire

Canon Derpy

Feels good man

>>30620890
I don't normally discuss in mlp generals but I would say either Luna had the most fucked up childhood. I mean being trapped in darkness for almost forever? No friends or socialising because they're all asleep? Shit man, even I would breakdown

>>30620899
>rapeface

>>30620860
>>30620899
the problem with screen caps this episode is that they made everything too goddamn obvious. the second we saw those frames we knew the joke

>>30620888

> Triples

If it have to end, at least end it in style.

>>30620894
Ok.
Now what?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=518_1190245078

>>30620899
I cast Lvl.6 'Want it, Need it' on my cock.

Any clopping material of the new episode yet?

>>30620903
Twilight confirmed for most dangerous pony when mentally unstable.

>>30620940
>filename

you know that reminds me

did we get any 'twilight horns the mane cast' porn from episode 2

QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Would you have started watching the show if it wasn't called My Little Pony and wasn't about horses?

>>30620969

>>30621006
Probably. I give most new cartoons a try.

Not so smart now, eh, Pinkie?

>>30620981
The spell backfires. You are now Nathan.

We can always recycle this one, but let's first ride out the previous general.

>>30620969

I'm too was to depressed to have any feeling towards some random people I have never met.

Anyone notice the train in the opening? It was being driven, not pulled. The pony has aquired technology.

>>30621016

It depends on many things.

>>30621049
>Recycling

>>30621016

nathan is that you?

>>30621006
Absolutely not. If this was set in a high school or something all I would be able to think about is how the country one is really stereotypical, the bookish one has no personality, the prep one is a shallow bitch, the jock one is clearly just trying to get lesbian viewers, the shy one is some sort of social reject, and the party one is just trying to appeal to the Invader Zim crowd.
Somehow the fact that this is about ponies makes me forget that.

>>30621006

No.

I am sick of the liberal bullshit of the media nowadays.

>>30621058
Poor train-ponies are in the unemployment line now. Seriously, their whole cutie-mark thing was tied up with them doing that job. NOW WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO CELESTIA!?!?!?
FUCKING ZEBRAS AND DRAGONS TAKING ALL OUR JOBS, WHILST NORMAL PONYFOLK DO WITHOUT!
I'M VOTING LUNA NEXT ELECTION! Even though she's black.

Question of the day:

What Chaos God would each Pony Worship?

Twilight - Tzeentch
Rainbow Dash - Khorne
Applejack - Khorne
Rarity - Slaanesh
Pinkie Pie - Slaanesh
Fluttershy - Nurgle

Nurgle is basically the god of love and kindness in 40k. So Nurgleshy is a natural fit.

They should have a CMC episode where the CMCs poorly attempt to act out the opening sequence

song and all

>>30621090
>2011
>still thinking the media has a liberal bias

>>30621006
Them being ponies is one of the best things about the show.
It adds... a thing.
Like it allows for something different since they incorporate the horsey stuff to their movements and expressions.
It's good times.

>>30621058
its possible they only use steam or whatever powers the trains when they're not in a hurry - ie, in pedestrain zones.

Also I'm pretty sure that train in Over the Barrel was Express too - so if they're realy not wanting to fuck around they just tie four big earth ponies to the train and watch em run while making sure the engine doens't rock itself apart or soemthing.
Meaning Earth ponies are more reliable than the technology used to run the engine, or at least make a decent breakdown service sort of thing.
You know, if the train just runs out of steam or whatever, attach earth ponies.

>>30621099
>Pestilence and death
>Love and kindness
I'm not quite seeing it, mate.

>>30621099
HERESY!

>>30621099

Pinkie is totally Cegorach, the Laughing God

>>30621119
Nurgle is the most caring and loving god there is.

>>30620969

Hang them high!

>>30621119

Nurgle loves all his children. Even if he has to infect them with AIDS first

I think Xom would find Discord amusing.

>>30621099
Pinkie is more of a Gork & Mork

>>30621119
You've got to look into Nurgle to see it. Followers of Nurgle come in two styles. Happy and loving or Sad and resigned.

Great Unclean Ones are known to freak the fuck out when anyone attacks their followers their "children". Nurgle treats his followers as his own family, he loves them and even when they die, they return to his garden in the warp.

Pretty much every other god in 40k, including the god-emperor, couldn't give two shits about their followers, and often use them as what they are, faceless pawns. While they're affected by diesases and rot, they're immortal and feel no pain.

An eternity of adding people to your loving family. Nurgle is where it's at.

>>30621119

Nurgle's core emotion is despair

His followers have all gone beyond the despair threshold (fatal disease being the most common factor that drives them to seek the protection of papa Nurgle) and have come out of the ordeal cheerful and happy, free of worrying about their future or any concern over their wellbeing

They're functionally, immortal, immune to pain, and find joy and delight in bringing the gifts of their beloved Grandfather Nurgle to all who stand before them. Nurgle is explicitly said to care more about his mortal followers than any other god, takes personal delight and interest in each and every one of his devotees and has a special place in his heart for each new pox or toxin created.

Nurgle is the god of despair, death, ruin, and destruction, but he is also the god of acceptance.

This is why he is naturally opposed to Tzeentch, who cannot afford to let his elaborate plans crumble and decay, and embodies energy, change, ambition, and hope

>>30621184
>>30621174
>>30621170
>>30621166
>>30621152
>>30621151
>>30621099
the fuck are you people talking about

>>30620986

Twilight is fucking terrifying. She's got a spell on hand that makes ponies go into unfathomable lust for anything that she can cast BY REFLEX WHILE MENTALLY UNHINGED. And it doesn't even take much to drive her crazy! What else is she capable of? Unleashing the goddamn Old Ones? Sending Equestria to another dimension? Transforming the air into fire?

>>30621191
theyre talking about nurgle and zibble and dort the gods of wachacha and boogaloogaloo

>>30621184
Jesus, I feel dirtier after reading that.
Creepy as fuck. God damn.

>>30621191

They are *not* talking about Warhammer 40k

>>30621191

Nothing to see here bro

>>30621188
>>30621184
>>30621166
>>30621152
Papa Nurgle would be so proud of this thread.

All of these gods sound like Don Martin sound effects.

>>30621191
88% NIGMA

Quick question

I want to simulcast Fluffy's stream next weekend, since a lot of people had a hard time getting into it (i think Rose eventually made a simulcast too, and it filled up almost instantly). Do I need any special hardware to pull that off or is it something I can do with software alone?

>>30621234
have fun in hell

>>30621204
Season finale - Twilight creates Discord by accident and has to send him back in time to get rid of him.

>>30620986
Well, she did cause a DAMN RIOT!
God damn did she ever go nuts, she REALLY worries about her reputation with the Princess.

>suddenly /tg/

>>30621265
we were here all along you fool

Everyone's Alpha Legion.

>>30621265
We forgot about spike!

He's clearly a minion of the God-Emperor

TF2 is for casuals.

>>30621246
Will the god Zip-Zip send me to the Splorcht'd circle of Hell, also known as Pfwang's domain?

>>30621204
TS has fired off some pretty fucking crazy stuff this season, magic-wise.

>Failsafe
>Memory Spell Thing
>Orb o' Protection and Also Levitation
>Need It Want It

Am I forgetting anything?

Do ponies get fleas?

>>30621289

Spike is a sanctioned psyker, obviously.

/tg/ ponygoers.... what do you think?

Should someone ponify this thing in art before it's even released?

>>30621293
have fun in hell

>>30621297
She teleported inside a ball.
And it blew up.
Now imagine the possibilities.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure > 40K

>>30621278
>Alpha Legion
Dude this is 4chan we are all Omega Marines.

>>30621315

telefrag

>>30621297
I think the protection orb and levitation was more the Elements of Harmony, than Twilight.

Twilight is now Abaddon

>>30621315
why was she teleporting so much yesterday

i mean she hardly teleports at all after Applebuck Season during S1, and now all of a sudden all she does is teleport everywhere

>>30621315
Party inside Pinkie.

Steve Jobs, Chaos god of hipsters and overpriced shiny things.

>>30621314
I will. I have wronged all, including Prfwuggle, the blarched god of shhhwacks. My most heinous crime was against Bargargle, madgod of pwoioioing. Surely his onomatopoetic wrath will be swift and just.

>>30621332
SHE HAS DEMENTIA
AND FORGETS SHE IS A PONY
ALSO THAT SHE CAN TELEPORT

>>30621332
She was nervous/in a hurry.
>>30621319
Even omega marines are alpha legion.

inb4 mlp angry marines crossover

>>30621116

I think so too, like the situation on the first generations of steamship; how they would carry a full set of sails for when the steam engine inevitably broke down or just wasn't fast enough. Except in this case its trains, not ships, and the earth pony pullers are the auxiliary sails.

>>30621332
Clearly, she gained a few levels during last season. Soon she will be like Dr. Manhattan and do her studies while fucking Spike.

>>30621354

it's already been done bro

>>30621344
Fuck man, you don't want to mess with Bargargle.

>>30620903
Anyone got a video of this scene in particular.

>>30621289
And just like Emprah, he's just a plaything of Tzeentch

<<< meta >>>

We are being "raided" by /tg/?
Cool

<<< tread >>>

Is Rarity and Rainbow dash like the only pony who haven't got a crappy childhood?

>>30621362
...well shit

>>30621357
Does that make Rainbow Dash Ozymandias then?
Possibly homosexual? Must investigate further

>>30621321
Interesting. Explain your hypothesis.

>>30621356
SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS WE SHOULD HAVE PEOPLE PULLED TRAINS IN THIS AWFUL WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN?

Anyone else imagine young Twilight and Smartypants as Calvin and Hobbes? Like, when she's feeling lonely and imaginative she really does 'see' Smartypants as her study buddy?

>>30621372
I'll edit it and put in Youtube in 2 shakes of a lamb's tail.

overlooked?

Pinkie making a 'what the hell am I doing' face.

>>30621379

>raided

How can we raid ourselves?

That doesnt make sense

>>30621379
Who had a crappy childhood? Only Pinkie seemed to have one. And AJ's parent's are dead. Twilight was taken away from her parents at a young age and FS was bullied as a child.

Huh, I guess their childhood's sucked.

>>30621344
Now you're just naming horrorterrors

>>30621372
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87ZN2oX5MY&feature=related

>>30621393
>2 shakes of a lamb's tail
THATS HOW I KNOW YOU ARE AUSTRALIAN

>>30621396

>>30621392

Only if you also see Big Mac having that sort of imagination too.

>>30621394
She;s looking at FS.

>>30621403
Not enough apostrophes for them to be horrorterrors

Guys it's giving lauren faust only good work, foster home. watch fuck ponies

it's a well known fact that order can't exist without chaos.
but ponies try to control every little aspect of nature.
therefore ponies are majorly fucking with the natural order.
what's next, turning carnivores into herbivores?
I mean if you think about it ponies attempts to bring order actually harm the natural order.

>>30621379
Back when MLP launched, /tg/ was experiencing a case of batshit crazy janitor. Thus, a lot of fa/tg/uys were in diaspora. /co/ is our brother board, so many of us came here. There was a void in our hearts and MLP filled that void.

Why do you think there are like 20 MLP fanmade pen&paper roleplaying games out there?

>>30621394
I just love how... she lost ALL the food apparently and the others didn't even react.
They're just used to her.

>>30621402
SOMETHING bad must've happened at magic school to twi, if she came out of it with terrible memories and fears, no friends except for spike, and a very well-used doll

I hope they expand on that at some point, even if it's just more flashbacks

>>30621379
Rarity's OCD probably comes from her childhood.

>>30621419
>inb4 fanfic where Pony Forerunners come back to 'rectify' Equestria and 'reset the variables' of the great experiment

>>30621394
why do ponies need subscreen

>>30621241
I just used Procaster, livestream's streaming program

>>30621419
> it's a well known fact that order can't exist without chaos.

You CAN have zero entropy in a system. Nothing saying you can't. Sure you can't maintain it for long, but for an instant you can have zero entropy.

>>30621396

<<< Raiding ourselves ?>>>

We are on 4chan on after all, everything is possible here.

>>30621388

Now you are thinking with MANLY

>>30621392
>>30621411

Big Mac taking Twilight's childhood toy is full of possibilities. Maybe Twilight regrets her scheme and misses her childhood toy? Maybe Mac used to have a toy like that and lost it when he was a foal? Maybe they relive their youths via this simple doll, and together see it as the imaginary friend they both used to share but didn't know it?

>>30621394
>RD putting on sunscreen

Ridiculous shit like this is why I love the show so much.

>>30621332

That's some more scary shit, as it indicates she uses magic more when she's upset/crazy. Or that she has less control of it in that state.

>>30621440
is your last name lalonde

>>30621437
She just wanted someone to rub it on her.

>>30621382

>>30621427
>Lost all the food
Eh? I didn't think there was anything in that basket beside balloons.

>>30621408
Im irish and we use that term.

>>30621393
Well, apparently, moviemaker can't publish something that was saved as an FLV, so no. I won't be doing that then.

>>30621437
would you rub lotion all over dash's body?

>>30621445

What if they imagine Smarty Pants like Calvin imagines Hobbes and then fuck her?

>>30621457
But then where was the rest of the food?
It was a foodless picnic.

>>30621452
I don't think I'd type so terribly so often if it was.

>>30621448
>TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MAIL-EXPECTING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj

>MAIL-EXPECTING

i just noticed this

>>30621450

Which kind of contradicts what we saw in Feeling Pinkie Keen, when the hydra scare basically robbed her of the ability to use her teleport spell

I AM CONFUSE

>>30621461
I WOULD NOT

>>30621471
aww

>>30621204
She's a student. Young, unpracticed, still learning the basics in a lot of areas. And she's fucking terrifying NOW. Give her 10 years and she'll be a god.

>>30621419
Ponies are just in the understanding that they are the only truly just beings in the world, so they see that whatever they do to further their cause is right.

Which isn't a surprise when you consider that they are basically led by the ponified version of Zar- I mean Pelor

>>30621479
Time has passed, she's gotten better at winking out.
She's leveling up, bro.

>>30621467
Twilight was supposed to bring cupcakes?

>>30621321
Discord explicitly said "your" magic when she did that, he still thought they couldn't use the elements. Twilight can do that shit *all the time*, she just doesn't.

>>30621495
>she's gotten better at winking

Oh god that mental image.

>>30621402

> MLP FiM
> Innocent

>>30621426

That makes sense.
btw. I wish I had a hobby or something.
Life is getting way to long here.

Is there any fanart of Spike wearing a parasprite bikini

>>30621428
me too

also really want to know what exactly makes her so afraid of celestia

that's not paranoia, that's trauma

PONY BAR BRAWL
Tables, chairs, bottles, and a TV are readily available
Bar is roughly 1400 square feet, fitted for ponies
No magic but biting is fair game
All of the main characters are fighting
Who wins?

>>30621505
Take up drawing.
Miniature wargames also can take up a whole fucking lot of your time.

>>30621479
Maybe she... fuck, I don't know. Maybe she has a rough time using magic when she's scared but DOESN'T have a hard time using it when she's frustrated.

Or maybe she uses magic when it moves the plot forward and doesn't use it when it doesn't.

>cartoons

>>30621461

Yes, gently.

Nowadays I would kill for a little kindness and love.

>>30620940
>>30621004
You're a persistent bastard aren't you?

>>30621495

>she leveled up

So is that what alicorns are? Were Celestia and Luna members of the only pony grind group to actually hit max level, a thousand years ago?

>>30621495

>Twilight has gotten better at winking

>>30621503

>>30621461
Absolutely. I'd pay special attention to the base of her wings and tail

>>30621518

> Fucking
> Cartoon

Pony porn!

>>30621479
She's more practiced now. She doesn't even have a charge-time any more, her magical aura is much deeper, and she just generally seems far more capable. She's a student, she's still learning - we're seeing the results of that.

>>30621440
and you don't need any extra hardware for that?

>>30621503
My student has learned much

>>30621515
Rarity's got the sharpest horn and she'd be willing to kill at the drop of a hat for self-preservation, so I'd put money on her. The obvious second would be Dash.

>>30621528
He doesn't mean that kind of winking, ma chère

>>30621542
YOU NEED PENTIUM

>>30621542
Correct. Just download and go.

Hey, i never looked

Did this episode have an EI rating?

>>30621551
I know. I just had to post the image

>>30621515
>no magic
but magic would be hilarious, I can't get the mental image of Rarity picking up all the pool cues and fighting her way to the fire exit as soon as it breaks out

>>30621541

I can believe it, I just liked the idea of magic have some kind of weakness in the setting, a vulnerability window or some such. It risks becoming overly boring if everything can be cast at will, and instantly. Especially extremely powerful abilities like mass mind control spells or teleportation

>>30621560
IT DID FUCKING NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>30621553
great, thanks guys.

anything to be able to avoid joowz and basil

>>30621560
Nope! We've begun our spiral into madness!

>>30621467
Huh, somehow I managed to miss that. Perhaps there was some food in Rarity's basket?

>>30621516

I will, drawing sounds fine.
I will make my mood better then, let's go!

>>30621541
Her unicorn aura is red.
Rarity's is blue.
Celestia's is green.

Twilight confirmed for Sith.

>>30621571

awesome

Looks like we truly are free of it you guys

>>30621560
EI is gone forever

>>30621545
I read that as "My student has learned too much"

Kill her.

>>30621560
Check any of the screenshots, no It didn't. Also, FLUTTERSHY FUCKING KILLED A BEAR, what do you think.
>>30621540
>Fluffy wings
>but no chest tuft

>>30621545
Oh yes, she certainly has.

>>30621570
Magic in the setting is very limited, Twilight is just the exception to that rule. And even then, she's not *flexible*. Everything she can do, she needs to have pre-prepared, she can't just make shit up on the fly, so she's hardly omnipotent. Yet.

>>30621578
Pinkie was SUPPOSED to bring food, but instead she just brought some damn balloons. She's so fucking useless. But I guess her friends put up with her despite her mental handicap.

>>30621587

>>30621594
So she can only do shit if she has preptime?
So she's Batman?

>>30621607
NO I AM THE FUCKING BATMAN

>>30621607
Magical pony batman

> mfw

In Twilight's flash back, there is a winged unicorn.

>>30621593
What does that image imply? Who's "they"? And what do "they" know?

>>30621578
>>30621601
I'll just say this once more.
Twilight was bringing the food.

>>30621601

I loved Pinkie's balloons in this episode

The entire sequence was completely pointless and nonsensical.

It suits Pinkie

>>30621607

magic batman.

Which also begs the question why did she have a mind control spell prepared

>>30621434
that sounds neat!
>>30621442
exactly "for an instant" then order is maintained.
you can't fight the balance of order and chaos.
>>30621489
so they're supporters of Manifest Destiny?

>>30621594
>>30621607
No, she's a DnD Wizard instead of a Sorcerer

>>30621623
Post image

>>30621624
THEY IS YOU
AND THE OTHER THEY IS NOTHING

>>30621579
Good choice.
Drawing is tons of fun.

>>30621623

>>30621607
Twilight Sparkle is now voiced by Kevin Conroy, is this awesome y/y

Good Morning pony general

>>30621624
>fanart becomes implied in show

>>30621632
That's a good question, but not only does it have a name, it "works every time". Meaning that this isn't the first time she's used it, nor the second, but enough for her to have experience of how well it works. And it's a mindless-lust spell. How many other uses for it could there be?

>>30621626
>13 cupcakes
>enough food for a 6-person picnic

>>30621648
fuck off

>>30621656
>person

>>30621635
>>30621635

>>30621647
No way. Twilight is the joker. She was just one bad day from going over the edge, and that day has passed.

>If I can't find a problem, I'll make one

That's some serious super villain thinking there.

>>30621526
>>30621528
Sorry, G1 terminology.
Winking Out is what they called teleporting.

>>30621656
>2 cupcakes for every pony, one cupcake for spike
so long as they eat beforehand and are just planning to hang out, sure

>>30621648
morning

>>30621648
Where the fuck were you yesterday morning?

>>30621650

I'm not seeing it. You mean vaguely similar expressions? It's coincidence at best.

>>30621667
Oh yeah, weird.

>>30621656
Two for each, three for pinkie. It's a fucking cartoon, what did you expect.
>>30621648
Gummy is the best pony.
>>30621643
It can be, when you are happy with your own works. And learn to draw with a tablet, this shit is hard.

>>30621667
ANIMATION ERROR

>>30621653
In the past, she has cast in on her Vagina

>That's some serious super villain thinking there.
Just because it's the EXACT SAME line of thinking Pym had when he made that robot to fight the Avengers doesn't mean....

Oh....

Yup, she crazy.

>>30621680
>Let's put a smile on that face!

>>30621696
NO IT MUST BE A SECRET MESSAGE TO /COOOOOOOOOOO/

>>30621682
During the episode I was here, but then I went back to sleep.

>>30621696

>Ask Omegle who their favorite pony is

>Every coherent answer is Rainbow

>>30621696
It's cannon now.

>>30621696
You're an animation error.

>>30621703
But due to self inflicted back injuries and some slipped discs she had to take it off

daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature

>>30621696

Smartypants will never be yours

>>30621715
>IMPLYING THEY AREN'T ALL ME

>>30621712
Oh. You weren't in Fluffy's stream so I thought you were dead or something.

>>30621715
Is Omeagle full of lesbians now?

>>30621686
Yeah, but you know how people behave.

"OH FUCK TWILIGHT SMILED A CERTAIN WAY LIKE MAX FROM FOSTERS DID ONCE"

"OH SHIT THAT OTHER SMILE LOOKED LIKE NAUGHTY FREDS' "
"HOT DIGGIDY FUCK THOSE SHADES DASH ARE USING ARE FROM THE 'DEAL WITH IT' MEME"
"JESUS TIT-TWISTING PURPLE NURPLE CUNTSMARM MOLESTLIGHT IS NOW CANON JUST LIKE HER TEACHER MOLESTIA"

>>30621722

>>30621733
Hoppip! Make a smarty-Pants plush right NOW!

>>30621715
Funny, last time I got all disconnects.

>>30621738
I've never been in his stream. I was watching ponies on the tele.

guys
guys
guys
i think that batpony is really bruce mane

>>30621270

Maybe you can help me, /tg/ brethren: I have been trying for too goddamn long to figure out where each of the Mane 6 fit as members of the Nine Traditions from Mage.

Some are easy: Pinkie Pie is an Ecstatic, natch, Dash is Akashic Brotherhood for life, Fluttershy's a goddamn Verbena

But the others are a lot harder. Rarity's a...Hermetic? Maybe? I don't even fucking know what Twilight is anymore.

>>30621727
Of course, if ever she needs a lot of bits in a hurry and doesn't want Celestia to know about it, she can always sell her services

Death of the artist. It doesn't matter if they intended it or not, she's canon now!

>>30621764
Didn't you simulcast his stream during the ROH episodes? Or am I remembering shit wrong?

>>30621780
ILL PUT YOU IN A CANON!

>>30621751
I hate when shit like that happens. It's like shipping but somehow even slightly worse.

>>30621771

>>30621680
no

>>30621786
I tried to for Return of harmony part 2 but Synchtube decided to be retarded that day. I forgot to yesterday. Next week I will.

>>30621790
YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY WORSE THAN SHIPPING?

>>30621793
HA.

>>30621771
Wait
Like from Mane Enterprises, the CEO?
The fuck are you smoking

>>30621732

He works on the show?
Website link please.jpg

>>30621771
He looks nothing like him though....

>>30621790
This is the exact same kind of thinking that lead up to Ask Pinkamina and all the other retard cupcake esque stories that popped up after Party of One.

>>30621816
hiyoumustbenewhere.jpg

guys, I just had a dream about ponies
I was watching the halloween episode on a stream or something, there was a song. I don't remember many details, but rarity and sweetie belle were pirates, fluttershy was a unicorn (that is to say, for some reason she was an actual unicorn and not in a costume or something) and probably the weirdest thing is that shaggy from scooby doo was there for like a couple seconds.

can someone please post a picture of a brony meetup without cargo shorts and fedoras in it. my friend says such a pictures does not exist but that cant be true.

>>30621827
>NO FUN ALLOWED

>>30621780

>>30621833

My brain is full of fuck, so not everything works good now.

And yes.

>>30621804
Right on.

I might simulcast too. I feel bad for everyone who has to deal with basil and all that other shit.

>>30621805
Typing in ALL CAPS?

>>30621807
besides batpony is clearly a pegasus. everyone testifies that when they see him there are these two giant wings on his back.
if you look at any picture of Bruce Mane, god knows there's not a shortage of them, a child could tell he's an earth pony.

>>30621854
BASIL IS INDEED A BIT OF A BASTARD

>>30621842
Cargo shorts are pretty popular. I own a pair of them.

It's the fedoras that are retarded.

>>30621861
No pegasus can move like that, it's like he's invisible. He must be an alicorn, and he's too black to be Celestia.

>>30621851
don't have it saved, but yes that person is confirmed to work on the show.

She's also the one who puts lyra in silly positions

>>30621842
Sure, I'll go to the next one in my pajama jeans!

i havnt done anything pony related in the past 6hrs while sleeping. have i missed anything important?

>>30621871
What ARE cargo shorts, exactly?

>>30621885
Don't forget to bring your robot walking dog thing.

>>30621898
Shorts with lots of pockets on em.

>>30621897
Return of the spammer and some Frozenchan

>>30621897
YES!
WE HAVE FINALLY DECIDED ONCE AND FOR ALL WHO THE BEST PONY IS

>>30621897
Dash is pregnant. And you're the father.

>>30621898
Khaki shorts, typically with large, useful pockets.

>>30621897
No, just the usual faggotry.

>>30621897
Nyx episode confirmed

>>30621918
OHMYGOSH
I FUCKING WISHHHHHHHHHHH THAT WERE TRUE

>>30621918
She ain't pregnant, she's just fat

>>30621771
>this guy
>as BatMane

hahahahahaha
oh wow

>>30621917
Sure have!

>>30621918
I would be OK with that.

>>30621918
SHE'S HAVING A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU

>>30621911
>>30621912
>>30621919
Having lots of pockets seems to forfeit the point of the shorts.

>>30621933
YOURE FAT APPLEJACK!

Twilight confirmed for poorfag.

>>30621932
You will never be the father.

>>30621942
I ALSO WISH THIS

>>30621943
Men are carrying more shit around with them these days and we don't want to deal with purses.

>>30621959
can I at least raise the child with her?

>>30621943

Uh, no. The point of shorts is to be comfortable and keep your lower legs bare.

>>30621934
>filthy earth pony scum
>stars as a cutie mark

Hmm.

>>30621954

?

>>30621963
>wallet
>phone

Nah, two standard pockets are fine.

We need more pregnant ponies.

>that feel when you are trying to masturbate to ponies real quick before heading to church
>but your dog is staring at you giving you a weird look making it hard to fap

Bon-Bon obtains hands.
Lyra is heart broken.

in other news I'm thinking of making boring pony's parents.
any Ideas?

>>30621986
We really really don't.

>>30621981
Keys? Knife? Welding torch? 30 feet of rope? Come on, you have to be prepared!

>>30621981
>keys
>ipod maybe

>>30621986
Almost a shame there's no sea ponies, so fans can get their mpreg on.
Not that I'm into that sort of thing.
Shoo be doo.

>>30621995
Fuck you, they're adorable. And hot.

>>30621986

>>30621976
Fuck no. Shorts are for if you have nothing planned, hence the no pockets. You wear shorts to the beach or something.
If you're gonna actually do something that day, you wear pants like a person.

>>30621977
HES A STARMAN!
WAITING IN THE SKY
HE'D LIKE TO COME AND SHOW US
BUT YOU KNOW HES A FUCKING PONY ETC

>>30621980

Look at her doll, she was playing with that.

Wahaha.mp3

>>30621994
>The pony Lyra loves gets hands
>Lyra gets to experience some of her fantasies

>>30621986

>>30621995
YEAH IM PRETTY SURE WE DO

>>30621918
Anthro Babies with Rainbow Dash?

All of my want

>>30622002
Keys are attached to my wallet. Phone has replaced my ipod.

>>30621989

> going to church

10/10 for trying

This episode was all sorts of crazy-bonkers.

Twilight doesn't need friends; she needs a goddamned mental health specialist.

>>30622008
You wear shorts when it's hot out and uncomfortable to wear pants. You live on a continent that's 95% desert. I shouldn't have to explain this to you.

>>30621977
Watch what you say man, that guy's a philanthropist. Clop Kent did an entire article about how he donated an entire wing of that one asylum.

>>30622008
You wear swimming trunks to the beach.

You where shorts any time it's summer and you're not going into work.

I've got a feeling you're some sort of high school aged hipster.

>>30622033
>anthro
you're getting a little foal, and you'll fucking love it and cherish it and raise it with love every day

>>30621995
This.

Fucking OC abominations crawl from their disgusting fetid uteruses. Nobody wants that.

>>30621989
Cool story, Nathan

>>30621986
>>30621986

>>30622048
I don't care if the father is some scum stallion she meet one day. I'll still raise it with her as if it were my own.

>>30622039
Look, I just don't like shorts, ok?

Somebody have some drugs here?

>>30622048
>not anthro

Then how the fuck will I know if I'm the father?

>>30622063
Oh hai. I like Envy's pregnant Twilight's mom. That's old though.

>>30622018
>hand on experiance

oh lyra

>>30622055
But pregnant ponies is canon, you prude.

>>30622081
I do! but not for you.

>>30622081
IVE GOT LOTS OF DRUGS MAN
WHAT DO YOU NEED BRO?

>>30622048
oh boy are we doing pony parenting again

all of my hnnng

>>30622074
And just knowing that she's not alone in this gives her the strength to go forward.

>>30622077
That's cool. Just don't try to cram your opinion down other people's throats like some kind of dick.

>>30622088
Can you post the colored version?

>>30622105
Do a Smarty-Pants plushie

>>30622087
Does it really matter? It's yours, and nobody will ever question that. Biology be damned.

>>30622093
>pregnancy is canon

Prove it

>>30622115
I don't have it on this computer, sorry.

I like that, and the one by Syobee with her dad knocking up her mom in the first place.

>>30622115

>>30622107
I see what you did there.

anyone else notice Pinkie Pie teleporting behind Applejack after laughing at Twilight at the picnic?

>>30622081

> drugs

nope

>>30622130
>Standard mammalian reproduction

>>30622013
Bon-Bon wants to get rid of the hands.
>>30622013
And then spike joined the circus.

WOULDNT A FLASHFORWARD EPISODE BE COOL?

>>30622153
NO

>>30622153
No

>>30622130

>>30622148
HOW DO YOU EVEN SEE IF YOUR FUCKING EYE IS A HEART?

We need a gif/series of images of Rarity going "This is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!

>>30622148
It almost looks like Twilight is making Dash look at the plushie.
>Yes, look at the pretty little toy. Soon, it shall be all that you care about and this town shall be mine.

>>30622153
We need a flash sideways episode where we swap back and forth between alternate time lines.

mlpg i have a confession to make
i dont watch the show i just like making horse puns

>>30622149
So a quote from the show's -former- creative directer is show canon?

>>30622175
like she'd have to make Dash look at it. She'd probably want it just because everybody else does.

>>30622185
yup

>>30622164
>TS's mom looks like a dude

nice art there

>>30622181
IMPRESS ME THEN

>>30622166
magic

>>30622176
A Sliding Doors episode except, without Gwyneth Paltro so, it'll be good.

>>30622191
She looks like a milf to me.

>>30622198
STOP IT

>>30622212
That's fanart, brah

>>30622181
You.

>>30622191
Well it;s not MY fault that CL has given up improving her anatomy.

>>30622148
Hey.
Wait a second.
MISS Smarty Pants?
All the girls want her?!
GUYS!
THIS IS PROOF!

>>30622181
Wait, you mean people actually watch the show here? Aren't they only here for the lesbian shipping?

>>30622198

<<< tread >>>

I have a question. I know it is old and stuff but there are any lunatic christian articles on the witch bashes MLP FiM for being "satanic"?

I mean in the United States everything is religionized.

>>30622148
Twilight's arms look like tongs.

>>30622219

>>30622196
I love Rarity's voice actor...
Especially when her voice gets all HORSE

>>30622224
I like lesbian shipping. That's why I watch the show.

>>30622223
Proof that Twilight creates lesbians and before her arrival Ponyville burned homosexuals and all women had to be covered from head to hoof? I think so.

PEGASUS, UNICORNS LAND WERE NOT MENT TO MINGLE WITH PURE RIGHTIOUS LAND PONIES. CELESTIA MADE THE DIFFERENT SO THEY CAN BE IDENTIFIED AND KEPT SEPREATE TO PREVENT MONGREL PONY RACES LIKE THE ZEBRA ABOMINATIONS.
/PONYFRONT/
PONY PRIDE EQUESTRIA WIDE
PONY POWER

>>30622190
Okay

>>30622224
Lesbians? What the fuck are you talking about?

>>30622259
winter wrap up = saddest episode

>Aren't they only here for the lesbian shipping?
Is that Derpy's side-business?

>>30622265
There are no lesbians in MLP.
Slander!

>>30622247
Yup, I wouldn't even watch this shitty pandering show if it weren't for the implied lesbianism.

>>30622198
Why hasn't Dash made that guy shave his douchy goatee? I feel that when you date a woman seriously and in a comitted relationship, she's expected to tell you to "shave that stupid fuzz on your chin and don't wear that plaid hat for god's sakes. Seriously, I have to SHOW you to people in public!"

>>30622265

>>30622198
I think the only good that come out of this is is him doing a G4 Skydancer

>>30622281

Yes actually Twilight is an useless bookworm without her special abilities.

>>30622303
Just because everyone spouts it like sheep doesn't mean it's true.

Ponies while digging for bones discover a gigantic capsule buried in the ground.
upon opening it the find hundreds of books and strange mechanical devices.
it was a human mad scientist's library/Lab.
what happens?

>>30622318
You know, except for her organisational skills.
So basically she's useless if left on her own, like RoH proved.

>>30622296
>implyied lesbians will never be in cartoons for children

>>30622224
>lesbians

>>30622336
Ultron is free!