So long as you are prepared for the unforeseen consequences.

Also, be prepared to 404 this thread in case the spammer hits.

>>30614158
Thread's an hour and a half old, OP is long gone.

He had good taste, though. Always nice when somebody starts a thread with my favorite pony.

Twilight is still Best Pony, though.

Pony should hold pony Forever.

>>30614187
I approve of this ship. Big Mac prefers dolls.

>>30614187
Agreed. But Pony don't have arms, so...

This will end well.

>>30614186
Did you link to an OC already Deaf? I've only half been paying attention to the threads.

>rape

>>30614186
/r/requesting Fluttershy wearing a tree costume. Or maybe that Enigma of Amigara fault comic.

>>30614239
>implying I have an OC

Argh! There's something I WANT to bring up but I would feel so bad about! Especially this early in the thread!

>>30614255
Have you not seen the last ten times I asked you for one? If you want in on the banner you kind of need one.

Elsewise... I guess we just give a random background pony giant breasts and call them "Double D", and that can be you.

>>30614276
I approve of this.

>>30614276
...I want in on the banner?

And what banner?

Oh god. This was so cute to watch.

Why is scrunchyface so cute?

I drew you guys Twilight.

This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

who thinks Twilight's breakdown could have been avoided if someone managed to slip her a few drinks?

>>30614304
well, if you don't then that's no problem. Just remembered you asking for a spot when we came up with the idea.

The one FacelessJr is doing?

>>30614331
Hooray!

>>30614336
Dammit all this talk of creepylight gave me nightmares
Ponies shouldn't give me nightmares

Let it stay up for a while, op.

Make him use up capatcha's.

>>30614336
>>30614336

I knew this episode was too good for someone of you "talents" to pass up. Great as usual.

So wait, Homestuck faggotry and sex fantasies on said characters is ok, but one mention of ponies and a spammer shows up?

fuck your bikes, spammers.

>>30614354
Oh... Wait, that's what the court thing is about?

Or something else?

....Fuck it, I'll whip something up. Is the Pony Creator okay?

>>30614336
Bueno.

>>30614342
>thumbnail
>OH SHIT THAT IS A LOT OF HUMANIZATIONS HELL YEAH
>open it
>instant disappointment

Fluttershy's cuteness has breached the flutterplex!

Oh boy here we go.jpg

Who the fuck does this? Are there people who honestly have nothing better to do than to spam pony threads?

>>30614393
Yeah, that's what most everyone else uses. They're abominable, but it's a good starting point.

I'm picturing you as a pure black pony with black hair, sunglasses, black cape, and a >rape cutie mark.

>>30614368
Let me guess.
Cupcakes with Twilight?

>>30614431
Oh boy here we go.jpg

Who the fuck does this? Are there people who honestly have nothing better to do than to create pony threads?

>>30614272
...by chance, are you the artist of that picture? You type somewhat similarly to the artist/writer of that tumblr.

>>30614435
...I was thinking more a ridiculously tall light brown unicorn with dark brown hair and a coil of rope for a cutie mark. No accessories, that shit is stupid.

>>30614431

Today is just a bad day for ponies.

Can you believe our nerve? Talking about a new episode that just came out?

Also the mods have abandoned us. Lazy fucks.

>>30614447

Honestly, something's going to show up soon.

>>30614470
>unicorn
Master race is reserved for talented individuals only, brotato.

You're an earth pony, straight up.

>>30614454
Oh boy here we go.jpg

Who the fuck does this? Are there people who honestly have nothing better to do than to create threads that aren't pony threads?

>>30614336
Were you streaming this whole time?

>>30614350
It's 2 am

You're wasting your time spamming a thread.

You're a /v/irgin, right? Don't you have a video game to play or something?

>>30614480
...I'm trying to become talented, does that count? Just ask NTSTS.

>>30614272

Dude, this is 4chan. Ask away. You're anonymous, nobody will hold it against you.

>>30614431
>online
>4chan
>/co/
>pony thread
>spam
>Are there people who honestly have nothing better to do?
Seriously?

>>30614493
>/v/
>playing vidya

...I think the spammer's gone. janitor's doing his job I think.

>>30614493
>/v/
>playing video games
Pshaw.

>>30614470
I like my idea better. Cutie mark is an alright replacement though.
Also, you totally don't strike me as a unicorn.

No offense.

>>30614493

>>30614513
I certainly identify with earth more, but they can't tie knots...

>>30614460
Given that I am a fan of that tumblr, I am flattered, but sadly, no.
They're probably much too bust still working on Twilight Epic Meal Time.

>>30614493
The costanza meme is very frequently seen on /g/, so I'd place him from there. Never been to /v/ though, could be prevalent there as well.


>spamming pony threads on the board they belong
>2011
ISHYGDDT

>>30614480
>>30614480

>implying earth ponies aren't true master race.

They bless the earth with their very presence and are gifted with super strength. They keep society running, without them everyone would starve.

>>30614474
There's already a shitton of fics about Twilight being a murderous psychopath.

>>30614527
Run with it. They shouldn't be able to play instruments either, but logic isn't super consistent in the ponyverse.

You'll end up being an earth pony in my head anyway. Not everyone needs magic to be talented.

>>30614527
Applejack can do plenty of things without a horn! You seen her lasso! Better off than being a stinkin' uni!

Here's the tumblrs I follow

---Discord---
http://answer-discord.tumblr.com/

---Dr. Whooves---
http://askdrwhooves.tumblr.com/

---Fluttershy---
http://fluttershyreplies.tumblr.com/
http://trytoasknicely.tumblr.com/

---Luna---
http://ask-loonyluna.tumblr.com/
http://ask-princessluna.tumblr.com/

---Pinkie Pie---
http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/
http://pinkiepieanswers.tumblr.com/

---Rarity---
http://ask-lil-miss-rarity.tumblr.com/
http://ask-sadistic-rarity.tumblr.com/
http://rarityreplies.tumblr.com/

--Twilight Sparkle---
http://ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com/

>>30614535
Awesome. I've been requesting pictures of adult Spike all day.

>>30614547
don't you mean Zebra?

>>30614539
>>30614539

Costanza started on /sp/ and /v/ adopted it. It got so bad there one time that typing "I seriously hope you guys don't do this" was an instant ban.

>>30614535
>Busy
Dammit.

>>30614547
>Anything
>Better than a unicorn
Ha ha! That's adorable.

>>30614539
costanza is a pretty popular meme, it was huge on /sp/.

that said we know the spammers from /v/ we saw the thread and there were a couple of them earlier, now its just the one.

>>30614547
>>30614545
Good points. I'll make at earth. Either a knot, coil of rope, or maybe just a pillory for the mark.

LOOK AT IT, /CO/

IT'S YOU

>>30614558
>following tumblrs
>tumblrs
>intentional misspellings
>2011
>ISHYDDT

>>30614558
ALL OF THOSE ARE SHIT!
Well/
Except Loony Luna.

Marshmallow ponies are real, sentient, friendly, really like humans, and they look like this.

Are you okay with them, or do they lose their appeal entirely without their cat-like appearance?

I DREW COLGATE BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE COLGATE RIGHT?

>>30614539
He already explicitly stated (back hours ago, hoo boy), that he's doing it for ruining some anime video game thread on /v/.

It's probably just some weak attempt at causing crossboard conflict.

>>30614582
Neat.

>>30614535
WRONG
FUCKING
BREED
OF
DRAGON
GOD
DAMN
IT
SPIKE IS NOT A FUCKING EUROPEAN CLASSIC DRAGON
HE'S A FUCKING MOUNTAIN STYLE DRAGON AKA I'M SO FUCKING HUGE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FLY EVEN WITH DRAGON MAGIC

FUCK THESE PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND DRAGON CLASSIFICATION
MIGHT AS WELL DRAW HIM AS AN ORIENTAL DRAGON BECAUSE HE'S HAD A MUSTACHE BEFORE

>>30614582
I'm not that physically active.

>>30614588
Goddamn, JB. You're impressing me more every day.

Please stick around and keep contributing, I seriously love your art.

you gotta check out http://ask-crapplejack.tumblr.com/ too.

>>30614575
>>30614575

FACT: Unicorns are pony Asians, only good for math and have small dicks.

>>30614571
I do not have the rest of this, but it's on Fluffy's devart. I forgot to download it. Sorry.

>>30614567
No

Sometimes I wonder if she secretly longs to do magic, or fly in the skies.

That she's kind of bored kicking trees all day...

>>30614587
>Look like that.

Needs a little more white in the eye. But yeah, that's pretty good.

>>30614608
>>30614608

You seem to know a lot about dragons. Why don't you take that dragon dildo out of your ass and take a chill pill?

>>30614620

Of course not.
She does what she likes, and likes what she does.

>>30614608
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

Hiiiiiiii /co/...!

>>30614608
DEAL WITH IT

>>30614617
I know yo
>>30614320
Pinkie truly cares for her friends. Like uh, remember when she turned down pranking Fluttershy.

>come back after responding to people in a semi-reasonable thread about ponys
>to this
>see first post

I told you bro

I told you about the spammer

it keeps happening
keeps fucking happening

I want to go to bed.

>>30614620
Fuck me, I know I always dream of flying in the skies.

I'm sad now.

>>30614608
>implying Spike isn't an antarctic flightless dragon

>>30614655
leave then

>>30614587
>Looks better than a krogan

Shepard would probably hit it.

>>30614558
Dear god so much grimderp

http://www.synchtube.com/r/ManyMustaches
BEST NIGHT EVER
We drink when they say Gala!

>>30614620

Hell no. Earth ponies are like Buddhists, they live peacefully and humbly. They consider ambition to be self-destructive.

http://aleximusprime.deviantart.com/art/The-ponies-are-not-amused-263653280

>>30614646
TWILIGHT!

YOU HAVE HEAD PIGEONS!

>>30614608
Whoa! Chill, bro. Here, have a drink.

>>30614672
I know right, what a loooooooooser.

Defiler, either I was taking your posts out of context or you're making an OC.

Please God tell me it's the former.

>>30614681

>>30614617
>Pinky and the Brain
>Pinkie and Twilight

Oh man, if I wasn't sure that this was already done, I'd be making fanart as we speak.

>>30614695

pretty much everyone has one
even if they don't like to show it

>>30614616
Fuck I just want to go watch every single episode of TNG with Q in it whenever I see discord.

>>30614447
Kinda
It was normal at the beginning but at then it just took a turn for the worst.
So I was the head doctor of an insane asylum and reading about the newest patient who was Twilight while a 2 inch rarity and Sweetie were organizing my desk with telekinesis.
I got up picked them and put them in my front pocket and went to see Twilight.
Halfway through a corridor all color and sound disappear and all the patients (including Twoface, that girl from Batman TAS that didn't grow up) escaped and started chasing me to kill me.
Then I reach a dead end.
Suddenly color and sound are back and all the patients disappeared except for Freaky Freed who was at the end of the corridor and coming slowly towards me with that creepy smile.
On his head a cat sized crazy Twilight was siting and slowly laughing like those insane people.
You know like heh...heh heh... while levitating around her the severed heads of AJ, PP, FS, RD, AB and scoot.
The severed heads were singing this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6nCwHOTrdM

Then I woke up

>>30614717
Even the Robin Hood episode?

>>30614695
Hey there mr. judgemental.

It's for a community project FacelessJr is doing.

No reason to hate on other people for participating.

So how strong is Big Mac on a scale of Green Arrow to Superman?

>>30614701
Kill them. Kill them all, Spike. it's the only way.

>>30614646
Hello, terrifying, lunatic.

>>30614649
>nope.apple

Hearing him say "Eenope" after throwing that pile of ponies off of him was hilarious.

>>30614716
no-OC master race reporting

>>30614571
>>30614616
Ahh excellent.

Some how i can read it in all their voices perfectly.

i love when that happens.

Discord will never truly be gone now... And porn becomes that much more entertaining.

>>30614729
Goku

>>30614726

what's Junior working on?

>>30614729
Fucking strong.

Thank God for 1776, only things keeping me happy and merry.

He plays the violin after all.

>>30614743

>>30614672
The only ones that are grimdark are the Pinkamena one and the top 2 Rarity ones. Maybe even Discorded Fluttershy, Luna is just surreal horror and Discord is Discord.

>>30614725
I...don't even remember them all. Wasn't that much of a fan. But sure, even the robin hood episode.

>>30614726

I'm not hating, I just...

I don't know anymore. I'm going to bed.

>>30614751
A banner / illustration of the royal /co/urt of MLP Generals, kind of like Fluffy's project from a while ago that got abandoned.

>>30614743
Is Goku stronger than Superman?

Big Mac is the enforcer

But who's the brains of the operation? AJ or is Granny the Matriarch in charge?

>>30614695
It's still kind of up in the air...

Any reason you'd be against me in particular making something?

>>30614738

Other than freaky mind control, how does it make the smut more interesting?

>>30614774
Oh boy here we go!

>>30614608
You know what? Fuck you in the butt. Show me some evidence.

I say he's an equestrian nesting dragon. Why? Because it's my little fucking pony.

>>30614774
Goku is stronger than Superman once he goes about Super Saiyan 2.

>>30614718

Tell me about your mother.

>>30614775

obviously it's Winona

Please, post Twilight's crazyfaces.

Thanks.

>>30614774
No, not in anyway.

I was in your dreams last night. I did not like what I saw.

>>30614791

I noticed Pinkie seemed by far the most concerned at the thought of Twilight leaving. While the rest of the cast was arguing her case, all Pinkie did was get teary eyed and nuzzle her. Considering this is Pinkie Pie actually being solemn, it's both heartwarming and heartbreaking at the same time. I would love another Pinkie and Twilight episode, maybe one that actually cements their friendship a bit more, Feeling Pinkie Keen was great, but it was mostly just Twilight being used as a punching bag. They have a very interesting chemistry going on, like Pinkie and the Brain. I'd like to see more of it personally.

Plus they are the only two to go FULL fucking insane. Fluttershy yelling 'Come out!' was out there, but not near the level of Pinkie and Twilight's breakdowns.

AND YES I KNOW I fucked up posting this three times now. Something is wrong with me tonight.

>>30614775
Probably AJ, Granny is too senile now.

Lolip be streaman human Pinkie Pie in a naked apron

http://www.livestream.com/lolipschannel

>>30614775

Applebloom. She's a monster under that cute exterior

Hey guys, I was over at /tg/ for a minute, but I'm back now and I've got Magic Cards for everybody! Well, just one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Xf5BGR1iY&feature=feedu

>>30614779

Well there's a difference between an OC for the sake of an OC and what Jr. is doing.

I'm also really tired though, and I get aggressive when I get tired, so just ignore me.

>>30614793
I really fear the day he experiences ... changes.

>>30614793
Human celestia is all of my hnng.

I guess I have a thing for tall, powerful, benevolent gods with rainbow hair.

>>30614826

>>30614803
LOOKA T THIS FACE!
SO CRAZY!

>>30614818

>>30614803
Here's Twoface Twilight.

Twolight?

>>30614818
>basically I'd like to see a Twilight / Pinkie shipping episode
Realistic expectations, now.

I'd like to see this too

>>30614796
No, no he is not. Inb4 ignorant dipshits spouting off about how Goku can move faster than the speed of light. He can't, that was a translation error that has since been corrected.

>>30614797
uh...
She's dead?

>>30614835
Which is better? Making a caricature of myself for no reason, or so Jr. can add it to a thing?

>>30614793
Go watch the fucking Rainboom episode.
Watch it and observe Twilight artificial aging spike, she's not just enlarging him, his whole fucking facial structure changes. I also don't remember any wings bursting out of the building with that fuck huge head of his.

He shared no physical noticeable physical characteristics with the European breeds shown in the show.

He's a different fucking race you talentless hack.

>>30614787
Being able to read smut with incharacter voices is hilarious.

I won't lie i enjoy porn and fanfiction, not because i fap to it, but personally i find nothing funnier.

And to have it in high quality in my head makes it better.

>>30614718
Jesus, Joseph, and doggy-style Mary! That is some fucked up shit, man!

>>30614843

>that picture

>my action

Someone needs to draw Zangief wrestling an ursa major.

He practiced on the smaller, normal bears, thus they needed Fluttershy's care.

that's yes.

>>30614857
>Superman Vs. Goku
Picture related.

>>30614812
My dreams were filled to the brim with fright.

>>30614876
>Red background
>A picture of a cosplayer

>>30614863
So he just says fuck bipedal walking and use of hands and adopts a 4 legged life style?
Yeah I kinda doubt that.

>>30614857
I never like DBZ thats why im asking.

Son you watching them girly ponies again? Go outside and play some football.

>>30614862

Well when you refer to it as a caricature neither is inherently bad.

>>30614860

Well it's pretty clear then.

bitch's haunting you

>>30614862
I'd say they're about even?

>>30614803

>>30614899
He can do both retard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzbqMW5zRcY
Observe an example

>>30614903

>>30614903
No. No, that's not how we roll here, you gender-policing fuck.

Enjoy some feelings.

>>30614903
>playing football
>or handegg, location depending
>in 2011

I have FIFA '12 and Madden '12, I'm good.

>>30614863
>Talentless hack
And exactly what have i done lately to warrant a critique on one of my various talents?

The picture is cute, Dragons are stupid, Spike is cool, Poo poo on you.

So.

What was your favorite moment from the new episode?

>>30614803
Why won't you people START FIGHTING OVER SOMETHING?

>>30614944
Mac and Smartypants

>>30614903
No dad, I'm not going to play football.

A man's interests aren't what makes him great. It's how he handles life. It's how strong he is in the face of adversity, it's how humble he is when given great responsibility, it's how kind he is to others and how able he is to defend himself and those he loves from harm, no matter what the risk.

Also I've got washboard abs

Oh yeah

>>30614934
Pot belly

>>30614944
>twilightpopsoutoftheball.gif

>>30614936
But my dad only come like weeks each year! Thats why i require your FEELINGS Chistery.

>>30614944
The part where they shipped Rainbow Dash and Twilight

>>30614944
The Cutie Mark Crusaders hanging out playing, and just being normal friends.

>>30614957
Nah, she's just in her first trimester.

>>30614945
Huh. So is Twilight like those anons who try really hard to start flamewars?

>>30614803
>30614803

>>30614940
>I've lost the argument. I better save face.
Yeah whatever. Enjoy your incorrect breed of dragons and black human twilights and celestia.
Since that's equatable shit

>>30614903
Sorry dad, but I'm not fat so I will play association football like the rest of the civilized world instead of handegg.

>>30614944

What I want to say: Fluttershy cracking open a bear.

What's the truth: All dat sexy, sexy mind control. Dear God please help me

>>30614903
>football
You shouldn't have even mentioned that.

So....you think we can fool some soccer mom web site with Princess Clara dialog pasted over Twilight in an episode?

>>30614903

Fluttershy killing bears was the best part.

>>30614945
uhh... okay..

Who is best pony?

>>30614974
Scootaloo is so tiny!

Confirmed for best pony

>>30614974
I still want that pic without the logo.

>>30614903
I'll admit i missed the first half of the Senators game because i was too caught up with ponies...

But I watched the last half. (at least it wasn't as painful as the last game.

>>30614899
Can't he just switch between the two like the other dragons we've seen?

>>30614956
i would do my laundry on twilight's washboard abs

>>30615005

trixie

>>30615003
Works perfectly.

>>30615005
Rainbow Dash

>>30615008
me too anon, so bad.

>>30614903
>American Football
>Not a shit tier sport

Real men play hockey.

>>30615005
Celestia.

Those who disagree will be talked to in a stern tone until they change their minds.

>>30614944
When Dash exploded

She even comes with her own notebook and quill so you can pretend she's writing clopfiction

>>30614990

I bet your in for a treat in the next episode when Luna hypnotizes the whole town because that's the only way she can get them to love her.

>>30615005
Fluttershy

>>30615005
Best Pony is All Ponies

>>30614903
But I already do that on tuesdays...

>>30615005
This one.

>>30614990
>>30614990
>>30614990
>>30614990

Fluttershy can beat Discord at his own game AND crack a bear's neck.

>>30615005
Celestia, of course

>>30614934
>I don't have any issues with Applejack

>>30614966
> That feeling when you go to bed the day of a big breakup

Tucking in, hoping it'll at least be easy to sleep on it and feel better in the morning--

The sheets still smell like the perfume she spritzes on after getting in her PJ's, the frumpy kind she likes to hunker down in and sigh "sleep well" in

... It's suddenly much harder to 'sleep on it.'

>>30614990

A gift from Reddit

Now 100% logo free!

Where are the angry Celestia caps?

>>30614956
>hello 19th century

>>30615031
spike is best rainbow dash

>>30615004

this didn't actually happen right.

I mean normally I would say "no, it's just an image macro, don't be silly man," but after his shout out I just don't know man. I just really don't know.

>>30615082
dat saturation

>>30614944
>Hhhheeeyyyy giiirls

Did Celestia really say she is seeking some male?

That would be... interesting at least

>>30615005
Piano Pony

>>30615044
Agreed, nothin like watching the Rangers lose to the Islanders to put you in a good mood

>>30615098
I always have pause after that bit because I'm laughing too hard.

>>30615082
Oh my god I just want to heft her around in an attache case and feed her cookies.

>>30615062
>>30615045
These guys know what's up for ~12 hours of the day.

>>30615048
wait a minute hold the phone here. I just noticed something.
>Twilight's Doll
>It's own Quill and Notebook
>A shade of purple
All it needs is a purple Fleshlight.

>>30614944
The whole mind taking crowd scene

>>30615044
>Real men play hockey

You have my respect.

>>30615071

Never happend to me because i dont let girls sleep in my bed.

>>30615108
They're used to it by this point

>>30615098

remember kids, not everyone is nice.

>>30615098
>Twilight knows how the Cutie Mark Crusaders can get their Cuties Marks so long as they don't ask too many questions and can keep a secret.

So, uh. I heard Miranda Cosgrove was in the newest episode.

Out of curiosity. Who was it?

oh BOY did I chose a BAD NIGHT to be SOBER.


does anyone have a higher rez version of that one picture of Derpy going "I guess I've got brain problems"?

mine is like fucking 200 x something for some stupid fucking reason.

>>30615147
Smartypants

>>30615147
Not this one but the next. She's playing Luna

>>30615082
Thanks /co/mrade.

Are there any with Twilight staring Scoot down?

>>30614986
you're missing one tiny tiny little factoid.


Nobody cares about dragon breeds except really pathetic dragon furries, or Scalies as they call themselves.

Please, Refer to this video, and next time someone posts something that makes you sit up and drop your dragon dildo, please please PLEASE keep it to yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr_VVtyUA8

>>30615152
Sobriety just doesn't help. Not one bit.

>>30615147
duuude, that was one of my teachers names in middle school, freaked me out for a second.

>>30615152
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED SOMNE ALCOHOL

>>30615152
Don't click this

>>30615071
never happened to me because i swear i'll be forever alone...

At least ponies can somewhat feel the aching hole in my heart.

>>30614944
The Mind spell
Big mac
and
dat voice crack
I REALLY LIKE HER MANE

http://ow. ly/6YC7D

>>30615173
A MELTING POT OF ALCOHOL!

>>30615098
That part both fascinated me and creeped me out. I'm a fan of horror movies.

>>30615147
She wasn't.

>>30615129

Would you willingly look at Twilight if she told you she put a want it need it spell on herself?

just passing by, does anyone have a download link to all of slugbox's art?

>>30615122
>Always
>He's watched the episode more than once
>A day after it's been aired

Mah nigga

>>30615204
Im sure that faggot have an account on FA.

EI is dead! Long live slapstick and fisticuffs!

>>30615195

I'd tell her it would just be redundant

>>30615195
... Isn't that implying I don't already 'want it, need it'?

>>30615195
Maybe

>>30615204
Check furaffinity, faggot.

>>30615152

>>30614853
Not so much shipping, the fandom can supply that. Just... Pinkie and Twilight interacting with just chatting, Pinkie making offhand goofy comments as Twilight writes, that are actually metaphors or something on the subject that Twilight dismisses as Pinkie being Pinkie; only for it to dawn on her later and goddamn this medicine is not helping me concentrate. But like, slice of life. So far Pinkie seems to like Twilight a lot, but whenever they share an episode, it's usually Pinkie inadvertently getting Twilight hurt/messing up her day.

Who am I kidding I would fucking love some more minor shipping fuel for the two like the nuzzling today, I hate shipping but god they are so cute! Thank god for anonymity...

>>30615187
I love you

>>30615195
No.

i wouldn't be able to live with what I would do under it. I don't want to have to commit suicide at such a young age, you know.

>>30615195
How would you know until it was too late

>GOTCHA

>>30615230
Hello Terse.

>>30615230
Pony should nuzzle pony more often.

Its really cute.

>>30615187
Yaaaa, little teeny spider Scootaloo!

>>30615230

yeah, they're really cute

>>30615187
I swear they look more like cats every episode

>>30615240
the one situation where being beta is better than the alternative

i wouldn't do anything worse than cuddling

>>30615240
if it's sentient, theres no problem.

>>30615166
>A literal box of (what I assume are) dragon dildos.
Honest question here: I took a 4chan (and general internet community) break for two years. What is the deal with dragon dildos? Were they some viral-ly marketed thing to the point it became a forced meme? Or was the idea just so preposterous that people found it humorous at some point?

>>30615259

Too bad i dont have the Sweetie spider pic.

>>30615195
Looking away I'd tell twilight that she wouldn't of had to put that spell on, Because i would've loved her anyways. then i'd close my eyes, flail around until i gave her a hug and then i'd take off for my own planet.

>>30615258

Second.

>>30615204
You could try asking in his fimchan thread.

http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/37152.html

>>30615195
I'm sure someone's writing a paragraph of fapfiction right now as a response to your question.

>>30615230

Terse I'm about ten miles away from sobriety and even I can pick you out.

You need to practice more at being anonymous.

>>30615240
>>30615240

Not even if she gently nibbled on you ear and whispered how good it would make you feel, to let the spell take control?

So whose ready for them to find a way to write Luna so that she never actually appears in Luna Eclipsed?

I'm thinkin, just show like the aftermath of when she shows up at various locales and everyone being like "Luna was just here, she went that way" and the mane 6 chasing after her, never quite catching up. And then celestia shows up and closes it out, being all "Lunas back at the castle, it's all good."

>>30615272
Shut the fuck up shepardanon.

I'm sick and tired of your progressive as fuck encouragement of interracial mingling with talking equines.

Horse. Vaginas. Are. Gross.

>>30615195
would it be powerful enough to make people want the pink celestia doll?

>>30615098
I don't know which is better, the scene before when or when she pops out of the ball.

If you had a choice between Luna getting a spinoff series or Doctor Whooves and Derpy getting a spinoff, which one would you choose?

This week's episode was made for screencaps, moreso than the average episode. Nothing can dissuade me of this.

>>30615297
"Honey, I'm kind of in between genders right now. Either you quit teasin' me or go get a strapon handy, sugar cube."

>>30615166
Dude, you're in a thread where probably 1 out of every 4 posters is sexually aroused by a horse.

It'd be Pot calling the kettle black even if it what you were insinuating is true.

Well whatever. It's not like I can get you to understand my OCD with properly labeling and identifying things using evidence to back that stuff up. My apologizes if I've offended you.

Hell, you probably think I'm crazy because I also think Spike is some kind of marsupial variant since he has pouches/pockets as well.

>>30615316
Doctor whooves

>>30615230
Terse you are not even trying

>>30615313
I fucking loved when she popped out of the ball

>>30615297

STOP, STOP RIGHT NOW.

Ain't now way I'm picking up ANOTHER fetish.

>>30615316
Doctor. Is that even a question?

>>30615274

Consider this: there is actually a market for these things.

>>30615307
It'd be 'interspecies,' not 'interracial.'

>>30615316
A show with Lyra, Bonbon, Derpy, Carrot top, Berry and Romana.

Fuck racial balance.

>>30615316
DERPY!

>>30615297

oh twilight...

>>30615274
Ok.

On /v/ a few years ago, people would buy video games, and unbox them and post a series of unboxing photos. Someone, bought a dragon dildo, and it caused such an uproar, any unboxing is now a dragon dildo.

>>30615170
>>30615173

mmmyup.

>>30615228

thanks man, you're awesome

>>30615274
Its a dragon dildo. A dildo shaped like a fictional creatures cock. Humanity has invented this, but not only that but it is also commercially viable. Its almost to absurd to be true, and if this doesn't make you chuckle at life then i don't man... i don't know...

>>30615316

Luna.

Doctor Wooves sucks and it would just be Doctor Who with ponies. Not that that's a bad thing, though.

>>30615307
>Calls horse vaginas gross
>Has probably never seen a human vagina

Imagine your anus, only bigger, more wrinkled, more folds, and slimy. Also it smells like fish.

>>30615316
Doctor Whooves and Derpy

>>30615297
She'd probably just do it to me anyway, casting the spell. It would force its way into my mind, and I'd be helpless infatuated by how much I'd want her. I would be like putty in her hooves if she wanted me to do things for her to get her.

Twilights weird like that. Kind of pushy and aggressive sometimes

>>30615274
/v/ had threads about Dragon dildos.
The fact that they existed was so crazy that people laughed/raged at the same time.

Then people started making threads about themselves buying said dragon dildos.
And that's what's what.

>>30615355
Dragon Dildos you say?

>>30615359
I ... just ... WHAT?

(4/10, I raged just a little.)

>>30615313
I lolled hard when she teleported into the ball. Shit was hilarious.

god dammit which one of you jerks told akinator about smarty pants?!

>>30615351

Nice ID there faggot

>>30615359
Fag.

Spike is not a dragon, he is a rabbit with scales.

Which pony has the prettiest mane?

>>30615316
Luna would be better than anything with drwhooves, because he's only really good as a joke character. Luna could have actuall storylines and character development, rather than "Hes a timelord, see."

On the other hand, I would watch the fuck out of a sitcom with Derpy and some of the other background characters.

>>30615359
Asexual master race.

>>30615316

Carrot Top and Derpy getting a spin off.

Fuck you I choose what I want to choose.

>>30615008
>>30615039
>See picture
Psssssh! I bet I can take that out in MS Paint!
>Try taking it out
This isn't so bad. I'm not even doing shading gradients, and it is hardly even noticeable!
>Zoom out
Oh fuck, that looks awful.

So yeah, I am not going to finish editing this.

>>30615359
You know what's the REAL bad part? The dragon dildo guys are making mare vulvas.


they come in matching colors of the mane 6. and if i understand, they're like, the price of 3 video games.

>>30615382
Shit, dude. At least Smartypants actually appears in the show.

>>30615334

Shhh, just relax. Let the spell into your mind. Trust me. Give yourself to me, it feels so good to obey.

>>30615388

Celestia.

Her mane is a goddamn aurora borealis.

>>30615388
Special Edition Galloping Gala Rainbow Dash!

>>30615388
rainbow dash

>>30615382
I fucking hate that guy

>>30615388
You.

>>30615352
>>30615352
>>30615352
>>30615352
they know

pretty much everyone in this thread needs to watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9M__yYbsZ4

>>30615373
What are you, a woman?

>>30615316
The Doctor is the only right choice

>>30615388
Octavia

>>30615413
>>30615414
Ugh

Yeah I agree...

>>30615382
Its akinator, HE KNOWS ALL.

>>30615429
Oh god, don't start this up again, please god no one wants to know about cheesedoodle / casserole-of-nonsense designer genitalia.

>>30615411
FUCK OFF TWILIGHT

WHERE'S THE NEAREST AIRLOCK OR FIFTH STORY WINDOW? I'M JUMPING OUT OF IT.

>>30615394
>Asexual
Fucking bullshit.
That's more bullshit than the dragon guy bitching or the horsefuckers.

You are not fucking asexual, you're just so pathetic that you deny your own sexual urges because of your insecurity at rejection and pretend that you COULD get laid if you wanted to but you don't

>>30615404
It was a nice try, though. Thanks for the effort.

>>30615316
>>30615316

I swear to god once I am done with this 5 month to awesome thing I am going to fucking animate a Dr Whooves movie.

WHY? because I fucking love the Doctor and the idea of him as a pony having adventure with Derpy is FUCKING FANTASTIC.

>>30615307
I am not aroused by actual horses.

But these are cartoon horses. These has humanized, simplified, colorful and in other ways awesome vaginas.

>>30615427

>not already knowing about thorium

It's like you didn't even watch the drunk tank

>>30615421
they released mass effect 2 ones for that guy who looked like a cross between a corral reef and a kitty, and the giant frog lobster lookin guy.

IIRC there was a tali one, but i sincerely don't remember

>>30615462
>guaranteed replies

>>30615316
luna, because that dr whooves shit is stupid crossover fanon

>>30615246
Hate to disappoint but I actually go by 'Mew' whenever I namefag.

>>30615463
I mean, I guess if you find someone willing to actually do the shading gradients, that would be an easier starting point than the base image, at least.

>>30615359
>Anus
>Only bigger
>More wri-

I can't even green text that shit. Have you ever even SEEN a vagina? hard mode: In real fucking life

Oh wow.

>>30615427
The American Scientist article was better.

>>30614779

seriously though man don't take what I said personally. I jumped to conclusions.

>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510
>>30615510

best topic ever

>>30615388
Smarty-pants

>>30615484
>Krogan dildos
>Turian dildos

.....Ew.

>>30615504
Sounds about right to me, dude.

>>30615388
Celestia. Although, if Luna has a big form, and that form's mane is a star sky pattern, then Luna would equal Celestia.

What if that mountain nearby was a volcano?
Could the ponies survive a pyroclastic lava flow?

>>30615484

>Mordin dildo
>Before a massive Krogan mega-cock.

Goddamn why buys this shit? Do women honestly want to fuck old scientists above 4-testicled dick beast men?

>>30615405
>They're making horse vaginas

TIME FOR HOMICIDE!

>>30615533
Twilight and Dash would. The others wouldn't stand a chance.

>>30615504
Past the outer folds, the hole itself isn't that different. Also he's right about them being pretty nasty and smelly.

>>30615421
WAIT A SECOND

His sore is on his palm (from holding the pen... presumably) so that means his thumb is on the wrong side.

If Lauren Faust was still in charge, this never would have happened.

>>30615498
-But this Terse guy must be pretty cool if he talks and thinks exactly like I do.

>>30615551
there's a big yellow baseball bat sized horsedick.

this thing is almost as big as a baby's head. it's not goin in any holes, and i can imageine it's like, expensive.

i have no clue what it's for.

>>30615551
I hope you don't think only women by dildos. Especially video game related dildos.

>>30615530
... No, no, that's really fucking wrong in about eight different ways. They don't pass waste other than menstrual discharge and the occasional Down's Syndrome baby, they're not "more wrinkled" than a tight schpincter, and none of the ones I've ever been with have been fish-like.

Maybe one of them always tasted like coffee, but GOD she always came quickly because of all the coffee. Damn I miss that girl.

>>30615559
Fluttershy would be scared stupid. Or die trying to save the aminals

>>30615584
Nah, he has carpal tunnel, which would be on the wrist.

>>30615512
>TWO HOURS of footage, jam packed with stuff
>worse than a decent but sort of overly topical account of lftr
classic RS

>>30615559
Fluttershy would probably survive. She couldn't outrun it like dash could, but animals do have that disaster sense thing, and Angel would get her the fuck out of dodge before she knew what was up.

Did Spike become a lighter shade of purple this episode, or was he always semi-pink?

Chistery are you still here?

>>30615596
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Dash would fly. twilight would teleport. Pinkie and AJ would be screwed. Fluttershy would just be staring right at it in fear until it blasts the flesh off her bones like that dream sequence in Terminator 2.

>>30615634
Not for long, need sleep. What's up, Anon?

>>30615618
Have you read the American Scientist article?

I don't suppose NTSTS is still here?

>>30615639

What if Twi create that magic bubble around them?

>>30615653
Nvm go to bed we can talk later.

>>30615593
>it's not going in any holes

You sure about that, bro?

>>30615639
Applejack, Granny Smith, and Bic Macintosh would up-plant a tree and move on to the next town to start over. Rarity might make it if she doesn't try to take a hundred different designer dresses in a suit case when she runs away.

>>30615639
>that dream sequence

Oh blast it all I was watching that today!

Fucking horrifying

>>30615662
Yeah, what up? I'm in the new thread.

>>30615657
yes but i doubt you have

>>30615670
Just say it, I have this browser on rolling refresh if I pass out anyway.

>>30615687
also, hardgrave's talk is within that video

>>30615687
I think I still got it on my shelf somewhere. Sure beats the hell out of their recent article on self-healing synthetics.