you guys need help with anything?

>>30592649
I could go for a psychologist please.

>>30592106
Where is the scene where Rarity flicks her tail like FLutterbitch?

>>30592369
RD's hate crime against barns, check.
AJ performing Duck-and-Cover, check.
Seth as Big Mac, check.

>>30591638
Twilight getting a TF2 hat, check.

>>30592586
>griffins

What would be the shot in the new episode where Twilight looks the most insane?

>>30592586
TOPIC:
Griffons are way cooler than ponies, even granted that ponies are cool as hell.

have some eploitable

>>30592673
>RD's hate crime against barns
That barn was clearly white.

>>30592649
Nope. Everything's fine here thank you very much.

>>30592649
Help me learn how to ride a horse.

There should be a MLP RPG

>Story wise - Twilight Sparkle refuses to learn any Dark Magic what so ever
>Gameplay wise - Learn ALL the Dark Spells! doesn't effect the ending in any way

>>30592673
It's where she calls Twilight a drama queen if I'm not mistaken.

>>30592690
and RD is blue

HATE CRIME.

>>30592687
Right, because it's only been about 22 episodes since we've even heard any mention of one.

The fuck did I just watch.

Twilights crazy face is kind of frightening, actually. I think it's the fact that her teeth basically separate from the back of her jaw.

Though it's nice to see that there's a much larger variety of facial expressions this season.

Also Low-Orbit Rainbow Nuke, fuck yeah.

Jesus fuck these threads move fast.

/g/ is like a god damn snail compared to this.

>>30592684
>>30592695

This episode was just filled with good stuff

>>30592717
Requesting Dash X Barn

>>30592739
man /x/ is faster than /g/

fucking /i/ is faster than /g/

/q/ is faster than /g/.

>>30592744
She will never have Carrot top she is straight.

>>30592736
Also WHAT THE FUCK @ Twilight and CMC.

That's like, Unmarked Van filled with "Candy" territory.

God this episode was hilarious. All of it.

Especially Big Mac. Dude said two words, but was still funny.

Also, Twilight needs to not cast mass effect spells. Everytime she does it nearly destroys the town (Swarm of the Century)

>No Cheerilee to oversee the fights in this episode.

But who will stand passively by and allow people to beat the crap out of each other?

>>30592649

Do we have to shoop fred into this? I think it passes as is tbh.

>>30592710
>Dark Magic
It is not the magic that is dark, anonymous, it is the magician. Tools can be used in many ways.

Is Smarty Pants a girl's name or a boy's name?

>>30592739
I know man.
I still can't believe how much patience I had to follow /g/ threads.

>>30592798
They refer to it as "her".

>>30592798
Girl

>>30592789
fine as is

>>30592794

>I do not fear the dark side as you do

>Have a minor breakdown when the town is getting destroyed by parasprites.
>Have a major meltdown when you're about to turn an assignment in late.

I loved this episode, but the extent of Twilight's panic is throwing me off a little.

>Insane Twilight, Insane Twilight Teleporting Everywhere

>Rainbow Mushroom Cloud

>Fluttershy WRESTLING A BEAR

>Big Macintosh falling in love with a small doll and getting mobbed by fillies

>OCD Rarity

>Princess Celestia's personal intervention

>Derpy

>Everything else.

Yep. That was awesome. In six different ways with a side of fries.

>>30592747
>>30592106
Rarity imitating Flutterbitch, check.

>>30592369
AJ performing Duck-and-Cover, check.
Seth as Big Mac, check.

>>30591638
Twilight getting a TF2 hat, check.

>>30592785
That reminds me, is Cheerilee a fan name? Because I don't remember hearing it before this episode.

TAKE ME SPIKE!

>>30592792
she's good at physical stuff like dancing and sports and stuff

>>30592836
Goddamn, Dash. You'd make an excellent crimefighter.

>>30592833
>Have a major breakdown when about to disappoint a God that can banish you to the moon for 1000 years
fixed.

>>30592835
Rainbow Dash is indestructible. Confirmed for best pony

>>30592739
It's new episode day so we actually have something to talk about other than fanfiction. We'll probably burn ourselves out before tomorrow and be back to our old relatively slow threads again.

word of animator

>>30592841
The Mcdonalds toys were the first offical use of the name.

We're never going to see Big Mac talk normal again, are we?

Where'd a leave dat plot?

>>30592833
It's part of her characterization. She ALWAYS obsesses when it comes to CELESTIA. Remember when she broke down during the parasprite episode when she found out CELESTIA would see?

"Let's build a duplicate of the town in under a minute five feet that way!"

>>30592841
She was a G3 pony, part of the main cast. The "core seven".

>>30592779

Well I guess there is always Derpy

>>30592833

It all revolves around Celestia. What caused such terror and panic has to come from a childhood trauma, maybe something twilight saw or suffered in Canterlot related to Celestia

>>30592833
You can rebuild a town.
You can't rebuild your psyche or your dignity if Celestia gets a hold of you.

>>30592724
It's not as much that she is terrified of her as she is terrified of letting her down. The stress from being the #1 pupil of what essentially is the God-Empress of Equestria must be mindcrushing.

Also it is pretty was obvious that she was bullied extensively in school. That shit leaves permanent marks. It also contributed to her not having many friends.

>>30592833
Also,
>implying Twilight's minor breakdown was town-being-destreoyed-related and not upsetting-uber-god-related

>>30592836
Did she just bite through a fucking beam?

SMARTY PANTS PLUSHIE

WANT IT
NEED IT

>>30592886
She is straight too.

>>30592907
Easy peasy

>>30592836
You making gifs? Please please PLEASE make a gif of Applejack rolling her eyes here
>>30589154

>>30592929
"Then there's this guy."

>>30592869
P.s. it's happening in twilight's head, none of these ponies exist, none of our imaginations are 100% accurate

>>30592858

Do these ponies still think that Celestia would do something like that?

I thought the whole Fedel-Castro-Pony stereotype was cleared up in A Bird in the Hoof.

>claims to love all animals
>claims to be weak and helpless
>snaps a bear's neck with her bear hooves

How does this make you feel?

>>30592635

I think I'll discuss when I feel like it. If anything, you should celebrate when the episode is put up in 1080p, when you'd get the best quality for the sort of thing you'd want to do.

>>30592722

Now that you mention, I think I remember seeing some sliiight changes to the ears when seen from a 3/4 angle. I'll have to watch again to check for other things.
>>30592727

Ah, that's right! I didn't see the EI logo either. So that means that an episode could end without ANY lesson, which will change the course of events in a plot and in how it plays out. Another deviation from formula, let's hope. Good good good.

>>30592923

Derpy's sexual orientation is desperate

>>30592960

ATTENTION /co/

THIS IS STEPHEN COL-BEAR

There will be no negotiation

Thank You for your time.

so, was ep3 any good? how soon iTunes rip appear on torrents?

>>30592869
>one pegasus is missing her wings
>a unicorn receives wings
Coincidence?

>Twilight would literally have destroyed an entire town with a doll if it weren't for Celestial Intervention

She did it without even trying.

>>30592893
She knows she's the best. Now she just has to live up to it, and she has to do that completely alone, because the other children are wary of her, and laugh at her when she screws up. but she can't screw up, because she's the best, and the best don't screw up, so if she screws up she's not the best and if she's not the best then the only reason she's Celestia's student is gone, and that surely means she'll be thrown out and have nothing.

Now, imagine that, every day, for years.

>>30592836
God dammit, Dash. Your strength is beginning to look to be OP. More than Applejack's.

>>30592975

head canon

>>30592880

eeeeeenope

>>30592907
She ripped it off, which is still fucking impressive

p.s. I wonder what would the Death Battle episode look like if they did it now and not before

>>30592958
Not to Twilight. Twilight is still fucking terrified of her.

>>30592985

Mmmm yes.

>>30592960
She was giving him a massage.
The bear wasn't even fighting back.
Her best moment is still confidentshy from e2

I got to go, i'm expecting some males

>>30592960
That's just how you massage a bear, bro. Fluttershy knows her shit.

>>30593009
>>30592982
Nope. His name is Harry the bear.

>>30592998

Take this

>>30592960
She's weak and helpless in much the same way as a blind baby kitten isn't.

>>30592106
In my defense, this is barely noticeable, I thought she whipped her tail.

>>30592861
Didn't I do this already, or did I miss the light?

>>30592369
RD's hate crime against barns, check.
AJ performing Duck-and-Cover, check.
Seth as Big Mac, check.

>>30591638
Twilight getting a TF2 hat, check.

>>30592945
What episode? Is it this one? Looks like snow in the background.

>>30592960
>bear hooves
I see what you did there.

>>30592958
Not really, Fluttershy was afraid she'd get banished for stealing and killing her bird, but the bird was trolling Fluttershy from the beginning

>>30593033
>>30592998

My first request to Rose when she was new here.

>>30592833
Seeing as how not having a letter is solely her fault, I can see why she would be worried about what Celestia would think of her.

>>30593021
>fighting back
like it ever had a chance. She slammed that thing into the ground.

>>30593022
I thought that too. Jesus Christ, there's no turning back is there...

>>30593022

RIP Stephen Col-Bear

>>30592985
New conspiracy fanon with Pluto: In Magic Kindergarten, the alicorns are too young to be cropped safely. When they reach first grade, their wings are removed.

So are we just not going to talk about how strangely OCD Twilight was even BEFORE learning about the letter in this episode?

That's a new level of characterization. She's never been portrayed as so potently OCD in the past.

>>30593022
>>30592889

>>Twilight was forced to join one of celestia`s private parties.

But it`s pretty much implied there´s a thing going on between Celestia and her student. Reminds of Sappho and her pupils

I think it would be kind of obvious that Celestia wouldn't have punished Twilight for being late with her report, but would she have been punished for creating a conflict of the charmed doll had her friends not intervened?

>>30593036
>What episode? Is it this one? Looks like snow in the background.

Indeed it is. It's when Twilight tells them about how she needs a letter

>>30593077
>winter wrap up
>Spike refusing to get up? check
She was like this before.

>>30593089

The second.

>>30593036
Awesome work man.
This is going straight into Characters/Main/Rarity/Favourites.

>>30593095
She didn't triple check her list then.

Or, you know, butcher cupcakes.

>>30593077
it was hyperbole

she's been shown as super organised in the past (winter wrap up, she actually planned around spike sleeping in and not helping her) they just expanded on that a bit more

>>30593089
Very unlikely that she would have been punished, but she'd probably have had to go through more training just to keep herself under control. You can't have that sort of power wandering about in a pony that unstable.

>>30593077
They exaggerated a trait to fit the plot. It's sloppy, but it happens.

>>30593031
That.

Spike confirmed for snitch

Oh, looks like I was boring like always. Atleast I got more screen-time than Pinkie.

>>30593050
No, Twilight was worried that Fluttershy would get banished. And then convinced Fluttershy to be worried too.

>>30592986
This reminded me, I don't think we saw a dispell magic before in the show. Celestia is the first to do it?

>>30592992

Do ponies get ulcers?

>>30593123
Spike confirmed for bro-tier, the fuck you talking about, anon?

>>30592369
AJ performing Duck-and-Cover, check.
Seth as Big Mac, check.

>>30591638
Twilight getting a TF2 hat, check.

>>30592945
What episode? Is it this one? Looks like snow in the back ground

>>30592960

She's completely internalized her own lack of self-worth, even though it's unjustified.
It's quite sad, really.

Posted at FiMchan by me:

If this wasn't a silly children's cartoon I would really start to suspect serious mental illness of the characters.

I like that we got canon confirmation that Big Mac actually is strong (he threw off two dozen mares) and that Celestia has incredible magic beyond just raising the sun.

>>30592744

that mayor mare.

My current dream is this picture as Dean.

>>30593127
And yet, she was more interesting than you were in the episode.

is it me or everypony acted 20% more retarded than usual in this episode

did everyone thought of The Engineer when Big mac said NOPE several times

oh and its TARDE (with an "-eh" sound) not tardY, you dumb purple equine.

>>30592889
>>30592889

>>30593127
>Boring
>Not plain normal
>All the other ponies are fucking nuts

And that's why I like you Applejack.

FUCK EM ALL!

>>30593144
>What episode? Is it this one? Looks like snow in the background.

Indeed it is. It's when Twilight tells them about how she needs a letter

>>30592586
Griffons are extinct. Gilda was the last one.

>>30593168
I know that feel bro.

>>30593048

>>30593077
We've never seen any of them use the restroom, either, and there are dozens of fanfics of that thanks to FDDDDDDD.

>>30593168

>>30593168
>Normal
What a terrible thing to say.

>>30593163

>20%

You aren't Dash, Scootaloo. Stop trying to be her.

>>30593143
His "concern" nearly brought the wrath of an angry deity down on everyone

>>30593163
>tardeh
No it's not, you fucking hick.

>>30593077
I think this can also be seen in Look Before You Sleep when Twilight tries to have a super organized sleepover and is worried things aren't going by the book. Obviously this episode takes everything up to eleven.

>>30592744
"Why did I vote for you again?"

>>30593012
That makes me a little sad for Celestia.

No matter how much she tries to be kind and loving towards her favorite pony who she probably sees as a daughter, Celestia will always be feared and never truly trusted by her student because of her immense power.

Feels bad, man.

>>30592369
Seth as Big Mac, check.

>>30591638
Twilight getting a TF2 hat, check.

>>30593090
Ah, ok, sorry, many requests, not used to it.

>metal horseshoes digging into your back

im sure that feels good

>>30593168

>>30593089
no
ITT: portraying benevolent and kind character as troll and monster when we have a canon
why so autistic?

>>30593127
I love when ponies smile like that.

>>30593149
>implying every normal human being doesn't have their moments, their strengths and their weaknesses

>>30593234
>implying they wear horseshoes

>>30593145
A lot of the ponies seem to have serious self-confidence issues. Fluttershy is anything but weak and helpless, and yet that's all she sees herself as. Dash is about as amazing as she makes herself out to be, but she can't keep her confidence in the face of any real competition. Twilight seems to think that her self-worth is hanging on a thread, Pinkie is so unsure of herself she can't have her friends skip even a single party without thinking she's a failure, and AJ measures herself on apples. Like always.

I just leave it here for retards
just in case

because you all make me sad

>>30593168
brofist!
the voice of reason is a favorite character of mine

Twilight is a fucking overpowered nazi.

>>30593163
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tardy
I have never, ever heard anyone pronounce it "tard-eh". Is it a Britfag thing or something?

>>30592736

You have to remember that Twilight goes double-crazy this episode.

1st, there's her dealing with trauma suffered while in magic kindergarten (like, to the point where she starts hallucinating shit).

2nd, her usual "OH FUCK DON'T DISAPPOINT THE PRINCESS" she displayed through season 1.

>>30593137
>>30593248

>>30593273
>Can't sleep.
>Must pick apples.

>>30593211
Her magic nearly killed everyponi ¬.¬

>>30593187
>was
u implyin somethin?

>yfw MLP friendship is magic has jumped the shark

>>30593295
>Happend once
>All the other ponies have constant mental problems.

>>30593282
nope, it's tard-ee over here too

>>30592958
>>30593012
see
>>30593263

>>30593212
>>30593212
actually its TARDE, but you guys pronounce the E like I, the I like AI and the A like E

trust me nigga i know spanish

>>30593259
I've never met a person who was 100% confident in themselves, so it's quite fitting that ponies have this problem too. Makes for good characters and decent plot.

Of course we can't forget the context. It is a show aimed at little girls, so it's bound to have the usual "just be yourself etc." tripe.

>>30591638
Twilight getting a TF2 hat, check.

>>30593183
Sorry for the repeat, next up.

>>30593310
Do you even know anyone who has used that term? I only ever heard it in American shows on TV.

>>30593312
That doesn't stop Twi from being fucking terrified of her, it just makes it unjustified.

>>30593306

>mfw you are a retard.

>>30593322
Really?

I've met people who were easily 200% confident in themselves. Though, then again, I do a lot of work on the public speaking circuit.

>>30593285
>the rape box hungers

>>30593246
ITT: Tyrant Celestia
IOH&M: (in our hearts and minds) Benevolent Celestia.

Tyrant Celestia is just more fun to work with when creating fanfiction/fanart/fananything

>>30593321
nel no sabes, los pollos no hablan español.

>>30593307
Just wait for it. I'm sure she's going to freak out someday soon but yeah. So far I have to agree she is most balanced out of all of them.

I'm beginning to suspect that Twilight is actually mentally unstable because of all the magic she possess.

>>30593168

It's not like she's the best pony or anyth-- oh wait, yes she is.

>>30593173
Twilight's hatred for doors makes her seem a little [/spoiler]unHINGEd

>>30593345
No entiendo la broma. ¿Por qué la gente llama el caballo de color naranja a un pollo?

>>30593345
Pero Scootanon no es un pollo. El es una persona normal, como tu y yo, posteando imagenes de un pollo. :V

>>30593355
You keep her
I'll take the characters that can do basic math and use logic

Done.

>Nightmare Moon watching My Little Gryphon: Friendship is Gay

For whoever requested it.

>>30593322
I did.

>>30593339
lol no you haven't

I thought this episode was fantastic, made me laugh plenty and something always interesting was going on.
New intro is shinier and newer, but that wont stop me from skipping it every time.

>>30593376
>use logic

Dohoho.

>>30593351
I_feel_the_warp_overtaking_me_it_is_a_good_pain.png

just watched the episode
it's fucking INSANE
i fear though that there will be some sort of Cupcakes fic involving demented Twilight...

>>30593263
Except that Spike sent Celestia a letter about how Twilight's fears were getting the better of her.
In which he would have had to explain exactly what she was afraid of.

And then, knowing exactly how Twi would react, she shows up only when shit's already hit the fan, acts FURIOUS with her, and demands to see her in the library, giving her a chance to say "goodbye forever" to her friends. When she could have just told her then and there.

Then she rats out Spike for talking about Twilight behind her back. And as always, to top it all off, she forces them to write an essay on it. Even the ones who AREN'T ACTUALLY HER STUDENTS.

>>30593376
> Applejack runs a farm
> Lauren states she's a business pony

She can probably do math...

>>30593383
Sorry I left it sketchy.
I might clean it up sometime, in which case, I guess I'll upload it to dA.

>>30593263
>canon

Ahahaha. You care about canon? What a faggot. I like our fanon better so I'm gonna stick with that.

>>30593383
That was me, and thanks, PP

>>30593321

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tardy

You're a fucking idiot. Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>30593173
I liked that scene, if only because she kicked down the door like an actual pony would.

>>30593365
por el episodio de Stare Master, donde Appelbloom se burla de Scootaloo diciendo que no sabe como llamar a un pollo

>>30593376

Yep, because obviously in Equestria, being smart gets you so far. It totally doesn't turn you into a raving lunatic who stalks children or anything.

>>30593376
>Twilight Sparkle: OH SHIT MY CARING AND UNDERSTANDING MOTHER FIGURE WILL THROW ME BACK IN KINDERGARTEN AND NEVER LET ME SEE MY FRIENDS AGAIN IF I AM EVEN A MINUTE LATE SENDING MY WEEKLY LETTER.

>Applejack: Calm down there, sugarcube. Have a seat and enjoy life.

Keep your "logic".

>>30593406
She obviously can do math but that was a personal challenge.

who is this seth person and why do people keep talking about him voicing big mac like it's a big thing

>>30593406
She barely counted to six in Suited for Success.

And she said the Big Mac was supposed to run the farm.

dis nigga Twilight crazy

>>30593183

So are we taking bets on which pony is going to have a mental breakdown next epsiode?

Safe bet is Fluttershy because of all the scary stuff, but Rarity in any situation where a lot of costumes need to be made would elevate her usual drama to dizzying heights.

>>30593397
>skipping the intro

>>30593418
Sure. I hope it isn't too sketchy/crappy for you.

>>30593351
Well she did tend to move by teleportation more as she became more erratic. Maybe "magic" is more akin to "psionics" and her increased stress causes her to lose the focus required to hold it back...or something I don't know.

>>30593403

I wouldn't mind a decent tumblr for OCD twlight where she basically fucks up whatever anybody is doing and then tries to best to fix what she fucked up.

If only I could draw...

>>30593449
Yay! Looks amazing. Can I get a zoom in on AJ?

>>30593404
She was mad at her for enchanting the townsfolk and took her to the library for some privacy instead of bawling her out in front of her friends.

And giving the letter task to everyone took the pressure off TS, since she obviously couldn't handle it.

>>30593406
Her business is the farm. She's the only apple supplier in town. In fact, I haven't seen any other fruit in the show outside of apples.

>>30593306
So I'm not the only one who feels this way?

>>30593413
>liking fanon
>calling other people faggots

>>30593413

>>30593465
I figured she was in a rush, so felt like she didn't have time to walk

>>30593449
>All these reactions around me
>I must have them all

>>30593144
>>30593449
>>30592836
>>30593036
>>30593144
>>30593228
>>30593330
Any more requests?

>>30593462
No no, Its fine.

>>30593476
This.

So much this.

>>30593457
I do not like the intro.

>>30593471
I can try.

Is it too early to talk about the next episode?

Derpy runs this crazy pony train

>>30593499
FREEBIRD

>>30593479
There is corn. She mentions sellery and carrots too. She probably provides hay and seeing that Big Mac is a plow-horse they probably grow other stuff too.

>>30593499
Spike as Trixie's assistant

Where can I get the episode?

>>30593516

I chuckled

>>30593330
I like how Twilight acted around the CMC right after this scene. Thinking back to how she tried to help the little fillies back in Show Stoppers and how she was the encouraging adult to how she was acting completely insane towards them in this episode...

I think Season 2 has a ton of promise. Here's to hoping that it doesn't lose it's original charm as the season continues.

>>30593525
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX6-2y09J6s&feature=player_embedded

>>30593515

That's....probably the reason they changed it. They wanted to give another nod to the fans about derpy.

THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

>>30593515

Its just me or earth ponies now drive the trains?

>>30593515
>Crazy pony train
>Ozzy Osbourne in the intro song

>>30593480
People have been proclaiming the show has jumped the shark since the second episode.

No, seriously. It was the the topic of the first thread after the episode was released.

So, which pony does /co/ hate this week?

Can anyone explain me what you mean with the el logo?

>>30593263
>ponychan
>talking about fucking obvious things that show that Celestia is, obviously, not "Trollestia"
>ponychan

>>30593516
lol'd hard.

>>30593536
>>30592952
Called it.

>>30593443
Seth.
Sethito, creator of Equestria Daily, a news/fanfiction/art site dedicated to MLP.
Notorious for his love of Trixie.

>>30593476
Celestia probably has a lot of thinking to do about what the fuck she's going to do about it. Twilight clearly isn't anywhere near stable enough to be allowed to just roam free unchecked, but at the same time, she's an Element of Harmony, and thus HAS to be allowed to roam free, lest she lose her most powerful weapon.

>>30593365
>>30593365
watch the episode with the cockatrice again

>>30593549
No one.

>>30593536

Do you even watch Penn & Teller or are you just butchering quotes intentionally to piss me off.

>>30593515
MORE TRAIN TOY SALES!

>>30593480
>>30593306
The second season just started; you're probably just burnt out on all the fan bullshit.

Twilight has enormous powers, makes me wonder how dangerous she can get if unleashed to its maximum potential.


But then again, Celestia doesn´t need to be that strong when the time comes. Twilight will ALWAYS remember the "playing goose" game.

Going anon, now.

I have another question, though.

What episode was RD's (infamous)lesbian wingboner in? I missed it, and I was keeping an eye out for it, even.

>>30593449

dat AJ eye roll

>>30593344
> taking fanfiction as seriously as canon

So... Nyx is canon now?

>>30593542
I guess they figured out that the engine is actually there for a reason.

>>30593499
Rarity doing OF ALL THE POSSIBLE THINGS THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER at around 18:40 of the episode.

>>30593509
If you don't watch the intro, you are not really watching the show. This is a fact.

>>30593547
>People have been proclaiming the show has jumped the shark since the second episode.


Holy this

>>30593571
None of them. Wingboners aren't a thing.

>>30593571
Never. It's dumb fanon. Get used to it.

>>30593547
Second ep of this season or last season?

>>30593285

So

Why did Twilight bring that thing to Ponyvill anyway? I mean we've all got precious memories childhood crap, except we don't lug it around in it's own special box.

Also it's sad how worn out it looks. Like, Twilight has spent many hours every night, since childhood, just tightly holding onto that one doll as she softly cries herself to sleep.

>>30593514
Too early to discuss the return of a character half the fanbase loves? No not at all.
I seem to lack the copypasta, but anyone have teh nightmare night post about zombies and spike? That's basically what I am hoping happens...but with more luna.

>>30593516
>>30593524
I meant gifs.

>>30593571
All the time. Poor pegasi can barely walk down the road without their wings unfolding.

i am a bit illl.. i kinda didn't like it. Twilight going crazy again? kinda feels like start of the first season , i hope for return of old antagonists in the newest episodes... or at least something really original. 3+/5 from me.

>>30593499
Twilight thrashing on her bed at around 7:25

>>30593552
The ei logo told parents that the show was educational and upheld certain standards like no excessive violence and so on. The new season doesn't have to hold to those standards anymore.

>>30593573

>>30593594
I thought she made the doll at the spare mintue for the pure sake of giving it to the CMC

>>30593573
I think people don't hate F:E as much because it doesn't ruin the canon characters. Because they're all dead.

>>30593542
Probably the reason why Earth ponies were pulling the train in Over the Barrel episode was because the engine was damaged, they had to move anyway and earth ponies are the only ponies strong enough to pull few hundred tons worth of steel.

>>30593604
You don't say.

I don't know if it has been done already but here's a gif.

>>30593571

All of them, its a common carry position for wings in the show. The wingboner thing was a silly joke spawned from a single picture that some artists ran with for awhile

Prepare your back screen door.

>>30593585
It didn't actually happen, then?
I heard about it a few days before I started watching, and found it funny.

I'm not gonna cry about it if isn't canon.

>>30593549
Applejack, for being boring.

>>30593604
Bitch, they dropped an anvil on her head! s1 is so fucking violent!

>>30593618
Except Trixie, Twilight and Applejack I think. Oh and Pinkie Pie created a drug that basically made people into zombies

>>30593567
>watching Penn & Teller
>not just quoting the bastardised internet versions without knowledge of the source
>2011

>>30593594
Girls work that way. They always carry with them things about their past. Mementos, pictures and diaries.

>>30593404
damn dude, the implications in your post was so autistic and retarded it gave me a cancer

tell me you werent serious

> And then, knowing exactly how Twi would react, she shows up only when shit's already hit the fan, acts FURIOUS with her, and demands to see her in the library, giving her a chance to say "goodbye forever" to her friends. When she could have just told her then and there.
Man
Episode called LESSON ZERO
if she did show up from the beginning there wouldn't be a lesson learned and there wouldn't an episode
that is the whole fucking point

> Then she rats out Spike for talking about Twilight behind her back.
fuck, you serious? are you 12yo? what are you doing here?

>>30593567

>>30593593
The last season.

>>30593649
Applejack is dead, Pip kill trixie and i dont know about Twi.

>>30593594
As a reminder of where she used to be, and how far she's come. It's the cold nights alone after she snapped at little baby spike. It's the days when she doesn't want to go to class because the other ponies will avoid her. It's the times when everybody else she knows looks so damn happy, and she's dying inside. If she forgets where she came from, she might forget how lucky she is to be where she is now.

I honestly think that the "Big Mac is going to get more screentime" and "Twilight is going to get a love interest" rumours might dovetail together, and Twilight might develop a crush on/go on a date with Big Mac.

There was that big hint a while back from Theissen that some of the rumours had guessed correctly, and it kind of looks like they might be laying the groundwork now by having Big Mac around more and interacting with Twilight.

>>30593646
You really think the show is going to explain or strongly imply exual arousal?

>>30593420
>>30593420
yes, i saw the link from the anon that posted it before you

no need to be so mad brony, ha-ha

So just to confirm, side-by-side comparison, literally the only thing that changed in the intro was during scene three, Twilight walks past a train instead of some houses?

>>30593659
Judging from apparently balding, nerdy and pimply one in the middle, they're Bronies.

didn't the CMC call her Ms.Cheerilee in school?

>>30593573
>2011
>cannot separate fanon from canon
really?

So Fluttershy's gonna have Kung-fu CQC in Fighting is Magic?

>>30593646
Wingboners were a joke that first appeared in a comic by Madmax. The fans just turned it into a running gag.

>>30593641
Pfffthahahahahaha

My Barndy is ready.

>>30593651
I wonder what liquid glass tastes like.

>>30593659
No one, but god knows they'll have names and backstories by the end of the week.

>>30593694
Burning.

*ba-dum tsh*

>>30593659
grandparents that'll show up in a later episode maybe?

the middle one looks like that old woman from foster's

Celestia could have just teleported in with a simple poof but nooo she wanted a fucking LIGHT SHOW LIKE IT WAS THE SECOND COMING

Celestia is best pony

>>30593663
I heard Twilight got absorbed into Trixie during an experiment to make a new alicorn (why they would use Trixie I have no idea besides >fanon)

don't get why people even read fanfics.

>>30593659
They are old people.
Who cares about old people?
When's the last time you called your grandparents?

>>30593659
Them are senior subjects. Can't use "citizens" in a monarchy~

So Terse, gonna start the quest soon?

>>30593640
Though it makes a lot of sense for the wings to come out in any kind of stressful situation. Fight or flight reaction and so on.

>>30593651

>>30593604
thanks kind anon

>>30593673
Spongebob.

That is all.

>>30593672
This would crush two ships I like, but have gained momentum. I think it will balance out such that I enjoy watching the tears of all the flutter mac shippers.

>>30593659
I don't know but that pony with a combover always makes me laugh

>>30593646
You must be thinking about this comic. I mean the pegasi spread their wings a lot in the show so I guess it could refer to a lot of scenes so...

>>30593654
>12yo
Stop picking on the target audience, asshole.

>>30593716
I visited them yesterday.

>>30593449
>AJ's mouth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1dv5D9PFvA

Fluttershy's new theme after this ep.

I fully expect a music video to be made now.

My inner Metallica fanboy weeps. #ConfoundThosePonies

>>30593716
Yesterday
Visiting them tomorrow.

>>30593716
>When's the last time you called your grandparents?
My Grandma-Bev calls me once a week. My other grandparents were ass holes and they're dead so I never gave a fuck.

>>30593573
GEE IT'S ALMOST AS IF SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS TO OTHER PEOPLE DESPITE HAVING A SINGLE INTEREST IN COMMON

BUT THAT WOULD BE CRAZY RIGHT

>>30593640
Moron, there were numerous instances where rainbow dash seemed to have a wingboner, such as, but not limited to, when pinkie pie sung the evil enchantress song or you gotta share, you gotta care

>>30593641
So which way does AJs barn door swing again?

>>30593577
Rarity being a dramawhore, check.

And as to the AJ only face, will take time.

>>30593726
I forget which part you're talking about.

>>30593672

For what it's worth, Big Mac taking Twilight's childhood doll is going to fuel a thousand shipper fanfics already.

OKAY, JOKES ASIDE. Twilight does have a reason to FEAR her Teacher.

First, she´s a deity and second, she´s the ruler OF ALL Equestria. Third, she sent her own sister to the moon, took her powers and banished her there for a thousand years (it would have been more if nightmare moon did not found a way to escape)

Third, she`s manipulative and extremely coercive. she does not need to shout to install fear and also comes the fact that Celestia no longer is a bearer of harmony (she became corrupted) and decided for power.

Twilight, is her mentor and she probably spent more time with her than with her own parents so it does get a little weird if we consider how a young filly, "gets taken" by equestria`s most powerful mare "simply because she wants to teach her how to deal with magic".

Right....

>>30593757
After what Dash did to it? It's not even on the hinges any more.

Big Mac x Smarty-Pants OTP

>>30593672
That would be plausible...

>>30593594
That doll was her only friend and a role model since magical kindergarten. She even gave it a notepad and a quill, and it has a back-story.

It was quite sad and creepy when she introduced it to the CMC.

>>30593775
Well.


That was...


fast.

>>30593756
>Moron, there were numerous instances where rainbow dash seemed to have a wingboner

And Luna is just biding her time waiting to kill Celestia with her army of loyal followers, right?

>>30593741
>Imagining my dick in her mouth
Goddamn it!

>>30593734

Actually it started with a drawing of Dash pouncing twilight and her wings flaring out in response. Then some other artists ran with the idea for awhile.

But pegasi carry their wings fully extended like, half the time in the show as it is

>>30593603
Twilight in heat, check

>>30593577
Rarity being a dramawhore, check.

And as to the AJ only face, will take time.

>>30593773

>>30593734
Actually, it's in Over a Barrel. During everybody's reactionfaces to Pinkie's song and dance Dash's wings are extended.

>>30593765
>Big Mac X Twilight
Best fucking fic about this ship

http://ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3aobjx

Also the sequel is even better.

>>30593677
Also, the song changed a tiny-itsy-bitsy bit

>>30593766
>need to install fear

Sorry, but I stopped reading right there.
I'd like to request Celestia installing F.E.A.R. on her computer

>>30593784
Glitter Glue posted the sfw version about an hour ago.

>>30593765

That could work. Maybe once everything settles down Twilight goes looking for her doll and becomes sad that it's lost and regrets ever using it for her crazy scheme. AJ finds out that Mac took the doll, but when Twilight goes to see him about it he reveals he had a Miss Smartypants doll when he was a foal too, only he lost his a long time ago and it reminds him of younger days. They both end up snuggling up with the doll on a bed and have a nap together.

I want to see more griffons

Anyone have a link? Google trolled me.

>>30593677
Annnnyone?

>>30593762
The whole series.
Gay jokes everywhere, plenty of adult humour, etc.

>Because KIDS DON'T NOTICE THOSE THINGS

>>30593712
She needed to scare the daylight out of everyone

>>30593805
Wingboner was before Over a Barrel actually, if I remember correctly.

>>30593721
sure, when this thread slows down, if you're still interested and others are too. can't do it with a small group, haha!

>>30593724
don't look at me like that, P.Q., you know being accurate is for lame-o's

>>30593791

That's just stupid. What is true is that Rainbow constantly abuses Scootaloo.

>>30593796
They do that when they're surprised or shocked

Fluttershy always has her wings to her sides, and they always flare out when shes shocked or surprised.

Happens alot

>>30593766

unsubstantiated

>>30593715
The same reason as for why they watch MLP

>Want It Need It Spell

...This is going to spawn so much hypno-fetish fanfiction.

>>30593793

There is something seriously wrong with you.

>>30593805
Yea, because it freaked her out. pegasi raise their wings when they're scared. Fight or flight instincts.

>>30593796
>Actually it started with a drawing of Dash pouncing twilight and her wings flaring out in response

Oh I remember that picture now. God damnit foxxy.

>>30593828
Oh you.

>>30593808
>Ships that pass in the night
It didn't have any effect on me.
Then as the day passed I just became more and more sadder.
Good short fic.

>>30593841
I have solid reasons to watch MLP, but no fucking way do I would like to read fanfiction

>>30593843
I've heard that before, but I expected an explosive glut of it via Discord and I haven't seen too much of it.

>>30593843
I can't wait

>>30593860
People like the show and hope that the story is more of the same. They'd be wrong, but still...

>>30593809
the girls re-sang it

>>30593817
Fuck griffons. I want zebras.

>>30593816

If this show was that into continuity I could almost see that as an episode plot.

I mean, obviously they'd be platonic friend snuggles on the bed, but otherwise yeah an episode about Twilight trying to get her doll back and Mac revealing he's a big softie about his childhood would work.

Is Smeagol losing his nerve?

>>30593860
>do
I derped with grammar

>>30593841
Yes, some people do read fanfiction for their enjoyment, but I still think it's different to watching a budgeted show made by professionals.

TWILIGHT SPARKLE.

MEET ME IN THE LIBRARY.

Sweet Jesus Celestia is terrifying.

How badly am I slowpoking when I say that Big Mac is a metaphor for the male demographic of this show?

>>30593822

HERE IS THE EPISODE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX6-2y09J6s

now stop asking.

Also the animation was so fluid in this new episode. It was so nice to watch.

Also everytime Spike interacted with Twilights little freakouts, scrolling away the BG or popping her daydreams.

This was a decent filler episode till Luna episode.

Finally, that stupid blue blank slate will have a personality.

New Episode's on youtube! That means it's time for more bizarre captions!

Well, actually they've been up for a while. I just got home, so I'm running late on the whole Lesson Zero thing.

Anyway, here we go: My Little Pony, starring David Ensor as Rarity.

>>30593909
About 5 or 6 bad.

>>30593909
Actually not that slow.

No one else seems to be coming to that conclusion

>>30593909

>>30593916
He's more meta than Pinkie

>>30593805
way back in early episodes anything exciting happen Dash's wings pop out
like when she see an ass

>>30593909
>A show pandering to people outside it's target demographic
nah

>>30593909
It's been about 5 hours after the episode aired, so by fanatic fan standards you are pretty late.

>>30593909
Extemely. That theory came up like 30 seconds after the spell broke and he ran off with the doll.

Cocons MFiltu

Am I the only one that though Majora's mask with the sun in this episode?

Just finished watching the new episode.

>Those reaction faces
>Dat Tazmanian SPike
>Big Mac getting mobbed by women
>I LIKE HER MANE
>Improved animation everywhere
>Magic everywhere
>Celestia showing off her divinity
>Sonic Rainboom confirmed for being tested as a weapon

Holy shit that was fucking fantastic.

>>30593929
He goes after the child's pony toy after the spell has long worn off on everyone else..
Either Mac is very susceptable to magic, or he just really loves that mane.

>>30593766

Just shut the fuck up and see >>30593263
logic bro
an canon

And we all know Twi ALWAYS overreacts.

>>30593404
When a person with high functioning autism is under your care, you don't explain the most basic things in the world in front of their friends, embarrassing them about the things they don't know. Instead, you take them into a private place and ask them questions, clear up misunderstandings, and get them to acknowledge the exact degree of any wrongdoing they did, before forgiving them.

>>30593926

The first death of season two. RIP Salvatore.

>>30593960
Just like the guys who bought all those macdonalds meals to get their show-accurate figures?

Did you guys see dinky hooves in magic kindergarten?

Watching the new ep. Its very "cartoony" and the characters are more exaggerated than usual. Rarity has cried and freaked out about stuff, but it was always about something legitimate.

Too much comedy and wackiness. Doesn't have the right tone.

>>30593766
>>30593766

> parents
logic bro
an canon

And we all know Twi ALWAYS overreacts.

I think the color that glows around Twilight´s horn changed in this episode, it used to be purple and now it´s pink like in her hair stripe.

>>30593960

That is the fucking joke.

>>30593929
>>30593909

>>30593956

>Sonic Rainboom confirmed for being tested as a weapon

...of mass destruction!

>>30593896
We get one professional episode every week if we're lucky. There are hundreds of fics and at least some of them are as good or better because they can explore avenues the show wouldn't dare, like shipping or darker plotlines.

That said: Yeah, I don't read many either. Most of them aren't worth it. Sturgeon's Law.

>>30593953
I still can't believe they got away with this.

I can't imagine what all the soccermoms who watched MLP with their little girls thought about that.

>>30593886
oh yeah, them too, but I was singing the praises of zebra the other day
sad to say this is the only pic that isn't from behind

There's a little Boph in all of us.

>>30593956
More like
>Low orbit atomic friendship missile.

I just want the name to get longer and longer while still making sense

>>30593972

Two things to take away from this one: CC is a valley girl, and she hates Spike.