seven hours until the pony floodgates open, drenching /co/ in a torrentential tidal wave of pony and pony related paraphernalia do you have your umbrella?
Going to miss it.Well fuck everything.
w-what!?
ten thousand futa pony cocks
>>30579963The similarities are uncanny!Why is there no art of Discord as a dragon from Skyrim, or of Twilight Sparkle as the Dragonborn?
>>30579931>sleeping the night before an episode of MLPishypddt
>>30579528I like how there's no possible way Rarity could have impaled herself on the stake like that if she fell from the platform we're seeing.
oh wow, I think all this pony is getting to me. I skipped over the /b/ pony thread because Lyra was doing the cute pose on a bed like the humans are in all the other front page pics.
>>30580051Because crossovers are fucking stupid
Party's over.
>>30579978What part of Pinkie twitches when this happens?
Alright, I want to get myself ready early so I'm not trying to browse the General 30 minutes before the show starts. What's a good website to watch the show? The last two streams I got saddled with were pretty bad.
>>30580101her futa cock
>>30580101The Rumpstick
Favorite pony position?
can't wait. I need my fix, bro.
>>30579528>>30579528>>30579528Huh...So that's what this is parodying.
>>30580101Her fork of Horripulation.
>>30580119I'm going to stream it on commanderjesus's synchtube. Worked perfectly for the most part the past 2 episodes
>>30580147Looks less a parody than a photoshop.
>>30580148>and then there's this faggotSeriously? Do to HAVE to post this same thing every thread you're in?Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I've identified our spammer.
>>30580184it's the marker, of course he has to
>>30580184
>>30580184Dunno if serious
>>30579978Cool story bro.
>>30580184A lot of people like the info it provides.Sorry that you don't, and find it annoying!Can't appease everyone.
Anyone have a bigger cap of this? Life with all of AJ
>>30579978
>>30580201Okay, 1: we don't need a fucking marker to tell us that this is a pony thread. The OP is obviously talking about ponies. And 2: He doesn't 'have to'. He's just eating up the image limit at this point.
>>30580158could I get the url for that i seem to have lost it
>>30580175Double D.Like I said in the last thread, it's before she met Homage.Anyway, no more talky from me.Writing time!Also reposting link to Fatty Futashy/Human Rainbow.https://docs.google.com/document/d/14cYj1-e3VTNnHaob5BYtHaObBfI91KLjYmBg7kEi-RM/edit?hl=en_US
>>30579978Can't wait to get more Lunait's been too long
>>30580272
>>30580147I understand addiction, but honestly some people could use more hobbies in their life.
>>30580289You must really be new here.The image in Leth's post tells the tracker where the new pony thread is. It's actually something the MODERATORS demanded of us.
>>30580289It's for the archive.http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/So thatA) People can find the thread easier.andB) That people can peruse what's been archived.
>>30580290http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesusStreaming new episode at 6 AM PST 9 PM ESTCome here post videos and discuss DEEP STUFF about ponies
>>30580301>Make a shoop>He must be addicted to that marajuhwana!
>>30580289Are you new?The mods wanted threads marked ever since the shitstorm in Febtruary.
nothivemind hivemind
OH SHIT /co/LTS, I'M SO HYYYYYYYYPED. The new, remastered intro alone is enough to fill me with HYPE. I do not think I'll be sleeping tonight.
THE MAIN CAST ARE ALL NOW MONSTERS FROM MONSTER HUNTERWHO IS WHAT?
>>30580355I'm estimating palpable levels of frustration when barely anything has been changed.That said, I'm stoked too, and your use of /co/lts makes me love you more.I was going to get normal sleep, but it's so late, I don't know if I should even bother.
>>30580355OH MY GOD I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT!
>>30580318It looks like YOU'RE the newfag here. The mods only said 1 pony thread, not to implement an offsite marking system. Try harder.
>>30580342>Just because a guy covers something in weed and weed-related slogans and bullshit doesn't mean the person is fixated on weed!Come again? I couldn't hear you over there in your "can't read books by their cover" fantasy land.
>>30580143Pony Style.
>>30580293The one thing I like about CL is how Pinkie is drawn taller. Or that Dash is really short.It's nice seeing them all not the same size for once
>>30580390OP herestop shitting up my motherfucking thread
>some other newfag sees the marker>a single neuron fires in his brain>'DURRHURR DEY USEZ SELF IMPOSED RULEZ? I DONTZ LIKE RULEZ I IS ANARCHIST LIKE V'>rebel agaist the markerSeriously bro, it helps us decide which thread to stay in, provides a quick link to the current thread if it's autosaging and way back some pages, and archives threads in case we need to look back at somethingJust shut the fuck up
>>30580390Guys, please just don't reply to this. New episode coming, let's just ignore the silly people and enjoy our thread?
>>30580371I POSTED A RESPONSE IN THE OTHER THREAD:CELESTIA = CEADEUS BECAUSE BOSSPINKIE PIE = BARIOTH BECAUSE cocaine.RARITY = KELBIDROMECMC IS AS FOLLOWS:AB = VELOCIPREYSB = GIAPREYSCOOT = IOPREY
>>30580423inb4spamscript.
>>30580426new episode discussion theni'll watch in Youtube first thing after I wake up
>>30580325Thanks, Jailbait. I watched the last two on basil34 and could barely make out what was going on. How big is the viewer? How early do people start coming in?
>>30580405It's actually both.Pinkie is tall and Dash is short.Also we're having a pony after party tomorrow night in the form of a drinking game.And to answer your question, I wrote because I had an idea I liked.
>>30580390I'm sorry, but you must be new here if you think 4chan's mods are even half capable of consistency. I remember one mod deleted ALL the pony threads, and when more popped up, he kept screaming, "Why can't you faggots stay in one thread!"Everyone kept explaining it to him, and he just kept doing it anyway.4chan mods are not hired with a scrutinizing interview or intelligence test.
>>30580298
>>30580424Hey fucknuts: if the OP says MLP General, chances are we know to post ponies in that thread and not the Young Justice thread. You've probably never been on 4chan before, but it's really not that hard to figure out.
>>30580442forgot to ask, WHAT MONSTERS WOULD THE REST BE?ALTERNATIVELY, WHAT WEAPONS WOULD THEY USE?
>>30580459Explain this "Drinking Game" plz?Need to spice up my MLParties
>>30580476Pinkie would use a Hunting Horn, no doubt.
>>30580459What's /co/'s opinion on Cartoonlion?
>>30580471reported for embarrassing stupidity
>>30580494It always ends in someone getting alcohol poisoning.
>>30580423how can you shit up something already shit?
What would you call a group of Pony Monster Hunters?
>>30580423It wasn't me that started it! It was that fucker Leth.
>>30580494We watch ponies and when certain conditions are met in the show (for example a pony pulling another pony's tail) we consume an amount of alcohol.The full rules will be posted later.It's fun, we all get drunk and can't type straight.
>>30580500I think she's okay but this futashy thing is getting kinda of boring.
>>30580471You're swaggering is too cutePlease, try harder
>>30580459K
>>30580500Can draw cute, does dumb fetish stuff.
>>30580500I'm curious to this as well. Was having a discussion with someone about it earlier today.I personally find her style cute, and her ideas mostly adorable, even the Futashy thing... that said, I think her same-face on ponies is kind of blah, and her grasp of the personality of the characters as portrayed through illustration is kind of weak.
>>30580523yeah beacuse he was doing his job
>>30580471You guys know he's just trolling right?No one can be this stupid. You'd have to just come to 4chan to not know about the MLP marker. Come on, even people outside of here know of the marker. Just ignore him already.
>>30580500I dont like her style i think her ponies look ugly.
>>30580524>>30580514Sounds Great. Interesting too.
>>30580459god damn I hate that artist
>>30580405Everyone keeps forgetting that Dash is really, really fucking small.Even Spitfire called her "little pony".
the marker tags the thread as the current general and catalogues it in the hyperindex: http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/please stop gnashing your teeth over something you don't understand
>>30580547WAIT. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. You pay that fucker money to go into these threads and spam his exact same thing over and over again?Fuck, when did this fandom fall so hard?
>>30580593we pay him in pony pictures
>>30580593...I...WHAT?
>>30580593Them moment you started commenting ITT.
>>30580593People had to start doing stuff my friend.
having trouble posting a pic, "cannot find record"
>>30580500She drew this for me.She could nothing but scat porn until the end of time and I'd sing her praises from the rooftops.
>>30580601The best currency of all!Let's share some right now!
>>30580608You saw what that other anon said. Said it was his 'job'.
>>30580551>>30580551>>30580551>>30580551>>30580551Fucking this. People need shut up and ignore him already so we can get back to ponies.
>>30580593Oh man, you're hilarious, guy.Ah, that was funny. We should get back to pony now though, eh?
>>30580575Oh wow, I've never noticed that before, and I've watched the episodes multiple times. I guess her small size is part of the the reason why she's so fast.
>>30580628
>>30580593>This window will close in five seconds...
>>30580644Or maybe the royal guards are just big?
>>30580500Used to love her stuff.Then she got all kinds of fucked up.
>trolls trolling trollsHeres something else to occupy youreselves with:http://disneyfaceswap.tumblr.com
>>30580458Viewer limit is 100, but we usually get ~20-30 people when the episode starts. So you should be good coming in anytime
All Ponies are now Digimon.
>>30580643So how bout them ponies Leth?
>>30580662THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
>>30580660Most of the stallions are bigger, aren't they?
>>30579978>>30580628HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>>30580677They're pretty tiny, and snazzy to boot.
>>30580671Oh man, Rose is gonna be pissed.>>30580677asserted thisyeacaptcha is very sure about ponies
>>30580661I still love her stuff. What stuff has she done lately that's so fucked up?
>>30580677Did you do Rarity?Please tell me you did RarityI asked for Rarity in that outfit when you put her in Trixie's outfit.
>>30580677FLUFFY!!!!!!!!YOU MADE THE SUITS!I LOVE THE SUITS!Gilda tipping her hat and looking suave as fuck plz?
>>30580693It would make sense, big mac is freakin huge
>>30580500Probably wants to fuck her/his dog.
I'll be missing the newest episode. Does anyone know about how long it takes for the youtube upload/download to hit the net? I normally watch it as it airs so I really don't know.
okay, i'm done trollingback to pony
>>305805752 Guards, 1 Dash?Do you think she'd enjoy it?
>>30580699makes me wanna cut a bitch.
>>30580691
>>30580699Aw, they look like kids!
>>30580665What stream are you talking aboot?
>>30580500She's great.
>>30580719Keep an eye on DH, they tend to post up links to youtubes and downloads as they come in.
>>30580719Like 5 minutes. I don't doubt that Leth has rewired his works computer network to convert the video and post it.
>>30580719Leth will have it up a couple seconds before it airs on TV.
>>30580719Was up in about two hours or less last time, and only one more for HD, if I recall. You shan't have to wait long at all.Sorry you're missing out on the episode during, Squeak.
>>30580719A few hours.
>>30580677>filenameHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
>>30580719It'll be on youtube almost within an hour or two if I remember how well the two-parter went
>>30580500She's not a huge stylistic influence but I'm really impressed by her output. I mean she did 15 full color pics in one day. God damn.
>>30580698>Futa>Futa Rape>Futa on Futa self rape>Futa on human bestiality rape>Fat Futa on human bestiality rape.Oh..nothing much.
>>30580700yeah... give me a minute...>>30580708>closeenough.jpg
just here to say that i hate what you've turned /co/ into. times used to be good, it used to be all love here until ponies. it's a shame.
>>30580760Hey, Rose! I know I gushed at you already, but thanks again for that amazing drawing. It's possible my most favoritest thing ever right now. I'm eternally grateful!How are you liking the game so far?>>30580763Thanks for the follow SB <3
>>30580500Idon'tlikeit
>>30580774Hey, none of the futa on human was rape.
>>30580786Close enough indeed.
>>30580747>>30580745>>30580750>>30580753Quit circlejerking yourself, Leth.
>>30580691wat
Nah,Fuck thisandFUCK ALL OF YOU
>>30580774Thats alot of futaI got her to draw me this though. She's a fast drawer the rate she pumps out pictures. I just wish the majority wasn't stonking futa
>>30580760>>30580753>>30580750>>30580747>>30580745>>30580742>A few hoursWell it might be up by the time I get home then. That'd be a pleasant surprise. Here's hoping!
>>30580786Hey Fluffy any chance you could upload all the thing you made?
>>30580789no it wasn'tthe hate was just all directed at webcomics and anime. now it's directed at ponies and mlm, meaning that /co/ hates itself for no reasoni blame /k/ and /fit/
>>30580814>get back to the topic of ponies>rage quits
>>30580789>/co/ was love>ponies all about friendship>love and friendship apparently incompatible
>>30580789>I gotta fart super bad.>etc>etc
>>30580791I really like this crazy japanese psychological stuff, thank you! I'm at the part where Yoh confronts the main characterand I'm glad you liked the picture
>>30580829Dude, February was fucking brutal. Even I hated the people ponies ponies all the time.
>>30580786Also, um.Would could you maybe please have Derpy dancing in her suit with her hat on the ground and Carrot Top throwing bits in the hat.I'd be willing to pay for this with money.
>>30580791No problem. You just make it?
>>30580820Must you always be so goddamn pleasant? It's annoying.
>>30580859you confound me anon
>>30580859Hi.You've clearly never met Squeak before.Their name is Squeak.You will love them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X7E4CmMdC8
>>30580355>/co/ltsThis is good.
>>30580857Had it for a while just for following purposes. I'm probably never gonna post anything, what with... you know. Images being the main currency of tumblr. But it's great to keep up with everyone! Nice to have a friendly face follow me back too. Just don't expect anything exciting.>>30580846Yay! Keep me updated on your thoughts.
>>30580812Yeah. This is happening.My guesses for tomorrow's episode:1. Derpy will speak.2. Another background female will speak.3. The new opening will be so much more awesome than your body can handle.4. There will be one or two things that MLP General hates. It will be declared WORST EPISODE EVER by Anonymous.5. We'll get stickied, then banned.
>>30580836>I gotta fart super bad.I'D RATHER TAKE THAT SMALL HINDRANCE OVER THIS TUMOUR
So. Anymore requests?
>>30580887>I gotta fart super bad GENERAL
>>30580662Ow my sides
>>30580355>/co/LTSfuck off furfag
ABANDON THREADABANDON THREADABANDON THREADABANDON THREADABANDON THREADABANDON THREAD>>30580876>>30580876>>30580876>>30580876>>30580876>>30580876>>30580876
>>30579978Sorry OP, but this thread just turned rabid and Imma go catch some winks. It was fun while it lasted?oh and btwTHE GAME.
>>30580904draw your OC dancing hip hop
>>30580876
>>30580876The fuck... It's so disturbing, yet I can't stop watching. I feel like I have to reexamine my whole life.
>>30580904How about Caramel Painting something? I saw someone making that request a lot today.
>>30580911
This is what I get for drawing things on printer paper. Mind the graphite stains.Anyways, this pic references http://asksurprise.tumblr.com/post/11333401362
>>30580719About a half hour to an hour to two.I usually oversleep on Saturdays. No work obviously.
>>30580662I can't stop laughing.Oh god.I may die.Help.
>>30580927Yeah, I requested it of Ageha. He usually does all of them, then posts en masse.
>>30580876I hope you get underagedB&
>>30580927That was Double D.MAKE SURE HE IS BEHIND THE CANVAS LOOKING AT THE VIEWER SO WE CAN'T SEE WHAT HE'S PAINTINGDOUBLE D WAS VERY SPECIFIC ON THAT
>>30580927Hm. May take a bit, but I will attempt this.
>>30580934Oh my. I'm not sure I understand what I'm looking at, but it's lovely nonetheless.
NTSTS, what do you think would be a good (alternate) soundtrack to Saya no Uta?
>>30580927>>30580952>>30580955Sounds like an interesting idea. May attempt this also
>>30580965Yakety Sax
>>30580952>>30580947Aha! I thought it was him, but wasn't sure, I am terrible with names. Hope he does it Double D. >>30580859I'm sorry...
>>30580951Hey, do you have the link that that video?I lost it and I would like it again.
>>30580789>Be here since 2009>/co/>Ever goodDat's a good joke, nigga. And I'd still take Ponyfags over Avatards
>>30580965Nothing. The soundtrack to the game is amazing, it has some of my favourite pieces of music in existence.If for whatever reason you don't like it... ugh, I can't think of anything, sadly. Some of the songs are hit-or-miss, but at least four tracks on the OST are on constant repeat when I'm writing or just doing whatever.I was gonna upload the soundtrack, actually, because it's so awesome.
>>30580945>this can't be applied to MLPWHY IS FLASH SO CRUEL!?
>>30580945In the end all of the mane cast will die one by one.Except Twilight.She is a nexus of pure power. The embodiment of magic and one day she will succeed Celestia and Luna.And then...then her last and dearest friend goes away too as she is now alone, leading a world where her friends are no more.
>>30580945
>>30580952...I just didn't want to force the artist to draw two things for one request...
>>30580822Not as a rar or anything like that... Not anytime soon, anyway. But there's groups of images all over the places.>>30580856You mean like an animation?
>>30580973...No, I don't think I want...
>>30580993MLP sucks at being a cartoony cartoon. It's better-than-average Candian Flash. That's about it.
>>30580911>The GameWhat is this, /b/ in 2006?
>>30580822>>30581003Trufax, check his DA - a big dump of pictures just went up today, with many more in the months past as well.
>>30580911FUUUUUUUUU--There is a circle of hell for people like you!
>>30580911>>30581022Left your email in, bro
I just watched the first five minutes of My Little Pony.I'm in love with this green pony. She'd better not turn out to be gay or something
>>30580911>>30581022You may have the wrong impression of 4chan, my good... uhh, person.
>>30581009>Canadian Flash>Not a cartoonCartoony cartoons don't exist any more, except for the wacky! faces in Adventure Time.
>>30580677>>30580697Its just me or the fillies always have souless eyes?
>>30580998She'll make new friends. Celestia did.>>30581003I... was just thinking a picture.If you make it an animation....I dunno man. I don't think I can smile that hard.But seriously, if you send me a note on DA (Dizzy Pacce) with a paypal address to give money, I tots will.
>>30580992Would you care to listen to something that kinda reminds me of the guy's mental illness, or no?
>>30581014It was bound to happen...
>>30581042Nah, you're good. The ponies show no interest in potential partners unless it is because of marriage. And we all know gays shouldn't marry. Because that would be wrong.
>>30581022>samefagging with names that have never been in these threads>left his email inYou just went past full retard
>>30581042Don't read the fanfiction.
>>30580662That's Noel by the way. Assuming anyone cares.
>>30581053>SoulessOkay...
>>30581042rule 34 is a bitch sometimes
YAY!One week and six hours to LUNA!!!
>>30581061Go to back to bed
>>30581060You had a suggestion for a music? Sure, hit me up!
>>30581052Go to bed, John.
>>30581042I think you are safe.
>>30581053why, what makes you say that?
>>30581074I mean fluffly eyes, those eye look normal to me.
So were they switching the time slot this week or next?
>>30581035Called schizophrenia douche
>>30581078Nope, one week hiatus. Try two weeks and six hours.
>>30581053I have a habit of doing that...A wonderful habit
>>30581105next week
>>30581111Not really mandude.
http://www.livestream.com/lolipschannel?t=64314Humanized Pinkie Pie.
>>30580978He removed all his videos; shame they were kinda neat. I don't think anyone would have saved that one either but I don't know.
>>30581042....About that.
>>30581104Fluffy haet CMC
>>30581042>She'd better not turn out to be gay or somethingAccording to the fans she is.According to the series: Not stated one way or another. She's a recurring background character without much information.Honestly how this fandom jumps to sexuality conclusions sometimes baffles me.
>>30581118I knew i was right!Still i fucking love dat Suity Belle you just post
>>30581105Next.
>>30581125
>>30581133We like our cute lesbian ponies, I tell you what.
>>30581125Why did Lyra move to Ponyville from Canterlot the same day as Twilight?
>>30581133Hey, remember when it was edgy to suggest that the Mane Six might be gay for each other?
>>30581152Twilight has a huge stash of human porn.
>>30581152She was stalking her but she meet Bon bon.
>>30581150Reading shit like this gets less fun each time...night, /co/.
>>30581152She went there for the Celebration and found Bon Bon.Or what >>30581162 said
>>30581156>It was edgyThank god I started watching this late in the game.
>>30581152She didn't, she was visiting her family in Canterlot.She's lived in Ponyville some time now.
>>30581064>>30581066>>30581076>>30581090>>30581125>>30581133 I was just kidding. It's kinda funny how no one's waifu is Lyra or Bon Bon because everyone has agreed they are the perfect couple.Because they're both pretty hot
>>30581152Twilight's the only one who might mess up a group transportation spell and send herself (and Lyra) to a world of humans.
>>30581156Not really.
>>30581152Research.
>>30581156'Edgy'? REALLY?Oh, wait, this is a first-ever fandom for a lot of people. I keep forgetting that.
>>30581111Luna eclipsed airs the 22nd of october, and again in Halloween.(I think they chose the 10/22 date because i'll mark a year since they aired s01e02 - Frienship is MAgic part 2, Luna's first and only appearece)>One Luna per year...
>>30581185Actually, Lyra is Madmax's waifu.
>>30581133Yeah, it's a crazy jump from 'background pony' to 'omg one half of the best lesbian married couple in fanon ever!'And what a wonderful jump it is.
>>30581202Huh, it will be exactly one year since she's been shown, huh?Quite the coincidence...
I can not into Caramel.
>>30581213I thought squeak was MM's waifu
>>30581214We're all a little crazy here.If you're here, you must be a little crazy.Otherwise you wouldn't be here.
>>30581185Indeed
>>30581236MM is a polygamist.
>>30581231I'd into Caramel iykwim
I feel like complete and utter shityo Pacce, did you ever end up coloring that stuff I drew?can I see it? I need something to cheer me up.
You know, I like to think ponies would treat TF2 pretty much the same way we treat MLP.Like for them TF2 is an overly violent video game just for boys to play with, with a mostly male cast and little to no actual plot. The little bits of story and friendships (demo/soldier, heavy/medic) were thrown in so it could attract a wider audience.Somewhere along the way the mane six all got into it, except for Rarity, too proud for such a 'boorish' game for hooligans.In the end they find out the spy that was griefing them the entire episode was Rarity.
>>30580952>>30580975>>30580293>Double DSo is this a thing now?
>>30581265Unfortunately I slept until I had to go to work...Fuck, give me like two minutes and I'll colour one real quick.
>>30581263I'd eat some Caramel drops, if you know what I mean.
>>30581241Well, justified by canon or not I think it's nice to see Lyra and Bon-Bon interpreted as a stable (and sometimes frustrated or strained) married couple and not omg cartwheeling lesbian girlfriends.Seeing strong and sometimes complicated characters in fanon gives me some hope for how things are going in wider culture.
>>30581265Try this:>>30580662
I think this one looks kind of cool.
>>30581262you don't say...
>>30581177eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeNew drawing by Obsidian. Take on his S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Pony from way back when.I may or may not have bounced in excitement when I saw it.
will someone please draw sweetie belle as aretha franklinthat hat was obviously made by rarity
>>30581290see>>30581177
>>30581303That tune started playing in my head.The gruntilda's layer tune.I can HEAR it.
>>30581303>paraderpyoh wow
>>30581249She was mai waifu when i start with the show but she will never love me the same way i do and i let her go.
>>30581318... Sometimes cartwheeling bondage-loving lesbian girlfriends are okay too.BUENO even.
>new Hops pic on tumblrOh Pacce....You might want to take a gander at this one.
>>30581088It's has screaming.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAAjx5l5wgPretty much this... or atleast most of it.Since it's a 47 minute long song, I will link you some specific times, and print the lyrics to them.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAAjx5l5wg#t=9m32>Have the bridges of insanity been crossed, and forever retracted>Am I standing among a thousand selves>Is the multitude of laughter mine along?from about 9:50 to 11:11 is frantic instrumental chaos that kinda expresses the extreme anxiety of whatever Fuminori experiences.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAAjx5l5wg#t=17m16>Extradited to the gods of chance, the deities of all things random>Alive, multicolored, twitching in their dead monochrome worldLet me know your thoughts...
am i the only one turned on by snooty trixiethe more stuck up and princessy she acts the more i love hershe's too good for meunf
>>30581283you rock dude>>30581292pfffthahahahaha oh my god, what the fuck?
>>30581376>Turned on>By a ponyWhoa there, bro.
>>30581355Oh yeahs, I love me some Meshuggah. Haven't listened to a lot of Catch 33 since the new album came out, but it's not a bad idea for portrayal of frenetic mental disarray. I think it's probably too buoyant to fit the tone of the game completely though - in every section but one, the pacing is usually very ponderous and slow, and the music reflects that.I can see sections fitting in to that one fast-paced scene very well though.
>>30581376It's Ayeka syndrome.Only cured by Ryoko, or arguably Washuu.And no Sasami, you sick fuck.
>>30581383The biggest laugh youll ever have
>>30581376And then we all talked about how much we hate Seth.
>>30581150Best picture of RBD or bestest picture of RBD?Btw how many of you fags are pulling an all nighter?
My favorite pony is Applejack. What about you guys?
>>30581426My feelings towards him are neutral.Like my feelings towards everything.
>>30581431i am, went out to the bar with some bros came back, gunna play dark souls till ponies
>>30581431Not me.
>>30581350Do what now?
Normally I wouldn't post PMVs, but this one was too well put together to ignore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQa8nqdrOO4
>>30581431I am!Might even stream Tron Legacy in a bit if there's many all nighters.
>>30581431pulling an all-nighter because I won't want to sleep after looking at Saya No Uta
>>30581431No all-nighter, have to crash after the big game.That's not the best picture of Rainbow Dash, but so far it's the most vulnerable for her, other than her crying jag in Cloudsdale. Her even saying "I don't know ..." is a change from her normal bravado.
>>30581457im down to watch it if youre streaming
>>30581388I am watching a walkthrough of Saya on YT... i'm on part 2...So I don't know what this Fast-action sequence is yet...
>>30581437
>>30581450http://dovne.tumblr.com/
>>30581457That depends... is your upload speed shit?
>>30581459Yeah, it's... pretty fucked up.
>>30581437Applejack is pretty awesome, good taste. I like PInkie Pie the most, but all the ponies are awesome in there own way.>>30581431I didn't think I was going to, but I'd only get like, five hours of sleep at this point, so I may as well.>>30581459Had that effect on me too.>>30581470It's almost at the end of the game.
>>30581426He's kind of a weird guy, sort of a dick, and has an obnoxious obsession with a one shot (?) character.
>>30581437SecondingBut she needs more personality development
>>30581486... BUT IT HAS RAPE!YOULIKERAPE!
>>30581480fluffy provides some of the higher quality streams.
>>30580662These are a goldmine, hahafucken saved
>>30581275Lyra hosts the Ponyville server they all connect to but is ashamed to talk about it publiclyShe writes fanfiction that friendships Demoman/Scout.
>>30581491True.
>>30581459I downloaded it, and will probably try it out during lulls in this quest.I don't need to sleep.
>>30581488Oumi just visited the house. expecting hijinks to ensue
>>30581410you weren't lying. I can barely contain all of this laughter.>>30581431I might, but I did the same thing last night. So it's kind of up in the air right now.
>>30581503OH GOD WHY?
>>30581473>Derpy head/body>Best pony amalgamGoddamnit fandom, stop that.
>>30581512It gets better.
>>30581476Gilda with Derpy legs...What the fuck am I looking at?
>>30581488>>30581486>>30581459Pffft, faaaags.
OH GOD LOL!!!!
Final Fantasy produced the best pony!
>>30581526>Weightroom>Trixie posterHwaaht
>>30581526i want that posteri want it
>>30581539Hello
>>30581551Quit trying to force a meme. It's not working. At all.
>>30581558Fapped to that shit and then came on some rocks, you wuss.
>>30581558Where is the mouth?
>>30581538Stockings, silly.
>>30581588somewhere at the top, so so the story describes
>>30581588I think that would be the thing on the very bottom center.
All this talk about pulling an all-nighter and I just woke up fully rested. Early to bed and all that.
>>30581495...If it does, I missed it. Or forgot.Kinda busy being sickened by the whole 'eating people' bit.
Yes...yes. Lets talk about our hatred of Seth. Let your hate flow, ponyfags.
>>30581551Dammit I still want a Gilgamesh Pony.Maybe Tess could do it.
>>30581602Wow NTSTS, you sure are making this place ugly.
>>30581608Daaaaw! How cute man.
>>30581554It makes sense. You got to look good for Trixie, after all. I have a poster of Twilight in mine
this one reminded me of Patrick Bateman with the axe, loved it
>>30581608...I'm saving this in my Fluttermac folder and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>30581612It comes later. Spoilers;After Saya changes the brain of the guy next door so that he sees things the way Fuminori does, he kills his family thinking they're monsters, then finds Saya - seeing her as the only beautiful thing in the world, and having his mind shattered by the horror of the situation, his animal instincts take over, and he rapes her.
>>30581558
>>30581558how's thee writing going?>>30581563okay.he's still the best pony though.
>>30581661five hours till new pony, trapped in general thread.so, not at all right now.I've become one of those people, haven't I? Don't hate me, I swear I'll have that story done soon.
Saya no Uta makes psychopathy make sense...
>>30581687GOD FUCKING DAMN IT NTSTS!
>>30581686>five hoursI thought it was six. Did they bump it up?
Normal version!
>>30581705Oh HELL YES!I approve of this concept!
>>30581702Eh, five and a half. I'm rounding because it makes the waiting easier.>>30581693Oops?Saya no Uta pony thread is okay by me
http://www.livestream.com/goggleAnyone wanna watch me draw?I have an odd idea for some pictures I wanna draw.
I believe /co/ wanted Caramel painting something
>>30581720...I hate you so fucking much right now.
>>30581720HAW
>>30581720is he painting Big Mac's butt?
>>30581727<3
Something something with chinese noodles
>>30581720octavia_oh_you.jpg
>>30581720Hey Jailbait, have I told you I'm glad you came along? You're one of my favourite up and coming drawfriends. Keep up the awesome work!
>>30581739Pinkie-Pie's eyes look like a fucking solar-system
>>30581705my god... it's beautiful...
>>30581738It's like you're Disco, minus the ability to draw.
>>30581739You need to work on your hiragana handwriting.
>>30581686I'm putting my trust in you man.you better deliver or I will be extremely disappointed in you
>>30581720Bravo.
>>30581769You waited this long for it, what's another couple days? It'll be on it's way, promise.Though I"m still not sure how to end the story...
>>30581745Good to hear that. Glad to have a fan :V
Guys.What was that one fanfic, the one that featured Twilight, Trixie, and Luna, and Twilight and Luna share a dream together, and Twilight helps create a new home for Trixie...I remember it was on google docs but for the life of me I can't put a name to it.Someone help out a brony?
>>30581734It's hilarious in it's own rightI wish I had played this earlier, It's really entertaining by definition
>>30581739requesting pinkie as a waitress in an asian restaurant
And Discorded!
>>30581764Mine's sloppy, but that's too...rigid?It's technically accurate but it's just TOO accurate and it sticks to the book too much.Just practice on it.Remember that with "sa" and "ki" that doesn't necessarily need to be connected there at the end. Remember that hiragana are letters, not pictures or art.(Also that "ki" looks a little funny. is that a ten ten or not?)
>>30581747She's on a noodle high>>30581764Ha! My focus wasn't scrawling out japanese swear words Leth :P>>30581799Oh I dunno. Someone requested earlier to draw Sweetiebelle mowing down the Diamond Dogs with a machine gun. I kinda want to do that
>>30581783I though we agreed on a ambiguous ending?pic is for goggles
>>30581804Pacce you are too awesome.
>>30581824I don't see a "sa" anywhere in that picture
I got a request over at fimchan of Rarity and AJ carving pumpkins with their siblings. Here's what I got so far.
>>30581861There isn't.
>>30581595I like it better like this then...
>>30581864ART ES BUENO
>>30581877Okay
>>30581864AJ is looking pretty badass
>>30581864Cheating bitches with their magic. And chairs.I love that stump, and that grass, and those pumpkins, and AJ's hind leg.
>>30581864Looking good!Superior unicorn master race at play
Who's making pon-o-lanterns this halloween
>>30581909Too much workNot worth it.
>>30581884Whoops. Forgot something.
>>30581909Not every word needs to be ponified, brony
>>30581864Does this mean my request from yesterday is off the table?
>>30581909What I'm making is porn-o-lanterns this year.
>>30581794Or ignore me, that's fine too.
>>30581916That chest fluff did more for me than the vagoo anyway.
>>30581916that looks edited Pacce....
>>30581939well you're an RP'ing tripfagyou're on 'auto ignore'
>>30581921I was doing that, but I thought you already got that from Rose, did you not? So I switched to this. I can still finish it, if you want...
>>30581790Jerk...
Drew this. Bored now. Don't know if I should go sleep or not.
>>30581926>porn-o-lanterns>Megasweet's art for template>futa, futa on every pumpkin
>>30581951It is.>>30581943Me too.
>>30581969I want as much art related to that particular notion as possible. Didn't meant to circumvent my earlier request, sorry. Like I said, just a crossover I'm really passionate about.As gushed about previously, I'm a huge fan of your art, so I'd still be incredibly grateful if you were willing to take a shot at it.
>>30581939sorry guy, I don't read fanfiction often enough to know what you are talking about.
>>30581976You could use the pumpkin innards as the splooge.
>>30581939You're avatarfag with a trip. That's basically automatically ignored by everyone.Drop the trip and the roleplaying and we'd help.
>>30581990Okay then. Good thing I have a day off tomorrow.
>>30582018Are you staying up to watch ponies with the rest of us?
Real quick, does anyone have a gif of Applejack marathonning those apples right before her space odyseey from APPLE.MOV?i need it
>>30581999>Stalk breaks off pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUhefow7lqY
>>30582002I'm just posting Discord pics because they're relevant. I have the name because I like Discord, and I have the trip so people don't impersonate me.In during haters hating.
http://telewizja.mymo.pl/tv-online/mini-mini.htmlIF YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO PONIES in POLISH.starting in 3 minutes.
>>30582030Yes. I'll have to watch a stream though, since I have no TV.
>>30582036>not using a knife or clipper of some variety to sever the stalk cleanly, but with enough to form a decent handle to remove the cut out "lid" of the pumpkin
>>30582045Wouldn't Discord, the embodiment of chaos, be really more supportive of the idea of anyone being able to post with his name though? Instead of just one person?
>>30582082>People keep misspelling Sheogorath.>This is what he planned all along.
>>30582048odcinek 1szy: Elementy Harmony
>>30582045Shut up Mito.People wouldn't impersonate you if you didn't have a name or trip in the first place. I rarely see you contribute anyway, only respond to metashit and complain about the threads.I'm guessing you don't draw or even write, so I honestly don't see a reason you need to stick out if all you're doing is posting a couple times a day. Unless you're a generic attention whoring tripfag, which you're starting to look like.
>>30582082Perhaps, except--and pay attention, for what I'm about to say is important--I'm not Discord.
>>30582109>Rainbow Dash's and Spike's faces.SpikexRainbow Dash is my OTP form this moment onward.
Only a few hours until nervous Twilight.
>>30582109Celestia looks afwully thin on that cover...
UGH!My writing sucks!I need to drink more so I don't care.
>>30582153Don't you know, she developed cancer
>>30582109>>30582048IT BEGINS.
Fine, I'll drop the name, but I'm keeping the tripcode. I had to sift through 6.5 billion codes to find this one, and I'm keeping it. So there.Now may I please see the name of the fanfiction I referenced earlier, since I know you guys know and are withholding it on purpose?
>>30582166Then who will raise the sun and moon when she dies?
>>30582121Me neither.
>>30582175I'd help you out but my fanfiction knowledge isn't as robust as it should be. If Sent was here I bet he would know it...Sorry!
>>30582175God damn, you're an idiot. I don't know how else to put it.
>>30582177Her successor.
>>30582175No fucking clue, man
>>30582199Silly Pinkie Pie, that's not a real horn. You need Twilight's Horn.
>>30582197At least someone has the decency.>>30582198But then there's this asshole.
>>30582177PhysicsDamn pony keep screwing with that sun for forever
>>30582223>Ponies see the sun and moon in the sky at once.>A solar eclipse.What happens?
>>30582235I am curious about this as well. Why did I not think of this before?
>>30582163>my writing sucksI know that feel
>>30582235A solar eclipse happens.
>>30582235I don't think any kind of eclipse would occur in this universe.
>>30582235Celestia and Luna are kissing
>>30582109Do you think they'll ever update those vectors?Also, gonna stream Tron Legacy in 30 minutes or so if any of you allnighters are interested.http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts>inb4 procaster crashes during the final battle with Optimus Prime
>>30582235The spell is finally broken and the ponies return to their true human forms
Well I managed to find the fanfiction. It was "Twilight Sky Over Canterlot."My thanks and fuck you's to those applicable.
>>30582260Hm. Fluffy Butts is your name. So truly, your butt is the fluffiest?
>>30582273>Except for Lyra.
>>30582279That's actually the only reason we like him. He truly does have the fluffiest butt. 'Sides from that though, we really don't care about 'im.
>>30582287CRUEL IRONY.
>>30582279Fluffy has many butts, and they are all fluffier and buttier than yours.
>>30582279Yes. It's like an afro.I also keep things in there like my wallet and miniature televisions.
>>30582302You speak LIES anonymous! For no mortal has a fluffier butt than my own! However, I believe you on the "butterier" part.
Cheerilee snipes the last image slot!
>>30582319Hm. Buttery. Starting to remember Power Rangers S.P.D.
Which pony has the biggest dick neighbors?
NTSTS, I'm getting scared...
>>30582368Fluttershy is the worst neighbor. She constantly brings home animals and rarely cleans her house. Don't get me started on the noise level.
>>30582182That is amazing.
>>30582368Celestia.Her neighbors are the Gryphon and Dragon kingdoms.
>>30582378Why do you say that anonymous?
I've been away for a while so this has probably already been discussed. Discord made the sun and the moon jump around on the sky at random. Was this his way of saying "lol fuck u" to the princesses?
>>30582389Griffon's have lion bodies.Lions have not so large dicks.You do the math.
>>30582418Details, details.
>>30582396Saya no Uta...
>>30582433Oh. Not a big fan of VNs. Not my cup of Tea.
>>30582450I'm cool with it...but holy shit, this story is like a HORRIBLE psychedelic trip
>>30582471... That you never recover from.
>>30582450I feel like such a doofus that I've never heard of these before today
>>30582484>feeling bad for not knowing about extremely obscure stuff.
>>30582418Dicks wasn't literal. That was the joke.
>>30582484VNs aren't very popular outside of Japan, I wouldn't beat yourself up too much over it.
>>30582494I was about to say that people made it seem really commonthen I realized I was on 4chan and talkings to other such people in chat as well
>I feel bad that I don't even know what VNs are, and what the fuck people are talking about.
>>30582235Massive amounts of rioting.
>>30582523I mainly know about VNs because /v/ talks about them occasionally.
>>30582259D'aaawwwwwwww
>>30582540What the hell is a VN?
Algiers: ApplejackGranada: RarityTripoli: Pinkie PieAlgiers: FluttershyTunisia: Twilight SparkleMali: Rainbow DashIf you don't agree, your opinion is worthless.
>>30582553>>30582553>>30582553>>30582553>>30582553>>30582553>>30582553NEW THREAD
>>30582538The only thing I can compare it to something in the US is.. "Living Books"
that polish version was AWFUL.
>>30582559Visual Novel.
>>30581177you know the original filename was Romantic Evening shame on you
We should examine each passage before deciding on one. What do we see, smell, hear, etc. from each passage?
>>30582822Derp. To the right we go!
>>30582811Sticking with right.We might run across that upper ledge passage that we had to pass up earlier.
Right. Go right
>>30582775>>30582765>>30582755>>30582833>>30582842Scratching your chin briefly, you look above and notice the higher path continues on the right. You point down the right tunnel and continue onward. The CMC seem confident with your direction picking ability; so far, it hasn't led them to certain death.As you come upon the next room, the sound of rushing water becomes almost deafening. The lantern catches a rolling, cool mist in the room, making it hard to see ahead.You see a faint doorway way off in the distance... it looks like ponies may have built it.
>>30582886single file towards the door
>>30582886Suddenly, your torch goes out. The candle has melted completely.
>>30582886A pony door? Interesting.But proceed carefully. You never know when you'll hit that underground stream.
>>30582886Advance cautiously, have Applebloom keep that bat ready.
>>30582886>So far it hasn't led them to certain deathlolAnyways, it's a trap. do we still have that chunk of crystal from earlier? I say we toss it before the door to see if there are any traps.
>>30582905Light the second one.After that reset, we got it back, right?
>>30582905Replace and relight.>>30582910This.
>>30582905Light the next one I guess. I mean, you can't really see anything in complete darkness.
>>30582905Replace the light with your other candle.
>>30582910Where's the water coming from? Examine the surrounding to find the source of the sound is coming from
Remember, we're going to need something on the way out.
>>30582922You attempt to light your second candle, but the stompstarter clicks without producing a flame. The mist drowns out the fire.>>30582906>>30582898The room is dark, but there is a very faint light by the door. As you approach, the watery noise becomes louder. The CMC complain that they can't see anything; Applebloom starts prodding the air with her hoof.>>30582910You throw your lasso'd crystal up ahead. Strangely, it seems to plummet through the floor. It feels like it's going to be yanked out of your mouth.
>>30582961Pull it back out and examine the walls around the door.
>>30582961Well, there's the river. Try and yank it back before it goes too far. Get the other three to help.
>>30582961Yank back the rope. Proceed EXTREMELY slowly until one your hooves catches nothing but air. There must be a pit ahead.
>>30582961>>30582961>>30582961Fuck, hologram floors?Fuck, all those bad memories from Simon's Quest are coming back.Anyways, try to use the crystal to determine which parts of the floor are safe as we walk towards the door.
>>30582990Not a hologram, just running water.
>>30582961Retreat from the room in order to relight the lantern, then go back in.
>>30583019I wouldn't retreat; the Ursa is back there.
>>30582970>>30582977>>30582988>>30582990You pull your crystal back, noticing that it and the rope are soaked. You yell to the CMC to stop; you've found the river. Still unable to see anything but the faint door glowing up ahead, you begin casting your crystal out like a small floor detector.Applebloom nudges your flank as you explore the darkness with your rope. She sounds scared, looking back toward the entrance of this room.
>>30583032Test the current.Is it too strong to swim against?
>>30583032What did she see? Check.
>>30583032Ask her what's wrong.Also, drink some cool water. We've been adventuring for hours now and need to keep ourselves hydrated.
>>30583032Be still for a moment. Look back and be still.
>>30583044The current sounds absolutely thunderous. You can feel the spritz of the water below as it roars passed, smashing into the trench walls below.The mist pools around your ankles as thick as clouds.>>30583046You turn your head back over your shoulder, noticing a pair of red, glowing eyes at the entrance. Sweetie Belle grabs for Applebloom's cracked bat, readying it in her mouth. Having only a smoke bomb for protection, Scootaloo decides to help you search the floor for the pit.She says that she thinks she found a path.
>>30583090Trust the scoots and motion the CMC to follow her.
>>30583090Examine the purported path while you still have time. You're being followed.
>>30583090Throw the smokebomb, that should buy us some time. And See what Scoot has found
>>30583090proceed cautiously down the path
>>30583090>sonofabitch.jpgLet's slowly follow that path, be sure to tell the others a cockatrice is behind us.
>>30583090Follow Scoot's lead. Test the path first though.Tell the other crusaders not to look into the eyes and if all else fails, grab other each other and leap into the river ONLY AS A VERY LAST RESORT.
>>30583100>>30583101>>30583110>>30583109>>30583111You cautiously maneuver backwards towards Scoots barely audible voice. You gently bite onto Applebloom's tail. She bites on to Sweetie's as you back up, Scoots guiding you along. Suddenly, you feel your back leg plummet. Thankfully, because you were moving slow, you clip the side of the ledge. The girls in front of you are still backing up.
>>30583139stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop
>>30583139Slow and steady keeps us from dying. Make sure you test every step before putting weight down.
>>30583139Keep progressing, slow and steady.
>>30583139Tell them to stop. Tell them to move only when you're pulling; if they feel you slack, they should stop immediately.
>>30583150Second This
>>30583155>>30583158These.
>>30583148You flail your hooves into Applebloom's behind. She stops immediately, dropping Sweetie's tail. She asks what's wrong and you tell her that there's no path.Scootaloo immediately walks over to you, clearly standing on what seems to be a path. She says that you must have missed it somehow as she lifts you up. She places your rear over the path, though you fall through it. She feels that you're hanging on to the edge of the stony platform, the cold river water stinging your flank.Without much time to act, you need to formulate a gameplan.
>>30583184Hmm, I guess the mist is thick enough for pegasi to walk on. My, this leaves us in a bit of a pickle. Survey the area for the red eyes. We have to know how much time we have and if it's possible to search for another path across.
>>30583184Stupid peasus.Tell scoots you guys can't follow.
>>30583184A restricted path? Sneaky stuff...Check back. Don't make eye contact with anything that might be back there, but scan for the eyes.
>>30583184Maybe only pegasi can walk on it. Retarded, but plausible if this magic orb is to be protected. See if Scoots can't find the far end of the river, and something to tie the rope to. It never hurts to have a safety line.
>>30583223Hey, idea. Maybe we can get rid of the cockatrice by using Scootaloo as bait. We'll tell her to keep her eyes shut and just stand on the mist. Once the cockatrice gets close enough, it'll fall into the stream and be swept away by the current.Let's just pray it doesn't have darkvision.
>>30583184Tell her she is walking on clouds. Ask her if she can figure out how far across the pit is.
>>30583223You pull yourself up, saying that noone else can walk the 'path' because they're not pegasi. Scootaloo rolls her eyes, realizing that the mist is what's letting her walk across freely.You survey the area in the complete darkness. The eyes don't feel like they've moved, but they're larger. They blink as you look at the sides of them. You look toward the door and notice, from this angle, something is obstructing the light.
>>30583265Ask Sweetie Bell if she can get her horn to light up. Ask for one quick pulse.
>>30583254I don't know if we should take that risk. I mean, getting rid of the cockatrice would be immensely helpful, but a lot could go wrong.Ask the crusaders what they think.
>>30583285Want to second, but that would srely attract the cockatrice...
>>30583248>>30583259You ask Scoots to walk across the river pit and see if she can find actual solid ground. She walks a few feet over and kicks through some of the mist, feeling solid rock.She can't find anything to tie the rope to, however... it's too dark.
>>30583265Scoots, find the far side, quick. And bring the rope.
>>30583309Oh. Dangit. Maybe through the door?
>>30583265If we get cornered we're fucked. We have to rush it. Close our eyes and charge forward.
>>30583309Can the other three jump the gap?
>>30583265Scoot could distract the monster, tell her the plan to taunt the monster and trick it into falling into the river
>>30583319She leads the rope over to the door to check as you requested, but the door seems to be shut. She feels around, looking for anything to jam the crystal end into. She remarks that the rope seems to have snagged on something, but she can't see.The Cockatrice hisses as it cautiously approaches.
>>30583336I think this is our only shot.
>>30583333(It'd be a hell of a leap of faith; you don't know if the chasm changes width)
>>30583341Tell scoots to get the Cockathingie to go toward her, I don't think it will be able to realize what happened before being swept away
>>30583341No time to check where it's snagged for now. It seems the bait and switch plan is the only way.
>>30583336>>30583288>>30583254Tell Scootaloo to close her eyes and make a bunch of noise, preferably while she's standing on mist.
>>30583341Ready the crystal. The cockatrice's stare might be disrupted by the crystalline structure. Or even better, reflected back.
>>30583368No, give her the lantern, and tell her to run into the mist over the river, and taunt the monster
>>30583376The lantern isn't lit.
>>30583359>>30583348>>30583336You tell Scoots to attract the Cockathingie over to her so that it'll fall into the river. Applebloom leads you and Sweetie Belle out of the way very slowly and cautiously, testing each step to make sure that they don't go tumbling into the rapids themselves.Scootaloo starts singing an 80's song she heard Dash singing at one point in time. The Cockatrice shuts its eyes and screeches. Scootaloo sounds likes she's moving around a bunch, though it's impossible to see her.
>>30583388>>30583388Sing with her. Tell Sweetie to sing especially loudly.
>>30583388Huddle close and wait.
>>30583388Keep it up.
>>30583388Pray to whatever god ponies hold dear that Sweetie doesn't give you away, and that it doesn't bump into you.
>>30583388The cockatrice seems to be getting very angry. You watch the red eyes march over to Scootaloo's position. Suddenly, they vanish from sight.To your side, in the chasm, you hear something smash into the rocky wall below. It's barely audible and only lasts a moment. Scootaloo is laughing hysterically.
>>30583405No you idiot, that defeat the entire purpose of what we are trying to do.
>>30583388Stay quiet, and hope for the best...
>>30583415Huzzah!
>>30583415Victory! Party gains EXP.Now, to find out what the rope was snagged on.
>>30583417Obviously 80s music causes it great pain. Change the plan.
>>30583415Cute Mark Crusader Cockatrice Crushers! Yayyyyy!Let's retreat back to the fork in the path and see about relighting our lantern.
>>30583415Stand still for a moment and tell Scootaloo to hush. Remember, the Ursa still lurks back there.
>>30583415WOOHOO
>>30583427Did we make it to level two?Did we get some pants to equip?
>>30583415VICTOLY
>>30583439No, but we can wear hats At level 3
>>30583415Did we gain a level?Also, I guess we search around for other paths across the river, testing the water with our crystal.
>>30583439(You need 35 more experience points until you level up. At level up: Sweetie Belle will learn TELEPORT)
>>30583457You're a dirty liar. Sweetie can't use magic.
>>30583457Do we get roleplaying XP?
>>30583464(Awww... ya got me.)(Do you guys have a plan for how to advance? I see relight lantern in previous room, keep testing floor...)
So, what's next? What's our surrounding?
>>30583482Tell scoots to examine the door carefully.
>>30583482Find where the rope got caught. It could be the other half of the pathway.
>>30583482I'm really thinking we should get a source of light and SAVE.
>>30583485Your immediate surroundings are nearly pitch black. You can hear and feel the roar of the mighty river flowing to your side and see the faint glow of a pony constructed doorway across the mist.
Lets get that lantern back and lit, and give it to Scoot
>>30583482Yep, relight.Be sure Scoots comes with us though. Don't want her to get grabbed by a ghoulie.
>>30583493You ask Scoots to go and look at the door. She agrees and starts prodding around the edges. She says that she feels several different buttons around the outside edge of the door... but can't see what they say or what they do....should she press one?
No, tell her to examine the buttons, how many are there and do they say something?
>>30583517No, we need to be able to see what we are doing. Why am I the only person that wants to relight the lantern?
>>30583503>>30583513You tell everyone that you should all go back a room, out of the mist, and relight the lantern. The CMC agrees, seeing as the room is currently pitch black and unnavigable. As you exit the room, soaking wet from the mist, you pull out your stompstarter. It's dripping wet.
>>30583517Nope.Not without a light source so we can examine them first.Maybe you could cover or wall off the stompstarter from the mist to get it to light. Then light the candle.I don't recommend going back.
>>30583517FUCK NORELIGHT LAMPNOW.
>>30583517Tell her to try and feel if there's any markings on them.>>30583531It'll just go out again when you come back to the room.
>>30583532FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCan we dry it off?
>>30583540I assume the lantern has a door to protect it from wind and mist. The last candle lasted until it had completely melted.
>>30583535>>30583536>>30583540>Implying Sweetie's light potion would have come in REALLY handy right now>trollfaceGameMaster.png.tiff
>>30583553If that's the case, then yeah, go relight I suppose.>>30583560Well we didn't say CHUCK IT at the 'eyes'...
>>30583552You shake the stompstarter off to try and dry it. You don't have anything dry to wipe it off on and the stony floor doesn't seem to remove much water at all.
>>30583560>>30583532Yeah, well fuck you too.Pressing that button is almost guaranteed to lead to certain death. It's probably some sort of code or something. As much as I hate to say it, I think we may have to go the other way, if only to look for another light source.
>>30583560Leth has a point, you're the one that broke it.>>30583581Our none of our coats dry?
>>30583581Wipe it off on the Ursa Minor. It's dry, right?
>>30583593*AreAren't pulling all-nighters fun?
>>30583593He's trolling, he would have altered the game so that we wouldn't have a light source anyways. OP is going full Sierra on us and now I'm remembering why the games were so rage-inducing.
>>30583607tell me about it>>30583581Wipe it on your saddlebag.
>>30583593(Yeah, I was kind of a prick about that. Honestly, though; why wouldn't you have just kicked on a lantern instead of depending on the weak light of Sweetie's little potion, especially when you were trying to get a better look at something in the complete darkness?)(I'm still a prick, I know.)
>>30583607I've still got 75% of my caffeine store left. My second wind should be kicking in soon.
>>30583607 but jumping off chasms in a heroic way is too fun to pass by
>>30583621Yeah, okay, we fucked up. Can we just continue now?I say we take our chances with the left path because one of those door buttons might fry Scoots before our very eyes.
Ok, so we need a new light source. Lets go back to the fork and go left
I vote we head back, light the lantern with our other candle, head back, and have scoots look at the door closer.Then push a button.
>>30583638And if we can't make it very far in that direction, then maybe our gear will have dried off by then.
>>30583654We have no other candle, our first one melted and our firestarter is soaking wet.
>>30583659(*wink* *wink*)(Btw, anyone keeping track on what page were on?)
>>30583620Your saddlebag is completely soaked, just like you. You can feel that your normally bouncy hair is stuck to your forehead and ears. The other girls look around for something dry, but can't seem to find anything to dry the little device off on.>>30583600That's actually a pretty funny suggestion there, buddySweetie Belle suggests that the Ursa Minor's coat is dry. If you're extremely careful, you might be able to get away with drying it off on the massive, scary bear.Scootaloo thinks it's ballsy, but agrees. Anything is better than complete darkness. Applebloom is aversive to the idea, thinking it to be far too dangerous.
>>30583675Last thread hasn't died yet.
>>30583677Shall we chance one of the buttons then?
>>30583677NOTE: Always do the opposite of what Sweetie Belle says.Head left, while still keeping an eye out for nasty beasties.
>>30583677I thought we were in a position where we wouldn't be able to make it back to the Ursa Minor without crossing that chasm again.But if we can make it back, then why the hell not.>>30583690Let's not.
>>30583695lolThis, with each other holding each others tail, to keep from getting lost
>>30583638>>30583647>>30583659You decide to go a little further back to the fork in the path. You still hear the echo of the river filling the cave with it's eerie voice. Soaking wet, the 4 of you are shivering cold as you head down this other path, completely surrounded by darkness. You cannot see your hoof in front of your face.
>>30583690>>30583690Scoot's blood is on your hands then.I wonder if FacelessJr could write in psychological repercussions of seeing one of your closest friends getting fried right before your eyes.
>>30583710I don't suppose we can get Sweetie to make her horn glow?
>>30583710Can we see the goop on the other end of the chasm near the bear?
>>30583710Move forward. It's our only option. Better than chancing the buttons. Besides, the major will have a starry glow, so there's no risk of bumping into her accidentally.Be sure to feel the ground in front of you for chasms.
>>30583710Slow, calculated steps.
>>30583704The bear is actually sitting right in between the only normally navigable path and the chasm. You'd probably be able to wipe the stompstarter off on it's hind legs quick.... REALLY quick...>>30583705You continue into the darkness, unable to see anything. Each filly nibbles on the other's tail in order to keep themselves from getting lost.
>>30583746>The bear is actually sitting right in between the only normally navigable path and the chasm. You'd probably be able to wipe the stompstarter off on it's hind legs quick.... REALLY quick...It's either this or run into who knows what in the dark. I say we chance it. Just be ready to run.
>>30583763...We have no option, we're dead without light.
>>30583746Fuck you OP, I know you're trying to trick us. That thing would tear us to shreds in seconds.We head left. So far it's our best chance for survival.
>>30583746should you choose to take a shot at the Ursa, do it slowly and very, VERY softly
>>30583720You ask if, since Sweetie's a unicorn, if she can make her horn glow. She shakes her head; you can feel your tail pulled side to side as you lead on very carefully.>>30583731>>30583735You take very careful steps, but can feel the CMC pushing behind you ever so gently. The darkness seems to be scaring them a bit.You step on something mushy.
I was thinking we can get scoots, the agile one, to head over and get some of that goop on a stick or something for a really shitty torch.
>>30583774God damn it you're going to kill us...
>>30583779there's only danger if it wakes.
>>30583776Let's back up, I don't want to get eaten by some sort of ooze.
>>30583789Fine, we give. Lets dry the flamething on the bear
>>30583777(What would you use for a stick? Since the Cockatrice is gone, this COULD be a viable option... if she can navigate across the chasm path without light.)(Also, do you guys really want to chance the ursa? You still could...)
>>30583776Pick hoof up to noseSmell hoof
>>30583776What kind of mushy?Like, rotten fruit mushy or thick syrup mushy?
>>30583804A stalactite/mite
>>30583776>>30583776You really want us to risk drying our shit off with the ursa huh? Fine, but I demand that we get a free reload if it doesn't work.Also, what did we step in? Bear shit? If it's a monster slime, then I think I might have to take a bad end to hear how the fillies are enveloped, in rich detail if you don't mind
>>30583815you are holding your penis right now, aren't you
>>30583826No.but my cooch is getting hot. I might have to take a break. I usually don't stay up this late; it's having some weird effects on my psyche
>>30583808An extremely vulgar smell permeates your nostrils. You're on the verge of gagging, but definitely feel sick. You think you might have stepped on a rotten mushroom of some sort, but cannot see exactly what it is. You immediately start feeling ill.>>30583790After nearly puking, you back up the filly train to where you think the fork in the path is. You can see the starry glow of the ursa off in the distance as you reconsider Sweetie Belle's plan. You hand Scootaloo the stompstarter, asking her to quickly dry it off on the massive bear. You try to control your urge to throw up.She runs up to the massive bear, carefully wiping the device against the bears coat. It doesn't seem to notice her at all. Scootaloo whispers through the darkness that she thinks she's got it dried off.
>>30583867Welp, time to light that candle.
>>30583867Get her back here fast and light up our lantern. We might need to double time it to the water in order to wash off our hoof.
>>30583867Put some distance between you and the bear so the firestarter doesn't wake it. Also, take note of your health. We're probably fucked and inhaled some sort of lethal spore though.
>>30583867If she's already over there, ask her to get a rock and cover it in the good that's still on the ground.
>>30583880>>30583882Scootaloo rushes over to the group. She throws the starter down and gives it a smash, kicking up a small flame. It lights the candle with ease as you put it back in the lantern.You see what you've stepped in. A fungus looking mold is rapidly spreading up your leg. Applebloom panics, saying that it's Moldrot; you need to wash it off immediately.
>>30583912Run to riverDip arm in rover
>>30583912Fuck, run back to the river. Wash it off, but tell someone else to hold onto our tail so the current doesn't carry us away.
>>30583912Make sure the lantern door is shut and head for the river, quickly.
>>30583926River, I don't think Rover is around at the moment.
>>30583926The crusaders carry the light and get you to the river immediately. You can now see the raging rapids down below through the light of the covered lantern; they look far more treacherous than you imagined. There's a group of pointy rocks sticking up in the water. You see feathers stuck to the wall down stream; the water seems to be flushing out of a very small hole.You can't reach the water, but the spray is able to get some of the spore off.
>>30583951Get Scootaloo to manipulate that mist a little bit. She's a pegasus; she should be able to do this sort of thing. Make it work a bit harder to get the rest of the mold off.
>>30583951Look for small pools around, there has to be some.Splash arm with water.
>>30583951Tell someone to grab our tail and lower us so we can fully wash it off.That thing sounds like a death sentence. Afterwards we can look at the door again.
>>30583971If this doesn't work, then tie the rope around us like a harness and have the rest of them dunk us in the water.
>>30583974>suddenly realize mold has mutated us and caused us to grow arms>Lyra suddenly our best friend.
>>30583974You search the floor for a small pool of water. You're lucky enough to see one small basin by the river's edge.Quickly, you scrub the remaining mushroom spores from your hoof. Though you still feel ill, the crawling mold is no longer scaling your leg.The room looks a lot more brilliant now that it is lit. you can see that the chasm has no safe connection point, but a pillar stands up across the room. It looks like it could fall at any moment.
>>30584003Shove pillar over to create a bridge.
>>30584003Check out the buttons on that door before you do anything else.
>>30584003Team up with Applebloom and use your earth pony retard strength to knock it down and make a bridge.
>>30584013You ask Scootaloo to wander up to the buttons and see what they say. With torch in mouth, she looks at a series of seven different buttons arranged in the shape of the Orion constellation. Each one has an odd symbol on it, something that she can't describe.She asks you if you want her to try and press any of them or if she should wait until you can come over for a better look.>>30584030>>30584011(It's on the other side of the chasm)
>>30584003See if there is another pool where we can wash our face off/wash out our nose.We inhaled that stuff and now it's growing inside us.
>>30584040Toss scoots rope, tell her to tie it to the pillarToss rope backPull down pillar
>>30584040...Ask Scootaloo to knock it over with her pegasus pony retard strength?
>>30584040Get Scootaloo to walk the mists over to the other side of the chasm and rig the rope around the pillar. Then pull it down.
>>30584046Oh fuck, you're right.Shit, might as well reload. Better to do it now than to die suddenly when we're almost done with the quest.Tell Applebloom we're concerned, she seems to know a lot about it.
>>30584049>>30584062Scootaloo nods, walking away from the buttons. You toss her a loop of the rope. In a flash, she ties a hokey knot around the pillar.She looks up to the ceiling, noticing that cracks run around the pillar's top. She lets you know about them before cinching the knot tight.>>30584046(God, wouldn't that just be TERRIBLE if I were that cruel? How would you clean out your lungs?)
>>30584080Maybe time for Cutie Mark Crusader Zecora Botherers?
>>30584090Go ahead and pull the pillar. We are not worried.
>>30584090Grab rope with applebloom, commence pulling.
>>30584090I am wanting to believe you aren't this big an asshole, but I just can't.Let's pull that pillar down.
>>30584092That would take far too much time. Besides, who knows if it's even curable. Zecora might just give us a sleeping draught so we don't feel the agonizing pain of being eaten from the inside out.
>>30584096>>30584099With the help of Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, the three of you are able to loose the pillar from its base and send it crashing down over the chasm. The ceiling above the pillar leaks profusely, dripping a thick, bluish goop. Scootaloo comments about how weird it is, but doesn't question it any further.Seeing a path, you instinctively follow it on over to get a good look at the door. The symbols look like nothing you've ever seen before... the each have different colored horseshoes upon them.
>>30584126Push the green one.
>>30584126Does the bluish goop appear harmless?
>>30584126What colors are shown?
>>30584126Fuck that, check out the blue goop and see if it forms into a predatory blob.Other than that, I say to push the horseshoes in order from longest wavelength to shortest, like a rainbow.
>>30584147It pools up in the remainder of the pillar base. It doesn't glow, but you notice that it is turning the exposed pillar a yellowish color (from an off-white).>>30584152There are seven colors; violet, orange, red, blue, yellow, and green.>>30584138(This?)>>30584153(Or this?)
>>30584169(The seventh color is one that cannot be seen; oxygen)It is purple/indigo.
>>30584169Don't touch the liquid. Could be corrosive.>>30584153thiiiiis
>>30584169Great, so it's caustic.Let's push some buttons!
>>30584153Let's try this.
>>30584169Assuming that pillar is some sort of marble, a yellow color would indicate high alkalinity. Stay the fuck away, that shit will fuck you up.Push red, then orange, yellow, green, blue, violet. What other pattern could it be?
Meanwhile, in the Tomb of Horrors.
Push the buttons from red to purple, rainbow order.
>>30584191Alphabetical?
>>30584196At least it's not Undermountain, right? And there aren't any spheres of nullification floating around. Yet.
>>30584191could be reverse spectrum
>>30584184>>30584188You push the buttons in the order of the rainbow. With a great quaking noise, you watch the door in front of you ooze a brilliant blue liquid. Smoke arises from the door only inches from your face.
>>30584203The spectrum doesn't care what you call it, a certain wavelength will always be a certain color.I still say regular spectrum.
>>30584191(Very good; that was my implication exactly)
>>30584222Let's back up, get out from in front of the door, and see what happens.
>>30584222Stand the fuck back.
>>30584222oh god, it's a TRAPback off onto the bridge
>>30584222Uhh, back away and hope the door melts.
>>30584235Bridge has probably melted by now.If the blue liquid keeps coming at us, we'll have to take our chances with the rapids.
>>30584229>>30584232>>30584235>>30584236You stand back from the door and watch it ooze. Overhead, you hear what sounds like gears turning. As they do, the spot above the pillar starts to leak the deeper blue hue of liquid through the cracks. It starts to rapidly melt away the ceiling, causing more of the ooze to dribble down.The door seems to be melting, but so does everything else.
>>30584254"WHO BUILDS THIS THINGS?"
>>30584254Whelp, wait as long as possible before the ceiling collapses, then charge through the door before you get smothered in the stuff.The bridge is fucked, and the river = death. So only way is forward.
>>30584254As soon as enough of the door clears, jump through. Then, make a pony bridge across the doorway so that no one melts.
>>30584265second
>>30584265This, I guess.
>>30584254Fuck, bad end huh?Wiggle the bridge to see if it won't crumble instantly. It it holds, try to run across, better to get blue shit on our hooves than be drenched in the stuff. If the bridge crumbles, tell everyone to hold onto each other and pray that we're luckier than our friend the cockatrice.
>>30584277It's not a bad end until we hit the Game Over screen. We fight to the bitter end.
>>30584261You let out a common sentiment among the CMC as you all seem to say this phrase at the exact same time.>>30584264>>30584265>>30584272>>30584274You watch the door sink into the ground, but a curtain of blue goop moves toward the doors rapidly. Scootaloo looks around and offers a way back; seeing that the bridge has fallen into the rapids, she stretches herself over the chasm, laying on the mist.She tells you all to run across her quick to safety. The water should keep the goo from getting you guys. Sorry, I had to help a little...
>>30584306It's our only hope.Retreat across the chasm.
>>30584306Let's do this.
>>30584306So no way but back, then. Over the Scootabridge, I guess.
>>30584306Run over that flightless filly
>>30584306I guess we do that.Gently though. She's gonna sacrifice herself, huh? If she dies I demand a reload. No man left behind
>>30584312>>30584316>>30584318You use Scootaloo as a bridge back across. One by one, you, Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle high tail it across Scoot's back and onto the safe side of the chasm. The ceiling finally fails, drenching the floor in the sticky, burning gel. Most of it washes into the river, splashing up into the mist. Ahead, through the melted door, you see an orb sitting on an altar.
>>30584339Head back over scootaloser to get the orb, since the goop is gone.Thank her for her assistance.
>>30584339Pull her up and wait for the goop to disperse, then head back across.
>>30584339Time to collect your prize!BUT WAITTHERE MAY STILL BE TRAPS AHEADso go slowly
>>30584339I bet it's still booby trapped. do we have anything to check to see if it is?
>>30584349This is most respectful towards the Scootabridge.
>>30584349>>30584344The floor is still drenched in the goop. The mist has taken on a glimmering blue shine as well... it hasn't reached you yet, but it is spreading.
>>30584357Have Applebloom made a lasso, and ask if she can reach if from where you are.
>>30584354we still have the rope and crystal, I think>>30584357We're probably going to have to risk our hooves and push ahead if the goop doesn't hurry up and dribble off.
>>30584357Aww damn it, I don't suppose we can retreat and wait this out?
>>30584357You know what, fuck this. That orb probably has some sort of dark magic curse on it. It was hidden away and trapped beyond gallons of instant-dissolve gel. I hate to say it, but some things are best left forgotten. We found it, but there's a limit to how much we can risk.
>>30584357What items do we have? Is there anything we can throw at the goop to kill it?
>>30584391>kill>implying it's alivecaptcha: Fctory 13
>>30584374>>30584390You almost died 4-5 times just trying to prove yourself to the crusaders. Are you really going to just go home now?
>>30584390Bring this up with the CMC, maybe we have done enough to earn our place in the group.>>30584397>implying it's not
>>30584402I don't see why not. We killed a cockatrice, snuck past a bear, SAVED THEIR LIVES... I think that's enough adventure for one day.
>>30584391(Applebloom still has apples and her bat)(Sweetie Belle doesn't have anything left on her)(Scootaloo has her smokebomb and cape)(Raisin, you, have your rope and crystal, a lantern, and your firestarter)
>>30584414Don't pussy out, if we can survive that, goop should be no problem
>>30584417How far away is that orb? Is it too far to lasso?
>>30584417You know what, try lighting the goop on fire.
>>30584402I suppose we have one more reload huh? I guess we ask Applebloom to try to lasso it. If she misses, the rope will probably be dissolved, so she only has one shot.
Other option is to take the crystal and see how it reacts to the goo.
>>30584419I don't think you realize how deadly high-alkaline substances are. They dissolve you, fast and painfully. They leave permanent scars if they're not washed off immediately. One false move here and we'll be crusader soup.
>>30584422Unfortunately, as you look at the rope and the crystal orb, even if you could lasso it, you'd pull it through the goop and possibly destroy it.>>30584428(You still have your lantern... if it IS flammable... well, you could find out by opening the guard on your flame)
>>30584436But they reactive to a base, right? basic science.Maybe we can dissolve the stuff away
>>30584443It'd have to be close-contact though in order to keep the candle lit... I'd rather not try
>>30584443Is the goop still coming from the ceiling?I still suggest seeing what the crystal does in contact with the goo.
>>30584436high-alkaline IS basic. You need strong acids to neutralize it. Besides, it's probably magic anyway.
>>30584464>I hated chemistryAlso, we didnt check out the left path, maybe somethign there will help us
Now that we have a source of light we could always go check out that other room. We would keep a safe distance, of course.
>>30584462(The goop isn't coming from the ceiling anymore, but you still can't access the orb. There's too much of this odd goop in the way).(I know I'm being a cock right now... try throwing apples at it
>>30584473Hey, that's right.We should hurry before the candle goes out.>>30584483Apples are acidic. I was just about to suggest this.
>>30584483 Throw Applebloom into the goop
>>30584483Let's not throw apples at it.
>>30584489>>30584483Apples aren't THAT acidic. Lemons have a pH of around 3-4.This shit seems like pH 14. We'd need gallons of hydrochloric acid to do anything.,But hey, let's listen to the DM. Chuck apples at it.
>>30584483I am liking how your quest requires that we take ranks in Knowledge: Geology and Knowledge: Chemistry. This is a nice change of pace from Pony Quest and Spaghetti Quest, or whatever the hell that other one was called.
>>30584523FacelessJr runs educated games for educated people.
I know you guys are curious about that other path, but I don't want to throw you for a loop. The next pony episode is going to be starting in 2 hours>>30584489>>30584513In a fit of desperation, you take some of Applebloom's apples and start throwing them at the goop. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are confused while Applebloom is legitimately upset about it. As the delicious food gets absorbed into the goop, the stuff appears to turn into water and run off into the river channel.Your throwing has created a straight path to the orb chamber.
>>30584545Go on then! Go on!
>>30584545Apples are magic bitch, Lets get the orbCheck for traps, first
>>30584545Head into the room with the orb, using Scootaloo as a bridge again.
>>30584545It's okay, I'm balls tired anyways. I don't usually stay up so late. Maybe we can save the second path for another time or just give us a quick summary after we finish. I am curious if it led to more than just instant death.Anyways, walk cautiously down the center and claim thy prize!
>>30584562But be careful.
>>30584523(Yeah, I noticed those guys didn't have a very contained structure for their stories, either. They weren't control freak sadists like I tend to be.I like jumping into the other quests, though. I tend to inject a whole bunch of retarded ideas into them that get the story going a bit.)
>>30584579P.Q. had more of a "do whatever you want as long as there isn't any outright or implied fucking" and the other guy was able to take every suggestion without screwing up the story too badly. He was a true master GM.
>>30584579Nah, I mean, a serious risky death adventure kind of contrasts with the lighthearted happiness that is ponies.It's just refreshing to have an element of danger injected into things. That, or I've been playing too much Dark Souls lately.
>>30584619It's likely both.
>>30584562>>30584571>>30584574>>30584577You use Scootaloo as a makeshift bridge again. You accidentally step on her head; she bops you for it when you're all on the other side of the chasm. You take care not to touch any of the extremely caustic jelly; you roll a few apples into the doorway to clear it up.Finally, after all of your questing, you've successfully found the mystic orb, the Orion Crystal, that Cheerilee was teaching about in class. The CMC marvel at the stormy sphere; it appears to contain a hurricane within it. All around on the floor are star patterns with Orion marked out in red.You keep your distance, all of you mesmerized by the intense crystal.
>>30584625Let's check for traps, tell the others to be careful because there might be more goop waiting to fall on our heads.
>>30584625Stare into crystal.Obtain dark knowledge.
>>30584625Look up. Look down. Look left. Look right.Turn the world magenta
>>30584625...This is where that box of gems at the beginning would have come in handy, wouldn't it? I can almost bet that the sphere is sitting on a pressure plate trap.
>>30584656We still have the crystal.
>>30584640As you mention that you should keep your heads up, you see a clear floor above containing a mass amount of the goop overhead. There seems to be a small, pointy ended hammer connected by wires to the floor positioned right above the orb.
>>30584656http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pNlMgH2p-YLets end this with style
>>30584671Investigate for triggers. Alternately, lasso the orb and drag it the fuck outta dodge.
>>30584671I suppose just taking the crystal would be a bad idea then
>>30584671Examine the hammer more closely.
>>30584671Pull and Indy with our crystal. If not, then just see if you can activate the orb while on its pedestal.
>>30584687You get Applebloom to tie a lasso into the free end of your rope, but it doesn't look like it'll be of much help. The Orb is caged and secured to the altar; if you were standing right next to it, it's highly unlikely you'd be able to even physically touch it.>>30584689The hammer has a spiky tip and seems to be pulled up toward the ceiling when triggered. Something must release a weight behind the wall and pull the hammer through the ceiling above, causing the alkaline goop to drip on down.
>>30584689Let's also examine the floor, do we see anything that looks like pressure plates?
>>30584722Does it look like we would be able to remove the hammer?
>>30584722How sturdy does that hammer hinge look? It's been up there for a long time, hasn't it?
>>30584722How is the hammer affixed to the supports?
>>30584722Lasso down the hammer.
>>30584726The floor seems to be made entirely of pressure plates covered with constellations.>>30584736>>30584739The hammer doesn't look like it's held in by much, but dicking with it might cause it to activate. You mull over the thought of destroying it when you see Scootaloo reaching a hoof out towards one of the floor plates. She says that they might as well try to get to the orb.
>>30584758Bad idea, it probably has a failsafe.
>>30584764STOP HERCheck for an Orion constellation platePush that one
>>30584764STOP HER. Tailbite like Applejack.
>>30584764Stop that suicidal filly.
>>30584764Is she slow in the head or something? Stop her!
>>30584778>>30584776You give Scootaloo an ol' fashion AJ tailbite and pull her back to safety. You mention that it's called Orion's Crystal, so keeping to Orion constellation plates would probably be safest.You reach out and push one. You watch the hammer up above wiggle a little bit and hear a click, but nothing happens.
>>30584803Push ALL the Orion buttonsLike a Twister gameOnly easier
>>30584803Continue following the Orion tiles.In sequence. Don't skip any.
>>30584764OOOH NO YOU DON'TWe aren't wasting a reload.Fuck, I wish we had Twilight with us, there's probably some pattern to it all.Orion is our best bet, but then again, he is the Hunter. What did he hunt? Pegasus?I'm also tempted to suggest ursa major and ursa minor, but hey probably moved into this cave long after it was abandoned. Gently press on an orion plate I guess, but be ready to bolt.
>>30584803Have the others tie the rope around you. If something goes wrong, have them yank you like a fisherpony netting a fish. Continue along the Orion plates.
>>30584803Let's SAVE and press the Orion plates.
>>30584803Orion plates it is.Tell Scoots to reach the ones that are far from each other. Otherwise, step on each one. Don't step on the same one twice though, it might be a puzzle.
>>30584818>>30584810>>30584826As you creep along each Orion plate, Sweetie Belle follows close behind, mirroring your steps. She says that she can probably help with getting the orb off the altar.Each Orion plate causes a slightly more violent reaction with the hammer, followed by a click.
>>30584859...How many apples do we have left?
>>30584859Worrisome, but this is our best course of action. Continue.
>>30584859Keep going.
>>30584859Tell Sweetie that it is your trial, she can help when you're finished. Besides, she'll probably think mistake Gemini for Orion and fuck everything up anyways.
>>30584819(Damn, that actually sounds pretty cool. Had I have been planning a story, that would have been downright awesome to include. If I ever make a text adventure game, I'm going to include hardass puzzles like that... with a punishment of death)
>>30584859I'm getting a bad feeling, but let's continue.
>>30584889Incorporate something like that into a future adventure.And you will be writing more adventures. You're having too much fun, huh? I know I am. You're probably the only DM outside of /tg/ who's willing to let his players fail, and it's fucking awesome.
>>30584866>>30584870You continue along the Orion tiles, letting them lead you closer to the intricate orb altar. As you tap the last Orion tile, you see the hammer stress all the way back and start to hear a ticking noise. It continues as you step off the final tile. Sweetie follows you up the non-booby trapped ground to the altar face.You see a set of small holes evenly spaced and close together. Sweetie Belle scratches her chin, unsure of what could possibly go in any of these tiny holes.>>30584865You have just a few apples left, but Applebloom is cheering you on from the doorway.
>>30584889Don't do complicated stuff late at night mangI can't think straight right now.
>>30584930What are the holes shaped like? Pins? Spheres? Squares?
>>30584930FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.The GEMSTONES FROM THAT GODDAMN JEWELRY BOX! I FUCKING KNEW IT.
>>30584930Aww crud we are on a timer now. I bet we needed those gems from the start, didn't we?
>>30584930...the gems
>>30584949You examine the holes closer. They appear to be long, empty cylinders, circular in shape. None of your current items look like a good match...
>>30584930It's there fucking gems from the beginning isn't it?Well shit. Fuck me in the ass and call me a bitch.Try inserting our crystal in one? There's no way it can be salvageable unless we're going down the left path. I bet Spike already found and ate them, the fat fuck.
>>30584969Well the hammer up there is ticking, right?I think maybe it's time to just make a break for it.Uhh, kick the pedestal?
>>30584970>I bet Spike already found and ate them, the fat fuck.(Laughed so fucking hard)
>>30584969Can we tie down the hammer?
>>30584969um... try sticking the stems of the remaining apples in the holes
Welp, game over folks! Because we failed to be pack-ratty enough, all our trials and tribulations were for naught! And once we bail, the hammer is gonna crack the ceiling, melting the orb and robbing us of our dark prophecies.
>>30584994In a last ditch effort, you take the apples you had remaining and try jamming the stems in the holes. Only one stem seems long enough to hit the switch in the bottom of one hole.Sweetie takes another look over the holes."You know, a comb would fit perfectly in there, I bet."
>>30584969Can Sweetie Bell fit her horn through any of the holes?
>>30584970>>30584969>>30584957>>30584930Now I remember why I HATED King's Quest.
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>>30585028Let's hit that switch!
>>30585028See if Sweetie's horn fits
>>30585028Gee, that would have been good to know at the fucking beginning. Honestly who the hell picks a comb over useful utilities?Maybe Rarity, but still.
>>30585028We ain't got a comb!Let's get outta here before the ceiling comes down on us.
>>30584998(Well, not necessarily for naught. It's the journey, not the destination, that's important. You went through life endangering tribulations and proved yourself to the CMC. You're guaranteed to be an official member now; you made some awesome friends.Although, you may never be able to see your future...)
>>30585056We still have to escape the blue shit and sneak back past the ursa.
>>30585056Outside of normal methods, anyway. One minute, hour, and day at a time.
>>30585056And we got some XP from the cockatrice.
>>30585056Well if we have proved ourselfs to them and can't use that stem to hit the switch, then let's GTFO.
>>30585056Damn OP, you just went full Sierra.Thank you, and fuck you.I'd still like to know what's down the Moldrot path.
>>30585052Realizing that there's no way to unlock the altar because you don't have a comb to use as the key, you jump down from the altar and shout 'RUN!!' The ticking just concludes; the hammer smashes into the ceiling up above. Sweetie runs through the door and follows you across the Scootabridge.You race towards the entrance of the cave, lantern in Scootaloo's mouth. As you run, you notice that the Ursa is gone; the path is open.As you round the corner to the entrance, a pair of crystal red eyes glimmer on the left wall. You ignore them, booking it toward the sunlight.I'll probably be wrapping up this quest really quick here; if there's any questions or comments, I'd love to hear/answer them
>>30585056Feh.I think I'll duck out here. Gotta get prepped for the upcoming stream in 50 minutes.
>>30585118Well, excellent then. Raisin proves her worth, CMC's impressed, everyone's happy, good end. I feel accomplished.'Twas fun.
>>30585118How did we run over the partially destroyed ledge?
>>30585133>And then they got eaten by a drop bear
>>30585118>>30585118What was down the other path, just curious.Otherwise, this was some good shit. I'd really like to do it again in the future. The Crusaders are awesome for choose your own adventures, especially since they have a penchant for foolishly diving into dangerous situations.
>>30585118That was fun, I need to join in the next time you do this
>>30585141We used our Scootabridge.
>>30585141Ursa decided to move. The way was clear.
>>30585133(Glad you enjoyed it! I can't believe we just quested for nearly 8 hours...holy god... But.. I had GREAT fun! Everything turned out good and you guys got a [GOOD END]. Not [BEST END], but then again... I mean, I was being Sierra from square 1, so I don't blame you guys. You didn't have the guide)
>>30585150And they can't just 'lolmagic' out of things.>>30585157Oh right. I was picturing the room laid out differently.
>>30585118I have a question about your first quest, the one with the giant scorpion and the murdered Diamond Dog. Were we playing as a human or a pony?
>>30585158So, we need an epilogue.We make it outside the cave. What do we see?
>>30585170Human. Thus the distrust that allowed us to be taken captive by the diamond dogs in the first place.
>>30585170Human who almost went berserk when we found out we were going to be sold to a Medusa and Twilight would be slaved to death.
>>30585150The other path contained a poison mushroom grove and an Ursa Major at the end. She had some interesting treasure in her den, but nothing that would have been considered helpful>Raisin, after proving her worth and helping the CMC through one of their most dangerous quests ever, became an official member. Here's a pic of her as a beta design just for kicks.
>>30585176Sunlight. Everyone's worried sick about where we are. We get grounded for 6 months.
>>30585179>>30585189He should rerun that quest for us if he ever gets the chance. There aren't enough hack'n'slash quests set in Equestria.
>>30585196Sweet, I'll be looking forward to the next one. Hopefully with the same character.
>>30585196Can the next one still be with Raisin?I think we can keep developing this character.Plus a running addition would be awesome. Great success being useful in the next quest?Hell yeah.
>>30585211Well, it would have been, but killing would have only given us an auto bad end.Besides, this was before OP went full Sierra on us.
>>30585196Now you're imagining her other ending>>30581803CMC have bad day too...
>>30585244How would killing have given us an auto bad end?
>>30585170>>30585179>>30585189Human, as these guys said. That one got kinda... yeah. I was a little drunk when I started that one. It was getting pretty decent, but... well, you know.Shit happened and shit.>>30585176You escape the dark, muggy Ursa cave. You're greeted by the creepy Everfree forest, though the rising sun lights your way back to Ponyville easily. The CMC laugh together with you as you tear off to Fluttershy's cottage, not believing the horrifically dangerous quest you just went on and barely survived.They formally invite you to be a CMC; for a little kid, you're a badass. To not be in their secret club would be an absolute shame.Raisin ended up making 3 new friends she held on to for life... though she always wonders, from that moment on...What would she have seen in that sphere?
>>30585261Wouldn't be much of cutie mark crusader if you knew what your future held, now would ya?
>>30585261From the sounds of it, you need to get drunk and rerun it. I would play.
>>30585236>>30585223Sure, we can develop her further if you guys want to. That's actually be pretty fun.Another Sierra scenario, or should I be nicer next time?
>>30585291Up to youmissing stuff bothers me, but it just makes is think harder for next time
>>30585280Hell, if you guys really want to, I could try and actually flesh out a real scenario instead of just aimlessly wandering through a narrative. I'm pretty damn decent at writing stories... given time.Just gonna say this; you guys are awesome. This is the most fun I've had all week besides making a fuck ton of money. God DAMN that felt good.
>>30585179>>30585189There isn't anywhere I could go to read this, is there? Or would I just have to dig through the archives?
>>30585329Not at the moment, unfortunately. I didn't compile it into anything at all yet, much like this story.For the most part, you're probably gonna have to archive dive.
>>30585345What date did this happen on? And do I go through the 4chan archive, or is there a separate archive for pony threads?
Well stillThis was awesome JrCan we dick around a bit more? We've got 30 mins till ponyCan we head home after saying goodbye to the CMC and try to sneak back into our room without being noticed?
>>30585381>Step on pressure plat under welcome mat>Caustic goop everywhere
>>30585367I'm actually not sure what the archive diving will entail; I've never ventured into that satanic territory. There is a separate pony archive, though. That I know.You'll probably have to look to last week, Monday. I think that's when I did the second human one. Alternatively, I could just actually write the stories up as I remember them sometime... but, more than likely, your best bet is the archives.Happy hunting; search my name to make it easier.
>>30585381I've gotta find a stream, but sure, I could keep running our story with Raisin. After all, she does have to try and sneak back in before her parents notice that she's missing...
>>30585441You can try squeezing into http://www.livestream.com/coponytimeYou'll have to try a few times, I imagine, it's rather full
>>30585418Would that separate pony archive be at the same place as the general thread locator?
>>30585455(Ah, I think I found a Ponychan stream... guh, I'll just suffer the bronies for a few minutes.)You leave the small group at Fluttershy's cottage, amazed that you're still alive. As you trot back into Ponyville, you notice a lot of the adults are already up and about. Surely, you reckon, if they see you, everyone's gonna know that you were out the night previous.How will you proceed through town? Are you going to attempt to be sneaky, or just act casual?
>>30585536Casual.You're totally are just getting your exercise before watching My Little Humans.
>>30585536Act casual. Nothing is more suspicious than acting like you've got something to hide.
>>30585536Casual
>>30585552>>30585558You decide to play it cool; though you're dirty as a frog from the swamp, you're pretty sure you can play it off as a morning jog gone wrong.You pass your first adult. They don't so much as notice you, what with you being all super casual and all. As you pass the next adult... Berry...She looks you over closely, noticing that you're absolutely filthy. She stops you in your tracks, wondering why.
>>30585594Went for a run, fell in some mud.
>>30585594I slipped in a puddle.Say hi to Ruby for me! (while walking quickly away)
>>30585607>>30585611She stops you from power-trotting away."Fell in some mud? And what, rolled in it too? You're absolutely filthy, Raisin! Does your mother know you've been out this morning? I thought you watched My Little Human on Saturday..." She goes on and on, chastising you for, apparently, being filthy. It eventually ends with her offering to give you a bath before you get home.
>>30585655It's okay Berry, really, I can make it back. My house is just a few blocks away.Thanks anyway!
>>30585655Thanks but no thanks, don't want to miss the show.
>>30585680>>30585690She gives you a peculiar look and turns you loose."Tell your grandma Prune that her punch is ready for pickup."You trot away, barely evading her motherly hospitality. You start to feel kind of bad for Ruby; she must always get babied like this.You make a break for the back door of your house... though you immediately notice a problem. The back door seems to have been either recently opened or left opened from the night previous. Your parents could already be in the kitchen, getting their coffee. Seeing as they always wake up before you and not seeing you leave your room, this could be a problem.Take your chances or explore around the house a bit?
>>30585761The longer you delay, the more likely they are to be awake. Peek in, and if it's clear, make a break for it.
>>30585761Break for it.Also >pony time
>>30585825You peek in through the crack in the door. You don't immediately notice either parent; by a stroke of chance, it turns out you must have just left the door open from the night previous.You zip on in, but immediately hear the calm, collected voice of your dad. "Raisin... there you are. When did you go outside?"You keep sneaking by, pretending like he didn't see you. He just shakes his head. "Fillies..."You sneak into bed before your mom figures out you were gone; though you feel like sleeping, you're eyes can't stay shut. The thrill of new friends and adventure is overwhelming. You lay awake, wondering what the new day will bring.
>>30585930Go watch the episode of My Little Human. Take a bath. Mission complete.
>>30585930>>30586018Seconded. HAHA TIME FOR HUMANS
