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MLP GENERAL Monochromatic, /co/lorless /d/eviant 10/15/11(Sat)00:30 No.30577208

NEW EPISODE IN A MATTER OF HOURS!

Anyway, If the ponies were spiders, how would equestria be different?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:32 No.30577252 >>30577208 Arachnestia

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)00:32 No.30577256 File1318653132.png-(80 KB, 564x512, FLIP AND SHIP WITH MY DICK IN (...).png) It would be sort of like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG5kFH1ZljE

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:32 No.30577260 >another namefag fuck off and spiders would mean less friendship because spiders have no friends like us

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:32 No.30577266 pony should fist pony

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)00:32 No.30577268 >>30577208 My topic was better. And Equestria would be dead, because an overbearing lord with a hatred for arachnids would have smashed it with an omniscient shoe.

>>	Goretastic 10/15/11(Sat)00:32 No.30577274 File1318653175.png-(708 KB, 1536x952, 1318062547366.png) >spiders Well, they'd still be adorable.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:32 No.30577275 File1318653175.png-(31 KB, 800x945, 69486 - Adventure_Time artist (...).png) >>30577260 newfag detected

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:33 No.30577291 File1318653211.jpg-(144 KB, 422x422, violineessmallcuzurbutttears.jpg) >>30577268

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:33 No.30577296 So it's been decided that Twilight's mane smells like old books and lavender I'm OK with this

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:33 No.30577299 >>30577275 >newfag Yeah no, you should go back here >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:34 No.30577317 >>30577260 >>30577260 that's not true ;___; the spiders are all my friends

>>	Monochromatic, /co/lorless /d/eviant 10/15/11(Sat)00:34 No.30577320 Taking color requests! >>30577260 I've been here for a while, where have you been?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:34 No.30577328 >>30577299 ha ha no how about you recognise namefags who have been in the threads for almost half a year

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)00:35 No.30577342 File1318653323.png-(151 KB, 512x512, Derpy With A Knife Sketch Disc(...).png) >>30577320 I bet I have lots, let's see...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:35 No.30577358 If you are looking to do a bit of Questing, it's all happening back in the old thread.

>>	Monochromatic, /co/lorless /d/eviant 10/15/11(Sat)00:36 No.30577368 >>30577342 >that face I lost my shit, picked it back up, and lost it again

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:36 No.30577380 Previous thread, for those just arriving. >>30574306

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)00:36 No.30577381 File1318653394.jpg-(65 KB, 900x576, 1316856354994.jpg) >>30577320 Color this, and I will love you forever.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:36 No.30577387 File1318653400.gif-(49 KB, 650x700, boop.gif) sillydark is the best -dark

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:36 No.30577395 File1318653417.png-(163 KB, 420x408, 131864506498.png) >Gonna try fapping to ponies Well did it, I guess that makes me a furry or maybe omni-sexual to things in the female shape. I didn't ask for this.

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)00:37 No.30577398 File1318653421.png-(149 KB, 800x694, Cosmo OC Pony V Jailbait Sketc(...).png) >>30577368 Derpy + Disco = excellent. If no one else has any requests I've got tons.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:37 No.30577421

>>30577296
That's odd. Last time I checked Twilight Sparkle is a fictional character in a cartoon made by Hasbro aimed at young girls in order to sell plastic toys.

I don't think her mane has a smell at all. In fact, I think it's odd that you're trying to figure out what the hair on a fictional horse smells like.

If Twilight Sparkle WERE a real horse, and not a character in a show for young girls, her mane would probably smell much like the rest of the average horse - Sweat, urine, manure, and feed.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:37 No.30577422 >>30577395 Cool. Now go to FiMchan and never come back here with that disgusting shit.

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)00:37 No.30577424 File1318653476.png-(174 KB, 704x640, HEY KIDS, YOU LIKE VIDEO G(...).png) >>30577387 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVRmJrDosMA

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577425 File1318653481.jpg-(18 KB, 464x354, Frodo_Inspects_The_Ring.jpg) I've asked this before, but since we have more posters now, it's time to ask it again. The One Ring winds up in Ponyville. What happens?

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577428 >>30577395 It's okay son, I still love you I'll just have to resent your existence from now on is all

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577431 >>30577395 >Female shape They have long eyelashes, and that's about it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577434 >>30577395 so did you cum

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577437 >>30577395 >implying you weren't asking for it the second you came on the internet

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577440 File1318653501.png-(743 KB, 2338x1700, 100%.png) >>30577320 Can you please do this.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577455 >>30577395 >omni-sexual Has anyone made a Jack Harkness pony yet?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577463 >>30577425 It ends up on Twilight's horn

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577464 >>30577395 Well, acceptance is the first step to recovery.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:38 No.30577465 >>30577431 Duh, what part do you look at to determine females?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:39 No.30577473 >>30577425 Nothing, because no-one can fit it onto their hooves.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:39 No.30577495 >>30577473 The Ring grows or shrinks to fit its Bearer. It would swell until a pony could get it around their hoof.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:40 No.30577501 >>30577425 Spike must take it to Mordor. Pinkie Pie is Tom Bombadil.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:40 No.30577506 >>30577440 what game is that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:40 No.30577511 >>30577473 They could wear it on their horns.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:40 No.30577529 >>30577465 Tits.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:41 No.30577536 >>30577431 Vaginas also.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:41 No.30577553 >>30577465 Genetic material

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:41 No.30577556 File1318653704.gif-(1.79 MB, 560x315, BasementDwellerOutside.gif) >Everyone in these threads

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:41 No.30577559 >>30577536 marshmallow vaginas

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:41 No.30577561 File1318653711.jpg-(12 KB, 350x197, MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.jpg) >>30577463 >mfw I can imagine this happening because of a freak accident

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:42 No.30577568 File1318653728.png-(398 KB, 614x800, tumblr_lt3b09woIr1qm9jfao1_128(...).png) Seems CT finished their picture, and it's another emulation.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:42 No.30577578 >>30577506 Saints Row 2 and Dead Rising 2

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:42 No.30577583 File1318653758.jpg-(159 KB, 827x545, 1318621571308.jpg) >>30577395 None of us asked for this. None of us. Some of us recovered rather quickly though.

>>	Ageha !!rEkSWzi2+mz 10/15/11(Sat)00:42 No.30577584 Hey gaiz, looking forward to the new episode.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:42 No.30577590 File1318653772.png-(339 KB, 500x468, applebloomscrutinizing.png) >>30577536 >>30577395 Guys How do you actually fap to poni What images do you get your rocks off to

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)00:42 No.30577594 File1318653779.gif-(2.15 MB, 300x223, 1316695688962.gif) >>30577556 >Everyone in these threads

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:43 No.30577597 >>30577568 yawn

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)00:43 No.30577602 >>30577584 Dude, me too. I think everyone's stoked. You been drawing anything lately?

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:43 No.30577603

Someone suggested last thread that Lyra and Bonbon might be sisters. Nope, sorry. Lyra and Bonbon can't be related, as Lyra would have to be related to Mr.Breezy, who I believe is Bonbon's older brother and a member of the pony equivalent of the Irish Republican Army. Speaking of which, anyone got that Breezy image macro that says "while the wicked stand confounded"?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:43 No.30577608 File1318653801.jpg-(33 KB, 257x600, 1318534243953.jpg) >>30577395 TOO MUCH INFORMATION, FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:43 No.30577610 >>30577578 oh ok, they looked so familiar, but I couldn't quite put my finger upon it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:43 No.30577616 >>30577583 >being ashamed of fapping to ponies >2011 there's a million things worse than that you could masturbate to

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577622 >>30577556 >implying i dont live in one of the most cloudy cities in America and never see the sun, even when outside.

>>	Mr. Freelow !artTy79xBY 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577627 >>30577583 Old style Denton needs to have "It's A Bomb!" On his cup.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577636 File1318653862.png-(9 KB, 493x402, 1315992224776.png) >>30577594 >image

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577637 File1318653862.jpg-(105 KB, 951x878, One Pony To Rule Them All.jpg) >>30577425 It is confused about the fact that it now must make dresses. Meanwhile in Middle Earth...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577642 >>30577556 >Everyone on this board >Everyone on the internet

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577644 File1318653876.gif-(1.08 MB, 320x180, MyGodItsFullOfApples.gif) >>30577594 >Everyone in these threads.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577646 Did we do a ponyquest last night? I wasn't here due to family issues. Pastebin would be appreciated as I am on a phone and it would literally take me half an hour to navigate through the archives to find it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577653 >>30577395 Please describe your whole experience, all the way from choosing your pony to that "wtf have I done" moment 2s after you cum.

>>	Spawn_more_Synaps 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577658 >>30577583 Show your true form Magpie!!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:44 No.30577659 >>30577590 I usually just make my own shit up in my head that caters to my fetishes because art that does is uncommon and a lot of it sucks

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)00:45 No.30577676 bored now. Give me requests.

>>	Goggles 10/15/11(Sat)00:46 No.30577679 >>30577568 This shit is getting so boring... I wish he'd do something else. A nice background. Some dynamic, action poses. Hell, even a fucking full body would be nice.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:46 No.30577681 >>30577425 all the ponies go insane. Tumblr is a prophecy

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:46 No.30577683 >>30577590 I think about how Pinkie's mouth would feel

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:46 No.30577686 >>30577603 >Pony equivalent of the IRA What in the golden fuck?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:46 No.30577691 >>30577646 P.Q. took the night off yesterday, if that's the one you're asking about. I wasn't on either though, so I don't know if there were any others running.

>>	Ageha !!rEkSWzi2+mz 10/15/11(Sat)00:46 No.30577695 >>30577602 Not really. I got sick. Better now. I'm willing to take three or four 34 requests though

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:46 No.30577701 File1318654004.jpg-(68 KB, 640x720, 1297656335962.jpg) >>30577616 The >2011 "argument" means jack shit and does nothing to prove anything

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:47 No.30577722 >>30577701 >Thinking it means jack shit >in 2011

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:47 No.30577728 >>30577590 This. NSFW http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/725452#search=twilight_sparkle

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:47 No.30577730 >>30577695 ooh ooh ooh could you do something gorey? involving either derpy or fluttershy?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:47 No.30577732 File1318654068.jpg-(31 KB, 638x611, 1316908421972.jpg) >>30577676 commit suicider

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:48 No.30577740 >>30577722 >comment >relevant date

>>	Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 10/15/11(Sat)00:48 No.30577743 >>30577695 Rarity using her tail to jack a futa applejack off Would you kindly?

>>	Goretastic 10/15/11(Sat)00:48 No.30577750 What time is the episode airing again? 7 PST?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:48 No.30577759 >>30577691 I was here last for the one where we went on a fetch quest and fought a false guard before talking to Luna and finding out she hates being showered with attention.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:48 No.30577762 >>30577701 The >in 2011 is just an indication of derision. His argument was the bit below it. It's still equally retarded though; there being worse things to masturbate to doesn't make fapping to horses from a children's cartoon any less disturbing.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:49 No.30577778 >>30577750 never

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)00:49 No.30577789 >>30577695 Glad to hear you're feeling better! Being sick suuuucks. Someone mentioned Dash / Fluttershy BDsM with Dash as the sub a couple threads ago... maybe something with that?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:49 No.30577790 File1318654170.png-(Spoiler Image, 39 KB, 508x545, so many gifts.png) >>30577658 I see you have caught me.

>>	Goretastic 10/15/11(Sat)00:49 No.30577791 >>30577778 Well shit.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:49 No.30577793 >>30577750 ponycountdown.com

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:49 No.30577806 >>30577695 Twilight. Pinkie Pie. 69'ing. Please.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:50 No.30577821
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>>30577722
>Not being ashamed for masturbating to and having sexual fantasies about cartoon horses
>In this or any other year
>Implying you're not just a social reject who wants to feel like he's the norm, despite the obvious fact that most people (even on this board) do not masturbate to horses - cartoon or otherwise - and would think that you're disgusting

>>	SB 10/15/11(Sat)00:51 No.30577857 File1318654272.png-(262 KB, 1498x2392, snails_vector_by_dignifiedjust(...).png) >>30577695 I'm being lame and unoriginal.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:51 No.30577872 >>30577695 Pinkie DP'd by Soarin' and Braeburn

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:51 No.30577874 >>30577827 Midair

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:51 No.30577885 >>30577695 Rarity teaching Twilight in the ways of sex.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:52 No.30577892 >>30577874 but Soarin' can't support the both of them

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:53 No.30577916 >>30577892 Pinkie breaks physics then

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:53 No.30577922 >>30577821 But anonymous why should you, him, or anyone care what anyone does with their own free time? Sure posting about it here is a bit weird because everyone can see it, but doing it by yourself doesn't really matter at all to anyone but yourself.

>>	TheBlueb 10/15/11(Sat)00:53 No.30577926 File1318654409.gif-(1.16 MB, 640x360, broken heart tear sad twilight.gif) suddenly, i feel fucking awful... let's post some sad ponies...

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/15/11(Sat)00:53 No.30577935 >>30577398 :V

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:53 No.30577939 File1318654423.gif-(1.81 MB, 300x251, 20uz890.jpg.gif) >>30577821 Why would I be so self-conscious that I would feel ashamed about what I jerk off to in the privacy of my own quarters?

>>	Ageha !!rEkSWzi2+mz 10/15/11(Sat)00:53 No.30577943 >>30577730 Not sure I can pull off the gore...but I can try! >>30577743 Be happy to. >>30577789 Gotcha. >>30577806 Okie-dokie loki >>30577827 And this shall be the last in the queue for tonight. I'll let you know when they're live on ponibooru.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:54 No.30577950 >>30577821 there really is nothing wrong with it and you're a backwards prude for thinking that

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:54 No.30577953 >>30577821 Still better than being pedo.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:54 No.30577960 File1318654462.jpg-(384 KB, 493x5000, FGGGGT.jpg) >>30577732

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:54 No.30577968 >>30577926 oh shit forgot to erase name i didnt pretend anything, that post was just some anon

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:54 No.30577971 >>30577950 No, you're a horsefucker and a freak for thinking the way you do. It's weird to fap to animals, even cartoon animals.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:54 No.30577974 >>30577950 And you're a liberal superhippy.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30577976 >>30577695 Twilight Sparkle being gently ass-hoofed.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30577977 >>30577943 Could you please add >>30577885 for a latter time? There's almost nothing about those two.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30577978 File1318654503.jpg-(21 KB, 349x360, Hipster Ariel - Pitchfork.jpg) >>30577821 Wanting to feel like you're "in the norm" is so 1950s.

>>	Rose 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30577980 File1318654507.jpg-(47 KB, 500x500, frightendshy.jpg) >>30577342 aieee, I didn't realize this game would start off so creepy is the monster's text supposed to be broken?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30577982 File1318654509.png-(88 KB, 254x267, 1297530059169.png) >>30577926 I laughed at that terribly cheesy moment. soooo cheeeeezy

>>	Fluffy !BUTTS/Ojd2 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30577986 File1318654513.png-(71 KB, 600x400, boop.png) >>30577926 No!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30578001 File1318654532.jpg-(108 KB, 500x400, 098734jsf.jpg) >>30577960

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30578008 >>30577679 Welcome to CT. He does other poses in tumblr, at least.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:55 No.30578014 File1318654556.png-(Spoiler Image, 4 KB, 296x258, 1317080145194.png)

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:56 No.30578019 Why on earth has there been this large break in your show?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:56 No.30578022 >>30577971 There's really nothing strange about it, and you're obviously projecting your own insecurities about your sexuality onto others. Were you ever molested as a child?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:56 No.30578031 >>30577986 Fluffy I'm about to go to bed tell me if you're streaming the episode tomorrow so I can get in the stream early and snag a spot or if I can avoid getting up until 2pm

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:56 No.30578032 File1318654590.jpg-(19 KB, 252x238, WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHO(...).jpg) >>30577695 charles barkley and satan anal fisting applejack

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:56 No.30578034 >>30578022 Were you?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:56 No.30578039 >>30577943 And thus the MLP porn inventory grows larger. I can't feel negative or positive about this. Good luck on your work though anyway.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:56 No.30578040 >>30577982 Dangerously cheesy.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:57 No.30578052 >>30577728 The picture finally loaded for me. I am disappoint. Your standards are quite low.

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)00:57 No.30578062 File1318654639.png-(614 KB, 1024x916, 1317023729201.png) >>30577926 HAHA, TIME FOR LAMENT.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:57 No.30578074 >>30578034 No, but are you sure you're telling me the truth? It's nothing to be ashamed of, it wasn't your fault.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:57 No.30578082 File1318654676.jpg-(37 KB, 166x226, Tom_Waits-Swordfishtrombones-F(...).jpg) >new episode plays at 9 tommorrow >then again immediately after at 9:30 >mfw Didn't realize I get an extra halfhours sleep.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:58 No.30578095 File1318654694.gif-(460 KB, 200x200, twilight sad crying.gif) >>30578062

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:58 No.30578103 File1318654710.png-(261 KB, 697x720, 1313509520236.png) >>30577926 Afraid I don't have many since I don't usually save them, but here's a couple Anon.

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)00:58 No.30578110 File1318654728.png-(514 KB, 900x900, sadshy_by_speccysy-d48t47e.png) >>30578095 CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:58 No.30578115 File1318654737.png-(165 KB, 700x500, 1318221562.png) >>30577603

>>	Ageha !!rEkSWzi2+mz 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.30578120 >>30577977 Saved! I'll get to ya later, dude.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.30578128 >>30578074 You can tell me. I know what your uncle did to you. I've learned things. You don't need to disappoint him anymore to make yourself feel better.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.30578129 File1318654757.jpg-(38 KB, 407x341, 1286524439058.jpg) >>30578040 It ain't easy

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.30578131

>>30577922
Because masturbating to horses is disgusting.
And talking about it is faggy and pointless.

Either shut up and fap - or better yet, don't fap at all.

>>30577950
>>30577953
LOGICAL FALLACIES EVERYWHERE.

Face it, you're freaks, no one likes you except your ilk, now stop talking about your fetish. or expert trolls, it's hard to tell any more

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.30578133 File1318654765.png-(267 KB, 506x512, 1318065384033.png) >>30578110

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.30578137 File1318654775.jpg-(705 KB, 1024x1561, 1316226055742.jpg) >>30578014

>>	Krek 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.30578144 File1318654792.png-(427 KB, 445x3906, mlpComicGift_Small.png) >>30577926 Here... Still working on 2nd part.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.30578147 >>30578131 If it burns your ass so much you can just leave

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578149 >>30578022 Freudian concepts of sexual projection have been debunked since the sixties Freudian psych is only studied to know what to avoid

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578153 File1318654806.png-(426 KB, 633x738, happy trixie (1).png) Fuck you guys. Happy ponies

>>	Fluffy !BUTTS/Ojd2 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578159 >>30578031 Most likely.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578160 >>30578128 So it was your uncle, how did you deal with it? It's not true that he took your manhood, I know how upset you feel about that sometimes.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578162 >>30577686 This is why. >>30578115

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578163

>>30577425
>Ends up in Twilight's possession
>Twilight's attempts to research it being to drive her nuts
>Spike is also enamored by the Ring
>The two become reclusive and nearly kill eachother over it.
>fight spills out into the streets of Ponyville where friends intervene
>Rarity becomes enamored with it and snatches it.
>Twilight regains enough sanity to realize the ring is bad news.
>Applejack seems resistant to the ring (same reason Hobbits tend to be)
>Applejack intends to take it to Princess Celestia personally and go on a dangerous journey-
>Spike has written a note in this time to princess Celestia, wraps it around the ring, and fires it to Canterlot.
>Celestia reads Spike's note and banishes The One Ring to the moon or sun.

Alt endings:
>Celestia becomes too enamored with the ring to want to give it up and she becomes a Nightmare Celestia.
or
>After being banished to the moon, it slowly corrupts Princess Luna again.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578164 >>30578147 And start our own thread? That's not a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578165 File1318654824.png-(133 KB, 1169x683, filly fluttershy sad worried c(...).png) >>30578133

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578166 >>30578082 >Actually getting up to watch the live broadcast >Not recording or downloading Fuck you guys, I'm going to wake up whenever I want.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578167 >>30578137 I don't click random spoilers, I click ALL the spoilers.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:00 No.30578180 File1318654851.jpg-(139 KB, 1020x1093, 1307465389925.jpg) >>30578103

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:01 No.30578187 File1318654863.jpg-(264 KB, 900x900, bullies_by_speccysy-d491qf6.jpg) >>30578144 Dayum bro, that's good. Can't wait to see the next part.

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/15/11(Sat)01:01 No.30578191 File1318654868.gif-(288 KB, 342x345, 130438869615.gif)

>>	Ageha !!rEkSWzi2+mz 10/15/11(Sat)01:01 No.30578199 >>30578039 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:01 No.30578211 File1318654911.gif-(79 KB, 480x360, 1316031255388.gif) Pony Tears are hilarious and Fuck the IRA

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:02 No.30578226 File1318654949.png-(329 KB, 571x649, niggers.png) >>30577679

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:02 No.30578227 File1318654949.png-(1.49 MB, 1280x800, applejack_wallpaper_by_nana_z-(...).png) >>30578163 Applejack resists temptation because she's the Faramir of the group. She's too noble.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:02 No.30578228 Fuck the IRA, it's all about the NWA

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:02 No.30578236 >>30578191 that looks like a noose

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:02 No.30578237

>>30578131
Oh Please. Let them masturbate to there horses if they so choose. Though I do agree that talking about it here doesn't really seem very constructive and I really hope no plans to actually go out and try to sex a horse or some shit. That's when you need to be worried, or rather when it's already gone too far.

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)01:02 No.30578238 >>30577980 Yeah, it's pretty... weird. Was not what I expected when I started playing it, but I fell in love pretty quickly. And yes, the text at the beginning is supposed to be garbled. It becomes clearer as you go.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:03 No.30578242 >>30578166 >missing the golden few threads immediately following a new episode hahahaha, look at him.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:03 No.30578253 File1318655006.png-(330 KB, 900x804, 1311576610956.png) >>30578163 The Ring makes her wings so pretty

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:03 No.30578258 File1318655017.png-(372 KB, 444x485, BONBON DROPPED HER 2 MINUTE NO(...).png) >>30578144 ALSO REACTION IMAGE.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:03 No.30578259 >>30578237 What's wrong with having sex with a horse? Why would you consider bestiality to be wrong?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:03 No.30578260 File1318655022.jpg-(126 KB, 827x635, 1307869026494.jpg) >>30578180

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:03 No.30578267 File1318655034.jpg-(8 KB, 225x224, To Catch a Ponyredator.jpg) >>30578131 Whatever you want, Chris Hansen.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:04 No.30578271 >>30578237 let me say that it's wrong

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:04 No.30578273 File1318655053.jpg-(386 KB, 1600x1202, Brony League of Legends.jpg) So, the /v/ League of Legends threads have taken to using our favorite brony meetup picture as a thread starter.

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:04 No.30578283 File1318655086.png-(773 KB, 3000x1000, 1312891311420.png) >>30578260 BOOP.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:04 No.30578289 File1318655096.gif-(554 KB, 295x221, imout.gif) >>30578259 >Why would you consider bestiality to be wrong?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:05 No.30578291 >go get icecream >they ask what topping >see there's melted marshmallow >without thinking end up saying "marshmallow pony semen" This is your doing /co/

>>	Torso !!w9o+9ZLaFkL 10/15/11(Sat)01:05 No.30578311 >>30578291 Your words out of your mouth.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:05 No.30578318 >>30578144 >lyra shoots out lesbian rays >bon bon responds >bon bon is turned down for a man pony ride on thing >but bon bon wanted to ride that horn this fandom has ruined cute things for me

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:05 No.30578321 File1318655155.png-(305 KB, 1500x2000, CanUnsee.png) >>30578273

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:05 No.30578324 File1318655159.jpg-(291 KB, 3263x675, luna_through_the_ages___mlp_by(...).jpg) >>30578253 "ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!" And then the main six have to use the Elements of Harmony to power up Luna to fight her.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:06 No.30578326
File1318655162.jpg-(99 KB, 500x534, 1318251277418.jpg)

>>30578228
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
and not the other colour some so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority
fuck that shit cause I ain't the one for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to beating on and thrown in jail we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:06 No.30578328 File1318655169.png-(52 KB, 400x317, laughingmares.png) >>30578237 >He hasn't had sex with a horse yet

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:06 No.30578339 >>30578291 >green coloured LIES veri funi haw haw

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:06 No.30578353 File1318655201.jpg-(25 KB, 600x600, 1313916697821.jpg) >>30578260

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:07 No.30578364 >>30578259 ...I lost already.

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/15/11(Sat)01:07 No.30578367 >>30578273 I think I prefer them being bronies. /v/'s league threads are far worse than anything this fandom could shit out.

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:07 No.30578372 File1318655242.png-(19 KB, 493x532, 1318311377461.png) >>30578283 Yellowquiet is silly.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:07 No.30578377 >>30578367 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:07 No.30578386 File1318655275.png-(233 KB, 1300x1000, 1318537320962.png) Trixie's getting a music number this season. What's she going to sing about, /co/?

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:08 No.30578393 File1318655291.jpg-(80 KB, 660x766, 1318065462053.jpg) >>30578372 So does Nathanface.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:08 No.30578395 >>30577568 >look up original pic Holy shit it is literally the EXACT SAME PICTURE except Scratch doesn't have tits. Fuck, he could've had her fondling her crotchboobs at it would have at least bit a little bit creative if disturbing.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:08 No.30578405 >>30577686 It's something we came up with during Pony Quest.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:08 No.30578408 >>30578367 When it comes to video games, ponyfans actually get high marks for being good players and having moderated servers.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:08 No.30578413 >>30578386 >I can do anything better than you

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:08 No.30578418 File1318655337.jpg-(708 KB, 1500x1277, 1317214844036.jpg) >>30578353

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:09 No.30578419

>>30578227
either way, Applejack strikes me as the one who'd best resist the Ring's Temptations.
>"Just imagine, an apple orchard as far as the eye could see, all you have to do is return me to my master."
>"Hmmm... Nah."

>>30578163
I also forgot to add the third alt scenario:
>Spike's plan fails
>Applejack must take the ring
>She cannot do it alone.
>She has Twilight's horn
>Rarity's Bow
>Pinkie's Sword
>And Rainbow Dash's axe!
>Also, fluttershy's stare.

>>	Squeak !JuTj8x9Yww 10/15/11(Sat)01:09 No.30578423 File1318655354.png-(107 KB, 302x270, 131573429201.png) I'd imagine there's be a lot more webbing involved, and Equestria would be rather low on insects. In anycase >MFW I'll miss the new episode tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:10 No.30578441 File1318655408.png-(44 KB, 500x655, 1310531303103.png) >>30578418

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:10 No.30578444 >>30578273 >Bronies >League of Legends >Mfw I don't know which is worse I know a LOLfag and he has no job, no girlfriend and never hangs out because he has things to do on LOL. All the ponyfags I know are normal well adjusted people (except for liking MLP)

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:10 No.30578447 File1318655416.gif-(7 KB, 800x600, 1318130880304.gif) >>30578418

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:10 No.30578452 File1318655441.png-(27 KB, 945x945, PinkieShrug.png) >>30578052 What more were you looking for sir? http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/683823#search=pinkie_pie%20rainbow_dash

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/15/11(Sat)01:10 No.30578458

>>30578408
So, what you're saying is, /v/, an entire internet "community" based on video games is worse at, and dislikes video games more than an internet community about a little girls cartoon?
I could have told you that years ago.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:10 No.30578460 >>30578419 But who winds up as the Boromir of the group?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:11 No.30578479 THE MAIN CAST ARE ALL MONSTERS FROM MONSTER HUNTER WHICH PONY IS WHAT

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:11 No.30578488 File1318655498.png-(34 KB, 551x512, It's like the death of Littlef(...).png) >>30578447

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:11 No.30578493 File1318655513.png-(146 KB, 544x516, 63831 - DRILL artist Ageha blo(...).png) >>30578447

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:11 No.30578496 >>30578419 >Fluttershy uses the Stare on a Ringwraith.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:12 No.30578501 >>30578458 Anyone and everyone is better at video games than /v/, it's a simple fact.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:12 No.30578503 I'm betting Derpy has something to do with Twilight losing her lesson Count on it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:12 No.30578507 >>30578386 How she wishes she was in the show again. Because she isn't Get it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:12 No.30578509 File1318655529.gif-(70 KB, 556x405, 1316125973421.gif) >>30578441 Whoops, that wasn't a sadponi, thought it was from the thumbnail.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)01:12 No.30578516 >>30578444 I just play the game on and off here and there... I'm kinda glad I never got like that on that game.

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:12 No.30578521 File1318655562.png-(49 KB, 790x586, 62504.png) >>30578488 THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAALL.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578526 File1318655581.png-(88 KB, 800x581, Rarity_is_not_amused-(n1301338(...).png) >>30577943 >>30577976 FUCKER Why does this always happen when I make a request? Always two/three minutes late. This is bullshit.

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578527 File1318655584.png-(973 KB, 704x640, Griffy Plaid Mosaic.png) >>30578488

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578529 I could go for a nice hot raping.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578530 >>30578507 The only musical number where the singer is completely off screen the whole time.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578531 >>30578460 Dash. Easily led astray by promises of being the Greatest Wonderbolt that ever live, yadda yadda yadda. Also might try to use the ring for the good of Gond- Equestria.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578532 >>30578419 >"Just imagine, an apple orchard as far as the eye could see, all you have to do is return me to my master." >"Hmmm... Nah." I laugh too hard because is possible.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578533 File1318655593.jpg-(26 KB, 232x258, twilight sad 2.jpg) >>30578521

>>	Winston 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578536 File1318655602.png-(305 KB, 867x344, youknowittobetrue.png) Ya look like ya mighta seen one up close.

>>	Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/15/11(Sat)01:13 No.30578538 >>30578521 >>30578488 Post the full comic, if you please. I seem to have lost it, and the googles are failing me.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:14 No.30578553 >>30578526 There is a pic of AJ ass hoofing rarity if you want that.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:14 No.30578555 File1318655651.png-(748 KB, 1500x2000, trixie_doesn__t_give_a_damn_by(...).png) >>30578507 Trixie will most certainly return.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:14 No.30578556 File1318655652.png-(Spoiler Image, 627 KB, 1280x1707, the worst possible scenario.png) >>30578529 I'm afraid I have some bad news, Anonymous...

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:14 No.30578559 File1318655665.jpg-(258 KB, 1200x1000, 48516.jpg) >>30578527 MY SPECIAL TALENT IS POSTING SAD PONIES AND MAKING REACTION IMAGES IN PAINT.NET.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:14 No.30578562 File1318655671.jpg-(458 KB, 750x1064, 1306257377385.jpg) >>30578509

>>	Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/15/11(Sat)01:15 No.30578583 File1318655716.png-(1.11 MB, 1049x1047, ajrar.png) >>30578526 You can also have this.

>>	Ageha !!rEkSWzi2+mz 10/15/11(Sat)01:15 No.30578584 >>30578526 I'm starting up a second queue for later. I'll put you on.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:15 No.30578586 File1318655721.jpg-(39 KB, 544x369, nazgul_msm.jpg) >>30578496 This reminds me. A long-ass time ago, someone asked for a ponified version of the Nazgûl. I don't think we ever got it. I'd like to see it.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:15 No.30578588
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>>30578460
Big Macintosh or Spike.
>>30578496
The Ring Wraths are now corrupted Cutie Mark Crusaders.
[spoilers]No, do not try to understand my logic behind any of these. I'm mostly just shitting them out of my brain as it won't stop coming up with this stuff.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:15 No.30578589 >>30578536 BREEZY IS SELLING WEAPONS OUT OF HIS BASEMENT IN PONYVILLE. YOU HEARD IT FIRST HERE ON MLPG.

>>	chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/15/11(Sat)01:15 No.30578592 >>30578556 I have a fresh supply.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:16 No.30578607 >>30578592 Gimme!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:16 No.30578611 File1318655771.jpg-(128 KB, 900x900, 1307882226300.jpg) >>30578562

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:16 No.30578615 File1318655774.gif-(2.19 MB, 300x225, thatdamnking.gif) >>30578555 Please tell me that's not a condom on his/her horn.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:16 No.30578616 >>30578444 Hi, my name is Anonymous, I'm a well adjusted member of society, and I'm a pony fan.

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:16 No.30578617 >>30578556 I should be getting a shipment in this weekend.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:16 No.30578633 File1318655818.png-(101 KB, 569x769, Chistery Request Story List.png) >>30578592

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:17 No.30578637 >>30578584 Second queue? Can I ask for Caramel making a painting? Ideally, we can't see the canvas; I don't care what, I just want to see him paint. DAMN YOU, SQUEAK!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:17 No.30578638 >>30578617 Better be some high quality shit this time man...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:17 No.30578646 >>30578555 I'll give you the possibility, but I don't think it is a certainty.

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:17 No.30578651 File1318655854.png-(196 KB, 400x478, 1306824113646.png) >>30578562 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7I_MCelk2w I don't wanna go. I have yet to actually cry at anything I have posted.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:17 No.30578653 File1318655863.png-(17 KB, 125x124, Spike Bunny.png) >>>/tv/ 's getting mad >>18925968

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:17 No.30578656 >>30578638 Probably be pretty dark.

>>	Roy !gbiv2hQlJk 10/15/11(Sat)01:17 No.30578657 >>30578555 It was already confirmed Trixie will return...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:17 No.30578661 >>30578615 Are you a nonfan lurking the thread or something? It's just a magical aura whilst the character's levitating the cup.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:18 No.30578669 File1318655889.jpg-(52 KB, 225x279, 1311404500310.jpg) >>30578444 >All the ponyfags Except you guys, you're weird fuckers, but I don't care.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:18 No.30578673 >>30578617 Oh? I can't wait! ...I mean, sure, Totally Fucking Awesome was a bit too much on the 'hilarious' side of things, but I think that was the intent and I trust your work.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:18 No.30578678 >>30578657 prove it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:19 No.30578692 >>30578586 Anyone wanna draw this?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:19 No.30578695 >>30578653 >>>/tv/18925968

>>	chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/15/11(Sat)01:19 No.30578705 >>30578633 Guess who got fired up on beer at the Cardinal's game and outlined #4 on that list? This gal.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:19 No.30578710 File1318655994.jpg-(47 KB, 294x243, 1316634166771.jpg) >>30578386 about taking all of my money

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:20 No.30578719 File1318656011.jpg-(103 KB, 1600x1067, 1318312401728.jpg) >>30578657 Is it weird that I'm not a Trixiefan and would like to see her return? Or does that make me a fan?

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)01:20 No.30578728 I remember someone wanted this last night. So here it is. Celestia bonding with her sister.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:20 No.30578730 File1318656030.jpg-(146 KB, 1680x940, 69194.jpg) >>30578615 That's his horn glowing when using magic you uneducated bumblefuck.

>>	Roy !gbiv2hQlJk 10/15/11(Sat)01:20 No.30578731 >>30578678 It was leaked by a few of the show's artists. If I remember, even Sibsy accidentally leaked it on Bronyville.

LD, That Berret Dude 10/15/11(Sat)01:20 No.30578738
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>>30578536
M̵̧̞̳͕̜͈̯̂̈́ͣ̆̈́r̎̍҉̮̣.͇͖̞̺̱͖͒̾̎ ͨ̉̄̾͂ͬ̒̂̚͘͢͏͖̭B̠̫̫̣͛̓͑̂ͧ͊̎̅ŕ̸̪͚̖͚̰̪̪̓̃͆ͩ͂͠ę̰͗́͑̌͢ͅë
̗̖̫̱͖̘͌̈́͜͜ͅͅz̻͉̬̹̜͓̍ͤͪ̄̓͟y͔̭̖̜̙̭̦̯ͥ͂ͧ͟ ̧̼̘̙̘͊̎͒͌̀̌ͭ̋̀͢j̷̧̦̳̼̰̱̿̈́̂ͮͬ͊̒u̷̷̖͍̦̪̙̠̱ͦ̽ͅs̶͔̘͉̫̪̙
͒͗͛̄̌̊̀ͅt̷̙̪̯ͧ̐ ̭̼̟̹͓̣ͫ͑ͭ͒ẇ̭͙͍̃͜à̝̪̪͔̙͔̇ṉ̨̩̟͚͈͕̗̻ͮ̽̏͢͝t̼͙͎̺͙͉͐̆̎ͬs
̒ͪ͒̔̀̋͏͓̻ ̯̠̓̍ͧ̋́ͬͦ̚t͈̯̰͈͖̺͍̆͋̇̾͢͠o̘̩̮͚̔͒͒ͤ͌ ̩͈̩̼͇̖̍ͅs̘̻̃ͤ̓̀͜h̥̫̯͌̀̓ͣ̒͒͂͒a͓͍͌̌rͯ̍̿̅ͧ̿҉̖͔̮̦̟͚ę͉̯̞͙
̀͑ ̸̵̢̱̞̝̲̮̯̹̰̄͋ͨ̓̽̽ͩ̿ͅt͗́̊͏̷͇̮̥̙̫̗̩h̴͕̯͋̋ͮ͊e̱ͣ͗͛ͅ ͙͍͇͚̲̦͔̌ͫͬ͂̊͋̂ͅl̨̯̋̋̔ͨ̿͘͜i͛ͬ́̕҉̣̮̦̝̻g̵̡̛̰̹̫̱̬̔ͣͤ̚h̪̭
̦̟̳̙̝̰ͥ̋ͣ͛ͯͧ̔͠ţ̸̬̻̦ͬ͆̓̃͌̆̈͗̿ ̴͇̺͇̗̮͚̲̼͒͒̉̈́̽̏̎ͮ̕ẇ̧̠̱͚̺ͯͥi͙̻͈̻̩͚͗̒͝ṱ̷͎̝̱̻̰͉͔̙̑͊h
͕̼̣͉̖͉̥ͮ̓̂̀͜͠i̶̤̻̽̔ͭ͠n̼̮͛̊̎ͬͫ͐̕͝ ̶̨͉̦͇͔͙̪̗̫̟ͣ̐ͪ̇͛̚͜h͖͚͔͛̂͒̉͂͊̂͑͞͡i̴̷̸̬̟̜ͫͬm̅ͣ̐ͥ̾̾̔̉́͏
̪̮̻̦͍.̶̟̺̳̝ͮ͗ͭ͜

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578740 File1318656060.png-(198 KB, 800x606, Celestial Bonding.png) >>30578728 Forgot image. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578742 >>30577960 what could you possibly do if you walked in on the last panel?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578745 >>30578719 Nah, man. I feel the same with Gilda. I hate that whore, but I'd like to see her return sometime just to see what kinds of >shenanigans ensue.

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578748 >>30578673 Have you been reading my The Rapering series? I've gotten a lot of reads, but not a lot of feedback on this one.

>>	Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578751 >>30578705 >Cards game Brewers fag here. Congrats on mopping the floor with our shitty pitching. No seriously, you guys have outplayed us like fuck, and you deserve to win.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578752 File1318656084.jpg-(51 KB, 450x600, 4431abb7_8d8b_8b76.jpg) >>30578730 >His horn >Trixie >His

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578753 >>30578731 source or else

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578757 >>30578742 Beat it with a stick till candy comes out.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578760

>>30578479
Celestia = Ceadeus because of that awesome sound track alone.

Pinkie Pie = Barioth because that freaking cat is ALL OVER the screen.

Rarity = Kelbidrome.

Applebloom = Velociprey.
Sweetie Belle = Giaprey.
Scootaloo = Ioprey.
It's all I got so far.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578764 >>30578742 Call an ambulance, cut the rope, begin CPR. Hope. If she's still swinging, there's a chance.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:21 No.30578769 >>30578705 >Cardinals >not Red Sox Get the story written out

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/15/11(Sat)01:22 No.30578773 File1318656120.jpg-(174 KB, 900x857, SpitfireJack.jpg) >>30578705 Whoa really!? Unexpected anticipation kicked up a notch!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:22 No.30578783 File1318656153.jpg-(98 KB, 660x766, 1302966611457.jpg) >>30578611 Aborting sadponi dump early because I've got stuff I need to get on with.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:23 No.30578797 >>30578748 I have. Thunderhooves and Guards were a bit too brutal for my tastes, but Blueblood and Silver Star were perfect.

>>	Squeak !JuTj8x9Yww 10/15/11(Sat)01:23 No.30578798 File1318656198.png-(110 KB, 260x308, 131527554448.png) >>30578637 Just as planned

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:23 No.30578805 >>30578773 Hey cosmo, how far did you get on that Cap.t Fluttershy image you were streaman yesterday? I had to leave before you even finished coloring the lines.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)01:24 No.30578813 File1318656242.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 40 KB, 634x476, A Namefag.jpg) Feed me requests! I hunger!

>>	Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 10/15/11(Sat)01:24 No.30578816 File1318656246.gif-(470 KB, 251x215, 1318547561187.gif) >>30578731 Link?

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:24 No.30578820 >>30578753 That's pretty sketchy. But it's from a Theissen interview. From Reddit, I think He just said that he thought there was more of Trixie's story to tell. That's pretty much it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:24 No.30578821 >>30578730 >Smug Trixie drinking a smoothie Is that like the meme with the general guy from Avatar drinking coffee>?!@

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:24 No.30578824 >>30578730 Wait! You mean that isn't photoshopped?

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:24 No.30578831 >>30578798 I shipped Caralight before you started writing that, for the record. Caramel Painting is a new thing, though.

>>	Roy !gbiv2hQlJk 10/15/11(Sat)01:24 No.30578838 >>30578753 http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/jwp94/im_jayson_thiessen_supervising_director_of_mlpfi m/c2fqpij?context=1 Learn 2 google...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:25 No.30578844 File1318656311.png-(64 KB, 524x540, 1305599586582.png) sad ponys make me sad post more happy pony!

>>	Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/15/11(Sat)01:25 No.30578847 File1318656314.png-(584 KB, 1000x700, 1317023767499.png) >>30578783 IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER. It's over.

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/15/11(Sat)01:25 No.30578849

>>30578751
I got a little bored with it after the fourth inning or so, but this series has been fun in general.

I also think it possible I lost my zeal for the game due to the $10 on simple draft Budweiser and $8 on Schlafly at Busch Stadium. I wanted to get FAR more drunk.

Which means I'm an alcoholic again! Hooray! I'll be sobbing myself quietly to sleep and writing again!

>>	Ageha !!rEkSWzi2+mz 10/15/11(Sat)01:25 No.30578854 >>30578637 Alrighty. Gotcha written in.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:25 No.30578855 File1318656329.jpg-(119 KB, 1680x940, trixie_does_not_give_a_fuck.jpg) >>30578821 Yes.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:25 No.30578863 >>30578813 Rainbow Dash experimenting with self-bondage!

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/15/11(Sat)01:25 No.30578864 File1318656358.png-(647 KB, 1400x1050, Puffstool pikmin WiP.png) >>30578805 Pretty far actually, it's like, 80% done yo. Sanguinius isn't on to help me out with the rest though. It's pretty complicated the way he's teaching me to do it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:26 No.30578872 File1318656370.jpg-(49 KB, 500x500, 1318382079276.jpg) >>30578838 My very very tiny inner Trixefag is pleased. Dick ponies are funny ponies.

>>	A.J. !rinxooACj. 10/15/11(Sat)01:26 No.30578879 I'm a horrible writefag Anyone know where i can get .avi files of the first two eps of S2? Megaupload is sucking major balls right now.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:26 No.30578883 >>30578813 Fluttershy smoking weed.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:26 No.30578886 >>30578813 >>30578813 One of the mane 6 killing themselves in a very depressing manner. dead srs

>>	Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/15/11(Sat)01:26 No.30578890 >>30578849 Ouch. Christ, I thought Miller Park was expensive. Oh well, drinking at home is cheaper anyways. I need to go to the store sometime, I don't have shit anymore around here.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:26 No.30578891 >>30578824 The picture of the blue pony drinking coffee is made by a fan, the queen pony and the dark purple ony hugging is from the show, and the coffeepony has been shopped over it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:27 No.30578892 >>30578838 That's too vague to be considered proof she's returning.

>>	Squeak !JuTj8x9Yww 10/15/11(Sat)01:27 No.30578906 File1318656453.png-(253 KB, 640x678, 131535363007.png) >>30578831 I know, it's a pretty old ship. Still it's' nice to see that people like my little additions.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:27 No.30578907 >>30578838 use this site next time http://lmgtfy.com/

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:28 No.30578919 >>30578879 You're a pretty awesome writefag, in my experience.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:28 No.30578921 File1318656486.png-(75 KB, 526x617, 1318535813779.png) >>30578891 >the queen pony

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:28 No.30578928 >>30578892 It's pretty vague, but he couldn't say anything directly. I think he was really trying to say, as best he could, that she was coming back. In contrast, he made it quite clear that Braeburn wouldn't be back.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:28 No.30578931 >>30578820 Sounds interesting. I wonder what they will do with her?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:28 No.30578942 >>30578740 It kind of looks like Celestia has two wrists. Also is that a bong or a dildo?

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)01:28 No.30578946 File1318656526.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 24 KB, 525x481, I approve of this post.jpg) >>30578886 Rainbow Dash dying by that choking yourself while masturbating thing. got it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578952 >>30578879 You are not and sorry i dont where you can find that.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578957 >>30578864 Ooooo, that's looking pretty awesome, man. I see you achieved the glowy effect you wanted to give to the picture. Also, dat Puffstool coloring.

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578961 >>30578931 I can't imagine. I hope it's a relatively small gag rather than a whole episode though.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578962 >>30578928 >Indirectly That's pretty much what went down when they hinted at season three. Something about contracts.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578964 >>30578946 I'd appreciate if you didn't combine this with my self-bondage request...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578966 >>30578928 I guess we really never get to experience the wonders of AAAAAAAAAAAAAPPLEOOOSA once again ;_;

Gilda's Fury !kmfdmRX7.c 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578967

>If the ponies were spiders, how would equestria be different?
The three kinds of spiders would be earth spiders, weavers, and jumpers. Nightmare Moon would be a black widow. Rarity would be Equestria's finest web-spinner, and Rainbow Dash would be the best jumper.

Octavia would be a brown recluse, due to its violin-like marking. Applejack would be Bananajack, a Brazilian wandering spider. Gilda would be a wasp, Trixie would be a cobalt blue tarantula, Pinkie Pie would be a happy face spider.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578970 File1318656577.png-(Spoiler Image, 222 KB, 728x788, 1297517404701.png) >>30578844 how about dead ponies?

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578974 >>30578942 I tried drawing a bong from memory. Also I need a tutorial or some shit to draw ponies sitting down.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:29 No.30578978 >>30578919 you just admitted to liking raging semi though, so your opinion doesn't mean much

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:30 No.30578985 >>30578966 It's a shame. I liked him and LSH.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:30 No.30578986 >>30578946 not really what i had in mind, but that'll work

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:30 No.30579002 >>30578978 You the same guy from this morning, anon?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:30 No.30579003 >>30578964 hes gonna do it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:31 No.30579014 File1318656668.jpg-(543 KB, 863x1124, 1318645969.sip_relaxing_trixie(...).jpg) >>30578928 >Trixie comes back >we learn about her childhood >every last Trixie fanfic ever is immediately thrown out to make way for canon

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)01:31 No.30579021 >>30578964 Hm. very well.

A.J. !rinxooACj. 10/15/11(Sat)01:31 No.30579024
File1318656690.png-(114 KB, 561x543, KimPineBlam.png)

I have the urge to write something. I haven't been able to write out requests for the past month or so and it's driving me mad. Gimme something to write. Something quick so I can at least give you all something and not feel like a piece of shit for procrastinating on my request list.

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/15/11(Sat)01:31 No.30579029 >>30578957 Yah I'm happy with how it's looking. I want to get it finished soon enough.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:31 No.30579033 >>30579021 DONT LISTEN TO HIM HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE DOES!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:32 No.30579035 >>30578946 >>30578886 .>>30578886 Guys why do people keep doing this? We know were going to regret it later...Well some people will anyway.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:32 No.30579039 >>30579024 Applejack and Pinkie Pie go to a restaurant for lunch.

*Squeak* !JuTj8x9Yww 10/15/11(Sat)01:32 No.30579042
File1318656732.png-(166 KB, 381x288, 131527225319.png)

Oh, by the way, in fic news. To anyone who reads Gaia, new chapter tonight (For reals) and for Caralight readers you'll have a new chapter Saturday night/Sunday Morning. Gun With Occasional Pony will get a new chapter around Thursday, and I hope to finish Traveler (Finally.) around next Sunday or Monday.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:32 No.30579047 File1318656744.png-(131 KB, 603x684, 1318541394140.png) >>30578966 Am I the only one who really didn't like Over A Barrel?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:32 No.30579052 File1318656759.png-(147 KB, 659x672, CelestiaNormal.png) >>30579014 >They make the >Trixie and Twilight are Sisters. Fucking cheesy as fuck. All those fics become cannon.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:32 No.30579063 >>30579002 believe it or not, RS, more than one person dislikes your writing

>>	Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 10/15/11(Sat)01:33 No.30579064 >>30579047 meh, it was ok in my opinion

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:33 No.30579065 >>30579035 thats exactly why we do it anon

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:33 No.30579066 >>30579014 >Best end

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:33 No.30579071 >>30578813 >>30578886 Rainbow Dash's wings get crippled during an audition with the Wonderbolts. Depressed, she takes Twilight's balloon as high as she can and jumps out, performing a Sonic Rainboom on impact

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:33 No.30579072 >>30579024 Fluttershy asking Big Mac out on a date?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:33 No.30579073 >>30579047 horse-drawn horse-drawn carriages

>>	Roy !gbiv2hQlJk 10/15/11(Sat)01:34 No.30579090 I'm bored... Should I post pony stories?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:34 No.30579094 File1318656854.jpg-(29 KB, 557x667, CANNOT CONTAIN BONERS.jpg) >>30578742 Oh, what WOULDN'T I do?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:35 No.30579110 File1318656900.jpg-(83 KB, 660x766, derpy and her fanmail.jpg) >>30578393

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:35 No.30579120 >>30579073 Samefag from before. That was probably the high point of the episode. That and the "whoa, did they really do that?" moment when Pinkie dressed up as a 19th century prostitute.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:35 No.30579135 File1318656953.png-(62 KB, 162x172, Unipinkie.png) >>30578260 >Pinkie Pie with a unicorn horn >Beaten up >Trying to please someone What the FUCK is going on in this picture

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:36 No.30579139 >>30579072 Second.

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:36 No.30579142 >>30579063 Oh, I know. But most of them just don't read my stories, instead of getting butthurt over them. I'm just asking if you were the same guy. Or were you the same guy who got upset because I uploaded my fics to fic archiving sites?

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)01:36 No.30579143 >>30579071 How about a rainbow stained impact crater? Also, anyone know how to make a rainbow effect or edit colors in photoshop? I think i'm currently retarded.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:36 No.30579156 >>30579065 You're all a bunch of masochists...Okay that's being too general (and I'm probably not using the right word). But seriously sometimes I think you some people just enjoy being angry or sad, that's a little weird to me.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:37 No.30579167 >>30579090 No.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:37 No.30579175 >>30579156 being angry or sad is the only real thing for some of us

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:37 No.30579178 >>30579090 Sure why not.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 10/15/11(Sat)01:37 No.30579179 >>30579156 Well, some of us do come from /v/ and other boards with high rage material as the norm. Like myself. Hail from /v/, land of no/v/idya and rage for blood.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:38 No.30579198 >>30579142 no, i'm just some guy who thinks your writing is kind of low quality. nothing against you personally, i just don't like your stories.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:38 No.30579210 >>30579178 >inb4 horrible OC stories from reddit

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:39 No.30579225 >>30579198 Then you're not the guy who got upset because I wouldn't do the Rarity/Diamond Dog rape/gore fic?

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:39 No.30579236
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>>30578886

And over a seemingly very trivial thing (ie: Rarity losing an important customer because her work wasn't quite good enough. Applejack because most of the trees in her orchard died from disease).

>>	Gilda's Fury !kmfdmRX7.c 10/15/11(Sat)01:39 No.30579244 >>30578813 Gilda apologizing to everyone and then being friends with Rainbow Dash again.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:40 No.30579247 >>30579014 Can anyone else find the hidden Fluttershy? The artist said to dick around with the hue to find her but I can't see her anywhere.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:40 No.30579252 >>30579225 haha, what? no, that's not me.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:40 No.30579259 >>30578705 Are you in the STL Brony group on Rainbowdash Network?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:40 No.30579266 >>30579244 And then it was all a dream/Gilda calls them faggots and flies off.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:40 No.30579268 File1318657244.png-(642 KB, 2338x1700, Ponies ponying.png) >>30579175 Well I like to be happy. And I like my ponies happy too. Won't you have some happy ponies with me anons? I mean we've got a new episode on the way, isn't that something to be happy about?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:41 No.30579278 >>30579244 haha what? That's like the last thing anyone would ever do in these threads.

>>	Jailbait 10/15/11(Sat)01:41 No.30579292 File1318657309.png-(529 KB, 1298x1209, rdfs.png) inking and coloring is hard ALSO I CANT GET FLUTTERSHY TO LOOK RIGHT

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:42 No.30579299 >>30579252 And you're not the guy who bitched about fapfics then asked me to read his fanfic and got butthurt when I said I wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:42 No.30579313 File1318657354.jpg-(125 KB, 400x566, 1316938246363.jpg) >>30578260 >>30579135 I require an explaination for this shit.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:42 No.30579314 >>30579247 what if he meant fuck around until it she turns yellow and it is Fluttershy? Conspiracy

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:42 No.30579316 >>30579268 it should maybe it is im just not in the mood at the moment..

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:42 No.30579320

>>30579236
Twilight breaks her horn and is unable to use magic.
She becomes more and more depressed over it but puts on a brave face around her friends.
Finally unable to take it, she rides her balloon as high as she can manage it to go.
And falls off the side, a length of rope around her neck.

>>	chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/15/11(Sat)01:42 No.30579321 >>30579259 I'm on RBD but haven't logged on in ages. I live out of state, so no STL brony meets for me.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:43 No.30579326 >>30579299 Why are you even asking him this? Does it really matter? He's another anon. He'll just disappear again whether you know or not.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:43 No.30579336 >>30579299 the guy from fimchan? no, that's also not me. is this just going to turn into a 'guess the hater' who's who? i'm just some guy who doesn't like your writing, no need to discuss it further.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:43 No.30579344 >>30579313 I'm rather curious as well. Is it just another dumb fanfic? Or just some art?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:44 No.30579350 >>30579321 I MIGHT go to one thats next week but I'm fairly sure it'll be fagtastic. There are some older people that are on the group but I still don't trust it...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:44 No.30579355 >>30579326 he likes to talk to people online so he doesn't feel so lonely

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:44 No.30579357 File1318657476.gif-(1.23 MB, 1280x720, Zoom.gif) >>30579268 It certainly is.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:44 No.30579359 >>30579316 Them maybe you should go find something to do that isn't dragging us down with you into your emo corner. Maybe actually try not to be miserable. Just a thought.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:44 No.30579363 >>30579072 why does it feel like that's been done quite a few times?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:44 No.30579365 >>30579355 ...I thought we all did that.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)01:45 No.30579369 >>30579247 I just messed around with every setting I could and found nothing. Sorry.

RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:45 No.30579380

>>30579336
>just some guy who doesn't like your writing

Well, you're a bit more than that, anon. You're some guy who doesn't like people who like my writing.

Were you the guy who said you liked my clean stories, but not my fapfics, then requested my fapfics, then falsely accused me of samefagging, then got butthurt when I dropped the request?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:46 No.30579386 >>30579369 The hidden fluttershy can be found in your heart

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:46 No.30579396 File1318657585.gif-(467 KB, 500x260, tumblr_lr8oer1SfQ1r2av34o1_500.gif) >>30579313 >That image >80s human Pinkie >Tiny dog pony HHHNNNNNGGGGG

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/15/11(Sat)01:46 No.30579406 >>30579369 Leth she's the window She IS the window Its very abstract Think that picture in Mallrats where that guy couldn't see the sailboat

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:46 No.30579407 >>30579336 Please stop responding to him... You're obviously not who he's looking for. He's just filling this thread with stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:47 No.30579413 File1318657627.gif-(448 KB, 500x275, 1318476707732.gif) >>30579268 If we were always happy, none of us would have any incentive to make things better. Cruel cycle tbh

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:47 No.30579422

>>30579380
do you have a list of all the people who have ever said they disliked you?

i jokingly suggested that because double d didn't like one of your stories, that he wasn't qualified to judge good writing. it was an off-hand comment, but yes, based in fact, as i think your writing is mediocre at best

i don't know if i've ever said as much on /co/ before. why is it such a big deal to you?

>>	RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 10/15/11(Sat)01:48 No.30579432 >>30579422 Just curious, anon.

Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:50 No.30579484
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>>30579363
It's been done in art once (maybe more, if you count flowers and secret candy), but I don't think I've seen it in fic form.

And this is me we're talking about, so I think if it'd been done, I'd have seen it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:50 No.30579491 KNOCK KNOCK

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:51 No.30579507 >>30579484 HOLY SHIT LOOK OUT MAC IT'S A VAMPIRE!

>>	Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)01:51 No.30579509 >>30579491 Who's there?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:51 No.30579510 >>30579491 WHO'S THERE?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:51 No.30579511 >>30579491 go away, i don't want any cookies!

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)01:51 No.30579513 File1318657891.png-(199 KB, 312x387, picture065.png) >>30579406 I don't see it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:51 No.30579514 File1318657896.jpg-(110 KB, 768x1024, Pinkie and..pinkie.jpg) >>30579413 Well I don't think you guys are happy very often. We need to tip the balance to the happiness side again.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:51 No.30579523 >>30579509 >>30579510 >>30579511 OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO RAPE YOU DEAD

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:52 No.30579528 File1318657925.jpg-(568 KB, 839x1740, 1299132499.sip_greetings_from_(...).jpg) >>30579014 WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE THAT'S BY THIS FUCKING FURFAG ARTIST

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:53 No.30579548 >>30579523 Rape you dead who?

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:53 No.30579559 >>30579528 ...No matter how many times I see this, I just don't get it.

>>	SB 10/15/11(Sat)01:54 No.30579568 File1318658059.png-(582 KB, 832x1000, Carrot Top.png) Alright I tried to fix some of the problems Obsidian pointed out.

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/15/11(Sat)01:54 No.30579573 File1318658086.png-(140 KB, 450x341, Flutterblush5.png) >>30579513 Light pink is the sky, yellow ish is her face and neck Look at Trixies hair curl. It sorta syncs up where Fluttershys hair ends in its own point. Least thats what I make of it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:54 No.30579575 >>30579528 >See thumbnail >Know it's that fucking image >Open it anyways >Rage all over again WHY AREN'T THE PEGASI SIMPLY FLYING OFF THE PLATFORM, WHY AREN'T THE UNICORNS DOING THEIR TELEK- MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE DRAW THIS

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:55 No.30579576 >>30579559 > I just don't get it. That's because a furry drew it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:55 No.30579582 >>30579528 Why is Rarity the first to die? Also, what is even the context of this pic. So I can gauge how stupid it really is.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:55 No.30579588 >>30579528 That's kind of sad. They're faces man, THEY'RE HORRIFIED FACES.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:55 No.30579590 >>30579575 my sentiments exactly.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:56 No.30579609 >>30579588 yes they are faces well done

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:56 No.30579610 >>30579575 It's a stupid picture, just take it for granite

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:56 No.30579611 File1318658181.png-(89 KB, 861x1075, 1318195173596.png) >>30579528 >Whyeveryonehatesfurries.png

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:57 No.30579631

>>30579582
The image title is "Visiting Ponyville"
And the artist comments are:
>mature because there's death ponys.. xP they freakin' stole my mind... D: ...
>thats how i show em ponies how much i love 'em.. :B
>some ponies are special... some have gum inside them.. xDD

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)01:57 No.30579644 >>30579631 ...You're joking. You're joking!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:58 No.30579653 >>30579609 Fuck man, why do I keep doing that? I need to get some sleep.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:58 No.30579654 File1318658285.png-(169 KB, 1055x756, fluttershy is not amused 2.png) >>30579631 kill it with fire

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:58 No.30579655 File1318658287.png-(449 KB, 1003x695, 1312688478451.png) >>30579528 >mfw Twilight will make a magic bubble again and save everyone.

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 10/15/11(Sat)01:58 No.30579669 File1318658313.png-(73 KB, 550x400, FuckThisThread.png) >>30579631

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:58 No.30579670 >>30579631 Is English their second language or some shit?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:58 No.30579679 >>30579655 Search you feelingsYou know this to be false

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)01:58 No.30579681 File1318658337.png-(497 KB, 764x764, picture068.png) >>30579631 Owch.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:59 No.30579701 >>30579610 Or so we've been lead to believe.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)01:59 No.30579708 >>30579670 Their first language must be a chat room.

>>	chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/15/11(Sat)02:00 No.30579715 >>30579631 Please tell me I can go to their house and beat the lolrandumkooky out of them.

Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)02:00 No.30579723
File1318658424.png-(530 KB, 1077x1006, 131719996210-fatshy.png)

Also!
Dearist darlingest /co/
Yesterday sucked!
Today we get new ponies!
Right now I'm getting drunk and writing some freaky sexy stuff instead of sleeping!
On the ticket:
Gawd/Littlepip
Rainbow Dash/Parasprites
And for the first and last time ever:
Rainbow Dash/a dude!

While I'm working on Gawd/Littlepip, anyone wanna read Fatty Futashy/Human Rainbow Dash from CL's The Life and Times of Futashy?
SURE YA DO!
Backstory: Rainbow hasn't had anything to do with Futashy since she embarrassed her at an athletic competition involving people and their ponies by trying to hump everything instead of compete. What made it worse was that Rainbow only went because her hero Spitfire was competing. So, neglected by Dash and pampered by Pinkie, Futashy is now Fattyshy.
Enjoy or call me names!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:00 No.30579726 File1318658434.png-(153 KB, 476x400, 130163952222-(n1301723730342).png) >>30579313 >>30578260 That's "Weepy Cry" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5629553/ She's the element of Sorrow!

>>	Fluffy !BUTTS/Ojd2 10/15/11(Sat)02:00 No.30579728 File1318658435.jpg-(119 KB, 550x550, wtfman.jpg) >>30579631 That was almost painful to read... I don't want this to be the first thing I see on my return to this thread...

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)02:00 No.30579734 File1318658458.png-(16 KB, 404x408, 1305916114323.png) >>30579708 Or Gaia!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:01 No.30579738 >>30579528 >Dat disproportionately tiny Bon Bon >Dat random zombie attacking an OC The more I look at it, the less I understand.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:02 No.30579753 >>30579738 >that dog above i just... no

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/15/11(Sat)02:02 No.30579754 >>30579723 You're completely bonkers!

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:02 No.30579757

>>30579644
I wish I was. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5344989/

HE HAS ALSO DRAWN:
Pinkie getting fucked by a fox.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5231525/
Twilight getting fucked by an OC.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5162441/
His fursona convincing Pinkie to become a murderer.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5664636/
Fluttershy surrounded by dead ponies and a spike impaled through her neck while a dragon rapes her.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6108097/

>>	Jailbait 10/15/11(Sat)02:02 No.30579761 >>30579738 >Dat disproportionately tiny Bon Bon How the fuck did I not notice this

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:02 No.30579774 >>30579726 The only thing more painful is the comments. It's like Ponychan, only older.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:03 No.30579789 File1318658597.jpg-(80 KB, 456x386, 1318208399457.jpg) >>30579726 >Sip >SIP >SIP IT'S TIME FOR RAGE.

>>	Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)02:03 No.30579797 >>30579754 I have gone mad and my pain will be yours. Or your pleasure if you're into that kinda stuff.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:04 No.30579813 >>30579774 Fucking furries. I used to not even care about them, now after the shit I've seen them do with MLP...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:04 No.30579816 >>30579723 uh, were you supposed to link a fic?

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:04 No.30579823
File1318658694.jpg-(25 KB, 291x400, falloutequestria2.jpg)

Just finished chapter 41.

New episode in 7 hours! fucking finally

Checking in before I sleep - See y'all in the morn.
Found out recently that I actually get The Hub, so I'll be watching on TV and using MLPG as a chat room...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:05 No.30579834 File1318658726.png-(13 KB, 438x499, WHATTHEHELLMAN.png) >>30579757

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:05 No.30579840 File1318658741.jpg-(182 KB, 500x540, Herp.jpg) >>30579757 ...D-Do you have those bookmarked or something anon? Oh god. We need more happy ponies so we can forget about this portion of the fandom for a second. We don't need to rage all the time.

>>	Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)02:06 No.30579852 >>30579816 Oh HAH! Silly me! >>30579723 LINK HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14cYj1-e3VTNnHaob5BYtHaObBfI91KLjYmBg7kEi-RM/edit?hl=en_US

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:06 No.30579860 >>30579823 >41 chapters ...why? Harry Potter books don't even have that many chapters.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:07 No.30579879 >>30579757 >Can't see half of them Welp. What's with the random Disney style dalmatian in the Pinkie Pie comic?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:07 No.30579892 >>30579840 Oh boy happy pony time finally! >image limit I am so unhappy...

>>	Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)02:07 No.30579895 >>30579860 It's BETTER than Harry Potter. It has ponies. Lesbian ponies!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:08 No.30579899 >>30579723 >Rainbow Dash/a dude! Pacce you are embarrassing yourself!

>>	Jailbait 10/15/11(Sat)02:08 No.30579901 >>30579823 What is the average amount of pages for a chapter of FO:E?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:08 No.30579906 >>30579860 But these are like... Good... Your point is irrelevant.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)02:08 No.30579908 >>30579723 >working on Gawd/Littlepip But Gawd told Littlepip she wasn't her type...

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)02:08 No.30579909 Wait, it's only seven hours till pony? well fuck. I might not get to sleep tonight after all.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:09 No.30579922

>>30579879
Be glad you can't see them.
That dog is his personal character.

>>30579789
You know what bugs me the most about this motherfucker?
He does all this incredibly awful and rage-inducing shit, and all of a sudden makes some things that are pretty cool, like http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6355065/ He can do great things but actively chooses to churn out horrible shit (mostly on commission).
He's like 0r0ch1 except with broken English and less talent. And his OC doesn't fuck any ponies.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:09 No.30579923 >>30579823 I think Fallout: Equestria has dragged on too long. The time for the long fanfics to reach their climax was over the summer. Although at this point F:E is more than a fanfic.

>>	Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)02:09 No.30579930 >>30579899 >>30579908 Trust in me. Just in me. I don't write unless I think it's a good idea.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:09 No.30579931 I'm going to have to watch the new episode on youtube. No way am I getting up that early.

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)02:09 No.30579942 >>30579757 >Fluttershy surrounded by dead ponies and a spike impaled through her neck while a dragon rapes her. ...Oh. It's THAT guy. Okay. Not gonna bother trying to figure anything out anymore.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:10 No.30579957 >>30579895 >>30579906 >fanfiction >good God dammit. /co/ really needs to make up its mind about fanfiction and OCs. Every day it's a different opinion.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:10 No.30579963

>You should have acted. He's already here.
>The Elements told of his return.
>His defeat... was merely a delay.
>From the time after Celestia overthrew him...
>When the Queens of Equestria would spill their own blood.
>But no one wanted to believe...
>Believe he even existed.
>And when the TRUTH finally DAWNS
>IT DAWNS IN CHAOS
>But...
>There's ONE he FEARS
>In their tongue, she is "Twilight Sparkle"...
>FRIENDSHIPBORN!

FUS ROH DAH!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:10 No.30579965 >>30579930 >Implying im going to read straight Dash You are small time Pacce!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:10 No.30579968 >>30579957 If it's good, we like it, if it's shit, we don't. That wasn't so hard.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:10 No.30579977 >>30579957 We're not a hivemind like lesser boards. You can have your own opinion! You're free!

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)02:11 No.30579980 >>30579957 >implying /co/ is a singular entity It's varied day to day, just different folk with different opinions.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)02:11 No.30579984 >>30579957 Maybe because there's multiple people with multiple opinions across multiple timezones?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:11 No.30579990 >>30579963 Waiting pony mods for Skyrim.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:11 No.30579992 >>30579957 It has gore, lesbians, guns and ultra violence. We did not have a chance, bro.

>>	Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)02:11 No.30579994 >>30579965 Who said she was straight? wink

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:11 No.30579995 >>30579942 That one WAS a commission though. The commissioner was http://www.furaffinity.net/user/blayze

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:11 No.30579999 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 >>30579978 fresh thread

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:12 No.30580015

>>30579757
>if yer friends hurt you... you hurt your friends... XDDD Pinkie's twisted friend world matches perfectly for my char.. XDDD

darn it.. i though this would look better after finishing it.. /: ... ohh well.. XDD.. emo pinkie FTW!!! X3..

...Why did I read this. I'm putting it here so you all know my pain. I will share it with you...because I am generous.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:12 No.30580016 >>30579994 She is going to rape a dude isnt she?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:12 No.30580021 >>30579931 >Youtube >Not downloading episodes in HD

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:12 No.30580033 >>30579931 fucking casual

>>	SB 10/15/11(Sat)02:13 No.30580045 >>30579568 Welp, calling this final, so if I fucked anything up it's permanent.

>>	Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)02:13 No.30580046 >>30580016 No! Don't be silly! Just trust me. This will be GREAT.

>>	chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/15/11(Sat)02:13 No.30580064 >>30579994 Attaboy.

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/15/11(Sat)02:14 No.30580092 >>30580045 It looked fine to my untrained eye, the anatomy is noticeable better adjusted.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:14 No.30580097 >>30580046 >this doesn't look good

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/15/11(Sat)02:14 No.30580106 >>30579930 Unless you're putting it way back when or just removing it from canon entirely, Pip cheating on Homage is just not okay dude.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:15 No.30580126 >>30580046 Btw did you finish Candybags fics?

Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 10/15/11(Sat)02:17 No.30580168

>>30580106
It's before she met Homage. Shortly after killing the dragon, actually.
Although to be fair, she WAS thinking about it in 41.
>>30580126
No, they require coherence and I'm in a fucking lousy mood.
Will work on them after new pony.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:17 No.30580180 >>30580106 I feel more strongly about this than anything actually canon... is this wrong?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:18 No.30580204 >>30580180 Kinda.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:55 No.30580971 >>30580204 Did he get lost or something?

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)02:56 No.30580995

Shit, just had a power outage. Hope that doesn't happen again...
>>30580888
>"Hey, I think someone is following us."
The CMC freeze in their tracks. They get a little worried, thinking that one of the adults might have found out what they were planning.

They immediately scold you, thinking that you snitched on them. You swear that nobody knows, though they believe otherwise.
>>30580850
>>30580878
You decide to venture deeper into the cave and closer to the 'gemstones'. As your lantern approaches the sparkly objects, you see the blue outline of some transparent beast up ahead. Scootaloo immediately stops.

It's eyes are closed as it snores, filling up a good portion of the path ahead. To its left, along the wall, is a small, thin ledge with a chasm under it.

To the right, it hugs the wall too tightly to travel passed it, but the ledge up above seems to continue along, no creature obstructions whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:57 No.30581019 >>30580995 We go over. Less chance of bumping it on the way.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)02:58 No.30581021 >>30580995 Head back and take the high path.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)02:58 No.30581028 >>30580995 oh god, you've found an Ursa Minor Gotta try that ledge, man. Any means necessary.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:59 No.30581046 >>30580995 Ledge if we can reach it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:00 No.30581057 >>30580995 RIDE BEAST LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:00 No.30581072 >>30580995 maybe Scootaloo can fly up there and tie the rope to something so we can climb up

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:01 No.30581095

>>30581019
>>30581021
>>30581028
You mention that you have to go back and give the ledge a shot; there's no other way to get around the Ursa that's in your way. The CMC agree with you, knowing that the only safe route now would be to try and find a way up above.

As you start heading back, you see a pair of red eyes along the bend. Scootaloo trots on ahead.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:02 No.30581114 >>30581095 Scootaloo! Wait! Stop!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:02 No.30581117 >>30581072 This, but move back to where we first save the high road to do so. Alternitivly, have Sweetie levitate the road up or Applebloom use her mad Apple family skilz to lasso something up there.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:02 No.30581123 >>30581095 Stop Scoot Illuminate the eyes. be ready to run like hell.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:03 No.30581127 >>30581095 Still be cautious. Those red eye might have an owner this time. Once we reach the ledge, form the Pillar of Pony, and have Scoots jump off the top and try to hover over the ledge.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:03 No.30581131 >>30581095 We've been fooled by eyes once. But no risks. Examine them.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:04 No.30581147 Do we have an eye poking device?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:05 No.30581157 >>30581147 We have Sweeties horn Does that count?

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:05 No.30581163

>>30581114
>>30581127
>>30581131
>>30581123
She looks over her shoulder, telling you not to worry. She says that it's just the gems again. They remain frozen in place up ahead, but you see them disappear and reappear quickly, all the while having light shone in that direction.

She continues on, not giving the strange red glares a second thought.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:05 No.30581166 >>30581147 There are stalactites around. We should grab one to use for poking.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:06 No.30581179 >>30581163 Facehoof, but continue onward, keeping an eye out.

>>	Zharkaer 10/15/11(Sat)03:06 No.30581181 >>30581163 Pull her back, quickly!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:06 No.30581183 >>30581157 If we want something useless, sure. >>30581166 Agleed

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:06 No.30581191 >>30581163 Might as well catch up with her, in case things go south.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:07 No.30581195 >>30581163 if she's not going to stop might as well give her the bat to defend herself

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:07 No.30581197 >>30581163 They blinked. Gems don't blink. What if it's a spider? A big spider. We should probably bail. Because we aren't walking through a puddle of phosphorescent perfume right now. That's not where these eyes were.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:07 No.30581198 >>30581163 DAMMIT SCOOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP. Tell her to come back if she want's to know a secret.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:08 No.30581215 >>30581163 Something's off... You need to follow Scootaloo closely. She doesn't know what she might be in for.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:08 No.30581220 >>30581215 Eh, Scoots lived a good life...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:09 No.30581226 >>30581198 This. A very secret secret. Then, when she takes the bait, pull her in close and whisper; 'Gems don't blink'. Or kiss her if you're into that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:09 No.30581229 >>30581197 spiders don't blink either

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:10 No.30581251 >>30581229 Its a fucking creeper!

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:11 No.30581264

>>30581179
>>30581191
>>30581195
>>30581215
Against your better judgment, you press ahead, walking straight toward the 'gems'. As they get a little larger, you watch them zig zag back and forth. The CMC stops cold in their tracks, terrified.

Suddenly, Scootaloo turns into a stone sculpture, frozen in place with the lantern stuck in her mouth. Sweetie Belle and Applebloom panic, running toward the Ursa Minor. Applebloom skids to a stop and screams back for you to hurry; they'll save Scootaloo later.

She grabs her back and shuts her eyes, running away from the horrible Cockatrice you just walked up to.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:11 No.30581278 >>30581163 Wail on them with the bat.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:11 No.30581279 File1318662708.png-(193 KB, 311x311, 345737.png) >>30581220 I sincerely doubt that sir, but irreguardless, she's done.

>>	FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:11 No.30581280 >>30581264 (back -> bat. Sorry bout that)

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:12 No.30581287 >>30581264 So would it be in poor taste to say we should chicken out right now?

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:12 No.30581296 >>30581264 BASH COCKATRICE WITH LANTERN THINK LATER VIOLENCE NOW

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:12 No.30581299 >>30581264 Look for a stalactite/mite to grab while running away.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:13 No.30581307 >>30581296 WE HAVE HUGE GUTS BASH AND SMAAAAAAAASH!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:14 No.30581324 >>30581287 Not in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:14 No.30581327 >>30581264 Welp, we fucked up. Let's tackle that cockatrice and make it unstone her. Keep our eyes closed during the process though.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:14 No.30581331 >>30581307 RIP AND TEAAAAAAR!

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:14 No.30581335 >>30581264 attack the cockatrice with the heaviest thing you can get your hands on keep your eyes on the ground and swing with wild abandon

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:14 No.30581337

>>30581264

Fuck, this is tough. We'll need that cockatrice if we want to unstone Scoots, but trying to capture it might just lead to a bad end for all of us.

On the other hand, if we can lure it into the cave, we might be able to stone the ursa minor.

Fuck, I guess we try to lure it towards the ursa. Hopefully it'll prioritize it over us.

>>	FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:14 No.30581340 >>30581287 >>30581299 (flight) >>30581296 >>30581307 (fight) (We have a tie. What shall we do, gentlemen?)

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:15 No.30581347 >>30581335 No or Scoot will be stoned forever Ponyville doesn't need a new statue.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:15 No.30581354 >>30581340 We trick it into waking up the Ursa.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:15 No.30581358 >>30581340 Flight to prepare for fight.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:15 No.30581360 I say we use a save

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:15 No.30581362 Do we still have the firestarter? Light that fucker on fire! When approaching it look directly down. If you don't see its eyes you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:16 No.30581369 >>30581354 This, Trick it to wake up the ursa

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:16 No.30581370 >>30581340 FUCK THE LANTERN FUCK THE BAT I WANT TO REND THE FLESH FROM BONE WITH NOTHING BUT MY PONY TEETH OH YES THERE WILL BE BLOOD

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:16 No.30581374 >>30581347 you don't have to kill it just knock it out im really drunk at the moment, so forgive me if my suggestions suck

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:18 No.30581393

>>30581296
>>30581307
>>30581331
>>30581327
>>30581335
You call Applebloom back, demanding that she keep her eyes shut. You feel scales slither up along your back and feathers brush against your ear; quickly, two red eyes come into your peripheral.

With a loud crack, you watch Applebloom smack the Cocaktrice with the bat over the head. Her bat snaps in two, lying on the floor. The Cockatrice doesn't seem too bothered by this. You buck it in the stomach a few times; your earth pony legs don't seem to be doing much to it.

Applebloom reiterates that you should run. The feathery foe starts to coil around you.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:19 No.30581408 >>30581393 Bite the fucker.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:19 No.30581409 To everyone who says we should fight it: Cockatrices seem to be a decent size compared to fillies and probably have sharp claws. Fighting it would just lead to us getting beat up until it forced us to open our eyes.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:19 No.30581412 >>30581393 USE SNAKEBLOOM USE SNAKEBLOOM

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:19 No.30581415 >>30581393 "oh come ON!" get the fuck out of dodge

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:19 No.30581420 >>30581393 Ah what the hell. HEADBUTT IT THEN RUN

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:19 No.30581424 TIE IT WITH THE ROPE!

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:19 No.30581428 >>30581393 focus on the path you wish to take, then shut your eyes and gun it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:20 No.30581432 >>30581393 Flee. Lead it to the Bigger Fish. If you're lucky Sweetie will have rockfall trip rigged up by now.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:20 No.30581435 >>30581409 judging by their size in Staremaster, four fillies should be a match for it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:21 No.30581456 >>30581424 This or throw the cape over its head

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:21 No.30581458 >>30581435 but one is incapacitated

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:21 No.30581468 >>30581458 three fillies. still a match

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:21 No.30581469 >>30581435 Well three fillies and rock aren't We are in a pickle. We need to convince the cockatrice to unstone Scoot before we lose track of it forever.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:22 No.30581482 >>30581456 To bad we forgot to bring a Golden Needle.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:23 No.30581492

>>30581415
>>30581420
>"Oh come ON!"
You slam your head back, smashing the Cockatrice in the jaw. It loosens up its grip for just a moment as you slip free and high tail it behind Applebloom. As you run, you realize that Scootaloo still has the torch in her mouth. The darkness of the cave envelopes you as you approach the starry pattern of the incredibly dangerous Ursa.

Applebloom bumps into you and wraps her forelegs around you, saying that you're going to need to stick together. She can't find Sweetie Belle, so it's just you two at the moment.

You hear the Cockatrice call just a few feet away. It seems to be keeping its distance, its red eyes swaying in the air nearby.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:23 No.30581506

>>30581435

One filly is all we have (Applebloom). Raisin is constricted at the moment, Scoots is stoned, and Sweetie is being useless (or hiding). And while Applebloom is the MLP version of Solid Snake, Snakeater, or what-have-you, this is a chicken-snake and therefore out of her juristiction.

Kick it in the face and flee.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:24 No.30581518 >>30581492 We need to find Sweetie We fucked up guys GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:24 No.30581520 >>30581492 Well... you still have one more candle. But what of the lantern? Looks like you're going to have to DIY something together to hold that candle.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:25 No.30581541 >>30581492 Ask Applebloom if she knows how to make and use a lasso. Proceed to ready it quickly if so.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:25 No.30581550 >>30581492 Set up flanking. Attempt to either knock out or otherwise blind the cockatrice. Then either beat it into submission or threaten it with Fluttershy. If we're lucky, it'll be THAT cockatrice.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:27 No.30581576 >>30581550 Let's go ahead and do this. Worst Case scenario: We reload to a point when nopony was stoned.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:27 No.30581577 >>30581492 Desperate times call for desperate measures. Wait until the cockatrice approaches, then wake the ursa. Do we have a save? I think we really need to use one.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:27 No.30581584

>>30581520
You push the small, scared filly away for a moment as you withdraw a candle from your saddlebag. You bring out the stompstarter, but look back over your shoulder at the Ursa sleeping just a few feet from your back. The stompstarter tends to make a bit of noise...
>>30581541
You ask Applebloom if she can make a lasso. She says that Applejack taught her how to, so she probably can... but not in the complete, pitch black.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:29 No.30581606 >>30581584 It's either wake the Ursa or get raped by the cockatrice Any way game over Light the candle. Also try to find Sweetie.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:29 No.30581611 >>30581584 light it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:29 No.30581615 >>30581584 Wait until the cockatrice approaches, light the match, and then have you and Applebloom try to run around the monster so it sees the cockatrice first.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:29 No.30581616

>>30581577
>>30581576
(Being slightly merciful, if you guys do fuck up, I'll reset 1 of 2 times for you back to a 'safe' time. This is before any monster encounters or serious fuck ups, like getting Scootaloo stoned.

You've only got 2 resets, however. I'll not offer any more as that will make the game too long.)

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:29 No.30581619 >>30581577 This, we need to make the ursa and the cockatrice fight

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:29 No.30581620 >>30581584 You'll have to chance it. There is no other option. Oh, and find something reflective to carry around. A cockatrice can be killed by seeing its own reflection. Push comes to shove, we'll have to chance it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:30 No.30581638 >>30581619 Agreed, wait till it gets close, throw something heavy at the Ursa, hell, kick it if you must, and HIDE

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:31 No.30581656 >>30581584 Wait in the darkness for the cockatrice to approach. Wake the ursa with a rock when it comes into the room. Hide.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:32 No.30581670

>>30581620
We can't kill it.
We will lose Scoot and probably Sweetie forever.
This was a bad idea.

>>30581619
We can't risk it.
If the Ursa wins we're fucked and Scoot is done for
If the cockatrice wins we're fucked because in the cave there's also a URSA MAJOR
We're fucked.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:33 No.30581681 >>30581670 The cockatrice's magic may wear off upon death.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:33 No.30581682

>>30581606
>>30581611
>>30581615
You decide to stomp on the stompstarter to get a flame going. As you lean over to light your candle, you hear the creature behind you grumble. Applebloom asks you what you just did... and if you have a plan.

The Ursa starts to pick up and shift about, careful not to roll off the ledge to its side. It looks ahead, noticing the candle you just lit. The Cockatrice seems to have all but disappeared from sight.

Applebloom wraps her trembling forelegs around you again, unsure of what you planned to do after waking the Ursa and scaring the Cockatrice away.

The candle doesn't do anything to reveal any other pony in the cave. Sweetie cannot be seen anywhere nearby.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:34 No.30581694 >>30581616 Wait, that was a serious fuck up? Shit, we might be in worse shape than I thought. >>30581620 I don't think we should kill it. I mean, what if Scoots stays stoned forever if that happens?

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:34 No.30581703 >>30581682 Whelp. Throw the candle in it's face in an attempt to startle it, and get it to fall over the ledge.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:35 No.30581707 >>30581682 Pass out. Play dead. Maybe it will fall back asleep and leave you be.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:36 No.30581724 >>30581682 1. Tie the rope to a nearby stalagmite 2. Tie the other end around your waist 3. Tell Applebloom to hold on tight, baby 4. Run past the ursa and do a swan dive off the ledge

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:36 No.30581725 >>30581682 >>30581682 Damn, things are looking pretty grim. Neither Sweetie Belle or the cockatrice could have gotten past the bear, so they must be outside. I'm afraid that we have to try to get to the cave entrance. We can't lose the cockatrice.

Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:36 No.30581730

>>30581694
which is why I added
>Push comes to shove

We need to try to restore Scootaloo. We haven't come to a point where further danger focrces us to kill in self-defense yet.

>>30581682
Is the Ursa angered? Stand fast and hold your ground. Get ready to turn and run though.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:36 No.30581737 >>30581682 We can't stay in the open, so to speak. We need cover. Try to duck under the ledge to the left of the Ursa. Leave the candle where it is, as a decoy.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:37 No.30581741 >>30581724 You know what, I vote this. Why the hell not? We're already boned, let's see what happens.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:38 No.30581760 >>30581741 Who's going to pull us up? BAD IDEA

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:40 No.30581781 >>30581737 Let's try this.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:41 No.30581792 >>30581760 I don't see many options here. One is stoned, another missing, one hugging us for dear life, and we're staring down a recently-awoken Ursa.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:41 No.30581802 >>30581792 do we at least have something to cut the rope with?

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:42 No.30581803

>>30581703
You send the molten candle up towards its head, managing to splatter the wax against its chest. It looks down then back to the two desperate fillies ahead. He sneers, annoyed and grumpy that he's been so rudely awakened.
>>30581724
As the bear glares at you, you fasten the rope to your waist.
"Hang on, baby!"
You grab the red bow wearing filly up in your hooves, realizing that she weighs more than you do. You sling the other end of the rope to a stalactite overhead, miraculously getting a hold on it. Surprised, you proceed to step 2 of your brilliant plan.

You jump off the ledge, hoping that the rope over head holds. The Ursa watches you curiously.

Only a few feet from your jump, the rope slips off the overhead stalactite. You plummet into the dark void below, the combination of you and Appleblooms terrified screams echoing into silence.

You kinda died. Nice try, though. Almost worked... except you ended up landing pretty close to Sweetie Belle.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:42 No.30581808 >>30581802 TEETH

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:42 No.30581815 Run past the ursa, get the orb we were looking for and use it to find a way to save ourselves!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:43 No.30581826 >>30581803 TPK. So that's what happened to Sweetie. Dayum shame.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:43 No.30581827 >>30581803 Activate sands of time. Load from last checkpoint.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:43 No.30581828 >>30581803 At least ponyville has a new statue when they come look for us.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:43 No.30581831 >>30581803 HUZZAH FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS! God damn it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:44 No.30581839 >>30581803 Welp, I guess we load the save. Don't really know how we're going to get ourselves out of this one. Cockatrice on one end, celestial bear on the other. Guess we have to find some way to take the upper path.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:44 No.30581842 >>30581803 The funeral was short and mostly informal. Many tears were shed. Reset.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:45 No.30581854 >except you ended up landing pretty close to Sweetie Belle so she was ded? :(

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:45 No.30581856 >>30581839 Turn rope into lasso, throw lasso up onto ledge, climb up.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:46 No.30581872 >>30581854 Flattened like a marshmallow that had been stomped on, by the sounds of it.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:46 No.30581874

>>30581827
>WISE FWOM YO GWAVE
You hear a very odd backwards sound effects kind of noise. You find yourself next to the Ursa Minor again, but now the whole group is together again. You look around, feeling your coat to see if everything is real. Applebloom asks if you're okay, to which you respond "I think so..."

With a small ledge on the left over a chasm and a safe path up above, but no way to attach any rope to a stalactite to get up there, you consider your options with the CMC.

Behind you, back around the bend, you see a pair of red eyes hovering in the darkness, unwavering and still.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:48 No.30581900 >>30581874 Go into stealth mode. Try to sneak across the ledge.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:48 No.30581901 >>30581874 Suggest we carefully take the ledge to the left.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:48 No.30581902 >>30581874 Let's keep on going and take the ledge path.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:48 No.30581906 >>30581874 "Stop, Scoots. I don't think those are gems this time around." Examine the ledge to the left. Is the path too slim to be able to cross?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:48 No.30581907 >>30581874 Try for the low road this time. Have Applebloom securely attach the rope to a stalagmite, and leave Scoots up here long enough for the three of us to get down. She can come gliding down afterwords.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:50 No.30581928

>>30581900
>>30581901
>>30581902
You point out that there is a very thin walkway to the left of the chasm. Sweetie immediately shakes her head, not wanting to travel that path. She suggests that the group head back and try to find a way to the safe path up above. Applebloom seems to be willing to give this route a shot, but agrees if there's any way to the wide path above, she'd be willing to take it.

Scootaloo is already sliding across the wall, shuffling her hooves together to traverse the chasm path. Holding the lantern, you watch the little light source travel across the dangerous chasm path.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:50 No.30581929 >>30581906 Fuck just telling her. Scoots is obviously mentally retarded. Grab her tail until she moves her ass across the ledge.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:51 No.30581941 >>30581928 "We follow the light. Come on Crusaders, don't be chicken!" Spoken softly.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:51 No.30581953 >>30581928 Follow Scoots. Act with confidence and the others will follow suit.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:51 No.30581954 >>30581928 Make fun of them and insinuate that they're cowards. Going back is certain bad end.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:51 No.30581957 >>30581928 Scootaloo, you dumbass... Ugh. Give the path a try.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:52 No.30581960 >>30581928 Use Scootaloo's lead as a prod for the other two. "it's too late now, unless you want to fumble around in the dark."

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:52 No.30581965 >>30581928 Tell Sweetie Bell that she can stay here and make friends with a cockatrice if she doesn't want to try the walkway.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)03:56 No.30582029

>>30581941
>>30581953
>>30581954
>>30581957
>>30581960
>>30581965
"Come on, I thought you guys were crusaders. Scootaloo's not afraid and she's a chicken."

You follow Scoots lead, hugging the wall. Immediately, you notice how deep the chasm below really goes. A low, resounding noise passes up from the deep darkness; nothing can be seen below. You slide across, trying to catch up with Scoots. She's already standing on solid ground, boasting of her accomplishment quietly.

Applebloom and Sweetie Belle soon follow, though Sweetie Belle is really shaky. As they are halfway across, the ground gives way under Sweetie's hoof. She slips a little bit, catching the side of the ledge. She dangles precariously over the pit, whimpering softly in terror.

She looks to you and the others. They're panicking a little, unsure of what to do.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:57 No.30582053 >>30582029 Pull her up before the rest of it goes. Fast.Give her an end of the rope just in case, and have Scoots and AB hold the other end.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)03:57 No.30582058 >>30582029 Hang in there, Sweetie! We're coming for you! ...but do it SLOWLY.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)03:58 No.30582065 >>30582029 Shuffle back over and lend a hoof, hoping that they can stick together for an undetermined reason.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)03:58 No.30582066 >>30582029 Take her hoof. Help her up.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:58 No.30582075 >>30582053 This.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:59 No.30582081 >>30582029 Grab her, um, brace yourself against her in some fashion and just take it slow.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:00 No.30582100

>>30582058
>>30582053
>>30582065
>>30582066
You shuffle back along the wall, though Applebloom stands between you and the endangered filly. She's already reaching over to give Sweetie a hoof back up, but she's afraid she'll lose her balance and fall.

Scootaloo shuffles back onto the ledge, approaching you three as Sweetie loses her grip on the thin ledge.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:01 No.30582119 >>30582100 Toss her one end of the rope fast, hold the other end in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:01 No.30582125 >>30582100 Reach out and try to bite her hair or her tail or something. As Scootaloo to hover and try to help somehow, if she falls she's a goner.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:01 No.30582126 >>30582100 "Applebloom! Grab her!" You tell her quickly, grabbing onto her other hoof while reaching your other hoof out for scoots to grab.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:01 No.30582130 >>30582100 Give scoots the rope, have her dive after sweetie. You and AB take the other end and jump back to the solid ground. Brace for weight.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:03 No.30582152 I like the rope ideas.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:07 No.30582222

>>30582119
>>30582130
>>30582126
>>30582125
You motion for Applebloom to grab the struggling unicorn. Just as Applebloom grabs for her, Sweetie loses her grip. In the absolute nick of time, Applebloom catches her, though finds herself falling fowards fast. You instinctively bite onto Applebloom's tail, though the weight of the two fillies takes a toll on your balance. Amazingly, you're able to hold onto the rock wall by bracing yourself against two pits in the wall.

Scootaloo panics, reaching through your bag for the rope. She brings it up in her mouth, but cannot find anything nearby to fasten it to. Grip slipping, you need to act fast.

There's a stalactite up above and an outcropping of crystals on the other side of the chasm, next to where Scootaloo was standing previously.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:09 No.30582248 >>30582222 Gesticulate wildly towards the crystals. While waiting for Scoots to tie it off, try and drag them back to solid ground or at least not fall.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:10 No.30582263 >>30582222 keep trying oh god oh god signal for Scootaloo to tie the rope to the crystals

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:10 No.30582270 >>30582248 >>30582263 these

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:11 No.30582285 >>30582222 God damn it Sweetie, why can't you teleport? Tell scoots to get back to solid ground, and try to keep hold of the roap in case you fall while tying it to the crystal formation.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:12 No.30582307 >>30582222 Shit, um, stalactite. The crystals might by brittle. The stalactite might be slippery, but we just have to take that chance. It'll be easier to tie anyways.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:13 No.30582308

>>30582248
Scootaloo sees what you're getting at. She shuffles back over and glides to the small outcropping. Tying the rope off, she throws the other end over to you. The rope flies through the air; you must take a chance if you hope to catch it.

If you loosen your grip, however, you may find yourself plummeting into the darkness. The two fillies aren't getting any lighter, either; it's impossible to pull them back up. You strain, but they sink lower with every passing moment.

What shall you do?

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:14 No.30582325 >>30582308 QUICK TIME EVENT PRESS X TO CATCH ROPE WITH TEETH

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:14 No.30582331 >>30582308 Fuck it, grab the rope. It's all or nothing now anyway.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:14 No.30582342 >>30582308 Leap, try to grab onto the rope high enough to where the other two CAN grab onto it as well. Grab with both your free hoof and your teeth, and legs if possible.

>>	FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:14 No.30582345 >>30582325 (In your mouth, you currently have: Applebloom's Tail) Are you sure you want to do this?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:15 No.30582354 >>30582308 Grab the rope, your fate is sealed if you do nothing.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:15 No.30582360 >>30582345 WAIT, TELL them about the rope first, so they know!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:15 No.30582363 >>30582345 Nope, let's see if Sweetie Bell can cath the rope in her teeth.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:16 No.30582372 >>30582345 Oh, to then grab with both hooves, yelling at them to grab the rope while jumping.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:16 No.30582376 >>30582345 fuck it my mind is blank right now

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:17 No.30582385 >>30582345 See if all three of us can't grab it. Sweetie with teeth, AB and us with hooves.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:17 No.30582402 Swing sweetie to the rope and tell her to grab it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:18 No.30582405 >>30582385 But hooves can't really grip a rope.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:18 No.30582407 >>30582345 What the fuck else we can do? Unless Sweetie Belle can catch it, then we have to use our hooves.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:18 No.30582416

>>30582331
>>30582342
You let the long rope travel a ways passed your body before taking a leap of faith and grabbing on. Sweetie screams wildly as you all go airborn over the black pit. Everything seems to disappear into the darkness for a moment, but Scoots brings the torch over the crystals above your head. Amazingly, the impact into the stony wall hasn't loosened the grip of your comrades.

The two fillies grab onto the rope as well. Applebloom's is oriented backwards on the rope, her butt facing up. She's hardly in an ideal climbing position.

Above you, you hear a very faint crackling noise.

Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:19 No.30582430

>>30582360

You'd still have to let go of Applebloom to say anything.

I have the sinking feeling that anything we do will lead to a bad end. Without the boomerang, we can't get to the upper path. We might have to use a quickload to go back to the very beginning.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:20 No.30582439 >>30582416 Keep hold of Appleblooms tail to give her support, and climb up. Try to motion to Scoots to help pull the rope.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:21 No.30582446 >>30582416 CLIMB BABY, CLIMB Applebloom should try to reorient herself, if possible.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:21 No.30582448 >>30582416 See if we can tell Scootaloo to grab the rope without actually letting go of Applebloom. Start climbing for all we're worth

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:22 No.30582458 >>30582416 GRAB THE ROPE SCOOTS! Roll a geology check to identify the crystal and try to bounce in such a way that you're half a phase off from the crystal's resonance frequency. That should in practice make the crystal more resistant to fracture.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:22 No.30582462

>>30582439
You climb up the rope, pulling Applebloom up with you. Scootaloo is already helping pull the rope up as if she had read your mind; she pushes a hoof against the crystal for a brace and helps pull you three up to safety.

You hear a distinct crackling noise above you.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:22 No.30582465 >>30582416 Clamber for all we're worth, and hope Scoots gets the idea to help by pulling the rope up with us.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:23 No.30582475 >>30582416 Tell Scoot to pull us up on the rope, and help us out. Then Help Appleboom, and Climb up fast.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:23 No.30582482 >>30582462 ...It wasn't the torch? Look up.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:23 No.30582489 >>30582462 Watch out and move out of the way; something's about to fall on you. Make sure not to split up as you move!

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:24 No.30582493 >>30582462 Quickly thank scoots and make sure that everyone is okay. Take the lantern and shine it up above, checking for what it might be.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:24 No.30582499 >>30582482 Wait, torch? WHERE'S the torch?! ...oh no

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:25 No.30582508 >>30582462 Dive out of the way, that stalactite seems like it's going to fall at any moment.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:26 No.30582521 >>30582462 Tell them all to get out of the way fast, something is about to fall on us.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:26 No.30582527

>>30582482
You strain to turn your head under the weight of Applebloom, but cannot see anything. You near Scootaloo's hooves as she pulls you up to firm ground. Sweetie Belle is on her way up the rope still...

You see part of the crystal shatter under Scootaloo's hooves. She doesn't take notice, too concerned with pulling up her friend.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:27 No.30582546 >>30582527 Tell her to grab the fucking rope, you can pull yourself up from there. Maybe try to lean on it to increase the friction.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:28 No.30582547 >>30582527 Get up and pull Sweetie up quickly.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:28 No.30582549 >>30582527 Make noise, bring her attention to it. No sense in her falling to her death. Hopefully she'll grab the rope in time before the crystal she tied it too shatters and takes us all with it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:28 No.30582550 >>30582527 The crystal is cracking! Warn Scoot about her footing, and keep climbing

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:28 No.30582556 >>30582527 Tell scoots to dig in and stop pulling. Get your ass up the rest of the way yourself.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:30 No.30582578 >>30582550 >>30582556 These.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:31 No.30582596

>>30582547
>>30582550
>>30582556
You swing over to the ledge, pulling yourself up. Through sheer earth pony strength, you manage to pull Applebloom up onto the ledge with your teeth. Immediately, you warn Scoots about the crystal. By the time she looks down, the crystal starts falling apart. Sweetie again screams out and frantically climbs up, trying to reach the ledge before she falls.

Scootaloo starts sliding forward... and the Ursa is now stirring.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:32 No.30582610 >>30582596 We have to get her up. Pull Sweetie up as fast as we can and try to bolt behind something. Maybe it won't see us and fall back to sleep.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:32 No.30582613 >>30582596 Grab onto scoots tail and start pulling. Hopefully Applebloom will follow.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:33 No.30582623 >>30582596 PULL! FASTER! Get ready to run.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:33 No.30582629 >>30582596 Tell Scoots to grab the rope. Make sure the three of us are holding onto our end of it.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)04:33 No.30582638 >>30582596 help scoots up!

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:34 No.30582641 >>30582596 Grab Scoots while Applebloom helps Sweetie up. You don't have time for fear.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:36 No.30582668

>>30582610
>>30582613
You grab onto Scoots tail as the crystal completely gives way. She holds fast onto the rope, keeping Sweetie safely in her grasp. Applebloom follows your lead, dragging you and her friends up the stony ledge and onto safe ground.

You all watch as the Ursa starts to clamber around. It's facing away from you, but you decide it best to duck behind a small crop of stones.

As the Ursa seems to fall back asleep, there's a round of hugs and sighs of relief. The trio can't believe they just survived the ordeal.

The lantern is still back by the ledge, though it is safe. Next to it is the rope with a chunk of crystal still lasso'd in it.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:37 No.30582681 >>30582668 Recover the lantern and carry on. keep an eye out for other ways back across.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:38 No.30582688 >>30582668 WE LIVED CUTIE MARK CRUSADER COFFINS ARE NO LONGER NEEDED

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:38 No.30582690 >>30582668 YAY! WE SURVIVED! btw how are you guys going to watch the new episode?

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:38 No.30582692 >>30582668 Retrieve items. Carry on, even more cautious of your footing than before.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:39 No.30582694 >>30582668 Move silently and retrieve everything. After that, examine our options. We're going to need to be extremely stealthy from now on. Now that we're past the ursa minor, the major can't be too much further in.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)04:39 No.30582697 >>30582668 gather all gear and proceed into the unknown

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:40 No.30582713 >>30582692 This and remember to be sneaky.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:40 No.30582718 >>30582690 Around midday, fuck staying up all night. It'll be on youtube by then anyways.

FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:40 No.30582721

>>30582681
You and Applebloom sneak back over to the lantern and rope. She grabs the lantern and you grab the rope, dragging its catch behind. Beyond the chasm, far back to the small bend, you see the red eyes again, though they blink and move back towards the cave entrance.

Pressing forward, you light up another deep, dark passageway. The cave seems to get more humid as you come to a split. Seeing as you've been leading pretty well, the CMC leaves the choice of direction up to their promising new recruit; left or right?

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:41 No.30582730 >>30582690 Thorugh a stream; my channels don't go that high. and I'm at my computer so bonus.

>>	FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:41 No.30582740 >>30582688 (Let's not get ahead of ourselves...)

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:41 No.30582741 Also, we're not moving into new threads fast enough to make it to the next one before this one dies. We'll need to move to >>30579978 sooner or later.

>>	Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/15/11(Sat)04:42 No.30582755 >>30582721 Right. >>30582690 Stream.

>>	Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/15/11(Sat)04:42 No.30582759 >>30582721 left

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:43 No.30582765 >>30582721 Right. Left paths just lead to trouble.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:43 No.30582769 >>30582740 oh you, last time we didn't need coffins...

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:43 No.30582771 >>30582721 Let's examine each direction. What do we smell, hear, see, etc?

>>	FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:43 No.30582772 >>30582741 (Alright, you guys post responses again and we'll migrate once more. Also... how much more story do you guys want? I can throw in a ton more pitfalls if you wish...)

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/15/11(Sat)04:43 No.30582775 >>30582721 Right. We'd already made the plan of sticking right as to not get confused.

>>	FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:45 No.30582811 >>30582771 On the left, you hear nothing but the solemn echo of the caverns. The low, eerie noise seems to resonate from this direction. On the right, you smell a distinct moldy odor... and hear what seems to be running water.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:46 No.30582816 >>30582772 I'm up for questing as long as you feel like writing it. I'm loving this quest, the constant threat of fucking up keeps things really exciting. It's Saturday tomorrow, don't gotta get up for anything.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:47 No.30582840 >>30582772 This is fun, keep the challenge up.

>>	FacelessJr !derpv/fTOE 10/15/11(Sat)04:47 No.30582844 >>30582816 (Alrighty. I'm glad you're liking it so far; I'm just writing off the seat of my pants! There is a slight plot, but I hadn't planned most of what's happened so far; glad it's working good.)

>>	Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:48 No.30582849 >>30582811 mmm Maybe we should go left. There might be mushrooms with poisonous spores to the right. At least with the major, it's so much larger than us it might pay us little mind if we're sneaky. I change my vote to left.

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