>>30574306
no go back to ponechan

Ready doesn't even begin to describe it.

Yes, I am ready.

how much pony would a woodpony pony if a woodpony could pony pony?

>>30574306

time to die

Body: [X] READY

>>30574337
>ponechan
pone liker's very own 4chan emulation.

I'd go, if he made one.

Now that you mention it, better head off to bed. Gotta get up nice and early tomorrow. But before I do...

0-6: Fap to human
7-9: Fap to pony

Rollan!

>>30574354
A pony wouldn't pony any amount of pony because a pony wouldn't pony a pony.
Damn me if I got that right without looking at the video

>10 hours
>week filled with long sprint to get to class by the skin of my teeth and making a mistake of giving $130 to a friend as an act of kindness

Should I stay up like the last two weeks, or to to bed?

>>30574362

I'll show you.
This is what it means to kill something.

>>30574374
Oh man i will love that.

>>30574361
>pic
>"I'M GOING TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE!"

>>30574134
>>30574161
>>30574166
>>30574289

>Faust and members of the production team have been to /co/

This is both awesome and deeply disturbing.

>That feel when they'll almost definitely never come back
>And it's probably for the best, seeing how horrid these threads are

>>30574392
Gonna have to do better than Fluttershy sucking her face in

PONYFUCKERS GO HOME XDD FCUK U I HATE PONIES CUS IM SO GAY AND DUMB

>>30574392

>>30574420
Definitely the time for me to go to bed

Dashie...

>>30574361
Thanks fluffy!

>>30574419

very well

>>30574391
You fucking did that shit?!

I am more disappoint than I know how to explain.

If I could smack you through the internet, I would do so.

>10 hours
fuck, so it is on at 6AM Pacific

There's no way I'm going to be able to sleep and wake up on time, it's impossible for me to get to sleep before I'm tired.

Looks like I'm in for an all-nighter.

alarm clocks are ineffective on me, before you ask

>>30574401

You know, a lot of animators do come to /co/.

You just don't usually know about it unless they start drawfagging.

>>30574453
Yesssss

that feel.

>>30574401
Oh those wonderful days before "The" bronies, and the ponyfuckers

Yes I know they both existed back then, let me have my nostalgia

>>30574486

>>30574453
Now what the fuck is that? This is just ridiculous.

>>30574461
>not offering free shipping at that point

wow, what a dick.

>>30574441
Small time, at least she can eat during the day

>>30574460
Oh no, I meant I WILL make the mistake, I just didn't want /co/ to know the details

We learn from our mistakes. I have no ricked life nor limb in 18 years. Time to make up for lost time I reckon.

>NTSTS thread

Yay.

>>30574511
*risked

>>30574471
just record it on your DVR like a civilized person

>>30574461
I'll never get my own on model plushie at this rate.

I'd have to sale my freaking car.

I'm going to post humanized ponies and no one can stop me!

>>30574441
Stop posting depressing Dash and post happy Dash instead

>>30574461
>2400 dollars

Berry Punch's alcoholism isn't surprising, when you remember that her father was an alcoholic. Now, I know what you're thinking: "he beat her, didn't he?" Nope. Not once. He was one of those rare happy-drunks. Couldn't hurt a fly as long as he was hammered. Now, when he was sober, he was still a pretty normal guy and still had plenty of friends, but they all liked him the most when they could smell the whiskey on his breath. Usually public drunkenness would be looked down upon, but with the Punches, the town has grown so used to it that they're more shocked when they see her out and sober. But hey, at least she's happy.

>>30574548
no.

wait.

stop.

>>30574556

>>30574486
~Silly pony! You have hooves not feet!~

>>30574556

What about Scaredy Dash?

>>30574583
>ear

>>30574541
>implying I have a DVR
>implying I get the Hub
>implying I don't live on the west coast and would miss out on the adjacent thread anyway

>>30574391
I think we are concluding Pony Quest tonight, so stay up.

>>30574511
If you end up 'spending' that money I will save my next paycheque to fly on a plane and come punch you in the jaw. Don't waste your money on something that stupid, please, I am begging you. PLEASE. DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

>>30574522
Love you too, Dafty.

Are my EU3 bros in this thread now? I think there were probably at least two others in the last thread.

I made a Pony mod for EU3, but I'm working on bugs right now. In 1405, all of Europe begins to collapse, all of the cultures shift to pony, manpower and national tax fall apart, and Equestria forms out of the revolutionary states.

As you can see here, there are still some text errors...

>>30574471
Download the episode later, dick.

Gonna try fapping to ponies for the first time, never tried and wasn't furry before in the slightest, but I think I'm somehow attracted to the ponies.

Waz haz been done to mez?

>>30574461
Hmm. I have a sculpting class in my college, maybe I can make a pony sculptures and sell them for massive $$$? They even make ceramic stuff there.

Would you buy a ceramic pony? Or a a pony mug or something?

What're you going to do about, huh? HUH?!

>>30574508
For $2500 they'd better hand-deliver that shit.

>>30574592

Both are fine, as long as she has dat delicious straight hair.

>>30574633
it'd have to be pretty good

have you seen the craftsmanship on that plushie? shit's ridiculous

>>30574629
I tried fapping to ponies once. Couldn't get it up. I just think they're cute.

>>30574306
who cares it's just a cartoon

What time of day (eastern standard) does the new episode go up?

>>30574688
9 hours 49 minutes from right now

>>30574629
>Gonna try fapping to ponies

No fuck you no.

Why would you even tell us that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o33Rv2Z-4iI
Using the elements of Harmony, Twilight and the rest of main cast are able to destroy the hive and majority of a mindless race of planet destroying insects. They are however, flung 10,000 years into the future because of the resulting blast. They return to Pony Earth. What do they find?

>NTSTS's face right now

>>30574599
unacceptable

I've never consciously fapped to ponies, but I did have a wet dream involving pony

>Pony shirt.
Oh you want to wear one of those things...
>Uh, sure...
What size, Anon.
>X-
NO! Get your fatass on a treadmill, THEN embarrass yourself in public.

>>30574621
>King
oh come on, it can't that hard to mod freaken text

also EU3 pic obligatory

>>30574629
>Gonna try fapping to ponies
TMI, sir

>>30574673

I know that feel bro.
Feels good, man!

So I'm going to try and watch the video on youtube tomorrow mourning. Any chance that I'll get spoilers searching for it?

who wanted the animupony?
here you go

>>30574657
>Delicious straight hair
>Implying the curly mane isn't cuter

Hello Crookedtrees.

>>30574673

>>30574755

oooh, well done

>>30574755
this is far too many animes

>>30574755
Holy shit.

>>30574764
cuter, but not sexier

Humanized ponies are the best ponies.

>>30574755
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
HAVE MY BABIES ROSE

thank you so much, I'm seriously mega uber grateful.

>>30574755
Now draw Applejack climbing an apple tree.

>>30574736
I actually fixed that (specific) bug by setting Celestia up as a custom ruler, and setting female=true.

Text -is- the hardest part, though. Text.csv is a fucking nightmare, and if you mess one thing up, all of the text in the game will move. That means you get, for instance, France that is named "An Enlightened Despotism is essentially a despotic state ruled by the ideas of the Enlightenment."

>>30574797
Oh, but it's creepy when I say it...

>>30574794
Straight haired pinkie dom is sexiest

>>30574755
Looks great, but afraid I don't know the reference. Anyone mind enlightening me?

>>30574794
>Pinkie Pie
>Sexy

Is this real life?

>>30574812
Yes, Of course. Your Autistic.

>>30574829
It's Saya from a visual novel if I'm not mistaken?

Is it a visual novel, anyone/

>Only a few hours until Pony time.
I require ponies to prepare my body for Lesson Zero.

>>30574829
The character's Saya from some visual novel called Saya no Uta.

>>30574837
This is just fantasy.

>>30574837
Is this the fantasy?

>>30574629
I... I...
Ok I will say it!
I want to fap to ponies
Give me your best /co/ (in handy links to paheal if it's NSFW, I know we are on a blue board).

>>30573757
Haha, te respondi tarde, pero aqui ando, Dooks. Muchas gracias! Ahora mi canal se vera mas bonis, haha.

Y no empieces con tus mentiras. Ambos sabemos que Pinkie Pie es la mas fashion, la mas divertida, y simplemente la mejor poni. :V

>>30574471
the average amount of time humans need to sleep for is 6 hours.

>>30574862
>Implying we want to help some guy get off to cartoon horses

No fuck off.

>>30574850
>>30574852
Thankyou both kindly.
To Google!

>>30574837

Yes, we know we're sick in the head. We wouldn't be on 4chan if we weren't.

>>30574812
You say it unprovoked though. I'm saying it to express my external gratitude at an idea I've wanted brought to fruition for, like... ever

>>30574829
Saya no Uta, Visual Novel, picture included.

>>30574800
You can consider any post you make to me ignored.

>>30574862
One of my firsts.

>>30574810
really... I though text would be easier, oh well shows what i. Also random question, those the mod make Celestia immortal?

>>30574837
It is just Fanta Sea

>>30574815

Especially when she ties you down and force feeds you spicy rainbow cupcakes until you gag.

>>30574904
Wat

>>30574904
Wow, that's harsh. I assume I've missed some drama here?

>>30574922
You sick fuck.

>>30574904
oh hello

>>30574922

HOLY SHIT DON'T CLICK IT'S CP!

>>30574904
Rose, I'm not the requester of this but I do like Grumpy Gus, do you have any plans on finishing this?

>>30574910
Holy shit, what happened to her spine?

SHE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION

>>30574946

you should really get a trip, rose

>>30574946
sup

>>30574889
I've been here since 2008 and I've never felt the urge to masturbate to Pinkie Pie.

What's your excuse?

>>30574931
you heard me

>>30574922
Welp.

>>30574961
I promised myself that I wouldn't

>>30574946
Hey Rose.

I like your drawing.

>>30574939
Must be on her period.

>>30574956
Not same anon, but I'd like more Grumpy Gus. Grumpy amuses me.

>>30574922
that was
uh

>>30574957
She's in 'human-pleasure-mode' right now. It's okay.

>>30574911
She SHOULD be immortal, theoretically, because I set her death date to 1822.

That doesn't mean she couldn't die via event or in battle, though.

>>30574922
You faggot.

>>30574971
They're on 4chan.
That's all the excuse they need.

So who will be STAYING UP ALL NIGHT to wait for the next ep?

Gonna be playing nocturne and rewatching the best episodes till it's time.

>>30574939
>>30574946
Haha, nevermind. Fooled me, PseudoRose

Pony should nuzzle pony

>>30574880
see>>30574889
You are just as sick as all of us, you just don't know it yet.

>>30574994
You're fucked now, motherfucker. That wasn't the real Rose!

>>30574922
reported

>>30574957
It a pink horse laying in a bed and her spine is FIRST thing that bugs you?

>>30574971

I never fapped to Pinkie Pie.

I fap to Rarity exclusively

Gummy rapes Spike but nobody believes Spike.
Write fanfiction.
Now

>>30574995
he's pretty cool

>>30574991
>>30574989
>>30574981
>>30574946
>>30574904

Don't start this shit, Anonymous.
it was bad enough when you were spamming me.

>>30575019

pony should cuddle pony

>>30574956
sure, alright!

>>30575013
I might give it a shot. Maybe go for the good ending on Clock Tower, amongst other things.

>>30575039
Why are you still posting on 4chan?

>>30575031

Are there are Australian ponies?
I think a drawfriend should make one.

>>30575039
Why? I don't see any harm in it.

I would never pleasure myself to Twilight, that would be selfish, it has to be a two way street

>>30575043
Derpy is cheating on Fluttershy?

What if Lyra were human for a day? What would she do?

>>30575038
New ones. I have his old stuff saved.

>>30575054
I don't know if you're the real Rose but I keep my hopes up

>>30575078
fap

>>30575065
me neither

>>30575078
probably touch herself

>>30575039
>nofun.jpg

>>30575078
Give handjobs.

>>30575078
Masturbate furiously.

>>30575078

she would wish to be a pony.

>>30575078
She'd touch everything with her fingers and experience lifting and grabbing things with her hands as if she had never been happy in her life.

>>30575078
First of all, we need more Lyra trying to be human pictures.

>>30575078
Sit on the coach sucking on a straw connected to Bon-Bon's vagina, and eat Popcorn.

>>30575063

>>30575078
Sit on her ass and browse porn all day.

>>30575078
rape

>>30575093
There's only like 3 pictures of him, aside from Rose's new one.

>>30575078

Masturbate furiously. Or have sex in the mercenary position with pony Bon bon.

>>30575078

Porn. Lots of it.

Alright, got some pizza and planning on dra-
>see this thread
On second thought, I'll just work on my tumblr.

>>30575120
>a useless earth pony
how fitting

>>30575104
Aha! But only the REAL Blueb can post images with his original Filenames!

>>30575032

Tonight.

You.

>>30575013
>Return of Harmony pt 1
>Join Bronystate stream
>Get smashed off a full bottle of vodka
>Pull all nighter
>Pass out at 7am
>wake up, hung over as shit, flip open computer just in time to see the cold opening
>Let out weak "yay"
>Pass out again

OH MEMORIES

>>30575146
Why you such a grump?

needs more creepy pony in here, and you're the man for the job

>>30575120

>>30574755
>Saya pony
That's A+ fantastic. You're alright, drawfag.

>>30575164
NTSTS, do you have a copy of Saya no Uta?

>>30575157
But only the real blueb would know my HOOOORRIBLE SECRET

>>30575174
My heart.
Feels like a stingray got me!

>>30575182
That I have this picture saved for no reason?

>>30575164
Dude, don't call him a grump.

>>30575135
>>30575123
>>30575119
>>30575114
>>30575112
>>30575108
what would SHE do not what you do all day

>>30575157
>Langolier

Mah nigga.

>>30575120
It looks like a Saxton Hale pony. That works too.

>>30575177
Yeah, but I also have a torrent link with 45 seeds, if you'd prefer. Otherwise, say the word and I'll do an upload.

>>30575195
Wow, what? Why is Dash so fat?

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

>>30575195
>Dash is fat as fuck.
Well, at least it's accurate.

>>30575146
You're the guy that does the Wanderer Tumblr, amirite?
Or is that somebody else?

>>30575195
wait wut

>>30575149
>Earth pony
>Useless

>>30575093
who created Grumpy Gus anyways?

>>30574476
I would fucking kill for a Friendship is Magic show done by the Adventure Time crew.

>>30575164
Cause this thread went creepier than what I'm comfortable with.

If I think of anything, I'll start a stream. But for now, I'll just stay out of this one until things die down.

>>30575221
I don't know anonymous. I don't know.
There;s also this one here.

>>30575162
>didn't watch the whole ep hung over

Casual detected

>>30575245
>Earth Pony
>useful
Please.
Anything they can do Unicorns and Pegasuses do better

>>30575259
People would fap to porn of these dragons. People like you, Derek.

>>30575252
Goggles!

I would hug you if I could and if it wouldn't be weird.

But I can't. And it would.

You get your S20 alright?

>>30575226
>http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

>>30575275
earth ponies can get some powerful suction going, I'll give them that

>>30575245

Fact: Earth ponies are the Mexicans of Equestria. They're only good for their retard strength.

>>30575299
>S instead of $

How'd I fuck that up?

http://joowz.com/ is doing a midnight stream until premiere

>>30575300
A lot of the Tumblr blogs like him, incidentally.
And by him I mean his art.

>>30575226
When did Kloud start drawing flat-out porn?

>>30575135
>Or have sex in the mercenary position

What is this 'mercenary position' you speak of?

>>30575174
And there was a picture of Pinkie riding a kangaroo somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

>>30575229
Excuse me I'll be in the bathroom totally not throwing up so don't bother coming in to check if it sounds like I am

>>30575304
I thought they were more like old 1800's negro slaves?

>>30575326
A while.

Oh and see >>30574278

>>30575275
>pegasuses
>pegasi
A GIANT FUCKING F FOR YOU!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!

>>30575328
Its where you only get paid of you come back with a body.
Or a head.

>>30575329

>>30575326
Maybe april or so?

>>30575328
You pay to have sex.

So he finds a hooker.

>>30575299
I wuv you!
I can't access my fucking Paypal, though.
The site isn't working.
I really do need to get that money out now.
This fucking dog of mine, seriously.
He's going to cost at least $2000 to keep alive.

>>30575195
>Spikes face

>>30575220
share the liiiink

>>30575304

Well you certainly are a faggot.

>>30575342
Mexicans are the negro slaves of the 21st century

>>30575342

Don't insult black people by comparing them to filthy earthies.

>>30575384

>>30575195

Better question: why do I like Spike's expression so much?

>>30575329

Is that a human feeding little tiny Pinkie Pie a giant cookie?

>>ALL OF MY DAAW!

>>30575252
I want one of young Luna and Celestia.

I better start saving $5000 dollars.

>>30575375
Make a Fluttershy plush!

>>30575220
Torrent link please.

>>30575399

>>30575235
That's me.

Jr said he was going to run a quest tonight/this morning, right?

I'm all prepared for it, but I'd like to know when it'll start.

Friendship has changed.

It's no longer about harmony, tolerance, or love. It's an endless series of bread and circuses consumed by the masses. Equestria - and its citizens - have become a well-oiled machine.

Friendship has changed. ID-tagged ponies carry ID-tagged cupcakes, use ID-tagged friendship. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their friendship. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Friendship control. Everything is monitored and kept under control.

Friendship has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from dragons of mass destruction. And she who controls the friendships...controls history.

Friendship has changed. When friendships are under total control... Friendship becomes routine.

>>30575375
Let him die.

>>30575318
>Tumblr blogs

>>30575195
>Spike is staring at Rarity's ass

I just saved that image. Fucked if I know why.
THE CYCLE CONTINUES

>>30575367
Thankyou kindly; resaved.

I know this isn't terribly impressive but I like to consider myself a normalfag

The other day I had a dream a couple of my friends and I were trapped in an abandoned warehouse, being chased by something. While I was running, I burst through a door and into an enormous fancy looking ballroom where this classy party was being held, complete with ice sculptures, chandeliers and harp music. The room was filled with everyone from my old high school, and Discord. Trying to act casual, I stole a flute of champagne off the serving tray of a waiter (who was actually the boy who graduated valedictorian) and sat down at the chaos god's table. We exchanged a few lines of witty banter before he revealed that he had possessed everyone in my graduating class and now he was going to make them kill me. At that, everyone in the room leapt at me, held me down, and stabbed me with silver dinner knives. The last thing I remember is Discord drinking from my champagne flute and laughing evilly at the same time, like a ventriloquist. I don't think i've ever woken up hornier.

And that's when I decided to stop coming to these threads for a couple days.

Guess whos back?

>>30575435
>Tolerance
>Love

At least Earth ponies can talk. Originally, there were pegasi, unicorns, and talking ponies, but mostly normal ponies.

>>30575479
Shady?

>>30575405

>>30575479

My dignity?

>>30575329
well, not quite what you wanted anonymous, but here you go anyway

>>30575502
Back again?

>>30575359
Actually pegasuses is the correct form and pegasi is also accepted.
It is true that in the show they use pegasi though

>>30575514
Should I tell a friend?

>>30575442
Yup. Don't worry, they really dislike /co/.
Never had the heart to tell them Kloudmutt and a few others originated from here.

>>30575426
Good to know I got something right.
Really like the story. A little slow for my tastes, but I can live with that.

>>30575479
I now have a designated image for Jesus' appearance.
Spoiler'd for non pony image.

>>30575435

>>30575514
Tell a friend.

>>30574864
Hahaha, que bueno que te gusto
Pero applejack es la mejor poni, y pinkie la mas fashion

>>30575367
did rose draw that?

>>30575529
Yes, because the fucking record is skipping again.

>>30575520
Pegasuses sound like you just stuttered or some shit.

Why would anyone use that over pegasi?

>>30575479
Not you?

>>30575546
yeah. and I think... dooks? colored it

>>30575195
Why doesn't Twilight have an underbelly like all the others?

Why is that one of the first things I noticed?

>>30575541
My first words when seeing this was "Jesus fucking Christ."

Then I realized how apt these words were

>>30575275
Most unicorns probably have trouble doing major feats with their magic outside of a few basic tricks pertaining to their particular talent. They can range from decent to powerful, but are highly specialized.

Earth ponies aren't as specialized and can have a variety of talents ranging from pulling trains to cultivation to pop star. They just don't have special attachments like wings or unicorn magic to convey them.

Pegasi, it's ambiguous, since we don't see a lot of Cloudsdale and most of the pegasi we do see work primarily on the weather. As far as we can tell, Pegasi are pretty much Earth ponies, but with wings and centralized to their own city.

>>30575552
I don't know.
Something about being of Greek origin and not Latin bla bla bla I don't know.
But technically pegasuses is the correct form

>>30575513
Oooh, hadn't seen that one. Thanks!

>>30575506

Pinkie Pie is the Ouroborus.

>>30575438
But I love him. And he's only 3. He doesn't deserve to be killed because we can't afford to pay for his enclosure. He's a perfectly healthy, friendly dog.
>>30575407
The guy doesn't even take commissions!
I wouldn't either, if I were them. I'd keep all the pony to myself! I actually want to get into pony custom making/plushies. I need to do more art shit.
I really wish I'd payed attention in Home Ec now.

>>30575541
Sexy

>>30575585
God damn it why did I lol?
Fuck you 4chan

Bon Bon, why do you have to be so attached to Lyra? Do you have any other friends?

>>30575541
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>>30575593
They're both fine.

The show uses pegasi.

>>30575612
She have friends but only one waifu.

>go to v
>see this >>113540918

>>30575612
>http://askbon-bon.tumblr.com/

>>30575601
A symbol of renewal? Dunno.

>>30575637
>Crossboard posting

The correct term is actually 'Pegashoes'

>>30575530
>Never had the heart to tell them Kloudmutt and a few others originated from here

do it do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoit

>>30575637

>>>/v/113540918

>>30575604
Yea but you cant go wasting 2k for a dog, you cna get a new one.

>>30575375
...What. You're kidding me, I thought it was like $800 total!

>>30575612
She does.

>>30575326
I remember when artists had standards

>>30575612

Hey Nyaruko!

>>30575477
What the fuck.

>>30575637

hmm?

>>>/v/113540918

>>30575653
>Tumblr
>Friends
Funny.

>>30575666
They probably wouldn't believe you saying BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE THE ONLY THING ON 4CHAN IS CHILD PORN EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

>>30575667
>Bronymeetup pic
>League of Legends general

So true it hurts.

>>30575326
He's a furry artist. He's been drawing porn long before ponies.

>>30575654

Could be. Or her tail could just be delicious.

>>30575664
>>30575664
I read that as Pega-shoes

>>30575673
Oh god yes, Triplettes image

>>30575719
I just realized it's supposed to be Pegas-hoes

>>30575666
>>30575697
They wouldn't listen/care anyways.
There are a few HUGE Tumblr RPing blogs that basically dominate any discussion.
The small-fries really have no chance of changing the majorities opinion. And besides, I'd rather keep them in the dark anyways.
Or else they might imagine their role-playing shenanigans are actually wanted and/or accepted here.

And I don't think any of us want that.

Any logical Prince would ensure that his magic users were well regulated.

Who cares what the earth ponies do? Let them be free. As long as you have absolute control over the magic users, you don't need to worry about them.

>>30575545
Vamos, Dooks. Tienes que aceptar la verdad. Pinkie Pie es la mejor poni de todas. Ella es superior a Applejack en todos lo aspectos. ACEPTA LA VERDAD, DOOKS. Pero ya en serio, >opiniones, haha. Applejack es bastante genial y es una gran pony. Es solo que Pinkie me agrada mas, hehe.

>>30575727
Beautiful film is what is.

I'd love to bug ya about drawing something in a way that mimics that movies style. But you're likely very busy eh?

I resisted for so long, but I am weak. On Monday I'm gonna watch the whole series in one sitting.
Everything I fought for, gone.

MS and Kloudmutt are both streaming

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

KM is doing anthro, so if that aint your thing, dont come eh?

Why isn't Celestia a queen instead of a princess?

Is Equestria a principality?

what does Twilight's mane smell like

>>30575797
books

>>30575789
Here I thought it was an autonomous collective.

>>30575797
Horse.

>>30575797
Horse

>>30575745
You're a dope. What is she going to control? A bunch of dumb unicorns who can lift shit and do one or two parlor tricks. Yea, best to keep the ability to dye wool under wraps.

It's the Pegasi you have to watch out for. Weather manipulation is very powerful.

>>30575789
Because she rules along side Luna. There can't be two queens.

So yes, Equestria is a principality

Marketing

>>30575797
honeysuckle and whiteout

>>30575768

Jesus Christ, Anonymous, the last person who did that opened a portal to Equestria and was sucked in and transformed into a mint-green lesbian unicorn.

You're playing with fire.

>>30575797

What does magic taste like?

>>30575797
Horse.

>>30575825
Ginger ale, motherfucker.

>>30575797
Shampoo.

>>30575797
A fucking horse!

>>30575756
I could try, I have the DVD sitting right next to me along with L'illusionniste. Can't guarantee a good style mimic result
just coloring Grumpy Gus right now

>>30575797
You know that smell that usually lingers around the inside of a public library? Not exactly unpleasant, but kind of tickles the nose in a strange way?

That.

>>30575825

Munster cheese.

>>30575818
>whiteout
What an awful, awful thing to smell like.

And you can't unsmell white-out.

I swear I smelled it as soon as I read it.

>>30575825
It tastes like rainbows. So it tastes like shit. I should know, I've tasted it before. Wasn't a pleasant experience.

>>30575820

>the last person who did that opened a portal to Equestria and was sucked in and transformed into a mint-green lesbian unicorn

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

>>30575845
I'm pretty sure that's moulding paper.

>>30575677
They still haven't paid me my royalties for that moeh animu crap.

But on-topic, I think I'm just going to sleep through the show. I have a DVR.

>>30575671
I don't like people who think like that. He's been through some shit in his life. Neglected as a puppy. He only recently recovered from a very serious skin problem. (flea allergy, yeast infection, bacterial infection from constant itching. Months of irritation and pain. Lethargy and substantial weight loss because of it.)
>>30575670
$300 for his neutering/medication.(paid for)
$1000 quote to get 5 trees cut down to make room for enclosure.
$4-800 for fencing materials
$400 to be microchipped again and reregistered Dangerous.

We've already started, we might as well finish it. He's a very good dog, I couldn't just let him be killed.
Look at this dog. Look at him and say he hasn't earned the right to live.

Apologies for ranting about my dog. I care about that dog more than I should.

>>30575866
does that mean it's actually straight shipping?

>>30575866
Wait.

If you were male before and were attracted to women, then were turned into a female pony...is that still lesbianism or heterosexuality?

>>30575813
You really underestimate unicorn magic.
Look at Rarity.
She didn't go to any fancy magic school but just because her magic is related to fashion she can somehow transmute objects change color of matter, and make beautiful sculptures.
Never mind she levitates a shitton of things.

>>30575844
Well I hope you do eventually get a crack at it.

The gangsters, their cars, the 3 triplets, that loveable little dog....

Haven't seen L'illusionniste though. How is it Rose?

>>30575820

I'd watch the series in one go too if it meant I could have sexy cult shenanigans too.

Seriously, whoever thought of that bit was a genius.

>>30575849

>>30575797
Old book scent melded with lavender.

>>30575897
It's hentai.

Hey guys. I said I'd do an adventure tonight, so that's what I'm gonna do. I'll be up all night waiting for pones in the morning, so if you guys can stay up and play along, let's have some fun here.

We have two choices for an adventure: continue that week old one which most of you have already forgotten OR, alternatively, and I'm just gonna throw this one out there, we could start a new adventure that will more than likely only take a few hours, start to finish.

Oh, and I've got that Anon request for a Dash x Guard x Soarin pic nearly done. Might do that later tonight when I'm riding on the Holy stream of Jesus' cosmic pony energy.

Why aren't you a pony RIGHT NOW?

>>30575866

Dude I talk about that hypothesis all the time. Stop being slow Dafty.

>>30575897

It's still lesbianism. maybe.

>>30575898
>Levitation.
The most useless of spells.

>>30575888
It's all good, ma man. I loved my dog to death, even if he was really annoying at times.
Why are you making me miss him? ; ;

>>30575912
It's good, I'll stream both movies next weekend

>>30575888
Swap those replies around.

>>30575898
But we already know Rarity is above average in power. Her magic carried her half way across the country.

Let's see some other unicorn do something like that.

>>30574461
Honestly out of all the plushies I've seen, this is easily the best looking one. Doesn't mean it deserves to be bought for two thousand dollars, but it's better than a fursuit or a realdoll.

>>30575896
>>30575897

>>30575953
>I loved my dog to death

>>30575921
I'm not usually one to HNNG, but...

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Two of the best smells ever combined...

>>30575942
New one!

When do you plan on starting?

>>30575849
Muenster cheese and Chinese food are the only two things where the Americanized version is 1000% superior to the original.

>>30575960
It's a date!

>>30575952

In a world where the only other way to grab things is with your teeth, levitation is the one thing I WOULD want. Fuck getting your mouth dirty on everything.

>>30575942
New one, but do you have a the old one collected somewhere where I could read it? From what I heard it got pretty interesting.

>>30575942
>>30575991

No, Leth! We must conclude the week-old quest! I must know how it ends!
>inb4 pony shrug as an answer

>>30575968
>we already know Rarity is above average in power
No we don't.
We don't know how other unicorns got their cutie marks.
Just because her horn took her so far away is not something that proves that she is powerful

>>30576009
You just gotta practice

>>30575942

New adventure.

Don't pussy out though; if the majority makes stupid decisions, then don't be afraid to give us a bad end.

>>30575991
Ah, very good. New one it is.

We can start probably sometime soon, considering it's almost midnight on my end.

>>30576034
I don't ALWAYS shrug respond.

>>30575986
Yes. I loved my dog a lot. He was close to the family. And then we had to give him away to a shelter because we couldn't keep him anymore due to financial issues.
Why are you making me hurt, anonymous?

>>30576051
Well, lets look at Trixie. She's just got one or two tricks and thats it. Now either she is average, or she is below average. It seems more likely that she's average in magical talent, which means one or two tricks per unicorn.

>>30575942

If you're doing one tonight then I'm going to postpone my ending until tomorrow at 6PM.

Fuck I'm tired.

>>30576075
You do an awful lot you cannot deny

Is England the Protestant fidei defensor?

I figured this was the best place to ask.

Applejack's family finds out that she watched My Little Humans. What is their reaction?

>>30576123
Gotta keep them shoulders pumped, bro!

>>30575888
I wish I could help more... Any thoughts on my comission? Paypal finally went through, if that's what you were waiting for.

>>30576026
It was pretty interesting, but I see where I made a few mistakes. If you want, I could take what I can recall from memory and just try to make up a couple endings later on.

>>30576061
Oh, don't worry. You guys can actually fuck the whole thing up right from the word 'go' if you feel like it. I'm gonna go old school Sierra games on your asses.

>>30576075
You should make a new shrug every time you reply

>>30576101
>summon matter
>make light solid and control it
>change color of matter
>summon lighting
... Fucking overpowered unicorns.

Also we don't know if that represents all her tricks. We didn't see all her show.

>>30576082

>Have dog when I was 4
>Walk outside
>See it being eaten alive by ants
>You could see the pain in its eyes
>Didn't care at all
>Go back inside and have awesome space adventures with some Lego

>>30576117

That's cool. 6 PM Central time, right?

what is your favorite feel pic?

>>30576154
>old school Sierra games
Oh crap.

>>30576161
>make light solid
[citation needed]

>>30576117
Hey, adventurin' takes a lot out of ya. I love the quirky stories you type up.

Rest well, good sir. You've earned it.

Dubz decides what DELICIOUS FOOD I depict Pinkie Pie gorging herself on

>>30576161
But we did. If she had more tricks, she'd have done it when fighting the Ursa.

And controlling rope doesn't imply controlling all matter.

>>30576164

>>30576192
Controlling that Rainbow Dash made and making it spin...

>>30576160
That's......

That's too many shrugs. I didn't think it was possible to think of a situation where I'd admit that. Bravo.

>>30576201
She is gorging herself on the sacrament because of her uncontrollable devotion to the LORD.

>>30576154
I had heard we ended up killing something? And then got killed/banished?

>>30576183

>>30576201
Cock

>>30576201
Bars of Crisco.

>>30576169

Yeah, which is 7PM 4chan time, 12AM GMT.

I think I'm going to go to bed now. Or maybe after the next general.

>>30576201
Durian

>>30575898
I like to think levitation is the bread-and-butter technique for unicorns. It's basic, helpful, and relatively reliable when the character has a good grasp on magic.

Besides that, a lot of Rarity's skills are pertinent to her own interests. She can thread a needle with pinpoint accuracy through controlled levitation alone; she can move around objects in her shop at her own convenience; and she can add a hint of magic to anything she makes to make her clients and her designs stand out especially.

But I doubt she can get on Twilight's level as far as raw power, because a) she lacks the incentive to in her security in her dream and current standing, and b) she might already be at her limits magically. And that's what sets her and possibly other unicorns apart from Twilight -- they can only learn so much before they obtain their highest potential, and then they're "stuck," in a manner of speaking.

This is all speculative, of course, mostly from the ramblings of a fatigued mind that goes into overdrive when typing frivolous things.

>>30576201
Penises

>>30576201

The Count of Monte Crisco

>>30576201
Fluttershy

>>30576201
Enchiladas. Home made. not the Taqueria kind. The ones that are dipped in a type of chili thats blended with water and cooked in oil, topped with lettuce, diced up potatoes and tomatoes with a bit of pepper and cheese.

>>30576201
cupcakes

>>30576117
Aww dangit, I have a wedding I have to be at.

>>30576183

>>30576201

Fried Chinese noodles. Chopsticks in nose optional.

>>30576201
muscle man

>>30576201
War.

>>30576201
Skittles.

>>30576201
nails

>>30576148

BWAAAAAHHH!!???

>>30576299
I second this.

>>30574956
Here go

>>30576299

WINRAR.

YOU HEARD THE MAN DO IT!

>>30576201
The quadratic formula.