tl;dr

pony fart thread

ITT: Pony Sculptures.

If fans didn't do anything new that wasn't on the show, what would be the point?

The attraction of fanworks is that they can reach out beyond the show.

/r/ing Twilight farting with a scared face like she's hoping no one heard it.

Tonight I wish to dream of ponies

Fanart done in the TV style is horrible.

Daftykins is the best artist.

>Writers
>Fanfiction

>>30570134
favorite piece of fanart answers that question for me

celestia fans
>50% think she's cute
>50% think she's cute and want to fuck her
Celestia
>would fuck 100% of her fans
fixed

>>30570134
ooh, what is it? it's great! did you do it, RO? i like it!

by the way, still running the pony quest in the old thread, for those interested!
>>30570181
>>30570181

Well, what think is that HOLY SHIT TWELVE HOURS AND THIRTEEN MINUTES LEFT

ITT best secondary character pony

>>30570226

>>30570259
True.

>>30570242
>Fanart done in the show style is horrible

Are you high?

>>30570273
Who the fuck puts a head crest on a Tiara?

>>30570226

8>[

>>30570134
I like the see different interpretations from other artist. Sometimes they add interesting views and it's always nice to see how far an idea can develop if handled correctly.

>>30570209
So what, they built a Lego skeleton and then slapped some clay on it, and they couldn't find a smooth one for Gilda?

claymation ponies

>>30570245
That's only pinklestia.

Hasbro, you've created a whore. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

I like all kinds of art. Seeing the way people reinterpret the show in their own ways is my favorite part of being in a fandom. Some people take the characters and do things with them that are completely on the same wavelength of the show and it makes you wonder why the creators never thought of it. And sometimes shit is just so far out there that you wonder how the artist even thought of doing it, with ponies no less, but you have to admire their creativity. Ponifans are some of the most endlessly creative people I've ever seen, and it's simultaneously hilarious and frightening waiting to see what they'll come up with next.

>>30570230
that's hot

>>30570242
Fluffy has a bone to pick with you.

>>30570259

>>30570242

Holy crap someone colored that? Thanks. Now my ego is large and throbbing.

As long as the artist doesn't take themself too seriously about their modifications (i.e. Twilight has a back room with a Celestia shrine) then it's no big deal.

There is some fanon I really like. For example, Derpy/Ditzy and Carrot Top being Roommater/Friends.

>>30570215
A lot of 'cute' drawings/stories are simplistic, as in not innovating, depictions of things from the show. Most of the drawrequests I have had are such and what I understand from writers - and have ready myself - it is similar for fanfiction.

>>30570122
Fantastic Soup, your accuracy is astonishing.

>>30570320

Why does everyone always bust on Fluttershy? She's not autistic, she's just shy. I bet she would give incredible hoofjobs, too, she'd be so gentle and precise.

>>30570290
A GOD.
>>30570299
Used Duplo or Lego skeletons and clay, probably. Still, neat concept.
>>30570305
Just as yes as last time.
Also /r/equesting pics of the rest of this sets individuals. I already have RD and Fluttershy, and the group. Never got the other ones on their own.

NTSTS!
Are you almost done with the flutterlich story!?

>>30570320
>>30570339
>Secondary
>Implies they appear in more than one episode

>>30570354
I'll agree with all of those.
Bus she is still the worst pony ever.

Since when did NicoNico stop doing everything in it's power to prevent non-JPs from using the site?

>>30570362

okay then

>>30570354
>Hoofjobs

OH GOD YESI LOVE HAVING HARD KERATIN WITH DIRT EMBEDDED IN ON RUBBED AGAINST MY PENIS

NO

EVEN BETTER

HORSHOES

I'm trying to draw myself; I guess I'd like to create my own style, but first I gotta be able to copy the show 100% right?
I like Tess's and Glitter Glues pictures best, so I guess I prefer the artists' own styles? I often find the artists' own interpretations very interesting, expect when it's gore. Pinkie is not a murderer.

>>30570354
>Why does everyone always bust on Fluttershy? She's not autistic, she's just shy.

Bro you know we're just joking ri-

>I bet she would give incredible hoofjobs, too, she'd be so gentle and precise.

>>30570387
well they don't really appear to have hooves in the show, they just look like soft stumps

>>30570244
>>30570255
Dawwh you guys. And no, that drawings was made by Noel along time ago. Got to repost his stuff from time to time, you know.

Welp, guess I'm back then.

>>30570387
Why do I hang out with you guys-

>>30570402
Pony hooves are actually fleshy appendages capable of forming pseudopods for gripping shit.

Remmeber rarity's pickled hoof?

>>30570368
>bus
>worst pony

>>30570357
Reply was in last thread, you derp.

>Hey, sorry. Slump of uselessness and personal problems has delayed it slightly. Shouldn't be too much longer, I have the storyboard done and about a fifth of the actual writing, just a matter of taking a couple hours to sit down and finish it. I apologize for the length of time this one's taken. Moving was one excuse, now I'm just being useless. Apologies.

Okay here's the color without me fucking up as usual and cutting off Derpy's foot.

>>30570430
Hey Tess, did you ever do Caramel painting? I had to do a thing at a place.

>>30570325

>>30570429
>Pickled hoof

Pics needed

>>30570354
Oh my, you look like you're going to explode, do you need me to make it all better? Should I keep going? I can make you cum, that is, um, if you want me to.

>>30570412
>Noel
>his
How many times do I have to tell you?

Do some quick sketches, you magnificent faggot. Grace us with your majesty.

>>30570412
welcome back!

>>30570412

>R.O. is back

awesome

>>30570456

Scootaloo finds a weird bottle filled with purple stuff.
she opens it up.
BAU BAU BAU

>>30570461
hnnnnnnnggggg yes please fluttershy your hooves are so soft and pretty

>>30570447

Shouldn't it be

>I love IT when you do that.

>>30570455
Yes, all the ponies, Pinkie.

>>30570485

people dont always talk in perfect english

>>30570453
No I didn't.
Sorry.

>>30570461
No. Fuck off ponybitch.

Get bipedal or get out.

>>30570485
Both are equally functional.

>>30570482
>purple stuff

What, no Sunny D?

>>30570429
>>30570456

Who would ghost ride ponies to feel like a star?

And here's my shading practice just for funsies. I really have no idea what I'm doing.

>>30570485

I don't think it really matters? Take it up with Rose I guess.

Reposting this because I forgot to save it last night so why the fuck not.

Spike needs interaction with adult dragons; how else will he learn the proper skills a dragon needs to survive on his own?

>>30570526
Big Mac, hold on longer than 2 minutes and you win the prize

I drew a Phoenix.

>>30570508
No worries, that's life. Win some, lose some.

>>30570447
Great bro, instant save.

>>30570510

Ponies get bi from time to time, especially dash

>>30570514
read the spoiler text you toad.

The last thread Image Limit wasn't even reached yet, slutlords.

>>30570429
>pseudopods

>Ponies are giant amoebae

>>30570500
Even Twist?

Terse, you there? Are we continuing the quest?

>>30570563
>OICWhatUDidThere

>>30570559
This. Also applied to this;
>>30570556

>>30570500

Would you guys still love twilight if she looked like this when she came into the real world?

>>30570134
OH GOD R.O. It's you!

we miss ya at the flockdraw man

>>30570510
Still preferring bipeds, anonymous? lol, what a pleb.

I never asked for this

>>30570527
Imagine your light source and figure out the places it won't hit.

For example, Derpy's body is probably shadowing her chest. Her wings should be blocking some of the light to her mane. Soarin's head should be shadowing his neck slightly, and his body should block most of the light to his tail.

>>30570542
He'll probably just enslave the diamond dogs to get him all the gems he needs.
Or Rarity, provided he has a decent set of earplugs.

>>30570579
If she doesn't talk, yes.

>>30570599
Why not?

>>30570614

>>30570599
If she still had Twilight's voice and personality, I'd give her the night of her life.

>>30570599
Would she still be Twilight? How she looks hardly matters.

>>30570556
The bones look a bit wonky, too thick and flat. The left wing appears to be too big, although that might just be me.
Other than that, awesome.

>>30570614
The Geth pony was better.

Hey guys, Kloudmutt, Dooks, and Tanman are streaman

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

http://www.livestream.com/dooks

http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived

>>30570614
Wrex.

>>30570599

As long as I get my damn ponies.

>>30570518
Oh man I remember that.

lol what the fuck?

>>30570648
Bones are wonky because it's half-formed.

>>30570556
Looks great, Berret; always fun to see something I inspired (at least, I think I inspired this with my fans+ashes comment. You certainly seemed inspired at the time...)

>>30570556

Great stuff LD

>>30570461
If the VAs did erotic voice tapes, all of my money would be gone in an instant

>>30570629
That's not fair leth, Cheerilee has to put up with her speech, you should too

>>30570653
Mainstreamers.
Necron pony >>> Geth Pony.

>>30570582
yep, continued in the last thread:
>>30570625
>>30570625
>>30570625
>>30570625
>>30570625
>>30570625

>captcha: law anRever
you know me too well, captcha

>>30570665
Wrex!

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/dealing-with-media-psa.html#more

Why didn't this company just come to 4chan for this?

Come to think of it, why don't they just come to 4chan for EVERYTHING they do?

>>30570653
>Not the Quarian pony

>>30570689
I can read stuff in peoples voices. My brain is pretty unique and powerful.;

>>30570618

Thanks for telling me what I'm doing wrong. I should think about these things, but consciously it's more reinforced when someone tells me. Thank you.

Anyway, was just for fun, that's why the flat color is up there, haha.

>>30570689

>>30570709
Check. The Quarian pony was better.

>>30570709
>not the Dalek Pony

>>30570708
Because companies like to find legitimate websites with legitimate feedback. Quality doesn't matter, as long as it's legitimate.

>>30570718
It's not the same, I want Fluttershy's voice cooing in my ear

>>30570708

I don't want to talk about that again. It's too sad.

We need more pics of these two doing things other than sleeping/snuggling.

>>30570702

>>30570556
needs more griffy

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey guys

new episode tomorrow

Maybe we'll have shit to talk about instead of porn.

Where are the sea ponies? I want sea ponies.

>>30570694

>40k

mainstreamer

WHFB ponies are superior

Derpy, by RuBrony, colored!

How does it look?

>>30570676
>Bones are wonky because it's half-formed.

You don't need to object to his criticisms. He's free to make them, and it's LD's business to ignore or accept them, not yours.

>>30570708
Because no one dares come to 4chan

We're L337 HA><><0rz \mm/--__--\mm/


Don't worry anon, I just punched myself

>>30570746
It's always darkest before sunrise.

>>30570743
>Sweapped cutie marks

>>30570743
Is murdering each other in a mildy violent way okay?

>>30570230

Ha ha haaaaaaaaa

seconding that request. Somebody draw that.

>>30570694
>Necron pony
>not Necron, he who waits at the end of existence to devour the crystal and return the world to nothing
grandcross.mp3

>>30570746
>Maybe we'll have shit to talk about instead of porn.

wishful thinking, anon

>>30570743
'k

>>30570738
Implying you didn't hear Flutterbitch instead.

I kinda did when I was reading it. Lots of sarcasm.

>>30570743

>>30570689

That's why we have people who do good impressions and Nyanners.

>>30570749
Hipster.
Geth pony, after a good search.

>>30570731
This one always kinda bugged me.

Shouldn't it be the actual dalek inside that's ponyish?

>>30570771
But they have a dog.

>>30570708
>They need to tell people not to be creepy fucks when talking with the media.

IS SELF AWARENESS A FOREIGN CONCEPT?

>>30570708
Am I the only one who can't see any of the images on that site? No one in the comments seems to mention it...

>>30570744
This is the first time i have ever wanted to be wrex.

>>30570756

Looks good!

I've got a request for you, if you don't mind.

>>30570255
>>30570255

>ponyquest

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

WHEN DID THIS START?

IS GG DOING IT?

I MUST KNOW

>thread 404

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>30570773
Acutally, Daisy is Behind Colton. but it still looks off.

>>30570792
that'd work too

>>30570809
How are you guys going crazy over this now?

Remember when Nathan was dealing with the media, and he had to tell everyone that was meeting to stay quiet and forward everything to him.

>>30570746
We'll have a weekend of discussion, then it'll be back to shit by Monday night.

Ah but those 48 hours are golden.

>>30570799
Depends on the mood Davros is in for this particular Resurrection.
>Krieger Pony is superior

>>30570693
She gets paid for it.

>>30570746

Dude, I don't know about you, but 4chan has completely eliminated my reluctance to discuss sexuality. It's just another thing to discuss.

Ponies discover a ape who is deathly ill and try to nurse him back to health.
he dies, but tells them he's thankful for making his last moments happy
Y/N?

>>30570527
Here's a little something from Jack (or at least I believe it was him). Try to stay away from complex shadows before you have solid-if-not-explicit knowledge of colours.

>>30570676
Even half formed it looks wrong to me, simply too thick and too close to the hart; more like fingers than rips.

>>30570601
Man, I can hardly find time to post in ponythreads, let alone show up on the flockdraw.

For drawn art, it depends. My favorite is probably off-model art that represents scenarios that could feasibly occur in their world, with on-model art is always nice to see, especially with Jr. who takes a unique approach with his work. When I see excessively dark fan-art that's off model, I feel indifferent, but when I see something dark that looks like it's actually from the show, it usually makes me laugh.

For written work, really, I like just about anything that isn't just REPLACE CHARACTER X WITH PONY Y or grimdark for the sake of grimdark. I'm easily entertained I suppose.

>>30570599

>>30570831
Terse's doing it and it's going on in >>30570625

>>30570689
C'mon, I'm sure someone could put something together easy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2SYwM9t478

>>30570834
>>30570773
that's was what I thought as first

>>30570774
that'd be fine too

>>30570834
holy shit

>>30570773
Cannot unsee.

>>30570778

>caring about that piece of shit boss thrown in at the last minute to a fucking final fantasy game

Sorry, I'll be chilling with my robo bro's from beyond the stars

>>30570825
Okey dokey, i'll do that one later, Twilight by RuBrony up next!

Can we all agree that tomorrow's episode will be mediocre at best? Twilight-centric episodes usually are.

>>30570853

Saved. Thanks.

>>30570840
>Nathan was the PR guy

Oh god this is so wrong.

>>30570851
I feel the same way, it just desensitizes you after a while

Just noticed in 12 hours we shall have PONI

>>30570743
>>30570773

Oh god he's right their cutie marks are swapped! Whats going on? Its aliens, isn't it?

>>30570892

Dandy

>>30570792
>teasing Flutterbitch voice

whyboner achieved

RO! And anyone else who would like to help!
How do the shadows look on this?
And is there anything else that could make it better? I feel like it's missing something or something's off. I'm just not happy with it for some reason.

>>30570863
>Actual horses are cute
>Ponies are cute
>Horses+Ponies = ???

>>30570912
They're not swapped, she's laying on top of him. She's mostly behind him, hence hers being in back.

>>30570844

have another krieger pony for your collection bro

So many people with serious problems. I'm going.
Come get me if Tirak ever returns.

>>30570937

>Actual horses are cute

Oh, no. No they most certainly are not. Actual horses are assholes.

So there's only one Lyra and Bonbon wallpaper?

>>30570893
>Twilight centric
>Mediocre

That's not how you spell 'great', anon.

>>30570937
pony should be pony

>>30570936
The shades looks awesome, the pic itself it's awesome.

I'm saying that it looks good how it is now.

If only I could find a girl like fluttershy, that isn't fat in the 757 area code

>"Oh my, you look like you're going to explode, do you need me to make it all better? Should I keep going? I can make you cum, that is, um, if you want me to."
well damn having read that in the sound of her voice, and having played that deepthroat game from /h/ (it has voice acting now) I think the Insecure slut voice really could be fluttershy's voice actress.

>>30570943

Oh I see it now. Whew, false alarms, no mothership in orbit.

I am sure it will be much clearer when its colored

>>30570958
Thanks, Anon. Here is an Inquisitrixie for your trouble.

>>30570831
sorry, man, i'm the guy running it! no pictures or anything. just something to do!

>>30570888
>not loving Necron as the final unexpected twist to put the feather in the cap of a fantastic game
Have fun, I'll be over here chilling with my crystal bros from Memoria!

>>30570998
they don't exist, trust me

>>30570967
They're ugly-cute. Like opossum.

>>30570982
Sooooo cute!

>>30570863
That Spike.
Fuck yeah!

>>30571016
My little possums, my little possums

>>30571010
>final fantasy
Are there ponies of that anywhere? I don't have any.

>>30570937

Horses aren't cute, they're fucking scary. They stand a foot taller than the average person and are wicked strong. They can kill you without even thinking about it.

>MFW new poni tomorrow

>>30571001
>MFW SDT has voice acting now

>general critique time

I'm about to take a quick nap before MS's stream, but I'll probably be trying to finish this later. Anything particularly off?

>>30570936
How many light sources are you using? One, two, three? Also, where are they positioned?

>That feel when you took a request, but can't work on it.

>>30570967
Not ALL the time. I mean, when I pass a horse farm on my way to school, every once in a while they're looking normal. Sometimes it even looks a bit like they are grooming each other.

>>30571013
I've meet 2-3 in my lifetime, they do exist. Just hard to find

>>30570937
I'd say horses are more along the lines of handsome.

>>30571044

>That feel when you have possums in your walls fucking every single goddamn night

>>30571054
>That's not cute

Nigga you high.

>>30571073
Did you rape them?

>>30571074
>Animals
>Handsome

Yeah, sure, whatever that means.

>>30571075

>That feel when you put 2 possums in your mouth and pretend you are a chipmunk

>>30571054

They know they can do it too. They're pretty fucking smart, and they know as soon as they see how small you are that you aren't in charge of shit. If you're not careful, they will fuck you up.

The only people who think horses are cute are people who haven't had to deal with them.

>>30571054
but imagine how hot it would be if it let you have sex with it, a big powerful mare letting you fuck he, winking in time with your throats, grunting as she orgasms and milks your cock dry

>>30571078
They are unholy beasts

>>30571075
Oh god no.
Wild animals are cuter when they're not inside of your house nor biting/scratching you

>>30571074
I'd say they are more along the lines of fuckable

>>30571089
...Who do you think you're talking to?

And having met a couple Fluttershy-alikes in real life, I can safely say that no, I didn't rape them. Get your mind out of the gutter.

When I was a little colt, we played STICKBALL!

gif of Twi freaking out please
PLEASE?

I am a male fluttershy, it's fucking terrible

>>30571089
Sadly no, but one does have a huge crush on me. I guess I could hit her up; just gotta find the nerve to

>>30571078

I guess that's cute, if you're into the whole temerophile camp.

For me, fear is a bad thing and I try to put as much distance as possible between me and unpredictable animals that can kill me.

>>30571135
Missed opportunity man, missed opportunity.

>>30571145
forgot my picture

>>30571168
Can you be more specific?

>>30571171

Just try to make yourself male Fltterbitch

I guess that would be Flutterdick though.

>>30571135
It's not rape if they didn't say no.

And if they're anything like Fluttershy...

>>30571061
The left hoof bends too strongly. You might want to think about adding a little detail to depicts muscles too, but I will leave this up to you.
Work on the lighting on the right leg. The left leg looks a bit off, bending too much to leg, specifically the hoof. You could make the hair a bit curlier, but looks fine as it is.
The eyes are fantastic by the way, waiting in anticipation of glee.

>>30571168
Which one?

>>30571174
>temerophile

I'm pretty sure that's not a word, anon.

>>30571193
jumping up and down wide-eyed

>>30571216
>First one to post that .gif here
>Suddenly it's in every thread

Feels good brohamond

>>30571171
terse put your trip back on

>>30571206

/r/ Dash having rough with Fluttershy

>>30571206
Oh lord no.

>>30571216
Yessssss~!
so satisfying for some reason

>>30571206
I would know, and that matters.

>>30571180
Probably, but I'll gladly miss any opportunity that involves potentially traumatizing somebody.

guys i think im in love with fluttershy

i dont want to be a dendrophiliac ;_;

>>30571219

What are you, a dictionary?

>>30571119
>>30571174

Speaking of which does anyone have that copypasta where Celestia pins a guy down and intimidates him into doing body worship on her? I need it for research

>>30570689
Isn't Fluttershy's VA doing some voice work for that super deepthroat game that /v/'s always going on about?

>>30571050
I don't know, man, I haven't checked. I wonder what a Vivi pony would look like?

>>30571197
I don't have the capability to be mean all the time, unless I'm drunk

>>30571279
Wishful thinking.


...I bet if you could isolate Fluttershy voice clips, though...

Or maybe Jessy, if you guys are creepy enough to ask her.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fluttershy-Galloping-Gala-Custom-Plush-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-/1
20792470190?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c1fcad2ae#ht_2393wt_1396

>$2,475

>>30571266

Poni Vs Robot?
who is the ultimate victor?

rarity is best pony

Isn't there a new episode coming up soon?

>>30571066
Two. I've got one kinda high up and to the side but kinda forward and one in the back at about head level.
>>30571095
I just meant that they have very strong features and have a look that shows off their power and strength. I just think they look kinda cool.

>>30571061
Her eyes look a little derped there.

>>30571234
This would be sad if the art wasn't shit.

>>30571285

>>30571307
Now THAT'S actually good enough to be worth the money they're bidding on it.

>>30571303
Fucking weirdo im not going to ask that.

>>30571232
but i'm in the other thread running my quest, hoppip
and anyway i am in no way anything like fluttershy, you know that

>>30571219

Temerophile: An individual who becomes sexually aroused when scared or scaring people. Root: Latin Temeros (fear) and Latin Philia (love)

I only know because I am one

>>30571282
I was looking earlier today - I know I've seen an image with the FFVII cast done as ponies, but that's all I can remember, and I'm not sure I saved it.

So... the answer is, yes, but I fail at being helpful.

Wait

NEVERMIND I FOUND IT

>>30571211

Man, where the hell have you been? This is what we need in here. 90% of the time when all I need is someone to tell me what I'm doing wrong, I get nothing at all.

>>30571274
no, but try searching "maregasm" on RS, then click on the one linked from /co/

>>30571307

I told you Hoppip.

I told you about idiots with money.

>>30571233
Second.

>>30571355
me too. Fear is fucking sexy

Does anyone have that like pic of humanized ponies getting fucked? Saw it on /b a few days ago but didn't save it

>>30571347
$2,500 is still too much. It's a free market, but seriously now. Why the hell are you so interested in it that you'd pay so much for it?
If it ends up being defiled I told you so

>>30571375
We get it. Now go and outdo them while the market is still hot.

>>30571307
Yowzers, that's a lot of bits.

>>30571375
>all that money

I'd rather get a Fluttershy realdoll

>>30571233
>>30571233

>Implying Fluttershy wouldn't be doing the rough sexing
>Implying Dash isn't a little sub bitch.

What happens in the sky mansion stays in the sky mansion.

sorry, my filter caught my own post so I didn't think it posted successfully

>>30571422

Sorry man i like sub Shy and Dash forcing on her.

>>30571401
Seriously, who'd pay $2500 for a plush? You could buy a fursuit for that much.

>>30571234

I don't know what's worse, the thing it's trying to imply or the art.

>>30571357
I know your pain better than anyone else.
Used to have a criticism thread on ponychan, but that eventually stranded because I was the only one delivering criticism. Figure I could start a new one on FiMchan, but I'm not too reliable nowadays.
One thing to do is analyse people's stuff, learn from it and suggest that knowledge to others. If you aren't part of the solution, you're a part of the problem sadly.

>>30571355
Me too, though more as a link into my biastophilia than anything else.

>>30571452
The art by far.

>>30571451

You could buy my car for that much. Twice.

>>30571438
Still. Grind that person into the dust with your own creations! Strike while the market is still hot. Capitalism, ho!

>>30571446
It'd be nice to see Fluttershy as the dom for a change, not in Flutterbitch mode, just teasing you in her regular voice

>>30571451
>my_god_he's_right.jpg

>>30571475

Not for me.

>>30571044
Forgot to color the hair.

>>30571438
>filter
>caught own post
Tell me how the FUCK that works. HOW.

>>30571379

>You step into the throne room to report to Celestia, bringing nothing but a deep empty feeling in your stomach. Your last mission was a complete failure and your actions resulted in Sugarcube Corner burning down. You can only be happy that nobody got hurt, but it still doesn't help the fact you have to confront your monarch in such a pitiful fashion. You walk to the center on the room, eyes fixed on the monarch, whose divine beauty is marred by a look of displeasure on her face. You manage to rip your eyes away from her long enough to bow and wait for her to speak.

>"I've read your report, it's very disappointing. Look at me."

>You look up and see that Celestia is slowly walking towards you, silently. As she stands before you, you feel like curling up into a ball, a frail mortal who pales in comparison to the divine being that stands before you.

I bet that made you hot, you sick fuck.

>>30571475
I support this. Besides, it's well esatblished >fanon that Dash is a sub in the bedroom. Fluttershy usually is portrayed that way as well, but you can't have TWO subs in one relationship, at least not successfully.

Hm.

I really want to write about this for some reason.

>Start playing this
>Oh cool this looks pretty spiffy
>Sentence mixed dialogue

why.jpg

>>30571451
Yeah but then you gotta pay some hooker to wear it (or else lower your boning standards).

Hidden costs.

>>30571475
I had to eat my lover lip not to boner.

>>30571307
>implying I wont buy this
>implying I wont burn it
The tears will be delicious.

>>30571547
>MFW I tried to exit out of the program.

>>30571539
>two subs
I think it could work.

The best would be slamming Celestia doggystyle, imagine hitting that huge royal ass while she's bent over a table, she'd be the size of a normal person, too

>>30571438
>filtering

>>30571475

>Put these cuffs, please.

>Umm Flutterhsy I don't know...

>Put on on, Dash. Do you want the stare?

>....No

>There, that's a good girl. Now open your mouth...

>>30571451
>Fursuits cost 2500

Jesus. That's retarded.

>>30571557
>mfw
Money well spent if it's done on video and posted.

>>30571356
hey, thanks, man, it looks good! i wish they'd picked a different FF, but, heh, i do think it's a nice picture nonetheless. red XIII is particularly cute. ah, well, can't have everything we want!

>>30571514
had it set at [,.]+\d{3,5} from that spammer a while back

the ",475" part of my post triggered it

>>30571472
>still hot
dude there's like 20 or someshit plushie makers now
EVERYONE'S HOPPING ON THIS TRAIN AND THE NEXT STOP IS "EVERYONE TRY TO GET RICH OFF OF A LIFE SIZE PLUSHIE" AND I DON'T LIKE IT

>>30571557
>implying it isn't already sold

>>30571601
That's for a low end one. A more complex suit will probably run you nearer to $4000

>>30571601
I know right? You could get 17 different mare vaginas in each color of the mane 6 + background ponies

for funsies

>>30571539
Huh? Wouldn't dash be all, i dunno, aggressive?

>>30571590

whyboner. I don't even like s&m

>>30571590
That do nothing to my boner man... I like sub Fluttershy, insecure about what dash is doing to her.

>>30571617
Nothing wrong with a little competition, Pip.

>possums
>ponies

Oh, god, this reminds me of what happened one night when I was stationed in Louisiana.


Don't read this.

I was driving along when I came across some parked trucks by the side of the road with their drivers standing around a dead horse. I got out and got talking to one of the guys standing around. Farmer, decent fellow. I don't remember how the conversation turned in that direction, but somehow opossums were mentioned in some unrelated context, and I had said that I'd never seen any. The farmer looks at me, picks up a big stick, and whacks the horse in the stomach. A few moments later this mother possum and some babies come crawling out of the horse's ass.

>>30571648
I don't know whether to be horrified or laugh my ass off.

>>30571648
I'm drawing this.

>>30571552
my ultimate whyboner is imagining Fluttershy cooing in my ear, telling me not to cum until she tells me to

TWILIGHT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Daily dose

Goddammit Sweetie Belle you're so fucking useless.

>>30571689
oh dude please do.

>>30571645
I liked it better when there were just a handful of us making them and people were happy to even have plushies

nowadays if your plushies aren't super-expressive with embroidered eyes and cutie mark and aren't made with minky, THEY AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH

fffffffucking hell

>>30571697
>I'mnotathomebonerstaydown

>>30571705
>Nakaki

Fucking faggot.

>>30571725
Time to retire, Hoppip. Sling your hat up. you missed your chance to make that luna plushie

>>30571709
Reminds me of the time I wrote a fic based on a fanart form a fic I wrote that one time
I'm trying to go full circle and get a fanart for the last one.

>>30571640
Rose any chance you could do a ponified version of this picture/character?

>>30571644

>I don't know, Dash. I mean, all this equipment looks pretty scary.

>Don't worry about it, I'll go easy on you. Besides, if you don't like it, just start screaming. I'll stop...eventually, he he.

>Um, okay...Is the blindfold really necessary?

>It's more exciting that way. Trust me

>>30571590
If no one writes this, I will take full responsibility to writ this fic

>>30571517
I got tingles.
Not a why boner.
Not any feeling in my dick.
Just... tingles.

What does this mean?

>>30571738
I may or may not have been one of those, too.

>>30571697
"You're about to orgasm? Oh, how wonderful! Not yet though, not yet. Not until I've had my turn."

>>30571757
Do it. I would, but I'm chronically lazy and useless.

>>30571648
Drawfag!
We need a drawfag here!

>>30571761
means u gay nigga

>>30571738
Who the hell is Nakaki?

>>30571709
if you mean set in the same world and timeline then yeah I guess so

>>30571712
But... If Sweetie can't into magic... How did she make those CMC capes?

>>30571768
fuuuuuuuuck

too much whyboner

>>30571755
Like that.

>>30571747
I still have backup ideas!

nyx
discord
a lyra made from incredibly hard to find fabric
and I haven't seen a good luna plushie in months. Everyone just moved to fluttershies

Does anyone have the pic of Fausticorn driving, Discord sitting shotgun, and Luna & Celestia arguing in the back? I need it for science.

>>30571800
Fluffy are you streaming the new episode tomorrow at the same place?

>>30571763

Roogna, im dissapointed. Are you a furry?

Does anyone here draw ponies getting hurt?

>>30571800
By hoof. And there was a sewing machine.

>>30571755

Now_we're_talking.jpg

>>30571768
*whack*
DOWN! NO, BONER, NO! NOT IN PUBLIC!

>>30571813

>>30571640
woah is that a pegasus donkey?

>>30571807
I want a Sweetie belle plushy. Or are you making them by demand? thats what youre doing right?

>>30571807
ooh and a gummy if I really run out of ideas

no, shut up roogna, I'm not making a gilda

>>30571813
>implying that picture exists

>>30571835
That'll do, pig.

>>30571845
demand, yeah

>>30571757
Pretty sure somebody already did, check the clopsort.

>>30571818
Probably. I'll talk about it later.

>>30571831
Then I'd say that's some dedication and skill considering Rarity uses magic to make clothes most of the time.

>>30571844
Ever watch Fantasia?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_EDBM1tOEo&feature=related

>>30571738
Spell my name right at least.

>implying Twilight being adorkable isn't the best kind of episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHhMH3__74M

Twisting horrors exist in the ponyverse.
Discord is a young Horror spawn.

Hey рзtяѳ, Stream now!

delivering someone's request of Twilight Sparkle farting

>>30571846
>Gummy plushie

ALL MY MONEY

>>30571887
I'll spell your name right when you finish the you-know-what

Experiments with Art!

Oh my god why are you guys so horny all the damn time. I mean, fuck even the smallest little boner educing post spirals into some weird anon orgy with no sex. Still fairly entertaining though, so whatever I guess.

On the subject of super deepthroat, is there a fluttershy hair yet?

So, less than 12 hours until the next episode of our new favourite Saturday morning cartoon airs.

/co/, what's your breakfast cereal weapon of choice for this week?
>pic related is mine

You know, it still boggles my mind that crotchboobs are a more divisive issue among pony threads than things like futa/dickgirls.
I never realized it was so important.

>>30571911
why

>>30571913

You are worst than him.

Which episode is best to watch on painkillers? I had wisdom teeth taken out and want to poni.

(5/500 lortab)

Does the ponyworld have any sort of police/law system or is it just the princess and her guards?

>>30571830
Anyone?

>>30571948
Return of Harmony part 2. No question.

>>30571896
Pinkie-Pie is Discords mother

>>30571830
>>30571953
no go away.

>>30571887
I thought it was funny cause you asked about bukaki nanaki

>>30571917
She looks tired

Like the frizzy hair on her

>>30571940
I disagree.

>>30571953
Ross, maybe. Glitter Glue, definitely. LD, yes, but you have to ask the right way. RO, maybe?

>>30571959
>mother
That's not how you say lover.

>>30571917
It's nice....

Why would you ever make a Nihilistic pony, though?

>>30571936
I don't think I've ever heard of that weaver

I mean, c'mon

That's where they go

What's to argue about?

>>30571933
that's what happens when you get a bunch of lonely young men who have never touched a woman on an anonymous image board all at once

>>30571936
Glitter glue, you have found your new calling

go forth,brave/possibly foolish artist, and create lots of pony crotchboob pictures

and remember, opposible thumbs work wonders with nipples, and that spike is technically the only one in a fifty mile radius to actually have those

>>30571936
That's hilarious.

I am indifferent on the issue, though crotchboobs would make this sight gag strange in context.

>>30571970
No one gives a shit if you disagree.

>>30571986
Nihilism is interesting

>>30571953
why?

Beer.

>>30572012
No one gives a shit what you think either, amazing isn't it?

>>30571986
Because it amuses me.

>>30572004
Where is /b/?

>>30572015

>>30572015
meh, it's overdone

>>30572025
The fuck is wrong with me. Meant to reply to:
>>30571935

>>30571911
fuck off ross nobody likes you

>>30572033
on the roof.

>>30572025
I liek beer 'cuz its good

I drink beer 'cuz I should

>>30572004
>>30571936

>>30572025
Deer?

>>30572015

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Vocaroo_vTc8wvM8FmsTanJmT.wav

Nihilism is the prerequisite to existentialism. When you realise that there is no real meaning of life and no real purpose, you get thrown into a nihilistic state.

There are no tangible morals (who is the judge?)
There is no actual "meaning of life".

That is what nihilism teaches.

Existentialism gives you the next step.

To create your morals and your meaning for yourself.

You don't necessarily go into existentialism, but it's something I strongly advocate. Nihilism is seen as sorta a depressing state, but it just shatters everything that you used to believe in - the idea that there is some universal purpose to life, the ideas of morals.

But it's up to you whether or not you want to stay in that nihilistic state.

if you don't want to stay that way, you can create for yourself what it means to live.

The key is passion. What are you passionate about? Drawing? Helping people? Music? Science?

Live by that passion, for it would become your meaning in life.

>>30571983
No, it isn't.

Here you go Tess. It's not much, but I hope it helps regardless. Mind that I need to get back in swing and that this only an assessment: keep using your head.

>>30571953
>>30571973
I'm up for anything, but I need to sketch something else first.

>>30572025
Ok.

>>30571959
nah.
pinkie saw the twisting horror queen give birth after seeing the sonic rainboom which opened a small rift into their locked reality.

>>30572026
Yes, it kind of is.

>>30571957

Thank ya kindly.

Have a pony.

>>30572015
Somebody said the secret word!
Nothing for no one!

>>30572004
That is horrifyingly accurate

>>30572060
OH BOY IT'S TIME FOR SENTENAL01 WORDS