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  • /a/nimu fans: Our pals at Nico Nico just announced a partnership with FUNimation to stream/simulcast shows from the fall season and beyond http://www.niconico.com/anime

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    251 KB MLP FIM general TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/14/11(Fri)19:45 No.30568269  
    >lunafags having to wait another week to have their episode

    >lunafags getting their precious, precious fanon destroyed utterly and completely in approximately 8 days
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:47 No.30568294
    Meanwhile, Rarity is still worst pony
    >> Reality Check 10/14/11(Fri)19:47 No.30568297
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    >>30568269
    Luna will be a bland character in an unremarkable episode

    Luna will be the new Owlouisious
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:47 No.30568308
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    Hell yes
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:47 No.30568316
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    >people who actually like Luna rejoice that now she gets some actual personality
    >> Goretastic 10/14/11(Fri)19:47 No.30568324
    >>30568269

    >8 days
    >even more than that for the best pony episode

    FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:47 No.30568325
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    >Utterly and completely

    I'm sure somebody came close. There's just that many fanons.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:47 No.30568326
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    Who cares about Luna, I'm waiting for Derpy.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:47 No.30568328
    >Destroying Luna fanon

    I am more than okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:48 No.30568330
    >>30568269
    Good thing I don't much care for fanon about luna.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:48 No.30568332
    >>30568316
    Funny. In any rational set up, it should be the other way around.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)19:48 No.30568348
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    Ponies soon fellow stlakers

    Are you prepared for tomorrow? Is your body ready?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:48 No.30568349
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    >>30568269
    >mfw the writers made the fanon canon just to fuck with people
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:48 No.30568350
    >>30568326
    plush derpies

    do want
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:48 No.30568353
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    >>30568269

    >Implying im not waiting for the best pony episode and her sister.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:49 No.30568357
    >YFW Nyx appears in the halloween episode
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:49 No.30568361
    Why is Pinkie's thick ass so perfect
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:49 No.30568368
    >>30568316
    >Liking Luna
    >Not being apathetic about a character that showed up for thirty seconds
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:49 No.30568372
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    >Implying the 5th episode will be any good.
    A pity episode for worst pony and her younger mentally challenged sister.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:50 No.30568380
    Anyone know where I can get the first two episodes in AVI format from somewhere else other than MegaUpload. Mentos' stuff worked great for the first season...but the second season not so much.

    Please and thank you
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:50 No.30568386
    Guys, what if Pinkie was an alicorn?
    >> TWILIGHT !SPARKLEdVw 10/14/11(Fri)19:50 No.30568387
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    >>30568299
    D'aww, thanks!
    >>30568270
    Sorry, too busy playing hat fortress two right now.
    I had an experience with one of members trying to boss us around and scout rush, but that's hardly worth a report.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:50 No.30568398
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    >>30568368

    what? she's got a neat design
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:51 No.30568405
    *falls in love with derpy*
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHw23IVR2RU
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/14/11(Fri)19:51 No.30568418
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    >Be in Reno
    >Slightly miffed that I'll miss episode 3 tomorrow morning
    >Win 300 dollars and receive free booze
    >No longer displeased
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:51 No.30568419
    >>30568386
    The world would be not unlike when Discord was running things.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)19:51 No.30568434
    >>30568339
    >>30568339

    linking here because we can always use more activity. running a pony quest at the moment, feel free to join in!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:51 No.30568439
    >>30568405
    >>>/pony/
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:51 No.30568440
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    >>30568353
    >Sweetie Belle episode

    Yes.avi
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568443
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    >>30568387
    C-can I touch your mane?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568447
    >>30568418
    >implying they won't be showing MLP on all the televisions at your hotel's sports book tomorrow morning
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568450
    >>30568368
    Octavia
    Scratch
    Luna
    etc

    This fandom sucks.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568463
    >>30568405
    >Not loving her already

    She is /co/'s brain child in everything but her original appearance. What kind of parent doesn;t love their children?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568466
    >Which game from the ponyworld should I play first, Cantervania or MegaMare X?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568467
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    >>30568205
    Just got the toaster to work
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568470
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    But what if Rainbow Dash was an Alicorn?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568473
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    I have a feeling it might be the ultimate fan service Episode to grace any series ever. That's just speculation though. For now, we wait.
    >> TWILIGHT !SPARKLE3Jo 10/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.30568477
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    >>30568443
    Sure, but I don't know why you'd want to-
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:53 No.30568485
    >>30568326
    Am I the only one who really, really doesn't care about Derpy?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/14/11(Fri)19:53 No.30568496
    >>30568467
    Directed by JJ Abrams
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:53 No.30568512
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    >Hug a pony
    >Start petting them
    >"Dude, what the fuck? that's weird"
    >Remember that they're people, not pets
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568515
    >>30568447
    >Hotel sports book
    >hotel sports book
    >sports book
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568518
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    >>30568470

    She would be like one of the poorer roman emperors concerned only with herself, spending lavishly while her kingdom crumbles around her from neglect
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568519
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    >>30568485
    Probably.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568523
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    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Man.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568524
    >>30568485

    depends on the interpretation, really. I don't mind derpy so long as she's not presented as retarded or whatever

    also ditzy doo is a better name than derpy hooves. derpy is a stupid name
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568527
    >>30568512
    I thought some people petted others too, you know, brushing their hair?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568529
    Last night I dreamt that I was fingering Twilight. I started slow, massaging her teats with one hand, and slowly tracing her slit with the other. I began to gently work my way inside her, hooking my finger to hit her most sensitive spots. She began to squeak and gasp as I slid my way in and out of her sopping wet sex, using the fingers on my other hand to stroke and trace her clit. She held a pillow over her face to muffle her squeaks, trying not to moan in pleasure as I slowly sped up. Her legs started to quiver, I could hear her groaning loudly into the pillow, and her whole body began to quake. She said "Oh Celestia, please go faster, don't stop, oh OH, OHHHH, right there!" The petite unicorn's squeaks grew faster and louder, she started to contract around my fingers like a vice, and finally she let out a long, primal, deep moan, and squirted all over the bedspread. She was dripping sweat, panting for breath, her mane frazzled, completely exhausted and lying still on the bed. Twilight slowly looked up at me with a weak smile on her face, kissed me on the cheek, and whispered into my ear, telling me that was the most intense orgasm she's ever had in her life. Then I woke up.
    >> Goretastic 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568531
    >>30568473

    I'm pretty sure Thiesen said there was no direct fanservice in any way. Anyway, depending on which fanon they end up coincidentally going with it will be called "fanservice" by the Lunafags.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568537
    >>30568512
    If Wolf's Rain is any indication, even sentient animals like to be cuddled like regular animals
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.30568539
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    these fucking new ads
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568544
    >>30568527
    Only couples do that.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568545
    >>30568485
    I hate her when the fandom tries to make her something she's not.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568553
    >>30568485
    No, but fan characters all bug me.
    >> Tess 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568554
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    >>30568467
    It's so... shiny....
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568558
    Ponies discover a ancient Android.
    wacky hijinks ensure.
    Y/N.
    also ponies vs robot masters.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568561
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    >>30568485

    Yeah, probably

    Derpy is the physical manifestation of the crew's love for the fans, therefore I love Derpy even more. She was cute looking, if unremarkable to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568563
    >>30568524
    I call her Bright Eyes when I write for her.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568566
    >>30568515
    it's not like he's making that phrase up

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sportsbook

    >mfw I watched the Superb Owl in one last year and it was awesome
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568568
    >>30568537
    Coolest of copy pastas, brolizabeth II
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:55 No.30568574
    >>30568418
    >Away in London for Comicon on the week of episode 5
    >Don't care because it's a Rarity episode
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/14/11(Fri)19:56 No.30568581
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    >>30568518
    But it would be such a good time.

    Then fat Pegasus outta nowhere
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:56 No.30568587
    >>30568537
    >If Homo Sapiens is any indication, even sentient animals like to be cuddled like regular animals

    Ftfy.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:56 No.30568591
    >>30568566
    Must be an American term.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/14/11(Fri)19:56 No.30568592
    >>30568563
    Bright Eyes is already a thing;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqPVXTOKqqs
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:56 No.30568598
    >Find yourself crushing on Twilight Sparkle
    >Realize that even if you were a pony, she still wouldn't be interested.
    >Feels_bad_Pony.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:56 No.30568602
    >>30568518
    Pfff, she can just found a new kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:56 No.30568604
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    >>30568361
    Pinkie does have quite a thick ass, doesn't she. So thick she can drive with it.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568617
    >>30568568
    Copy pasta? What?
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568618
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    Also Pant here's the pair of other pics I drew so far.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568620
    >>30568598

    go to bed, Caramel
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568625
    >>30568598
    Twilight is only interested in Griffons.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568626
    Tomorrow is the new episode, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568628
    >>30568587
    Yeah, I don't know why more people don't walk up to me in restaurants and hug me and stroke my hair.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568631
    >>30568518
    But she's loyal and shit. What does that factor into?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568643
    >>30568598
    never stop believing

    One day, if virtual reality is ever perfected, we will be united with out pony waifus, forever
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568645
    >>30568587
    i won't deny that i would totally let a random alien being with radically different anatomy hug me
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568646
    >>30568626
    Nope, another three weeks.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:57 No.30568648
    >>30568561

    derpy is my blonde goddess
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:58 No.30568656
    >>30568477
    >brushie brushie brushie
    >> TWILIGHT !SPARKLE3Jo 10/14/11(Fri)19:58 No.30568661
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    >>30568625
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:58 No.30568663
    >>30568592
    So is Applejack
    And "Twilight" Sparkle.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:58 No.30568667
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    >>30568626
    http://ponycountdown.com/
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:58 No.30568671
    >>30568504
    I don't trust that filename.
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/14/11(Fri)19:58 No.30568679
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    >>30568661
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:58 No.30568680
    >>30568628
    Maybe it's the fedora, or the cargo pants
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:59 No.30568684
    >>30568645
    captainshepard.png
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:59 No.30568689
    >>30568648
    Derpy is my favorite because she looks like a real horse. Grey mares with blonde manes and tails are really common.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/14/11(Fri)19:59 No.30568690
    >>30568663
    True enough, I just can't hear that name without thinking of Conor Oberst.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:59 No.30568693
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    >>30568477
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:59 No.30568700
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    >>30568628
    >Have extremely curly hair
    >Women play with it

    Me gusta
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:59 No.30568702
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    I hope Trixie shows up in the intro, or in the next episode!
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/14/11(Fri)19:59 No.30568707
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    >>30568618
    Here's the other
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:59 No.30568718
    >>30568518
    What kind of ponies would Dash fill her harem with?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568723
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    >>30568643
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568724
    >>30568702
    Trixie is dead.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568727
    >>30568702
    Trixie's only redeeming quality is her sexy voice
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568728
    >>30568631

    She would drag her friends to all the coffer draining events and palace christenings, and probably make them some kind of hideously overpaid but non functional government officials
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568739
    >>30568718
    little fillies
    >> RustyDooks 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568740
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    Scratch and Octavia parodying Justice, by RuBrony, colored!

    How does it look?

    Also, any other color request?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568747
    >>30568728
    So, like those aforementioned Roman emperors?
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568748
    >>30568628
    if it wasn't taboo I would totally do that more often
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/14/11(Fri)20:00 No.30568751
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    >>30568702
    Needs less hate.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568755
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    >>30568645
    Can I brush your hair?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568756
    >>30568702
    Shut up Seth.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568757
    >>30568727
    I don't like Trixie's voice. Too manly.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568759
    Man, I get weirded out even when cute girls hug me while I am complying at conventions. Heck, I have problems with people touching me in general. I know I wouldn't want to be hugged by a human if I was a cartoon pony.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568760
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    Would ponies like being scratched behind their ears? Or rubbed on their bellies?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568767
    >>30568718
    Straight mares but they have to fuck with her.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568771
    >>30568529
    what must I do to dream about pony like this
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568775
    >>30568618
    I love you.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568778
    >>30568755
    >Read that in Ood voice

    Dammit. Now I can't say no.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568779
    >>30568727
    also her beautiful pristine white mane

    and the cute way she sticks her nose in the air when she's drinking a hay smoothie
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568784
    >>30568760
    Ear nibbling.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568786
    >>30568759
    Nobody likes random hugs from strangers.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568787
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    welp, noticed this uncoloured in previous thread

    so several days of colouring later
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.30568788
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    >>30568386
    What if Pinkie was an acorn?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:02 No.30568802
    >>30568760
    I'd imagine so. Real ponies love that, they like having their teats rubbed, too.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:02 No.30568815
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    >>30568751
    Lens flare!

    All of ya'll getting lens flare!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:02 No.30568820
    >>30568748
    Hair turn me on i will do the same thing too.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:02 No.30568821
    >>30568727
    I'm still convinced we haven't seen the REAL Trixie yet. TGaPT is quite possibly a stage persona, her jerkiness just a part of it or a result of her dealing with hecklers.

    I bet her real name is something embarrassing like Brunhilda.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:02 No.30568824
    >>30568760
    I like that. So I'd imagine anthropomorphic ponies would too.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:02 No.30568828
    >>30568747

    Precisely. If she does in fact have a pet turtle, you can bet its becoming a consul, or whatever the closest pony equivalent is
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:03 No.30568836
    >>30568779
    and the way she looks without her wizard outfit on

    Why is Trixie so sexy
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:03 No.30568849
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    >>30568661
    Twilight, what do you think of this picture? Is it accurate?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:03 No.30568855
    >>30568786
    I do ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:03 No.30568860
    >>30568779
    >white mane
    dude it's light blue what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:03 No.30568865
    >>30568821
    Just because you want it to be true, doesn't mean it is.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568871
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    >>30568787
    Behold, from beneath the sands of time, rises an ancient pictograph!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568872
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568873
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    >>30568849
    best "freinds"
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568880
    Would you let an Elcor hug you and brush your mane?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568881
    >>30568860
    Mane is the hair dude.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568883
    why won't you kill yourself, I bet you can't think a reason
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568891
    >>30568865
    I know, that's what fanfiction is for.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568892
    >>30568760

    Yes, I think ponies would enjoy attention, most things do on some level, and horses definitely do
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.30568893
    >>30568849
    >when two ponies of different breed begin to draw their faces close it sets off a skin reaction where the pelt begins to melt off the equines face
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.30568897
    >>30568883
    Because I like being alive.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.30568907
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    >>30568880
    Erukorochan is always relevant.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.30568911
    >>30568893
    That's horrifying.

    someone draw this shit
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.30568912
    >lunafags getting their precious, precious fanon destroyed utterly and completely
    why the FUCK do retards keep saying dumb shit like this?
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.30568917
    Ponies discover the remains of an ancient ape city in the Everfree forest.
    within it they discover an ancient ape druid.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.30568922
    >>30568883
    Actually this is a good existential question.

    I still have everything to learn.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.30568926
    >>30568881
    If Trixie's hair is white, then I guess Vinyl Scratch's coat is white too.

    Oh wait, it's not.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.30568935
    >>30568836
    i'd like to wait for her backstage after a show to give her a hoof massage
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.30568936
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    >>30568871

    Not ancient enough!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.30568942
    >>30568912
    Because I hate everyone here and want to see some of them suffer.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.30568950
    >>30568912
    Go to ponychan and you will know why.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.30568951
    Which pony is kinkiest


    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Rarity
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.30568952
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    >>30568917
    >Gather round, quadrupedal friends. I shall tell you the story of my people.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568956
    >>30568912
    because you so fucking mad

    so, so mad
    >> TWILIGHT !SPARKLEPbM 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568965
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    >>30568849
    I bet that's from one of those machines that lets you look into peoples' dreams! Rainbow Dash certainly has an active imagination, you know.
    >>30568872
    >>>/g/
    I'll see you there soon!
    >>30568873
    Why the quotation marks?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568968
    >>30568935
    I would clean her hooves with my tongue after a long day of stage work
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568977
    >>30568912
    Because it's true.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568982
    >>30568883
    I can think of several.
    I have responsibilities, and my death would put unwanted strain on my family. I enjoy being alive, even if it sucks. There's a new pony episode in about 12 hours. Because it displeases you.
    Have enough reasons?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568983
    >>30568951
    None of them because ponies are only into consenual sex in the misisonary position with the lights off, only with members of their own species.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568986
    >>30568951
    I think they're probably all equally kinky, with maybe Applejack and Twilight being on the lower end of the spectrum, with Rarity being either the very top, or near the middle.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568987
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    >>30568951
    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.30568990
    also Rarityfags have to wait a week even longer, we won't even see her at all tomorrow
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:08 No.30568992
    >>30568942
    You, sir, are a gentleman and scholar.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:08 No.30569005
    >>30568942
    >>30568950
    >>30568956
    >>30568977

    But there's so much fucking conflicting fanon that it's impossible that the canon Luna is going to "crush" it all.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:08 No.30569007
    >>30568952
    Stallman would love equestria if they had computers.

    Ponies would probably support FOSS 100% because they're not greedy fucks.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:08 No.30569010
    >>30568968
    I would too. I wonder what Trixies hooves taste like.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:08 No.30569011
    >>30568968
    i'd take her laundry to the dry cleaners, sniffing it along the way and masturbating furiously
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:08 No.30569012
    >>30568983
    >missionary

    Sounds kinky for ponies
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569013
    >>30568983
    >lights off
    I never understood this
    how do you know where to put it if you can't see shit?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569015
    >>30568987
    >dat dress
    whyboner

    >dat face
    KILL IT WITH BAZOOKA
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569017
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    >>30568911
    We could ask LiveDrawer
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569018
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    >>30568990

    Fuck Rarity this is Sweetie Belle time!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569023
    >>30568950
    >Go to ponychan
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569030
    THE BEAST PLANET HAS COME TO CONSUME THE PONY WORLD
    WHAT DO THE PONIES DO?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569035
    >>30569010
    a little salty from her sweat with a hint of wood from her stage
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569046
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    >>30568671
    Maybe I don't trust you.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569048
    >>30569005
    Headcanon is most brittle canon. Crush the headcanon, you crush the fanon.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:09 No.30569049
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    >>30568936
    Behold, something older still. Or at least equivalent in age.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569051
    >>30568983
    And only after they are married.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569054
    >>30569030
    I NEVER WATCHED THAT SHOW

    I DON'T KNOW
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569056
    >>30569010
    >>30569011

    whyboner.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569060
    >Fuck Rarity
    Okay, but there seems to be a queue forming....
    >this is Sweetie Belle time!
    NO DAD, NO!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569061
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    >>30568936
    Ancient time?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569062
    >>30568983
    sup wesdaaman
    >> Twilight !Sparkle6tY 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569065
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    >>30569030
    The elements of harmony will stop them dead in their tracks!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569073
    iM SURE THAT PONYSTUCK THREADS WOULD SAVE TIME.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569077
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    >>30569060
    Fuck you faggot.
    >> CANDYBAG 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569078
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    >>30568679
    ROOGNA
    GIVE ME YOUR TF2 PAPER HAT
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.30569079
    >>30569030
    They turn the moon into a Battle Planet!
    Alternately, Celestia throws the sun at it.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:11 No.30569083
    >>30568893
    hey cosmo, did you finished coloring that pick from last night?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:11 No.30569090
    >>30568883
    Because there's so many people to make buttmad just by existing.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:11 No.30569096
    >>30568986
    >Twilight on the low end

    With her reading those books all day long? At least one of those books must have been an ancient book of pony sex positions of something, like the kama sutra
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:11 No.30569107
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    >>30569046
    Is that so?
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:12 No.30569129
    >>30568952
    yep, he's pretty much a new age retro hippy.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:12 No.30569130
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    MLP General sure is horny this evening. Must be the episode tomorrow. Revving everyone's motors.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:12 No.30569131
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    >Dicussing how kinky ponies are

    Fuck off, Kirk. You too shepard, these things are best discussed in private.

    Sad pony time.
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/14/11(Fri)20:12 No.30569133
    >>30569078
    ...
    My what?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569144
    >>30569096
    Contrary to popular belief, reading books does not make you a sex-crazed nympho, despite what certain people would like to believe. However, Twilight's here right now, why don't we ask her?

    >>30569065
    Twilight, how kinky would you say you are, on a scale of 1-10? And what about your friends?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569145
    >>30569056
    you will never get to be the personal assistant of a beautiful showpony who never gives you a word of thanks but "allows" you to lick her hooves, give her massages, and service her sexually
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569146
    Boy I sure can't wait for all the Twilight fanon to be crushed tomorrow!
    >> CANDYBAG 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569149
    >>30569133
    do you have tf2?
    what's your steam name?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569150
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    >>30569061
    too ancient
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569151
    >>30568986
    Applejack would be excellent with bondage.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569153
    >>30569130
    GOD DAMN IT

    WHYBONERS AT EVERY TURN, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569158
    >>30569065
    Bullshit.
    I doubt Harmony could even stop the claw it launches to pull planets in.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.30569162
    >>30569146
    twifag tears will be delicious
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569165
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    >>30569133
    Your paper hat.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569169
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    >>30568951
    >>30569015
    This is the pic I was looking for before.
    >> Tess 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569172
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    Shading helped. I guess. I still feel like it's not finished.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569174
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    >>30569145
    this thread is going to kill me
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569175
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    >Mfw this is the most pathetic fanbase in existence
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569176
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    >>30569061

    Ancient time
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569181
    >>30569054
    WHY DID YOU NOT WATCH THAT SHOW
    IT WAS GOOD
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569182
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    >>30569083
    Got pretty close. I wanna finish it tonight then take more requests. Here's the WiP. I might stream again too tonight
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569185
    >>30569172
    Reduce the opacity with the shading layer by about 50%
    >> TWILIGHT !SPARKLEPbM 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569188
    >>30569144
    Kin-ky?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:14 No.30569191
    >>30569131
    only shepard is into ponies.

    kirk is too good for them
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:15 No.30569195
    >>30569181
    I WAS TOO COOL TO WATCH IT WHEN IT CAME OUT.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:15 No.30569200
    >>30569175
    You must be new, or never saw the Lazytown fandom.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:15 No.30569201
    >>30569144
    Apparently smarter people are more likely to experiment sexually.

    Of course, they have to HAVE sex.

    Why the fuck am I brining this up in a thread about ponies.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:15 No.30569205
    >>30569130
    i'd spend a night snuggled in a warm bed with pinkie

    do you think she farts in her sleep

    i hope so
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 10/14/11(Fri)20:15 No.30569219
    >>30569149
    Yes and Im about 90% sure its Dalsson.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:15 No.30569225
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    >>30569175
    They really could have put a bit more effort into that.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569226
    >>30569205
    >pinkie dutch oven

    all of my money
    >> Tess 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569229
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    >>30569185
    Like so?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569233
    >>30569175
    dat butch
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569238
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    >>30569175
    why do I still watch this show?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569242
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    >>30569188
    Twilight, you wanna go out some time? We could catch a movie or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569248
    >>30569200

    >Lazytown fandom.
    >I watch that with my niece when i baby sit her

    I dont even want to know...
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569255
    >>30569188
    Damnit Twilight, you're supposed to be smart.

    And yet, I can't bring myself to spell it out for her.

    Sigh.

    Also,

    >mfw no reaction image
    >> NEAJKEADMKFINDKFMDNBKRSJKDRMAKAERRTY Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569256
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    SMASHING
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569258
    >>30569226
    >Getting farted on
    >Sexy
    pick one
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:16 No.30569263
    >>30569229
    Way better.
    >> CANDYBAG 10/14/11(Fri)20:17 No.30569267
    >>30569219
    Well 10% won

    it's MANLIEST ROOGNA
    accept my invitation
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:17 No.30569277
    >>30569201
    >Apparently smarter people are more likely to experiment sexually.

    Stupider people are less likely too because they take 'It's wrong because it's wrong' statements as facts of life. Smart people aren't more likely to have weird fetishes, they're just more likely to accept them.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:17 No.30569281
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    >>30569175
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:17 No.30569285
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    >>30569191

    Sadponies!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:17 No.30569286
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    >>30569200
    I...I...what? WHAT?!?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:17 No.30569290
    >>30569191
    psssh

    kirk would be all, you, will, have, sex, with, me

    and the pony would be all ooh captain kirk

    and then it'd be all, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN BAWOOOP BAWOOOP

    and then mccoy would be all dammit jim im a doctor not a veterinarian

    and spock would be all, fascinating

    and then uhura would be black and everything would just go nuts
    >> Twilight !SparkleIos 10/14/11(Fri)20:17 No.30569292
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    >>30569255
    My dictionaries don't have that word in it!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:17 No.30569301
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    >>30569175
    >More pathetic than Sonic, Hetalia, Yaoi fan girls, Twilight, Star Fox, Invader Zim and Tim Burton fandoms
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:18 No.30569304
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    >>30569205
    I would much rather have Fluttershy letting out ever-so-gentle poofs over the night.

    Or maybe I just said that because the only picture of a pony farting that I have is Fluttershy
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:18 No.30569307
    >>30569242
    What the fuck is a movie?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:18 No.30569313
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    There will be a CMC episode regarding bullying and it's effects on young fillies.

    There will be another CMC episode involving fears (and includes a nighttime bedwetting from fear scene).

    There will be yet ANOTHER CMC episode about jealousy where one of them earns their mark and the other 2 shun them.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:18 No.30569314
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    >>30569281
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:18 No.30569328
    >>30569200
    >Lazytown fandom
    >This is a thing

    My world has been changed forever.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:18 No.30569333
    >>30569290
    FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:18 No.30569338
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    >>30569205
    >>30569226
    I can just imagine her giggling after each fart.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:19 No.30569342
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    >>30569290
    >Kirk would be all, you, will, have, sex, with, me
    >and the pony would be all "no you"
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:19 No.30569345
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    CONFOUND THESE PONIES THEY DRIVE ME TO TREKKIE

    No, seriously though I watched all the episodes of Star Trek TNG because of Discord/Q

    am I the only one?
    >> Tess 10/14/11(Fri)20:19 No.30569347
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    >>30569263
    Sorry for reposting, but i thought it was a bit too light. Is this still good?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:19 No.30569350
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    >>30569304
    I'll help
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/14/11(Fri)20:19 No.30569352
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    >>30569175

    Also water is wet.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:20 No.30569368
    >>30569304
    Either one would be fine, but I'd prefer Pinkie, because her diet is worse, and her asscheeks would vibrate from the force of her ripping ass in your face
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:20 No.30569383
    Hey Twilight, what's the biggest book in your library? Would like to know the subject.

    Also, how do you feel about the rule 34 being made of you by me?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:20 No.30569387
    >>30569368
    Godfuckingdammit /co/, I'm trying to eat here.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:20 No.30569390
    >>30569345
    I watched all of the episodes years ago.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:20 No.30569392
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    >>30569307

    A moving picture, DUH

    You know, where they cast a come to life spell on picture stand and it starts running around and all the ponies present have to try to catch it? Its awesome
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:20 No.30569398
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    >>30569345
    No.

    I feel like I've answered this question before.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:21 No.30569404
    >>30569383
    >inb4 she doesn't know that rule
    Twilight, which of your friends do you think is the cutest?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:21 No.30569409
    >>30569368
    Do you think it will be a saturated gas or superheated?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:21 No.30569414
    >>30569390
    This.
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:21 No.30569418
    Fluttershy teaches a haughty Deer (Elves of the pony world) to not be a holier than thou asshole.
    Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:21 No.30569422
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    >>30569207
    Oh, how I wish I can be in this line
    >> TWILIGHT !SPARKLEVfM 10/14/11(Fri)20:21 No.30569428
    >>30569392
    I think I did that once by accident, too!
    Didn't know others knew of the spell.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:21 No.30569433
    >>30569345
    Was it any good? Maybe I'll try it out.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:22 No.30569446
    As someone who has smelled pony farts, let me say this

    There are some things man was not meant to smell
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:22 No.30569449
    >>30569414
    >>30569390
    I did too, I assumed he meant 'rewatch'
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:22 No.30569452
    >>30569418
    That's stupid, why would you want that.

    Fluttershy teaching a strange brony from another dimension how to love, however...
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:22 No.30569454
    >>30569418
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:22 No.30569460
    >>30569350
    i'm laughturbating furiously to this picture
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:22 No.30569464
    >come into pony thread
    >permanent whyboner

    Such is life in MLP generals
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:22 No.30569472
    how many terrible pony halloween costumes do you think we'll end up seeing?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:23 No.30569485
    Twilight

    Post tits or GTFO
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:23 No.30569487
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    >> Tess 10/14/11(Fri)20:23 No.30569490
    >>30569418
    Could be cool.
    I would fund it a decent amount.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:23 No.30569491
    >>30569464
    Don't worry, man. Here, all whyboners are acceptable boners.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:23 No.30569492
    >>30569446
    Have you ever tried to fuck one of your ponies

    I've heard that the mini mares are really tight
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:23 No.30569497
    >>30569345
    I've never watched Star Trek, and I still don't feel any desire. All clips I've ever seen of it make it look boring and stilted, and none of the actors look like they're any good.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:23 No.30569500
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    >>30569342

    No, kirk and Celestia would get in a fight

    with Lirpas

    to the original Amok Time fight music

    Celestia would tear Kirk's shirt with her Lirpa, and Kirk would knock her Tiara off

    THEN they would make out
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:23 No.30569504
    >>30569422
    >paper money

    fuck, have you not watched the show before
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:24 No.30569509
    >>30569472
    More than there are trolls on /v/.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:24 No.30569521
    >>30569497
    >watching Star Trek for the acting

    lol
    >> Goretastic 10/14/11(Fri)20:24 No.30569523
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    >>30569472

    I'd really like to seem them dressed up like so.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:25 No.30569534
    As a casual outside observer: you people terrify me. Well, not really, this has nothing on /d/, but you would terrify most normal people, at least.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:25 No.30569539
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    >>30569500
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:25 No.30569540
    >>30569500
    I'M NOT GOING BACK, SPOCK
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:25 No.30569542
    >>30569472
    It hurts just thinking about it
    >> Tess 10/14/11(Fri)20:25 No.30569547
    >>30569523
    I think Anon meant people as ponies.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:25 No.30569557
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    >>30569534
    Did someone say /d/?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.30569560
    >>30569523
    >Beetlejuice Pinkie Pie
    I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH WALLETS FOR THIS
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.30569563
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    >>30569534
    >MLPG
    >not scarier than /d/ sometimes
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.30569566
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    >>30569188
    Oh, Twilight, you can't just ignore what we did last night...
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.30569574
    >>30569534
    >You people

    Which ones? The sick fucks, the retards that give themselves a label for watching a TV show, or the ones who just like ponies?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.30569578
    I am going to dress up as Rose for Halloween

    The artist, that is

    I will find her and wear her skin

    I will BE the Rose
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.30569582
    >>30569557
    Oh wow, this is actually a thing?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.30569583
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    >>30569534
    I'm glad My Little Pony scares you.

    These threads are terrible
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:27 No.30569596
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    >>30569557

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY

    no dude just no
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:27 No.30569602
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    >>30569578
    lolwat

    >>30569582
    eeeyup
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:27 No.30569607
    I need Big Macintosh x Fluttershy NOW
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:27 No.30569612
    >>30569490
    bueno
    >>30569454
    good!
    >>30569452
    NO!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:27 No.30569613
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    >>30569487
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:28 No.30569619
    >>30569563
    I love coming to these threads for the roller-coaster of WHY (and to talk about the show/save cute pictures)
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:28 No.30569620
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    >>30569596
    >MY

    Your what?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:28 No.30569635
    >>30569607
    Second.
    >> Tess 10/14/11(Fri)20:28 No.30569636
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    >>30569607
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:28 No.30569641
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    >>30569607
    CAN DO
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/14/11(Fri)20:28 No.30569643
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    >>30569557

    BOOP.

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F6OQyjBxPopCszSYmYnM2AGcP18ryuEdv8lECX57BGM/edit?hl=en_GB&pl
    i=1
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:28 No.30569647
    New ep tomorrow, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:28 No.30569649
    >>30569563
    You've clearly never seen one of their "monster girls with emphasis on the monster" threads.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:29 No.30569654
    Turns out ponies talk in their own language. You didn't expect that when you had your friend send you to Equestria with his Alternate Reality machine. Do you learn the language? Leave?
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:29 No.30569659
    >>30569636
    I love your work, and especially this one.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:29 No.30569665
    >>30569607
    That's actually a nice pair.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:29 No.30569668
    >>30569636
    Damn Fluttershy is smooth as silk.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:29 No.30569669
    >>30569636
    wait what are those marks

    OH GOD LOOK OUT MAC SHE IS A VAMPONY
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:29 No.30569673
    >>30569643
    Thanks Dafty.

    :V
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/14/11(Fri)20:29 No.30569680
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    >>30569607

    sure why not
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:29 No.30569681
    >>30569647
    You mean today?
    >timezones
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:30 No.30569690
    >>30569654
    I already speak it.

    Or as they say in canterlot, neigh neigh whinny neigh low-speed low frequency raspberry noise.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:30 No.30569692
    >>30569422
    Wait, why is Dash charging in dollars?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:30 No.30569693
    >>30569654
    If ponies spoke in their own language, I'd fucking major in it.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:30 No.30569694
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    >>30569578
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:30 No.30569701
    >>30569654
    I think it's funnier if they write in a different language that sounds exactly like English when spoken.

    ENJOY READING, FAGGOTS.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:31 No.30569719
    >>30569701
    bitch i'm a pro at learning new writing systems
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:31 No.30569725
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    >>30569619
    i love coming here for scootaloo

    in fact, im about to reach my (200) scootapic

    this calls for a celebration
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:31 No.30569730
    >>30569701
    I'd just get some pony to read to me~
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:31 No.30569731
    I want to smoke weed with ponies and listen to ska. Then have consensual sex in the mercenary position with the mane 6.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:31 No.30569744
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    >>30569620

    She is my waifu man I saw her first
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:31 No.30569748
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    >>30569345
    Ponies did kind of drive me to watch it, but overall it's because my dad loves the show.

    It's my favorite show now too.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:31 No.30569751
    >>30569731
    >mercenary

    Sex while firing guns into the air and asking for money?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:32 No.30569754
    >>30569725
    scootaloo

    why you so cute
    >> SB 10/14/11(Fri)20:32 No.30569756
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    Doodlecrap.

    My humans still aren't good, but they're getting less bad I think.

    http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131863843667-doodles101411-1.png
    http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131863850461-doodles101411-2.png
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 10/14/11(Fri)20:32 No.30569766
    >>30569725
    scootanon I thought one of my pics was #200
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:32 No.30569770
    >>30569669
    SHE'LL DRAIN HIS RED COAT!
    and his blood.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:32 No.30569775
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    >>30569731
    >mercenary
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569783
    >>30569701
    Twilight would teach me how to read...
    And then she would teach me how to fuck like a pony
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569787
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    >this is canon
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569788
    >>30569681
    It's Friday in US time. I normally wouldn't argue, but the show does premiere on US channels.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569789
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    >>30569744
    Fine, I'll take Lily.
    >> http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569790
    hey guys, Tan is streaming. I think he's doing requests or something.

    http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569799
    >>30569756
    You sure are in love with that Goggles picture. I can see why though, it's cute.

    Humans are coming along decently, though you're obviously less practiced at that particular anatomy. Facial expressions seem a tad hollow as well, but it's difficult to ascertain much from doodles.

    Has the ship sailed on the possibility of that AJ / Mac / Guitar request?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569800
    >>30569731
    >Consensual sex in the mercenary position
    >mercenary position


    You sly dog.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569803
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    PRINCESS INCESTIA
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:33 No.30569810
    So has Fluffy said if he'll run it again tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:34 No.30569819
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    >that feel when over 1100 pictures of best pony
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/14/11(Fri)20:34 No.30569821
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    >>30569789

    Deal.

    I hope you stockpile prozac or something
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:34 No.30569829
    >>30569803
    Im okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:34 No.30569830
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    >>30569803
    CUTEST PONY
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:34 No.30569838
    >>30569810

    it?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:34 No.30569844
    >>30569788
    >US time

    Nigga you share the continent with two other countries
    >> SB 10/14/11(Fri)20:35 No.30569848
    >>30569799
    Nah I'm gonna do it.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:35 No.30569858
    >>30569783
    "OH CELESTIA, KEEP GOING, FUCK ME LIKE A STALLION"
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:35 No.30569860
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    >>30569830

    only in fanon
    >> Rose 10/14/11(Fri)20:35 No.30569863
    >>30569578
    only if I get to be Anon for halloween
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:35 No.30569864
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    any drawfags taking requests today?

    >>30569766
    >>30569766
    no, yours was arround (170) or something
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:35 No.30569869
    >>30569787
    is luna putting her horn in her sister's pussy

    why did she think that was getting back at her
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:36 No.30569881
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    >>30569830
    she sure is.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:36 No.30569886
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    >>30569860
    >only in fanon

    But that's wrong.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:36 No.30569887
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    >>30569860
    And in canon.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:36 No.30569893
    What if a pony's expectation of sex is
    1. super long penis
    2. lasts 2 seconds
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569902
    >>30569848
    <3<3<3
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569904
    >>30569819
    you have that many pictures of Gilgamesh?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569909
    >>30569893
    What if no one cares?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569916
    >>30569893
    human should fist pony
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569918
    Requesting Celestia with a ponytail
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569921
    >celestia fans
    >50% think she's cute
    >50% think she's cute and want to fuck her

    Is this accurate?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569928
    >>30569844
    >Nigga
    I'm not a nigga.

    You have a point, but I don't live in Canada or Mexico, I live in the US..
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569930
    >>30569902

    NTSTS detected.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.30569933
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    >>30569819
    More like snootiest pony
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:38 No.30569940
    I got a hankering for Lyra Bonbon wallpapers!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:38 No.30569954
    >>30569863

    You're a great sport Rose.

    I'll try and have it cleaned for you in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:38 No.30569956
    There were humans in the original MLP.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:38 No.30569961
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    >>30569933
    nome
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/14/11(Fri)20:38 No.30569963
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    >>30569940

    Boop.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:38 No.30569965
    >>30569921
    yeah


    Can't blame them, look at that nice thick flank
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:38 No.30569970
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    >>30569933
    >snootiest pony != best

    What planet are you from?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:38 No.30569972
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    >>30569921
    It's accurate for all the ponies except fluttershy fans.

    >100% autistic
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:39 No.30569988
    >>30569956
    I thought we agreed to never speak of that again.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:39 No.30569990
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    >>30569965
    related
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:39 No.30569993
    Are you here NTSTS?
    I need to know how much longer until the flutterlich story is done!?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:39 No.30569994
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    Youare so tsundere AJ.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.30569999
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    >>30569990
    whynoboner
    >> Rose 10/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.30570000
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.30570002
    I need pony porn
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.30570005
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    >>30569921
    What about the fans that want her to fuck other ponies (cutely)?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.30570009
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    >>30569725
    Bet you don't have this one.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.30570019
    >>30569994
    >AJxRarity

    But I wrote that last night...
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.30570023
    >>30569864
    Got time for a quicky, if you don't mind shitty quality.

    Also, Celestia has worst plot.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.30570029
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    >>30570005
    >Shipping
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:41 No.30570037
    >>30569930
    I'm harassing SB for art for a story of mine, of course it's me.

    Names are for suckers.

    Sometimes.

    >>30569993
    Hey, sorry. Slump of uselessness and personal problems has delayed it slightly. Shouldn't be too much longer, I have the storyboard done and about a fifth of the actual writing, just a matter of taking a couple hours to sit down and finish it. I apologize for the length of time this one's taken. Moving was one excuse, now I'm just being useless. Apologies.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:41 No.30570043
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    >>30569819
    >that feel when 2,531 pony pictures in general is < than 1,100 of same pony
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:41 No.30570059
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    that feel when you're not sexually attracted to ponies but you could be if they were real, sentient and interested
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:41 No.30570061
    >>30570029
    why the hell is it called shipping anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570065
    >>30570043
    I would buy this for 1400 dollars.
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570067
    >>30569988
    The smooze was the best MLP villain before Discord.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570075
    >>30570061
    Relation-shipping.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570076
    >>30570059
    >not sexually attracted to ponies
    >in 2011
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570084
    >>30570061
    Relation-shipping
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570085
    >>30570061
    >relationships
    >relationshipping
    >shipping
    hurf
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570086
    >>30570061

    relationSHIP?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570087
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    >>30570059
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570091
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    >>30570065
    How about this?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570094
    >>30569956
    >G1

    Has anyone here seen any of the original movies?

    Holy shit the one I saw was godawful. Except the music got stuck in your head.

    Bau BAU BAU
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:42 No.30570101
    >>30570059
    I know that feel, bro. Shit, I'd be interested in anything if it was interested.

    Forever a Fluttershy
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570109
    Is there any sort of musician that does pony music that isn't produced in a computer?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570113
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    >>30570067
    BAU BAU BAU!
    >> Scherzo !4LamsTHETA 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570114
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    Dat leg.

    Dat fucking hindleg.

    Goddamn I don't know how I did that but fuck I need to keep doing it. That rear leg is like, perfect or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570119
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    >>30570059
    >but you could be if they were real, sentient and interested

    God damnit, someone already posted that Shepard picture.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570120
    >>30570091
    YOU NIGGERS

    CLAYMATION PONIES

    FUND IT
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570127
    >>30570061

    Because they sink like the Titanic.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570131
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    >>30570067
    >>30570094
    >>30570113
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570132
    >>30570091
    All of them, 1400 each.
    >> TWILIGHT !SPARKLEVfM 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570137
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570139
    >>30570059
    Real, as in humans, or actual ponies? Not that it'd matter, I'd still love Twilight no matter what she was.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:43 No.30570141
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    >>30570029
    >Not shipping
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:44 No.30570143
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    >>30570009
    Saved.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/14/11(Fri)20:44 No.30570164
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    New thread, with a special surprise!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:44 No.30570171
    >>30570139
    Actual ponies.

    Love knows no bounds, not even species.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:45 No.30570174
    New thread.
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    >>30570134
    >> Soup !v2ZzB3dtms 10/14/11(Fri)20:45 No.30570180
    >>30570122
    .. how did derpy's foot get cut off? God dammit, hold on.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:45 No.30570190
    >>30570139
    I think he's saying that he does not find Earth's ponies attractive, and does not waste time on fictional characters that cannot love him back, but that if the ponies from the show were real, he'd consider it.
    >> Pant !!v3b467DpdIe 10/14/11(Fri)20:45 No.30570201
    >>30570113
    quite.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:45 No.30570207
    >>30570009
    >>30570009
    thats terrible

    >>30570023
    >>30570023
    applebloom on rollerskates (1 in each hoof) racing scootaloo
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:46 No.30570225
    >>30570114
    Scherzo, I think I have an idea for your grim tumblr.

    At first I was hesitant about the idea, but then you told me you wanted to make a proper grim tumblr, and I was fascinated. You said you wanted a psychological thriller and I was excited. Here's what I think would really make this happen.

    Don't Answer Questions.

    Instead focus on a story told with each post. This will give you a chance to really dig into the psychological thriller you want. Questions are only a detriment to the story as the questions it might attract are not very well thought out.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:47 No.30570261
    >>30569988
    Her name is something like Virginia and she dresses like Applejack would.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:55 No.30570505
    >>30569963
    thank you! that was a weird ban
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)20:59 No.30570625
    Here we go.

    >>30570428
    >>30570449
    >>30570480
    Thank you, Leth! I hope that all gets archived, I didn't save any of it!

    Your legs immediately sprint off towards the house with reckless disregard for the world around you. Whatever else is going on, none of it matters. Your waifu is almost at your fingertips, and you are sure that she will await you with open forelegs and a fond, loving smile. What other possibility could there be?

    The journey is quick and arduous, but after a few minutes of hearing your feet click-clacking against the dirt path and hard cobblestone steps, you finally reach the entrance to her home. With one powerful movement you throw yourself against the door, slamming into it with a resounding crack.

    It doesn't budge. It's barely even dented.

    What do you do now that an insurmountable obstacle has put itself in your path? Like a fence or a short hedge, this may well be the impassable obstacle you were destined to fall at.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:01 No.30570704
    >>30570625
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    All my strength at this moment is collected in a quest to pass by this obstacle. I will meet Fluttershy, even if her adorable yellow countenance is destined to instantly sour at the hideous sight of me!

    Um.

    Also, have we tried just knocking?

    Failing that, bust the damn window open and jump through secret agent style.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:04 No.30570781
    >>30570704
    Nope. Just try knocking. The purple dragon is gonna explain to us that she's out there hugging the trees or using the tresher anyway, if she doesn't answer.
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)21:08 No.30570894
    >>30570704
    You muster all the strength you have. You are a titan, a gargantuan, an Olympian example of the human spirit, and nothing will stand in your way. You cannot be impeded by something so simple and weak as wood. You are better than that. Humans are better than wood. It's time you proved it once and for all.

    You raise a mighty fist in defiance, and rap thrice on the door as hard as you can. The sound of knocking resounds through the house, as far as you can tell, but nothing stirs. It seems there is no one home.

    >>30570781
    You believe you have a bead on what exactly is going on, and you know what's up - clearly, Fluttershy is out there defending the Everfree Forest - but at the same time, your purple dragon friend is no longer with you, and so you cannot be sure. Nonetheless you peek through a nearby window to make certain the house is empty.

    As you stick your head through the gap, a small white blur rushes up to you and starts pummelling the top of your skull relentlessly. It doesn't hurt much, but, you know, poor thing is going to hurt itself at this rate. Should you just go, or can the creature, what you presume is the notoriously mean Angel Bunny, help?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:09 No.30570951
    >>30570894
    Tell the bunny to stop, and ask if he knows where fluttershy is.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:09 No.30570952
    Whoa whoa whoa hold the phone.

    Is this a continuation of P.Q.'s quest? I thought he was finishing that tonight?

    Or is this something completely separate?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:10 No.30570986
    >>30570894

    Grab the fucker and drop kick him.

    That little shit needs to be taught a lesson.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:10 No.30570987
    >>30570894
    Show him the Fluttershy toy, and make the heart symbol with your hands. Surely he'll understand and want to help. Alternatively offer him the coins if he doesn't cooperate.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:11 No.30570999
    >>30570952
    This is terse's, it started in the last thread, so far we've been transported from a field to fluttershy's cottage, and everfree forest's gonna get cut up because the nobles kidnapped both the princesses.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:12 No.30571028
    >>30570951
    I'm ashamed. I let my lust for my beloved Fluttershy take over. Time to reasses priorities - the whole damn forest is being destroyed!

    We'll rendevous with the yellow shy if the bunny knows where she is, and get on track to fixing this horrible dilema.

    Hopefully, anyway.

    So... Ask the furious rabbit to cease his aggression, and direct me to his pegasus companion?
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)21:18 No.30571227
    >>30570951
    You scream at the insufferable little bastard for him to stop! Just who does he think he is, trying to give you a headache? Your head is already stuck in the window, and you're having trouble pulling it out, you need to relax and you can't with a tiny little ball of adorably vicious fluff wailing on your head. It's just not proper!

    >>30570986
    You would, but you currently lack use of your arms. They are on the other side of the wall and you can't fit them through the window alongside your head. However, if you can convince the bunny to come outside, on even turf, that's another thing entirely. Then you'd be free to fuck the little monster right up, if you could catch him.

    Unfortunately this is a lot like Bubbles the monkey, you lament; it ain't happening. If it took Goku an age to actually get that task done, you certainly won't be doing it any time soon.

    >>30570987
    >>30571028
    Slowly withdrawing your head from the crevice in the wall that seems like more of a portcullis in a ship-shanty than a window in someone's actual house, you rummage through your bag for the Fluttershy toy and extract it, handing it to Angel Bunny. You make some signs that you hope he'll understand, that you need him to take you to her in order for you to accomplish something with your life, and if he does, you'll reward him. He looks contemplative for a moment, then nods, jumping up to the window to look you in the eye. Apparently he knows where she is, and he'll take you to her, but on one condition; you need to help his friend Hummingway out of his cage. Right now he's stuck in disciplinary space, due to a small misdemeanour involving two slightly under-age birds that Fluttershy simply refused to give him the benefit of the doubt on (apparently they looked like they were old enough? You can't quite tell from the bunny's frantic signing).

    What will you do? Will you help, or go look for Fluttershy yourself? The latter might be easier, but it might not work!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:20 No.30571297
    >>30571227
    >if you stay and help Angel's friend with his predicament, turn to page 52
    >If you decide to set off into the forest and search for Fluttershy yourself, turn to page 20

    ...

    >turn to page 52
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:21 No.30571324
    >>30571227
    Check hummingway's cage, I'm pretty sure that in this world, he probably just didn't know. Hopefully Fluttershy won't walk in on us.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:22 No.30571377
    >>30571227
    Underage birds you say? I TOTALLY understand that. Sounds like a brother is in need of my help!
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)21:27 No.30571553
    >>30571297
    >>30571324
    >>30571377
    You know what it's like to have people not listen to you when you're trying to defend yourself for a crime you didn't commit. Those kids had it coming, man, they should have seen you driving your scooter down that road! They should have gotten out of the fucking way! It wasn't your fault, you were doing everything legal, how dare they-

    You quickly regain control of yourself and stop hyperventilating. That was a long time ago, and you're past it now. You're a better man.

    Angel cocks his head in dismayed confusion, watching you intently for a moment, but you quickly nod at him, and he nods back, undoing the latch on one of the larger windows nearby. You climb in as silently as you can, only breaking three priceless family heirlooms on your fall from the first floor down to the ground floor; thankfully, you land on Fluttershy's couch and split it in half, but you're mostly all right. Angel looks pleased with himself, but you're going to tell on him when you have the chance. Fluttershy'll make him pay.

    Hummingway is in his cage, looking despondent as he twitters away in boredom. The cage is locked with a gigantic padlock, and the bars are too thick for you to bend or break. It is as much a prison as it is a home, and Fluttershy is the most terrifying warden of all.

    Around you the room is mostly empty save a few pictures and other objects. In the hearth, a bright fire is burning away quietly, and above it a pot full of some indeterminate brown liquid has been left to boil, kettle hissing and whistling as it heats up. The room looks like it would be steamy were it not properly ventilated.

    What do you do now?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:30 No.30571625
    >>30571553
    Wonder how the fuck am I gonna replace that couch and/or the heirlooms. What's our lockpicking skill?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:31 No.30571661
    >>30571553
    Angel wants us to play point and click adventure to find the key to this damned contraption? No thank you! Gesture at that tiny white varmint to make with the hint system - does he need our coins? Is that what those were hint coins? Fork one over and get him to give us some direction here.

    Also
    >examine pot
    >search room
    >question existence
    >dennis
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)21:37 No.30571826
    >>30571625
    Taking a moment to apply some good old fashioned video game mechanics to your predicament, you open your menu screen, clicking on the "status" tab.

    Currently you are level 1, with enough experience points to go up to level 2! Your skills are mostly mediocre. You have a zero in everything except CARTOGRAPHY, in which you have 1 point out of a possible 25, PETTY THEFT, in which you have 4 points, and ARSON, in which you have the maximum 25 points that cannot be reallocated elsewhere.

    Perhaps your arson skill will come in handy later on? A life of crime awaits you, friend!

    You don't even know how you're going to begin going about replacing all of Fluttershy's things that you decimated in your clumsy journey down to the floor, but it most certainly will take you a long time, and a whole lot of fire.

    >>30571661
    Angel looks disappointed, but swiftly puts away the mouse cursor, hopping over to the kettle from which he fishes out the key, using a combination of the wad of tissue, some gum, and a piece of string. It's a complicated manoeuvre, but he pulls it off, and after some time, he throws the key at you.

    He's simply too short to do it himself, unfortunately, and you won't even play the damn game. Why wouldn't you just play the damn game, CJ?

    >examine pot
    >search room
    >question existence
    I don't understand your syntax! Could you please repeat the command?

    >Dennis
    Ah, Dennis, you knew Dennis once...which brings you back to the current point in the narrative. You may now free Hummingway, or, for evil morality points, you may eat the key and walk away, laughing maniacally all the while.

    Plans?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:39 No.30571878
    >>30571826
    Open the cage.
    >this is just getting silly
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:40 No.30571893
    >>30571826
    The chances of getting enough evil morality to cast force lightning are pretty slim... better let the damn bird out.

    Also, level up time?

    My already allocated skill points make me contemplate burning this whole place down, but maybe that talent is best left for another time.

    Since when is >examine not a common command? This engine sucks!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:40 No.30571918
    >>30571826
    Any free skillpoints?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:43 No.30571976
    >>30571553

    Put some of the soup in a bowl and eat it. We're fucking starving.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:43 No.30571997
    >>30571976
    Do we really need to mess up her place even more?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:44 No.30572010
    >>30571826

    Go full renegade. Eat the key.
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)21:46 No.30572088
    >>30571878
    >>30571893
    >>30571918
    Things are getting a bit silly indeed. And unfortunately, you already passed up on the Force Sensitive character feats during character creation all those years ago, when you were first conceived. You've always regretted that choice, and now it's come back to bite you in the ass.

    You choose to level up! You gain three skill points you may allocate to any skill you desire. Alternatively, you may save your skill points for a later date, when they become absolutely necessary. The choice is yours! On top of those three skillpoints, you have zero skillpoints. Right now you're pretty unskilled.

    Hummingway is very much grateful for your assistance, and chirps a friendly message of thanks before heading off out to the forest again to do who knows what. Angel points at him and motions for you to follow, jumping off down the path in a hurry.

    Will you follow?

    >>30571976
    >>30571997
    That is, will you follow after you are done stealing this delicious soup? Why, it's almost worth the morality loss! It's a meat-alternative soup made out of a mixture of vegetables and soya. You contemplate asking Fluttershy for the recipe for this tasty treat when you next see her.

    >>30572010
    You eat the key. Angel looks horrified, Hummingway lets out a screaming cry of dissent, forever trapped in his cage. It was the only key, and you have doomed him to a slow death. He will waste away and die in there, and it is all your fault.

    Angel refuses to take you to meet Fluttershy. Later, when she returns, she finds you hanging from the ceiling, suspended by a thin rope, entirely dead. No one knows who killed you, but it is ruled a suicide. The culprit goes forever unpunished.

    BAD END.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:49 No.30572142
    >>30572088
    Follow him, and BE EXTRA FUCKING CAREFUL NOT TO BREAK ANYTHING ON YOUR WAY OUT.
    Save the skillpoints for when we need them.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:49 No.30572163
    >>30572010
    lol u got bad end

    >>30572088
    That's an arbitrary prompt.
    >you've done things as guided by the narration. do you continue to... um... proceed along the path your actions have dictated up to this point?
    ...
    Sure?
    Some other facet of consciousness can spend those skill points.

    I vote for cooking. I really feel like a good cinnamon bun, but I don't know how to make one yet.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:50 No.30572181
    >>30572088

    Follow him, chirping too so nobody suspects anything.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:52 No.30572240
    >>30572163
    Maybe there was something we should've done in the cottage when Angel wasn't looking? Well, too late now. Good thing this is one of those lucasarts games, you can't fail on those.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:54 No.30572307
    >>30572240

    Oh God, bad memories of King's Quest, man.

    Too bad nobody remembers King's Quest. Filled with so much bullshit, but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:55 No.30572314
    >>30572240
    Says you, that other guy ate the key and died.

    We're gonna find out in ten hours that we needed to pick up the 'scroll of reassertion' from a drawer or something, and perish in a hail of hellfire.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:55 No.30572336
    >>30572314

    Fuck you, bad ends are fun.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:56 No.30572342
    >>30572314
    You see, we would've been okay if our head had been full of little evil voices, but instead there were lots of good voices, so the good action was the right one.
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)21:56 No.30572348
    >>30572142
    You take an extra degree of care while you are leaving, making sure not to inflict any more damage to the building. It's mostly empty, and the way out is fairly clear, but you almost stumble into a shelf at one point, nearly sending all of Fluttershy's fine china to a hellish and unearned oblivion. Luckily you avoid anything so drastic, and make it to the door, dashing after Hummingway and Angel as quickly as your legs will carry you.

    >>30572181
    You make sure to chirp extra loud, so no one suspects a thing. Worse comes to worst, ponies will just assume you are a big bird and leave it at that.

    You always wanted to be Big Bird when you were a child. Now you're finally living the dream.

    >>30572163
    >>30572240
    On the way down to the Everfree Forest, where the two critters are headed, you come to a startling realisation; you are playing PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion, produced and marketed by Sierra Corp.!

    Pushing that aside for later consideration (it seems meaningful, and yet somehow, in your inability to appreciate greater dimensions than yourself, you cannot understand it), you make your way down to the forest.

    At the end of the long cobblestone path, Angel and Hummingway are waiting for you, both looking alarmed. Ahead of them, a small crowd of ponies has gathered around a brash cyan pegasus, who is flying around in the air, screaming something about making sure that the forest is adequately protected in order to protect the animals in it. She doesn't seem too confident in her words, but she's loud enough that it's hard to tell.

    What do you do? Fluttershy could be anywhere, and you're beginning to wonder if the pegasus might be Rainbow Dash. Are you fond of Rainbow Dash?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:57 No.30572393
    >>30572348
    Dude, who isn't?!

    She doesn't seem the type to take kindly to errant bronies, however, be they well meaning or not.
    >get ye flask
    Er. I mean;

    Can we call out to her, and see if she needs our help?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:59 No.30572439
    >>30572348
    I mean, of course Fluttershy is better, but...what's Angel doing? Is he continuing? We should keep following him.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:00 No.30572468
    >>30572348

    Yes. Go up to her and ask what's the dealio while desperately trying not to get a boner.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:03 No.30572552
    >>30572468
    I hope the gargo shorts are enough to hide the boner we will eventually get anyway.
    can't really say I much care about this PC - It's 5am and I may very well be keeping my friends awake but I'm gonna see this to the end here and now!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:05 No.30572626
    >>30572552

    Holy shit where do you live? Fucking Russia?
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)22:05 No.30572628
    >>30572393
    You harshly scold yourself, eager to remind your subconscious thoughts that everyone loves the fun and exciting Rainbow Dash. How can you be a brony if you don't adamantly defend her and her right to be a lesbian in a world of multi-coloured pastel equines? You can't, and that's that. Knowing that she has a bit of a temper and would probably react negatively to the sight of some strange creature from another world accosting her in the middle of the day, you slink away into the darkness and take inventory of the situation. You want to call out to her, but is that the right move? Part of you says it isn't.

    Angel is watching you out of the corner of his eye, sitting completely still at Rainbow Dash's inattentive hooves, and Hummingway has long since disappeared into the canopy of foliage. This is your chance.

    Summoning your courage, you leave the comfort and safety of the bushes and walk straight up to Rainbow Dash, waving your arms frantically. The ponies around her scatter, some of them fainting dead away, others shrieking and bolting into the forest, but she simply freezes, paralyzed stock-still in front of her. You look into her eyes, desperately trying not to get an erection, while you ask her what's up and if she can use your help.

    She says nothing, but behind her a yellow pegasus with pink hair appears, shrinking away from you and yet still approaching.

    They're both scared stiff, you realise - whatever you are, it's not something they're used to - but Fluttershy is here, now, and she wants to talk to you, apparently, even if only to protect Dash.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:06 No.30572638
    >>30572626
    Finland, where everyone's afraid of Russia!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:08 No.30572691
    >>30572628
    OHSHIT PONY PROXIMITY IS CAUSING AUTISM OVERLOAD

    "FLUTTERSHY YOUR WINGS ARE SO PRETTY WILL YOU PLEASE KISS RAINBOW DASH"
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:08 No.30572700
    >>30572628
    I am afraid to ask, but...are we obese, and is our personal hygiene on an ok level?
    Put my arms down, Introduce ourselves as human and apologize for startling them.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:08 No.30572714
    >>30572628
    Gigglesquee
    Gigglesquee like MAD
    My two favorite pegasi in the whole world! At last! I need to take pictures of them with my cameraphone!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:09 No.30572725
    >>30572691
    This is what it must feel like when my conscience goes unheard for two weeks.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:09 No.30572750
    >>30572628

    We talk to Fluttershy, and ask Dash if she's really afraid of a simple hominid. Try to be lighthearted, ease the mood.
    >> PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)22:17 No.30572995
    >>30572714
    >>30572691
    You start giggling and squealing like a little girl, eyes welling up with unshed tears. This is the greatest day of your life. Your waifu is here and she wants to talk to you! She's not just an image on a screen any more, she's more than that! She's the love of your life!

    You manage to stutter out a quick compliment about her wings, and she blanches, blushing. She isn't quite used to the attention, apparently, despite getting it so often; you admire her modesty as much as always, and add ten AUTISM POINTS to your SLIDING SCALE OF AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER.

    >>30572700
    You're not too worried. You're of average size and you take enough care of yourself that you're shaven and clean, It's really more a case of not being able to control your childish urges that will defeat you at this point, but hey, can't blame a guy for trying. You lower your arms, slowly take a deep breath to calm down, apologise and introduce yourself.

    >>30572750
    The two of them relax themselves when they realise you aren't going to hurt them. They're still apprehensive, and Dash seems to be on her guard, but things should be fine from now on, you hope. As long as you can control the desire for hugs and brushie brushie, among other things.

    Dash is quite clearly still afraid of you, but you break the ice with a quick joke on the nature of Canadians. They don't get it, whatsoever, but they laugh politely anyway, and things seem a bit more comfortable.

    Fluttershy regularly casts uneasy glances towards the stilled thresher, but things seem to be slow at the moment.

    Do you have any pressing questions, or will you simply let them get back to business?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:19 No.30573074
    >>30572995
    "What's up, docs?"
    Ask if AJ's running the tresher.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:20 No.30573096
    >>30572995
    We've got their attention, best not waste it. Hopefully those bonus autism points won't impact my non-existent conversational ability.

    If I could muster a "Ladies..." in my suavest voice before proceeding with inquiries, please.

    "So... bad stuff going down in Equestria then?"

    LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)22:20 No.30573111
    right, guys, it's been great fun! but i'm out now. it's like half 3 in the morning and i'm tired as fuck, i don't think i can handle any more. thanks for playing, you've all been great! maybe we'll pick it up again some time in future!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:21 No.30573119
    >>30572995
    >>30572995
    >>30572995

    Meh, might as well. I wonder what Angel's doing.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:22 No.30573140
    But it's only 6:30 in here and I'm totally hyped to continue! But okay, I won't press you.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/14/11(Fri)22:22 No.30573143
    >>30573111
    Fair enough, thanks for the quest, Terse. I had fun pretending to be an autistic brony.

    >pretending

    Hahahahahahaha...

    See you tomorrow morning in Fluffy's stream?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:22 No.30573160
    >>30573111
    Alright bro. Thanks, it was fun times.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)22:23 No.30573183
    >>30573143
    nah, i'm skipping out on fluffy's stream tomorrow. reuniclus won't be there, so i promised to watch it with him when it comes up on YT. should be fun.

    >>30573140
    >>30573143
    >>30573160
    i'm glad you guys enjoyed it! thanks for making it fun for me, too. i'm off to bed now, good night!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:23 No.30573187
    I am not sure if I'm more saddened by the fact that this is just the way I would act (though I tried to remain polite on my commands) or by the fact that now I have to go back to MLPG.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 10/14/11(Fri)22:24 No.30573230
    >>30573183
    >abandoning /co/ bros to watch with your drawfriend waifu
    I'm disappointed, and a little hurt, but I guess I'll let it slide.

    You jerk.



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