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PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion
!!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)21:37 No. 30571826 >>30571625 Taking a moment to apply some good old fashioned video game mechanics to your predicament, you open your menu screen, clicking on the "status" tab. Currently you are level 1, with enough experience points to go up to level 2! Your skills are mostly mediocre. You have a zero in everything except CARTOGRAPHY, in which you have 1 point out of a possible 25, PETTY THEFT, in which you have 4 points, and ARSON, in which you have the maximum 25 points that cannot be reallocated elsewhere. Perhaps your arson skill will come in handy later on? A life of crime awaits you, friend! You don't even know how you're going to begin going about replacing all of Fluttershy's things that you decimated in your clumsy journey down to the floor, but it most certainly will take you a long time, and a whole lot of fire.>>30571661 Angel looks disappointed, but swiftly puts away the mouse cursor, hopping over to the kettle from which he fishes out the key, using a combination of the wad of tissue, some gum, and a piece of string. It's a complicated manoeuvre, but he pulls it off, and after some time, he throws the key at you. He's simply too short to do it himself, unfortunately, and you won't even play the damn game. Why wouldn't you just play the damn game, CJ?>examine pot >search room >question existence I don't understand your syntax! Could you please repeat the command?>Dennis Ah, Dennis, you knew Dennis once...which brings you back to the current point in the narrative. You may now free Hummingway, or, for evil morality points, you may eat the key and walk away, laughing maniacally all the while. Plans?