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No. 30560190 I think it'd be a lot of fun to get Twilight to try weed. She'd be so nervous at first, "What if Celestia finds out, she'd be so disappointed!" Eventually, she'd read up on it, and discover that it's not so bad after all. Of course, she'd cough off a tiny little bong hit, but she'd come back for more, determined to do it right. Eventually, she'd clear the chamber like a champ, hold it, and exhale. "Why isn't it working yet, did I do it wrong? Oh, oh myyyyyy, am I ok?" You'd see the effects begin to kick in suddenly, but you notice her getting frantic. "Oh Celestia, what's happening, am I going to be ok, what if one of the guards smells it and finds out!" She'd start to panic, tears welling up in here eyes, but you'd comfort her, talking her down. You hold her tight in your arms, assuring her that everything will be OK, and you'll never let anything bad happen to her. She's shaking in her arms, but slowly she begins to relax. Twilight slowly turns her head up toward you, her eyes still brimmed with tears, and a smile spreads across her face. "I feel absolutely wonderful, so, soooo tingly, oh Celestia, this feels incredible!" She lets out a little gasp, almost a moan, and hugs you tighter. You cradle her head in the crook of your elbow, her soft mane brushing against you, and start to slowly scratch her ears. "Oh, that feels so gooood, massage my hooves, they absolutely ache today from walking around Ponyville." As the purple unicorn begins to melt in your arms, your hands move down to the hooves, and as you begin to rub, Twilight grunts softly. You use one hand to massage her tired hoof, using the other hand to slowly run a finger up her inner thigh. The petite unicorn moans audibly, quivering as your run the finger further and further up her thigh. Then you wake up. 
