sometimes i fantasize about what it would be like to be married to pinkie pie

DON'T HUG PONIES

THEY MIGHT GET SICK AND DIE

needs more of these two

>>30540185
.... go on...

>>30540185
>living hell

Did someone say love?

>>30540185

You would become morbidly obese and die. She wouldn't think anything of it either because she's jacked up on sugar all the time.

>>30540185

>Pinkie Pie
>not Twilight Sparkle

>>30540230
Ponies should love pony

oh shit nigger

>>30540197
Why does Bonbon love little doll when she have real thing?

>>30540242
Yes, I do believe that is what he said.

>>30540197

>>30540185
>No sex
>Fap
>Cum...suns...blah blah...
>Look in mirror
>It's pinkie.

>>30540188
oh my god

WHAT HAVE I DONE

>>30540230

This reminds me, any more news on Twilight Sparkle's love interest?

>>30540197
If they aren't in the background together in the next episode I will be disappoint

>>30540242
Pony should

Have mussy bedhair.

I would brutally rape Trixie in a game of tetris

>>30540255
Oh boy, here we go.

>>30540247

pony should be happy to be with pony

>>30540185
Everyday would be a party. Not hard to answer.

>>30540255
Who's worse? Wesdemman, or Nathan?

>>30540272

I haven't heard anything since the initial leak talk, but I haven't been following the threads very closely.

>>30540257

because

>>30540272
they're going good

>>30540247
Yes.

>>30540272

We were supposed to hear more when the episode summaries and titles were released, don't think that's happened yet.

>>30540247
>>30540230
Are we finally okay with straight ships?

>>30540272
>>30540305
None. It's a dumb rumor. This shit happens all the time. Skepticism people!

>>30540264
that is a most wonderful picture

>>30540272
>>30540305

wait, what?

>>30540255

Who is this guy, and why does his opinion matters?

>>30540324
Never.

poniponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponi
poniponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponiponi
poniponiponiponi

>>30540303
Wesdemman.

>>30540283
Ha! I get it!
I am so proud of myself.

>>30540272
This is relevant to my interests. Tell me of the nerd one's love.

>>30540255
The fuck is wrong with this kid?

>>30539737
>Gaaooooooooooooooooooooyep.

I know there's another MLP bioshock crossover pic, but no fics.

Were i not so lazy, I'd kind of wanna write it myself. It would probably be more of a scenario transfer of Andrew Ryan Pony wanting to escape 'Celestia's Tyrannical Rule' and build Rapture. Years of civil war in Rapture goes by, and they start needing new ponies for Little Sisters and Big Daddies... Cue AppleJACK (get it?) going out to find Applebloom and Big Mcintosh after they've disappeared. ADAM would probably be somekind of raw magical essence from the earth itself. Sea Ponies may or may not end up involved...

>>30540185
you would burn out on partying within a week and eventually go insane

whether that results in false bliss via mental instability or blinding rage depends on how your brain reacts

what has happened here

>>30540283

> I would brutally rape Trixie

You must die

>>30540305

I remember back then there was some talk about people confusing the idea that "twilight was getting a love interest" with the idea that "one episode in particular will show twilight with a crush" but they never really separated so I don't know if the leak was vague or people just got confused.

>>30540293
Oh boy. Being married to her would be fun. A lot of fun.

So, is this the ponies loving ponies tenderly thread? IS that our current motif?

>>30540367
which one is better?

>>30540324
No, fluttershy,.

Equestria's is a planet of the apes scenario. We're maniacs, we blew it all up.

Discuss.

>>30540381

Looks that way.

Who is Wesdemman?

>>30540349

Not much to say, there's just this old rumour going around that it was leaked that Twilight Sparkle was going to pick up some sort of love interest at some point in season two, but it wasn't made clear if it was going to be an existing character or they were introducing a new character.

>>30540381
Yes.

>>30540400
Luna is so tall!

She's gonna scare those ponies doubly in her episode

>>30540185
I'm imagining is she was human

She would be ON all the time. Always hyper always laughing, always going. It would be too much. Pinkie is best in small doses

>>30540339
He's the creator of the OC griffon named Griffy, and the author of a fanfic about said OC that's so bad it's good. Possibly the biggest ego booster one can get from these threads.

>>30540394

I am okay with that, at least we were replaced with something better. Better in every way.

>>30540394

pony should love pony

>>30540375

Yeah, the leak was really vague. Some people assumed they meant like an ongoing love interest subplot and others thought it would be a one-episode crush but there's no real reason to believe one way or the other.

Wait for the episode titles and summaries.

>>30540381
Fuck yes.

>>30540416

There'll probably be a scene where she looms over the CMC while wearing her cloak and then they run away.

>>30540401
The new rage focus, griffy is out, wesdemman is in

Commence throwing excrement at each other

>>30540401
creator of Griffy. hates homos and interspecies lovin

>>30540360

>>30540360
I once had an idea to do this. Mostly it involved the mane 6 being crossed over to Rapture and trying to cope with the horrific reality. Splicers confused them for Little Sisters.

But in the end, so did the Big Daddies.

I like the idea that their ponies a little better, though. However, I think the mane 6 climbing all over a Big Daddy is a cute mental image

>>30540442

>>30540441

I still cross my fingers every time there's a friend-off, that someone will make a fic out of that pic

>>30540441

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Every fucking time.

If you like cute, I think I can do that.

http://www.livestream.com/thatberretdude

>>30540404

Be fair, the male characters have so little development that upgrading one to the status of love interest would basically be like recreating them from scratch.

>>30540422

He did that ugly bird thingy?!

Darn!

>>30540432
pony should engage in civil discourse that ultimately leads to the development of romantic entanglements and fulfilment of the genetic imperative with pony

>>30540453
>>30540442
>>30540406
>>30540381

Why do I like this ship so much?

You didn't think I ran out of Cheerilee, did you, /co/?

I packed some bags FULL of Cheerilee for everyone!

>>30540422
If someone can't draw but wants to draw ponies, they should do it in MSpaint. If it's bad then it's hilarious instead of being sad.

>>30540487

Because they are feelings in this ship.

>>30540394
I believe that baby Celestia is cute. I will argue this position

>>30540485
pony pony pony

>>30540500

*there are.

>>30540487

the refined lady and the tough gal...I can see why some folks would like that pairing

no strong feelings whatsoever on the matter, myself

>>30540477

Not necessarily. I mean, it's not like they'd have to upgrade them to main character or anything. Twilight could just have an enduring crush, or they might only see each other sporadically. Hell, it come be some pony in Canterlot and they're pen-pals, we'd probably never see them again but we could assume Twilight was writing them regularly (Kind of an Owlicious scenario, since we assume he's around at night).

>>30540394
I just now realized how wrong that artist got the eye color.

Oh well, that's the worst of his filly Celi's

>>30540428
Question: huuuurrrrrrrrrrrr, I...d on't get the size between humans and normal sized ponies. That looks like a horse, but it just seems semi plausible, with the eyes and ears.

Anyone have a good picture or way of describing the sizes and dimensions of the humans and pony anatomies?

>>30540432
there's another pic of Dash towing Scootaloo I just haven't been able to find

>>30540495
Who are you voting for, /co/?

I'm probably going to vote for Celestia again, because she's the only candidate who ever runs.

>>30540394

>>30540487

FEEEEEELINGS everywhere.

>>30540487
because it's FUCKING adorable, that's why

>>30540175
Eh, this isn't going so well. It's hard to make a griffon look un-Gilda-ish.

>>30540495

>Cheerilee

Mah nigga.

would you watch an episode with one and only one scene for 22 minutes

this is the scene

every once in a while dash mutters "wonderbolts" under her breath and her wings flap involuntarily

scootaloo says "i love you rainbow dash" quietly at the very end

>>30540495
>Implying we give a shit about Cheerilee.
Now post superior ponies.

Like Vinyl Scratch.

>>30540483
>Ugly bird thingy

>>30540560
I posted a lot of Cheerilee in the last thread, if you care to go back and look. Some of it is good, hard to find stuff.

>>30540541
this pic makes me wonder how old the mane cast are

Do pony horns get larger with age? Rarity got hers polished with a nail file, implying they must be made of keratin or a similar substance and grow enough to require maintenance. The question is if the growth is treated like fingernails, where size is made to remain constant, or if, like the human ear, increased size is considered a natural part of the aging process.

The idea of an ancient wizard pony with an extra-long horn seems kind of cool.

:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:

Post pictures of her and she will give you a private performance [spolier]naked [/spolier]!

>>30540530
EVERY Rarity ship is "Rarity tries to turn $PONY into a high class citizen" though. And it's dumb because none of them except maybe Twilight would even care for that whole deal.

>>30540477

Except for Big Mac, but I seriously doubt they'd actually write Twilight x Big Mac.

It'll probably be a new pony, whoever he is. We can assume male, even Adventure Time didn't push that boundary.

>>30540537
I imagine the pony-human size difference would be similar to how it was in G1

>>30540548
Saved, that's cute.

What the fuck is Griffy?

>>30540524
i like pone very much
i am one of those pone liking guys

>>30540561
not only would i watch it, i'd enjoy it
check and mate

>>30540570
>pony with no lines and 3 seconds of screentime
>inferior to pony with name, history, voice and role

did you run through the stupid forest and hit every tree?

>>30540570
You'll learn to love great ponies eventually.

Hey Terse, just wanted to say I read the story and loved it, as I do all of your stuff. Thanks for writing it!

I have more requests in mind if you feel in a creative mood later.

Ohboyohboyohboy.

Nope. Have some Vinyl Scratch.

>>30540586

>ponies are naked all the time
>misspelled spoiler

Yeah, get out.

>>30540553
What about a homeless griffon? Like they're skinny have long bedraggled hair

>>30540596

Well, that's the sole idea with Twilight and Rarity, with AJ there are more feelings involved. They both don't like the way the others does things, and they slowly start to like them for them.

>>30540600
Is there an updated version of this for G4, or are their bodies just to cartoonie to be taken seriously? The Apes picture looks just to... large personally, it doesn't seem right

>>30540597
>implying it's not already canon

>>30540612
man that is cool i also like da pone ther cute

>>30540586

No way, she is a horrible OC no one likes her.

>>30540606
molestor of the highest order

>>30540584
Every fanon I've ever seen has the horn as some sort of erogenous zone.

>>30540596
See, I think there are more "angry hate sex" ships in that vein, AJxRarity that is.

>>30540606
Your hero and savior.

>>30540630

>>30540630
Haw. Haw.

Meant to link it to this:
>>30540586

>>30540639
Yeah, just like how they did in Look Before You Sleep.
Oh wait.

>>30540641
Watch "look before you sleep".

In the scene where AJ and RY fight over the covers, it really highlights how tiny they are.

Sweet. New MLP general~

Okay, all this shipping talk has gotten me interested about this Twilight gets a love interest thing.

What's this leak about? This could be really badly handled if they don't know what they're doing. I mean, maybe it's just a sort of Rarity/Blue Blood situation where they meet and don't really hit it off. If they screw it up though it could really damage Twilight's character. She's the main character and is also a nerd girl a lot of the fans identify with, people are going to project like hell on to her in a way that they didn't for Rarity since her princess romance fantasy was always sort of played for laughs.

>>30540656

second
it just seems way too antagonistic for there to be romance involved
tsundere bullshit only works in anime

>>30540485

>>30540561
>>30540561
i would put it on a loop and watch it for an entire sunday

Cool. Some ponynamed people provided pointless protective headwear in the latest update of this popular point-and-click pistol playtime product.

>>30540586
oh god she'll take that bow-tie off?

>>30540682
Girls like Fluttershy only work in fiction too and look at how popular she is

>>30540672
Well, I can kinda get that impression, by I'm looking for more definitive content, like a side by side comparison.

>>30540705
UNF.

>>30540624
You're welcome, man, I'm especially glad you enjoyed it! If you have any complaints or criticisms, send them at me, but otherwise, I'm glad you liked it!

I'm always in a creative mood, brochacho. Just drop them on me and I'll be happy to give them a look-see, if not a complete write!

>>30540679
There's no leaked episode synopsis about how Twilight gets a love interest. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>30540704
I see what you did there... and I like it.

>>30540647
how did you know i liked blue pone? Are you God?

>>30540679

I'm sure it'll be no big deal. It'll probably be like a penpal or some crush that gets cleared up by the end of the episode.

Then again the fan art will be excellent.

I feel bad for Cheerilee.

In a previous generation, she was part of the main cast.

Now that she has grown out of her "wild years", she barely gets screentime at all.

We might see her in the upcoming sister episode possibly even as Scootaloo's sister.

What is this thread about today?

>>30540755
You aren't talking to yourself, right?

>>30540755
You left your name on, terse.

>>30540744
That's a rumor based on some anonymous postings. It's probably not true, but it's been known to happen.

Also, Theissen was saying something about some of the rumors for an episode being true, and that particular rumor is a popular candidate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rScqTO-zZVs

Remember guys when Michael Hayson was a Zebra?

>>30540744
It's a rumor that people keep perpetuating FOR SOME REASON!

>>30540755
This makes me sad inside.

The worst character is the one that everyone forgot about.

You don't even know who I'm talking about.

>>30540790
pfffffff
fine then

>>30540596
Naa, she like Applejack because she is down to earth.

>>30540810
Dunsparce?

>>30540553
do a sultry griff girl of ill-repute

>>30540731
Was hoping you could do a story about Berry Punch, characteristically inebriated, getting a call from Ruby's school to speak to the principal regarding her behaviour.

The kicker is, you have to write it 50% of your normal level of verbosity

Ifn' you feel like it, mind.

>>30540810
I think I do. I think her name was Applejohn or something.

Trixie fans may be a bunch of creepy waifurfags, but you have to admit that it's pretty cute for a pony.

>>30540816
No she doesn't.

>>30540833
You could always draw Griffy, SB. The world always needs more Griffy.

>>30540797
yeah. We all know Twilight is a forever alone basement dwelling neck beard who stays in side and reads all day

Thats why she's so popular with /co/

>>30540797

I believe the Theissen hint might've been suggesting it was true too, but even if the original leak WAS just a post on 4chan, they've been true before. Then again, I haven't seen the original leak.

>>30540778
Huh, I've never written BP before. That might be fun, actually! I'll see about chucking something up in a moment, sure.
...Half as verbose? That's...that's quite challenging. I'm going to have to step my fucking game up now! You put the fucking sword to the grinder, now it's time I work my magic. Test me at your peril!

>>30540783
To be fair, I did it purposefully that time. Can't have pone liker responding to pone liker, after all! And I'm not even today's pone liker!

>>30540849
no

>>30540840
Wait, NTSTS is pone liker?

>>30540778
Hello NTSTS.

>>30540810
the buffalo chief?

>>30540816
literally
being a plebeian earth pony and all

>>30540849
>not as cute as applejack

>>30540792

Fluttershy please.

This is my theme, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8UYGQeavRw

Because, yesh.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260872909547

>>30540880
>>30540881
No idea what you guys are talking about.

>>30540876
There's a little pone liker in all of us, I'd wager.

>>30540897
Probably his daughter

>>30540907
That looks pretty droopy and dumb

>>30540907

>>30540907

I feel like writing a quick fic.

Suggestions?

SFW only, no cloppy shit

>>30540769

Wait, isn't Cheerilee the same age as the main cast? She was apparently in the same class as Rarity, as seen in Rarity's flashback in Cutie Mark Chronicles. Or is it maybe just that Rarity's a bit older than the rest of the cast?

Which brings up a nice topic which I'd now like to discuss: approximate pony ages?

Notice here how Spike is not allowed to give Rarity a hug, but Fluttershy is allowed to hug Griffy. Interspecies relationship hate sure is confusing! Also, dat plot explanation.

>"GUYS!", called out Griffy and Rarity and they both rushed over to their pals.

>Spike attempted to hug Rarity but Griffy yanked him away by his tail and gave Spike a pat on the back. Fluttershy grabbed hold of Griffy, squeezing him very hard, causing Griffy to choke.

>"What happened?", asked Rainbow Dash, "You two have been missing for days?"

>"We accidently activated Rarity's teleport spell and Kurayami controlled that teleportation to a city of selfish slavemaker Chimps, we escaped and battled that evil thing", replied Griffy.

>>30540765

Oh man, I hope it's a penpal love interest. That'd be perfect. The episode wouldn't have to be "In sequence" with any others since she could be writing them offscreen, it'd fit Twilight's character to express her feelings by letter, and it keeps the amount of screentime this character actually needs to fulfill their purpose really low. Not to mention pursuing a relationship by letters is the closest thing to having an Internet Boyfriend/Girlfriend in Equestria, makign Twilight even more relatable to the internet demographic.

>>30540899

Fuck Trixie.

>>30540849
No. No it is not cute.

>>30540933
LSH finding gold.

>>30540868
Twilight and Spike are pretty much a big fat guy and a cat

>>30540933
What about something with Rajity and Applejack, they are a big thing in the thread. Maybe some light shipping or cute?

>>30540907

What the fuck is this.

>>30540907
>giant buttershy plushie

>>30540933
Write one about Cloudkicker being jealous of Derpy.

>>30540936
>Shitty OC gets shipped with Fluttershy
what a tweest!

>>30540940
I hope it's a big crush and they fall madly in love and Spike gets jealous and schemes to break them up and it breaks her heart and she cries and cries.

>>30540935
She is presumably about the same age, but no one is sure.

In a previous generation she was Scootaloo's sister and a main character, though. G3, I think.

>>30540950
>Saving pics of a faggot shipping with Trixie

>>30540935
I'd buy that pillow.

And that shirt.

And that figure.

>>30540636
This one's a little better but still not great.

>>30540833
Lemme try this.

>>30540915
WHERE'S CAPT. FLUTTERSHY, COSMO? YOU SAID THERE'D BE CAPT. FLUTTERSHY.

Have you asked Dooks for help on that image yet? Sorry to keep bringing this up, but I'd love to see how it turned out.

>>30540907

This is hilarious.

>>30540868
I thought that was caramel, hence it's appeal.

>DirecTV episode descriptions

>Lesson Zero
>Twilight loses a friendship lessons

>Luna Eclipse
>Luna shows up at the macabre party

>>30540778

>>30540933
Twilight summoning a tentacled horror?

>>30540907
Holy Griffy that neck looks unnatural, it's like a cross between a horse and an ostrich.

>>30540964
Think we have a winner.

>>30540999
you fucker

>>30540993
HOW PONY DOES CAR THOUGH??!

wow guys the ponies in /b/ are getting hit hard with spam.

>>30541006
Yay!

>>30541023
Oh NTSTS you are so crazy!

>>30541031
and I care why?

your fandom needs a lot more /ss/

How bad do you think Pinkie's teeth are? She eats nothing but sweets. She probably has dentures because her real teeth rotted out long ago

>>30540991
Yes!

>>30540992
Also, forgot to uncheck the spoiler box. Derp.

>>30540990
dibs on the posters

>>30541031
brilliant.
>>30541047
>Picard Mode
Because with the first transgression, we are all damaged, the first link is formed.

>>30540907
>mfw closing bid is $5000

>>30541031
What can we do to show our solidarity for our /b/retheren?

>>30540991
Aw, no Griffy?

>>30541023

>>30541031
Here's all the fucks I give.

>>30541049
Spike lost an eye after it was pocked out by Fluttershy's giant nipple

>>30541071
No i dont give a shit about b and ponychan.

>>30541049

Man Disco humans are so ugly.

>>30541094
I just want an excuse to post this

>>30541082
I don't have a shitty TN panel with piss poor viewing angles.

>>30541078
>mfw closing bid is beyond even that

Well shit I want to see naked Octavia but this is all I can find in the clutter

>>30541079
no idea.
here is link though if you want to see.

>>>/b/358411332

>>30541049
Well, if you like fapfics, somebody asked me to write a story for that pic.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=419

>fantasizing about female ponies and not that gentle heartthrob Big Macintosh
>2011

What good is fimchan thread if nobody asks for requests there? I have to resort to drawing unrelated bullshit now.

>>30541071
/b/ is...
Shit.

>>30541138
As if you need an excuse.

>>30541163
You could always ask us for requests.

>Mfw finally realizing what griffy was
>Seriously thought it was an ironic troll or something...

>>30541163
Dude

Just Ask us here

>>30541163
FiMchan has a population of like 10 people and they're all addicted to futa shit. Of course you're not going to get requests.

>>30541146
When archive said pics like that weren't allowed anymore on fimchan, does that include fics?

>>30540679
>>30540744
>>30540790
>>30540813

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgk8_fS-Y8Y

there is a comment here:

"when she talks about my little pony she said that one of the lessons was..."Dear Princess Celestia, sometimes you cant control when somepony you like likes another pony, but that's okay!"...is that on an episode or was that just the first thing she thought of?"

>>30541160

Why the FUCK did he start being a dog. This is fucking HORSESHIT.

>>30541163
Requesting some Sweetie Love.

>>30541176
No no no. It's very real.

http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/

>>30541143
>Not having an Octavia folder full of images of her.

Is dis nigga serious?

>>30540840
"Miss Punch, I really must protest!"

"Oh, screw you, you...ol'...windbag..."

Berry Punch had never been a champion when it came to holding her liquor. Pre-drinking in order to pre-drink for a pre-drinking session in preparation for a night's drinking, for so many years, she'd gained something of an iron stomach, but very little in the way of actual tolerance - so although she could kick it up with the best of them and barely feel the pinprick of hangover pain the morning afterwards, it was usually a shocker if she'd had more than thirty-five pints the night before.

It'd always been a little vexing, her inability to match up to her father's incredible alcoholism. Everything about the man had been made for swilling beer - a bushy red beard, thick, frizzy mane and tail, a jolly demeanour and a stout form. He'd been a gentle giant and it had been his influence (and somehow, the completely misdirected idea that beer had been responsible for every positive facet of his character) that had turned her into the irresponsible charlatan she'd become today.

At least, that was what she held to when anyone asked. Now, stuck in the principal's office at the local school - a principal who just happened to disapprove of her antics enough already - she felt fit to bursting with boredom and something else, something indistinguishable, that churned up in her stomach, threatening to force its way out her throat.

Probably vomit.

Ruby, her beloved little girl, sat despairingly on the other side of the table, innocent little eyes trained attentively on a bug crawling across the underside of the well-varnished wooden fixture. Next to her sat the principal himself, a small yet stern stallion whose fearsome glares had been enough to strike terror into Berry in her halcyon years and no doubt did the same to Ruby now.

She sympathised with her little girl, deep down, beneath the layers of parched, tired drunkard crying out for golden liquid respite.

>>30541176
This is what happens when things become popular because they are so bad. Just look at Chrischan or CAD

>>30541163
Maybe they think you're busy with other requests.

If you're not busy, i'd like to request Octavia and Vinyl emulating this pic:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V7Jks1px5YQ/TmY8_j4qYeI/AAAAAAAAAdE/QcNIQyyHCRg/s640/justice.jpg

>>30541031

>>30541145
>It's manual spam, no scripts involved
>You can just put any part of the pasta into the 4chan filter and voila

WOW YOU SURE AT GETTING HIT HARD

>>30541160
Female are more interesting because they are excelent single partens.

>>30541221
Laughed once at the image, laughed again at the file name. Nice.

>>30540989
> implying Nanaki isn't a a faggot and furfaggot

>>30541145
Wow that OP is painful.

>>30541197
Discord turned everyone into their opposite, and Big Macintosh isn't a dog, so the obvious thing was to turn him into not-isn't-a-dog.

>>30541241
You got me.

>>30541163
Usually someone says they're taking requests

I don't want to give a request idea and just have someone say "nope not doing them now"

Then I can't use the idea again

>>30541278
Thats nice.

>>30541278

I actually DONT give a fuck.

>>30541055
Gah, I know man. I'm using the shading guide Rose linked me. It's intensely helpful but it's mindebendingly difficult

All these lightsources and it has to bounce and stuff. I'd love to get Rusty or even Roses help on it if she'd have the time. Pic related.

>>30541290
Oh please. The only ideas that happen are the ones that get repeated over and over. Usually by the same person.

Diligence!

>>30541243
That's /b/ for you. They never talk about the show. But if one of those extremely rare questions comes up, they're stupid about it and don't know shit.

>>30541304
So what's the deal with your post on FiMchan?

>>30541203
You mean some SB and Rarity sisterly stuff? I can do that.

>>30541220
So, them just standing there with a cross as a background?

Here.

>>30541030

Like this.

>>30541278

>>30541304
wish there was more Captain Fluttershy stuff. I really like pikmin

oh wow even ponychan hates that lifesize fluttershy

>>30541348
Well, it's ugly. What do you expect?

THE PONY IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

>>30541348
Yet theres someone with a few thousand dollars who just LOVES it

>>30541163
I'm sorry, but u no liek my requests anyway. They are way to complicated :<

>>30540991
Meh, still too Gilda-ish.

>>30541325
Yeah, basically that.

Thanks in advance!

>>30541304
I'd like to help with the lights and shades, but i'm just going to confuse you more with my awful engrish.
You don't mind the engrish?

>>30541385

Almost every single fan made plushie has looked like complete shit.

>>30541388
THEYRE IN THE WALLS!

>>30541397
Whose GOING to "love" it you mean.

I wish coming up with how they met wasn't so hard

>>30541388

OH GOD, I CAN HEAR THE HOOVES UP THE STAIRS.

I hope to God it's Twilight. I could throw books at her and distract her long enough for me to escape.

>>30541348
Stick a fleshlight in it.

>>30541412
Well, they were small. If you're far enough away they don't look too bad. You don't get that advantage when you're life-sized.

>>30541400
Go for a different head shape. Make a male griffon. A griffon solider.

>>30541325
Yes, sisterly stuff.

am i doin it right?

>>30541434
shes already read them

Haha. Pony time. Again.

>>30541400
Maybe a different shaped beak

>>30541425
That's because they can't. they live in different towns.

>>30541413
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

>>30540964
The orange earth pony was drifting in and out of a lazy sleep in a comfy chair in the corner. Waiting for Rarity to finish gussying up her other friends was a complete bore. She had no interest in clothes. "Buncha frilly crap" she thought, "Can't get no work done in them clothes."

As she sat bored, her mind started to wander, as one would expect. She couldn't help but follow Rarity around the room as she fawned over some detail or another. She was in her zone, and was tireless in her attention when she gets like this. She had always silently admired the unicorn, if only for her natural beauty. Applejack could always appreciate nature, and she could easily see past the makeup and facade of her friend. She was genuinely stunning, just naturally.

A wry smile crept across her face. AJ wasn't new to unicorns; she knew how to handle them, and not just physically. There were mind games, and mental buttons she knew how to push, and unrealizing, imagined herself pushing the buttons of the snow white fashionista.

She stirred from her seat, and began to clear her throat. "Hey Rarity, you think you might have some time to do something up for me? Can't help but be a little jealous of yall," gesturing towards the others.

Rarity literally dropped everything she was doing and started fawning over Applejack, her mind turning with a dozen ideas at once. AJ played along perfectly, feigning her interest in this game, waiting for the right time to make a move.

>>30541425
In music school, in a concert, in a music related event?

>>30541323
Some stupid, stupid stuff an a-hole prereader with a weird personal bias that I reiterated. I got mad and posted it because I wasn't clear enough in it. Sorry.
>>30541334
I love the initial concept. I think it was 'Pant' s idea and I'm just running with it. I'm still working on the snagret picture

Its kind of sucky and I want to redo it with a more dynamic pose

>>30541409
Ok then, that should be easy.

>>30541398
Which requests?

>>30541329
Ugh, I'll try. It's been long since I drew people though.

>>30541425

Childhood friends who both loved music and went in different directions and ended up not seeing each other for years. Finally met up again at a reunion of some sort, decided that they missed each other and to start hanging out again.

Easy peasy.

>>30541400
fuck yeah thank you
>>30541412
every plushie period. face it, stuffed animals suck

>>30541475
>>30540964
When Rarity turned to her sewing machine at one point, AJ silently crept up behind her, removing her hat, as it would likely get in the way. She leaned over and laid a big sloppy wet kiss right onto her horn.

The reaction was almost instant. The unicorn bucked back in her chair, her eyes flew wide open, and her right rear leg began thumping rhythmically on the floor. She uttered something gutteral as her voice flanged involuntarily. When released from the hold she had been placed under, she immediately turned her head, and a scowl ripped across her face.

"You could have at least taken me to dinner first!" she squealed as she swung a hoof at AJ's face. AJ took the blow square on the jaw; Rarity wasn't very strong, and she was too busy laughing to herself to dodge.

Should I continue?

>>30541483
Yay, lots of requests!

>>30541481
Holy crap. A pre-reader sent you that?

>>30541471
we want to play a game

this?

>>30541409
I don't mind one bit. i was thinking though, I could stream it and you chat with me while I work? Or vice-versa?

>>30541400
you keep giving the same head-feathers

>>30541434

>implying she wouldn't use magic to hold you by her side like a big teddy bear while she read them.

>>30541425
I'd say "met in a music store" but it's a bit cliche
Maybe scratch sampled some classical beats for one of her shows, and really took a liking to it. She went to find more for her personal collection, and eventually found herself on a fan-site being frequented by Octavia. They kicked it off online and realized they both lived generally in the same area...

>>30541400
Do Griffy

>>30541483
I have a request, if you have room for one more.

or this?`

>>30541483
many of them
oh well

>>30541535
I'm listening.

what aboot this?

>>30541499
Yeah man. I've seen some shit before but thats ridiculous is what it is.

>admits to having an old personal bias
>decides to revoke it regardless.
Full retard I tell ya.

>>30541211
"Mom, quit it, you're embarrassing me!" Ruby whined, and with that, Berry was shocked back into something vaguely resembling proper consciousness. It was enough to get her out of her mild stupor, if only so she could lift a hoof and point menacingly at the principal. Or, as menacingly as she could, which in her drunken state really amounted to little more than a few slurred, unintelligible words and a wild waving of her hoof in his general direction.

He looked entirely unamused.

"Miss Punch," he continued, straightening up his glasses with an application of that cool unicorn magic Berry so envied, "I must insist that you more effectively discipline your daughter, and yourself. I am quite tired of these little rendezvous."

"Shut up," she mumbled, words garbled and indistinct. "You're not my real dad. Quit telling me what to do!"

Lifting two forelegs, she mimed throwing a bottle at him, but her hooves, being empty, refused to work; she stared at them for a few moments in silent dismay, while the clock ticked away in the corner.

"Berry," the principal eventually sighed, shaking his head, "I worry for you, you know. Ruby is growing to be something of a hellion, and without proper parenting, she will soon become too much, even for you."

"Don't you tell me how to...raise my son!" The purple earth pony cried, throwing her forelegs into the air. The chair she sat on wobbled under the sudden movement, careening backwards, and Berry eventually found herself lying flat on the ground, staring dazedly up at the light on the ceiling.

It was a nice light. Like thousands of angels, just dancing on their little pinheads...oh, how she wanted to frolic with them!

"Berry, this is the last straw," the principal sighed, and Ruby looked as though she was about to burst into tears. "If you do not submit yourself to some form of rehabilitation, I will have custody of your daughter taken from you. Is that clear?"

Berry blanched.

>>30541531
You guys are over-thinking this. Octavia is well cultured, but she still enjoys a night on the town. Vinyl was DJing at a local club, Octavia stopped by to enjoy the show and dance, caught Vinyl's eye, things progressed from there leading to a night of sweaty passion in tangled bedsheets, and the rest is history.

>>30541491
Yes.

>>30541548
Post them on fimchan then.

moar?

>>30541483
Oh, I wasn't necessarily requesting that. Tess is doing a stream and folks in the stream were wondering what the original request was.

But hell, if you want to draw those, go nuts. The more the merrier.

>>30541574
Fuck you man, now I'm getting hungry.

>>30541560
Is it wrong if these actually make me want to get some Subway?

>>30541491

YES PLEASE!

>>30541562
Man, I've heard bad things about the unprofessional hacks over there, but I never thought it'd be that bad.

I wonder what pre-reader it was...

>crazy flaming hypocrite

I might have an idea

>>30541521
Sure, just post the stream link and i'll be there.

>>30541559
Would love Fluttershy (or any other pony, really) emulating this picture... or anything from this game, really.

>>30541562
To be fair, the pre-reader didn't SEND that, it was just his thoughts while reading it... still pretty inane though.

>>30541513
>>30541545
>>30541560
>>30541574

Pony should sensually devour sandwich.

>>30541499
>>30541481
can someone repost?

Get out of the car, Fluttershy

You don't need to drive; you have wings.

>>30541523
I don't really have as much freedom with feathers as actual hair. If I bend them too much they don't look like feathers anymore.

I'm gonna take a break form the griffons for a bit.

>>30541621
What do you think every poni's favorite sandwhich is?

>>30541618

Seconding this. Scared pony is the best pony.

>>30541618
If the pre-reader didn't send it, where did it come from?

>>30541607
It was a new guy, Couch something or other.

>>30541618
Fluttershy sitting on the ground made of guts? What kind of game is that?

>>30541634
where can I buy this?

>>30541673
its on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260872909547

>>30541618
What game is this? Postal 2?

>>30541656
Another pre-reader post it here.

>>30541651

Scared poni you say?

I bet you're a temerophile you sick fuck

>>30541664
Saya no Uta. It's a visual novel with the basic premise that the protagonist undergoes an accident which distorts his view of reality, mangling it into a horrific nightmarescape of gore and filth, as well as the people around him - this girl, Saya, is the only beautiful thing left in his world, the guiding light in his world of darkness...

It deals with some cool themes, and has a pretty grim narrative, but it's one of my favorite interactive novels, and I remembered recently how much I like it.

Anyway, if you feel like it, I'd be eternally grateful. If not... well, thanks for the consideration anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a25ERFjygOA&feature=player_embedded#!
I challenge you!

>>30541634
My god. That thing looks terrifying.
However it gave me an idea. Small, about 5 inch sized, poorly constructed pony plushies. they begin to appear everywhere in your house. In your cupboards, the attic, your dresser. You can't explain where they're coming from. They don't feel hostile, however, but those eyes. They feel like they're watching your every movement. Never blinking. Always watching. Wherever you go.

>>30541688
Saya No Uta. Some anime/manga/I don't know from Japan wherein a lovecraftian horror takes the form of a little girl and goes around does lovecraftian horror stuff.

>>30541613
Alrighty, hold on and I'll try booting up my strea,

>>30541701
How dare you! I am not a small organism that lives in extreme temperatures!

>>30541717

What the fuck?

>>30541749

That's thermophile you fuck.

Temerophiles get off to being scared and watching other be scared.

Jesus Christ it's simple Latin.

Okay, I reworked a lot, I think I'm done. Thoughts?

>>30541568
>>30541491
>>30541606
Following the weak punch-slap she received, she couldn't hold back her laughter anymore. She fell on the floor, gaining great amusement at the look on Rarity's face. She was panting, sweating, and she could see the tension still in her muscles.

The unicorn was seething; she had been humiliated, both by the action and her reaction. None of the others had heard the hoofstomps from the other room; they had been too busy with their own affairs to notice.

AJ was still gasping for breath, giggling uncontrollably on the floor. Her plan had worked better than she had ever expected; Rarity was very sensitive apparently, and had exhibited a reaction she couldn't have foreseen. But still, she knew exactly what she was doing, and why.

Rarity stepped over to the still-prone AJ, still panting, but now more with rage than anything else. She hissed a scolding at the unrepentant pony, which only resulted in more fits of laughter. Rarity was now shaking with frustration, but was still careful to not make too much noise. She intended to keep it quiet, to protect her own pride.

Her chidings went unacknowledged; AJ was still in stitches at her reaction. Rarity began to see the humor in the situation herself, and decided to exact some revenge. She bent down and gave a sharp bite to one of Applejack's ears, while using her tongue to tickle the soft underside.

The reaction was like a lightning strike. AJ's body immediately went stiff as a board, and she couldn't even manage a vocal sound. Her eyes told the story though, and her mind knew that she had finally gotten the reaction she wanted. They exchanged a firey glance, and shut the door to the back room.

And that's about as far as I'm gonna go.

>>30541724
If they are not hostile, why should I be concerned they are watching? I'd be more concenred with boring them.

>>30541787
Give him some credit. That was a good pun

>>30541563
"But I don't want..." Berry paused mid-sentence to yawn, idly scratching at the back of her neck with a hoof. "To go to rehab. I like drinking."

"As one can quite clearly tell," came the principal's retort, as dry and boring as he was. Stuffy old stuffed-shirt stuffer, Berry thought to herself with a note of added viciousness. She wished she could send him to rehab instead! Show him what life was like without her friendship lubricant. Not fair at all. Who was he to tell her what to do? If it worked for her father, it'd work for her!

"Mom, please," came Ruby's voice, pleading with the last vestiges of her maternal sanity. It almost made her want to give in and give up on the booze, the way it so softly cut through the foggy haze over her mind to remind her that she had responsibility for someone else. "I just want you to be there for me so I don't have to fight for you any more."

Oh, yes. That had been the problem, hadn't it, her distracted thought processes supplied. Ruby had been being picked on regularly, and she'd started beating up the more vocally rude foals to defend her honour. Why should her little girl have to go to so much length to protect her? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

With those thoughts in mind, Berry smiled proudly, eyes focusing as she blearily blinked away the dust of a past disavowed in favour of the new. It was time she turned her life around.

"Sign me up!" she cried, slamming a hoof onto the table before fainting clean away.

The rest of the occupants of the room looked slightly shocked for a moment, before looking at each other and sharing a resigned sigh.

Pressing the button on the intercom, the principal called in his secretary, and together, the three ponies got to work lifting the drunken alcoholic out of the office and into the hallway, where she could rest in relative comfort.

And in Berry's dreams, there was only the sweet, sweet nectar of the delicious ambrosia that was her alcohol.

>>30541724

Can you feel the sunshine?

Spoilered for generic grimdark bullshit

>Keep wanting to make a grimdark Dashblog because lolwhythefucknot
>Drawing a blank on how to not make it cliche as fuck like all the others I've seen
>Probably impossible

Possible Angles:
- Rocket To Insanity "sequel" in blog form
- Something something Dash loses her wings in a violent manner and cracks
- lollesbiansexaholic

>>30541641
remember Lauren's sketch was all bald an shit

>>30541805
Don't know man. Have a weird feeling when people watch me all the time. As in I am the focus of their attention. It's not fear or paranoia, but an odd feeling.

>>30541724
Don't Blink.

>>30541832
Tails Doll is a shitty creepypasta for fags

>>30541832
Fuck.
You.
Good day to you sir.

>>30541802
Nice job Flab.

>>30541831
Lovely Terse! I have thoughts on this, will offer them when I get back from food.

who's my favourite writefag?

It's you!

>>30541838
My ideas for grimdark Big Mac:

- He rapes everybody ever.
- The End

>>30541838
>- Something something Dash loses her wings in a violent manner and cracks
Don't do this.

Hey guys hate to do this, but apparently I didn't save any of the Nathan/Pagemaster MS paint comics, anyone have a link to where they are hosted or could post some of them for me?

Hate to be a /r/-fag but I'd really appreciate it.

>>30541838
That doesn't sound like a good idea. I like your normal tumblr. It's a haven of sanity in a sea of 14 year old stupidity.

>>30541838
Likewise for stupid meta shit

>have crush on girl
>over hear she has a $130 ticket for using cell phone in car while in use
>tempted to give her the cash

>>30541876
This.

If I had a dollar for every crippled/wounded/dying/suicidal/emo Rainbow Dash fic, I could retire

>>30541831
>>30541563
>>30541802
>>30541491
Me Likey Like.

>>30541838
>pick up Earth pony

>fly to the stratospher

>watch go splat

>>30541475
>>30541491
>>30541802

>liking stuff like this.


Fucking casuals...

>>30541867
Looking forward to it! it's nearly three in the morning, and I have an eight start today, so I don't have a clue why I'm still here, but I'll stick around for a while. Should probably make myself some coffee, haha!

Charming! Thank you, friend, I appreciate the sentiment!

>>30541838

>- lollesbiansexaholic

The only posible outcome.

>>30541907
Can I have all the content you've seen regarding this subject?

>>30541927
No.

>>30541870
I need a list of all the victims.

>>30541870
Mac's dick is literally too big to fit in any pony safely.

Then breeding season rolls around. Under the influence of powerful hormones he can't control himself.

>>30541884
It never fails to amaze me when people say this.

You...-do- know you can have multiple blogs under one account on tumblr, right? You don't have to change the one you have.

>>30541870
He is secretly very racists, and supports the KKK

>>30541931

>>30541927
Man I don't bookmark this shit, check the Rainbow Dash tag on EqD, that's where I found most of the ones I've read.

>>30541917
Im sorry son maybe you can link your super edy grimdark fic.

>>30541907

Yeah. I propose a future Dash kind of thing, were she ends up joining the Wonderbolts and ends up hating it, but doesn't know what to do with her life since it's been her goal for as long as she can remember.

>>30541935
What part of everybody don't you get?

- The Main Cast
- The Supporting Cast
- The Background Cast
- The People Following Him on Tumblr

Everybody.

>>30541481
Ah, yes. I do believe Pant started all these Pony/Pikmin crossover shenanigans. And really, it's quite an interesting crossover.

The Snagrets one is looking quite neat, man!
And don't worry, do take your time to dinish up the other one. I was just asking to see if there's been progress done on the images.

And, let me thank you once again for doing these requests. You rock, man.

>>30541946
I don't want you to divide your efforts into something worse.

>>30541950

Does he lynch zebras in his spare time?

>>30541970
> The People Following Him on Tumblr

Oh boy, lets do this!

>>30541910
>>30541861
Thanks... that was much saucier than other stuff I've written. And I'm not even drunk

I stole the 'take me out to dinner' line from some other fic I read.

>>30541953
>EqD
I was hoping you read an abundant amount of GOOD fics

False alarm. Anything hosted on EqD is shit or forced, with an exception to "It's A..."

>>30541995
Wait a minute, you are that guy who write the AJ anal fingering AB and Sweetie Belle sucking anon cock?

>>30541716
Okay. You want pony Fluttershy or humanized Fluttershy?

>>30542006
I never said it wasn't shit, it just makes reading material to kill time at work.

>>30542019
Oh hell no. That sounds pretty fucking gross.

let's talk about who the best pony is: Twist

I got a picture but I'll just wait for the next thread.

>>30541580
oh no my blood boner

>>30541798
It sucks, doesn't it? I knew it.