>She's standing on a pear

Fucking blasphemy.

RAINBOW DASH THREAD!

Applejack, what are you doing? You can't eat all of that fucking pear.

>>30534018
Best pony edition you said?

So where's the picture of you cumming on it?

>>30534048
Traitors don't get threads!

>Applesmack

Fucking traitor. Putting a smear on the Apple family name.

>>30534051
FUCK YOU I CANT

>>30534048
When I grow up, I want to be just like Rainbow Dash.

>>30534041
Did someone ask for more Griffy? Cause I think people want more Griffy fanart.

>>30534018
>AJ
>pear
Bitch best get down from there 'fore she gets hurt.

>>30533841
In Hasbro's merchandise? Hell no.
Just look at Celestia's toy.

>PCfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TF8KMzeEMM

Question.
How fucked would Equestria be if Zero/Zero-Two appeared?

>>30534038
She's trampling it underfoot in triumph!

Why do Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle always take a hundred years to make a thread? They never get their own threads that way.
Just like they'll never get their cutie marks.

Maple Jack > Apple Jack on account of having a better hat.

>>30534069
Boy do we!

>>30534069
I bet you can't make Griffy creepier.

>>30534075
stop spamming this in everything you tremendous faggot

>>30534096
Leave him alone. It's all he's good at.

>>30534081
>better hat
AJ is wearing Woody's hat. Your argument is invalid.

>Applejack won't even get her episode this season

postan best pony

>>30534081

>better hat

Nigga you just went full retard.

>>30534096
>not filtering faceless.
>in any time

>>30534096
>deleted from last thread and re-posted here because it was late-thread
yeah okay how about you smoke my ass.

>>30534082
:V

No Wonderbolts and no Pinkie-Pie make Dashie something something...

I have no idea what I'm sketching

>>30534104
RD has a penis nose.

>>30534114
GOOD

>>30534075
completely fucked.
discord is zero/zero2 lite.

>>30534093
Is that a challenge?

>>30534079
>calling a toddler a whore and an SOB
No wonder she ran away from home. More power to her. Anarcho-capitalist self-liberation FTW.

Best pony thread.

Pic related, it's best pony.

>>30534129
Link me to your tumblr so I can ask you a question.

>>30534129

Go crazy?

>>30534114
Damn.

>>30534139
Eat shit.

>>30534114
Im betting all my apples. she will.

>>30534143
No I was hitting on you.

Yes that was a bloody challenge.

>>30534160
http://rainbowfreakindash.tumblr.com/

>>30534165
Read the name asshole.

>>30534160
BUT HE HATES ANSWERING QUESTIONS!

Why is there no art of Applejack and Treetrunks together?

Seriously.

>>30534115
>best pony
>not Ice-T pony
You've got a lot to learn about horses, man.

>>30534175
Thanks. I hope you answer with a picture

>>30534186
he wont answer it at all

>>30534179
I did. I read the whole post.

>>30534129

Sad fuzzy dash?

>>30534183
>Treetrunks
who?

>>30534155
Invalid premise. It's PhotoDash all the way.

>>30534048
drainhoe stash thread

>>30534184
Did they fire him of LaO?

Dat feel when you like when you love the music but you hate the subculture around the music.

Ever happened to you?

>>30534207
Watch other cartoons besides MLP sometime.

>>30534211
Music has subculture?

>>30534204
>Sad Dash
Stopped reading there Fuck you, I can read words in which order I please

>>30534211
>like the thing, hate the fans
You mean everything I've ever liked?

>>30534223
YOU WICKED ENCHANTRESS

>>30534227

Metalheads, wiggers, skinheads etc.

In short yes.

>>30534208
>mfw I never thought of this
>mfw I sold my face for crack money in a back alley near 42nd street

>>30534209
why do I want to hug that pony so much

>>30534235
Go play TF2 and get back here and I'll tell you a fucking thing or two about loving a thing and hating the community.

>>30534211
Do you mean you hate the fandom? I guess I could understand that feel if I listened to dubstep for instance.
Or do you mean you like a genre, but hate a sub-genre? Like me, I like Progressive rock, but dislike Neo-progressive most of the time.

>>30534228
>please
stopped reading there

happy or content dash only
infertile dash is really really shit

>>30534211
>love the pony but you hate the subculture around the pony

so close to self-awareness

>>30534079

Is it time to ruin Scootaloo's day already?

Luna cage.

>>30534257
>Selling you face for crack
>in 2011

>>30534184
implying that wimp can even compare to the true best pony

Sup brotoss, how's life going?

What if humanity discovers the ponies and decide to take they're land and resources?

My money is on humanity killing everything.

>>30534259
BECAUSE YOU ARE A SICK FUCK

>>30534079
Sad Scootaloo thread?
Sad Scootaloo thread!

Also, this pic made me drop a tear (and it's too big to post it here...
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/727177

>>30534257
>selling your face
>not your baby

>>30534262
Ugh, fuck neo-prog.

>>30534228

>>30534279
heh. yeah.

what an idiot.

>>30534211
I know that feel. Classical music (Beethoven, Mozart, Verdi, etc) is awesome, but the subculture... meh.

>>30534273
Goro that picture was colored

>>30534289

>they're

But anyway. The Conversion Bureau series kind of answers that.

>>30534305
Post the rest of this comic.

>>30534273
I guess a wound cutie mark could work too.

>>30534286
stupid captcha

>>30534296
What brush did Disco use there?

>>30534300
I lost my face, then sold my name. For tomorrow, they'll be hell to pay

>>30534262

Like you listen to Ska and RAC music but hates the skinheads. Or listening to bauhaus and disliking the goth's etc.

>>30534319

>>30534164
Maybe.

>"'Crazy' is such a clumsy term...I prefer to think of myself as...enlightened."

>>30534296
Dude, I was banned for a week for posting the first image in that series behind a spoiler for furry porn.
Anyway, ruined Scootaloo. Look at them wings. She can't even fly. No wonder her mother calls her worthless.

>>30534313
>The Conversion Bureau

>>30534340
>Implying Derpy is not the perfect mail mare

>>30534335
>hating skinheads

I hope you mean third wave american posers

I just laughed my ass of at this, I thought it might've been the REAL VA's. Dash was great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tJLL-DNu3P4
>Sitting at home crying like a little BITCH

>>30534325

...Oh. Right. Cutie Mark.

That's what I was talking about.

>>30534340
That one is so bloody cheesy it's not even funny.

>>30534289
Ponies'd put up a great impression of Helm's Deep at Canterlot until we MOAB-ed the fecal matter out of it. Then they'd take to the forest and swamps as partisans, where the Geneva Convention is beyond them and we kill/rape them to a beast.
Bad Ending is not that bad if we can seize the ley lines and use magitech.
>>30534313
TCB is amateurish and anti-humanist and I should pick that anti-bureau cult/milita story I was working on up again just so I can write about how men with Ford 150's and Nuggets can save the world from itself.

>>30534376
derpy is a smelly beaner who eats rats and nachos

>>30534208
This explains why Rainbow Dash didn't do anything in that episode except fly a flyer.

>>30534207
>Be on /co/
>Not watch Adventure Time

Is this even possible? It's like being a /mu/tant and not listening to Radiohead.

>>30534313
>they're

Yeah I know. I did it last thread too, so I just didn't bother correcting myself.

>>30534381
Little did she know
It was just a wound. It disappeared the next day.

>>30534405

RAINBOLT DASH ALWAYS DRESSES IN STYLE

>>30534421
I've only watched the first episode that had zombies in it, and I didn't find it very interesting.

>>30534333
Beats me. He can probably take whatever and make a cool picture out of it.

>>30534441
Wait, is the Night of the Living Update out already?

>>30534207

>he doesn't watch Adventure Time

>>30534358

She's so worthless we might as well just sell her to KFC. Ends her miserable existence and gets us some delicious chicken.

>>30534377

The correct therm would be Boneheads. But in my country we don't really have left wing skinheads. And I really hate these bald racist punks, who do nothing except drinking like an animal and sometimes bearing up a gypsy because they out numbered him like 20 to 1.

>>30534421
I'm not a fan of Adventure Time.

Watched a few episodes... decided I didn't like it.

Is that so bad?

>>30534458
The best Scootabuse here.

>>30534457
Nope. Manniversary.

http://www.teamfortress.com/manniversary/index.html

>>30534457
Yup.
http://www.teamfortress.com/manniversary/

>>30534211
>Love the thing, hate subculture

HEY WHAT A COINCIDENCE, THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

>>30534497
Oh fuck yes.

hey, hey mlpg!
hey!

someone mentioned making a fanfic with the pope.

i think it was jesus.

have you heard anything about that?

>>30534470
I can tell you're British

>>30534390
Sounds glorious.

Guys, what is with that >Luna cage. ?

>>30534470
>gang-beating gypsies
>bad
Gypsies are a blight upon the human race. The robbed my uncle at the subway station in India.

>>30534223
>>30534421
>>30534458
Jesus people. I haven't watch all of AT, so I don't remember the names of every single minor character!

>>30534470
>Defending gypsies
Really? What the fuck?

>>30534470
you ever watched this is england?

great show. Seriously. And quite roundly captures why i loved the culture.

It was just having a laugh and not giving a fuck to music because there was nowt money.

Obviously there were racists, but the people who got on great with the immigrant communities were the ones I sympathized with. Like woody. What a fucking dude.

The best thing is none of em are proper actors, all fellas pulled out of the north

So how about this? How can I improve the lighting and stuff here?

>>30534503
No new weapons though.

However, this is not a want, but a NEED for me. I never cared about accessory items, but I'll make an exception just this one time.

>>30534505

I'm from Hungary. (A little third world country near Austria)

>>30534538
Racist England was best England. Now its shit.

>>30534515
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFL2SXGdrVA

sure is /new/ in here

>>30534547
I do know geography you pleb!

>>30534540
What you really should improve is composition. The picture is boring and lifeless.

>>30534486
No, but at least you've watched it.

I said "listen to Radiohead" not "like it".

>>30534378
Shit's about to get magical!

>>30534563
Any recommendations?

>>30534549
still plenty of racists about.

I moved to the country from the inner city.

Wow, that was the first time i'd actually heard someone use the word paki and it shocked the fuck out of me

>>30534515

I find it ironic that their music is about honor, but IRL they are the same as the gypsy's.

>>30534506
I know, right? I hated it the moment i read it back on Ponychan and everybody loved it incoherently. Honestly, I can see the Closing Hand of God (best cult name ever) being as unpublished as all the other shit I do.
I could also do some dialogue improv or something if MLPG wants.
>>30534547
They have ponies in Hungary? Somebody call BBC before we forget.

>>30534504
>>30534504
>>30534504
nobody?

Fucking Scootabusers... wishing all those terrible things to happen to an innocent cute little filly... it's fucking nauseating. Makes me want to punch every single one of you in your ugly greasy mugs.

>>30534544
Don't care, Dual Misc Slots is now a reality.

Col Roule + Made Man, here I come.

>>30534549

I agree, but I don't feel bad for them.

>>30534538

>he best thing is none of em are proper actors, all fellas pulled out of the north

Stephen Graham was an established British actor who has now broken into hollywood. His character Combo was also the most interesting character in the film I felt, I loved it when he returned in the '86 series

>>30534595
Scootabuse is the only pony abuse that hasn't made me mad so far. Still don't like it though.

>>30534595
>Reverse psychology

Need to be more subtle.

>>30534595
>Getting mad over fanon

Besides, it's just Scootaloo, and not the best CMC

>>30534574
Yeah, but I never watched that particular episo--

Ah forget it.

>>30534611
was combo the fuck off huge beardie fella?

Or was his the chubby smaller one?

or the black one?

>>30534586
Should come down my end, a nigger got beat to death just for being a nigger last week.

>>30534595
Oh, look. Some mad.

>>30534633
none of the above. I actually forgot he was in the series.

Great character, and yeah I remember him from other stuff.

Fantastic actor, too

>>30534629

>>30534591
That was Duplex Fields.

I don't remember where or when, but I think it was him.

Check his DA? Or ask when he's around.

>>30534634

Really?

>>30534629
Plenty of her too. The best abuse is Sweetiebuse if you ask me.

>>30534595
Scootalove thread!

>>30534470
Gypsies are really fucking horrible, not because of their race, but their culture, which consists of never working and stealing everything they can from pens to people, they are also violent as shit and literally have no shame when it comes to criminal activity. They either need to be assimilated into a better culture or exiled to some fucking island where there's no one to steal from, knowing those lazy fucks they'll never manage to build a boat.

>>30534629
Sweetie Best thread?

one character of your choice from your favorite videogame is now a pony.
how does that work?
mfw American McGee's Alice in equestria

>>30534633

The real racist skinhead who said "THIS IS ENGLAND" and beat up milky at the end

>>30534555
That's another good track. Ever seen them live? Their shows are wild

>>30534661

needs mor buse.

>>30534510
GUYS PLEASE NOTICE AND ANSWER TO MY POST.

>>30534595
I don't think many of them are serious about it, if that makes you feel better.

>>30534668
Yes.

>>30534558

>>30534659
Seriously, no bullshit.

>>30534660
>In a jar that she could easily tip over and walk out of

This is not abuse

>>30534579
Focus on AJ, show more that than half of her head . Mountains take too much space and disrupt the flow of the picture. Look up some references and mountain views/climbing equipment. Mountains are way too round, they look like hills as it is.

>>30534664
So gypsies are Europe's niggers?

>>30534629
No, Applebloom sucks too.

>>30534183
Because Treetrunks is a senile pedophile?

>>30534673
Oh really?

>>30534547
>implying Hungary is near Australia.

>>30534664
We should send them to Australia.

Englands done it before.

>>30534675
Sadly, never.

Though I imagine if I ever did, Eugene Hutz' manliness would kill me.

>>30534678
>2010 - Robot Unicorn Attack
>2011 - My Little Pony

IZ A CONSPIRACY

>>30534254

He cursed them all!

>>30534664

> assimilating gypsies

They are here, they came here 600 years ago and they still can't speak Hungarian properly. I don't want to hurt them, just remove them back to India, maybe they can't accuse the indians of racism and stuff like that.

>>30534689
that's why it's abuse, because she knows if she leaves, rarity will be dissapointed in her, and she doesn't want to make rarity disappointed in her

>>30534689
You're not thinking about the conditions she live in that put her in that jar? Someone put her there, the mental trauma is bigger than the physical trauma.

>>30534587
Who?

I wish they'd just skip to the Rarity episode

No one gives a fuck about Luna except for the bronyfags

>>30534708
He definitely got mobbed by his share of lusty fans at the show I went to.

His moustache was blinding in its majesty.

>>30534704
Hey you whatcha need :V
>>30534708
They tour a maddengly amount of places all over the globe, but every year in December they return to NYC where they formed and play a show.
You just gotta make time dude, its an experience.

So, really, why have we never ponyfied http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf8cM7f6P2I?

>>30534736
No one cares about Rarity except for the waifufags

This cartoon is decent.

>>30534724
Faceless version

>>30534664
True that, they get everything that happens to get, me and some of my mates sometime ago kick in this gypsies kid and his dad came looking for us but we was only 13 at the time so we shit it and ran.

>>30534716
I WANT A FUCKING ROSE EPISODE AND I WANT IT NOW

>>30534674
I just checked, and my suspicions were correct.

He's the fella playing al capone in boardwalk empire

>>30534736
I don't really care what's the next episode is about, I'm just excited we get more pony.

>>30534736
Im not jizzing my pants over Luna's appearance, but I definitely want to see what they are going to do with her. I do love Rarity's voice though.

>>30534694

Africans are capable of assimilation, gypsies are not. No one even cares they were victims of genocide during the war

>>30534750
I just want that ep because Sweetie Belle.

>>30534694
I would say worse, when it comes to niggers, there's a slight chance they'll produce a kid that will refuse to be a nigger and becomes an upstanding black citizen, with gypsies, there's no such chance. Also niggers contribute to the economy by buying rims and purple drank and shit, gypsies only steal.

/co/
I love you guys and all. Hell, you ARE love.
So please....tell me you don't have anything to do with this.

>>30534768
>yfw Rarity VA voice Luna.

>>30534776
Does this make Scootaloo a Scootanigger?

>>30534754

Nah... it's worse than that

>>30534757

ME TOO ANON

Its a pity she disappeared without a trace after bridle gossip

I HAVE A MAD

>>30534784
Motherfucking NO!

>>30534784
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD THIS FEELS FOR ME.

YOUR SHIT ANATOMY MAKES MY PENIS THROB.

>>30534704
meh.
that's okay I guess.

>>30534784
Like we can do anything about making it go away either....

>>30534694
Niggers can be good
Gypsies cannot

>>30534784
I didn't. I know none of us would commission an OC for this.

>>30534812

>>30534746
Hey you, spoilering from drama BS :V
I wanted to let you know your story created a minor shit storm with pre-readers that still has me in a minor rage. Apparently someone thought the premise to mean that you were either an otherkin who was using Twilight as a means of wish-fulfilment to satiate your desire to be a dragon, or some equally stupid bullshit... went from being a normal discussion of your writing to completely insane batshit malarky that has now taken over everyone's opinions on the story.

There's also unwarranted hullabloo about the plot as a result, but the whole thing has infuriated me beyond belief. I think the whole thing is over, but let me know if you get a response - if they shoot it down based on the blather I read in the discussion I'm going to tell them to go fuck themselves and stop wasting my time with charity work for that excuse for a website.

Otherwise, nothing. Just... the above. Hope you've been well, looking forward to seeing new writings from you, etc.

:V

>>30534792
But Luna's voice is not the same as Rarity's. Like how Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie have different voices but have the same VA. Same with Dash and AJ.

>>30534835

>>30534784
I like how Apple Bloom is on the cover, but in the comic she's like in one square.

>>30534775
>SB episode

All of my mone- wait, that's happening, isn't it?

>>30534849

>>30534784
>My Little Porny
>Palcomix porn

Aahahahah oh sweet jesus this'll be hilarious.

>>30534836
Are you fucking kidding me NTSTS?

>>30534784
>OC
>porn
>palcomix

Any one of these would necessitate a 'no' from me.

All 3?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

>>30534776

And the funny thing is that they got lot of money from the goverment. They get houses for free and stuff like that.

I'm racist but pleasr don't compare gypsies to Africans!

Africans or Arabs would never do something like that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB11GVKTK1w

>>30534540
Mountains look like cupcakes. Look at pictures of real mountains.

If you have a small character climbing on one, then it's a close up and the other mountains should be nothing but background elements.

Depth impression.

Sky should have gradiation. It starts sorta pale blue near the horizon and gets more intense at the zenith.

>>30534836
>reading this entire thing
i hate to so rudely interject, but for fuck's sake.

>>30534868
Applestache.

>>30534852
YES!

>>30534873
you no think it be like it is, but it do.

wait
I mean
it's terribad.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT WE ARE ALL MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT RAINBOW DASH EPISODE

>>30534877
Isn't that Blues? It's been long since I've read that comic.

>>30534739
how's that flutterlich story going?

>>30534906
she doesn't have any.

>>30534736

>I wish they'd just skip the Rarity episode

ftfy.

>>30534906
Nope, Fluttershy.

>>30534836
I honestly don't have enough reaction images in my folder for this and I have a fuckton of them at my disposal.

My desire to be a fucking dragon? What in the everliving flying fuck are these people on?

I talked to a prereader last night and he liked it and was chill with it. Jeezus

>>30534906
I always look forward to more rainbow dash

>>30534906
The one where she loses her vagina in a freak flying accident?

>>30534289

Oh dear Anon, Humanity no longer exists. A great cataclysm cleansed the earth of them and the surviving few decided to lay dormant beneath the oceans, until the earth had healed itself the enough for their return,

All that remains, are mummies on the moon and fossilised bones on the Earth. Even Celestia, has no knowledge of them besides being creatures of extreme intelligence and of warring nature.

>>30534784
oh man that OC almost looks like Pacce's but without a fake moustache.

>>30534327
>>30534115
>that feel when you remember CLASH IN THE BRIDGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CMTXyExkeI

>>30534906
This season better have gratuitous amounts of Dash to make up for her being the least seen in season 1

>>30534836
...What's the premise? Twilight turns into a dragon and does stuff?

And are we talking about EqD prereaders here? Because after Past Sins, they're really in no place to talk about wish fulfillment

>>30534947
Well, I think we've solved the mystery of who commissioned it.

>>30534836
There's only like, one way someone could come to a conclusion like that.

Jesus christ.

>>30534876
>>30534894
I know, right? All my rage.
the quote that spurned the discussion was too long to post here, so here's a pastebin;
http://pastebin(dot)com/hxGvimva

>>30534959
DAMN STRAIGHT MY AFRICAN AMERICAN

>>30534892
>>30534690
Much appreciated. Will impliment.

>>30534943
>>30534943
then how do you explain this picture?

>>30534959
Dash has the most autistic following. Prepare for any phrase out of her pony mouth to be turned into a new slogan for the brony masses.

>>30534879
>>30534879

Is this in Europe?

>>30535001
I FUCKING LOVE HER PONY MOUTH

>>30535001
I give it ten seconds flat from the time she says something in the episode.

>>30535001
You're a laugh, anon! I can't wait to hang out some more!

>>30535001
If I let that bothered me I wouldn't even be watching this show in the first place.

>>30534995
Apple induced hallucination

>>30534959
>Rainbow Dash gets less screen time, lines and episodes than any other character
>Has the most fan art and fans

I never got that.

>>30534984
Also this quote from someone after I said the story was "a fabulous piece of work by an established author in the fandom"

...it's not fabulously done, it's simplistic and juvenile wish fulfillment - having said that, fix those two plot points please, fix the punctuation and grammar and I think it could go up.

Established? I think I've read one thing he's done before... having said that, I'm the most famous unheard of author I know. sigh.

I went in the IRC and raged for a while, possibly turned some people around, but this whole thing has made me question the intelligence of my fellow man in a whole new way.

>>30535001
I'd put something into her pony mouth if you know what I mean

but yes, you're right, I hope she doesn't have ANY one liners this season, just so I don't have to hear them over, and over, and over

>>30534972
Yeah, she turns herself into a dragon and has dragon shenanigans in the town
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18BAKvr7P8pkloD7XG3IfPoHr_CN32yY842644QYXceY/edit?hl=en_US
>>30534975
People are Strange

>>30535047
>most fan art
best looking pony
>fans
is the best pony

>>30534984
there are limits to what i can feasibly accept while continuing to try as hard as i can to be courteous and civil. i like to think i'm good at withholding any serious rage and treating people with the respect they deserve. i do my best not to let my humanity get in the way of being as nice as i can hope to be.

but FOR FUCK'S SAKE. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ. JESUS.

>>30535047
Obviously it's because she's the best pony

Discord is best pony

meow

>>30535001
>Dash has the most autistic following

This entire show has an autistic following. My body is ready.

>>30535001
Rainbow Dash=Most autistic
Fluttershy=Most basement dweller/perma-virgin
Pinkie pie=Almost as autistic as Dash
Twilight=Normal people
Rarity=The poorest
Applejack=Has no followers

>>30535044
huh, i ned to lay of the apples then

>>30535047
Shes the most attractive. I think its a combination of color scheme and VA.

>>30535047
>most fan art and fans

I think you have her confused with someone else.
>pic related

>>30535057
>>30535065
I appreciate that I'm not being unreasonably upset over this, the whole thing is insanity to me.

Anyway, enough drama. Back to Ponies. /co/smo, let me know if you hear back from Seth/whoever so I know if I have to throw down my badge and storm out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW5BfcsJmcU

>>30534984
>>30535050
>writing about a hypothetical situation that probably wouldn't be implemented in the show, but would still be worthwhile for the sake of character insight
>WISH FULFILLMENT

Guess we should take down those stories about Spike turning into a pony, or the body/species/gender-swap stories, derp derp.

>>30535100
>Twilight is the most popular
[citation needed]

>>30534947
Is it just me, or does he look like he's enjoying it?

>>30535096
she also gets all the best clothing

>>30535047
no one else does sonic rainbooms

>>30535057
...If they thought that was 'juvenile wish-fulfillment', they must be seriously paranoid about what they let through after Past Sins happened.

>>30534906

I agree, Anonymous, we certainly all are excited the most for the next Applejack-centric episode.

>>30535119
THIS IS NOT HALAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30535088
>Twilight fans
>Normal

Nope.avi

>>30535065
>Terse
>angry

Oh my god, the world is tearing itself apart!

>>30535093
Those apples will kill you

Reading Romance Reports makes me feel really weird

>>30535133
WELL IM GLA- HAY I DIDNT SAY THAT

>>30535126
The joke is that Pacce is a a big Gilda fan and would enjoy being beaten up by Gilda.

>>30535150
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dUoVsplfAQ

>>30535133
>Applejack centric episode
>In 2011-2012

>>30535164
it gave me feelings
I'm not sure what to do with feelings

>>30535119
I'm surprised all the ponies aren't in veils and Celestia's face isn't censored.

>>30535164
That feeling is called 'an erection', and it's a perfectly normal part of growing up.

>>30535155

>>30535088
>Fluttershy=Most basement dweller/perma-virgin
>implying I'm a virgin

>>30535163
problem applejack?

>>30535188
IM HAVING AN ERECTION RIGHT NOW

>>30535100
I'm so fucking confused. That whole chatlog was possible the stupidest 'picking apart' of a thing I've ever seen. This guy is so biased from some stupid life expereince I...I just don't even know....
>>30535132
I think they have vapor for brains

>>30534995

This, is the speculated "common" ancestor from which the Equus ferus caballus would later evolve into the sapien race of Unicorns and perhaps even Alicorns.

Although it is not clear has to why "Alicorns" appear to have evolved the way they were, so as the unicorns and pegasus.

As if something had "tampered" them.

>>30535184
Put them in a box and hide them somewhere.

>>30535088

Twifag detected.

>>30535214
oh god so many possible jokes filling brain, can't get them all articulated HEY DOUBLE D I GUESS YOURE NOT A VIRGIN CUZ YOU RAPED SOMEONE GET IT CUZ YOU LIKE RAPE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>30535214
>implying it was consensual

>>30535214
implying you aren't

>>30535150
>implying you wouldn't want to wake up and walk into your living room to find Twilight had already made the two of you a cup of coffee and picked out some reading material for later

>>30535214
Fleshlight don't count

>>30535179
I never asked for this

>>30535243
I find it fitting that the rape fanatic is a Fluttershy fan since she'd probably be the easiest to rape

>>30535180

>>30535184
You replace them with horrible rage.

>>30535132
After past sins and that OCxAJ fic is obvious they are retards.

>>30535232
>thinking such a fine specimen could evolve into equine trash
>2011

>>30535088
I'm not poor.

I'm just monetarily challenged.

>>30535164

Is a terrible fic and you should feel bad.

>>30535266

>>30535277
People ship their OCs with Applejack? That's new. I thought it was all Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Luna.

>>30535227
They dont have time for good fics, they are too busy posting lolgrimdark,sad and edy fics.

>>30535304
>shipping your OC pony with the main cast
>not just shipping yourself

>>30535188
no it was in my chest. I would worry if it was an erection in there
it's making me think Luna's a bitch

>>30535214
doesnt count if you kill them half way through

>>30535258
>That feel when being a bro with a pony sounds kinda cool

>>30535266
>fanatic

...Really? I only even mention it when somebody else brings it up.

And it's not the reason I like Fluttershy, that's just a coincidence.

>>30535270
She will, episode 8 or 9, screencap this.

>>30535164

read "Two Ponies" then you will feel massively sad

>>30535264
SLUT!

>>30535304
My oc is not good enough for AJ and thats why i have to settle with Luna...

>>30535340
dont you mean convenience?

>TF2 is not updating
>Pacce is still not here

>>30535366

He is. >>30535356

>>30535270
Why the hell would a pony be upset that there's no humans?

Fuck man, humans would probably enslave them.

>>30535338
Miss the "wake up to" part.
>Implying I want to have sex with a horse

>>30535356
>>30535366
Oh hey!

>>30535385
>harem of pony sex slaves
I'm okay with this.

>>30535376
he wasn't here before I started typing

>>30535316
I suppose it didn't have enough Trixie, Tirac and fate of the world in it.
>complaining about describing Twilight a hungry dragon and doing dragon things after turning a dragon
Fuck this guy in the butt with a dragon dildo.

>>30535385
because humans don't have the same constraints ponies do! Their technology lets them do anything, and their society promotes freedom above everything else! They work together to solve all their problems and their medical technology means nobody ever dies!

or, she idealises our society like we idealise hers

Spike has still not recovered from the savage beating his approval took in the owl episode, since the next one will be Twilight, think Spike has a chance to bounce back?

>>30535411
he's way ahead of you

>>30535411
I'm really sorry I had to come dump that in here, but I felt I needed to let you know. Again, please keep me posted on what happens going forward.

>>30535176
Best part; I didn't request it.
Like three people popped and asked Max to draw me beaten up by Gilda.

>>30535435
oh Lyra, I have something for you

>>30535316
Which reminds me, I'm still in the middle of writing my Flutterkiller fic. I got about six pages in and yet no killing so far.

So which fans are the worst?

>>30535435
Haha, oh wow.

I'll just leave this here.

>>30535322
But what if your OC is yourself?

>>30535472
Trixie fans.

>>30535472
dashfags, swiftly being overtaken by rarifags

>>30535388
You could just be housemates. You don't HAVE to sleep with everybody you live with, you know.
Of course, she might want to share your bed sometimes. Nothing personal, but a big bed can let a little pony get ever so cold at night. It's only practical for her to nuzzle her head into your chest while you sleep, more efficiently share the warmth. Feeling her tail brush over your leg while she dreams has no effect on you, and hearing her sigh in contentment as she hugs herself ever closer to you is simply something that you ignore

>>30535472
Bronies. Duh.

>>30535385

Dude half the time I add filenames, I just write whatever the fuck comes to mind. In the case of that image, however, you must be familiar with Lyra's obsession over humanity.

If not, then go do your background pony homework.

>>30535474
There's a name for that, it's called a self insert

Guys, how do I get rid of a headache?
The only ways I know are painkillers, caffiene, and sex, and I've already tried two of them

>>30535447
It's important to know I suppose since the one guy I talked to said he was okay with it.
Shit, if they let my Scootabuse fic go up who are they to say fucking anything?
Keep ME posted if you hear anything because honestly, this 'criticism' is complete, total, personal reason biased BULLSHIT

>>30535453
PACCE GET BACK TO WORK
AND BY WORK I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR WORK

>>30535472
Trixie and Dash

Human in Equestria is comparable to Cthulu himself rising from the abyss of sea and corrupt the land with his scorching feet.

A human in equestria would probably be a ressurected create that rose from his tomb (unleahsed) and wanders in agony in order to find another human while destrying and feeding on everything.

Celestiawould probably be the only thing to stop such an abomination from roaming any further,

>>30535473
>grimdark bullshit
there's no evidence that ever really happened, you can't prove it

stop pushing your fanon theories onto my little human because you can't stand seeing ponies be happy

>>30535521
what about luna?

>>30535472
Trixie fags

>>30535513
which two? if you've cheated on me i'll kill you

>>30535365
...Convenient coincidence, then.

>>30535435
orly?

>>30535472
Trixie and Gilda

>>30535521
>Like/Don't hate both ponies
>Get lumped in with faggots

feels bad man

>>30535514
Me too, which is why it upset me on such a profound level.

And like I said, the discussion started off nicely, "this is a decent story" etc, but then completely fucking derailed after that one post. Now I feel like I'm struggling to get people to see past their own idiocy.

I don't get it. I don't think I'm an impartial judge, but I liked that story plenty, and ths whole 'dragon whatever blahblahblah' arc is a complete fallacy.

But yeah. Will keep you posted. Try not to let it bother you.

>>30535558
I love this pic edit

>>30535529
The human would have a weapon and a centuries old directive to kill the tall one before all else.

It's all part of the plot to take back the earth.

>>30535558
>Assonauts

>>30535529

If I had to portray the LAST HUMAN on earth it would be some ancient as heck wizard who managed to discover the secret of immortality and lives alone in his tower, constantly yelling out of his tower window down at the ponies to KEEP OFF HIS GODDAMN LAWN while firing a few errant lightning bolts at them until they disperse

>>30535566
>like a pony
>disregard faggots
ITS THAT EASY

>>30535546
terse is like a dog

friendly, kind, loyal and playful but if you fuck around with another bitch he'll bite your cock off

>>30535258
>Implying Twilight can maker a coffee as well as I can.

>>30535505
No, I'm not familiar with Lyra's obsession over humanity.

>>30535546
...
That wasn't you?

>>30535529
While I loathe the idea of people in-show, I'd very much like to see the part where Celestia sends Twilight and her friends to check something out, they can't do shit, and Celestia just comes in and fucks it up.

>>30535605

The episode "Return of Harmony" raised a question in me.

Celestia said that she and Luna used the elements of harmony to beat Discord, but there are six elements.

So we might have four more badass godlike ponies?

>>30535597
oh god my sides

>>30535349
I've never heard of it. If it's LyraBon hit me

>>30535567
Alright, alright. I have to go finish CANDYBAGS rarijack request now.

I'll be available if you need me on Gchat or something :V

>>30535627
nah, its just she and luna embodied more than one.

Between them, they both got everything covered

>>30535605
So if I put peanut butter on my dick Terse will lick it off?

>>30535639
Looking forward to seeing it :V

>>30535538
dude.
humans make elderich abominations their bitch on a daily basis.
then they get bored and make something even worse to sustain their bloodlust.
THEY'RE CARNIVORES TOO!

>>30535611
>implying she can't follow your instructions to the letter
If you don't like it, she can make you a new one while you tell her what's wrong with it, too!

why the fuck are people using emoticons now

>>30535659
yes. then he will throw up and eat it off the carpet

>>30535597
>Read this
>Imagine the Ice King from Adventure Time throwing ice bolts at ponies

I'm too /co/

>>30535627
No, they're selfish bitches and took 3 each

>>30535635

Nope its actually OC ponies, but in my opinion a good example of how they should be used.

Applebloom gets a cameo though

>>30535617

Then go do your fucking background pony homework. It's due tomorrow!

>>30535538

Psst. Hey, Lyra. Humans are heterosexual.

I'm going to be honest, ponies talking about how horrifying humans are makes me feel like a badass.

>>30535286
I DO feel bad, but the story wasn't bad. I even came to enjoy the tense

>>30535597

In essence, a scientist trapped in a world where creatures regard him as somesort of mystic creature.

proably has jars and blueprints of how to make another discord or alicorns. etc etc.

What if there's a stargate in equestria?

>>30535740

What do you mean what if?

>>30535724
>An immortal wizard

Becomes

>A scientist who created the gods

How- wha- anonymous what are on

We need a Planet of the Ponies fic, quickly!