Ponies go here.Last thread we talked about an Animal Crossing-esque pony game and the possibilities it would present. Lets expand on that.
a Harvest Moon-esque pony game would also be pretty neat
Who would be the Tom Nook of Ponyville?
I'd say Rune Factory would be a better tie-in. It's basically Harvest Moon with Dungeon crawling and monster breeding added in.
>>30529916I would buy it
>>30529972Mr. Breezy
>>30529972Maybe AJ? Rarity would obviously run the clothing store in town.
>>30529960
>>30529972Mr Breezy. Definitly. This needs to be the next fangame project that gets everyone excited but ultimately fizzles out due to lack to leadership
>>30529926That bitch is always mad.
>my face when theres a fat rainbow dash cosplayer outside my student union advertising the gay club>my face when i have no face because im on my shitty phone
>>30530017Whatever, I'm adding him to filter. We don't need another sentenal around here.
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/flash___aj_for_present_by_lentoto-d4chmit.swfI think we all can agree on who'de be the town prostitute.
>>30530035>gay clubwhy?
>>30530036He's going through a hard time, one that will pass shorty. A crucible of sorts
this makes me feel feelings
Fluffy if you're still around, would you put Vinyl in a bridle dress?
So, apparently ISP blocks for posting?If anyone who got hit is reading this, place for convening is the MLP IRC, webchat.irchighway.net #mylittleponyAlso making a thread on the general discussion board on Fimchan, go there too if you're so inclined.
>>30530066http://fim.413chan.net/oatmeal/res/6697.html#i6697Thread in question
Just testing again to see if I'm still awesome.
>>30530071Oh boy, time for my very own pony thread! I think Twilight Sparkle is best pony, who agrees with me?
>>30530072I do! Twilight Sparkle is so cute, I love watching her adventures with her pony friends!
so NTSTS, what are your favorite kinds of stories? I like romance
>>30530074I prefer stirring tragedies or introspective everyday narratives.Also I'd like to address here that Terse is dumb and smells like old tomatoes.
>>30530075I agree wholeheartedly, his aroma of past sell-by date vegetables is widely known and documented.So, who wants to talk about how awesome ponies are? Here is a picture of my favourite one.
>>30530076Yay ponies!Here is a picture of a pony enjoying some delicious treats.
Guys if you could hug any pony which pony would it be? I would hug Rarity because her coat is the softest.
>>30530078I would hug Fluttershy because I think she is very cute and she would make adorable squeaking noises when I hugged her.
>>30530076Celestia is the best pony
poni
>>30530080I disagree but respect your opinion regardless. Here is my favourite picture of Celestia!
poni!
test
So we are talking about pony games that will never exist?Ok.I still dream of a pony RPG or RTS.
we 4chan now?
Ponies.
Alright, seems like we're back on track, folks.Resume discussion of horse fucking and hatred for each other.
is it ponies again yet
NEVER FORGET
>>30530078I would hug Twilight.She'd keep talking about science stuff and how books are so great, but I'd say "Hush hush, my little pony. Tonight isn't science time. Tonight is sexy time."
>>30530097I would love an open-ended pony rpg, a-la morrowind or oblivionChoose your race, special talent, name, and then get out into the world and have whimsical marshmallow adventures. Probably with a party system and some well written members.
YES! PONY!We need leg-warmer ponies STAT!
>>30530105I MISSED YOU SO MUCH /CO/NOW WE CAN FINALLY BE TOGETHER
One day we'll be able to sip tea with Celestia in Virtual Reality.Or do belly-shots off of her in a strip-club.
>>30530116Oh man. Maybe I should have used my name for that.Oh well. I'LL remember it was me.
Are we back?Ponies?
>>30530078I would only hug them back if they hugged me first, they are probably bored of creeps trying to hug them.I wouldn't mind a hug from any of the ponies.
Another scrap for the scrap book
>>30530125YOU CHEATING WHORE
>check DA>all Luna groups have Nyx subcategoryFucking why?
>>30530148NO ROOGNA NOI LOVE YOU SO MUCH, DON'T LEAVE ME
Guys... what the fuck is this? Who's the faggot responsible for this monstrosity, and who's limbs do I have to break?
>>30530129>>30530130Glad to see I'm not the only one fucking up.
>>30530118I would hug Rainbow Dash. She'd keep complaining, but she wouldn't move away, and she'd have a smile on her face. and then I'd kiss her to make her stop complaining
>still no 34 art of this awesome threesome
HA HA, TIME FOR PONIES.
>>30530116
>>30530172We all know Carrot top is straight.
>>30530166Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
>>30530159Its okay terse.I tease you because I love you.
>>30530161The same type of spam we were receiving, only instead of targeting one thread, it was flooding an entire board with threads each with the same image and random text.
What happened, guise? I've read through previous thread and no one posted in this one.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/cutie-mark-crusade-demo.htmlhow to get out of the hut?
>>30530198where have you BEEN dude?
>>30530161>great travesty.jpgSee as soon as I see that I expect Twin Towers in the background and a tear rolling down the character's face. You've failed me Anonymous.
>The "posting blocked from your ISP" messages that everyone was seeing earlier were a glitch. Everything is fixed now. (There are still a handful of blocks in place, but an error caused *everyone* to be blocked.)All but one.
>>30530190Thank god. For a moment there I thought you were going to leave me.Don't leave me, Roogna. I couldn't live without you.
>Animal Crossing Pony GameI have not even got that much money...and I would spend a bucket on this.
In the Animal Crossing: Ponyville game Celestia should come in randomly and fuck shit up
>>30530196>picDammit Rarity you can't be best pony and cutest pony at the same time.NO ONE SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER!
Requesting Rarity teaching Sweetie how to magic
>>30530196no i mean the actual image. who is responsible for that?
>Try to post in /mu/>Your ISP had been banned for abuse>No more /co/, no more share threads, no more videos, no more faggy arguments, NO MORE PONIES>Panic>Suddenly people start posting "test"Don't scare me like that, 4chan
>>30530240This is the only reason I can't hate Weaver.But yeah any more pictures of this are welcomed.Preferably cute
>>30530225Hey Squeak, didn't you write a song once that was animal crossinglike? Something for Applejack.
>>30529916
Holy shit I have such a headache right now.
>>30530267>squeak>makes fansongsmore fucking competition. The exact reason I got into this was because it was an open niche
>>30530280>/co/ suddenly became twitterWinning! #winning
>>30530228My vote goes too Celestia and Luna Resetti brothers.
>>30530239no one mare should have all that poweris there a ponified version of this
TERSE look what I drew
Pony should S&M pony 'erryday
>>30530267>MFW Someone remembers that.Yes, Time To Head In, a while back when I was in the music biz:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIC0gdSvhOw
>>30529916You know that game with the monkeys where you could just wander around and play different "mini-games"? That basic premise, but with different selectable ponies with different abilities, ones less shitty and better made than those in the game on the Hub's site, with a less shitty way to wander between them.
>>30530228Why not make her like Mr Resetti?
Requesting Sweetie Belle version of this
>>30530246hey cool, another /mu/tant, not many come around these pony threads.
need more apple.mov images
>>30530315>That glorious hair
>>30530315What am I seeing here?
>>30530091It's really hard for me to choose mine
>>30530308
>>30530298Chill, dude. If you'd prefer I can remain silent while posting pictures.
>>30530321>onesThe "mini-games", that is.
>>30530339Actually, it's maybe my second time on /mu/.I think I should go there more often.
>>30530225pinkie has such a pretty smilewhy am i so in love with her
>>30530315JAILBAIT I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIENDHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL
>>30530352Oh my, that's quiet lovely. Noel inserts a new contender into the race!
>>30530340
>>30530246Yeah I definitely had an "aww shit, I don't want to have to fight this" moment myself.
>>30530377>quiet lovelyDURRRR>*quite
>>30530367because you know she'd make you happy, and you want to make her happy back. You want to see the smile on her face as you wake up in the morning, and you want to feel her arms wrap around you late at night. You want to bake with her, and clean the light powdering of sugar off of her nose with light kisses.And you never will.
>>30530172>still no 34 of Angel, but there is rule 34 with Winona
>>30530367>Pretty smile>Their smiles are all similar.
>>30530352why would the Emperor of Ponykind be drinking dirty fountain water filled with bird shit.
>>30530320HOLY SHIT SQUEAK.That was good. I be needing download now.
>>30530392MOAR APPLZ!
would you name your daughter after a ponywhich one
>>30530320My favorite is still Luna's.
>>30530429yesi would name her diane
>>30530362I wish more people would date their shit. I dislike not knowing when oc originally came out.
how to leave this goddamn hut?!
>>30530418http://www.megaupload.com/?d=V7QZ9DB2
>>30530418Ha! Thank you, you can download it here:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=V7QZ9DB2
>>30530429Rarity
>>30530429I can't name her/him but whatever will happen he/she will be a rarity.Dammit it still doesn't make sense.
>>30530447>GET SCOOTALOOYou can't get Scootaloo!
>>30530429I would name her Big Macintoshand she would resent me forever
>>30530429>not naming your daughter princess celestiaFUCKING PLEBS
>>30530447USE THE WINDOWNO REGRETS
>>30530438Damnit hoppip, all you said is boop, how am I going too masturbate now?
>>30530447The Blood Rage is the only way.
>>30530447What even is this?
>>30530429I wouldn't name her Applejack, but her initials WOULD be AJ, and I'd call her that.
>>30530458>>30530460Thirding Rarity.Not even much of a fan, just think it'd sound nice.
>>30530441It's one of the many things that makes Elosande quite possibly my favorite drawfag.
>>30530429Raritysimplest choice second to Diane
>finally get ported to equestria>date pinkie and sex>find out she is like 12 years old>spend the rest of your life in horse jail for being a horse pedophile
>>30530429Rainbow Dash
>>30530477pont and click adventure gamehttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/cutie-mark-crusade-demo.htmlscootaloo is too big to fly throw the window :/ , sweetebelle talks abotu flowers in the window but thats not either.
>>30530468You tumble out of the window to your death. You were in a treehouse, remember?YOU ARE DEADGAME OVERLoad last saved game?Y/N
>>30530491>implying Pinkie couldn't break you out of jail
>>30530447Do a little dance and jump into the picture.
>>30530447is it just me or is scootaloos head bigger than usual
You know what I want to see?Nanaki, Rayo and Seth fighting each other over Trixie.With Trixie laughing her ass off in the background.
>>30530487I messed up my grammar. I meant to say the names the other way around
>>30530502Should've used Scootaloo dumbass.Glide that shit.
I would hug smelly Applejack
>>30530491If Pinkie is 12 years old, then I love 12-year-olds.
>>30530491How old is 12 in horse years?
>>30530516>Fandom drama bullshit>Want to see itNo.
>>30530519>Scootaloo>anything related to flying or glidingDude even in vacuum she still falls faster then a rock
>>30530516who the fuck is rayo
>>30530485The biggest of course being the fact that he more or less pioneered Derpy & Carrot Top's camaraderie.
>>30530516But that's no fair, two of them are unicorns. Nanaki would get his ass kicked almost immediately.
>>30530529Old enough.
>>30530538uhyeah? She flies with wings, wings require an atmosphere, of course she can't fly in a vacuum.
>>30530542Another Trixie faggot that is bad as Seth and Nanaki
>>30530447Throw Scootaloo out the windowUse as crash mat.
>>30530542http://rayo-and-trixie.deviantart.com/This fucking guy.
>>30530572>Rayo-and-TrixieTHAT USERNAME WILL ALWAYS BE RELEVANT!
>>30530560But in vacuum don't all things fall at the same speed?
>>30530559If the flank ain't blank, then you can spank
>>30530447>mfw i heard appleblom saying "are you fucking me"
>>30530583yeah, but she still couldn't fly either way
>>30530447What is this?
>>30530562>>30530538>>30530519>>30530512i fucking hate ignorants who never play videogames they talk aboutand scootabuse, god i hate you , mean people!
>>30530572>http://rayo-and-trixie.deviantart.com/>guy calls himself rayodragon>the first picture i see is his OC kissing trixieinstant rage
>>30530559
>mfw there's a thread on ponychan right now filled with bronies wanting bans just so they can stop browsing ponychan so muchhttp://www.ponychan.net/chan/meta/res/45626.htmlishygddt
>>30530561Trixie extreme fans really are the worst of all
>>30530604It's not scootabuseIt's about how scootaloo can't fly.Even goddamn Fluttershy flies better then her.FLUTTERSHY!And Dash is her idol...
>>30530516>>30530561>Rayo: actively ships himself with Trixie and has made a deviantart group of his OTP>Nanaki: constantly buys furry futa Trixie art and writes clopfics of her>Seth: makes Trixie the mascot of his personal blog and obsesses over herWhat the fuck is wrong with Trixie fans?
>>30530624she can scoot, though
>>30530588are you saying it would be legal to fuck everyone in appleblooms class since they have cutiemark
I just realized that despite being my favorite friendship, I only have like three pictures of Derpy and Carrot Top together. I know there's a shitload more out there and I've just neglected to save them in the past.Help me rectify this plight.
>>30530619keep ponychan shit on ponychan
>>30530624Scootaloo will never fly she is retarted pegasis who was not born in Couldsdale
>>30530631Not all Trixie fags are like that...Only most of them...Dammit now I understand Lunafags.
>>30530638If they were consenting, yes. Applebloom is the only filly standing in the way of a classwide orgy.
>>30530619Reminds me of /b/
>>30530641Does this count?
>>30530429Octavia Strings and Vinyl Scratch Bradley
>>30530619oh wow, I haven't seen threads about wanting to be banned from a forum since I used to frequent Basilmarket>Currently all bans are read-only bansthose are not fucking effective, jesus christ
>listen to fan made music >get depressed>NO I WILL GET THAT GOOD>improve slightly>listen to pinkiepieswear>realize I have to work for a year at least before I'll be even comparableIm fucking jelly of you artfags, mang
>>30530631Well, I like Trixie, she's a fun character, but fuck that kind of faggotry.
>>30530631>Seth: makes Trixie the mascot of his personal blog and obsesses over herSo I'm guessing you weren't here when he spent every day roleplaying as her. Or is that what you meant by "obsesses over her?" Because that doesn't even begin to cover it.
If you were an earth-pony or an Unicorn and some douchebag pegasus came and pissed all over your face. What would you do?
>>30530669At least you're not a writefag. No one cares about our stuff no matter how good we get.
>>30530447What i cant get out either
>>30530657Is it legal if they discover their special talent mid-fuck?
>>30530694>writefags>good
>>30530315Jesus christ how horrifying.
>>30530675That's what I meant.
>>30530619They're so damned needy over there.
>>30530664It certainly does.
PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THAT CLOPPING KEY!Its on a tree which only AB can buck , however she is locked in the hut , sweete belle can't sing to raven , she's too scared to do anything outside!
>>30530699Only if she still consented after finding her special talent. If she doesn't find it after your first go, you'll be taken to jail. Risky.
>>30530588
>>30530694a few people do. Not just the majority. But hey, if someone likes isn't it worth the time?
>>30530692Drop a huge rock over it's head with my magicFace it Unicorns can be the biggest dicks.
>>30530716man nothing I say is ever original
>>30530619I wish we had actual decent moderation here at 4chan.
>>30530694now thats not true.FO:E?
>>30530631Rank the ponies in order of craziest to least crazy fans.
>>30530520I would clean Applejack's hooves and gently make love to her after a long day of working in the fields
>>30530641I got a few
>>30530708Yeah I figured. I just think that goes beyond "obsession." Into what, I do not know, nor do I want to know.
>>30530694But you can bet they hate the bad! Actually, at least Fallout E has a large following. People do care about writing. It's just that the internet and 4chan favor other forms of art.
>>30530692if I'm a unicorn, telekinetically grab its wings and watch it fall like a rock, while laughing. If I'm an earth pony, accept it as a fact of life.
>>30530704>TERSE
>>30530739I would gently make love to applejack's hooves and then passionately fuck her after a long day of working in the fields
>>30530692If Rainbow Dash pissed on my face I'd masturbate furiously while trying to lick at the source
>>30530765I think it was assumed that the pegasus wasn't rainbow dash, because we'd all do that if it was
>>30530694I care ;_;
>>30530765reported
>>30530761>duplicate file entryHA.Anyway, the sentiment is ultimately a pointless and self-gratifying one, dude. Who cares? It's about self-improvement and enjoying it, primarily, if no one gives a damn then nuts to them. Do it for yourself.Anyway, you're a good writefag, and as long as someone enjoys your work, even if it's only one person, isn't that enough to satisfy you?
>>30530739I would suck Applejack's dick after a long stressful day working under the hot sweltering summer sun.No homo.
>>30530765I must say I believe that would be my preferred course of action as well. You have good tastes sir. Brohoof.
>>30530694Huh? Squeak gets tons of fans for being a writefag.
>>30530692Kick it's ass with magic
>>30530793thanks for letting RD know about my desire for her
>>30530737From craziest to sanest:Oneshot ponies > background ponies > supporting cast > Fluttershy > Pinkie Pie > Rainbow Dash > Applejack > Rarity > Twilight Sparkle
>>30530673ThisShe was mildly entertaining in Boast Busters, but there's absofuckinglutely no reason for this level of dickery.
>>30530167I would hug Fluttershy. then stick my dick in her
>>30530761Superior cropping ahoy.
>>30530737That's pretty hard to say, they're all pretty crazy but Trixiefans are the most blatant about it
>>30530831
>>30530830w-what are you doing*squeak*HELP! TWILIGHT! PINKIE! ANYPONY!
>>30530814>Rarity fans>saner than Appleja>>30530799>>30530764>>30530739Nevermind I concede.
>>30530765Jesus christ.
>>30530854I'm afraid it wouldn't turn out like that. Pushing Fluttershy too far results in even dragons begging for mercy.
So in the fanon, is Carrot Top Dinky's other mommy?
>>30530863Well that was true...But recently AJ fans suddenly started existing and it was inevitable
>>30530884No, popular fanon seems to hold that Carrot Top is, at most, a surrogate aunt for her, from what I can tell.
>>30530878She won't do anything like that, or even mention it. Know why?The safe word is "dragons"
>>30530694there are some memorable writefags, like tozac and hotsauce. Hell you wrote nuggestia it's one of my favorites
>>30530884>>30530902>Background character fanonDisgustedcelestia.png
Why do I always feel like drawing at night?
>>30530878YOU'RE GOING TO STOP LOVING ME!
>>30530833Oh sweet I had forgotten about this one. I need more Zecora anyway, so that's also a bonus.
>>30530921Funny, I never feel that way at night.
Hi guys! Just popping in from /oat. I hope you enjoyed your stay. Have a great day!
>>30530814Celestia fans really arent that bad.
>>30530884In my headfanon Dinky doesn't exist at all, CT and Derpy are friends/roommates.
I liked Trixie threads
>>30530803Squeak's an anomaly. Intensely popular for a reason I can't begin to imagine.
>>30530931So this is the /oat/ mascot pony eh?I've been looking for this.
>>30530931Thanks for having us for what was a turbulent time. Things went surprisingly smoothly.>>30530945Hey, I haven't yet had opportunity to read Squeak's work, but from what I can tell, they have some great ideas and some real skill. That's reason enough, right?
>>30530814I disagree, lyra and bon bon fans seem pretty stable
>>30530172>still no 34 of these two
>>30530945Well he's got three six star stories and takes requests. That probably has something to do with it.
okay, i got an apple .what now?
You make one comment about bucking with your brother in the fields all day and everypony gets the wrong idea.
>>30530945Squeaks does a lot of different pony endevours and is generally has nice conduct. I think it helps that Squeaks comes across as an excited Fluttershy, which people then feel d'aww for.I like Squeak's Dr. Who stories, and some of her others. Most others, actually.
>>30530969>>30530172That;s because there will never be porn of that one ship you like.
Writefags aren't popular because the bulk of 4chan is tl;dr ADD people. They're just too lazy to read anything longer than average post.
Any requests? My two hour lab got cancelled and I'm in a drawfagging mood.
>>30530894I can't disagree with this. I think I might like being a lonely AJ fan more than having other fans that are... like that. Or maybe I'm just a pony hipster who the fuck knows.
>>30530963The fuck is going on here?
>>30530938We've had Trixie threads? can we have one?
>>30530976look
>>30530969Caramel will never have straight sex
>>30530987Bear Grylls in equestriaHard mode: NO piss drinking
>>30530993no
>>30530976How you got that?
>>30530424
>>30530692>Pissed on by a pegasus>Cloak shorts out>"I have been shown who is the boss!"
>>30530993...maybe...
>>30530977You say that like Dash doesn't watch you and cry
>>30530979>Her
>>30531008
>>30530986Reading takes more effort than admiring a pretty picture.
>>30530933> Celestia fans> crazyhell man, all they do is VERY rarely request/commission sad or beautiful pictures of her and that is. They are quite sane and.. well.. quiet.
>>30530938Something like this could never happen on /co/ anymore
>>30531022I thought that was still a mystery.But that would make sense I guess
>>30531022Sorry, old habit. Assumed Squeaks was female before I saw his OC.
>>30530992undoubtedly someone is getting a boner
>>30531000look? look what? trips? i dont care.what do you want?! can you help?
>>30531029>calling your daughter li'lThis is probably why she doesn't call more often.
>>30530692ask for dessert.
>>30530955This is the /oat/ pony?Time to draw r34 with /oat/ pony and le reddit pony
>>30531057In standard text based games, look means to observe your surroundings.
>>30530987Spike moonlighting for Trixie
>>30530987Octavia trying to teach Trixie to sing.
Hey guys. A simple question.Can anyone link me a pony fapfiction site? And is there any Soarin x Rainbow Dash or Soarin x Applejack? Either is cool.
>>30531044>>30531038It is, a fan made that OC, Squeak has never said whether or not it was gender accurate. Now get back to talking about Fucking ponies.
>>30531066don't forget our markerpony and the russians' pony
>>30531066>le reddit ponyI don't want to believe
Who would you say are the trolliest/most hated trips in the community? I'm working on something...
>>30531081>Octavia>singingUhh...what?
>>30531083http://clopfic.heroku.com/It's sortable, you can find out yourself
>>30531083http://clopfic.heroku.com/
>>30531083Here. http://clopfic.heroku.com/>Aj x Soarin clopsadly no.
>>30531083http://buttersc0tchsundae.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3k4qzp
>>30531097>DramashitThis is /co/ faggot, nobody cares.
>>30531066I was thinking we could tie up pregnant /oat/ pony in a bathroom stall for public use. But your idea sounds good too.
>>30530814Celestia Fans are so sane they don't even need to be on that list.I'm surprised Pinkie Pie isn't on the crazier list, unless her Pinkamina form is considered a oneshot (which I guess it technically is).Also, I didn't know Octavia fans were insane...wait, never mind.
>>30531116Actually I'm trip shipping, I just need 2 of them to make oc's for.
>>30530987The CMC, but with Chicken Boo replacing Scootaloo.Or Applebloom saying to Sweetie Belle "What are you, a Dictionary?", with Twilight overhearing and fantasizing about molesting Sweetie Belle dressed as a book.
>>30531032What's that? You want to see more of Seth being a faggot? I'd be happy to indulge you in that request.
>>30531107There is one... Not that good though.
>>30531098Do we have a singing pony we can use instead?
>>30530793I would marry Applejack
>>30531097MitoMyselfSentinalFacelessAny others? But seriously, let's talk about ponies.
>>30531154link?
>>30531154>>30531107why don't you guys just request one of the fapfic writers do it, then? RS or NTSTS, tozac or hotsauce. surely you have the drive for it? hell, when i wanted business suit pinkie i was all over driving that shit into the ground.
>>30531160Fluttershy or Sweetie
>>30531132>Trip Shipping>Not Squeak/Madmax>Yourdoinitwrong
>>30531097Anonymous. He's a real dick.
>>30531165Hey, you, somebody said that you became an atheist who supported gay rights completely after some logical hammeringconfirm|deny
>>30531137>Twilight molesting Sweetie Belle dressed as a bookFirst I laughed, then ALL OF MY WHY
>>30531160Pinkie Pie if you want bad singing
>>30531182What are you talking about man?He's the broest of the bros
>>30531174Because last time I did that it made me look like a douche.
>>30531165You're disqualified to make listsyou're one of the most hated.
>Tripshipping>Tripfag power rankings>Tripfag ficsThis is why I don't fucking come here until the Europeans are on. Fuck daytime /co/ forever.
>>30531197I am not an atheist and I support the separation of Church and State. In other words, the Church should stop giving a fuck if the Government wants to legalize gay marriage. Just because it's legal doesn't mean the churches have to do it. The government doesn't try and regulate our rules so we should stop trying to impose our beliefs on theirs.
>>30531222We get really bored. GUYS!What kind of crazy stuff do you think twilight will do to get a message to Celestia on saturday? Why doesn't she have a moral?
>>30531211that makes sense. but that doesn't mean you can't do it anyway, just be nicer about it next time. if you want something i highly doubt any of them will mind, you're anonymous anyway.
So the next 2 new episodes are new for each week, any word if the third will be as well?
>>30531174>fapfic writers>not mentioning Appleloosan PsychiatristFor shame.Also;>clopfic site for person who was askinghttp://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/
>>30531167I don't mind reading amateur clopfics sometimes. Also I think it's a tad dumb to request fics. Also they all look pretty much the same.
>>30531244okay, your opinion hasn't changedI am disappointed but unsurprisedcarry on with your scheduled ponies
>>30531167http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/514here it is. enjoy
>>30531244>hurr let's talking about ponies, oh wait, another chance to talk about myself.
I figured it outSweetie Belle is Rarity and Bonbon's LBB
>>30531287Bon Bon?Why Bon Bon?
>>30531268Will do.
>>30531252Is he doing the whole thing now? I don't really keep up, those are all names mentioned in the thread. Present Sins was hilarious, but it wasn't meant to be erotica, was it?>>30531249The third new episode will be aired on November 5th, from what I've heard.
>>30531078Describe 'moonlighting'...
>>30531287
>>30531287Who the fuck is Bonbon?
>One person asks for a place to get clopfics>Everyone and their mother posts the same link>So many of the people hear read this stuff.This is a sad day.
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>>30531303He also wrote "Celestial", as well as that second person Braeburn fic. More stuff in the works too, from what I've heard.
>>30531319It's not my fault I find things written to be sexy sexy
>>30531319I just read them to laugh.No one actually beats off to that stuff, right?RIGHT?
>>30531247easy for you to say. Everyone hates You less than they do everyone else.
>>30531287Holy crap.You just might be onto something.
>>30531310>>30531319get the fuck out
>>30531086Anyone have a reference for our pony and Russian pony?
>>30531310who the fuck is bon-bo WHO THE FUCK IS BON-BON.NIGGER ARE YOU SERIOUS.
>>30531350Yes I do
>>30531319MLP general is too nice, and always provides sources to everything.
>>30531304>Moonlighting: to work at another job at night in addition to one's full-time jobBasically, Spike sneaking off and working as Trixie's assistant
>>30531246If Twilight doesn't have to write her morality letters does that mean her education on friendship is now complete? So what will she be learning in season 2?
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>>30531350I read them to laugh.Now my friends think I'm creepy cause if I read them then I'm obviously fapping to them. They now avoid me.
>>30531350I don't know, but I'm about to beat it to that picture of Applebloom.Captcha:guilten ityrtsHuh...
>>30531399>>30531350This is the same as guys who say they find porn 'funny' instead of 'sexy'.Basically, bold-faced lying.Deal with your pony love in a healthy way, guys.
>>30531363No.
Bonbon is fan-named background characterCan you feel your IQ dropping yet?
>>30531395Magic in general?
>>30531395She's learning primarily about magic, currently focussing on friendship and its relation to magic, her education will probably never be "complete"
>>30531395nothingits not ei anymoreits like the end of college, and you just get dropped into the world.
>>30531399There are plenty of other things to laugh at in the fandom, why would you want to be caught reading fapfiction?
>>30531363This is why people should not go on ponychan during downtime, they just end up coming here
>>30531381>>30531363Oh I get it. She must be one of those dumb background characters you all have a hard on for. >>30531417Yes. yes I can.
>>30531414I actually used to read them for laughs.Key words: used to.
>>30531363
>>30531334I thought Celestial was pretty cool explanation how guards are made
>>30531415WHO THE FUCK MADE THISAND MORE IMPORTANTLYWHY
>>30531415This is an acceptable offer.you may stay. for now.
>>30531444man, you're kind of an aloof dick
>>30531310Bon-Bon is the white pony in this picture with the blue and pink mane and tail, popularly shipped with Lyra. Now you know! Just ignore the fanon if you don't like it, that's the best policy, haha.>>30531334Oh, all right then! I'm not really one for clopfics, but he's a good writer and a cool guy, so more power to him! I'll recommend him next time.>>30531352I don't quite think such a statement precludes you from doing it anyway, though, you know? Worst comes to worst, run the request through me and I'll run it to NTSTS next time he's here. I'm pretty sure right now he's posting as anon to avoid taking any requests, but he can't ignore a direct email, haha!
>>30531436>There's no EI there will be no morals it will be just like my crass Nickelodeon cartoonsAnd that's where you're wrong, nigga.
>>30531415Twist x Shyamalan OTP
>>30531414When my roommates started watching a porn parody of Indiana Jones on HBO while I was in the room, no one was watching it for being 'sexy.'They were watching it because it was fucking 'hilarious'
>>30531399I just skip down to 1/3-1/2 of the way through and skim for marker filenames
>>30531452Cruiser trip, wine, dancing, all that fancy stuff. Make her feel appreciated.
>>30531487That's you and a bunch of guys together in a room though. Much different when it's by yourself.Also, I bet every one of you was concealing an erection.
>>30531460
>>30531487No, it was hilarious fucking. Get it straight.
"I think I'll take a short nap">3 hours laterWhat's going on in this thread?
>>30531350>People actually masturbating to MLP fapfics>Not laughing their asses off>But honest to god jerking it to this shitI don't want to live on this planet.
Everyone in /co/ are fucking hipsters.
>>30531515How do you respond to accusations that you are a scheming adulterer trying to disrupt one of Ponyville's most oldest established relationships?
>>30531528Not all of us can get sex on a regular basis, anon.
>>30531486What a Twist!
>>30531485I hope so anon. I really enjoy seeing the mane cast learning lessons about how to be good little ponies.
>>30531467Hai Faceless~
>>30531533>Hipsters>Not CynicsI think you have the two mixed up.
>>30531289Sweetie's hair is so similar, plus the names Bonbon and Sweetie are similar too>>30531308Nowadays Lyra and Bonbon are deeply in love and Rarity tells Sweetie they're sisters you know
>>30531528>something is written with the intention of being arousing>people find it arousingwhere is the surprising part, here?
>>30531533You realizing this now? I figured it out once they disowned the word "brony"
>>30531528I find them funny because there are people who fap to this.
>>30531528I don't even need fapfics to get my fap on, I can fap to screenshots and SFW fanart now.
>>30531399>Read bad fan fiction for fun way before MLP>Read aloud to friends>They see me reading MLP fapfics>Start reading aloud>Laugh for hoursFeels good nigga.
would you eat pony
>>30531565>pic
http://www.mane6.com/2011/10/applejack-stage-bgm.html
>>30531485Considering most of the writers worked on shows like Two Stupid Dogs, Dexter's Lab, Samurai Jack, PPG, and Foster's... he might not be all that wrong. It's obviously not going to be HOLY-SHIT-DID-THEY-REALLY-DO-THAT caliber, but I think this season will take it a bit further than what most of us are probably expecting.
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>>30531533I thought I had a hipster dash pic! What the fuck?
>>30531578You know, they could just squeeze out any fucking shape for those gummies and no one would ever know.
>>30531571>heavily in denial>make up stories about having friends>implying I care
>>30531485>No E/I>Instantly means no more lessons or anythingThis is what morons actually believe.It just means they can do more shit without getting in shit.
>>30531578>G4 box>G3 shapesThe fuck is this?
>>30531487That's just it, it's a porn parody. MLP 34 and clopfics are not meant to be parodies at all
>>30531578>WinCo Foods>picalso yes
>>30531578I would eat out pony
>>30531578Yes. Those fruit snacks are fucking delicious.
>>30531578Replace >eat with >devour mind
>>30531600
>>30531551GET OUT GET OUT GETOUTAHBRLHABLAHGAKLGHARKVHBAKBHFSBKJFSHGJSfdsafksfhdjhi>>30531540I'd say if she's open to suggestions there's nothing I could've done from the start.
>>30531578The gummies themselves look pre g4, you're not fooling me by putting Twilight Sparkle on the box
>>30531622Tanks bro
>>30531533Proud to be, bitch
> that feel when someone faps to your clopfic
>>30531607no e/i means confirmed for grimdark pony shennanigans. Twilight Sparkle accidentally murders one of her friends and has to find a way to cover up the death - with wacky results!Tune in to the Hub, this saturday at 10 AM to see the whole story!
>>30531617wait, >i have >fail spoilers
>>30531417Bonbon is an earlier generation pony with the same cutie mark. did your IQ already drop?
>>30531650which one?
>>30531578sauce?
>>30531644>That picHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNG! Every time!
>>30531650
>>30531608wolf nanaki where did you order that trixie stamp from and how much did it cost. i need pony stamps now.
>>30531560I thought the word "brony" was disowned because it was getting attached to the most embarassing/fucked up examples of the fandom
>>30531623Awww, what's the matter, Tasteless? Can't handle how cute and awesome I am?
>>30531662>caring about other generations
>>30531681That's what some say, but really it's just blatant hipster-ism
>>30531650>You will never be able to produce material good enough for someone to fap to it
>>30531610>Porn parody>Means it's meant to be funnyI don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689>>30531689NEW THREAD
>>30530987Sokka riding Luna through the night sky in a pose similar to the 1 in the last panel.
>>30531708Or just clever?
>>30531710Oh please. I once saw some terribly drawn Soarin Spitfire porn and I fapped to it. I felt really guilty about it afterwards though. I mean, it was bad. The anatomy was shit.
>>30531691rglrhglrhglrhglrhlghrlghrlghrlghrlghrlghlrlnoI'mtotallyfineIjusthavethisinsatiableurgetogougeyoureyeballsoutandusethemasanalbeadsforyourtortureafterI'vecutoutyourtongueandslicedyourlegsopen
>>30531650Feels weird yo :V
>>30531651>Twilight murders one of her friends and has to find a way to cover up the deathHello Severance story arc.
>mfw it took me 20 minutes to solve a completly illogical puzzle in that CMC Demo>mfw I can't show my rage face because imagelimit
>>30531710I can't even draw anything cute yet, porn is miles away.
>>30531610>MLP 34 and clopfics are not meant to be parodies at allLOLWUT>>30531707>not being a true pony fan
>>30531650>that feel when someone draws your 34 request and it looks good
>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447>>30530447SERIOULSY, THIS!!!
>>30532459>>30530698>>30530447-Open window-Have Scoot fly up to apple picture.-Use Hammer on apple picture in inventory-Place apple on workbench-Have AB buck apple-Bird will take key, have SB sing-Use key on door...THE FUCK?
What do you think it feels like for a cutie mark to appear?Is the appearance of a cutie mark an endothermic or exothermic reaction?
cant upload pix. new thread?
