Is Rarity goin' to have to befriend a bitch?

I hate applejacks accent so much.

Fucking Canadian VAs.

>>30523335
RARITY BEFRIENDS ALL BITCHES.

Even Nathan

>>30523318
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yWVnQ6Em9DY4m5__hRZAfB1XgNP6begB8kbvQ2BIVeg/edit?hl=en_US#

i just had to write this.

dressmakin' be dope, muhfuckers

I demand pictures of Rarity and her design posse going around town forcibly holding other ponies down and make them fashionable for the public eye.

this needs to be blingee'd

>>30523379
It makes them easier to HUG

>>30523379
That bed is just gigantic.

It was designed for orgies.

>>30523379
because if they weren't little, then they couldn't be My Little Ponies

this is Pony 101 stuff, bro

>>30523379

Makes em easier to hug.

>>30523379
That was a bed obviously purchased by a woman.

Only they would buy a bed so huge.

You're walking down the streets of the city, when you see Twilight Sparkle standing next to a large book with the word "equestria" on the front, and frantically running around giving random people awkward smiles.
You continue forward and see a man try to steal her book while she's not looking, but she notices and slides over and grabs the book and screams "NO! Don't toutch that!" causing everyone to walk just a bit farther away from her than they where already.
"Great now i'll never find him" she sighs as she hangs her head.

>>30523395
>jr
>not tess

imagine it: the ability to make people d'awww with a single picture

SUCH POWAH

only downside is that it can't be turned off...

>>30523361
Hah! I wrote the same thing a while ago!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I9WKUJdzfFiVfFA392V-dMXBo2vJ29MUVNWmVlnxvoM/edit?hl=en_US

You seeing the remake tomorrow?

>>30523415
Why is no one afraid of the TALKING HORSE?

>>30523415
You walk by but stop in front of her and look at her.
she looks up at you and gives you a meek smile then hangs her head again.
"T-twilight?" you stutter not knowing if it was really her or just the best fursuit you've ever seen.
Her eyes snap open like a window shade wound too tight.
"wait you know my name?"she asks with newfound energy in her voice
"well yeah, I can't beileve others didn't.......what are you doing here?" you respond as alpha as you can muster.
"ponyville is in serious trouble and the princess said to take this book use it to find person who knew me." Twilight explains.
"now come on!" Twilight says as she slips a hoof into the book and seems to desitegrate into the air.

>>30523430
because it's a unicorn. unicorns are inherantly good, unless they're transformers

>>30523428
>Remake
people seem to keep making the mistake about that movie being a remake. It's a prequel. where the Swedish team first found the thing in the ice.

>>30523430
Must be New York.
They figure shes a bum that found a furry costume.

>>30523422
One artist at a time anon.
In the end only one will have all the power.
Imagine.
Rose combined with Tess, Junior,JJ...

>>30523422
I was referring to artists who use their powers for evil.

>>30523434
You, pick up the book and open the cover.
You're shocked to find what seems to be a short video of ponyville.
You turn the page expecting to see some sort of video player but instead just find pages filled with a language forign to you
"Wow, is this really a.......wow" you say in awe holding the linking book.

Well, this IS you, what do you do now?

>>30523442
:V
my bad, its 4 in the morning and they use the same title. I remember it is now

>>30523446
>Not killing Disco.

>>30523446
MS...

>>30523428
no that same anon BUT HELL YES

>>30523459
Roll a D20 for 9th level mage spell: teleport.

>>30523459
Realize that I am somehow in The Never Ending Story film and decide to jump into teh book, ala Blues Clues.

Blue scadoo, you can too!

>>30523459
>> Retrieve arms from drawer.

>>30523442

Wait, wait, wait. It's a PREQUEL concerning the Swedish team that the Americans shot in the beginning of the movie?

Wow, now I wanna see it even MORE. I thought the producers had just randomly added a woman for sex appeal.

>>30523461
Only Ross and Faceless are on the no kill for now.
Other artist may be added later

>>30523474
Gilda's not puffy enough.
She needs a shitload more down.

>>30523474
My cold black thing in my chest cavity!

>>30523482
It's going to suck. The trailer showed whose the Thing already.

>>30523496
your iphone?

DAMN YOU BRONIES, WHY MUST YOU CORRUPT ALL THAT IS GOOD!?

>>30523503
Pfft, that thing died a week ago.

>>30523496
A bullet? Or a knife?

Nothing inside your chest would be cold if it's not a foreign object, since body heat would keep it very warm. Hot, even.

Today's Grim Reminder:

You will never bottle-feed baby Celestia.

I know that feel bro.

>>30523512
really?

ominous...

>>30523459
>Stick my face in the book

>>30523469
Im so stoked bro. I loved the '82 version so much.
>>30523482
Yah we all watch how the swedes get killed
>>30523497
Oh bosh. This movie was technically spoiled in the opening of the one with Kurt Russel

The two swedes die chasing the infected malumutt towards Macreadys camp

>>30523510
Forgot my image.

>>30523519
I'm pretty okay with that. Not much of a baby guy.

Could someone please post the "Velocipony" screencap and the Pinkie "Clever Girl" shoop? I seem to have misplaced them...

>>30523493
you're right.

Baby kittens are super fluffy, and baby eagles are little puffballs.

>>30523480
You already have arms, dunkass

>>30523493
Goggles, just because I'm drunk and you posted baby Gilda doesn't mean I'll give you money.

>>30523519
>You will never be raised by a mummy.

>>30523379
It's so that when you hug them close, they can hug you with both sets of legs while putting their head at the perfect height to either stare lovingly into your eyes, or rest it on your shoulder while you feel their breath on your skin, and can smell their lightly scented mane

>>30523510
Corruption is better than sex.

>>30523493
GIGGLES! Keep an eye on your ponychan thread. I'm gonna try to convince a buddy to commission you.

>>30523541
please stop, we're still recovering from the spiderman spam in last thread

>>30523526
so ... shiny

>>30523493
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REQUEST

>>30523545
Pacce she said she needs dosh

Commission some baby gilda from her

>>30523510
>>"bronies"

Yeah, we're not bronies. We're just ponyfags.

>>30523526
Oh hey, Simon drew more poniez

>>30523526
>that sweetie plot and face
>that obviously shooped out vag on Rarity
>that DFC applejack

>>30523510
What specifically did you think it was good before it had ponies.

Preemptive strike: it wasn't.

>>30523556
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYCitKWZ5JE

>>30523575
That is very clearly Apple Fritter.

>>30523563
Someone said horsemen. I like horsemen.
>>30523526
That guy drew art of this one super shitty disney show that my best friend fapped over for a month.

cupcakes and all it represents killed ponies on /co/.

Some of you people have some pretty serious unresolved issues.

>>30523459

Quickly duck down to my house with Twilight, put on some actual good clothes and then ALLONS-Y.

>>30523578
And lanky, it's weird.

>>30523563
I thought we were horsefuckers.

>>30523459
Is this... Pony Myst?!

>>30523475
you don't know any spells, damn you knew you should've paid that bum the $3.50
>>30523478
you try to scadoo but are overcome with nostalgia so hard you forget the dance
>>30523480
you had both your arms in your pants holding the book
you retrive them and hold the book like a normal person
>>30523522
you stick your face in the book
your cheek touches the picture and begin tingling. There is a sudden,
sickening lurch inside your stomach. Then you fall into the page.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vK7ymDWEvMn4sZwuR

>>30523610
we can be two things

who says we can't?

>>30523610
Nah, ponyfags
Horsefucker was our protoponychan name.
We were like ponychan but still normal beings.

>>30523595
I'd agree. It even made me work on this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APHWA8zrR7A&feature=channel_video_title
Because I'm a crazy shit. And you know what?
I'm still not caring all that much.

>>30523526
Those are some really emaciate ponies. And they've had their flanks removed! We need to contact the police. This is animal cruelty.

I love that this was made. Needs more Weird Al ponies.

>>30523578

Better than the puffs of fur and shaggy appearance that some people give them.

>>30523594
>>30523610

No, we're not badass enough to be called horsemen, but we're also not literally fucking horses (At least I HOPE we're not). We're pretty much ponyfags.

Let the record show that all three of these are still better than bronies.

>>30523618
>>30523614
Well that was answered rather quickly don't you think

GOD DAMMIT I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED

>>30523594
Talking with your friends about shit you fap to is pretty fucking weird man

>you will never get to hug a pony

>>30523618
Bitch please. I will NEVER forget the Blue Scadoo and feel slightly insulted that you would think such a thing.

I stick my face in the book.

>>30523618
No spells to work with at all? Harsh.

Roll a spot check.

>>30523636
I just recently got his latest album.
That picture made so much sense after that.

Man I hope we'll see him in MLP

>>30523636
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FwtC-1bpx0

>>30523637
>Is the fact they are covered in hair enough?
>Nope.
>LETS ADD SOME CHEST FLUFF ON THAT BITCH!
>Oh shit, I have some leftover unnecessary virtual fur...
>STICK IT ON RANDOM APPENDAGES!

>>30523562
But I've given her like 40 bucks already.
But I do love the way she draws... anything really.

>>30523618
you wake up in ponyville. all the main ponies are there fluttershy is hiding behind rainbow dash who has her wings out guarding her.
rarity is fixing twilights hair. and pinkie and applejack are circling you studying you.

well what now?

>>30523637
>better than shaggy hair
I do not understand
how can anything be better than shaggy hair?

have there been any pictures of the 4 horses of the apocalypse fimstyle? for reference, they are death, war, pestilence and famine, because fuck you conquestfags

>>30523666
>Rarity fixing Twilight's hair
Die of heart attack

>>30523666
Smile and say hello.

>>30523666

Suddenly prop up on your feet, throw streamers and confetti, rip off your clothes to reveal a very colorful outfit with a silly wig, and start singing this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY

>>30523666
Say hi, act courteous.

>>30523668
They must be bald, and seeing ponies with extra fur just reminds them of their baldness

>>30523666
Stand in confusion as I stare at the ponies.

>>30523666
Roll for bluff. Tell them you're the hero who has arrived to save all of Equestria.

>>30523665
Wait you commissioned that? That's like one of my favorite pictures!

>>30523666
>Ask Twilight what's wrong with Ponyville

>>30523695
Yup.
As a sequel to this pic.

>>30523663
Oh god I love the list of stuff

>>30523668

It's not the shag by itself. It's the fact that they do it to the ponies. Even real horses don't have fur like that. It is an unfortunate symptom of furry art that has jumped over here.

>>30523687
one night, tiny tim collappsed on stage, and said something along the lines of "I don't think i'm going to be alright" then he died at the hospital that night.

I want a Rainbow Dash x competent Derpy fic

>>30523666
Say "Hello there, ladies" as seductively as I can, but almost certainly be interrupted as soon as Pinkie realises I can talk and starts peppering me with questions

>>30523663
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhOlAU4t9Hs

>>30523672
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY41LrvMFQ
shit related

>>30523711
While I know what you mean, I personally find it adorable enough to not care

>>30523666
back away slowly, offer them a candy bar that i just happen to have

then get sued by the producers of gremlins and return of the jedi simultaneously

>>30523724
>the uploader has not made this video available in your country

thanks anyway

>>30523735
You can't back away from being circled. You would have to back in all directions.

>>30523718
...yeah, me too. Slightly airheaded, but still well meaning and not at all retarded derpy is best derpy.

>>30523749
2 ponies a circle doesn't make, good sir

>>30523749
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>30523666
for a second evil thoughts flood your mid but you just put them all out of your mind.
>>30523673
overcome with the pure adorableness of the moment you feel your chest tighten but begin breathing deeply and it subsides
>>30523688
you say hi as gentlmanly as you can
>>30523687
>>30523693
you stand up think for a moment then reach your hands into your pockets and grab a hand full of confetti and tear off your street clothes and break into song
>>30523694
>>30523697
you finish you song and turn to twilight who is now standing and ask her "well now that i'm here to save the day, what's wrong?"
>>30523719
you turn to the others and say "hay ladies" and break out your best smoulder

>>30523749
Then I will back in all directions!
WHAT NOW FAGGOT?

>>30523761
one of those ponies is pinkie pie. She could make a circle by herself.

>>30523761
It said Pinkie and AJ are circling you.

>>30523662

Best guest star ever, yo.

>>30523663

Nicely done. I fucking lost it when I saw EVERY TWENTY-SEVENTH CUSTOMER WILL GET A BALL-PEEN HAMMER FR

>>30523636
Did Weird Al ever respond to Jason when he asked if he would ever consider being a voice on the show?

>>30523734

I can agree with you, on some cases. It's just that some tend to get carried away with it. I just like the show accurate pics better myself.

>>30523781
show accurate is also great, but fuzzy ponies look so very soft

>>30523663
Wow that's way better then I expected.

>>30523695

I've been hanging out in this fandom too long, because this was literally my first thought upon seeing the picture you posted.

>>30523763
I forgot bear with me
twilight explains that they are there to escort you to the princess and have a chariot ready. you also notice the sky is a dark purple

what now?

>>30523763
I decide to stop the dancing and ask Twilight "I am here. Now what happens? Fight bad guys? Stop the Ancient Evil from awakening? Details, man."

>>30523762

>>30523797
>Agree to follow

>>30523797
Find new cloths because I tore the old ones?

>>30523797
Get up, look at the sky, tell Twilight that you think purple is a beautiful colour, and go to the charriot

>>30523797
Roll sense motive against Twilight, but go with her so she doesn't suspect anything.

Also, examine sky, and apply Knowledge (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic).

>>30523797
>>30523799

Does anyone have the "Velocipony" screencap? Or the "Clever Girl" shoop with Pinkie in it?

>>30523797

Look at them blankly for a few seconds, then suddenly transform into a shoggoth, causing them to rip out their eyes in fear.

>>30523818
Nah, we would've replied to you earlier if so.

>>30523797
walk in the door, get on the floor and then do the dinosaur

>>30523791

I know what must be done. We must make a show accurate fuzzy pony!

>>30523797
>"My god, the entire sky is purple drank..."

>>30523832
my god

I'm throwing money at the screen, but it's just not going in
do I have to throw harder?

>>30523824
We can't do Shapeshift (Fungus), because we apparently know no spells.

We're limited to SKILL checks only. I assume we have no feats, either.

We could theoretically make an epic-level disguise to appear to be a Shoggoth, though...

>>30523839
Wait...
There's only one DM and many of us.
What is he going to do if we cheat?

>>30523839

Let's just say it was caused by the teleporting, causing the structure of your form to change.

>>30523839
Skill checks? Like Fallout? Seriously? My skills are SHIT because I haven't been leveling.

>>30523850
Shut uuuup.
I am trying to cheat my dice rolls here.
Natural all the numbers.

>>30523850
Rocks fall, everyone dies.

>>30523854
I was thinking more in the vein of D&D, or other homebrew /tg/, but FO:NV did have skill checks, yes.

>>30523672
Bum Tickley made up a shirt with them, he used conquest though, and also fuck him anyways.

I don't even know how fast I ganked this one. Was kinda spacing out.

>>30523865
Never played D&D or any other table top game.

>>30523865
...
I roll to punch the DM in the face

How fucking smug would you be if your cutie mark was victory?

Like, who would dare oppose you?

>>30523837

You have to believe man, believe harder! We must fund this, it could very well save us all!

>>30523880

>>30523871
Ugh 2 minutes. very slow

>>30523878
I don't understand what the fuck is going on with you nerds, but do it dammit!
START HITTING EACH OTHER!

>>30523871

>boop

>>30523880
Someone who's cutie mark is THE HARSH COLD TRUTH

>>30523880
>who would dare oppose you?

>>30523871
goddamn that is one fancy applejack

>>30523909
FuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYou.

MLP I need serious advice
How do I get rid of this constant, horrific acid reflux I get wherever I bend over
It's only gotten worse over time and I'm worried my esophagus is seriously fucked up if it hurts this much now

>>30523909
...
I wish I could hate you to death

>>30523871
Oh okay!

>>30523877
Here's a list of skills and governing attributes.

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Skills

>>30523919
Stop bending over

>>30523662
Weird Al is going to be in my town next month.

Should I go? From what I've seen, he's a great live performer

>>30523927
Holy shit. It all looks so complicated...

>>30523919
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001311/

>>30523919
stop lying down after you eat

>>30523812
you agree to follow but
>>30523815
>>30523816
>>30523817
>>30523834
you gaze at the sky again and say "the sky looks Delicious but i must ask what the fuck?
she explains how it was like that since morning and none of her books say what it means so she consulted the princess about it and thats when she got the book.
>>30523824
you try to transform but you just growl and rip your second layer of clothes off and are now naked.
>>30523814
you ask for new duds and rarity gets to work with using her saddlebags full of supplies to make clothes for you "my my this should be interesting" she mutters as she gets to work.
>>30523829
you think the new gem covered duds may be magical
so you try to walk into the door of the chariot but end up hitting your head and flail around on the ground for a moment befor getting up and getting in.
you grip the side of the chariot as it is being pulled by rainbow dash and fluttershy.

how will you cope?

>>30523919
get a new cardiac orifice

>>30523871
>boop

Hehe.

>>30523949
It's not so much that it is complicated, but that it is SO UNGODLY OPEN-ENDED.

D&D is the original roleplaying game. They have contingencies for ANY DECISION YOU COULD MAKE.

ANYTHING! AT ANY TIME!

It is very fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA&ob
Why hasn't this been done with Celestia?

>>30523924
FLUFFY!
FLUFFY!
FLUFFY!
That outfit on Gilda!
Please!
She looks embarrassed and is with Dash who is happily wearing the same outfit.
Please.
All of my please!

>>30523944
I will personally kill you if you don't
GO LIVE MY DREAM ANON.
PLEASE

>>30523954
Slowly shuffle closer to Twilight until we're sitting right next to each other, then the next time the charriot rocks a little, deliberately fall over and put your arm around her for stability

>>30523944
Are you on the Best Coast?

>>30523954
Make awkward conversation with the mane cast

>>30523954

Become so mad that you get chosen by the Red Lantern Corps.

>>30523974
Oh okay
>>30523979
Yes

I should also mention that I was friends with one of Weird Al's old girlfriends
I say was because she died
:|

>>30523954
Use rope.

>>30523966
>DM wants you to get into a carriage
>cast magic missile on the wheels
>go to a local strip club instead

>>30523971
I second this!

>>30523954
I sit down and quietly listen to the situation being explained while I feel uneasy being near Rainbow Dash.

>>30523988
>Red lantern Corps have this planet banned.

>>30523924
oh my
and here I was thinking you wouldn't do any more porn

>>30523996
We fly.
Wells are not needed.

>>30523988
Roll to overcome my respect for Dafty so I can punch him and stop him being annoying.

>>30523996
I'M TRYING TO TELL A GOD DAMN STORY

IT'S REALLY OPEN ENDED EVEN

BUT YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST BE IN THE SAME FREAKING COUNTRY AS THE PLOT DEVICE FOR IT TO WORK

Yeah, some players annoy the piss outta me.

But maybe I'm just a bad DM.

>>30523954
>Make conversation and try to gather more information on what's wrong in equestria.


Alternatively, freak them out with my knowledge of their activities for the past year.

>>30524016
Then how does one acquire fresh water, then?

I'm on my way... Set me free... Home sweet home...
TONIGHT, TONIGHT!

>>30523999
>Equestria
>This Planet

Or is that beings from this planet. I don't even fucking know.

>>30524020
>Alternatively, freak them out with my knowledge of their activities for the past year.
Combine this with >>30523987

>>30524019
I like doing it *once* just to see how they react, it can be a good test. If they just stop you, it'll be restricted, but that doesn't preclude telling a good story. Or the wheel could get slightly battered, and end up as a minor plot-point a few hours later.

>>30523971
Blarg! Ask me again in a little.
Just spent like 8 hours straight staring at Flash...

>Roygbiv
>thinking that indigo should be considered a separate division of the rainbow even though most people only see six major colors
>not knowing that Isaac Newton chose 7 colors for the rainbow because of his occult fascintaion with the number seven

>>30524029
Oh she's cute.
What's her name.

>>30524016

REALISM IS FOR WIMPS.

>>30524039
>>30524019
A good DM would just tell you the wheels are made out of mithril, and they have 45,000 HP.

>>30524056
Okay.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/ManyMustaches
People come in here and tell me what to play.

>>30524063
she has no name because she is a background character and you are autistic if you give her one

>>30524066
>cast time-stop
>duplicate self
>every clone unloads entire spellbook in one turn

>>30524039
Really I just get annoyed and keep trying to push them where I want them to go.

Hint hint, nudge nudge, you know.

But not really freak out. But most (most...) realize that it's kinda boring to play a drunk that wanders around town having sex every night once you're rich.

>>30524076
From this day forth, that pony is named Listerie.

>>30524066
>Sell wheels for loads a dosh.
>More lapdances and blow at the club.

>>30524085
yeah, most people will go along with hinting, you have to kind of be a dick not to, except for a few occasions when you really wouldn't want to do that.

>>30524091
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.

NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH.

Now, pay your fine... or it's off to jail.

>>30524082
Wells are also enchanted to reflect spells back at the caster

>>30524088
did someone say Listeria?

>>30524099
well, now I'm dead

>>30524109
Your character died the way it lived.

Anonymously.

>>30524098

>>30524119
I pay with my blood.

By which I mean I go to the local hospital and donate blood for cookies.
No one can resist cookies.

>>30524063
Hairspray or James, depending who you ask. :p

Anyone have this without the macro?

>>30524139
Those names suck.
I don't like Listerine very much either but it's not terrible

>>30523978
you do this but after the third time she magically puts your seatbelt on embarrassed you decide to
>>30523987
you ask what its like to fly but in trying to talk rainbow dash loses her bit and the chariot loses some altitude.
after helping recover the plummeting craft rarity tells you how her experience flying was.
your fingers are now about a centimeter into your seat.
>>30523998
>>30524020
>>30524036
you sit quietly and listen to rarity's story but you fill in some of the blanks for her. you could now cut the tension with a knife.
>>30523994
arriving at canterlot you decide to do something you've always wanted to do you make a lariat out of your emergency rope and lasso one of canterlot's towers and start repelling down. you end up slipping but the rope catches your foot and you dangle heplessly as you wait for the ponies to turn around.
you make it to the throne room and are waiting for celestia to emerge. you wander around and look at the stained glass, you hear the ponies mumbling how she hopes the princess knows what she's doing picking someone so...odd to save ponyville. you are drowning in the thickness of the tension
what now?

>>30524148

haven't seen it posted for months

>>30524066
>Spend entire might attacking those fuckers.

>>30524171
They reflect all damage.
What now?

>>30524158
I like Hairspray, but I'm biased...

>>30524162
Kneel down, saying "What is it that this lowly human can serve her highness?"

>>30524148
>>30524164

Goddammit, we need more JP/pony images!

>>30524191
Become Incredible Hulk.
The damage only makes me more and more powerful!

>>30524193
Kind of looks like that guy with the silver hair from Yu-gi-oh

>>30524193
Oh wow there's fanart of her?
Looks pretty good.

>>30524204
Why not Broly? His power is Maximum.

>>30524162
Ask her if she's Molestia, Trolestia or Tyrantlestia

>>30524162
Make another bluff check. This time to bluff that you are a great and mighty (and competent) hero.

How hard could the DC be?

>>30524206
I can see that...

>>30524204
...
If you even think to attack them you instantly die and cannot ever be resurrected.

>>30524162
>Attempt to relieve tension by dropping the stupid act and engaging in intelligent conversation with each of the ponies, picking the topics they'd most likely feel comfortable discussing whilst waiting for the Princess to show up.

>>30524212
LAZINESS

what if nigel thornberry was the new character on mlp?

posting this as if you all had not seen it already

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwKclhWlo-0&feature=related

>>30524233
There's already a V3, slowpoke.

>>30524232
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIy4VusrDD0

>>30524162

Try to pull this face.

>>30524232
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIy4VusrDD0

Releva

>>30524245
Damnit.

>>30524164
Thanks! Here's the Velocipony screencap

>>30524194
>>30524213
She has yet to enter the room

Learn to into reading

>>30524233

hurrdurr look at me guys i linked you to an old vid I is trol

>>30524210
Not as much as other BG ponies, but some...

>>30524250

Read the entire fucking thing in his voice

>>30523944
You must go! You will never forget the experience! I've been to three, and they just get better!

>>30524198

LK's nearly finished streaming Wizard People, Dear Reader.

I'd never seen it before. Holy shit.

Is Goggles still around? I wanted to ask her about my thing before I go to bed.

/co/ pony screencap thread?

>>30524254
It's 2 am and I have a headache. Fuck re-reading.

Then I'll change it to just looking around, soaking the castle's design and architecture in.

Man, they're getting better at ignoring things.

>>30524291

WHERE SB?

WHERE IS HE STREAMING?

>>30524291
Damn, always miss Goggles & Madmax. I fail at timing of jumping onto /co/...

>>30524301
His other account.

He's about to start drawing I think, but not ponies.

>>30524293

How about pony screen caps in general?

>>30524315
Might as well post the mst infamous sceencap...

Is the quest over for now? I'm tired...

>>30524293
It's funny because Snarky doesn't have genitals

>>30524330

That was a strange day.

>>30524315
How about pony screen captains?

>>30524330
And now...now they chose ponychan over us...
We don't longer exist for them.
THEY HATE US

>>30524297
They were busy saving first

>>30524330
oh no! she's killing herself because of us!

we're monsters!

>>30524338
The fuck did I just read?

>>30524342

Maybe more 34 of her ponysona will change her mind

>>30524338
Oh man.
Them fucking shadow roots.
They are one hell of a drug.

I'm a bit confused as to what's going on with her, actually. So she's stepped down from being executive producer, right? But she's still somehow involved in the show, which is good, but what exactly is she doing?

And does anyone actually know why she stepped down from her position?

>>30524338
>Hey, umm, you probably hear this from every MLP FiM fan,
Okay, nothing weird yet...
>but I actually had a really good idea
This is going downhill fast...
>for a movie
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

>>30524355
Autism

>>30524355
Don't read it

it makes you want to stab people in the throat

>>30524361

If anything, it's worth a try

>pony threadcaps

Oh boy I sure do love looking back to when these threads were 'better' dont you?

by the way I was being sarcastic

>>30524372
It makes you feel like you work retail?

Weird...

>>30524372
>>30524369
I literally cannot continue reading past the "Movie" Part.

>>30524355

The stunning ideas of our youth today being expressed through text.

>>30524342
STOP SAYING THAT

TWILIGHT STILL LOVES US, SHE JUST NEEDS OWLOWISCIOUS FOR NIGHT TIME STUFF, OKAY?

>>30524338
mmmm fresh squeezed autism

>gulp gulp gulp

ahhhh, goes down smooth

>>30524344
Truth...
>>30524342
Well, we FiMers never existed to them 'cause we allow clop.

>>30524368

She has stated herself numerous times that she felt stifled by hasbro's restrictions

No matter how many people try to tell you it was 'hurrdurr fandom made her quit' it's bullshit.

Plus it was running her ragged, the whole thing.

She was a consultant for season 2's pre-production, but from now on has no more involvement in the show

>>30524383
THEN WHY DID SHE SAID THAT SHE WENT TO PONYCHAN TO SEE THE REACTIONS FOR NEW EPISODES?
SHE DOESN'T LOVE US ANYMORE!

>>30524380
THROAT-STABBING LEVELS RISING QUICKLY

>>30524381
Sweet Jesus....It's like. The fucking Sonic Fandom.

>>30524230
you realize trolling them with your knowledge isn't the answer. so you talk about animals to fluttershy
the magnificent clothes you are wearing to rarity
start with applejack how you love apple pie
see if twilight knows bum magic
she dabbles and teaches you heal and sheild
dumb powers but it'll do
talk to pinkie about a party you've been to and whatever the conversation spirals into
ask if RD ever made a sonic boom and listen to the rainboom story straight from the horses mouth.
>>30524194
trumpets sound as sounding princess's arrival, and everyone including you kneel.
you raise you head and as humbly as you can you say ""What is it that this lowly human can serve her highness?" followed by "I am the great soldier of a land called the internet! a dark and sinister place full of trolls and other unspeakable horrors"
she rolles her eyes and says in her motherly voice "oh yes i've seen you in action" knowing it was over
>>30524246
>>30524213
you put on the most adorable face you can muster as you ask her what kind of ruler she is, how she spends her free time and if she would like to shake 'n' bake.
she flashes you a sly, knowing smile but says "there is no time, I have to fill you in on the chi lyn's attacks" she adds "he has been casting spells from the mountain and have already injured a few of my guards, i need you to take my little ponies here and go defeat him with your vast knowledge of the land and you "internet" tactics"

you take this all in then.....what?

>>30524377
RCH, you're awesome, but y u ALWAYS talk about your job no matter what you're doing? WE ALL HATE OUR JOBS

>>30524401
I will inform the pig farmers to starve the stock for a few days...

>>30524404
You figure that out NOW?

>>30524386
Acknowledging fimchan would be a bad move for anyone working on the show to make

>>30524383
I.. huh.

That's a good metaphor.

>>30524381
>Gaia the creator of all-type alicorn
>no power inhibitor

>lol ima mope n fall into dees sawbleds mkai

>>30524408
I work collections. Compared to my job, your complaints about your job are invalid.

>>30524406
That post took you 17-20 minutes?

gmlkraglkjralgnajgkt

>>30524404

I have a picture for pretty much everything.

>>30524398
Basically, stress burnout. She still loves the ponies, but Jayson and Rob are her loyal and dedicated crew, and they'll be faithful to her vision come Hasbro or high water.

>>30524427
The only difference is that Spike still mattered to Twilight.

>>30524431
Story telling's hard, for reals

>>30524406

>Save game, time for bed

>>30524406
Internet Tactics? Chi Lyn? Elaborate on this "Chi Lyn," princess.

>>30524408
Jokes on you i dont have a job! Wait... fuck.

>>30524408
Its the only other thing besides my horrific drinking habits to talk about?
I dunno.

>>30524408
>Implying I have a job

>>30524375
Those were the good old days.

>>30524342
I'm sure plenty of people who work on the show lurk here, but if they came out and said it, it could look bad. Like it or not there's a lot of porn and adult related material posted and talked about here, if people found out they were lurking here they could say they're all perverts, and they might judge the show on that.
Besides, if Faust said she still lurked here regularly, then we would get flooded with younger or more easily offended fans, and no one wants that. Those people have ponychan and they like it there, who's to stop them from doing their own thing.

>>30524406

Use really old shitty memes that only 12 year olds would find funny to aid you in your amazing quest.

>>30524430
You fuckers call normal people and bother them about money that they don't have, and can't get. I have no sympathy for you.

>>30524446
RYYEAEAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
>>30524453
--Adawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>30524466
...Maybe you're right...
Maybe they still love us!

>>30524453
Fluffy you said you were going to go to bed.

How's your Wallet now?

Sorry I don't have much to spare.

>>30524466
post futaponies for faust

>>30524466
Most of the animators were /co/mrads before they worked for FIM.
And they still are

>>30524406
>Implying I haven't already left and am on my way there.

Implying is 4chan's greatest strength. We must use it to our advantage.

>>30524453
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !

>>30524499
Huh? I never said I was going to bed.
Party time all night for me!

>>30524512
Holy shit you're right. I come from /v/, after all. Implying implications EVERYWHERE.

>>30524528
Oh I must have misread it or something.

You certainly do have a talent for marathoning random flash stuff

>>30524462

they were simpler times when we were much more easily amused

>>30524528

Hey Fluffy, if you're drawing bridle ponies...

Could you possibly do one of Rarity wearing this bridle? It's Faust's own concept art

>>30524531
I only visit SC2 General and Grand Strategy General. It's like Little Italy or Chinatown. It has its own memes and culture separate from the rest of /v/.

But you don't need to be told that. MLPG is similar in that way, I think...

>>30524550
Now we have devolved down to mutilation and horrific porn to get our joys.

I LOVE devolution!

>>30524573
Yes, please! It would be cute, and not sexual at all! No one would think it was hot! Nobody! Ha ha! Ha! ha...

This art is pretty dandy, I liked the movie, but I hate the emo/scene kid fanbase.

Will we continue tomorrow? I'm exhausted and going to bed.

>>30524550
The 'old days' wern't so great...

>>30524609
If he doesn't, I imagine I'll pick up A Dark and Sinister Text Adventure tomorrow.

You know. If I can ever arouse any new interest in it. We had about a billion 'players' the first day, and then interest dropped through the floor.

People do not like reading archives.

>>30524446
Applejack's nose is a chin and that visor thingy are teeth

>>30524331
>>30524431
sorry for taking so long
>>30524406
>>30524442
you save the game of pingpong you've been participating in with pinkie and decide to nap on the table
>>30524448
you remember what you where doing and ask the princess to elaborate.
"a chi lyn is a Chinese unicorn, but he's become extremely powerful somehow, and the logic you use in arguments will prove useful" she explains.
>>30524467
you start saiyan how your internet power level is ove 9000 and will shoop the fucking whoop out of his ass.
>>30524512
you realize that you can combine your bum magic with internet magic and utter the words.
>implying we aren't all already on the mountain.
you are now about to the peak and can see the chi lyn

what now king vegeta of the internet?

>>30524609
i'll wrap it up

>>30524636
Can unsee, but funny nonetheless.

>>30524636
>Giant toothy grin.
>Applejack is Red.

>>30524644

Open your mouth wide, then cause a giant black hole to emerge from it, killing everything.

>>30524606
I can't decide if I prefer this or Jailbait's just because I kinda lean toward having Sweetie Belle as Shock.

>>30524645
How about Rarity's eyes are derped and her left foreleg is twice as long as her other limbs?

>>30524644
>implying I didn't slip on a rock and fell to a painful end at the base of the mountain in a mangled, bloody mess.
I died as I lived. Useless.

>>30524700
>Implying the black hole didn't lift your ragdoll body as you began to fall, lifting you into a sort of anti-gravity backflip, which you landed with style, completely unharmed.

You're still going to have to deal with that black hole before it gets too big, though...

>>30524712
>The LHC broke, collapsing the black hole and wasting billions in taxes.

>>30524712
Fuck you. I wanted to die in a non final confrontation while creating chock value.

>>30524644
>implying the Chi Lyn isn't already dead

>>30524699
And spikes' got giraffe neck.

that entire picture is terribad.

>>30524730
Not to mention that got Fluttershys color fucking wrong.

>>30524730
Nice sword. What's that inscribed on it? It looks like Daedric.

It's almost 3 AM. Should I make pudding & watch ponies?

>>30524740

>>30524752
Roy, why are you making pudding at three in the morning?

>>30524740
10/10

I prefer Dapperjack to Snazzyjack.

>>30524762
Because I've lost control of my life. That and I can't sleep due to the leg pain. Damn git & run drivers.

>>30524791
I remember that image had Luna written instead of Lyra at one point...

>>30524750
>Daedric
wrong game. It's the Dragonwood Longsword from Monster Hunter.

And so is the armor. Dragonwood, that is.

>>30524790
>no, this is patrick
doing it wrong

>>30524679
You open your mouth wide yell
>implying i'm not wearing a crown
you don the crown and become the 7th element of harmony.....logic you open your mouth again and consume the chi lyn in a black hole.
>>30524722
yeah, this, sure
>>30524700
you slip and fall but cast bum magic shield on your way down and break every bone
you cast bum heal.
and deplete your power losing your power
twilight being sick of your shit throws the linking book at you.the picture lands on your face. "fuck" you mutter as you get absorbed into the book.


Dear Princess Celestia today i learned that bum magic IS useful and to always bring a bat when linking to another dimension. I must say that human you brought did the job though!

Your student, Twilight sparkle.

My faithful student,

I know he's mai husbando~

the end

>>30524798
I guess some of us don't want to attack the same monster for a half an hour.

>>30524791
>Not posting the colored version

>>30524812
>I know he's my husbando.
CELESTIAxHUMANS OTP.

Fuck I'm tired. good night everyone.

>>30524816
yeah, that's why we're all playing good games

like shadow of the colossus

OH WAIT, MOTHERFUCKER

>>30524836
Duke Nukem Forever

>>30524812
Spaghetti eaten: 0
pingpong matches won: 1
memes used: i dunno like 3
clocks destroyed: 0
Score: &e0
Rank: King Vegeta, internet soldier, savior of ponyville.

>>30524836
Damn that's a great game.

>>30524812

YES. BEST PONY QUEST EVER.

>>30524855
>Clocks Destroyed: 0

Hey guys, Sanguinus is streaming ponies

http://www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcorner

come watch

>>30524871
we all can't have a 101 killstreak jack

>>30524884
>implying I didn't exterminate the griffons while you weren't looking

>>30524845
Quality youtube video.

>>30524897
those weren't griffons, nh4no3.

those were pigeons.

linking books are fun!
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vK7ymDWEvMn4sZwuR
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vK7ymDWEvMn4sZwuR
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vK7ymDWEvMn4sZwuR

Railgunner has just given up.

So what the fuck happened to JJ anyway? He used to only do SFW with the occasional plot shot here and there, and now he's roleplaying as a constantly horny alicorn.

>>30524921

Dammit Railgunner. Do something original.

>>30524924
We all want to be horny alicorns deep down
the ponychan runs deep

>>30524902
No they weren't.

Gilda is already dead.

>>30524921
>The CAD of artists.

>>30524924

>>30524924
What's weirder, having the hots for slutty Celestia or visualizing her as a proxy for a 33-year-old man I've never met, but would consider boning?

>>30524949
>you will never lick JJ's horn

>>30524958

>you will never be sandwhiched between Megasweet and JJ in a hot man threesome

>>30524966
sandwhich is not a word

>>30524966

>>30524958

>>30524924
I had more respect for him more before finding out that he was doing NSFW stuff.

>>30524982
Oh, man up, you pussy.

>>30525000
So much for love and tolerance.

>>30524921
>>30524982
>all the artists I used to love have let me down

Who can I turn to in my hour of need?

>>30524974

is sandvich?

>>30525013

ME.

>>30525000
No seriously, it was nice to have a decent SFW artist for once.

>>30524982
I know that feeling.

It's like all the adorable and cute things they've drawn just become invalid and meaningless the moment you discover the artist draws porn almost exclusively.

>>30525013
Rose or Tess?

>>30525010
There's a difference between "love and tolerance" and "being a dumb-ass flip flop fuckwit".

>>30525016
yes, obviously

>>30525013

>boohoo he drew some smut I cant enjoy anything else he enjoys

Stop trying to prop people on the internet up on some moralistic pedestal

They aren't your friends, they're just people doing whatever the fuck they want.

Either take what you like from what they produce, or just fucking ignore them

Okay folks, it's time we posted ponies.

Might I suggest some Cheerilee?

>>30525026
goggles?

>>30525036
>ignoring things you don't like

Get the fuck out of here.