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  • File : 1318477174.jpg-(121 KB, 1280x720, Twilight Sparkle 97.jpg)
    121 KB MLP General Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 10/12/11(Wed)23:39 No.30517161  
    Three days to Lesson Zero!
    How excited are you?

    ponies faust mlp etc. etc.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:41 No.30517198
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    >>30517161
    THIS excited
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/12/11(Wed)23:41 No.30517204
    Not very. I have no anticipation right now, but I'll be glad when it airs.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:41 No.30517221
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    >>30517161

    >Implying you wouldn't stay like this for hours on end
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:42 No.30517230
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    >>30517161
    Not very. but hey, did you see that new fanfic that updated!?!?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:43 No.30517259
    >>30516897
    You went to an anime convention and you were too scared to ask the goddamn cosplayers about their outfits or for a photo? God fucking damn man that's some poor ass shit.
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/12/11(Wed)23:43 No.30517267
    >>30517221
    I have half a mind not to go to bed at all until the episode airs.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, Tara Strong 10/12/11(Wed)23:43 No.30517276
    As excited as a lobster
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:43 No.30517289
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    Holy shit a different angle.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.30517293
    Frankly, the brief hiatus almost made me forget season 2 had already started. So I'm very excited we'll finally be getting a regular rhythm around here again. Sounds like a good premise for an episode, too. Should be lots of fun.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.30517299
    >>30517161
    Pretty excited OP. I still have no idea how this will turn out. Potential for a very interesting episode, I think.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.30517309
    >>30517276
    Do lobsters even possess the necessary mental complexity to feel excitement?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.30517313
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    >>30516965
    >>30516965
    >>30516965
    >>30516965
    >>30516965
    >>30516965
    >>30516965


    THIS RAVEN!?!??!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.30517314
    >>30517276
    any particularly type of lobster?

    i know some pretty unmotivated lobsters
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.30517320
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    >>30517221
    >Implying you wouldn't brush the everloving fuck out of Twilight's hair
    >> /co/mmander jesus, Tara Strong 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.30517329
    >>30517309
    Yes. Clever fuckers they are.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.30517333
    >>30517276
    Lobsters cannot feel excitement
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:45 No.30517339
    >>30517289
    Wow, the rest of the picture pales in comparison to the eyes. They just look so fucking round.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:45 No.30517341
    >>30517221
    Depends on the pony. The pegasi would ride either on the shoulder like a parrot or on the head like a hat. The others would be either stuck on the shoulder or I'd be stuck with only one hand for most of the day.
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 10/12/11(Wed)23:45 No.30517356
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    I'm pretty excited.
    I wish I could watch it live, but I'll be at work.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, Tara Strong 10/12/11(Wed)23:46 No.30517363
    >>30517333
    >>30517333
    Says you.
    >>30517314
    The excited kind.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:46 No.30517369
    >>30517267
    Now your reaching homestuck levels of dedication.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:46 No.30517378
    >>30517356
    finish your stupid fapfic nerd
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:46 No.30517384
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    Not very excited, unless my favorite pony (pictured) is in it.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:46 No.30517385
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    Question: We know that pony should pony pony, and often does. But does does faust ever faust faust?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:46 No.30517397
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    I demand more ponies battling against modern technology
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:46 No.30517398
    >>30517385
    no, that's stupid
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:47 No.30517403
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    >>30517264
    >Bloop

    SEE LETH!!!...

    God fucking damn it!
    I TOLD you were going to get an STD by BOOOP'ing this thread so hard... NOW look whats happend.

    I am fucking disappoint, son!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:47 No.30517404
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    >>30517385
    No, but Craig does.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:47 No.30517407
    >>30517320

    I would devote my waking hours to her every desire.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:47 No.30517413
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    >>30517385

    ...probably
    >> Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/12/11(Wed)23:47 No.30517428
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    >>30517385
    if faust knows what's good for faust, faust will faust faust
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 10/12/11(Wed)23:47 No.30517430
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    >>30517378
    GODDAMMIT I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK
    I DIDN'T EVEN GET A BREAK
    FINE
    I'LL DO IT
    JEEZ
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.30517438
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    I'm pretty excited. Twilight being adorkable is what makes her my favorite pony. Though, I have to be honest, I'm far more excited for Luna Eclipsed, simply for all of the fanon it is going to destroy.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.30517439
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    Pony quest! Pony quest! Pony quest!
    >> Fluffy !BUTTS/Ojd2 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.30517443
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    >>30517385
    Maybe a little
    >> /co/mmander jesus, Tara Strong 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.30517457
    >>30517320
    I wouldn't. I own a husky, I am all too sick of brushing.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.30517463
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    >>30517320
    >Implying I'd give my cartoon apples to a shitty pony on a shitty computer.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.30517466
    >>30517413
    Who the fuck drew this half finished piece of garbage?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.30517467
    >>30517384
    >Posting Tom
    >implying he is a better pony than rocky
    Quick I need pictures of rocky to prove this anon wrong!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.30517470
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    >>30517430
    Yeah you better
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:49 No.30517473
    >>30517443
    NIGHTMARE FAUST
    MAKE NIGHTMARE FAUST
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:49 No.30517480
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    >There should be a MLP adventure game, with tons of hilarious ways to die.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:49 No.30517482
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    >>30517428
    or, you know, faust
    >> JB 10/12/11(Wed)23:49 No.30517501
    >>30516686

    Thank you kindly! Much appreciated, a little bit a smile back into my day, despite the imply sexy.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:49 No.30517502
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    >>30517443
    >>30517413
    Am I looking at what I think I'm looking at?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:50 No.30517505
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    >>30517385
    All the time, definitely
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:50 No.30517512
    >>30517443
    God I fucking love your art, Fluffy.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:50 No.30517521
    >YFW Software gets good enough to create virtual ponies who have top of the line A.I., but will never leave the boundaries of your computer screen.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:50 No.30517526
    >>30517473

    This, this is a good idea.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, Tara Strong 10/12/11(Wed)23:50 No.30517529
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    >>30517467
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:50 No.30517534
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    I consider this the best explanation for the relationship between the Ponies and Diamond Dogs. Does this make me weird?
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 10/12/11(Wed)23:50 No.30517537
    >>30517466
    All we know is that their name starts with an 'I'.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:51 No.30517545
    how does someone as obviously skilled as slugbox manage to make the most lifeless, stiff looking pictures? the dude obviously knows how to art but.. dem poses man, fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:51 No.30517546
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    >>30517443
    Be carful, Fluffy.

    Making a sexy piture of Faust's OC will be like that abominable .SWF all over again.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:51 No.30517558
    >>30517537
    That may be an I.
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 10/12/11(Wed)23:51 No.30517567
    >>30517221
    >blank layers
    very cool but that's a pretty big detail
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517577
    >>30517545
    And they all look like oil slathered chunks of rubber
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517582
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    >>30517467
    Rocky was alpha as fuck

    Tom got dumped by the worst pony

    Rocky is best
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517587
    >>30517558
    I mean, T. Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517588
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    >>30517505
    Oh god I'm going to die of laughter. It took me a full minute to properly type this post. Hoh wow.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517596
    >>30517439

    You mean >>30517028?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517599
    >>30517463
    Ya, I'm implying that. What of it?
    >> /co/mmander jesus, Tara Strong 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517603
    >>30517582
    Rocky is the only character on the show to die.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517604
    >>30517545
    I think he needs some pinecone in his diet.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/12/11(Wed)23:52 No.30517605
    >>30517546
    >abominable

    ...You're joking, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:53 No.30517616
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    We haven't done this one in a while.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:53 No.30517622
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    >>30517463
    Oh hey now be civil
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:53 No.30517626
    >>30517605
    No. That thing was fucking hidi>Deafdefiler

    I'm sorry, but you have no valid input on such matters.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:54 No.30517632
    >>30517616
    Left: Dash
    Right: Twilight
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:54 No.30517637
    >>30517616
    >inb4 everyone is like Fluttershy
    I'm most like Fluttershy
    But I wish I could be like Pinkie Pie
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:54 No.30517645
    >>30517626
    >ad hominum.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:54 No.30517647
    >>30517616

    >Pony I wish I could be:
    >Big Mac
    >Pony I am most like:
    >Snips
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:54 No.30517648
    >>30517616
    Because pretty much every time it comes up every reply is I AM TOO MUCH LIKE FLUTTERSHY
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/12/11(Wed)23:55 No.30517657
    >>30517616
    Most like Caramel (the beta version, not the rapist version or the gay version), wish I could be more like Big Mac.
    >> Fluffy !BUTTS/Ojd2 10/12/11(Wed)23:55 No.30517660
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    >>30517473
    boop?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.30517685
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    Been posted yet?
    >> /co/mmander jesus, Tara Strong 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.30517696
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    >>30517616
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.30517697
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    >>30517616
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.30517700
    >>30517660
    Dammit fluffy you always make the best shit
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.30517707
    >>30517616
    Is there a war pony?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.30517708
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    >>30517637
    Thanks for ruining our game
    faggot
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:57 No.30517709
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    Wat
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:57 No.30517716
    >>30517657
    don't forget the pedophile and sex-changed versions
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:57 No.30517730
    >>30517685
    I saw this a little while ago. The filename was "No homo". I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:57 No.30517734
    >>30517660

    Oh god why did that give me a boner? I am most ashamed I have ever been. Even when I got a boner to that screencap of licking Dash's ass.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:58 No.30517736
    >>30517622
    well, this is a funny way to start off my evening.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:58 No.30517757
    >>30517736
    Ponies and top hats always gets me
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:59 No.30517764
    >>30517709
    I liked this an awful lot. The poetry is very nice.

    It really reminds me of something I've seen before, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is. Some half-dreamed poem in an ancient book.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:59 No.30517775
    >>30517645
    Not really.
    That .SWF really was a disturbing little thing, unless you actually like pony sex
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:59 No.30517776
    >>30517616
    >Pre-pilot Twilight
    >current Twilight
    Feels neutral, man.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:59 No.30517777
    >>30517709
    I like that. Poor Celestia.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:59 No.30517782
    >>30517660
    AND THIS SEASON, EVERYPONY GETS A BOYFRIEND!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:59 No.30517785
    The wait didn't really seem very long. Anyway, I'll finally be able to watch the ep in real time Saturday, so that's a first, and pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:00 No.30517793
    >>30517764
    Try Sandman, by Neil Gaiman.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:00 No.30517799
    >>30517660
    Awesome sauce!
    >> Forever Alone 10/13/11(Thu)00:00 No.30517820
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    >>30517616
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:01 No.30517823
    >>30517793
    No, it's not that. I remember Sandman, and this is different. This rhymed.

    In fact, I think it started out exactly the same way the poem in the comic starts out, though of course Weaver does his own thing after that.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:01 No.30517825
    >>30517785
    That reminds me, do people watch the episode and post here at the same time? I'd kinda like to see one of the threads while the episode's airing.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:02 No.30517850
    >>30517685
    And then Lyra was straight.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:02 No.30517852
    >>30517764

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZMF2kI6GA
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:02 No.30517854
    >>30517820
    ... i kinda bawed
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:02 No.30517858
    >>30517825
    Yes. We usually get through 2 or 3 threads while the episode is airing then we move super-fast for the next 10 hours or so.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:02 No.30517870
    >>30517825
    We do. And it's fucking crazy.
    The pilot episodes, we accumulated a good two or three 800-1000 post threads within the first hour or so.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:02 No.30517875
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    >>30517820
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:03 No.30517891
    >>30517850
    I always believe she was bi
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:03 No.30517902
    >>30517709
    Nice to see a comic by Weaver that DOESN'T make me want to tear my eyes out.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:04 No.30517912
    >>30517858
    >>30517870
    Jesus fuck I am so going to be here.

    What do the posts mainly consist of, anyways?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:04 No.30517919
    >>30517891

    Well you are wrong.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:04 No.30517930
    >>30517858
    >>30517825
    For me, that's when threads are the most fun. It's like a roller-coaster ride of watching everyone's expectations and reactions.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:04 No.30517932
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    >>30517616
    I am boundlessly energetic, sometimes obnoxious, my friends often don't understand it, but they're cool about it because they figure that's just how I roll. Also a little insecure.

    I wish I could take it easier and be a little more centered as an individual. Learn to find time for myself and maybe a mentor or someone to look up to.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:04 No.30517936
    >>30517902
    Whatev Whatev Batman Forever. Weaver Always Makes The Best Comics.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:04 No.30517938
    >>30517825
    Episode 5 - arch.413chan.net/co21163417.html
    Episode 6 - arch.413chan.net/co21317001.html
    Episode 7 - arch.413chan.net/co21464798.html
    Episode 8 - arch.413chan.net/co21623781.html
    Episdoe 9 - arch.413chan.net/co21797225.html
    Episode 10 - arch.413chan.net/co21964035.html
    Episode 11 - arch.413chan.net/co22135138.html
    Episode 12 - arch.413chan.net/co22439901.html
    Episode 13 - arch.413chan.net/co22992939.html
    Episode 14 - arch.413chan.net/co23183721.html
    Episdoe 15 - arch.413chan.net/co23383886.html
    Episode 16 - arch.413chan.net/co23587721.html
    Episode 17 - arch.413chan.net/co23798408.html
    Episode 18 - arch.413chan.net/co24002498.html
    Episode 19 - arch.413chan.net/co24198576.html
    Episode 20 - arch.413chan.net/co24389043.html
    Episode 21 - arch.413chan.net/co24565354.html
    Episode 22 - arch.413chan.net/co24950422.html
    Episode 23 - arch.413chan.net/co25137987.html
    Episode 24 - arch.413chan.net/co25328742.html
    Episode 25 - arch.413chan.net/co25494720.html
    Episode 26 - arch.413chan.net/co25694457.html
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:05 No.30517945
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    >That feel when the steady stream of Scratch art that has been going for a couple months is slowing down
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:05 No.30517963
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    >>30517891

    She's only one type of bi, and not the kind you're thinking of
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:06 No.30517964
    >>30517945
    Request more to JJ he love Scratch and Octavia.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:06 No.30517974
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    >>30517709
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:06 No.30517983
    >>30517963
    Holy crap, pony legs do NOT bend that way!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:07 No.30518002
    >>30517912
    It varies from person to person. Sometimes they're peanut-gallery comments about the events of the episode, sometimes they're more of a "DID YOU SEE THAT?" attitude. It's very rare to see posts more than a few words long outside of commercial breaks, and it's more like "popcorn" posting, with some people going so far as pre-loading captchas.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:07 No.30518004
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    How dissappointed will you be when you die and when you go to Equestria you become an earth pony?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:07 No.30518011
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    >>30517963
    there is 1 thing wrong with that picture
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:07 No.30518017
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    It's weird being dumb but people still tell you you're smart
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:07 No.30518019
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:08 No.30518025
    >>30517919
    >>30517891
    You're both wrong. She's neither
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:08 No.30518028
    >>30518004
    I'd be hella surprised that there's an afterlife such that I wouldn't care.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:08 No.30518033
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    >>30517936
    I know...


    The thing with Weaver is that a lot of his comics imply a lot of stuff that affect me in a similar way as if someone started to scratch a chalk board right next to my ear.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:08 No.30518040
    >>30518017
    Oh god, I know that feel dot jay peg.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:08 No.30518043
    >>30518004

    I won't.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:09 No.30518048
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    >>30518004
    Very, because I won't have hands anymore.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:09 No.30518050
    >>30518004
    how pretty am I

    this is important
    >> Failart Wecomic Person 10/13/11(Thu)00:09 No.30518056
    >>30517875
    >Talent
    I am most like Trixy.
    I wish I was like Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:09 No.30518062
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    >>30518019
    The things in the show are just as real as the things in the fanfics.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:09 No.30518066
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    >>30518004

    >Implying i will give a fuck

    Retard detected.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:09 No.30518068
    >>30517938
    Oh shit. I gotta go read all these reactions now.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:10 No.30518072
    >>30518004
    I wouldn't have any memory of my previous life so it wouldn't matter.

    I'd still envy pegasus and unicorns though
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:10 No.30518073
    >>30518004
    I'd figure out what comes after equestria...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:10 No.30518075
    >>30517938
    Jesus the beginning of the threads are like a countdown and then once the episode hits it's like a rocket going faster than the jizz out of my dick.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:10 No.30518079
    Holy shit my internet sucks right now. Don't know if I wanna stream again because of it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:10 No.30518091
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    >>30517616

    Sometimes I wish I didn't spend all my time studying and learning facts, and be able to get out there, be active, and be awesome.
    I blame my weak body for the chances I never had.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:10 No.30518093
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    This picture would be cuter if it wasn't from that Futashy thing.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:11 No.30518103
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    >>30518075
    Wat
    >> Fluffy !BUTTS/Ojd2 10/13/11(Thu)00:11 No.30518116
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    >>30518079
    I love that feel! I can't even remember how many times my internet crapped out during a stream.
    I'm almost afraid of streaming this Saturday...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:11 No.30518121
    >>30518079
    Is it your internet? Is 4chan being slow for anyone else? It's being incredibly slow for me.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:12 No.30518128
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    >>30518004

    I don't see how that will stop me from having hot marshmellow pony sex.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:12 No.30518141
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    >>30518017
    >>30518040
    That's called being of average intelligence but having so little self esteem that people take pity on you and try and cheer you up with compliments.

    Just saying.
    >> RustyDooks 10/13/11(Thu)00:13 No.30518156
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    Viking Pie, by Rose, colored!

    >>30518079
    I know that feel so much it hurts.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:14 No.30518197
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:15 No.30518205
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    >>30518156
    >mi cara cuando mi internet tmb esta de la verga y no me deja ver streams
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:15 No.30518214
    >>30518156

    Hhahahahhaa! Gracias wey esta bien chingon.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:15 No.30518216
    >>30518128
    Well you will have no genitals. This also applies to Unicorns and Pegasi as well.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:16 No.30518225
    We should get a sticky when the new episode airs.
    Pony haters are all asleep then anyways
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:16 No.30518229
    >>30518156

    ¿Porque su bigote es negro?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:16 No.30518244
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    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.30518247
    >>30518075
    You sure do have a way with words.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.30518249
    >>30518225
    That's not how it works here, dude. Maybe at like Ponychan or something, but not here.
    >> Mito !!qW68y32zPRx 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.30518255
    >>30518216
    shut up, Mito
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.30518258
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    >>30518216
    Then how will I ever get bornened?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.30518260
    >>30518091
    Studying and learning facts are the best way to get ahead in life. Many physical jobs still require a degree and having a career that relies solely on your physical ability such as athleticism require you to be the best goddamn athlete ever and that your life revolves around keeping in tip-top state.
    It's seriously not worth it unless it's the thing you want to do most in the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.30518269
    >>30518225
    We had a sticky thread once.
    It was awful.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.30518270
    >>30518255

    Shut up Mito.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.30518274
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    >>30518128
    >PInkie catches you staring at her tushie.
    >Look away real quick.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:18 No.30518286
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    >>30518244
    MFW im most like both
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:18 No.30518290
    Alright, so it is just 4chan being weird to me.

    So to stream or to do a few more pages for my tumblr?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:18 No.30518293
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    >>30518229
    es Pinkie Pie
    con barba de vikingo
    con un hacha
    dando un grito de guerra
    sobre un canguro
    y te preocupa su bigote?
    >> SB 10/13/11(Thu)00:18 No.30518297
    >>30518270
    Shut up, Mito!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:18 No.30518307
    >>30518290
    What's your tumblr?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:19 No.30518316
    >>30518297
    Shut the fuck up, Homestuck Expert
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:19 No.30518319
    >>30518290
    You'd better stream depending on what you're drawing

    Whatcha drawing?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:19 No.30518320
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    >>30518274
    >mfw some IRL bitches have catched me staring at them
    6th sense man i tell ya
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 10/13/11(Thu)00:19 No.30518321
    >>30518269
    it was cool but non-4chan+/4chanx fags had to complain.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:19 No.30518336
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    >>30518274
    >Pinkie catches you staring
    >Make intense and uncomfortable eye contact with her

    >>30518258
    Won't. But you'll get over it.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:19 No.30518339
    >>30518307
    http://thewanderernotes.tumblr.com/

    >>30518319
    It'll be a Philomina pic. Not sure on pose yet but that will be the subject.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:19 No.30518344
    Hey guys.

    Lunacage.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:19 No.30518348
    >>30518293

    Bueno es una foto perfecta si pero creo que su bigote deveria ser rosa como su pelo y cola.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:20 No.30518352
    >>30518339
    >pose

    Rising from the ashes?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:20 No.30518354
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    Looking back at the older thread, when the original episodes were playing...

    Gotta say, seems like these thread have become much worse.
    >> RustyDooks 10/13/11(Thu)00:20 No.30518360
    >>30518205
    mi cara es como tu cara, recientemente mi internet me odia y corta cada 5 minutos cada vez que veo un stream
    feelsbadman.jpg


    >>30518214
    No problem!

    >>30518229
    Porque asi se ve mas fashion.


    Also, any other color request before i go to sleep?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:20 No.30518363
    >>30518344
    Hey man.

    What?
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:20 No.30518364
    >>30518352
    You're talking to me here, it could be any type of pose really.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518369
    >>30518360
    I don't have a color request, But I would like it if you spoke English.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518374
    >>30518354
    It's the Generals, man.

    I don't really like them. I think they're bad for the fandom.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518376
    >>30518336

    Yes, I agree. She would make long, intense, and uncomfortable eye contact with you. Which I mean, she'd push her eyes against yours.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518380
    >>30518339
    I don't have a tumblr so I won't follow you but let it be known you've been bookmarked
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518382
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    >>30518360
    This one. please.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518394
    >>30518354
    Alert the media! Call the cops! Get a dog! Claim a pony waifu
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518401
    >>30518369
    No.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518402
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    >>30518360
    Pronto!

    You may need a reference
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:21 No.30518404
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    I'm not like any of the ponies.

    But if I could be more like a pony of my choosing, it would be a self insert OC because I don't want to be like any of those crazy bitches
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:22 No.30518408
    >>30518369
    Ami me gustaria que no fueras tan joto cabron.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:22 No.30518409
    >>30518376
    Have you ever rubbed eye jelly with a girl before? It's really cool.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:22 No.30518414
    >>30518401
    D-does that count?
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 10/13/11(Thu)00:22 No.30518415
    >>30518344
    this the new bedwetting fluttershy and vests
    just wait
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:22 No.30518420
    >>30518374
    >Giving x amount of fucks about the fandom, x being how aspie you are.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:22 No.30518423
    >>30518414
    Si.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:23 No.30518440
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    >>30518376
    >MFW
    >> Jailbait 10/13/11(Thu)00:23 No.30518446
    >>30518402
    >That feel when someone posts a picture you drew

    I AM SO HAPPY
    >> RustyDooks 10/13/11(Thu)00:23 No.30518447
    >>30518369
    Fair enough, if i have to post in spanish, i'll post under spoilers.

    >>30518402
    >>30518382
    Okey dokey, if i don't post them later at night, ask me tomorrow!

    Also post some references.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:24 No.30518454
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    >>30518260

    True true. Still, it's depressing sometimes when you have to ignore friends and family just to make sure you are actually learning what you are being taught because it affects the rest of your career. At my level of education, I feel like a monk ... I would love to do stuff, but there isn't enough time in the world.

    I should be happy, I should be absorbing knowledge.

    All I want to do is do something else and post ponies. Still need to work on getting priorities correct. [/spoilers]
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:24 No.30518459
    >>30518420
    So everyone who likes Fan-art is an aspie?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:24 No.30518460
    >>30518447
    !No seas joto!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518470
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    Do you think Equestria has any laws against rubbing filly unicorn horns?
    >> Jessy 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518473
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    >people posting pictures of themselves in previous thread
    >Nearly every person I see looks like someone I've seen at work
    What the shit
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518478
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    >>30518420
    All right, then, I'd really like to be able to talk about the show, the worldbuilding, and even the shipping without being forced to put up with posts like this >>30518274

    And with tripfags who never take off their trips.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518487
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    >>30518446
    >that feel when it's always Griffy
    I don't know what emotion to go for.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518490
    What if they made the Lion King, except with Dinosaurs?

    Like the Utahraptor King, or T-Rex King.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518491
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    >>30517397
    SORRY I'M LATE
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518494
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518498
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    >>30518447
    >ese sentimiento cuando cualquier otro lenguaje que no es ingles es discriminado...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:25 No.30518499
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    >>30518473
    I wanna see their ugly mugs.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:26 No.30518508
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    should I buy alicorn augments? I can only imagine how awesome my wingboner will be.
    >> Torso !!w9o+9ZLaFkL 10/13/11(Thu)00:26 No.30518519
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    >>30518447
    Oh fuck these kids are hard to find refs for
    >>30518446
    I fucking, love that pic and I'd love to make another NightmareHalloween request in the future from ya
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:26 No.30518525
    >>30518499
    Not mine sir. You will have nightmares for weeks.

    Or laugh, whichever one is better for you
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:27 No.30518538
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    >>30518470
    No. Though if you do it to hard, you might cause physical injury, which there are laws against.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:27 No.30518546
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    >>30518478
    >MFW when both those posts are me
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518556
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    >>30518454
    It gets easier eventually, once you finish studying and get a decent job it all picks up from there. Keep plugging away and it'll be done before you know it.
    >> Jessy 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518557
    >>30518499
    They didn't look bad at all, actually.
    >> RustyDooks 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518567
    >>30518460
    Pero ya ves como se pone Anon cuando algo no le gusta!
    Aparte lo pidio bien, al menos no me dijo "jesus fuck dooks stop speaking in moonspeak god damn spics ruin everything" como cierto individuo que postea aqui


    >>30518498
    No nos comprenden anon, simplementen no ;_ ;
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518568
    >>30518508
    >Typical "I never asked for this"

    Goddammit I liked the art, too
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518569
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    Hey guys, rate my new OC pony.

    Her name is Iris
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518574
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    >>30518557
    Impossible
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518582
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    >>30518490
    Shut up,
    Dino-Fag!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518584
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    >>30518508
    you will never stop looking
    >> Torso !!w9o+9ZLaFkL 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.30518589
    >>30518490
    The Utahraptor was a shitty dinosaur and his name sucks. The carnotaurs are cooler anyway.

    Also shut up dinofag
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:29 No.30518591
    >>30518363

    There was an unusually large amount of demand for a picture of a sad/confused Luna locked in a cage about two threads ago.

    Apparently it explains where Luna's been all season.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:29 No.30518613
    >>30518556

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Azz-6oT08c
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:29 No.30518615
    >>30518569
    I still don't understand why viruses look like little robots. It completely baffles me.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:29 No.30518616
    >>30518473
    Oh god i cant stop looking!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:30 No.30518621
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    what fruit do ponies like
    aside from apples
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:30 No.30518639
    >>30518615
    Magic.
    >> RustyDooks 10/13/11(Thu)00:30 No.30518651
    >>30518519
    Thank you!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:31 No.30518653
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    >>30518621
    Things that look like genitals
    >> Gray Blob !1fuckupmdM 10/13/11(Thu)00:31 No.30518654
    >>30518615
    it's a conspiracy

    A CONSPIRACY
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 10/13/11(Thu)00:31 No.30518661
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    Australia, explain yourself.
    >> Jessy 10/13/11(Thu)00:31 No.30518668
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    >>30518574
    Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:31 No.30518673
    >>30518621
    Oranges.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:31 No.30518674
    >>30518615
    Not all viruses, this is one specific type
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:32 No.30518682
    >>30518589
    >utahraptor
    >shitty
    you're a bitch nigga who needs his shit slapped
    carnatours are HURR GRRM DARK DEVIL HORNS shit dinosaurs
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:32 No.30518697
    >>30518478
    Is there anything left for world building? I can't do anything else on this net book, so I'd be willing to converse about that.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:32 No.30518699
    >>30518661
    Long story short, it's TWALAIT SPORKLE'S BALLEWN
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 10/13/11(Thu)00:32 No.30518701
    >>30518653
    /discussion
    >> Glitter Glue 10/13/11(Thu)00:32 No.30518708
    >>30517823
    They're song lyrics. Perhaps that's what you're thinking of?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:33 No.30518713
    >>30518661
    inflation. shipping. carbon tax
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:33 No.30518718
    Okay, someone deleted a pic of themselves in the last thread. WHO'S WAS IT?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:33 No.30518719
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    Why are these cartoon equines so pretty?
    >> Torso !!w9o+9ZLaFkL 10/13/11(Thu)00:33 No.30518726
    >>30518682
    It's okay to be wrong, but this isn't the time or place be explaining why the Utahraptor is a shit dinosaur worthy of Troodon tier.

    I WISH YOU'D UNDERSTAND THAT
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:33 No.30518727
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    >>30517582
    Rocky is pimp as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:33 No.30518734
    Hey guys, you know what's better than Lunacage?

    JUST FUCKING WAITING UNTIL HER EPISODE AND JUDGING HER CHARACTER THEN. FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.30518746
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    >>30518701
    you look like genitals
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.30518747
    >>30518727

    Tom taught his son well
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.30518751
    >>30518701
    Would be better than all this other crap we are discussing...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.30518757
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    >>30518661
    >Spike is more on-model than any of the ponies
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.30518760
    >>30518727
    here's how it goes:

    dan > rocky > tom
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.30518764
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    What if ponies are actually a split from dinosaurs, like birds?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.30518769
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    >>30518718
    Was it me
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.30518774
    >>30518718
    slywit
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.30518778
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    >>30518019

    This sort of thing makes me the sad.

    I teared up like a fag when I first saw this
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.30518781
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.30518788
    >>30518764
    what if your wife orbits my dick
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.30518796
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    >>30518719
    celestia is a pretty pony
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:36 No.30518805
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    >>30518661
    >>30518699
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:36 No.30518817
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    >>30518764
    What if all MLP ponies are made up of HIV viruses.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:36 No.30518818
    >>30518697
    Well, not much, but the new episodes gave us a time period to explore: Pre-Celestia Equestria.
    Inb4 we get called to go to Ponychan
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:36 No.30518825
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    >>30518778
    how are fans capable of drawing such heartbreaking pics?
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:36 No.30518833
    >>30518682
    >anything in the ocean at that time wasn't scarier than things on land
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon
    >anything in the ocean in current time isn't scarier than things on land
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulper_eel
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:37 No.30518837
    >>30518825
    Talent.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:37 No.30518838
    >>30518778
    whats the story on this one?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:37 No.30518846
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    >>30518796

    goodness! she's naked!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:37 No.30518858
    >>30518833
    >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulper_eel
    wtf someone vandalized that page, there a picture of Julia Roberts
    >> Jailbait 10/13/11(Thu)00:37 No.30518859
    >>30517333
    But they can feel the boiling pot you've put them in
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:37 No.30518865
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    >My face when this fandom has corrupted me

    When I fap to human, I eventually cum to the idea of having one of the mane cast forcing me to eat them out. I hate myself so much for being attracted to these stupid adorable cartoon equines.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:37 No.30518868
    >>30518833
    The ocean is fucking terrifying
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518881
    >>30518837
    i meant as in, do they tear their hearts apart in order to be able to draw that?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518888
    >>30518788
    But I'm not married!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518893
    >>30518838

    Some shit like hurr durr she is infertile!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518895
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    >>30518719
    Because in addition to already having an instinctual affinity for things with large eyes, you have a conditioned affinity for horses, cats, and dogs thanks to your culture that treats them as companion animals.

    It just so happens that ponies are horsecats with large eyes.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518897
    >>30518838
    Dash is banished from Equestria for being a traitor
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518900
    >>30518781
    Oh look it's THIS thing again.
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518902
    >>30518865
    At least you are somewhat descent to look at.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518905
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    >>30518833
    Megalodon's are high-octane nightmare fuel.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.30518907
    >>30518868
    specially the deep, barely explored bits
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:39 No.30518913
    >>30518865
    You are a furry now.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:39 No.30518921
    aw shit I missed the camwhore thread? butts
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:39 No.30518925
    Question: What's the general opinion of Ponychan?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:39 No.30518934
    >>30518865
    I honestly can't tell if you are serious or just looking for attention.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:40 No.30518943
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    >>30518788
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:40 No.30518945
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    >>30518846

    shake that plot, girl!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:40 No.30518947
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    >>30518925
    about this
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:40 No.30518962
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    >>30518833
    The gulper eel isn't so bad if you think of its wide-open mouth as smiling.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.30518968
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    >>30518865
    That's because you're a furfag.

    Wean yourself off with anthro, eventually going to 15%, 10%, humanized, and then to normal porn. You can change, anonymous!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.30518972
    >>30518925
    I have no strong opinions one way or the other
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.30518974
    >>30518943
    Im sure Pacce will love this.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.30518975
    >>30518943
    ...oh wow, I just realized the impact of using the word "orbit" in a post related to Celestia

    hmm
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.30518977
    >>30518881
    Inspiration maybe, some of the greatest works of art where born from tragedy. Lose, guilt, pain, suffering, state of the world. Lose of hope, of purpose can compel people to turn their emotions to paper and ink. How can you write of something if you have not experienced it first hand?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.30518980
    >>30518925
    Most of the people here also post there.

    As a whole, they attract many people with a variety of issues.

    As an individual board, /pony/ is best, but /art/ is close behind.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.30518994
    >>30518925
    they post on ponychan and we post on /co/ and never again need the two intertwine
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.30518999
    >>30518968
    Anthro is worst than pony.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.30519011
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    >>30518925
    Low traffic.
    Massive hug-boxing
    Underaged faggots.
    Oppressive mods
    Random bans for random lengths of time.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.30519013
    ey guys I need a bit of advice,
    I really want and/or need to make friends, but I'm going to be moving to my grandfather's property which is REALLY far from the nearest town, so it's going to be almost impossible for me to actually socialize until I get a job. Is there any way for me to make friends online that isn't creepy or pathetic? I want to at least learn how to talk to people normally, but making actual friends online wouldn't hurt either.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.30519017
    >>30518934

    Serious. Hate myself for it, like I said. I want to do sexual things to the mane 6. And I have no idea why.

    >>30518913

    Whelp. Time to kill myself.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.30519018
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    Nope, I don't get it.
    >> Torso !!w9o+9ZLaFkL 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.30519022
    >>30518962
    I'm partial to the Viperfish meself
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.30519023
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    >>30518968
    >wean someone off pony with anthro

    That's just going to make him more furry
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.30519026
    >>30519011
    >Ponychan
    >Low traffic
    lol
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:43 No.30519033
    >>30519013
    You could try befriending Terse
    >> Jailbait 10/13/11(Thu)00:43 No.30519034
    >>30519013
    >>>/adv/
    >> Torso !!w9o+9ZLaFkL 10/13/11(Thu)00:43 No.30519037
    >>30519018
    Dash is so short when she draws her.
    >> Applejack 10/13/11(Thu)00:43 No.30519039
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    Hey again, y'all.

    What the hay am I supposed ta do with this?

    x 8
    - + 2y = -
    5 5

    3x y 7
    -- + - = - --
    5 2 10

    Now I think I've figured out most of this substitution magic, but I just don't know what to do with these variables over numbers voodoo.

    My apologies if these equations don't format correctly.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:43 No.30519045
    >>30518925
    I met a guy at last year's Blizzcon and saw a picture of him here like two months ago with a Derpy plushie.

    I went there once to see if it was actually him. Mission accomplished, I came back as fast as I could. Never went back. Like some dangerous undercover work to find your target.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:43 No.30519050
    /v/ here

    www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html

    and you ponyfuckers had better explain this shit RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519057
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    HEY EVEVRYONE, HAVE SOME APPLE.MOV GIFS!
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519058
    >>30519013
    Find friends IRL, explain situation to them, ask if they can stay in touch with the wide variety of venues of communication, skype, steam for real time, e-mail for basic. if not, you can use postal service to keep in touch.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519059
    >>30518968
    >Try and wean self off
    >Get stuck on anthro

    COLD TURKEY

    NO EXCEPTIONS
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519063
    Does anyone ever look down at their stomach and think "Well, it would be normal to have a rounded belly if I were a pony"?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519066
    >>30518897
    >hurp durp durp
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519076
    >>30519050

    Deal with it nerd.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519078
    >>30519034
    /adv/ is creepy, nothing but people with girl questions
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519079
    >>30519018
    The joke is that Powergirl has giant tits and Rainbow Dash is flat-chested.
    >> Rose 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.30519082
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    from earlier
    socks are weird, what the hell you guys
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519084
    >>30519050
    WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? PEOPLE WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT THIS SHOW?! I REALLY NEED TO GET IN ON THIS SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519087
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    So what if Discord had a cutie mark
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519090
    >>30519050
    Don't look at me. I think that shit is the cancer and tell everyone who enjoys it to kill themselves every time it's discussed.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519091
    >>30519039
    I can't fucking read this. Math was the only subject I had a D in. I can tell you all about astronomy but damn you if you ask me about the math behind it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519094
    Twilight: Bimboification
    Fluttershy: Beast + Non-con
    Rainbow Dash: CBT
    Rarity: S/M
    Pinkie Pie: Vore
    Applejack: Incest
    Lyra and Bonbon: Ponyplay
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519101
    >>30519063
    Never, my belly is far to large to be considered appealing or the norm in any fashion of the meaning
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519103
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    >>30519057

    AND ANOTHER!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519104
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    He will never kiss her.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519108
    >>30519013
    Don't waste your time finding friends. Get a girlfriend, that's all you need.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519110
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    >>30519050
    Why are you going on a pony website if you hate ponies /v/?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519113
    >>30519045

    Are you going to Blizzcon this year?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519114
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    >>30519057
    Thank you kind anon. Any more?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.30519116
    >>30519058
    Unfortunately, I have no friends in real life yet
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519119
    >>30519082
    rose are you going to draw grumpy gus
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519120
    >>30519050
    >www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html

    *Shrug*
    Looks like a fanfiction to me, bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519130
    >>30519078
    There is some pretty fucked up shit on >>>/adv/
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519133
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    >>30518760
    It was true love for Dan. How could Rarity just throw him out like that?
    ;_;
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519137
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    >>30519103
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519139
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    >>30519082

    socks aren't weird...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519142
    >>30519094
    >Twilight: Bimboification
    This is a terrible fetish and you should feel terrible
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519143
    >>30519050
    Pretty much every one here agrees that EqD and all of its top-rated fanfics are shitty. Don't blame us
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519146
    >>30519063
    I look down at my stomach and go

    >What the fuck, it's bulging again. I'm only 120 pounds.

    before straightening my posture. Fucking lordosis.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519150
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    >>30519113
    Fuck yes I am. Fly out Wednesday.
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519152
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    >>30518865
    Two things, dude:

    1) Nobody wants or needs to know what you jerk off to.

    2) You're free to fap to cartoon ponies as long as you understand that they are not real, and you would never fuck a pony in real life. There's a world of difference between somebody who gets aroused by artwork of an anthropomorphic creature and somebody who wants to fuck a horse.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519153
    So, where would I go if I wanted to question why the hell I was in this fandom to begin with? I kind of feel like I've lost all reason to keep liking ponies and instead just start hating as hard as I used to.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.30519159
    >>30519108
    >Implying girlfriends are just inferior friends.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:47 No.30519167
    >>30518746
    >brain-freeze
    >> Rose 10/13/11(Thu)00:47 No.30519168
    >>30519119
    Alright, ok. I'll go do that now
    >> Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 10/13/11(Thu)00:47 No.30519174
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    I'm a little late to the party but FUCK Y'ALL I DO WAT I WANT!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:47 No.30519176
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    >>30519103
    >>30519114

    HERE YA GO!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:47 No.30519185
    >>30519103
    YES

    I needed this
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.30519188
    >>30519116
    I can't help you in that area. I found a true friend from undoing his vandalism on a wiki two years ago. Now I would die for him.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.30519189
    >>30519108
    Um, no offense but if I'm in a situation where I can't make normal friends how am I going to get a girlfriend
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.30519192
    >>30519168
    That was a question, not a demand, but ok!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.30519197
    >>30519037
    Apparently people like playing on the idea of the spunky one being the shortest of the bunch.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.30519203
    >>30519168
    Take my pens, Rose! Make this Grumpy Gus horrifying!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.30519208
    >>30519150

    We should meet and fuck, also give me your blizzconpet!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.30519214
    >>30519153
    Just... stop liking them?

    I don't understand the question.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:49 No.30519220
    >>30519188
    lolwut
    I've worked on Wikipedia for years so I gotta say that is a hilarious start to a friendship

    what page was it if I may ask?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:49 No.30519230
    >>30519189
    >get a job
    >forced interactions with others
    >theres bound to be at least one nice person where you work
    >become bros
    >GAY SEX
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:49 No.30519235
    >>30519104
    he did in this shitty little fic
    >http://duplexfields.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d3djvjn
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)00:49 No.30519240
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    >>30519185
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:49 No.30519250
    GIF POSTING GUY, HERE.

    I'M COMPRESSING THE REST OF MY GIFS FROM APPLE.MOV DOWN TO A MORE REASONABLE FILE SIZE.

    BRB!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.30519251
    >>30519094
    I'm pretty sure Twilight would be more interested in Chess.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.30519260
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    >>30519208
    I don't play WoW anymore so sure. $150
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.30519261
    >>30519168
    Rose, have you drawn Mr. Breezy?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.30519267
    >>30519079
    Are you sure? In that case it was a pretty lame joke.
    I just now noticed Batman Gilda on Dash too.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.30519270
    >>30519230
    I do plan on getting a job, but even then it's going to be a long commute from it to my house so I'm not going to get a chance to socialize other than possibly with my coworkers
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:51 No.30519288
    >>30519189
    Easy dude just find females and ask them if they want to go out with you. Try your work/school/the local park or online if you get desperate.
    >> Torso !!w9o+9ZLaFkL 10/13/11(Thu)00:51 No.30519292
    >>30519197
    Well she definitely fits the bill as spunky.

    If they shrank her character model a little for season 2 would you be okay with it?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:51 No.30519294
    >>30519142
    It's not my fetish. In fact, I only have any interest in one of those fetishes listed.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:51 No.30519300
    >>30519018
    i love this because futashy is trying to shake off the shoe
    reminds me of kitten mittens
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:51 No.30519302
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    I wonder how ponies would react if they were to talk into a store and the shelves were lined with candied human semen
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:51 No.30519307
    >>30519260
    Im not going this year, feels bad i could meet a normal ponyfag...I cant take the pet out of your hands!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:51 No.30519313
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    >>30519292
    >> Rose 10/13/11(Thu)00:52 No.30519318
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    >>30519261
    It wasn't very good when I did, I need to try again
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/ 10/13/11(Thu)00:52 No.30519320
    >>30519261
    Based on what I've seen so far, maybe, six people total have drawn him

    So odds are good she hasn't.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:52 No.30519331
    >>30519094
    >CBT
    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    http://efukt.com/20895_The_Dangers_Of_CBT.html
    FUCKING
    NO
    >> Applejack 10/13/11(Thu)00:52 No.30519332
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    >>30519039
    >>30519091
    Since that didn't format right, lets try this.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:52 No.30519333
    >>30519307
    I should say CAN.
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/ 10/13/11(Thu)00:52 No.30519339
    >>30519318
    Oh! Make that seven!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:52 No.30519347
    >>30519320
    u jus got 4ken wrekd in th as llo
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:53 No.30519363
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    Need some Dash wallpapers
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/13/11(Thu)00:54 No.30519378
    >>30519347
    помилование?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:54 No.30519386
    >>30519320
    Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.30519405
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    >>30519363
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.30519412
    >>30519300
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34E7x7x62lM

    I love It's always sunny
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.30519413
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    >>30519378
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.30519418
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.30519421
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    guys, you know that feel right

    when you're not a furry, but a pony is just so beautiful that you would hug them without a second thought
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.30519422
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    >>30519405
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.30519425
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    >>30519261
    >>30519318
    >>30519320
    >>30519339
    >notice Mr. Breezy be talked about
    >staring at this paper for Philomina pose ideas
    >suddenly picture Mr. Breezy
    >see fans
    >start to smile
    Oh I think I've got a new subject.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:56 No.30519432
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    >>30519363
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:56 No.30519435
    NEXT THREAD DEDICATED TO WALLPAPERS,
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:56 No.30519442
    >>30519103
    Can anyone make this into a TF2 spray?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:56 No.30519446
    >>30519435
    please no
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:56 No.30519448
    >>30519090
    >I don't understand why you waste your time drawing pictures of ponies when you could be making original art
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:56 No.30519450
    >>30519332
    x = -2
    y = 1
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:57 No.30519451
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    >>30519421
    Man I'd do that all night long
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:57 No.30519457
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    >>30519320
    you want breezy pics?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:57 No.30519458
    >>30519425
    Are you going to ponify the shaq?
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/13/11(Thu)00:57 No.30519460
    >>30519413
    I like it!
    >>30519425
    Body status:ready
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/13/11(Thu)00:57 No.30519471
    >>30519425
    ...I'm preemptively horrified.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:58 No.30519475
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    >>30519432
    Oh god it's so jaggy
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 10/13/11(Thu)00:58 No.30519484
    >>30519457
    Yessir! He's cool looking!
    >> Applejack 10/13/11(Thu)00:58 No.30519490
    >>30519450
    I'm not askn' fer the answer, smartass.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:59 No.30519501
    >>30519332
    Multiply the top by -3
    Add both equations together
    Solve for y
    Plug in y for one of those equations and then solve for x

    Eeyup.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:59 No.30519507
    >>30519490
    what you want whole procedure?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:59 No.30519512
    >>30519475
    >>30519432
    wallpapers like this are fucking horrible
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:59 No.30519518
    >>30519450
    i'm so terrible at math!!! i just got 3
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:00 No.30519539
    >>30519484
    there's only 5 pics of him on ponibooru. You said you've seen 7 artists draw him. Post the rest!
    >> Applejack 10/13/11(Thu)01:00 No.30519540
    >>30519507
    Teach a pony ta fish, et cetera...
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/13/11(Thu)01:00 No.30519541
    >>30519332
    Take the top equation, and multiply it by five, giving you x+10y=8.

    This leads to x=8-10y, so plug that into every x in the second equation and simplify that bitch.
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)01:01 No.30519551
    >>30519220
    It was not Wikipedia, it was a wiki for Kongregates chat room I used to be active in, AAA. Back then I was semi active in the social aspect, and maintained a list of regulars whom posted most there. This guy suddenly changed the entire list and all of the content for the article and made it impossible for a normal user to revert it back. So, I hand edited a previous incarnation and fixed all the errors that took up a few dozen pages, basically rewriting the article. After that, we talked, I being irate but cooled down and loled at his antics over time. As time went on, we came together more closely when we shared a common hatred for other users whom where annoying, one being a 13 year old paki from Britain. After a few months, and much drama in this chat, he started using steam, and we drifted apart, I staying the the room and he playing Valve titles. Then I bought a package and started playing him him again. After that is basically a series of interactions influenced by IRL events, happenings with 4chan, and the lessening interest of the room we started off in.

    Now, two years latter, he excels in Linus OSing, computer programming, able to maintenance and pay for a server, all that good stuff I love and respect about him. We also come to each other in times of personal hardship, sharing in powerful things in our life's, We're there for each other, and I would not trade it for anything in the world. He's the only good thing I have ever had that comes to relationships not family, although I consider him a brother at this point.
    >> New Thread Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:02 No.30519575
    >>30519564
    >>30519564
    >>30519564
    >>30519564
    >>30519564
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:03 No.30519610
    Did 4chan derp again
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:09 No.30519771
    >>30519174
    didn't they call him a Draconoclis or something like that? Very first scene with Cheerilee.
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 10/13/11(Thu)01:09 No.30519778
    >>30519610
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:10 No.30519797
    I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF PONYQUEST!

    CELESTIA BE PRAISED!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:11 No.30519825
    >>30519797
    Alex? Is that you?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:13 No.30519854
    >>30519797

    >Praising Celestia

    >Not DA EMPRAH!

    Nigga, you just went full heretic
    >> Applejack 10/13/11(Thu)01:13 No.30519870
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    >>30519541
    I still ain't entirely clear on this.
    >> Monochromatic !sBetaRZjoM 10/13/11(Thu)01:14 No.30519897
    >>30519771
    yeah, but I have no clue how to spell it.

    fuck the system
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)01:17 No.30519944
    >>30519612
    >>30519574
    >>30519483
    >>30519464
    >>30519444
    >>30519430
    >>30519410
    >>30519353
    >>30519342
    >>30519319

    You consider asking for a stronger weapon, but realize that if Celestia is concerned with you carrying a straight razor, it would probably be best not to. You do, however, ask if she might have a shield available. She tells you that she should, and sends a guard to retrieve it. Twilight asks you why you need a shield, and you remind her that while unicorns have magic, pegasi have flight, and earth ponies have incredible strength... you don't really have anything. The guard returns with the shield, and offers it to you. It's about two feet in diameter and very intricate, and she tells you that it should offer sufficient protection.

    You ask her if she knows of any spells that may interfere with Britson's magic, and she tells you that she has already considered this and is keeping her senses alert for any sign of him. You nod, and tell her that you'll retrieve the supplies as soon as possible, before leaving.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:19 No.30519982
    >>30519944

    Ask for another shield

    Turtlemode up in this bitch.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/13/11(Thu)01:19 No.30519989
    >>30519771
    >>30519897
    Draconequus
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:19 No.30519992
    >>30519944
    Let's go get that unnamed item. Ask Rarity if she knows where we can get the gem and return the one she gave us when we were hunting Mr. Hate.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:20 No.30520005
    >>30519982
    She's been generous enough, let's not bother the godhorse.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:22 No.30520058
    >>30520005

    I vote that we bother the godhorse. We're getting all this shit for her, I'm sure she can let us indulge on our dreams of being a turtle.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)01:23 No.30520065
    >>30519992

    While making your way back into Canterlot, you ask Rarity if she knows where you might find such a gem. She tells you that they dealt with a dragon somewhat recently (Dragonshy), and that as far as she knows, all of the riches he had gathered are... are still in his cav... his cave. You notice by the look in her eyes, and by her speech, that she hasn't considered this until now. You decide to go there after retrieving the unnamed item.

    As you walk through the town, you notice the stares you're receiving, and quickly duck into an alley. The ponies follow you and ask what you're doing, and you manage to stow away your shield on your back, under your trench coat. You all exit the alley, and continue, Twilight in the lead.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:23 No.30520082
    >>30520058

    It's really up to P.Q., but I agree one huge shield is not the same as two shields.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:25 No.30520125
    >>30520065
    To the market district!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:27 No.30520169
    >>30520065

    Take the shortest route there, even if it means cutting through lots of shady alleyways.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)01:32 No.30520287
    >>30520125
    >>30520169

    You suggest to Twilight that you take the quickest route possible, but she tells you that she isn't all that familiar with the market district, and that it would be best to stick to the roads. You eventually reach the district, and notice that it's obviously the seedy portion of Canterlot. She looks at the note written by Celestia again, and makes her way into an alley, and you follow. She knocks on a door, and a panel at the top slides open. You see two eyes, and then hear a voice say "you're here to pick up the delivery, right?" You look to Twilight, who shrugs, and answer yes. "Alright then, what's the password?"
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:33 No.30520324
    >>30520287
    The note has the password, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:33 No.30520325
    >>30520287

    The password is "Dat plot"
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:34 No.30520350
    >>30520287

    Password is "1-2-3-4-5"
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:34 No.30520351
    >>30520324
    And if there isn't one, maybe knowing that there isn't a password is the password?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:34 No.30520366
    >>30520287

    Is it plutonium
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)01:41 No.30520504
    >>30520324
    >>30520325
    >>30520350
    >>30520351
    >>30520366

    You look to Twilight, and ask if a password was included on the note. She shakes her head, and you look back to the piercing gaze behind the door. You shrug internally, and say "there is no password." The window slides shut, and you're about to give up and walk away, when suddenly the door opens, revealing an older unicorn wearing a sweater vest. "Sorry," he says, "it's just hard to trust people nowadays. Here, get this to her right away, it sounded urgent." He points to a small parcel with his hoof, and you reach in and grab it. He says goodbye, and closes the door.

    One item down!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:42 No.30520544
    >>30520287

    I say we make a quick return to Celestia and drop it off with her so we don't end up losing it while getting the other things.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:42 No.30520553
    >>30520504

    Go take it back to celestia.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:43 No.30520570
    >>30520504
    let's go ahead and return the item first. If it is important enough to warrant this level of secrecy in her own city then a bumblefuck like us shouldn't hold onto it for longer than necessary.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:48 No.30520721
    >>30520504

    Did the letter say not to look at it?

    I say we open it up and see what it is, or at least ask Celestia.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:49 No.30520745
    >>30520721
    You are going to get us banished.

    Let's not listen to you.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)01:50 No.30520752
    >>30520544
    >>30520553
    >>30520570

    You make your way back to the palace, and are greeted by a guard out front. He offers to take the package to Celestia for you, but you refuse, stating that you would rather return it yourself. He persists, telling you that you have other tasks you should be seeing to, when suddenly you notice Celestia exiting the palace. He turns around, takes notice of her, and suddenly takes off running.

    You disregard the obvious imposter for now, and give her the parcel. She gazes in the direction that the guard ran off in, and tells you not to worry about him. She thanks you for retrieving it for her, and asks you to hurry to retrieve the others. You nod, and leave Canterlot, keeping your eyes peeled for any other potential foes.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:50 No.30520768
    >>30520721

    It's a Human Suit
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:52 No.30520801
    >>30520752

    Hmm, get the gem first. Ask Fluttershy if she wants to stay at the base of the mountain if she's too afraid of heights.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:52 No.30520809
    >>30520752

    Ask Fluttershy if we can extract the joak without being effected.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:52 No.30520821
    >>30520752
    Oh shit son, we are defiantly playing for keeps now.

    Let's go ahead and take our shield out once we get out of the city. We should also keep our hand in the pocket that contains the razor.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:54 No.30520846
    >>30520821

    Keep it on the back. That way it'll be in position and we can get on all fours in turtlemode if things get hairy..
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:57 No.30520900
    >>30520846
    But then we can't use it as a weapon. With the ponies around I think it would be best if we bashed things into submission instead of cutting them up.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)01:58 No.30520925
    >>30520801
    >>30520809
    >>30520821
    >>30520846

    Leaving the shield on your back, you stuff your hand into your pocket, grasping your straight razor. You look to Fluttershy and ask if she would like to stay at the base of the mountain when you arrive, but she tells you that she's already faced it once, and she feels confident to face it again. You ask her if she might know of a way to safely procure the poison joak after getting the gem, and she tells you she's not sure.

    You make it to the base of the mountain, and begin your climb.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:58 No.30520929
    >>30520900

    I think you don't get the whole point of turtlemode.

    You're supposed to turtle your enemies into submission. It's pretty self-explanatory.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:59 No.30520939
    >>30520900

    Blunt blows that crack bones vs slices that cause blood to spurt all over the place. I like these choices.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:59 No.30520943
    >>30520821
    Forget the razor, idiot. The shield is a far more effective weapon. Razors are for killing people BEFORE they know they're in a fight, not during one. Fighting with a razor is a good way to get yourself killed.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:00 No.30520952
    >>30520925
    Let's climb the mountain.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:00 No.30520972
    >>30520925

    Before we get too far, don't we have a balloon that can just lift us to the top of the mountain?

    I mean, I hate to sequence break like this, but frankly I thought it was pretty stupid that they didn't use it in Dragonshy and it's stupid if we don't use it here.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:01 No.30520992
    >>30520972
    Winds around a mountain can be pretty treacherous.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)02:02 No.30521012
    >>30520972

    God damn it that is a really good point.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:04 No.30521050
    >>30520972

    Our fat ass needs the exercise.

    Besides, being intelligent means less shenanigans. I vote that we climb. After all, what could POSSIBLY happen?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:05 No.30521077
    >>30521050
    I know right? it's not like ANOTHER dragon could have possibly moved into the old dragon's cave.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)02:05 No.30521082
    >>30520992

    Then again, this is too. You ask Twilight if there might not be an easier and faster way to the top of the mountain, and she tells you that there is the hot air balloon, but the wind at the top would be too much for it to handle. You continue climbing, and are almost to the top, when you start to hear voices. Gruff, male voices, that seem somehow familiar. Realizing that the razor probably won't help amongst multiple enemies, you take out your shield, and slowly make your way to the opening of the cave.

    You peer inside, and notice that most of the riches are gone, and inside are... the Diamond Dogs!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:07 No.30521108
    >>30521082

    Bang a loose rock against the shield while making loud noises. Being animals of low intelligence, they will probably get scared and run away.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:07 No.30521116
    >>30521082
    "Sup Dawgs?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:09 No.30521166
    >>30521082

    Activate turtle mode and slowly crawl towards them.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)02:16 No.30521327
    >>30521108
    >>30521116
    >>30521166

    Ushering the ponies behind you, you grab a rock, and bang it against the shield a few times. They look over towards the opening, and slowly make their way over, investigating the noises. For some reason, you crouch down and cover yourself with the shield, and slowly crawl into the cave. The Diamond Dogs stop, and one steps forward and asks who you are and what you think you're doing. You stand up and say "sup, dawgs?" They don't seem to understand.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:18 No.30521389
    >>30521327

    I suggest a tacticool retreat. Maybe we can harvest that poison joak while they're foraging for shit. I doubt they'll be able to carry everything back, and a gem like that probably blends into the rest.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:19 No.30521405
    >>30521327
    Tell them we are looking for a gem of a specific size. Ask if they have one matching the description we can keep.

    I can't remember the size of the gem we are looking for.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:20 No.30521419
    >>30521327

    How big are the dogs in relation to humans? If we're taller, I suggest banging our fists on our chests and screaming, "I AM MAN! LOOK UPON AND DESPAIR COWARDS!"
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:20 No.30521421
    >>30521389
    They're called diamond dogs for a reason.

    Plus, we have our secret weapon: Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:21 No.30521441
    >>30521419
    I think we maybe have half a foot on them if we are 6'0.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:21 No.30521444
    >>30521327

    Bark bark bow wow chewy?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:22 No.30521478
    >>30521421

    Issue them an ultimatum: Leave now or the white marshmallow will start making the shrill noises.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)02:24 No.30521501
    >>30521389
    >>30521405
    >>30521419
    >>30521421

    You estimate the tallest of their group to be roughly five feet tall, and the other two to be roughly four feet tall. You stand up straight, puff out your chest, and declare "I am man. I demand that you give me a large gemstone." They look at you strangely, and ask why you think they would ever give you one of their gems. You look outside, and motion for Rarity to come inside. Upon seeing her, they all three step back.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:25 No.30521535
    >>30521501
    Ask for a gemstone that fits the description of the one we have been sent to find.

    Be perfectly polite and smile, showing our teeth.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:25 No.30521541
    >>30521501

    Tell them we only want one gem and we'll leave, the rest of it is theirs. If they don't let us pick out the gem, the whining will start.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)02:32 No.30521681
    >>30521535
    >>30521541

    You tell them that you only need one gemstone, about eight inches in diameter, and that you'll ask the "noisy marshmallow" to leave if they agree. You can tell by the look in Rarity's eyes that she intends to give you an earfull for your comment later, but they agree, and she leaves with a "hmph," her nose up in the air.

    You make your way over to the pile, keeping your eyes on the dogs the entire time, and eventually find a gemstone that is satisfactory. You thank them, and leave, reuniting with the ponies outside. Two items down!
    >> Aztec Falcon !yKMuxUXg6k 10/13/11(Thu)02:32 No.30521696
    >>30521541
    "It gives us the gem, or it gets the whining."
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:33 No.30521721
    >>30521681

    Time to get poison joak!

    We should probably see if we have a satchel and anything we can use as jokes. We have a razor, so harvesting it shouldn't be that difficult.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:34 No.30521733
    >>30521681
    Apologize for the marshmallow comment and tell her that's another favor we owe her.

    We are going to be paying off our debts to her until we are old and grey, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:34 No.30521745
    >>30521681

    Ask Zecora about collecting poison joak.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:34 No.30521746
    >>30521721
    Zecora probably knows.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:36 No.30521772
    >>30521721

    >jokes

    Protection, fuck. I'm getting tired.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:36 No.30521790
    Yeah, stopping by Zecora's seems like the best plan. Twilight'd probably have something about it in her library somewhere, butseems a bit silly to spend time digging it out when we've got a herbalist waiting near the collection site that could probably tell us without checking.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)02:38 No.30521825
    >>30521721
    >>30521733
    >>30521745
    >>30521746

    After apologizing for the "noisy marshmallow" comment, you suggest to Twilight that talking to Zecora about harvesting the poison joak would probably be beneficial. You make your way back down the mountain, although Rarity seems reluctant to leave what little riches are left behind. You once again maneuver the shield around onto your back, under your coat, and make your way into the Everfree Forest. You spot a few patches of poison joak, but with nothing to hold it in right now, you merely make a mental note of its location.

    You make it to Zecora's hut, and knock on the door, but there is no answer. She must not be home right now.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:40 No.30521868
    >>30521825

    Fuck it. Go collect the joak and deal with what happens.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:40 No.30521875
    >>30521825
    Ask them if they know what time she might be back.

    Is this you telling us to do it ourselves?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:41 No.30521894
    >>30521825

    Break the door down, she's obviously in danger.

    At least look in the window.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:42 No.30521930
    >>30521825

    Say fuck it and harvest it yourself. It's easy enough to cure anyways, and it'll be interesting to see how it works on us.

    In fact, find a clump of it, rip it out of the ground, and eat a bit. Be alpha as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:43 No.30521953
    >>30521930
    And then our head turned into a balloon and we died.

    Game Over.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:46 No.30522023
    >>30521953

    It's not cruel like that.

    I say we do it. The candle that burns half as long burns twice as bright.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:46 No.30522027
    >>30521930
    The plant is obviously sentient, ripping it up eating it with arrogance will probably have it really fuck you over
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:46 No.30522036
    Let's head back to Twilight's, get a sack and any other protective gear and leave here there to research the extraction process while we go collect some.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)02:47 No.30522038
    >>30521868
    >>30521875
    >>30521894
    >>30521930

    You briefly consider harvesting it yourself, consequences be damned, but push these thoughts out of your mind. Despite how easy it is to cure, you are on a bit of a tight schedule, and you should not take any unnecessary risks. On a whim, you peak through the window, and notice that Zecora is indeed home, but seems to be singing. You return to the door and knock harder, and she opens it a few seconds later.

    "I apologize, ponies, for I was grooving. Now what, exactly, do you need help doing?"
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:49 No.30522083
    >>30522038
    Tell her we need some extract of poison joke.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:49 No.30522087
    >>30522038

    We need to safely collect poison joak.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:50 No.30522108
    >>30522038

    Hey, got any spare poison joak? We kind of need some to save the world.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)02:55 No.30522211
    >>30522083
    >>30522087
    >>30522108

    You tell her that you need extract of poison joak, and ask if she has any. She tells you no, but if you can retrieve some raw poison joak for her, she can go through the extraction process for you. You ask if she knows a safe way to retrieve it, and she heads back inside for a moment, before coming back with a jar. She tells you to cut it with something, then scoop it up into the jar, while being careful not to touch it. You ask why Twilight couldn't levitate it into the jar, and she tells you that poison joak is impervious to magic.

    You thank her, and make your way back to one of the patches. You crouch down, pull out your razor, and cut a piece free. You lean in, carefully scooping it up, when Pinkie Pie sneaks up behind you and startles you by saying "don't forget to be careful!" It comes extremely close to brushing against your skin, but thankfully, you remain in the clear. You screw the lid onto the jar, and begin walking back to Zecora's hut.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:56 No.30522244
    >>30522211
    Oh that Pinkie.

    Go ahead and give the joak to Zecora.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:57 No.30522263
    >>30522211

    >You're in the clear

    OR ARE WE?

    Ask Zecora for some of the curative extracts just in case. No need to run a bath, but it might be handy and save some time of symptoms pop up later.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:00 No.30522333
    >>30522244
    >>30522263

    You return to her hut, and give her the jar, asking how long the process will take. She tells you that she should have it ready in an hour. You ask if she has any of the curative extracts, and she gives you a small jar full of white-green powder. You drop it into one of your coat pockets.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:01 No.30522363
    Not to throw a wrench into things, but how are we sure that's the Real Zecora? That rhyme was terrible.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:02 No.30522374
    >>30522333
    Let's wait with her while she prepares the extract. If Briston was ballsy enough to have a fake guard stand in front of the palace who knows what he will try here.

    >>30522363
    Another good reason to stay with her.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:02 No.30522382
    >>30522333

    Set up defensive perimeter cause this is clearly one of those defensive missions where you have to hold out for like 20 minutes.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:02 No.30522383
    >>30522363

    That's because I suck at rhyming.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:02 No.30522384
    >>30522333

    Decide to explore the surrounding woods a bit. Fuck sitting still for an hour, you're a man, and men do manly things like defend their wards from possible threats.

    Maybe chat it up with Zecora if the process doesn't require a lot of concentration. Ask her how she keeps monsters away from her hut if it's so deep in the Everfree Forest.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:03 No.30522406
    >>30522383
    It was halfway a joke. The other half was deathly serious.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:04 No.30522433
    >>30522382

    Awww yeah zombie time.

    Ask Zecora if she has anything that magically plays music or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:05 No.30522436
    >>30522406
    This is Equestria, if you aren't deathly serious all the time it will chew you up and spit you out like a bad muffin.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:07 No.30522488
    >>30522374
    >>30522382
    >>30522384

    Wary of Britson and the terrible rhyme she gave you earlier, you decide to wait with her during the process. You converse with her, asking what it's like living in the Everfree Forest, and she tells you that most of the monsters leave her alone thanks to enchantments surrounding her property. This puts you at ease a bit, and you wonder if these enchantments are strong enough to repel Britson. Best not to find out, you decide.

    She eventually finishes, and gives you a small jar filled with a dark blue, almost purple semi-viscous liquid with a tightly sealed lid. You thank her, and leave, after reminding her that you're willing to help with anything if she ever needs assistance.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:09 No.30522518
    >>30522488
    Let's get keep our eyes peeled and get back to the palace.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:10 No.30522546
    >>30522488

    Ask her if she's busy. I'd be more at ease if she could escort us out. I smell a trap. There's no way we can go through this quest with minimal difficulty, some cockatrice is going to leap in front of us and stone Dash or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:11 No.30522567
    >>30522546
    Better make sure that shield is polished to a mirror sheen, then.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:13 No.30522610
    >>30522567
    >>30522546

    Ask her if she has some weed.

    You can't get stoned if you're already stoned.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:15 No.30522657
    >>30522610
    We can chill with them after we defeat the evil wizard and level up.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:15 No.30522659
    >>30522610
    Yeah, ask Zecora for some drugs.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:15 No.30522661
    >>30522610

    You should ask Fluttershy
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:16 No.30522669
    >>30522659
    Come on man, focus.
    Bongs, or Destiny?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:16 No.30522686
    >>30522518
    >>30522546
    >>30522567

    You ask her to escort you out of the forest, but she refuses, telling you that she has other things to work on. You leave her hut, and as you're walking through the forest, you feel as if you're being watched. You look at the ponies, and it seems as though they feel it, too. You equip your shield, trying to look everywhere at once, when the guard from earlier walks out of the tree line!

    "You might as well just hand over the gem and extract, because you're not getting past me."
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:18 No.30522713
    >>30522686
    "We'll see about that!"
    >shield bash
    Hopefully it will knock him out.
    Of course, if it's just an illusion, it will do nothing.
    If it's a trap, well, we fell in it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:18 No.30522714
    >>30522686
    Tell him we doubt that, and ask Twilight how high she thinks she can telekinetic lift him.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:18 No.30522716
    >>30522686
    We have a two-foot shield, most likely made out off a fairly hefty steel. Deck the fucker.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:19 No.30522725
    >>30522686

    PANIC!

    Really, it's 7 against one. What can he do. Just touch him and drag him back to Ponyville.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:19 No.30522729
    >>30522686
    Is this guy a Unicorn, Pegasi, or Earth pony?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:20 No.30522739
    >>30522686

    ASSUME TURTLE POSITION.

    CHALLENGE HIM TO A TURTLE CONTEST, WINNER TAKE ALL.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:20 No.30522741
    >>30522729
    My thought exactly. If he's not a pegasus, just give 'em to Dash and tell her to go on ahead.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:20 No.30522746
    >>30522729
    Good point. Is this a White Guard, Blackguard, or Redguard?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:20 No.30522751
    >>30522739

    This. TURTLE USED HARDEN.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:21 No.30522763
    >>30522746

    If he's a Redguard, then we're Nord. Shout Fus Ro Dah and see if that does anything.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:21 No.30522773
    >>30522751
    Turtle used IRON DEFENSE.
    DEF greatly rose!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:22 No.30522784
    >>30522716
    >>30522713

    I think you guys aren't quite getting the Ancient Turtle Fighting Technique.

    You all rack discprine!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:22 No.30522788
    >>30522763
    I've got a button for that.
    http://instantbutton.me/buttons/fus_ro_dah_20110227001225.html
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:23 No.30522804
    >>30522788
    I came a little bit.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:24 No.30522813
    >>30522713
    >>30522714
    >>30522716
    >>30522725
    >>30522729

    You take a closer look, and note that he is a unicorn. You step forward, but he holds his ground, and you ask Twilight how high she thinks she can levitate him. He doesn't seem to buy your bluff. You start walking slowly towards him, trying to reason with him, when you suddenly sprint full-force and attempt to hit him with your shield.

    He moves out of the way quicker than anypony you've ever seen, and you fall flat on your face. You look up, and notice he's standing right over you, a smirk on his face.

    >>30522739

    You cover yourself with the shield, and challenge him to a turtle contest. He does not seem to understand.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:25 No.30522830
    >>30522813

    Grab his legs and don't let go. Try to trip him.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:25 No.30522833
    >>30522813

    IF HE'S NOT TURTLING IT MEANS WE'RE WINNING
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:26 No.30522840
    >>30522813
    Ask him why he is doing this, or beat him up?

    Let's kick him in the face while he's distracted.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:27 No.30522856
    1. Equip necklace if we haven't already
    2. Rodeo!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:27 No.30522858
    >>30522840
    We could throw in taunts about how terrible a guard he is for being deceived and betraying his princess.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:29 No.30522891
    >>30522813

    Activate cartoon powers and make something convenient happen.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:29 No.30522894
    >>30522813

    Roll away. You don't want your beautiful face to be stomped with his mighty horse strength.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:31 No.30522928
    >>30522830
    >>30522833
    >>30522840
    >>30522856
    >>30522858

    Remembering your necklace, you quickly grab onto his legs, and this seems to startle him. He tries to move, but finds himself stuck in place. You slowly stand up, making sure to keep both hands on him while doing so, and tell him he's a terrible guard for deceiving the princess. He chuckles, and tells you that you have no idea what's really going on here. You continue conversing with him, both of you oblivious to Applejack, who has quietly snuck around and readied herself. She launches a powerful kick into the guard's midsection, startling both of you, and flinging him into a tree. He groans, dazed, before... fading away. It was an illusion?

    You suddenly hear a frustrated cry in the back of your head.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:33 No.30522953
    >>30522928
    Ready ourselves, who knows what he will throw at us next.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:33 No.30522954
    >>30522928

    The plot thickens!

    Way to go AJ!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:34 No.30522960
    >>30522928
    Congratulate Applejack on the fine kick.
    Tell Twilight that Britson may still have a tenuous connection through you, as you could almost taste his displeasure at that defeat.
    Make double-time out of the forest.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:39 No.30523025
    >>30522960

    Yeah, hustle to the castle and decide what to do next.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:41 No.30523049
    >>30522953
    >>30522954
    >>30522960

    You congratulate AJ on the kick, and ask them if any of them heard anything after he faded away. None of them did, and you realize that you should probably help Celestia craft that improved necklace as soon as possible. You exit the forest, and begin walking to Canterlot once more, noting that it's 5 or 6PM. As you walk, you continue to look around for anything else Britson might send your way.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:42 No.30523060
    >>30523049
    Keep a wary eye out as we make our way back to Canterlot.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:42 No.30523063
    >>30523049
    Double check we've still got the gear, and keep on walkin'.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:43 No.30523069
    >>30523049

    Give the materials to Dash. She's the fastest and can fly directly to Celestia if the rest of us get captured.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:43 No.30523074
    >>30523049
    Probably not going to make it there before nightfall. Not by walking, anyway.
    Invest in a carriage or transport of some kind?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:44 No.30523085
    >>30523069
    She's also got no Will save, remember? Fighters can never be trusted to resist mind-altering effects.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:44 No.30523089
    >>30523069
    But she could also be dominated by him, best not risk it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:47 No.30523116
    >>30523089
    >>30523085

    Yeah, you're right.

    Give them to Pinkie instead.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:47 No.30523118
    >>30523060
    >>30523063

    You keep a wary eye and a steady pace, and check your pockets to make sure you still have the supplies. They're still there, so you continue walking. You eventually make it to Canterlot, and enter the palace, hurrying inside. Once again, you remove your hat, and bow along with the ponies, then make your way forward. You offer the jar and gemstone to Celestia, and she takes them, nodding in approval. You also offer the shield, but she tells you to keep it for now. She tells you that it will take a few hours for her to craft the necklace and enchant the charm, and she thinks that the seven of you should remain in Canterlot for the night. You look to the main six, and they seem to have no objection.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:48 No.30523123
    >>30523116
    Joak extract muffins for all!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:48 No.30523133
    >>30523118
    We're sharing a room, and taking scheduling watches. No way we're relaxing before that necklace is in our hands.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:49 No.30523149
    >>30523118

    Royal slumber party?

    Better invite Luna, lord knows she needs some love.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:50 No.30523155
    >>30523118
    Ending so soon?

    Well alright. Let's see if we can't rustle up some grub.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:52 No.30523182
    >>30523155

    Nope, I anticipate pony ninjas.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:53 No.30523193
    >>30523182

    how does ninja sneak if they make clopping noise with every step.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:53 No.30523204
    >>30523193
    Slippers.
    Alternatively, Sneakers.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:54 No.30523209
    >>30523193

    Marshmallow hooves don't clop, silly.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:54 No.30523213
    >>30523193
    hoof padding
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)03:55 No.30523237
    >>30523133
    >>30523149
    >>30523155

    You all agree, and you suddenly realize how hungry you are. Twilight seems intent to visit the palace library, and all of the others have activities they seem interested in, so you decide to see what Pony Joe has on the menu besides donuts.

    Upon arriving, you notice a purple pegas... no, unic... holy shit, is that Luna? There's only a few ponies at the restaurant this late at night, and she's sitting at a table by herself, drinking coffee.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:57 No.30523267
    >>30523237
    Make nice. But don't come on too strong. Invite her to share the room with the rest of you.
    She probably knows who you are, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:57 No.30523274
    >>30523237
    I just remembered that we don't have any money.

    Ask Pony Joe if our stunt with Trixie was enough to earn us a free meal, then go to the table Luna is sitting at and ask her if there is a free seat.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:58 No.30523285
    >>30523237

    Did you fall from the sky because you... wait, shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:58 No.30523293
    >>30523237
    *squeals like a little girl*
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:59 No.30523296
    >>30523285
    Let's please not hit on the godpony.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:59 No.30523305
    >>30523237

    "Hey aren't you that Luna gal? What are you doing out at some coffee shop? Shouldn't you be having a royal feast or something.?"

    Aaaaand this is where it turns into a dating sim
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:00 No.30523317
    >>30523305
    And we're doomed. This was probably the worst possible thing to say.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:00 No.30523325
    >>30523237

    It's a trap. Everyone knows Luna is locked in a dungeon somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:02 No.30523340
    >>30523325
    Luna's a trap.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:02 No.30523341
    >>30523237
    I guess place our order, then politely ask if we can join her.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:03 No.30523369
    >>30523237

    Make smalltalk about the night sky.

    Ask how stars and shit work in this universe and tell her about how our universe is constructed in return.

    I'm legitimately curious if it's a celestial sphere or not.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:05 No.30523391
    >>30523369
    It's a terrible night to have a curse.
    Opening with a "good evening" or a "beautiful night, isn't it?" is probably our best bet.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:06 No.30523411
    >>30523391
    >Goodevening

    >Thanks, I try my best
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:06 No.30523426
    >>30523118

    If you turn this into a dating sim I swear to God...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:07 No.30523429
    >>30523411
    See? Perfect.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:09 No.30523470
    >>30523426
    I assume that's not happening, since he's been completely against the idea before now.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:10 No.30523483
    >>30523470

    Being tired often makes one delirious.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)04:10 No.30523486
    >>30523267
    >>30523274

    You walk up to the counter and ask Pony Joe if you couldn't talk him into a free meal, after your stunt with Trixie, and he considers. He tells you that since she has a tendency to scare customers away with her arrogance, that, yeah, you can have a free meal just this once. You make your way over to the table Luna is sitting at, and ask if you can sit down. She says yes, and says "so we finally meet. My sister has told me about you."

    holy shit 4chan just let me post, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:11 No.30523495
    Did we scare OP off with our shenanigans?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:11 No.30523500
    >>30523470
    Yeah, time as Lyra was more than enough for me.

    >>30523486
    "Nothing too bad, I hope?"
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:12 No.30523506
    >>30523486

    And I've heard a lot about you. Wonderful evening isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:12 No.30523514
    >>30523486
    Time for the small talk. Invite her to spend the evening with you and the other six, once the Friendship Points get high enough.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:13 No.30523527
    >>30523506
    >And I've heard a lot about you

    This is among the worst possible things we could say to her.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:13 No.30523533
    >>30523486
    She might be able to read minds like Celestia and find out she has hundreds of worshippers in our dimension
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:13 No.30523543
    >>30523500

    Yeah. It was fun for a while, but I mean, he put us in a girl's body, you expect we're not going o get into sexy shenanigans?

    Too bad I can't stop thinking about I and I thinks it's given me both clone AND mind control fetishes
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:15 No.30523564
    >>30523533
    If she doesn't already know.

    >>30523543
    He actually wanted us to not do the bodyswap. He should have none better to have ever brought the possibility up though. All in all, I feel the Quest benefited from it.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)04:15 No.30523565
    >>30523500
    >>30523506
    >>30523514

    She tells you no, nothing too bad at all. You tell her that it's a nice evening, and she thanks you, saying "I try." However, her mood suddenly shifts when you suggest her to accompany you when you return to the palace. "What makes you think I actually want to spend time with you? How do you know I don't like being alone?" she asks, in a generally bitchy tone, shocking you.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:17 No.30523591
    >>30523527
    We're on a roll, aren't we? Two unspeakably bad conversation choices and we hit them both.
    >>30523565
    Just say you were extending the invitation out of courtesy, since the Night is her domain and you'd hoped that perhaps she'd like to enjoy it with you and perhaps make a few friends.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:17 No.30523593
    >>30523565
    Geez, if that's the way you feel...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:18 No.30523609
    >>30523565

    In that case I'll go to a pony nightclub.

    Alpha as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:19 No.30523612
    >>30523565

    Best to be as respectful as possible. Just apologize, maybe explain that you were just being friendly, and move to another table.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:19 No.30523623
    >>30523565

    I'm sorry your highness. I just thought that it might be fun to invite you to our little party. If you want to be alone, I understand. Forgive me, I'll be on my way.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:20 No.30523630
    >>30523565
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO LUNA
    ....maybe she's just Tsundere, or not used to people offering friends and companionship
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:21 No.30523652
    >>30523565
    Because being alone and being by yourself are far and apart two different things. And being alone is terribly lonely.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:22 No.30523667
    Maybe she's not used to people being friendly to her or offering companionship, oh fuck, I have no idea how to react in this situation, I really feel bad for her, um, apologize profusely for offending her while nervously bowing.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:23 No.30523675
    >>30523667
    Don't kowtow too much. That's even worse than not showing respect at all.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:23 No.30523683
    >>30523667
    Showing weakness will just make her hate us even more.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)04:24 No.30523690
    >>30523591
    >>30523593
    >>30523612

    You apologize, and tell her you were just trying to be friendly. She smirks, and says "yeah, trying to be friendly. I know where you're from, and I know what you're like. You were hitting on me, you creep. Now get out of here, my sister isn't the only one that can banish people."

    You stand up and walk away, frowning. You sit down at the counter, and order a burger.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:25 No.30523702
    >>30523690
    Okay, so apparently she knows about her legions of rabid waifufags. Creepy.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:26 No.30523721
    >>30523690
    "We aren't /all/ creepy scumbags back on Earth, some of us are genuinely nice."

    Leave and eat the burger on the way back to the palace.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:26 No.30523722
    >>30523690
    Oh fuck, she can read minds, we're so boned. You would think she would be flattered by all the attention in the next dimension.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:27 No.30523728
    >>30523722
    Not /all/ the attention.
    And I vote we tell her that the offer still stands if she ever changes her mind.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:27 No.30523729
    >>30523690

    Well shit.

    I guess we leave and instead play dating sim with the other ponies.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:27 No.30523731
    >>30523722
    The simplest way around this is for our character to never have actually been a Lunafag.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:27 No.30523736
    >>30523690

    Go see Vinyl Scratch live
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:28 No.30523751
    >>30523690
    Something doesn't sit right here, she became NMM cause she wasn't getting attention, now she gets tons from people that have never even seen her in reality and she's pissed off about it.t
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:30 No.30523772
    >>30523751
    She was upset because no one appreciated her night sky, not because she didn't have legions of people wanting to make it with her.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:30 No.30523774
    >>30523751
    It's not really the right kind of attention though. It's all misrepresentation and generic lust over the character archetype.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:31 No.30523790
    I wonder what Celestia thinks of John Jesco wanting to worship her ass then
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:32 No.30523804
    >>30523772
    Goddess Mares have needs to you know
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:32 No.30523807
    >>30523790
    Flattered, but probably doesn't want much to do with him.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:33 No.30523813
    She should be more respectful too actually, we're trying to save her universe
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)04:38 No.30523881
    You guys really take the fun out of making Luna a bitch.

    >>30523702
    >>30523721
    >>30523728

    Joe finishes your burger and serves it to you, and you grab it, standing up. You thank him, and make your way over to Luna. "I understand where you're coming from," you tell her, "but not all of us are like that. I think those pieces of shit are just as creepy as you do. I was just trying to be friendly." She looks at you, and frowns. "Why, though? Why do you all assume I'm some depressed loner? Yeah, I spent a thousand years on the moon, I tried to overthrow my sister, but I got over it. I'm still a goddess, you know; that stuff is like basic sibling rivalry to us." She stands up, looking you in the eyes. "I'm sorry, but I'm just tired of the way you people see me, and not just the perverts." She leaves the restaurant before you can say anything.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:38 No.30523884
    >>30523813
    It's been awhile, I wonder how badly we are about to fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:38 No.30523892
    What happened to P.Q
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:39 No.30523903
    >>30523881
    Shrug, and continue on. Such is life.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:40 No.30523911
    >>30523884
    Not as badly as I thought.

    >>30523903
    At this point, this is really all we can do.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:40 No.30523913
    >>30523881
    Well damn
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:40 No.30523920
    >>30523881
    Enjoy the fuck out of that burger. How long's it been since we've eaten?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:42 No.30523940
    >>30523881
    >I think those pieces of shit are just as creepy as you do.

    I wonder where P.Q. stands on the issue of Luna fanon?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:42 No.30523942
    >>30523881

    Consider leaving a note with Celestia for her. Something apologetic and explanatory.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)04:43 No.30523964
    Also I didn't wait a long time to post that to build suspense or anything, 4chan is just still really fucking slow for me. I know it's not my internet, because every time it fucks up I check other sites and they load just fine.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:44 No.30523973
    If Luna knows so much she should know why everyone sees her the way they do, sounds like Luna is still struggling with personal issues.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:45 No.30523990
    At the end of all this we are going to need to ask Celestia how she has been keeping an eye on our world and why she continues do so. We should also probably ask about the show, but let's not be too specific unless we are alone.

    This would be after Briston's defeat, mind you.

    >>30523973
    Sounds like someone wants to spend a thousand years banished to the sun.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:46 No.30524001
    Especially if she she was tormented enough to get possessed by evil magic and attempt to indirectly snuff out all life in Equestria
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)04:48 No.30524021
    Really I'm indifferent to all portions of the Luna fandom, I just like imagining her as being aware of us and having the kind of personality where she absolutely hates constantly being showered in pity.

    >>30523903
    >>30523911
    >>30523913
    >>30523920
    >>30523940
    >>30523942

    You shrug it off, and enjoy your burger while walking back to the palace. You're not sure what kind of meat is on it, but it tastes pretty damn good. The issue of Luna lingers in the back of your mind, but it seemed more like she wasn't angry at you, but humans in general, and you figure that - in time - maybe she'll come around. On the bright side, at least you didn't get trapped in a romantically awkward conversation with her or anything; that would've been the cherry on top of the shit sundae.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:50 No.30524047
    >>30524021
    They've got coffee in the castle for the night shift guards, right? We might need to raid that at some point.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:51 No.30524068
    >>30524021
    Let's arrive safely at the palace, not encountering any street thugs or specters conjured up by Briston to attack us after foolishly wandering away from the group in the middle of the night.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)04:54 No.30524114
    >>30524047
    >>30524068

    You make it to the palace safely, and notice Celestia waiting for you, and the others are nowhere to be seen. She tells you that the others are safe in bed, and that she wishes to talk to you alone. You follow her to her throne room, where she gives you a serious look, and tells you that you've probably already figured out she knows more about you than she's let on. She tells you that, yes, she is aware that their world is merely a cartoon in your world, but she goes on to tell you that the cartoon you saw is still this world, in a way. It's very difficult to explain, even she herself doesn't entirely understand it. She asks you if you have any questions for her.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:56 No.30524132
    >>30524114

    How do we access Hammerspace.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:57 No.30524149
    >>30524114
    "So this world is real and the cartoon is made by people who have caught glimpses of it' or are we in some sort of pocket-dimension?"

    Also: "What's the deal with Pinkie Pie?"
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/13/11(Thu)04:57 No.30524152
    You guys are on page 14, and >>30521847 is free and dead to use at your leisure.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:02 No.30524217
    >>30524152

    Probably going to call it quits for tonight in this thread, I usually like to wrap it up around 4-4:30.

    >>30524132
    >>30524149

    You ask her how to reach into Hammerspace, and she rolls her eyes, telling you that you would be better off asking Pinkie Pie. You then ask for clarification on the previous matter, and she says "it's something like that. Your people would call it a coincidence, but in reality... it's as if they become aware of this world, but not consciously aware. They have a link to it, and they don't even realize it." You ask her what the deal is with Pinkie Pie, and she tells you that she's mainly one of many that enjoy taking advantage of the physics this world offers compared to your own.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:02 No.30524221
    >>30524149
    I think Equestria would be a real world and information from it slips thro the membrane between universes in some weird unknown way. Unless just imagining a new world conjures into existance thro some odd quantum mechnical means.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:04 No.30524242
    >>30524114
    Ask her how much she knows about our world.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:06 No.30524262
    >>30524217
    >You ask her what the deal is with Pinkie Pie, and she tells you that she's mainly one of many that enjoy taking advantage of the physics this world offers compared to your own.

    Oh man, there are tons of Pinkie Pie equivalents running around Equestria.
    Let's ask her how Lyra knew about humans, was it the same way we knew about Equestria?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:07 No.30524276
    >>30524242

    You ask, and she sighs. "More than I would like to. I'm sure the creatures we have here seem very scary to you, and they indeed are, but none of them scare me as much as some of the things that occur in your world every day. Things like rape, murder, those don't exist here. I've never had to punish somepony for such heinous crimes, and I hope dearly that I never will."
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:07 No.30524282
    Ask her about Luna, and what she's really like instead of what we only got glimpses of in our world. Tell her there are thousands of um, well people that would be loyal to the throne of Equestria in our world if things get extremely out of hand
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:09 No.30524302
    >>30524276
    A world without rape and murder is honestly hard to comprehend. Tell her she is very lucky to live in such a world and we will do our best to not screw it up.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:09 No.30524303
    >>30524276
    No murder in Equestria? That's almost kinda hard to swallow
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:10 No.30524307
    >>30524276

    Ouch, I'd be feeling some form of shame at this point. And that I'd rather leave forever than bring any of that to Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:10 No.30524309
    >>30524282
    >Tell her there are thousands of um, well people that would be loyal to the throne of Equestria in our world if things get extremely out of hand

    Something tells me she knows this already.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:10 No.30524310
    >>30524262

    You ask her about Lyra, and she tells you that Lyra is a curious case. She indeed does have that special link with your world, but she's more consciously aware of it than anyone in your world. She was convinced your world is out there, and now thanks to your appearance, she obviously knows. She's ignorant of the harsh realities I've mentioned, however. She doesn't know what it's truly like, there, and while she would undoubtedly disagree, that's for the best. I know you think it was just a prank, but your momentary swap with her brought her great enjoyment. Thank you for not being too sore about it."
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:13 No.30524329
    >>30524310
    Ask her if she has any ideas on how we should take on Briston now that he knows we are coming for him. Ask her how likely it is we will survive the confrontation. Tell her to be blunt about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:16 No.30524356
    Also ask about that illusory guard pony; she told us not to worry about him earlier, perhaps she knows what was up with that?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:17 No.30524359
    >>30524282
    >>30524302
    >>30524303
    >>30524307

    You tell her that she's very lucky to live in a world without rape or murder, and she tells you that, no, she's lucky to be powerful enough to control this universe to prevent it. You're confused, and ask what she means. "We're sentient creatures, just like you humans, so of course those things can and have happened. I never said they hadn't happened, I said I never had to punish somepony for them. I can roll back time, change the course of events, and keep them on the right track. It's difficult, but if I have to endure it to keep this world from ending up like yours, it is worth it." She notices your reproach, and apologizes, but you tell her that it's fine. You tell her that you don't want to cause her any more work than she already has, and she tells you that she knows more about you than even you yourself know. She tells you that you are a good person, and that you need not worry about causing negative influence here.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:19 No.30524390
    >>30524359
    This is the best news we have had all day.

    Thank her for this talk and bid her a good night, unless we feel like asking >>30524329
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:19 No.30524391
    >>30524359
    Oh god, she's God, ask her to tell us about Luna, PLEASE
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:21 No.30524421
    >>30524329
    >>30524356

    You ask about Britson, and she tells you to remain confident. "He may know you're coming," she tells you, "but I've made sure he does not know what we have planned. I'm sure he thinks that as soon as he pulls you through, that he's done, but I think we both know he's in for a cruel surprise." You ask about the illusionary guard, and she tells you that was merely Britson testing his influence across worlds. She doubted that it posed much of a threat, and was she not right? It was vanquished after merely being kicked.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:21 No.30524424
    >>30524359

    I didn't think my respect for a god could go higher, but damn, it just did.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:22 No.30524436
    >>30524421
    Thank her, bow, wish her a good night, and then retire to whatever room we have been provided.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:26 No.30524497
    >>30524436
    Yeah, I guess we might as well, we should burden the Princess with too many questions, I'm guessing Luna is the way she is cause she's still a teenager by Alicorn standards
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:27 No.30524523
    >>30524390
    >>30524391

    Upon hearing your thought, she chuckles. "You humans are all so obsessed with Gods. You always have been, and I'm sorry, but it amuses me so much." You ask why, and she tells you that it is because your world has never held a God. It is very rare in this regard; most worlds hold multiple Gods, let alone only one, but yours holds none. Despite this, your people have obsessed for centuries upon centuries upon centuries.

    You ask her about Luna, and she tells you that you shouldn't take what she said to heart. Luna has an avoidance to compassion, she is very prideful, and having so many people shower her in affection day in and day out frustrates her. It's just how she is.

    You thank her for this talk, and she tells you to wait. She turns around, and turns back to you with the new necklace floating in the air. The charm is slightly larger, but it looks the same. You feel yours lifted over your head, and she places the new one over your neck for you. "Go get some rest," she tells you, and you bid her goodnight. The guards show you to an empty room, where you crawl into bed - after stripping, relishing in the opportunity to sleep nude once again without worry - and fall into a peaceful sleep.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:29 No.30524551
    >>30524497
    >GEEEZ MOM, YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANYFUN!
    >THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY 15,000 YEARS OLD. NOW TAKE OFF THAT SADDLE, IT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:30 No.30524567
    >>30524523
    Damn you guys, we better remember that we are naked before we end up flashing whatever pony happens to be in our room when we wake tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:30 No.30524571
    >>30524523

    >Sleeping nude

    wat
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:33 No.30524610
    Now, I have to break some bad news: I won't be continuing tomorrow night. It should be obvious from the context, but we're pretty much at the point of the battle, so I'm going to continue on Friday night, technically Saturday morning, at 12AM CST (1AM 4chan time). We'll probably go on until just before the episode premiers; I think that's the best way to wrap this quest up.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:35 No.30524635
    >>30524610
    >Until just before the episode airs
    Aren't you worried about running into the episode midway through? As fun as this is, I'll be bailing the minute the episode's on if we're still going then.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:36 No.30524653
    >>30524610
    Oh well. Sounds like the final battle is going to be pretty bitchin'.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:37 No.30524660
    >>30524635

    By "just before" I mean roughly an hour before it premiers. Don't worry, I know where I'm going with the battle and how I'm going to end it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:39 No.30524688
    >>30524660
    Righto, wasn't quite sure how those times matched up with the episode time.
    Thanks for tonight's run, looking forward to the finale.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:40 No.30524696
    >>30524660
    Just you wait until we take this thing completely off the rails.

    Speaking of taking things off the rails: Have there been any parts where we suggested things that made you scratch you head in confusion but you ran with anyways? What about times where we completely bypassed what you had planned?
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:44 No.30524737
    >>30524696

    To the first half of your question, absolutely. That has happened countless times, but that's what I enjoy about doing this. I have issues with commitment when writing stories because I get bored of myself, but when I'm doing a quest, I can't get bored of myself because I'm not really the one telling the story: you guys are. I just fill in the holes.

    To the second half, I've only planned maybe three things in advance, and two of them were included flawlessly. The third is, obviously, the ending and I'm sure no matter how far off the rails you guys go that I'll be able to incorporate it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:45 No.30524758
    >>30524737
    What were those tow things, pray tell?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:47 No.30524782
    >>30524758
    *two
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:49 No.30524806
    >>30524758

    I wanted to take advantage of cartoon physics (the noir theme) and I wanted serious interaction with Lyra (I wasn't expecting the bodyswap route, but I'm not as bitter about it as everyone seems to think). I can say without a doubt that the noir theme and the interaction with Mr. Breezy was my favorite part of this quest so far.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:51 No.30524831
    >>30524806
    That was pretty fun. Anyways, have a good night. Or maybe morning, if you are a Texan like I am assuming you are.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/13/11(Thu)05:53 No.30524852
    >>30524831

    Close, Tennesseean.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:56 No.30524882
    >>30524852

    Looking forward to the final battle now. Great job as always.



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