very nearly first

Why are they looking like rats?

I had to go back and draw his cutie mark.

So, this VN, who should be the artist? Think I could get Fluffy to do some work with the vector models? Maybe even some animation?

>>30502027
>hoppip can't into topic general
>also is a heartless jerk who deprives sweetie belle of thread making

Post blobby ponies, I guess.

>>30502074
If you could convince him, Fluffy could do the entire game by himself. Well... him and Faceless, anyway.

Hooray! New Thread!

Why does Discord look like a hamster?

Wait, we're making a VN now?

Make a real game instead of a dating sim please.

>>30502074
No reason we can have multiple artists. Would divide up the work, just need a uniform art style (on-model). We could also have a seperate background artist too

The folks are really making a game here.
I wonder if they can do it?

Who knows? Everything is possible.

>>30502086
>facelss writing it

This is a terrible idea. - 40 points.

>Mr. Breezy is ex-IRA

Best new fanon? Best new fanon.

>>30502110
We could get faceless to write the sex bits, at least

>>30502103
I was thinking of that. We have a lot of talented artists, but a consistent style might be hard. So I was thinking use a different style for each character path

Hooray!

>>30502110
I'd be willing to help write some of it. It doesn't sound like it would be too hard.

>>30502100
>a team was making a visual novel back in December and promised it won't become a dating sim or anything like that
>mfw now it will be a dating sim

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>30502101
no u

hoppip's already doing it, along with Fighting is Magic, and the five MMOs in progress

>>30502110
You can't keep taking off points just for the people I like, it's not fair!

Also, Faceless already had a million VN ideas, see pic related. Fluffy certainly isn't the guy to come up with them.

Hoppip, you damn bastard.

I swear, every time you make a thread, there's no link to the last thread, no topic, NOTHING.

Isn't there already a pony fighting game? What's the news on that?

>>30502109

They are just trolling, they can't do anything.
Don't believe them!

>>30502124
Or Deafdefiler. I don't know how good he is at writing, but he could pitch ideas with the main writer.

>>30502110
Shit and piss EVERYWHERE.

>>30502110
hurr durr one day u wek up n ponivall n tWHYright sprkle is sawking ur c0ckledoo n den u blow ur lode in hur mawth n than she got +regantn with ur babys

teh end

Who the fuck is Yellow Star?

>>30502144
I don't want to fuck a pony. Good god.

>>30502126
>use a different style for each character path

Could work out, but I believe we should stick with on-model ponies just for consistencies sake. It'd be easier too because we wouldn't have to rely on one artist for an entire character arc

>>30502167
that wasn't romantic at all

start over, but romantic this time

>>30502153
Yes. It's about 60% done. It's going to be fuckin' magical, and the team is actually fucking competent. Very much so.

>>30502167

> Seeing the guy.

>>30502167
This is the greatest use of the English language I have ever seen.

>>30502144
faceless's dating sim shots are good, but they're...to dating sim-esque, if that makes sense? it reads straight out of a japanese translation.

if i did get on board (much more with a VN than a dating sim anyway, unless in the sim itself you play twilight trying to seduce the other ponies or something, rather than some mysterious second person OC) i'd like to write it in a more organic, western-feeling style. maybe there should be a writer for each character path?

>>30502167
Why must you go out of your way to make my affection for you so damning?

>>30502162
Unfortunately, everyone has ideas. The thing that matters is turning them into something concrete.

>>30502153
http://www.mane6.com/

>>30502167
Oooo I love it when you talk dirty Faceless.

>>30502174
On this note, there would have to be a way to skip the sex bits. While I think they'd be important for any sort of proper arc, some people don't want to know the details.

>>30502180
hurr durr one day u wek up n ponivall n tWHYright sprkle is sawking ur c0ckledoo n den u blow ur lode in hur mawth n than she got +regantn with ur babys

tehn shi sayeds "I wub woo"

teh end

Would you keep watching MLP gen 5 if it was about the CMC? Of course they would have new friends to simulate the mane 6.

You would see the old cast in the background being adults and what not. And it wouldn't be about friendship is magic. It would be more adventure.

>>30502167

>>30502186
>not covering your morning muffins in syrup
>ISHYGDDT

Admit it. You all wouldn't be watching this show if it didn't have cute ponies in it.

>>30502198
>to
too, for fuck's sake

>>30502186
I'm gonna main Rarity forever, she's my favorite MLP

>>30502207
that's better
you can do the twilight arc

>>30502207

>>30502153
see mane6.com.

>>30502144
-25 points youre really dragging weird ideas through this mud.

>>30502208
I'd like to see grown-up Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo going on adventures.

I think a smaller main cast would be interesting because it leaves room for deeper character development.

>>30502219
Same...
Maybe play as Twilight too from time to time.

>>30502186
My poor heart. We need more art of Derpy/Dinky

>>30502207
Much better

>>30502127
why this

>>30502186

Canadian Muffins!

>>30502205
>>30502198
PATHS ARE CROSSING HERE PEOPLE, WE'RE ALREADY DOOMED BEFORE WE'VE STARTED

Seriously though, I could see it going either way. This is likely a problem that's ALREADY BEEN ENCOUNTERED BY THE THREE OTHER FAILED PROJECTS OF THIS NATURE, however.

blehhhhhhhhhhh

>>30502227
STOPPP ITTTT

Where the fuck did this thread come from?

You should put this in the next thread's OP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M

/co/ will surely enjoy it

>>30502207
So romantic.

>>30502198
>>30502166
>>30502144
>>30502124
>>30502110

No but seriously though, the dating sim mock-up pictures are just that. mock-up pictures of average dating sim kawaii nee onii-chan uguuuuuu~

>>30502231

>>30502235
Why not?

>>30502208
> milf Twilight

Yes.

>>30502144
>mmos
Please tell me this is real and that they wont end up like that shitty Lion King MMO

>>30502115
no, fuck you

>>30502237
I don't disagree with terse at all there, though. Lines strictly parallel!

>>30502237
Have you played ME 1/2? You CAN have hot space sex, or you can skip it and focus on saving the galaxy. Give people a choice, and they'll be more happy

>>30502253
Oh god someone make this happen.

>Talking about an imaganary dating sim

FUCK YOUR SHIT DAYTONA TIME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JKJxzh5wMU

Good afternoon /co/mrades!
How are you all doing today?

If they make a MLP movie, should it come out on DVD,TV, or in theater?

Can you post a pic from the game about me?

>>30502256
>Lion King MMO
The what now?

>>30502231
>that is not my cow
>not "where's my cow?"

I like what I've seen from faceless, but I'm afraid he'd just do this >>30502207 if people seriously asked him.

Made this for you, /co/.
It always seemed Celestia and Discord might have had some history.

>>30502277
IMAX in 3d

>>30502144
will there be sex scenes

>>30502283
This is the profile picture they'll use when you're pleading for mercy (not messing up your coiffure)

>>30502256
Yes, they're real. But only expect one, or two at most to reach completion.
I seriously hope Mane6 doesn't stop working on games after FiM is released. I want to see what else they can do.

>>30502301
That has yet to be determined yet.

>>30502144

There's porn, then there is creepy shit like dating sim games, do we need to perpetuate our image any worse?

>>30502301
This is /co/, of course there'd be sex scenes. Long, detailed ones.

Remember that guy from pchan who wanted to put together a brony animation group? the guy who admitted he couldn't draw, write, animate, program or lead.

Starting to feel like that guy. But there's no way in hell I'm gonna start this unless I know how I could do it by myself.

>>30502297
I like it!

Another!

>>30502228
Thatd be cool

I'm trying to imagine an adult voice for sweetie belle....

Its less squeaky.

>>30502297
.....stick to the sex jokes weaver

>>30502312
It's already being done in like three other places, I just like the idea of someone doing it well.

>>30502297
hrrgh

Weaver

why

>>30502297
...Why the fuck did this affected me?
I fell sad now

>>30502283
You're only in one scene though.

>>30502273
>Daytona USA on XBLA
>MFW I was going to get it anyway when I buy a Saturn

FUCK YEAR
Now we need Virtual ON with sticks for 360.

> you guys actually making a dating sim

>>30502321
You mean that guy who wanted everyone to do the job for him and have his own name shown instead of theirs? lol

>>30502297
GG, I enjoy pretty much everything you put out (especially this) but would it be a lot to ask that Celestia not be pining over Discord constantly? If you could do just one thing in which she doesn't love him, that'd be fantastic.

>>30502260
i would do my best to make sure that i write fluttershy

>>30502297
>>30502297
That's sad. I'm now sad.

>>30502297
I read it and didn't get it.

>>30502297
Could you make something happy and cute in a non sexual way now?
That made me sad...

>>30502297
you make me feel things weaver. i don't like to feel things

>>30502297
>any mention of religion

Incoming shitstorm

I liked it

Guys, there's not going to be a game until I can figure out the NScripter engine.

>>30502297
Aw....It was cute until...
Dammit...

>>30502380
>ITT: FEELINGS
Now all we need is a car chas-
>>30502273

.... Welp, I'm done.

>>30502297
At first I was expecting a lame sex joke

but then my heart was touched like an 8 year old girl at a redneck's family reunion.

>>30502284
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgWFkFEIHfk&feature=related
"Impressive Title", its where TLK fans go make their mary sue neon colored lions and roleplay together. This is how I see a MLP MMO turning out if, say, ponychan gets ahold of it

>>30502392
>implying there was ever going to be a game anyway

Scootaloo is a pimp.

Is your body ready to deal with it?

>>30502361
>would it be a lot to ask that Celestia not be pining over Discord constantly
I generally don't find Celestia all that interesting, and she's probably the hardest pony for me to draw, so unless I've got something in mind she needs to be assisting for (as in her past with Discord) then I don't really draw her much. She did show up in that one comic where everyone was raping Snails though.

>>30502297
>weaver thinking he can do anything other than crass, unfunny sex jokes

>>30502416
>Not posting the original with visible vaginas
I don't have it either. Since both versions suck.

>>30502392
Easy. Use Microsoft Powerpoint. It's the same thing.

>>30502416
>implying that's new news

>>30502297
I genuinely like it.

>>30500661
Will being a namefag do?

>>30502297
I don't get it

>>30502425
Do another comic about luna/discord

Something about him reappearing to her since they were both freed

>>30501802
>There's one point at which Rarity says "I am Rarity", but it's not a hard a, like Rare-ity, it's raa-rity, if that makes sense? Anyway, I've been desperately trying to find that clip ever since. It's possibly the sexiest thing I've ever heard a VA say, and I love it.

I'm pretty sure she says it when introducing herself to the diamond dogs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyuI75RK8ss

5 min 30 sec in.

>>30502451
I totally forgot we were going to do this.

Get on it, everyone.

>>30502297
I liked this a lot, Weaver. It reminds me of something I've seen before, but I can't place what that is.

>>30502392
If you're really desperate, there's always Renpy. http://www.renpy.org/

>>30502447
>business Scootaloo

>>30500661
Fine. But I won't like it!

When's the last time we discussed Trixie?

Also some music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYBskZeLIXI

>>30502477
Well, really desperate is where I am.

>>30502464
That's what I said, but Terse disagrees.

I think he's crazy.

>>30502467
Hokay

>>30502425
No worries, man, your reasoning makes sense. I see where you're coming from. I actually have that comic (or one like it, at least) on hand, so I do see what you mean, and if you're not fond of her, nothing can be done about that.
Oh well! I liked it anyway, thank you for your efforts.

>>30502464
Yeah, someone mentioned it at the end of the last thread so I went and found it out. You're right, it's that scene in which it happens, but there's another scene somewhere that I'm thinking of (not the one in Best Night ever) in which it happens as well. I just can't remember it. But, eh, no worries.

>>30502447
>Fallout Equestria
>Scootaloo in a suit
I don't even want to know what goes on in that fanfic,

>actually making a dating sim

>>30502297
>everyone else feelin' from this
i'm not getting anything
am i broken

Tripcode fun.

>>30502511
Everyone dies. EVERYONE.

>>30502516
It's a totally easy troll. You use a pre-made engine, scrap up six or seven images, and bam, you have a "game"

> You guys making a game
> It is a VN/Dating Sim

>>30502518
>gilda's mirror image

>>30502518
I didn't feel a thing.

I'm honestly thinking of buying one of these...

>>30502547

I didn't care much for it either, I think it was the rhyming.

>>30502540
There are seven other games in development. I really want to throw together some humanized NLR stuff for those NLR nuts, best ideas so far are C&C3 mod (easily doable, large talent pool) and an FPS (much more difficult. Needs animators. Would have bitchin campaign mode though).

>>30502518
Too deep for you.

>>30502549
>mare vaginas

>>30502549
get that viral shit out of here

>>30502518
Naw, it's fine. I'm just weak against sad endings/flashbacks...

███████ is the best Pony.
Period.

>>30502549
>the price
That kind of money could feed me for a week, and you're using it to buy a furry sex toy?

>>30502559
>I didn't care much for it either, I think it was the rhyming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZMF2kI6GA

Maybe it sounds better sung.

>>30502545
in more ways than one i suppose

>>30502549
I do wonder if MLP had anything to do with this, or if it's because that's the only fleshlight they sell.

>>30502582
Silly Anon, that's not how you spell

>>30502585
>125$
>Feed you for a week
What the fuck, how much do you eat?

>>30502592
I'm referring to the image.

>>30502576
> not calling it mare vulva

small time

>>30502569
I'm surprised there aren't more rom hacks. I mean, there's Super Fluttershy Land 2 and Pony Poki Panic and that's it.

>>30502591

Yeah, not diggin the song, sorry.

>>30502576

I heard you like mare vaginas.

>>30502549
huh

>>30502634
Kill it with fire.

>>30502591
It seems to me like you got the lyrics reversed for the roles. Discord should be trying to coax Celestia into getting her preggers, and Celestia should be shutting down his attempts.

>>30502549

Your filename = win

>>30502635
I don't even like horses.

>>30502634
>souls

>>30502654

I read your reply in LiarJacks voice.

>>30502549
Did somebody say mare vaginas?

>>30502585
>$125
>a week
what the fuck are you eating, gold?

>>30502648
>Discord should be trying to coax Celestia into getting her preggers, and Celestia should be shutting down his attempts.
I realize it could work either way, and that in fact given the actual subject of the song your version makes more sense, but as far as the characters are concerned I preferred it this way.

I suppose I just like the idea of Celestia falling for Discord.

Guys... how shameful is it honestly if I bought a mare vagina?
Because... I have never used a sex toy and that looks fun

>3 days until Twilight breaks the space-time continuum

Part 1 of the completed thumbnails. Some heavy Celestia x TS shipping for this.

>>30502679

>>30502679
pft hahahaha

>>30502695
took you long enough

>>30502549
>Being attracted to 3DPD Ponies

>>30502668
Horses are disgusting.

>>30502679
Lets see. Three meals a day, for seven days. Let's assume $5 a meal. That's a decent meal, and not McDonalds swill.

At $15 dollars a day for a week, that comes out to about $105. But I'm going to assume that dinner is probably going to cost a bit more than $5, so you're going to come very close to, if not over $125.

If you can feed yourself for under $100 a week while maintaining three meals a day, you will be fat as fuck in a month because you're eating nothing but double cheeseburgers and top ramen.

>>30502680
Discord was once the most powerful being in Equestria, Celestia has a thing for power

She wouldn't be interested in Twilight if she didn't know she had the potential to be a powerful unicorn

>>30502549
> Buy one
> Get one in purple
> Oh god Twilight, I'ma cumin'

>>30502711
>not fapping to mare squirting and being mounted by stallions with cocks larger than your arm

I thought you were cool /co/.

>>30502697
i loled

>>30502086
>No blobby ponies were posted
I think these things are cute as fuck and there should be more in this thread

ITT viral marketing for furries

Twitchy Tails, also know as how MLP introduces us to the scientific method. There are thing we can't understand, but we can see that it causes thing. Even if we don't understand how gravity works, we can still experience the effects of it.

This episode had nothing to do with religion. Religions don't have effects on the world, they are just... Well I don't know, the concept is so stupid that there are no words for it.

>>30502733
>Not knowing how to make your own meals for cheap

Amerifat with no culinary skills confirmed

>>30502732
i saw one eat it's own poop.

>>30502699
>>30502684
>>30502608
>>30502584
Kawaii uguu~

>>30502737

>>30502733
i've been feeding myself for under $40 a week. what the fuck man!?

>>30502733
Or you could, like, buy ingredients and make meals out of them? It works out much cheaper, and you get a better result. Unless america's economy is even worse than I thought that that's actually taking that into account

>>30502746

>>30502759
Gross.

So guys do you think that the Pinkie Sense will ever come back?

>>30502733
You obviously cannot into cooking. I never eat out and always eat a regular meal. I go on about 10$.

>>30502779

>>30502782

>>30502786
Wait, currency fail. Never mind that. I'm thinking of the wrong currency.

We postan kawaii uguu ponies?

>>30502782
No, it's one of those really dumb concepts that the MLP writers greatly regret and have decided to retcon

like Trixie

>>30502736
The way I see it, she's a godlike being.
So is Discord.

From what we've seen there aren't a lot of male deities around. Or males of any kind on her level, anyway.

>>30502786
>>30502776
>>30502774
Teach me how to cook, MLP General.

I cannot into eating.

>>30502782
>yfw it was always on but we just didn't know what each twitch meant and assumed it was Pinkie being Pinkie.

>>30502754

Sorry you can't troll here with this.

There are no religious people here.

>>30502812
And once more, MLPG morphs into another board.

Today, we're /ck/.

Let's watch.

>>30502807
No, let's post best pony

Pear Blossom!

>>30502831
This is what we're good at, man

>>30502836
I'm fine with this

>>30502733
It's called shopping smart and learning how to cook for yourself. I spend $90 and can go three weeks eating three balanced meals a day. Granted I have tons of frozen goods-Be it frozen chicken breasts, steak, ground beef, pasta, etc.- I can pull out, thaw, and cook at any time.

>>30502831
We are the ultimate thread.
Whenever we need something we morph to accommodate that need while still maintaining our pony core.

>>30502812
go buy pasta and pesto and bread. That'll do you for at least a week under 20 dollars

Hey Cloudki/ck/ers whats the best way to cook Ramen?

>>30502812
Well, you can cook pasta right? And you can fry sausage? There, you have cheap food that's pretty boring.
I suggest you get a cooking book. I've gotten much inspiration from mine. Started baking my own bread and did my own mashed potatoes. Very cheap.

>>30502831
>implying this is a problem

I tried learning to cook lately, but the most complicated thing I can make is French Toast. It's REALLY GOOD restaurant-quality french toast, due to some freak occurrence, but nevertheless I need to branch out

>>30502812
before you next go shopping, look up a recipe online or something, and buy the ingredients, then follow the instructions. You'll probably screw up a few points, that's fine, it'll probably still be edible and nutritious. Then just keep trying!

It's like learning to art, except you get concrete, fast, reliable feedback instantly.

>>30502695
>heavy Celestia x TS shipping

>>30502836
AWWW YEAHHH

>>30502733
>$5 a meal
where the hell do you buy groceries? john lewis?

I've been living on about £4.50 a day last term at uni. Granted it's not the greatest of food, but it isn't garbage either.

>>30502831

Well, alright.

>>30502817
>>30502838
terrible art style, boring poses, 3/10 see me after class.

>>30502812
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6663969/%5B2_E-Books%5D_How_to_Cook___The_Book_of_Preserves___Jams__
Chutneys
>
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4260444/How.to.Cook.Your.Life%5B2007%5DDvDrip%5BENG%5D-nachiketa
>
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6056085/284_Amazing_Rice_Recipes_-_How_to_Cook_Perfect_and_Delicious
_Ric
>
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6552285/Frozen_Assets__How_to_Cook_for_a_Day_and_Eat_for_a_Month_%28
2_book

>>30502870
cloud kicker thread?

>>30502817
>>30502838
AM I JOHN K YET

You guys, you simply don't know what you missed a few treads earlier.

Nathan actually apologized for his racist and religious behavior. Now he is an atheist, who supports the gay marriage.

It is funny to see, what could happen here.

>>30502887
bow-chicka-wow-wow

>>30502812
Don't listen to these guys. Sure, their advice is good and proper, certainly the best to follow - cooking your own food is the cheapest solution - but do what I do. One meal every three days, and eat an apple when you're peckish. Cheap and cheerful.

i'm healthy, honest

>>30502695
I like it.

>>30502921
Proof needed.
But he's still a paedophile.

>>30502921
Really?

Damnit, now I can't call him a creationist fuckwad anymore.

Fucking love these, easy to make too.

>>30502831
I enjoy a good /mu/ Little Pony thread every now and then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpK-KdLNQTw&hd=1

>Pear blossom
Im actually ok whit this name

Every night when Applejack is in her bed, deep asleep after a tiring day of working the fields, Big Mac comes in and rubs his dick all over her mouth until he cums.
AJ just thinks she has a drooling problem in her sleep.

Food yous ay? Boil some macaroni, fry some ground beef/meat, cheapest food in Finland.

>>30502870
with spices or shrimp, 2 packets (i tried 1 but it doesn't have that saucy feel to it)

>>30502959
...dude, I'm not going to go into details, but... were you spying on me 5 years ago? because... um...

>>30502930
That's another good point. Buy some goddamn fruit. It's tasty, very nutritious, and most of them are self-contained and have their own protective wrapping, and don't take long to eat. They're like, the ultimate snack food, and you don't even need to feel guilty for them.

>kawaii uguu ponies being posted
>we're /ck/ again
>thanks to an offhand comment about fleshlights
And to think a year ago I thought i'd eventually stop coming to these threads

>>30502695
I thought this was the first completed thumbnail

>>30502704

I had a three hour studio class to tend to. Painting is fun. I'm going to have to head off to a math class in about an hour here, too. I hope you at least like where this will be going.

>>30502959
It's not incest if there's no penetration!

>>30502908
>pinkie_pie_being_high

So are we /co/ck/s now?

>>30502870

Best Ramen? Well, some people poach eggs in theirs, it's pretty good. As for the powder, you can apply it after you've strained the noodles for a stronger flavor.

>>30502908

>cooking in MLPG
>MRE thread in /ck/ started by /k/ tripfag
Seems like everyone is getting along today.

>>30502950

Yes the other tripfags destroyed his argument, he gave up. He had two choices, either give up his trip or give up his stupidity.

>>30503019
No, we're /co/ssa/ck/s

>>30502959
applejack dreams of sucking on twilights clean horn

>>30502999
>dat ass
Bueno
>that morbidly obese twilight
Ehhhh, I don't know what to feel. I'm kind of disgusted actually.

>>30502984
Yeah. I pretty much survive on apples nowadays, apples, skimmed milk and water. If I want a change, I have something else - oranges, olives, maybe cook myself something. Occasionally I'll treat myself to eating out.

You can survive on the weirdest things!

>>30502817
>>30502838
>>30502866
>>30502908

okay

what the fuck am I looking at here?

>>30503030
link me in!

>>30503034
>someone giving up their religious beliefs as a result of an Internet argument

bullshit this has never happened

>>30502999

That was a different thing altogether that I did earlier this morning. Two people posted that they popped boners, so mission accomplished.

>>30503047
>olives

>>30503050
a really shitty attempt at making MLP characters look creepy and grimdark

>>30503042
This is a cartoon universe, they become fat from a single large meal, and are back to normal within the hour.

>>30503019
There's a reason /ck/ is our girlfriend. You forget your board-tans or something?

>>30503067

Just ask him.

>>30503081
Dude olives are the best fucking fruit

>>30503047
I didn't eat apples that much...
I was a pear man. Loved dem pears. Always a bag in the fridge.
But MLP changed me.
Now I always have a bag of golden Delicious in my fridge and haven't eaten a pear in three months.
And AJ ain't even my favorite.

>>30503047
>skimmed milk
So you mean you survive on apples and water?

>>30503000
I definitely like where it seems to be going

>>30503099
Was the thread archived?

>>30503099
He's an attention whore, I'm not going to take his word for anything

>>30503081
He likes something that I do not.
>kill him.

I like for example anchovies.

>>30503047
like semen!

Fucking love olives, I don't have a problem opening a can and eating them whole.

>>30502959
Um.
Not that I'm into this kind of thing but maybe if there's a drawfag around or a writefag who could spare a doodle or a quick fic...

How many pictures are there of Celestia and Discord just being cute together?

>>30503123
And I like buttered popcorn flavored Jelly Bellies, which are apparently so heinous that there are more than one Facebook group dedicated to their discontinuation

>>30503123
Fuck fish

>>30503125
I believe I saw /d/ discussing that once, they concluded that it actually would be possible

>>30502983
It's horrible either way, but at least tell me you weren't the one sleeping.

>>30503047
>skimmed milk
I cannot drink anything other than whole milk. Skim and 2% tastes like ass to me.

>>30503140

Not a lot, but I do support it.

They're cute together.

>>30503147
you... LIKE those things?

>>30503161
Fuck... fish?
>I think I'll pass on this one.

>>30503162
No.
...at least, I don't think I was.
...
:|

Obviously anyone who gives up on his beliefs is weak of character and resolve.

Beta as fuck

>>30502999
>obese ponies

What a horrible subject matter. I am completely digested.

>>30503172
Yes. I remember when I went to Disneyland (my dad was working for Disney as an animator so our family got free admission) I would go to the candy store and buy an entire package of nothing but buttered popcorn and snack on it throughout the day

>>30503155
>gif
fuck you for making me laugh this hard!

>>30503195
>I am completely digested
>digested
What?

>>30503171
Cutecord is admittedly a bit out of character.

>>30503195

So I'm thinking about doing a big image/ mildly long comic strip, any suggestions anyone? I sorta want to do a discord/celestia thing, but its so overdone right now...

>>30503081
Heh, it's weird. Olives are an acquired taste. I have a jar of stuffed pimentos in my fridge that I'm slowly working my way through, even though I don't even like them - I hate the taste, but at the same time, I love it. It's bitter, like coffee, you know?

>>30503103
I'm not really one for pears, weirdly enough. I liked them as a kid, but now I can't eat them. I usually have Granny Smiths and Pink Ladies, though, gotta love that crisp flesh!
It's a secret that I usually don't share, but it was actually MLP that got me back into eating apples months ago. Before that the only fruits I ate were grapes and oranges.

>>30503105
Doesn't skimmed milk count? I love milk! I used to drink, like, sixty pints of milk a week. Fuck, it was my addiction. Then I switched from whole milk to skimmed a couple months back and lost nearly four stone since, heh.

>>30503196

>mfw my grandparents don't ever put olives in their dressing

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

>>30503100
>olives
>fruit
Wait seriously?

>>30503155
ahhh ffs. I posted wrong gif.
>>30503176
I meant this one.

>>30503195
>digestion
>not soft vore

don't touch me you filthy casual.jpg

>>30503238
...I think you may have responded to the wrong post

>>30503163
I used to despise skimmed milk, but then one day I tried it and I couldn't taste the difference. Beforehand it had always seemed thin and weak, and then I woke up and it was like my tastebuds just lost the ability to tell. So I switched, and never looked back.

Also, I hate fish. Ugh.

>>30503224
Do it anyway. Discord/Celestia needs more material.
So please, please do.

>>30503227
Man, I can only go down as far as semi-skimmed!

Drink enough of the stuff, though - my family actually mentioned they were having to buy smaller amounts of milk because it was going off now that I'm gone

>>30503224
A comic about nurse pony dealing with all the different injured/sick ponies that visit her during a day

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>>30503163
confirmed for fatass

>>30503196
>no belly button

No boner achieved.

>>30503267
>no belly button or chest tuft
FTFY

>>30503163
I drink fat free milk.

Suck my dick you fat bitch.

>>30503267
>no penis
fixed

>>30503260
Flutterbitch is best bitch

>>30503261
Seconding this.

>>30503264
Hows your inside a bubble treating you?

>>30503285
>fat free
enjoy your tasteless

>>30503257
Well, for me it was a health thing. I'd just hit a British 36 waist when about a year ago I'd been a 30, and I realised that I couldn't carry on drinking so much whole milk with a sedentary lifestyle or I'd end up getting worryingly big. So I switched to protect my health and it really worked, I'm back down to a 30 now.

Haha, my family said the same thing! It's really good, though. Absolutely love the stuff!
Wait, wait, we've had this discussion before. Am I talking to who I think I'm talking to?

>>30503291
yes yes fund it.

>that feel when you can eat and drink anything and never gain weight despite doing minimal physical activity

>>30503261
:P I draw quite enough fo nurse redheart, I run the ask-nurse-redheart.tumblr.com blog, I'd like to do somehting new if thats aight. I'm really leaning towards somethign involving discord now though, I dont draw him nearly enough

Which pony would you most like to suckle milk from?
You can only choose one

>>30503260
flutterbitch had to tone it down after zecora raped her that night

>>30503303
How's being the shape of a bubble treating you?

>>30503313
I don't think I've talked to you about milk before, so I guess not

I suppose health is a valid concern, I'd probably have to consider switching from whole milk too. Luckily, semi-skimmed doesn't seem to be too fattening, despite the huge quantities of it I go through.

>>30503118

Good, good. Do you have any suggestions? All I can think of is that it must be a steep trip back up to the castle which will require a lot of heavy lifting on Twilight's part, but I think there should be a little something more, not sure what, though.

>>30503328
For now. You'll get fat when you get older.

>>30503328
Fuck your cartoon metabolism Pinkie Pie

>>30503313
... You know what, I may do this. I go through about half a gallon of whole milk a day. When I'm thirsty, it's milk, not water. I'll eat two oreos, then chug about a quart of cold milk right out of the jug.

I could very well lose a few pounds switching over to 2%. I'm not even a big guy, but hey, it never hurts.

>>30503343
>Fluttershy
>Zecora
>Rape
Link?

Animated this because I can

>>30503312
I've been drinking fat free for so long everything else taste like pure cream.

>>30503340
Twilight, hands down. And then I'd make her breakfast to return the favour.

>>30503340
celestia for THE POWAH

>>30503371
You soulless bastard.

Add it to the end of the comic and pat yourself on the back.

>>30503328
I miss that feel. I miss it a lot.

>>30503371
That's pretty neat, saved for halloween threads

>>30503260
...and retaliation.

>>30503340
Braeburn.

>>30503328
Yeah but my metabolism will slow down eventually.

>>30503371
the shadow should stretch and follow rather than rotate with dash

>>30503371
Beautiful.

>>30503348
Huh, sorry, it's just that I was just talking to a close person about milk a couple of days ago, and about milkshakes today, who's from here, and it seemed a bit weird that the topic of discussion came around to this.

Anyway, yeah, health is a valid concern, that's the thing. I used to be like >>30503328 and I could eat and drink whatever without gaining any weight, but when I turned 18 things changed - so I had to start watching myself in order to protect my health. Your health is one of the most important things you can have, you know? Semi-skimmed is mostly fine as long as you don't drink too much of it, but consider it - it's worthwhile and the taste isn't different enough for it to be physically intolerable, haha!

>>30503366
It's a worthwhile endeavour, man. If you're not a big guy, don't let it worry you, but the potential of becoming a big guy is still always there. I was well on my way, if I'd stayed like that another year I'd probably have been a 42 and then I'd be big. Just consider it, you know?

Just had to post something...

>>30503408
Seconded

>Posts about weight loss
We /fit/ now?

>>30503447
Oh yes, I would suck that chest dry.

>>30503446
Superior version

>>30503444
heh, I tend to keep my trip on these days, you'd know if it was me
I used to love semi skimmed but we only have skimmed here.. it's not that big a difference.

>>30503446
Why do people draw ponies with rubber hair? In the show it's due to Flash/budget limitations, but seriously...

>>30503458
SQUATS AND OATS BRAH

>>30503479
Corner cutting.

>>30503458
I want to exercise and lose weight, but I can't because I only have two outfits and my brother has a weird OCD where he demands ownership of the laundry room for most of the day and I can't touch his clothes or he has to rewash them so I have trouble having available clothes to change into after exercise so I don't

wow that is a bad excuse isn't it

true though

>>30503462
>Chest
Let's go with that

So, odd question but was this ever finished? I'm pretty sure I left before it was

>>30503444
if I find myself gaining weight, I'll probably start. I actually should have when I got down here, a lot of my milk is in cups of tea, so I'd have had to get used to a new taste from the water anyway.

Still, I don't *think* I'm gaining weight, so that's okay by me!

>>30503458
We here at /co/ strive to give you a complete 4chan experience without the hassle of viewing the many, varied boards 4chan has to offer.

We hope our services have been satisfactory.

>>30503473
I still maintain that Blingee is the most important website ever created

>>30503458

For the LOVE of God, no one show this to Squeak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpOhlGiRTM&feature=player_embedded

We can't afford another artist and writer to die.

>>30503347

No, seriously, how does drinking whole milk get one fat? Has this happen to you before, does your body not react well to whole milk? Are you physically flawed and projecting?

What is this? Anons arguing about Fat free, 2%, Whole Milk?

Faggotry...everywhere

>>30503514
Seconded

>>30503339
tumblr seems a bit mediocre, dude. Wheres the funny or the interesting?

>>30503371
Dear Princess Celestia.
I learned today that if one of your friends is feeling bad and asks you for help, that you should do everything you can, even that pony's request is a little unorthodox.
'Twilight, I don't think Rainbow Dash meant this when she said she wanted to be 'well hung' '
'What am I, a mind reader?'

>>30503527
If you drink enough of it, it'll add up

>>30503502
Haha, yeah, don't worry about it too much. But don't be complacent! I was and it wasn't until I couldn't fit an old pair of jeans any more that I realised. So just...stay aware, you know? No excuse not to!

>>30503514
i created this in blingee
look upon that shit and despair

>>30503543
Man, I only have a few trousers, and I'm starting to need a belt

...maybe I should switch TO whole milk

A new thread.
I made it.

>>30503546
>>30503546
>>30503546
>>30503546

>>30503528
>no snoops

>>30503540
>mfw someone will take this scene and create an obscene and grimdark version of it

>>30503527
Consuming a large amount of fat while living a sedentary lifestyle equates to weight gain, dude. It's as simple as that. Whole milk, drank in copiously, inordinately large amounts (and I'm talking huge amounts here, like I said, sixty pints a week), in combination with other dietary problems, leads to weight gain.
Like I said, two months ago I was no nutritional paragon. I've fixed my problems since then so I don't have to worry about them, but nonetheless it's easy to see why they happen.

>>30503557
Might be worth a shot! Either that or by smaller trousers!

>>30503541
LOL

Eating and drinking to much will get you fat, to much of anything is bad for you. Like with poni, you take it in moderation. One gets fat from not being active, and sits on their ass from dusk till dawn.

Using fat free foods as a crutch to keep one self thin. Fucking lazy ass kids.

>>30503522
>Your parents never surprised you with a trip to Disneyland
Those parents are gods. If I ever have kids I will strive to be like them.

>>30503500
Yeah, stick around for the next thread and I'll post it

>>30503599
>eating less is a crutch
that's a stupid thing to say, anonymous. It's a balance, and if reducing your fat intake balances your scales, then that's all you need.

>>30503530
Eh, don't remind me, I feel like deleting the piece of crap. I thought I could get by on cute or art or soemthing, I'm trying to improve it before I quit on it

>>30502754
This is what I have been saying for the longest fucking time but people keep spouting idiocy. Seriously, the show even makes it a point that Twilight tries to research it, but just gives up when it doesn't just happen when she wants it to.

That's not how science works Twilight.

>>30503667
You just repeated what I said...hows your reading comprehension?

>drinking any kind of milk

You know you're not infants anymore, right?