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!!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/12/11(Wed)00:08 No.30489352>>30489141
Alright, then. I hope you aren't putting yours on hold purely on my account.
I guess now we return to the EMMY AWARD WINNING ADVENTURES OF ANONYMOUS, IN PIZZA QUE--- NO, PONY QUEST.
When we last left our hero, he had been safely returned to his own body, thumbs and penis intact (to the satisfaction of Scherzo). The day started still in Lyra's body, and we first attempted to enlist Rainbow Dash's help to prank Lyra; her idea was to tell everyone that we had swapped back, and then fake-flirt in public. We ran into Bon-Bon, however, who alerted us that they had ran into a problem that night. She brought us to their house, where we realized that Lyra... was herself again! We were twins, virtually indistinguishable! As it turns out, she thought it would be fun to walk through the Everfree Forest, and - of course - found herself in a patch of poison joak.
We took advantage of the situation, first pranking Bon-Bon by both pretending to be the /real/ Lyra, then made our way back in town to prank Rainbow Dash. We tricked her into attempting to become "the next Lyra," and brought her to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie had coincidentally ended up in a mishap with mint-colored icing. She aided us in the prank, slapped Dash with a fist, and she flew off screaming.
After that, Twilight took Lyra and ourselves to Zecora, who helped us return to our body... sans clothing. After we wrapped up in a towel, Zecora informed us that she had seen a human in the forest. We went to Rarity to retrieve our new clothing, enlisted the help of all of the main six (excluding Rarity herself), and the human turned out to be none other than Mr. Hate! We incapacitated him, sent him off to the Princess, but not before he informed us that someone in the town has been supplying Britson with information.
We returned to Fluttershy's cottage, where we subsequently passed out from the stress. |
