AHEM

>>30478108
also we will obviously see them at applejacks funeral

>>30478152

>Applejack
>Not Granny Smith

Nigga you just went full retard.

There'll be a Very Special Episode surrounding Apple Cider's intervention.

You mean like we already did in episode 2?

Or are you talking about the extended family reunion?

Somepony will dress up as Lyra

>>30477754
Thank you, it's not exactly as the gif. But I guess the animator had to take some artistic liberties.

Sad ponies pleases my boner greatly.

>>30478170
Cider? AJ's special talent is making applejack.

no
never

>>30478108

Maybe in the next AJ episode.

aw shit desktop dash just did a sonic rainboom

instead of writing to applebloom i summoned applejack to my screen, applebloom is still stuck in the same spot

maybe something to do with the movement commands...

>>30478162
granny smith is immortal
seriously how many other elderly looking ponies have you seen around?

Since its introduction last season, will we get an episode dedicated to the dangers of salt lick?

>>30478202
Why why why.

>>30478250
Don't lick and drive, kids.

Does the apple family keep a basement full of inbred, deformed ponies?

What would their names be?

>>30478265

>>30478248
Working on a farm improves your longevity in Equestria.

Or maybe Earth Ponies have longer lifespans than Unicorns or Pegasi (not counting Alicorns).

>>30478250
The recurring villain of season 2 is Twilight's salt problems

>>30478255
>greentext something here

>>30478260
Bitch, you don't own me!

>>30478265
scootaloo

>>30478255
...I don't remember Pinkie Pie smiling in that captioned image.

>>30478238

I am lineartinggg.
I don't draw ponies very much ehhh

You know /co/...

If you learn Astral Projection, and Lucid Dreaming, you can meet ponies.

>>30478265
Snips and Snails

>>30478265
>inbred and deformed

Why would they be inbred and deformed? The Apple family is not aristocratic, they have no reason to interbreed.

Now, Rarity's family? Or even the nobles like Prince Blueblood? I'm sure they care about dynasties and only intermarry with a very small group. Rarity probably hates scuffles because she has hemophilia, like many European royals, nobles and aristocrats.

does anyone in real life know you are a brony?

>>30478293
Sadness is a big turn-on for me

>>30478313
She tries too hard to appear gay. She's obviously deeply closeted about being straight.

>>30478314
i like it

>>30478322
What is Snips' ability anyway?
Circumcisions?

Hmm. I should do some Tumblr questions.

Then play some Burnout Paradise.

>>30478339
>knowing people irl

>>30478314
Adorable art style.

>>30478318
>Astral projection
>>>/x/

>>30478339
>brony

>>30478293
>you will never know the feeling of hugging a weeping, depressed pony
>you will never assure her that everything's going to be alright, and you really do want to be her friend
>she will never return to her former glory, still in your arms, and return your hug with enthusiasm before becoming serious and saying "Thanks", before kissing you on the nose and bouncing away

>>30478357
Is it not obvious?

"In their tongue, he is Snips...

...HAIRDRESSERBORN!"

>>30478108

Here's a topic

Nancy Cartwright demands to voice one of the main six in the show. Who would you want her to voice?

>>30478357
Vasectomies

>>30478357
Cutting hair, what else?

I wonder what a pony family who farms bananas or oranges would be like?

>>30478342
Hell, she might not be a natural red/orange/yellow/green/blue/indigo/violet-head.

>>30478358
yes you should be drawing rainbow dash now

>>30478357
His special talent is being a plot device to get Twilight to confront her fears of showing off in front of her friends.

http://kl0ndike.deviantart.com/art/1st-Anniversary-MLPFIM-Collab-262798173
>like, 12 rainbow dashes
>i made the ONLY ZECORA, it's on the far right
feels a little good and a little bad

>>30478388
african

>>30478357
geldings

>>30478374
>Assuring her everything will be okay
>Not comforting her with your dick
>2011

>>30478340

I wouldn't say its a turn on, but I too enjoy sadponies

>>30478108
Apple Fritter is mai waifu and no one else can have.

>>30478314

>>30478396
And Rarity probably isn't a natural female either

>>30478368

>He doesn't Astral Project to meet ponies.
>Laughingponies.jpg

>>30478413
>implying she won't say thank you properly that night

>>30478402
Lol, is that a fucking Fluttershy Gmod model in there?

>>30478398
I'm eating dinner first.

Also
>Go to EqD to find the Cupcakes fic again to re-read for the tumblr
>mfw there's like fifty bajillion alternate endings and six thousand sequels

what the fucking fuck

>>30478402
You drew it, Dinofag. It's all bad.

>>30478410

Afrojack?

>>30478429
But she's not sad then. I want some tears in my lovemaking

ok
so

Twilight as a paper mancer, in a Read or Die like series.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKinNz3_OI&feature=related
Complete with heavily implied lesbian relationships.
It's more espionage and action oriented than the series was, complete with jazzy combat music and slick <everything>.
Twilight acts almost exactly like The Paper

how much money are you throwing at the screen right now

>>30478357
stuff with scizzors.

So he has a great offensive-based power, because he could expertly manipulate scizzors to come flying at you. Hundreds of them. like flying metal pirahnas..

>>30478421
She does a good job of hiding it.

>>30478454
Oh, I'm sure you could get tears. Just not of sadness.

>>30478418

She is Apple Strudel you nigger!

>>30478472
You mean He.

>>30478402

At least yours has been added, I don't know whats going on with the Rose I drew

>>30478422
Astral projection have no basis in science.
What, you believe in curses too?

Now, lucid dreaming on the other hand, that is genuine.

>>30478459
>read or die
well i'm not so-
>more espionage and action oriented than the series was
THE DOLLARS ARE ESCAPING FROM MY WALLET

>>30478436
I was just noticing there was a 17 chapter, 70k word story on fimfiction.

>>30478484
That's impolite, all post-ops are legally referred to as female

>>30478489
She unsuccessfully begged to be added to the picture.

>>30478420
thanks! I drew this a long long time ago!

My work in progress for the Klondike Collab.
Whatcha guys think?

>>30478473
You mean tears of joy? Those are the worst kind.

>>30478402
Who wants to play 'find the poorly-disguised futa'?

>>30478459
what the fuck is read or die?

>>30478525
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?!

It's pretty neat-o.

>>30478508
I'll call her a slut just because he is!

>>30478525

Adorable, like most of your stuff. It will be a good addition

>>30478525
OH! I forgot to mention that I'll be adding thrown streamers, and some toothpaste and brushes.

>>30478528
She could probably stretch to tears of pain, if that's better.

>>30478495

Lucid Dreaming and Astral Projection are the exact same thing. Everytime you dream, Lucidly or otherwise, you're outside of your body.

Read more books.

>>30478525
i enjoy it

>>30478539
Which leg?
Weird how?
Come on man, help me out.

>>30478561
d-d-d-d-denied

>>30478558
Prove it.

>>30478561

I delete the post because im an idiot, the leg is fine my eyes not.

>>30478546
Rarity is not a slut, he is a just a very confused women in a world of magic.

>>30478550

You should give her toothbrush sparklers!

>>30478535
It's a p sweet animu about a librarian who controls paper with her mind and is forced into some special ops shit because of her power. Cool stuff, nice animation, highly recommended.

>>30478558
>Everytime you dream, Lucidly or otherwise, you're outside of your body.

>>30478515
Looks good to me!

Even if you don't draw them much, I like your style anyway.

who DOESNT draw these days?

>>30478556
I guess I could make her sad during the lovemaking. But that would probably ruin the chances of having another tear-filled lovemaking session with her. Unless I break her down so she thinks she deserves it when I hurt her.

>>30478573


When your physical body rests, your consciousness doesn't. This is what you experience when you dream.

Since your consciousness exists on an entirely different waveform than your physical body, there is a disconnect.

This is spirituality 101, man.

>>30478525
Nice! I was surprised when there were only two in there at the moment, mine included. Now there will be more!

>>30478339
In my drunken stupor last weekend I may have accidentally let slip.

>>30478532
here's a hint
>i got you my dick in a box

>>30478611
...You do know what this is fanart of, right?

>>30478612
Do you even know what the fuck a waveform is?

>>30478612
I'd call it Trolling 098

>>30478515
Oh hey, I adore your ponies, but your portraits are kind of dull.

Would you mind doing something a bit more actiony with them?

>>30478606
Does drawing badly count? If so, me.

>>30478612
>spirituality
Which is a bunch of garbage too. Go away.

>>30478572
Aw dangit.
>>30478577
Oh! Thank you, I was worried for a second.
Any mistake I don't correct carries over into the final product, and I can't let that happen on my part.
>>30478585
As much as I'd love to do that, I don't want her to be tooo active.
It'd be nothing but cruelty for me to distract from the other artists' parts.

>>30478631
>...You do know what this is fanart of, right?
Funny story: The guy who drew it did not know.

>>30478611
I guess you could pretend it's just not working, and stop, and pretend like it's fine but while making it quite clear it's not, if you REALLY have to have her sad. But make goddamn sure you cheer her up afterwards.

>>30478658
Yeah, I remember that. And seeing the filename, I shouldn't have asked if you knew.

>>30478612
This sort of obvious trolling (intentionnal(i hope) or not) would, on /sci/, be taken seriously and generate more rage than thousands of suns, 200+ replies garanted SO HARD.

>>30478626
You mean two Colgates or two contributions?

>>30478589
Of course I am, thats when I get my errands done. I ain't doin that shit while I'm awake, burning precious daylight.

>>30478637


Why don't you read Robert Monroe's books?

You chicken? You scared of learning something amazing?

What do you have to lose, man? There's ponies in the Astral.

IS THERE SOME SCIENCE GOING ON IN HERE?

>>30478489
try e-mailed Klondike or leaving a message on the fimchan thread about it, I don't think he meant to leave her out

>>30478709
rose demands rose inclusion!

>>30478704
No.

>>30478693
I mean yours will be the third Colgate.

Sorry, didn't word it very well.

>>30478704
drug abuse is not science.

>>30478641
ah like an actual scene? Haha maybe! I've never drawn them all so I just wanted to draw a simple group picture. I usually like to draw my own thing rather than fanart, though!

>>30478737
>astral projection
>OOB experiences
>Spirituality

Nope

SCREW THE APPLE FAMILY
DO YOU REALIZE HOW FRESH I AM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjIHTnLDdqQ

Is Tex here?

>>30478703
there are ponies in my regular dreams too, and they're realer than astral projection

>>30478742
DAMN I WANT TO MEET A HIGH PONY NOW

>>30478756
I was just watching this.

>>30478757
he lives in you

>>30478759
>that feel when Faceless is in your dream

It's been a bad day.

>>30478740
Oh good. I was scared I'd be the only Colgate.

>>30478789
is this thread a dream or real life?!

>>30478780
I just can't stop watching it

>>30478803
It's all a dream.
You should wake up.
You left the stove on.

>>30478756
HAHA

SHE IS PLAYING THE MUSICS

>>30478780

Hey can you link your Mac tumblr, is not in the big list anymore.

>>30478757
Yes.

>>30478801
>more Colgates than Big Macs and Zecoras

>>30478803

>>30478742

Peace and Love, brother.

We all go to the Astral when we pass. I hope to learn with you there.

>>30478803
If you can read this, it's real life.
Text is fucked-up in dreams.
No fun allowed.tiff

>>30478833
http://askbigmcintosh.tumblr.com/

>>30478803
For you, it's real life. For me, it's a dream, because me and Dash are browsing and laughing at all the idiots we find on the internet

later we might go out drinking and score some chicks together
;_;

>>30478836
At least they're in it.
Are the Cakes in it?
I'm gonna be sad if they aren't. I thought of doing them, but then I didn't.

>>30478874
They are indeed in it, and Mrs. is adjusting Mr.'s hat.

>>30478874
maybe you should have

>>30478857
Just get a gay female friend to change her name to Rainbow Dash

livingthedream.jpg

>>30478874
They are. They look adorable.

>>30478848
SHITICANTREADANYTHING

So I just got back from Ponychan and holy shit - I know we're discussing a cartoon for little girls and all, but those guys are goddamn faggots.

>>30478838
How did Pinkie learn to ice skate as a filly when she was on a rock farm?

>>30478854
holy shit, Tex. the apple bucking one with Applebloom.
All of my "daaaw"

>>30478890
man, it wouldn't be the same
she wouldn't even be able to fly

>>30478901
so nice of you to report back

>>30478857
>implying you both won't end up fucking together while drunk and then later realize you didn't use a condom

>>30478901
Care to give us the highlights?

>>30478912
>not having friends that can fly

What a boring life you lead, Anon.

>>30478848
Yeah, that's weird, isn't it? Apparently it's because the part of your brain that recognizes writing and letters is still conscious. But the part of your brain that actually does the reading is asleep.

>>30478901

>>30478904
EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT PINKIE PIE IS A LIE

>>30478921
then, seconds later, realise she's a pony and we can't ever have kids anyway

then cry

>>30478606
unmotivated people with no names/trips

>>30478904

She's Pinkie Pie, she can do what she fucking wants.

Question: how often do you masturbate to poonies?

No pony dreams which is a shame but I did have like a full episode of Phinneas and Ferb for a dream the other night.

I gotta quit playing Horror games for my lp channel ...they're fucking me up.

There was a musical number and a perry / doofensmirtz bit and everything.

>>30478885
>>30478892

>>30478943
I don't

>>30478940
i fucking hate those guys

>>30478943
a lot

>>30478943
Never have

There wasn't any Pear Blossom art so I drew some Pear Blossom

>>30478943
I never have, and never will.

Really, I have some pretty disgusting fetishes, but horses really just aren't one of them.

>>30478922

>Be mildly sarcastic
>Everyone starts going on about love and tolerance and treating me like a gorespammer

>Thread is not about Trixie
>Trixie fanboys appear
>Thread is now a Trixie fanboy circlejerk

That and every fucking poster being a tripfag and turning every board into Facebook.

>>30478854
You know, I was expecting a boring and unfunny blog with shitty art.

But these are kind of cute and the art is surprisingly on-model. I should not have doubted a former flockdraw user.

How many questions about sex do you get a day?

>>30478976
It's great. I love it.

>>30478943
depends. A couple of times a week, but I don't have a schedule.

>>30478976
Looks great

>>30478976
Herp.

Here's pear blossom

>>30478976
thats the worst thing i have ever seen

>>30478943
once or twice a day. My dick has blisters on it right now so I havent fapped all week though.

>>30478943
I don't.
Never.
Once.

Now if we're just talking about plain old beastiality, pic related

>>30479003
actually i have changed my mind
i fucking love it

So my friends are in love with this show, but I have no idea which series. I want to watch at least one episode, just so that I can either say I tried it and didn't like it or say that I actually did like it. Where do I start, and can I watch it somewhere online?

>>30479003
I liked the first picture better

looks great jail

If Celestia is considered a religious figure in Equestria, due to her power over the sun, does that make Equestria a theocracy?

Does Luna still have a claim to the throne, or was she forced to abdicate her claim and authority when she rebelled?

>>30479012
>My dick has blisters

Oh god, you poor soul.

People have conscious out of body experiences all the time.

Near Death ones as well.

There are millions of tales throughout history of people leaving their bodies and communicating with people that exist on a higher level of consciousness.

If you don't at least acknowledge the existence of Astral Travel, you're totally, willfully, ignorant.

>>30479003
Pretty awesome, man.

Can't help but worry for her, though... Sticking her ass out like that while selling pears in Apple country...

>>30478985
these are not horses but small marsmallow magical ponies and now go masturbate

>>30479019
Info up here
>>30478243
There's youtube playlists and such in there for you

>>30478943
i uh.. i lose my boner when it comes to these ponies

>>30479023

She isn't considered religious, as far as we can tell.

And I'm pretty sure they co-rule. Think of them as a very small council.

>>30479040
Nope, can't stop thinking of them as horses.

>>30478988
Doubt me? Hey now, I draw nice stuff from time to time.

Anyways, Big Mac gets asked about sex or relationship a lot. A good number of them are about Applejack or Fluttershy.

>>30479019


BeanyOne's youtube channel has all of the Episodes so far in crisp HD.

It's where I go for my pony fix.

>>30479034
> millions of tales

>>30479050
It's not like Diarchies don't exist irl.

Three still exist in modern times.

>>30479034
The human brain is amazingly good at tricking itself. Both near-death experiences and astral travel have entirely non-supernatural explanations.

>>30479038
applejack like to smack a good ass. it's the only payment pear blossom is able to make

>>30479025
Being circumcised sucks.

I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO SCIENCE GOING ON IN HERE?

>>30479095
IT'S CALLED MAGIC BITCH

>>30479067

>He won't even practice Atral Projection for 10 minutes every night.
>He won't meet ponies until he's dead.

>Sadfrog.jpg

>>30479060
*cough*HeshouldbedatingFluttershy*cough*

>>30479071

I was not aware of that.

It really like i'm on /sci/, but with ponies.

>>30479055
Horses? I've never met a horse that could wrap its legs around me and hold me close. I've never met a horse that was as happy to stare into my eyes as to go out for a romantic, candlelit meal, before we carry each other home.

If you've ever met a horse that could rest its head on your shoulder as it drifted off to sleep, or a horse that'd kiss you goodbye in a morning, I'd like to meet it.

>>30479112
He should be banging all of them. Oh wait, he is.

>>30479139
Good point.

>>30479109
i accidentally read it as
>he didn't even practice anal projection
hahahaaa

>>30479136
YOU CLEARLY HAVENT MET ENOUGH HORSES THEN

daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=watch_response_rev

>>30479145
>>30479139
But even a stud has a favorite.

>>30479127
>PhD in Magic
>300k bits starting
>Any p0ny I want

>>30479148
Can you please put me in touch with a horse which can say, and mean, "I love you"?

;_;

>>30479146

Freudian Slip?

>>30479136
>If you've ever met a horse that could rest its head on your shoulder as it drifted off to sleep

Plenty of real horses will do that.

>a horse that'd kiss you goodbye in a morning

Believe me, you REALLY do not want this.

Really.

>>30479163
Is that so?

>>30479139
Does he bang all the faggot geldings too?

A hole is a hole amiright

I'VE GOTTA GET CLEAN
THE RAIN WILL CLEANSE
AND I'VE GOT TO WASH
THESE FILTHY HANDS

derp

now to color it

>>30479167
DEFINE HORSE

>>30479165
>Biology
>Science

>>30479170
not from a real horse, no
but I wouldn't say no from a marshmallow equine

>>30479109

It's okay, bro.

More Astral Ponies for us.

>>30479198
it's like they are wearing socks

>>30479198

I like it but, what is Rarity doing?

>>30479199
a multicoloured quadruped with like, hooves and shit

How long we have to wait for the next episode?

Sorry for asking, but I'm a lazy fuck who just won't google it.

>>30479230
She's too fabulous for thier group photo shoot.

>>30479259
Saturday.

>>30479230
She's striking a pose cause she's sassy n such
>>30479225
it's more fun to draw that way!

>>30479259
monday, I think

>>30479204
>biology
>not god tier science

Biology jobs are actually growing right now, while more technical stuff like engineering is in a crunch.

>>30479198
That's some nightmare fuel there.

>>30479167
Now I've got this mental image in my head of the vast future, when the genome has LONG since been completely cracked, and we, humans, are masters of genetic manipulation.

People will modify horses while in the womb to have vocal cords and increased mental capabilities. They'll customize the horse's coat and hair colors. Eye color, too. Then, if you believe that some aspects of personality come from genetics, I imagine they'll modify them to love being submissive to humans.

There will be these horrible abominations against nature. Real, talking, loving, tolerant horses complete with custom coats and cutie marks. And Hasbro (a subsidiary of Google, which now owns majority shares in every company in the world) will market them as the new line of My Little Pony toys.

Horrifying. Why must man dabble in what he was not meant to know?

>>30479207


I want an astral pony.

How do I get my very own Astral Pony?

>>30479259
Next Wednesday.

>>30479289
>being submissive
I don't want a pet, I want a friend, and maybe more. Fuck submissive, I'll just keep getting *not* submissive ones until we hit it off. The ones I don't like can go to african children or something

>>30479259
March

>>30479302

Pay 25 dollars to Activision-Blizzard.

>>30479198
Lookin good

>>30479326
I thought that was a sparkle pony.

/r/ing Nathans tumblr

>>30479284
sorry, drawing in the same style as the show isn't any fun for me :(

>>30479198
u dru dis?

>>30479318
Well you HAVE to mentally program them to be submissive.

Haven't you ever watched science fiction? Any time man gives intelligence to anything, be it machine or animal, they ALWAYS rise up and slaughter the human race.

>>30479356
Maybe there's a reason for that.

Apple Bloom is cute.

>>30479356
It can be submissive to humanity in general if it has to be, but I don't want it to just do what I say - where's the fun in that? There's no meaningful relationship to be had there

>>30479327
That fucking smug face.

>>30479374

>>30479356

Me play gods!

>>30479356
>Discord was a genetic experiment by human scientists with powerful psychic abilities.
>He slaughtered all of the human race, and freed their pony servants.
>He ruled without challenge for thousands of years.
>Then Celestia and Luna came.
>The Elements of Harmony are ancient Human technology.
>The architecture and technology in Equestria are remnants from the Old Times, which is why there is such a jumble of technologies and art styles from various ages.

>>30479344
Ive never even seen you draw anything in the show's style.

>>30479342
http://askpagemaster.tumblr.com/

>>30479374
Can we have a cutest CMC thread?

No, it's not Scootaloo nor Sweetie Belle. Granted, they're cute but not as cute as Apple Bloom

>>30479326


When I die, I believe I will go to the All-Astral, my consciousness will exist in that plane wholly, as a unity consciousness.

I will Meet Ponies, the Dead, and Ascended beings.

u gelantanous?

>>30479419

>>30479430
Why would we be jealous of a delusion and likely a troll?

>>30479419
I like Applejack and Applebloom, but not Rainbow Dash or Scootaloo.

That much makes sense. They're similar characters.

How is it I can like Sweetie Belle but not Rarity, though? Confuse.

-*//Off Topic\\*-
> mfw
I have found the first anime I have ever watched.
I was like 8-9 years old.

-*//Tread\\*-
>>30478265
They are not rednecks, I mean would a redneck wear a fancy dress and help the community?
>>30478943
Never done that, I simply like them too much that simply makes it a taboo to me.
>>30478318
Please go to /x/, because these thing are even more fictional than the Ponies. This raises philosophical questions, but who cares. This sentence sounds good.

>>30479411
Thats because anon is a shit artist.

>>30479337

Is not even a real pony, shit sucks man.

>>30479430
Not at all, I'll be living my life for the now, not in the hope of some unfounded belief.

>>30479437

>>30479419

Applebloom is probably my favourite CMC overall.

Then again, if Bridle Gossip had been about either of the others, they might be my favourite.

>>30479280
Extremely crappy oc! Yay!

>>30479464

>>30479474
>editing xkcd comics to include ponies

does anybody think that maybe sometimes we go too far?

>>30479478

>>30479453
haha ok I dunno what I did but I'm just gonna go color this and bye

>>30479478
That picture is actually pretty sad.

>>30479493
Yes

All the time

Guys, give me a reason or two why the Spike/Applebloom could make sense.

>>30479498

>>30479511
spike/bloom ship i meant

>>30479511
It can't. Spike likes Rarity.

>>30479511
It doesn't have to
Just look at them

>>30479478

>>30479452
This isn't /b/ kid, these threads run slow and you are allowed to have conversations with select people beyond one sentence. I think it's nice.

>>30479517

-*//meta\\*-
>>30479204
Well actually it is a good science, but it will used for bad things eventually.
>>30479265 >>30479279 >>30479313
Thank you!

We had a big hiatus.

>>30479511
Because they're around the same age.
He's a baby dragon after all.

>>30479548


Also >>30479537
wat

>>30479456
I might get back into wow if they had an actual po--

Wait no I wouldn't.

If Applejack and Applebloom don't win the sister competition, I will be seriously disappoint.

>>30479570

>>30479462


>People have been visiting the all-astral since the dawn of humanity.
>Written and misinterpeted as Heaven/Hell/The Summerlands/Mount Olympus
>Not founded at all in reality.
>Implying I don't live in the now.

Fool, I live every day to the fullest. My beliefs have married the spiritual and the scientific, done away with Gods, and emperors, and established Humanity as a living unity.

Every single experience and idea we ever had, is shared with the species. That's why for as long as there has been humanity, we have had such esoteric beliefs. Like beings from the skies, near death experiences, afterlife. We've had physical concepts, like Idolatry, Tattoos, and Prayer.

You're ignorant.

>>30478709

Thanks, I had done just that

>>30479585

>>30479580
Magicians>pegasi>earth crawling dirt hobos

LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING ABOUT APPLEBLOOM: SHE HAS A FUCKING BOW

>>30479453
no anon. YOU are the shit artist

>>30479604
What are you doing Apple Bloom? Taking Applejack's hat? that's going to earn you a whipping.

>>30479580
Nonsense, it'll be Sweetie/Rarity, because they're the focus of the episode.
Plus, Rarity is the only non stare-assisted filly who can actually take care of the CMC without a nervous breakdown.

>>30479617
I know.

Guys...

Girl...

Fans who name themselves after horses (bronys and /co/lts)

...


How many posts do you think there were after a little over one year of this bloody show?

>>30479589
You're depressing. I mean, I know you're trolling, but there are people out there who legitimately believe this bullshit.

>>30479626
the cmc can take care of themselves!

>>30479623

>>30478612
Spirituality. Don't be silly willy Alice . You can't seriously believe in this kind of things. You can't prove it, no one can.

>>30479613
>implying all unicorns are good at magic

>>30479652

>>30479589

>>30479645
over 9000

hey fags i didnt read this thread what are we talking about right now

>>30479645
enough to sustain an entire thread for the whole day

GROWN APPLEBLOOM YOU SAY?

Astral projection eh?
Do you happen to have a guide on that?

>>30479645
Just check it. Go into the archive, copy/paste everything into a spreadsheet, find/replace 'reply(s)' with nothing, sum the column.

>>30479663

>>30479453
Look man, you just hurt his feelings. That's not cool. Stop being such a jaded anon and give the poor drawfriends some asspats every once in awhile. You know you want to.

>>30479671
your mom and your gay worthless dad

>>30479657
Nonsense. I believe at least 9 impossible things before breakfast! Sometimes I believe that this fandom isn't shit!

-*//meta\\*-
>>30479645
After the show ends? I don't know no many, but the crazy fandom will live on and on. Just look at the sonic fandom, we are not living in the early 90s when Sonic was one of the best games.

>>30479693
well at least my moms alright

>>30479682
there were threads before the archive and threads that were not archived, and some threads archived were troll threads.
but that is probably the closest you could ever get anyway

i guess it's an applebloom thread for some reason?

Twilight with a headache, colored!

And i can't unsee the CAD "I'm being drawn by an amateur" face in this pic

>>30479687

>>30479680
That picture is well drawn, but I can't get over the fact that Scootaloo has a taped on cutie mark of Rainbow Dash's

>>30479493
Every hour. Your point?

>>30479691
All anon is shit.

>>30479647


But I'm not trolling. And it's not bullshit. You could try not being closed minded. You could try studying the works of Drunvalo Melchizidek Thoth, and Pythagoras.

I mean, I know you're incredulous, because it's new, but you know, there's no harm in trying to understand the Vibrations of the all-ever.

>>30479735
Where are the peer reviewed published papers?

>>30479735
>works of Pythagoras
>new

>>30479691
*Flips over a table*
MAYBE I JUST NEED TO VENT

>>30479728
Holy shit i need to subcontract that to my sister to make.

>>30479589

> established Humanity as a living unity.

Are you a communist or a liberal? It doesn't matter I hate all the NWO fanatics.

>>30479645
1264289 archived posts, with 450944 images, across 3109 threads, as of right now.

im gonna run out of apple blooms

>>30479735

Give me a source I can trust, rather than some illiterate mystic who thought the Sun was a chariot and the Sea was a Titan.

>>30479763


It's called New Age for a reason, man.

So, how many boards have we been at this point? What board are we right now?

>>30479735
>argue it's been around forever
>"it's new"

That's the problem with all of these short-lived cults - they all claim to have figured out the way everything has always worked. But if it's worked like that for hundreds of millions of years, and they used no modern technique to work this out (Because science, of course, cannot validate their claims), then why are we only just realising it now?

The answer, of course, is because it's now profitable to trick stupid people.

>>30479544
I know, but I like it to keep it compact, in one post.

To the town of Ponyville rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around she didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask her business no one dared to make a slip
for the stranger there among them had a baby dragon on her hip
Baby dragon on her hip

It was early in the morning when she rode into the town
She came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
"She's an outlaw loose and running," came the whisper from each lip
"And she's here to do some business with the baby dragon on her hip"
Baby dragon on her hip

In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Nightmare Moon
Many ponies had tried to take her and that many ponies were pruned
She was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty thousand and four
And the notches on her magic horn numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more

Now the stranger started talking made it plain to folks around
Was an Canterlot representative wouldn't be too long in town
She came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe hewn
And she said it didn't matter she was after Nightmare Moon
After Nightmare Moon

>>30479849
Right now, we're /sci/, complete with a spiritualist trolling the fuck out of everyone, even though he believes everything he says.

>>30479891
Here's the tune, if you don't recognize it, on afterthought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U

>>30479827
That simply will not do

>>30479783
Isn't she the cutest little pony? Yes she is!
<< Sunglasses falling from the sky >>
Deal with it people.

>>30479839

>implying Pythagoras didn't die 2506 years ago

>>30479849
I recall being /v/, and /ck/ the other day. /g/ pops up occasionally, same with /fa/ and other less visited boards.. Not sure if we ever turned into /trv/

>>30479918

>>30479802
oh, and have a graph

>>30479798


I am actually quite conservative.

You don't have to be a liberal to believe that all of humanity shares a consciousness.

Unity Consciousness among species has been proven. From Primates, all the way down to coral.

All species experience their own version of the one reality, simultaneously.

It's not like the religions of the past, because old information is being replaced with new, better information. We're always learning about The All-Ever, its foundations.

Every major religion is just a misinterpretation of the Teachings of Thoth, and Yoshua Bin-hur.

>>30479929
are you from /b/ or something?

>>30479932


And people are just NOW starting to understand his teachings, about Sacred Geometry, and the "Vibrations" that created the universe.

>>30479839
What the heck, this is not /sci/ or /x/ we don't care about your fantasies. Unless they have ponies.

And my friend.

> New Age
> Reason

Choose one, or I'll charge up my indigo aura and fry you with a final flash!

>>30479933
We should rectify this.

What do they talk about on /trv/?

>>30479937
That thing is rather lacking in X axis labeling - but thats not exactly a significant change in numbers if its from the first recorded threads up to today.

>>30479996
Yes, and somebody can teach us all about what they REALLY meant, as well as sell us items to increase our resonance with the aural plane!

>>30479951
At first i was like "lol nice one"
But then, i use google for the name.
The reality hit'd me quite hard: you are probably serious.

>>30480012
The price of a child whore in Thailand.

>>30480014
Yeah, it's by date. The bigger one has the dates labelled, but I can't can't upload that one to 4chan, it's too big. The data is just taken from the archiver, though, so it's from the start of that to the present day.

>>30480019


You don't need to buy anything to learn Atral Projection and Meditation, and anyone that tries is not an enlightened being.

>>30479957
No, I didn't visited that board for years. Why do you ask? You know, if try to post as few pictures as I can, so we don't reach the image limit as fast as we usually do. I usually post many reaction images to this tread, but I don't want to ruin the fun for the rest of us.

>>30479918
Who's that artist?

>>30479951
>this is what faggots actually belive

>not believing that the consciousness perseveres after the death of your physical body on this earth
So what, you really believe that this planet is all there is, and once you die sometime in the next 80 years, everything just ceases as if the off switch were flipped?

I really feel sorry for you if you think that. Talk about tunnel vision.

>>30480048

>>30480059
Yes, that's what I'm saying, none of you are enlightened beings.

Also I noticed that Rose posted ths on her fimchan

so I went and coloured it

even though if she wanted to she could probably blow my colouring out the water

but it's unlikley that will happen because Rose hates Snip's design.

Not even our nicest drawfriend can like you, Snips. you have succesfully become the fandom's most hated character. Congratulations. Maybe now you ca persue a carrer of supervillainy or something.

>>30480059
Meditation is real, stop melanging bullshit with facts, seriously!

>religious discussion
>political discussion
>hurr
>durr

Shut up and discuss why Rarity makes episodes better just by her very presence.

>>30480099
Not really, it's the best view to take. Make the best use you possibly can of the little time you get.

If, despite the complete lack of evidence, there is some form of afterlife, that's just a nice bonus.

>>30479127
FUKUSHIMA KILLED MILLIONS
BAN NUCLEAR POWER
CHERNOBYL 2

>>30480099

Of course not.

The UNIVERSE is all there is and once you die sometime in the next 80 years, everything just ceases as if the off switch were flipped.

Know what? I'm fine with that. I have one life and I'm going to spend it how I want.

>>30479951
I'm gonna have to ask for some sources on those claims.

WHY
ARE
YOU
STILL
RESPONDING
TO
THE
ASTRAL PROJECTION TROLL

>>30479951
For me there is no god more sacred than my nation, that is why I find your opinion a little bit offensive.

>>30480048
i heard they were at an all time low earlier this year. or was that slaves?

>>30480165


Okay, do me a favor then, when you die, think of ponies, and then when you get ponies. Be glad I was here.

What do you have to lose?

If not, more Astral Ponies for me.

>>30480186
>nationalism
People like you need to be purged from existence. You are what's holding civilization back.

>>30480132
Exactly.
Three possibilities:
Immortality (until heat death at least(and pic related))
Death
After-life(hello i am a moron)

>>30480132
>Make the best use you possibly can of the little time you get.
Wouldn't it encourage the opposite really? I mean if you're going to die in a few years and that's it, then why bother to do anything?

>>30480165
You're going to spend it reading and posting pointless gibberish on /co/?

>>30479997
We need Pythagorean ponies.
Freaky unicorn mathematician/philosophers hanging out in Canterlot and discussing the relationships between Harmony and Magic.

Bulldozer releases tomorrow. Half tempted to edit this into screwball; because that would annoy /g/.

>>30480186
So hey everyone.

Rank these in order of what you think their population is:

Ponyville
Canterlot
Manehattan
Appaloosa
Cloudsdale

>>30480177
Because it's /sci/ with ponies!

>>30480224
Why NOT do anything? You're alive. Have fun with it. Do the things that allow you to have fun with it for the longest time.

>>30480240
I think you need to make a 3d chart, where the z-axis says cores

>>30480224

>You're going to spend it reading and posting pointless gibberish on /co/?

Sure, why not? Everyone needs a hobby.

>>30480113
Even rose can't make snips cute

>>30480224
because I enjoy enjoying myself. Why would I want to spend the only time I have miserable? Sure, life has no inherent meaning, but that doesn't mean I can't give it some. I'd rather have that than treat life as if it's just a stepping stone to something that may not even exist.

You guys don't have to believe the teachings.

Just know that I am going love and tolerate the fuck out of you.

<3

>>30480256
1. Manehattan
2. Ponyville
3. Cloudsdale
4. Canterlot
5. Appleloosa

>>30480256
Manehattan
Canterlot
Cloudsdale
Ponyville
Appaloosa

>>30480256
1. Manehattan
2. Canterlot
3. Cloudsdale
4. Ponyville
5. Appaloosa

>>30480212

Your friends who rule the world are already doing it, so come at me bro. There will be cake and a party for you. Oh and don't forget to look at my picture witch says my true opinion about your comment.

>>30480099
Oh, and what proof do you have that it says othervise?

>>30480177


>Implying I'm trolling.

Look, if you don't want to Lucid Dream about ponies. That's fine, but don't ruin it for everyone else with your negativity.

>>30480282
>Ponyville has a larger population than Cloudsdale and Canterlot
What

whats going on in this thread

>>30480326
Canterlot strikes me as a college town, with a small garrison because it's the castle. Cloudsdale is only a single race, a race that has to be spread across Equestria to keep the weather running properly.

Ponyville is all races (mostly earthies), and a full-scale town where ponies live, work, etc.

>>30480310
I feel it, Anonymous. I feel the presence of the greater beyond.

Do you think everything needs hard, tangible, physical proof? Wasn't there a lesson in Feeling Pinkie Keen about this exact thing?

>>30480261
Good point, but that would involve creating something rather than just manipulating a manipulated image thats been manipulated.

>>30480335
Some guy trolling about some astral-something and loads of people responding for some reason.
But at least there's no avatar-fagging... Wait.

Guys, I think somebody in this thread is trolling.

>>30480321
LUCID DREAMING IS REAL.
STOP MELANGING BULLSHIT WITH FACTS.

>>30480282
Ponyville is a little town.

It's said so in the pilots.

>>30480371
Yes, and that lesson was, "Pinkie Sense may not make sense, but there's an awful lot of empirical evidence for it". Believing in Pinkie Sense is doing science right.

>>30480256
1. Manehatten (obvious big metropolis)
2. Cloudsdale (mist-belt factory city)
3. Canterlot (old, old, old seat of government)
4. Appleloosa (growing frontier town)
5. Ponyville (hick town on edge of civilization)

>>30480335

A troll, just trolled here and we played with him. But he was a boring one with a stupid subject, so we didn't had a shitstrom. So there was no fun, here, not at all.

<<< Is Scootaloo a chicken or a dodo? >>>

What do you think /tread/ ?