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!!E2eM83KgRwI 10/11/11(Tue)01:42 No.30463014>>30462743
45,000 strong, they marched. An unstoppable legion. Celestia's mighty horde.
Ten years had passed since Twilight had first visited Ponyville, and unlike war, it had changed. During the third year of her tenure in Ponyville, a new sovereign arose from the west. She called herself Faustus, and she was a fallen deity who once wrote the very way the world function, but now, was nothing more than a mere mortal pony, if powerful and influential. By manner of demonic trickery, she had fooled Celestia into a bargain. She had promised Celestia that the rest of her reign as Princess would be marked by peace. Soon, Faustus took control, ending Celestia's reign, keeping her as only a political figurehead. Then the peace ended.
The regiments formed ranks and pounded down the plains, wings of pegasi soaring above, for tactical support. Nopony avoided serving in the grand army of Faustus. Nopony but me.
My name is Grenade Muscle. Though a humble Earth Pony from an abusive family, I have risen from poverty, greed, and violence of the underworld that is the gutters of Ponyville. Though I am the best marksman and thief in all of Equestria, that is not why I have been so successful. Nor is the fact that I design my own fully automatic sniper railguns with missile attachments.
No, the reason I have risen to such great heights, are with the aid of my lover. You see, one day, Faustus, Dark Queen of Equestria, found me beating up bullies in Canterlot square for their lunch money, and she fell madly in love with me, the moment she saw my tough and cool physique. I don't love her back, because loving people isn't cool, so I just use her for money and sex.
My favorite things are death, blood, violence, and dark bands that get me like Linkin Park. I hate parents, and killed mine when I was a colt. |
