>>30416146

Yes.

Meh.
They'd probably die.
Which is bad.

>>30416146
Nope.

>>30416146
Metroid prime would be better if Dash did voice overs berating you for how much you suck.

>What? It's just a stupid double jump! You are so useless.

my imposter is kind of fun
but come on man, i'm not asexual, i love weaver. what are you doing?

>>30416192
And what game would this be?

>MFW I still have yet to play past the first 2 parts of Bioshock and Dead Space.

I only play mature games for mature gamers. Stuff like pokemon and MarioKart Wii

>Majora's Mask

Hell no. WAAAAAY too grimdark and depressing. Ponies would just clash too much.

Hmm...
Well it changes so often. I think that Twilight would be too busy hogging the controls to master that 90-hit combo to really enjoy it mysefl

Quake III.
I don't think it would
That monotonous jump sound would be hilarious though
Imagine Pinkie going
"UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH" spamming rockets

>>30416220
I never said I was asexual.

>Majora Mask with ponies
It could be interesting

>>30416146
I don't know, I've never read FO:Equestria

>>30416146

I think Dino-Fag, yes.

Of course ONI or Final Fantasy 7 would be strange for them.

>>30416224
But that's the worst Mario Kart.

>>30416221

Oblivion. I hope we get some nice mods for Skyrim not that gary shit.

Just letting everyone know that sex-toy Fluttershy is coming up.

>>30416253
Not really. The worst mario kart is _______ you_____

>>30416263
Hehe
>Oblivion
>Let your favorite pony mod it to hell
What's the end results?

>>30416280

>X-Com: UFO Defense

I don't think friendship works very well against Heavy Plasmas and Chryssalids...

>>30416245
you're getting bent out of shape by weaver's rape-corruption comic, that's nothing man

someone post the picture of the hot girl taking pictures of a cut-out horse's heart then snuggling up inside the carcass
that shit was hilarious

offtopic bullshit

>>30416296
i
what

> Do the Ponies have living parents?

You never see them on screen.

>>30416296
Kay, maybe I am a bit asexual then.

No, no it would not. Lost Odyssey would fucking suck if it had ponies.

Fallout 3? Isnt there a fanfic about that?

>>30416350
pussy

>>30416289

For my warrior Applejack, mage Rarity and rogue Sweetie Belle.

>>30416349
Yes. and we will.

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

>>30416146
...Shadow of the Colossus has a horse, does that count?

>>30416295
Nonsense. Now make sure Fluttershy has all the grenades and keep her right in the middle of your squad.

Mario Strikers Charged

>>30416362
fuck you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPn0T4ZpLKE
TELL ME that wouldn't be an awesome way to portray short fanfiction

>>30416372
Immoral Scum-bag.

>>30416250
>Angel with a microphone and a stuffed fido that rolls dice.
>Mr Breezy swears a lot and has an airplane.
>Celestia finds shes an experiment (or something I forgot how Sephiroths story was).
>Twilight lies about her adventures when it was actually Luna that did all that shit.
>Winona XIII
>Rarity Lockheart
>Pinkie the thief
>Fluttershy dies

>>30416349
We saw Twlilight's and Pinkie's

>>30416381
THERE WE GO
also
>dat ass in the 5th panel

>>30416383
Yes, it does!

>>30416381
>somebody using my joke from the last time somebody posted horsegore

Welcome back, bro!

>>30416381
ahahah. Oh wow.

>>30416394
....i could see it. i might toss a few dollars that way, maybe

>>30416385

>10 BRAVERY
>LET'S DO THIS

>>30416425

Aw man, I thought i was being at least a tiny bit original and funny!

>Daggerfall with ponies
I think they'd find it a bit awkward that they're race are commonly seen as mounts in Hammerfell. Twilight would have the time of her life, the sheer complexity of solving the labrynths they call dungeons would be like a perpetual wet dream for her. A few of the main 6 are probably going to wind up dying of diseases though. Fuck The Plague. Pinkie immediately climbs the nearest wall and spends all eternity in the void, and has never been happier.

>>30416391
i love these

>>30416146
...probably not

>>30416378

I can't wait to see the fandoms reaction to them.

Yes! Yes!

>>30416461
Well, the pic is new at least.

...What the fuck.

>>30416381
Haha

Weird

>>30416381
>hot chick covered in blood
>seems that this is a fetish i have
I need to see the video this appears to come from.

>>30416394

Fluttershy:

These pony are sick

>>30416478
You mean ponies aren't made by lesbian butt magic? Nooooo!

>>30416392
>Fanfiction
>In the same format as these heart-wrenching stories

Lolno.

>>30416478

I hope they crush all the shitty Rarity fanon.

>>30416495
Looks more like it's just photographs, the height/width ratio isn't even enough for video.

>>30416495
i know right?
the whole image is making me really hungry too
who's up for horse burgers?

>DARK SOULS WITH PONIES

DEAR GOD WHAT THE EVERLIVING MOTHER OF FUCK I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THIS
I DON'T KNOW WETHER IT WOULD BE HORRIFIC OR STRANGELY AWESOME

>>30416495
they aren't fucking in the horse coprse.

>>30416512
I am a sad.

Saved for awkward fapping

>>30416498
Nope, normal heterosexual sex is the only way to make a baby pony

>>30416516
I was actually just going to get tacos...

>>30416505

They will, with extreme prejudice.

>>30416500
hey, it could work
but it would require a very good fanfiction writer. they exist, they're just rare and only put out one or two stories


>>30416519
QUICK, WHICH COVENANT WOULD EACH OF THE MAIN 6 PLEDGE TO

>>30416505
they'll be country bumpkins, just like the Orange family were social climbers.
Hence the anamosity AJ and Rarity have to each other.
Hence the hatesex.

>>30416300
As if this shit would survive in /v/

>>30416528
>unicorn pinkie

>>30416532
i just had some pizza

>>30416505
They could have her parents show up, and have Rarity and Sweetie Belle say 'Mother!' and 'Mommy!' respectively, and people would still claim Sweetie was Rarity's daughter and they're just covering it up.

Mentlegen.

>>30416578
Did you go on a

Pizza hunt?

>>30416381
>first two panels
A BEAUTIFUL HEART

>>30416580

I know but at least it will be canon.

>>30416580
fanon is particularly resilient due to the stupidity of it;s constituents.

>>30416580
This.
Fanon is never really refuted, but simply finds some more elaborate, if strange, way to explain just HOW they are correct.

>>30416589
just some local joint nearby, not the greatest pizza but decent still, and cheap

>>30416300

Ponies love to play videogames though.

>>30416608
>>30416619
>>30416620
See: Zutara.

>>30416519
>Dark Souls just came out
>it is already your favorite game ever

fuckin kids these days man

>>30416538

Fluttershy: Forest Hunter
Twilight: Warrior of Sunlight
Rarity: Gravelord Servant
Pinkie Pie: Chaos Servant
Applejack: Princess Guard
Rainbow Dash: Blade of the Darkmoon

>>30416628
Pinkie Dash will be this fandom's Zutara. Mark my words.

>Playing Dark Souls
>Not leaving PRAISE THE SUN messages everywhere you go
bunch of slack jawed faggots I tell you

>>30416650
What the fuck is zutara?

May I recommend an alternative topic? We've discussed adding ponies to games a hundred times now. How's this:
Discuss how the ponies would react to playing the last game you played.

Hard mode: Write out the discussion

Did any of the drawfags do more of these yet?

>>30416664
just googled it
haha oh wow

She doesn't know how to handle this, and it shows. When you tore off her clothes, she squeaked. All she could do was look at you with those vulnerable eyes of hers. But tonight is a different night. Even though she's looking at you with those same eyes, wet and doey, you can resist. You brush her pink bangs aside, knowing they will only get in the way. She takes you into her mouth, a warm and envelpoing sensation overwashing you. This situation could be taken sofly, but you decide otherwise. You thrust your hips, ramming you length deep into her throat. She gags and chokes, not ready for you. She reels back, trying to get air, but you thrust with her, forcing yourself with her. Her eyes look up at you, terrified. Is this for real? Your only response is to dive deeper, shoving your cock deeper down her throat, She chokes and gags, unable to take you all at once. Tears are streaming from her yes, but you pay them no mind. Take it all bitch, you think as your seed erupts and pours down her throat. YOu feel her esophagus massaging your cock over and over and you shoot cum into her mouth. She gasps as her mouth withdraws from your crotch. She's panting, overwhelming by how intensely you fucked her throat. Oh dear, she says. Can we do that again sometime? You agree, in your head. Five seconds from now.

Give me more cloppy ideas!

>>30416632
I thought it said last game played
And it could very well become it, did you even play it? Faggot

>>30416666
THE POWER OF QUADSATAN COMPELS ME

>>30416664
Zuko x Katara. It's avatar bullshit. A completely destroyed ship by canon, that some fans still cling to.

>Ponies + Vidya
Is there some place where all ponies-related games/mods are listed?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573755

>>30416666
>how the fuck do I play that game with hooves
there I summed it all up for you, quadsatan

>>30416664
Do you remember Avatar: The Last Airbender? Remember the chick who could control water, and the bald guy with a massive scar on his face?

People shipped them, in spite of the absolute seething hatred they shared for each other for the entire first season and most of the second.

>>30416666
They would be horrified to play Red Orchestra 2.
Alternatively Dash would rage hard at how bad she was.
Twilight would do fine, because she'd get a half-decent ping.

>>30416680
Dash trying to get pregnant. Please.

>>30416678
I think im going to pass.

>>30416673
I love it.

>What if there were humans, but weren't really that apparent?

>>30416680
Zecora slipping you an herbal roofie/aphrodisiac and the resulting psudeo-rape

>>30416660

>playing Dark Souls
>not leaving "Need head" messages everywhere

>>30416717
We all love them.

COME ON DRAWFAGS GET ON THAT SHIT

>>30416666
>Twilight Sparkle
>SpaceChem
she'd love it. Celestia would send a search party to look for her after a few weeks.

>>30416666

Cool quads.

Witcher 2

Dash plays it until she gets to the sex scenes. She then turns it off and leaves because she was raped as a child and seeing sex makes her feel empty inside

>>30416718
nah, they would be obviously apparent
there wouldn't be an Everfree Forest for example, it'd be instead an industrial capital

>>30416724
the right eye on twi is far too derpy, too far off

>>30416666
>Shogun 2 Total War
...
I wish I could write dialogue for that one, but I'd guess Pinkie and Dash wouldn't remain interested for very long, Twilight might be interested in the history... I don't see Rarity and Fluttershy playing vidya at all.

>>30416707
how about I write a fiction of pinkie getting brain tumors instead

>>30416673
I've got Rarity and Fluttershy. I'm working on Twilight. I'm trying to do all of the six.

>>30416707
I'll try, but I'm very drunk right now, so it might flop. Do you still want to go with the miscarriage angle?
>>30416726
This is a good idea except for the idea that Zecora needs to date rape a guy. I'm pretty sure if she wanted to get dirty, any guy would say yes.

>>30416726
this

>>30416746
This is now my headcannon.

>>30416766
>Fluttershy
post it please

>>30416680
...I need an 'I came' picture.

Will you be compiling these somewhere that can be posted to the clopsort?

>>30416766

Shut up, Tess.

Lord of the Rings + Ponies= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPkqjc23yqs&feature=related
The Diamond Dogs have a challenger now.

>>30416718
The only human discussion I liked was the idea of having a knight wearing a full suit of plate armor concealing his face and the rest of his body, living in the everfree forest. Most of the ponies think it's a rumor, some claim to have seen him and he's basically the equivalent of Bigfoot.

I have an archive, found here:

http://pastebin.com/KCz6TsY4

>>30416666
Only for quints.
"C'mon Twi, it's been three hours now; is it one of our turns now?"

"Just-Just a few more minutes please..."

"But it's been hours!"
"Just give me a bit more time to finish my character..."

"What! You haven't even made your character yet!"

"Well yes! I mean, a few, but... I've made them better! Look at this, see, if I play a High Elf I get a natural immunity to paralyse, and on my class' special disadvantages, I can give myself a critical weakness to paralysis and I get free extra experience because I can't be paralyzed! Ha!"

"...Ain't that cheatin, Twi'?"

"What? Of course not, just... working the system, heh, I'm almost done. I'm just calculating whether or not I can make a full Wizard and use Lyantropy to make a decent backup combat class if I run out of magicka."

"...We're never gonna get a turn, are we?"

>>30416772

That Dash idea sound like shit but i do love that flutterfucking.

>>30416538
Well you're right there; a good writer could make almost anything work. But I still don't know whether or not I would like to see Lost Odyssey gameplay with ponies.

>>30416772
>fapfics
>miscarriage
why is this even a thing
I mean really

>>30416772
Well...it could be she had something in mind he wasn't down with...

"Anon, there is something I've wanted to try, so strip of your jeans and show me your behind. You may feel a pinch, so try to relax. It's much easier that way, this much is a fact."

>>30416766
Waiting for Fluttershy plz

>>30416822
That's not a half bad idea actually.
Although how would they react to him riding a horse?

My favorite game already has ponies.

>>30416858

AAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OFF

>>30416772
>Do you still want to go with the miscarriage angle?

No.

>>30416840
Oh, and that game is Daggerfall, and it's Twilight, Dash, and Applejack. I didn't want to go full fanfic and write it out in detail.

you know I do wonder if Celestia is tempted to send twilight things through spike that are several times bigger than he is

>>30416858
He doesn't. He just appears sometimes in the distance, partially concealed by trees and disappearing faster than you would think possible. Twilight thinks he's some kind of machine that went haywire and got loose.

>>30416781
Fiine.
Ugh. I still feel dirty.
>>30416800
Yeah okay whatevs.

>>30416913
She's probably limited by how much magic fire Spike can produce at one time.

>>30416924
Hmm. Makes sense.
Although it wouldn't exactly be hard to find the guy, now would it? Looking for a big guy wearing metal in the middle of a forest?

So i just sneezed like twenty times in a row and now my head feels like it's wrapped in a giant allergy filled pillow. I can barely see out of my watering eyes and my throat is itching like I swallowed a bowl of ants.

am I dying, mlp general?

>>30416951
You only see Bigfoot when you're not expecting it and don't have a camera at the ready, silly!

>>30416847
Truth be told, I actually really like pegging. I was afraid that /co/ wouldn't like it, so I didn't write it. But if there's an audience...

Zecora is next either way, though.

>>30416976
No. Drink some water, takes some decongestant medicine, and get a kerchief to wipe your eyes with. If you have an eye dropper, use warm water to clean out your sinuses; something probably got stuck in there.

>>30416976
Probably, but better make sure, do you have a gun?
every time I get a strong allergic reaction I just drink bottles of water and take a pill. Depends on what you're allergic to, of course.

>>30416993
Bigfoot doesn't ex- Point made.
Anybody else want to see how Elephants would be received by the ponies? I've got ten bucks they would either freak out, or complain about the smell.

>>30416822
>A knight who's completely covered in armor and totally mute, has to act out everything he does.
>Lives in Everfree, rarely interacts with anyone, has his own agendas to look after.

Now this is a portrayal of humans in Equestria I can get behind.

Though it's not like we have enough bestiality now, Knightxpony shipping would be non-stop...

>>30416822
I like that idea. Sunlight breaking through a clearing in the forest, and a shining knight in the center, kneeling his head down.

>>30416926
...That's not Fluttershy at all.

>Gran Turismo
>Horse racing

>>30416999
huzzah!

>>30417053

Why? Because she is not wearing a stupid sweeter?

>>30417053
That was actually the point.

>>30417047
>suddenly reminded of deltora
Dammit, now i gotta reread that series

>>30417081
No, because of how she's posed. Way too confident, smoking, an 'I'm too good for all of you' look in her eyes... It's just not- >>30417089
Oh, okay.

Hmm...
Requesting that picture of Ponies Playing Amnesia

>>30417047
...So Basically it's Act Raiser in Equestria?

sounds fun

>Read about the new episode
>Scoot dont have a sister
>Forever alone

>>30417114
I dunno about playing Amnesia, but I do have this.

>>30416808
I can see it now.
>Twilight working with Gandalf defeating a Balorg
>Rainbowdash trying to out run Nazgul on Fellbeasts
>AJ helping Samwise with harvesting
>Rarity pointing out where the Dwarfs should mine for mithril
>Pinkie pie dancing with a group of Moutain Trolls
>Fluttershy putting casts on the giant Elephants after that huge battle outside of Minas Tirith.
>Spike trying to be tough in front of Smaug
>Zecora painting the the White hand in different colors on Orc armor
>Gilda roosting with the giant Eagles.
>Trixie trying to use Saurmans vision stone and getting scared shitless by the Eye of Sauron.
>Celestia talking with Elrond about magic and all that stuff.
>Discord trolling Sauron.

>>30417127
Ooooh, maybe she will!

>>30417127

Wait what?

>>30417127
>Read about new episode
>mfw I don't give a shit about Scootaloo and the episode involves Rarity

>>30417157

Or maybe she will play with Dash i dont know.
Applejack and Applebloom are going to win.

>>30417189
>yfw Twilight and Spike take all the prizes

why does mlp have to infect everything it touches like a cancer in reference to OP's pic

>>30417173

The best part is Rarity/Sweetie episode.

>>30417173
Where are you reading about it?

HAHA LUNA
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/280/f/6/flash___luna_in_a_box_by_lentoto-d4c56w9.swf
NOBODY LOVES YOU

>>30417114
It really is impossible to mention Amnesia without posting a spoilered jump picture, isn't it?

>>30417127
>mfw Homelessloo

>>30417127
Well it seems liek it might be another Applejack and Rarity episode with CMC interludes.

>>30417209
>why do fans of multiple things like to cross over the things they like with each other
There I made your question more objective and you should know the answer to that.

>>30417127
wait new episode?
as in not lesson zero or halloween???

>>30417216
EqD.

>>30417226
So if you dont have a sister or brother you are homeless?

>>30417225
I just assumed it was some kind of unwritten rule

>>30417209
Are you new to the internet?

Okay, so, I'm bored, fuck doing more uni work, it's too late to start another batch, somebody give me an idea for terrible overly romantic fiction.

Don't expect anything worthwhile to come out of it, but still.

>>30417254

The one after the Luna ep.

>>30417254
this is supposedly a plot synopsis of ep 5

Air Date: 11/5/11 10:00am
Title: Sisterhooves Social
Synopsis: Sweetie Belle is upset when her sister Rarity refuses to participate in a rough and tumble celebration of sisterly unity.

>>30417254
Here's the synopsis;
>Air Date: 11/5/11 10:00am
Title: Sisterhooves Social
Synopsis: Sweetie Belle is upset when her sister Rarity refuses to participate in a rough and tumble celebration of sisterly unity.

Link;
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/rumor-episode-5-sisterhooves-social.html

>>30417268

Something with Lyra and Bonbon.

>>30417254
nvm just saw it on EqD
... but indeed what will happen to Scootaloo?
or will the show deny the word of God?

>>30417255
No sister, brother or parents. It's hard not to be homeless under those conditions.

>>30417127
What the fuck did I miss something?

>>30417221

Hey! Free box! You were using it? Well what are you going to do about it, loser? Send me to the sun? You're just a little kid, I bet you couldn't even lift a feather! Later, geek.

>>30417291

And how do you know she dont have parents?

>>30417246
Oh please,
you guys do it so much fucking more then any other fandom here on /co/

also it's nice to get cannonical confermation Equestrian society really doesn't give a shit about males

>>30417311

Because gavalanche draw a shitty comic!

>>30417114
Damnit, I swear I had the inked one. But this is all I could find.

>>30417221
That was... Underwhelming. It's just Luna sitting in a box doing small animations while a "sad" tune is playing.

>>30417273
...I really hope this is right, because it would mean the rumor about MLP moving to mondays at 10 is wrong.

>>30417291
I always assumed, personally, that Scootaloo was the Equestria equivalent of the Antipope of the Western Schism period of the Papacy. As such, she would live in the Papal Palace of Avignon.

>>30417273

>10am

YES! Another hour of precious sleep.

>>30417326
>Implying that's where it started.
It started with a fanfiction that he later took inspiration from.

>>30417311
Because it hasn't been disproven in the show yet. This is why infertile Dash, mute Scratch and quad-paraplegic-since-after-the-pilots Luna are my favorite pieces of fanon.

>>30417344
welcome to
>the highest level of creative competence that any lunafag can muster

>>30417336
That's the one, thanks.

>>30417378
>quad-paraplegic-since-after-the-pilots Luna
This is literally the first time I've heard of this. Care to elaborate?
My favourite pieces of fanpm is: Fluttershy was raped as a child, Sweetie Belle is Raritys daughter, Homelessloo and infertile Dash.

finished coloring

>>30417089
Wasn't Fluffy going to do some of these, too?

>>30417393
Shut up, Dinofag.

>>30417366

It was a joke you know.

>>30417357
Really? She comes off more as the Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople to me.

>>30417221

God dammit. This actually managed to make me fucking sad.

>>30417378
>>30417411

Worst fanon ever.

>>30417417
I heard Fluffy say about doing Twilight.
He has dibs you know.

>>30417268
Rainbow Dash injures her wing, and needs physical therapy before she can fly again, so she comes to Twilight to help her with it. She develops a crush/Twilight has a crush on her and then they all fuck.

>>30417428
Obligatory sad Pinkie / Pinkamena request.

>>30417411
Fuck off, gavalanche

>>30417435
Are you sure? Because there are clopfics being posted in this very thread, along with a discussion of Scootaloo's position in Christian hierarchy.

>>30417435
uMM,dON'T YOU MEAN HEAD CANNON...

>>30417440

But why? Twilight is not a doctor.

>>30417411
I was exaggerating because people love making batshit ridiculous fanon and claiming that it's true because it hasn't been outright actively disproven

see: homeless scootaloo

>>30417459

Yes im sure.

>>30417416
>hey twilight
>y...yeah?
>how about some "herbal remedies"?
>uh,....i have to go

>>30417428

Sadist Pie.

Keep it lighthearted and not totally grimdark, maybe make it so she freaks out if she actually draws blood.

>>30417462
2hut the fuck up,kk

>>30417420
>areyoufrustrated.jpg

>>30417462
Things I like regardless of how far fetched they are = Fanon
Things I don't like = Head Canon

>Fluttershy was raped as a child
>Infertile and insecure dash

Every time I read something about those something just ticks in my head and I smile like a motherfucker. The thought of both of them just makes me wonderful

pone liker, why do you like pone so?

>>30416146
Yes.

>Elemental Harmony Rainbows : within, the true nature of Freindship becomes
apparent. Elements : within Elements. Friendships : within friendships. Inside : the heart
of everypony opens, and everypony opens to it.

>>30417527
how did you know i like pone? Are you God?

i would love and tolerate pone, if you know what it means

>>30417525
Actually I got raped Fluttershy from ponychan.

>>30417378

Believing in something because it hasn't been disproven is the single most retarded reason for anything.

>>30417462
Tarvos...you're not wanted here. Just walk away while you can.

>>30417525

>>30417536
>A friendship within a friendship.

We need to go deeper.

>>30417525
>makes me wonderful

>>30417544
I fucking love this guy.

Here's some of your favorite pone, my good man.

>>30417221
Speaking of Luna... HOW ABOUT THAT FUCKING HALLOWEEN EPISODE COMING UP? The fact that there is a HALLOWEEN EPISODE alone is actually overshadowing my love for Luna's return. I fucking love Season 2 and I've only seen two episodes of it.

>>30417525

Meh. I like to think that Fluttershy is just emo because she's full of rage on the inside and has to put up the whole "weak and helpless" act because she thinks she'll scare everyone off if she doesn't.

>>30417557

Or maybe she is just shy because is a fucking cartoon retard and not everything is grimdark and deep.

>>30417558
WELP.

Getting out of THIS thread before giant religious shitstorm AGAIN.

>>30417583
>green sunglasses
What are you, blind? Like Twilight is in my head-canon?

>>30417583

Me too, he owns.

>>30417525
Are you referring to posts in particular, or are those just ideas you like?

Forgot to spoiler this!

You may be sick, but you have no idea how you ended up her. All she does is speak in rhymes and talk about platitudes you don't understand. But at the same time, she walks around in barely any clothes at all. The way her hips sway back and forth hypnotizes you. She turns to you, speaking at you in some rhyme. You don't know what she says, as you're too busy with her body. Her hourglass figure attracts you, especially her bulging hips. She notices where your gaze is directed, and she asks you a rhyming question. You can't even answer as she slips the thong off of her. Her plump cheeks are freed from the thongs, and you can only thank god for that. Before you know it, a pair of toned buttcheeks are thrusted into your face. All you can do is lash out your tongue. You taste her pussy, delicatable and delicious. You want more, but she pushes you away. She grabs you between the legs, saying how if you want her there, there's something something, a rhyme you can't be bothered to comprehend. You're too busy remembering the heavenly blowjob she gave you, including the mohawk that bobbed up and down your length. It's all you can do to keep yourself under control when she speaks in the public of Ponyville. You make a note to catch her afterwards, if only to get her heavenly tongue on your cock again.

I think I have one more cloppy shot in me. Request one of the mane six, and a kink to go with it. I think I can do it.

>>30417579
That picture gives me a confuse.

>>30417559
bUT..
i'M JUST LOOKING, fOR FRIENDS...

>>30417544
i am god and i demand to know which pone
is it blue pone?

>>30417579
cool

>>30417618
See
>>30417502

>>30417590

Luna will only show up for 2 seconds and the leaked picture was just a way to stir up the fans

>>30417603

No way!

>>30417635
it is blue pone

i would love and tolerate blue pone if you know what it means

i am one of those pone liking guys, where da poneis at

>>30417618
How many people are doing this? I'm confused with so many anons about.

>>30417630
D --> Lowb100d, I was recruited to e%tract you from this thread and bring you back to our thread
D --> Oh my
D --> Maybe we could stay in this thread a little while longer

>>30417557
> A ponychan post that makes sense

Where is Suckmyoff and Terse?

>>30417656

inb4 Anakin Luna.

I swear to God I see that every time this image is posted.

>>30417667

this fucking guy i swear

>>30417558
I suppose you don't believe in the Theory of Gravity either.

>>30417683

Specially that one.

>>30417667

blue pone likes you too

>>30417687
i'm right here, impersonating pone liker to bring laughter to the threads as i have been for weeks
what's up?

>>30417694

I think he is talking about the show mandude.

Carrot Top and Derpy are best frens.

>>30417558
Why would you believe in something because it has been disproven?

>>30417719
Wait, really? That would make me sad. I'm much happier when the two of you are seperate entities.

>>30417681
As far as I know, I'm the only one.

If there are other anons doing this in my absence, then power to them.

Still taking clop requests!

My favorite fanon is that all the ponies have a combination of AIDS, oral cancer, and stomach cancer, so they all live each day of their lives in extreme, mind-numbing pain, and their daily work is an exhausting strain on their perpetually weakening bodies. Also the cancers spread by physical contact, so if they ever so much as try to hug another pony for comfort they're actually killing them. Mothers try to bring their babies into the world and feed their babies without ever touching them but most of them mess up eventually, and the few foals who are successfully raised without ever being touched by anyone turn into bitter, paranoid psychotics. Also Big Mac is castrated AND had a lobotomy, and Rainbow Dash's dad killed her mom and then killed himself, all while Dash was watching. Oh and Spike secretly spies on Twilight in the shower and gets horny to it but he's incapable of ever feeling sexual release because he has a micropenis. PS when ponies die they go to hell and are tortured forever.

>>30417682

It is doubtful such an even will occur.

>>30417624
>putting your DVDs in the fridge

>>30417719

Welp, illusion shattered and ruined forever, good jearb terse.

>>30417682
not even people here in this general RP

So if you plan to stay cut that out.

>>30417719
I love you, man

>>30417744
Do you want dirty? Or REALLY dirty?
Tricking Sweetie Belle into sucking your dick

>>30417724

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! Thank you.

>2011
>not worshipping Celestia.

I will admit, it's kind of hard finding virgins every week to sacrifice, but the inner peace is worth it knowing that she is watching over me.

>>30417744
Applejack x Applebloom

No, of course that was a joke. Fuck that. Why would someone even consider requesting that, much less writing that? Poni fics are bad enough when they're not that shit eating.

>>30417724

I don't think anything in the universe is allowed to be this cute.

>>30417724
in my head canon Carrot Top has magical cancer and the only way she can cure it is by eating the flesh of Derpy in a consensual manner so she is just using Derpy for her own ends

>>30417557
...This image makes a couple huge assumptions, and ignores some important stuff. The biggest ignored bit, I'd say, is that Fluttershy went straight from learning to fly (which would be at a VERY young age, considering they live on clouds) where she was bullied and harassed, to living on the ground and spent the intervening years between then and where we are now interacting only with animals. She has no practice, and after how the bullies acted probably feels that doing anything abnormal will result in horrible ridicule. She literally went from preschool to being a hermit, all her experience with non-family ponies being in the form of disapproving teachers and ponies who made fun of her for not being like them.

tl;dr: Imagine being bullied in preschool, the effects it would have on you, and taking that as your only human interaction until adulthood. That gives you Fluttershy.

>>30417738
the original pone liker has been gone for a while, dude. i went archive diving a while back, collected up everything he ever said, copied it into a notepad file, and have since been dropping it in the threads occasionally because i fucking love pone liker. what i wouldn't give for new material...

i can't say i've been every pone liker post, because it's a name and an email, anyone can steal that, but most of them have been me. i'm sorry, the jig is up, charade's over. i just love the guy far too much to let his legacy die.

>>30417784
>kind of hard finding virgins
>mlp fandom

>>30417772
It's just a joke man

>>30417761
>roleplaying as homosuck characters

I Love Sucking Dicks And Think Females Are Disgusting Whores Just Like Myself

>>30417744
Sorry, was this done? >>30416707

>>30417774

Second...

>>30417772
Speaking of crossovers...

>>30417793
>posting from out of universe

Reported

>>30417801
"pone liker"? This was an actual thing? When did this happen?

>>30417759
> Mothers try to bring their babies into the world and feed their babies without ever touching them
OPERATION
I'M THE DOCTOR FOR YOUUUU

>>30417819

>>30417772
*ac tells the dave purr-ony to suck her dick*

>>30416295
Funny, I did a run on Xcom not long ago with rookies named after ponies.

They all died

>>30417800
>Deafdefiler arguing AGAINST somebody being raped

It's like the world is upside down and I'm just sticking to the 'ground' by force of will. Somebody pinch me.

>>30417785
Unless you object to this, I'm writing it. And there will be Applejack fingering Apple Bloom's ass.

>>30417824
I posted that to get the opposite of your responses.

>Fluttershy was raped as a child

New in-head canon. Fucking AWESOME

>>30417832
Pone liker was the best person ever to post in these threads, hands down. His trenchant and eloquent opinions were always salient, and very often revealing, if not inspiring. I learned so much about myself from him.

god speed blue pone

>>30417818
regardless we already have enough obnoxiousness as it is.

So kindly refrain from RP please

>>30417825
Oh dear

>>30417801
You're lying

>>30417869
Now we just need fanart

No we don't

>>30417866

THIS ONE TOO PLEASE >>30417774

>>30417774

I agree this shit is hot.

This thread....is getting pretty bad pretty quickly

>>30417866
ghahtrahgrahrt

NO

>>30417885
>mfw I too have posted as pone liker

Does that mean you were talking to yourself during the season 2 premier? Cuz that would be weird.

Oh well, we have a mutual love for his legacy and contribution. This is kind of like the Dread Pirate Roberts, I suppose?

God speed in your quest, sir.

>>30417869
>Fluttershy was raped as a child
>by Ainsley Harriott

>>30417906
I'll try this, but don't blame me if it comes off as generic.

>>30417904

There are already a couple of fics.

Both straight rape and lesbo rape [doublespoiler]with Dash[/doublespoiler]

>>30417890
Lets reverse it...
According to the anon who last posted this this is Trollight sparkle?

>>30417908
>>30417906
Now I regret posting that request

>>30417866
>Fingering
>With hooves

>>30417898
the truest of facts bro
and now it's over

>>30417919
during the season two premier, i think that was someone else. i got too distracted by the episode itself to actually do any posting.
i'd say it's more like a spartacus situation, but pretty much. god speed to you too, friend.

DOWN WITH THE NLR

>>30417667
blue pone is here if you tell me which blue pone
this one only comes as package with white pone

>>30417912

MLP Generals have been cesspools since February.
Might as well go full faggot.

>>30417966
Its humanized.

>>30417960
Only 98 images so far...

>>30417960
I'd love too but I've only like 2 shots to offer

here's one the other I haven't the slightest

>>30417956
That's not how spoilers work. I have only read one really bad one where she was raped by the bullies and had sex with Dash directly afterwards.

>>30417993
Oh please, swap the colors around and they;re the same person.

>>30417956

But Dash cant rape her she always defend her honor!

>>30417993
a little bit yes. i do feel somewhat fomented. i just dont understand why your saying these mean things.

>>30418019

>get raped
>have sex after that

Wat

>>30418025
>fluttershy
>honor

lol

Oh no Terse, I went to kill that nasty Terse imitating npc for you by breathing fire on him, but he went missing.
He must have gotten scared when I grew a dragon's head.

>>30418017

>>30417945

FUND IT JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL

>>30417978
terse, I thought you hated homestuck and I was sad,

why were you lying

>>30417978
>Gummy is LE
Oh god everything makes sense now

>>30418064

Dash words in CMC.

>>30418059
Did I mention it was really bad? It was called summer flight camp or something like that.

>>30418025
>>30418025

That's because FS is Dash's property. Can't have others messing with your bitch, now can you?

>>30418022
and THAT'S why trixie is the best pony

>>30418079
Who is 'Ainsley Harriot'?

>>30418088
It's still funny. She didnt care about fluttershy, she just wanted to impress the boys.

>>30418107

Why i dont have a rough sex fic with Dash and Fluttershy?

>>30418079
>that pic

>>30418123

Okay, next ficlet is going to be AJ anal fingering her sister. Any objections?

Yes, it's second person, so you will be witnessing the whole thing.

>>30418069
You can do that in Dark Souls? Shit, I should have brought my PS3 with me to uni! Oh well. At least you gave it a shot! Good luck killing him in future, make me pay!

>>30418080
>>30418086
What makes you think I hate Homestuck? I was in the HSGs long before I came here. The fandom isn't one I'm particularly fond of any more, but I enjoy the comic itself immensely!

In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that I love it!

>>30418112
Because her fans just won't shut up?

>>30418155

What about that Sweetie fic?

>>30418123
this guy
>>30417869
>>30417869
>>30417869

>>30418168
HAIR NEEDS TO BE BIGGER

>>30417287
Lyra swings the door shut with her hoof, just a little too strong. She winces at the bang - she was going to pretend to be happy again, like after most of her performances. It's easier that way. She doesn't want to worry Bon-Bon, but much as her work was stellar as always, there's not much demand for classical music in ponyville. She can't pay her half of the rent this month. Again. She can't pay for food this month. Again. Bon-Bon pokes her head around from the kitchen, bringing out the smell of fresh baking. Fresh baking Lyra doesn't deserve. She flashes Bon-Bon a weak smile, but knows it wasn't enough when she watches the love of her life's face drop. Lyra is so dissapointing, she knows. A moment later, Bon-Bon hurries out, carrying a tray of freshly baked cookies. Lyra doesn't want an... Lyra really wants one. She doesn't deserve it. Bon-Bon doesn't really give her a choice, pushing it into her mouth with a quick giggle. Even Lyra can't surpress a smile after that. "Bad turnout?", asks Bon-Bon, as if it could be anything else. Lyra responds with a quick nod, and Bon-Bon wordlessly hugs her. Feeling the pressure around her upper back as Bon-Bon holds her tightly, and the breath against her neck as she takes in Lyra's hair, is enough to loosen the pressure on Lyra's heart. Lyra apologises for not being able to make the rent again. Bon-Bon sighs and tells Lyra it's fine, they share everything. It doesn't matter - she loves her, they're not roommates, they're lifemates. And as much as Lyra will keep striving to do better, she knows that there's one thing she's already reached perfection in.

Maan, writing is hard, I hate it, but this is already the third try, I'm starting to get brain fatigue

>>30418168
If only they'd hurry up and update,,,

>>30418181
Okay, but why would Fluttershy getting raped as a child be particularly good if written by him?

To be honest I'm finding it hard to think of foal-raped Fluttershy as a good thing in any sense...

>>30418171

>>30418155

Bring it on. I'm going to hell anyway.

I'm disappointed playful sadist Pinkie didn't win. We need something to counter her being a complete psychopath

>>30417866
>>30417866
YES

>>30418215
Case in point.

>>30417956

Care to post them both, pretty please?

>>30418177
If you yell loud enough, I'll move the Sweetie clopfic to the front.

>>30418244

>>30418168
Can you blame us?

>>30418201
True that

>>30418192
Unfortunately, I don't make the crossovers. I think they got a lot right, but also a lot wrong, if you know what I mean? Could stand to be better.

>>30418201
About three weeks ago, I made a call that we'd get Episode 3 before they got the EoA. It was a joke on my part, a cynical sort of thing because I wanted the EoA pretty damn badly. I never thought I'd turn out to be right, you know? But it looks that way at the moment. God, Hussie, pick up the pace!

>>30418168
Yes, and if I can find 24 more dragon scales to give to The Everlasting Dragon, than I can make the upper half of my body dragonoid as well.
Until then, I must continue my search for the Terse npc to make him pay for being so god damned understanding!

>>30418257

Its okay, i can wait till you finish that one with the Applesi just want to know if you are going to do it.

>>30418212
oh he won't be doing any writing...

>>30416146
Ninja Gaiden II should have ponies. Really hardcore ponies that get a leg chopped off and still come after you with the intent to grab you and do a suicide explosion.

Some of them become more powerful by mutating into spider creatures which Ryu has to kill.

>>30418276
I was there during the great 11-day hiatus of February, the one that made Robosmooch look like child's play. I knew what to expect, you know?

When it finally started falling apart, I don't think I'd ever been so thoroughly shocked and revolted by anything I'd seen on the internet before. Every thread had to start with two posts of "thip", "fart", "ollies outy" or "snazzy jacket", and that was just the start. I don't know, man, but I was sad.

>>30418283
That's cool! What effect does that have, and does it last after you die or die twice? Because, you know, Dark Souls. Demon's Souls and whatnot. Rock-hard difficulty.
Kill him! Teach him a lesson he'll never forget!

>>30418273

please!

Wow, AJ raping AB got a lot of support. I'll do that first, then.

>>30418339
>two
god damn it, i meant twenty.

>>30418339
a lot of our good posters left, and then that left us with the bad ones, and even now, most of them have left as well

hopefully the eoa will turn the tables

>>30418357

Its not rape if she is ok with it.

>>30418339
>"ollies outy"

I'm sorry but this phrase will never stop making me laugh.

>>30418312
...Oh my god this man's voice is like chocolate flowing over velvet.

>>30418389

I remember the first time i heard his voice, i was conflicted...

>>30418339
You actually don't get to wear your helmet with a dragon head, but on death you reset to a normal head.
You use a dragon head stone item to get the dragon head, and use it again every time you want to breathe fire.
I mostly like it for the aesthetic change, I love how the dragon head looks, can't wait for the body.

>>30418345
Wait....who is that on the bottom?

>>30418195
oh, and much as I hate it, I couldn't tell you why - so if you also hate it, and CAN tell me why, that'd be really appreciated and I guess I could have a drink in your honour or something

This thread doesn't have nearly enough ponies

Jesus christ you guys get it together

>>30418429
i believe it's supposed to be rainbow dash, thought she looks a lot like Derpy

>>30418371
i was one of the bad ones, a tripfag from the earlier days of the year. i don't think you'd remember me, but aside from a fair bit of writefagging here and there...the last straw for HSG in dealing with me was when lexxy drew some fanart for me because i said that i believed people were entitled to their own opinions. was a sad falling out. i was also an eribro heh

>>30418383
It was funny in the comic, I cracked up reading it. For a while it was great in the threads too. But eventually seeing it constantly became nightmarish, you know?

>>30418426
That's pretty cool! Does it provide much in the way of other tangible mechanical benefits, or is it mostly an aesthetic thing besides the fire breathing and loss of helmet?

>>30418436

Double pony.

>>30418436

I agree.

We need more ponies in exotic dresses.

>>30418449
>>30418429
Yeah, it's RD. JJ didn't do the hair gradient, and only puts cutie marks on the right side on his humans (fuck if I know why), and since Derpy is just a funny-eyed Dash recolor, it looks kinda like Derpy.

>>30418436
inundating thread with ponies

Oh my stars... at this rate, I'm going to pass out from over-extertion...

>>30418487

Fluttershy should have a zen garden.

>>30418487
Indeed! Crossovers be damned!

>>30418450
Mostly aesthetic, although as part of path of the dragon, you gain it upon entry, and also a dragon eye stone allowing you to invade other people's worlds with the intent to kill and steal their scales.

Derpy picture to make up for non-pony discussion.

>>30418450
And the opinion that caused everybody to flip their shit was?

This is a reference to something I don't recognize

Terse, do you still have that color request?

Much better!

>>30418450
oh look it's the gayest pony in all of gaytown

>>30418487

Now culturally accurate.

i lol'd

>>30418542
Ah, that sounds quite neat. I'll have to keep all this in mind when I start playing the game! I wonder why there isn't more Dark Souls pony art. Or Dark Souls dragon art, considering this topic.

>>30418552
I can't really remember. I think it was about movies? Lexxy was anon in the thread, I said something, she chimed in to agree with me, someone screamed "THAT'S LEXXY" and from then on I was the enemy. I miss it sometimes.

>>30418560
I passed the one I had on hand to Monochromatic, but I've got another one if you're willing to take it. Image included.

>>30418610
I CAN STILL SEE THE SKIN BETWEEN HER EYES.

WHORE

>>30418610

She's not covering her eyes! Well boys, it looks like it's time for another stoning.

>>30418628

Who the hell is Lexxy?

Sorry for not knowing about the HSG fandom.

>>30418628
go blog about it

>>30418610
So, is Rarity British?

>>30418628
Enemy because you agreed with lexxy?

thats dumb

then again if that was causing so much drama you could've easily gone anon too


MORE DERP FOR THE DERP GODS

HUMANIZED SEXUAL DO NOT READ OTHERWISE

She said she was going to give you a birthday present, but you didn't imagine anything like this. The room is dark until she lights it up. You see her with her cowboy hat, tilted down to cover her eyes. Her blonde ponytail swishes behind her. She's pulling on the strawberry blonde hair of her younger sister. You always thought her younger sister was cute, but not like this. Seeing her without her overalls sheds everything in a different light. Seeing your wife lick her pert nipples sets you off, as she guides your head to lick those pert nipples too. They're young and delicious, and you can't help but nibble on them for a moment. She yanks you off by the hair. With a grin, she says that's it's almost too good to be true. But she takes one of your hands, guiding it to her stomach. Feeling her toned stomach, you rmember who you're with her. She's a woman. But a woman has her secrets. She tells you it's your birthday - honestly, you forgot - and she leads you into the basement for a surprise. You can barely believe your eyes as you see her younger sister, chained to the wall. You harden immediately. She dives in, pluging her fingers into her sister's rear entrance. You're at a loss for words as you watch her pump fingers in and out of her little siser's anus. As you watch the younger sister spray her juices all over the room, you watch your girlfriend lick her fingers, savoring the juices. Dirty. You can't believe this woman is your wife. You can only look forward to the orgies she's going to drag you into.

Honestly, that kind of sucked :(

>>30418677
That's just the most random image ever.

>>30418670
Just an artist who's very unpopular.

>>30418676
>>30418686
why don't you guys like scootaloo?