>>30400240
Because Hasbro hates money, since they made everything they would need and more with those Transformer Movies.

>Hasbro
>loving Money
Pick one and only one

T-Shirt design thread?

>>30400240
Because the toy division and tv division have almost zero interaction with each other. They're basically two separate entities.

>>30400240

Because they did that with the masterpiece transformers line.

They were awesome (still have my Starscream) but sold like shit. Now, they just use whatever cheap crap they can get from China.

>>30400240
Came in to some money with the opportunity to buy pony stuff.
Thinking about a t-shirt and/or sweater.

Suggestions?

>>30400299

Unless its Transformers.

>>30400240
first: because your mom
second: because it takes a large enough amount of capitol to change the merch from what it is now into something that fits a vocal minority.
third. your. mom.

>>30400294

Take out the wwu part and ponyville 2012 and i will give you my money.

>>30400310
tshirt

>>30400310
that MLP GBA game. It's G3 though, and it's REALLY targeted at girls. But goddamn are some of the minigames addictive.

>>30400310
The mini ponies.
They are the most show accurate toys and you would support the cartoon

Yes I know I'm a faggot.

>>30400310
Sweater, winter is coming up soon. Unless you're southern hemisphere, in which case T-shirt.

But so help me Satan, if you buy something with a pattern that's recognizably MLP to anybody who has never seen an episode of the show, I WILL find you, and I WILL shake my finger at you reproachfully.

30400251
The creativity in literature comes from repackaging old ideas into your own distinctive versions of them.
Human creativity is quite limited, and most truly "creative" writers were hated in their own time.

Literature lacks creativity, this is true. But that is a problem with what can get published, and the fact that most people do not want to read experimental fiction.

Fanfiction however, swings too far to the side where anybody can publish anything they have written. You either have quantity, with no quality control. Or too much quality control, and not enough quantity. Neither one is good, but I'd rather have fewer good things, then almost endless number of the bad.

The cutie mark shirts are fine for more.
Nobody can tell it's about ponies unless they already know. Hell, i've even had people say they liked the designs of the marks even though they don't have the slightest clue that it's about ponies.

Alright, just a quick recap of Griffy's story so far for this thread.
Griffy is an OC Griffin, and the main character of an apparently long fanfiction wherein there are two extra elements of harmony, the element of unity (belonging to spike) and the element of friendship (belonging to griffy) It's just as terrible as it is hilarious, and I have noticed my intelligence decreasing substantially as I continue to read. We're on the fourth book now, and the newest bad guys are the diamond dogs, introduced thusly

>Out of the enormous flames emerged the real reason for all this flaming madness. It was the lead trio of the Diamond Dogs, the three most intelligent members of the species that had captured Rarity before. They had somehow become two times bigger than their original size, had blackish-grayish-reddish armor on their bodies, longer fangs, longer claws, slightly deeper voices than before and were carrying flamethrower-like weapons.

>"No living thing will get hurt!", said the small and annoying one, "except all Ponies!"

>"Give us something you need to live!", said the big and tough one, "It coursed within us all"

>"That would be something rather extreme", said the lead sinister one, "We have come for Pony blood!"

durrrrrr.
gotta go to ebay/DA to find good plushes.

>>30400337
I've suffered through an LP of that. I've seen the minigames you're talking about.

I think less of you as a person now, which is saying something.

>>30400368
I love those ones.

Too bad they're so freaking rare around here.

>>30400299

Uh. No. Marketing says "put this one in the show more, we need to sell those toys", the show team are expected to do it unless they want Lord Hasbro to start docking budgets.

>>30400407
They aren't even in my country.
I was lucky that a relative visited Canada and bought them for me.

>>30400337

>GBA

lol, they don't even make those anymore. Get some cheap pony models off eBay if you're desperate.

Speaking of which, I realized I don't have any short haired Fluttershy pics in my folder, even though she is leagues cuter with short hair than with long hair.

>>30400396
>the element of friendship (belonging to griffy)

Spoiler that shit, Anon.

Fuck, now it's ruined.

>>30400371
I don't think anyone will deny that the vast majority of fanfiction is garbage. But there is good material out there, if you are willing to look.

>>30400368
>>30400407
My room-mate and I have a couple... Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash. They are show accurate, though the rage I experience in the toy aisle at the 'Fashion Sweetie Belle' makes acquiring them almost not worth it.

Also, don't they not have a Fluttershy?

Mostly wondering about a sweater because I don't have one anymore. And everyone needs more t-shirts.

>>30400447
>No Rarity and Twilight
Son I am disapoint.

>>30400371
You forget how to backlink, son? You put >> in front of the post number.

>>30400407
Just bite the bullet and order the Toys R Us package. Or the 4-pack if you're a cheap bastard. Can get that from Entertainment Earth iirc.

>>30400407
I got three from SB. Twilight, Pinkie, and Rarity. With any luck the next run will have a Fluttershy that isn't just a recolored Rainbow Dash, and I'll buy both of them and maybe AJ.

SB, if you're in here dude, thanks again.

I refuse to even consider buying pony toys until I can get a Gummy.

>>30400461
It's a collection in progress. I got Pinkie first because she's my favorite, room-mate got an Applejack from me because I couldn't find Fluttershy, and we got Rainbow Dash at her suggestion last time we were there.

Twilight's next.

Rarity can suck it

>>30400447
There's a Fluttershy as part of the Blind Bags thing. I think she'd number 6 (in the stamp on the back corner), but she's just a recolor of Rainbow Dash.

Not long after they came out someone sold one of those Fluttershys on e-bay for like 200$. It was ridiculous.

>>30400405
I said SOME. I liked that one bounce game right at the beginning.

>>30400479
And here I thought you were a cool guy.

Saw some tumblrfags on earlier, so I'm posting a friendly reminder.

As a very special hint: if your tumblr hinges on a character becoming sadistic or having constant sex, then you're probably kind of a moron.

>>30400473
I'm still here.

Trying to art cuter at the moment.

>>30400498

>>30400442
True, true. But at the same time, there is no systematic way to find the good fanfiction without wading through the massive piles of it that are garbage. Without a way to find the diamonds in the rough, we are simply left with the rubbish.

>>30400479
So there are acceptably decent looking merch now? Do you have a pic or somethin?

>>30400508
I should make Ask Nathan more grimdark. It'll attract more people.

>>30400519
The mini ponies dude.
The blind bag ponies or whatever .

>>30400467
I've been considering that, but there's so many random characters in that big pack that I don't care about, and the multi-packs don't have Fluttershy.

Bleh.

>>30400519
>filename

>>30400519

>filename

What the fuck am i reading? Is she mexican now?

>>30400508
Maybe you're just a prude.

>>30400310
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81h0md4%2B0ML._AA1500_.jpg

get her, she demands it
she requres you to to buy her
she demands you offer up your soul

>>30400508

The right one is funny.

>>30400547
blame RustyDooks

>>30400508
But almost ALL Pony tumblrs are based on sadism, sex, and drama. Typically the third involving the first two. Tumblrfag here, by the way. No, I am not proud to admit that.

>>30400463
I know how to backlink, I just didn't look at whether or not I had the >> in place.

>>30400518
Systematic? No. Not one that can reliably produce quality search results. But you know what you can do? You can ask. There are people here, quite a few, who can direct a wayward mind through the detritus.

This being the royal you, of course. Not you specifically.

>>30400538
Well to be fair that Fluttershy isn't Fluttershy anyway, so who gives a buck.

>>30400555
Oh Christ, I saw that thing at Walmart. It has a fucking motion detector, so when I walked past it started talking and made me jump like hell.

Add that to the fact it's absolutely hideous, and I elft that aisle quite shake but not without my AJ figurine.

>>30400511
...Cuter? Aww, but I like the crazy. We already have a dozen cute artists.

>>30400547
RustyDooks makes her a spanishloo sometimes

Thats her real name in his headcannon

>>30400572
>That Gilda in the flag.
Where is the snake? She must be holding a snake. The image is ruined now. 2/10 See me after class.

>>30400572

Its funny actually.

>>30400607
i know right
have something i made some time ago instead

Pinkie sacrifices herself to the apparently now vampiric Diamond Dogs to save her friends. This is some inspirational shit, right here.

>"We're surrounded!", wailed Griffy in fear.

>Deep inside her seemingly empty mind, Pinkie tried thinking of a way to make herself a better hero.

>"No hero of any sort is useless", she thought to herself, "One can surely save them all"

>"I'll hold them off", she spoke outloud (the others thought it was rather odd that Pinkie Pie was actually being serious).

>She then ran away from the others, shaking her behind at the Dogs.

>"She's all exposed without any protection!", anounced the lead Dog, "Let's get her!"

>"What is Pinkie doing?", asked Spike, all concerned.

>"She's doing the job that her Element of Harmony was ment for, being a great hero", responded Twilight, "Now let's not let her sacrifice be in vain"

>>30400549
>Maybe you're just a prude, or a prep. Not a total goth like me. I'm so awesome. And obviously in fucking high school.

>>30400607
>someone else knows the Mexican flag.

Well, thought I was alone.

>>30400607
>>30400624

>snake
>not dragon

Niggas you are small time!

>>30400626
Everyone dies.
Griffy brings them back with the element of friendship
Calling it now.

>>30400519

>>30400626
>"She's all exposed without any protection"

I love this.

>>30400598
>>30400572
You guys awaked me from my grave.

Also i need the Carrot Top and Derpy pic that Tess drew recently,my relatives don't know shit about not turning my laptop off.

>>30400656
no spike is the element of unity, haven't you been following this masterpiece?

>>30400626
>Element of Laughter
>heroism
FUCK now I have some serious competition in the fanfic department!

>>30400627

Ponynormal Activity?

>>30400519
Ahahaha cosmo, i love you forever for that filename.

>>30400626
Also, could I get a link to the rest?

>>30400683
Derpynormal activity.

I like to think that Derpy just does that whenever she goes to Carrot's house, because it's the last stop and Derpy has nowhere to be.

>>30400674

Esta?

>graduate high school
>embrace hilbilly roots
>give zero fucks

HOWDY Y'AAAAALLLLL

>>30400629
Bro, I was born from mexican parents. How would I NOT know what the flag would look like? Better yet, how would smoeone not know what another country's flag would look like?

>>30400693
I love that ridiculous name ya gave her rusty! You gotta tell me when you think of more names to add for her.

Also post some more spanishloo if you have it so I can save it!

>welovefine
>ten million t-shirts
>no hoodies
Damnit.

>>30400723
You would be surprised.
A lot of people I've met screw up the colors of Germany's flag.

get on board with the next big thing
don't miss it

>>30400723
I'm American with no beaner in me and I know what it looks like.

>>30400723
I'm just accustomed to people not really giving a shit about flags, especially those of other countries.

I've been to Mexico (D.F.) a few times. Great place to visit, not sure if I'd wanna live there though.

>>30400741
easy, red background, white circle with a black insignia in the middle

>>30400752

But you are a nigger, tell me about nigger flags now!

>>30400723
I tried to make that today for my 4yo cousin. she started to cry when she saw it.

>>30400773

>>30400773

Fuck me in the asshole i was going to post that!

>>30400751
what

>>30400781
I am no nigger, I am a SAND nigger. There is a difference. A nigger will steal your car, a sand nigger will blow it up.

>>30400751

But ponies do have belly buttons. All mammals do, silly.

Unless you're implying that ponies hatch from eggs.

>>30400696
It's all here - http://m.fanfiction.net/u/3014019/

ALSO for anyone who hasn't been keeping up, everyone except his friends in Ponyville all hate him because he is from the Everfree forest, and discriminate against him. It's pretty tragic.

>The guards confronted Griffy with really agitated looks in their eyes, while the Pygmy Griffin was just heading for the throne room.

>"Are all the citizens of Ponyville here in Canterlot because of you, foul Beast from the EverFree Forest", hissed one of the guards.

>"No", said Griffy, in an annoyeed voice, "All the citizens are here to take refuge from some insane Diamond Dogs who drink only Pony blood. PS, you guys should bespect me now, for I represent the Spirit of Friendship"

>"But you are still an EverFree Forest inhabitant", said another guard.

>"Well Twilight Sparkle's Dragon companion, Spike, is also an EverFree Forest inhabitant", replied Griffy, "And you don't try and execute him all the time"

>"I think he has a point", said the other guard to the one recieving the messege from Griffy.

>And they let him pass. But they also reminded him that they would be keeping an eye on him.

>>30400751
I swear to god, I will hold you accountable, mister.

>>30400708
Sep, gracias!

>>30400726
I don't think i have more, only this silly pic i drew.

>>30400763
D.F isn't that bad, if you know where to go, talk about living in Sinaloa, or Juarez, now that's where the violence is.

>>30400751
>bush
well guys its been fun but im going to go kill myself now

>>30400812

Fine, tell me about sand nigger flags!

>>30400751
>Ponies with pubic hair
>am reminded of an image with a human Pinkie-Pie with a giant pink afro of pubic hair

>>30400814
So Spike lives in the Everfree forest now?

>>30400572

Fuck yeah, Gilda flag of Mexico!
Initiate Mariachi Salute!

>>30400751
>belly buttons

Gavs got ya beat Glitter

>>30400791
>>30400773
I saw that and I laughed harder then I should have. Well done folks, well done.

>>30400825
They have squiggly writing, and are often on fire.
>>30400751
I for one like chest fluffs. The rest, not so much.

>>30400814
That's retarded.
Man thanks for making me smile.

>>30400807
It's a slipperly slope argument.

It's like, suppose Pinkie Pie flipping a shit and killing everyone is popular, right? Well, at first we all just accept that. Then Molestia is popular. Okay, we accept that too.

Soon, every character in the show is goddamned stupid.

The same thing will happen with chest fluffs. Just watch.

>>30400846
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CHA CHA CHA REFERRING TO

>>30400871
Apparently that's what the artist thinks a squeaking bed during sexytimes sounds like.

>>30400751

I. LOVE. PONIES. WITH. BELLY. BUTTONS.

Also GG, may I make a request of you?

>>30400864

Is Sweetie in that terrible tumblr?

>>30400813
>But ponies do have belly buttons. All mammals do, silly.
>Unless you're implying that ponies hatch from eggs.
No, I'm just saying people rarely if ever draw them. The addition suddenly makes the pony seem way more naked.

>>30400871
Shitty springs

>>30400871
For the life of me I couldn't tell ya
>>30400876
But scherzo knows

>>30400674
>WISE FWOM YOUW GWAVE

>>30400878
yes you may but I cannot guarantee a delivery.
let's hear it, anyway.

>>30400880
>teats
Finally someone realizes that ponies have teats. Goddamn.

>>30400880
I thought that was the whole point.

Also what the fuck am I looking at?

>>30400879
>Is Sweetie in that terrible tumblr?
Funny you should ask!

Yes. Yes she is.

>>30400818
I don't know why I felt the need to track down this photograph, it's from Teotihuacan :-p

>>30400905

Not in the show.

>>30400898
KILL THE WABBIT!

>>30400909
It appears to be Rarity indulging in a secretary and immobilization fetish. Possibly lactation too.

>>30400916

Whats the deal with the magic eye?

>>30400909
>Also what the fuck am I looking at?
People were discussing non-rape fetishes and how they didn't get enough attention.
Lactation, crotchboobs, business suits, and heavy bondage/encasement came up. So I decided to help out!

>>30400880

>>30400900

A while back we we're talking about the attached picture and wondering of we could find someone to do a more accurate picture of Nyx being spit-roasted.

Are you a bad enough dude to draw skewered Nyx?

>>30400923
You're the leading expert on Rainbow Dash around her, Scherzo. What are her sexual proclivities?

inb4 vanilla sex for procreation only

>>30400929
It's dark and eeeeevil and mysteeeeeriouuuuuuusss.

Seriously I have no idea. He draws all his ponies with those freaky hollow eyes.

>>30400943
Chocolate sex

>>30400935
I basically don't draw OCs, and I sure as hell won't draw Nyx fanart. Even if it is 'hate' fanart, it's still fanart.
Sorry.

>>30400943
>around her
DUUURF
You knew what I meant.
>*here

I kinda want to form a pony tumblr tier list, but I only know of a few...

>>30400814
It's like he goes out of his way to disregard canon. I thought ponyville was cool with the everfree Forest after the whole zecora fiasco.

HAHAHA

DICKS

>>30400929
She has hyphema. It's not magical, but I guess she's embarassed about it. Normally it's caused by blunt trauma or by jabbing one's self in the eye.

I asked this question, actually. The answer was disapointing. Plus, I think the tumblr blocked me afterward.

Why the fuck are almost all these tumblrs so gory and grimdark?

Are they trying to be ironic? I mean, sadist Pinkie is cute and ironic, but it kind of loses its charm when she's just a cold psycopath.

>>30400943
Isn't she wonderbolt-sexual?

>>30400930
A true renaissance man.

Or sorts.

>>30400956
You know what they say! Once you go black, you never get your dignity back!

named my legit btals

>>30400978

What is this from?

I must know, for...research.

>>30400987

Naa, she is a dyke.

>>30400991
>Diablo
>not Torchlight

>>30400960

You have standards. I respect that.
Anyone here willing to torture baby OC's? We desperately need Nyx on a skewer.

Just started watching the show not too long ago.

About four episodes in and having watched a couple of random eps, I'm not too big on Pinkie or RD yet. What episodes in particular do they shine in?

>>30400960
I wish more people were like that. You see all this Griffy shit that's bubbling to the surface? I guarantee nothing good will come of it.

Mark my words, people.

YIFF IN HELL!!

>>30400978
>IT FUCKING ANIMATES

MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>30400979
Welcome to Tumblr. Every good question is given a terrible answer, and every terrible question given a great one.

>>30400978
There's another one of these

>>30400943
Uhh.

Fuck, you're really going to make me answer this, aren't you.

She probably is into light bondage, mostly master/pet play though. Has a collar, wears it all the time during kinkytimes. Is actually pretty submissive in the bedroom, unless it's with another mare, then it's probably depending on her mood (switch, basically). There's probably a kink relating to high-altitude low-oxygen sexings and free-falling to the ground during coitus as well.

>>30401018
>didn't sage

>>30401014
Party of One and Sonic Rainboom respectively

>>30401014
Depends on how much you like fucking sheep queer.

>>30401029
too bad in order to have the sex one of them has to break their legs

So, does the new episode come out tomorrow/today or next week?

>>30401014

Pinkie = Party of One
Rainbow Dash = Sonic Rainboom

After watching these, you're biggest issue will be choosing which one is best pony.

blah blah pony post are great post

>>30401031

You saying RD is submissive in the bedroom, bro?

>>30401006
Torchlight is Diablo Jr. Lite

it's also shit

>>30401053

>best pony
>Dash

Nope.

>>30401029
>wingboner in progress.gif

The kissing one is way hotter for whatever reason.

>>30400880
Ponies don't really show off their underside in the show that much to justify drawing belly buttons anyway.

>>30400970
Don't, it's better to just let them stew in their own brand of terrible. They leave us alone (for the most part), we leave them alone.
Sorta.

>>30401061
If it's a guy, yes.

>>30401024
The other question I kept asking was "Who the fuck is the OC", because there he is, answering questions.

I also wanted to know why his horn was filed down. I'm reminded of those families that put rubber stoppers on their table corners when they have rambunctious kids. You know, so the kids don't bang their heads as hard?

So maybe, like, this guy has a horn-nub because Sweetie kept running into it.

>>30401031

>>30401014

Pinkie: Party of One

RD: Sonic Rainboom

Those ones really explore things about their respective characters that you don't normally see. Rainbow Dash is really just a scared little girl trying to impress people she admires and Pinkie's a hardcore schizo.

>>30401065

>best pony
>not Dash

Is shit about to go down right now?

>>30401083

Is this canon like RS crazy shit?

HI MOM I AM POSTING IN A BEASTIALITY THREAD!!!

Griffy fights the vampire Diamond Dogs. This dialogue is so lifelike it hurts.

>"They say power corrupts", said the lead Dog to Griffy, "I just never realized that that saying would go litterally"

>"Come with us!", complained Griffy as soon as the lead Dog reached the top of the building, "We can seriously help you guys out! We can help you reverse this.."

>"No no no", interupted the lead Dog, "You've got it all wrong Griffin. Our insane thirst for Pony blood has practically made this effect on us perminant. So our negligence has given us our new, twisted behaviour, but we LOVE the feeling of it"

>The lead Diamond Dog then started to dangle Griffy over the edge of the building.

>"Goodbye, you runt-sized Griffin of brown coloration", said the lead Dog.

>"You do realize that I can fly, right?", asked Griffy as he was being dangled upside-down.

>That's when the lead Dog spat a small blob of squishy, partly-digested Pony blood and wrapped it around Griffy's wings, preventing him to fly.

>"That's gotta to be the most grossest way of preventing some Creature to fly ever", said Griffy with a grossed out expression.

>>30401063
>implying Diablo III won't get shit on at release

Guys, I'm going to do it. It's already been set in motion.

The time machine shouldn't take too much longer. I received word not too long ago that MLP:FIM is responsible for terrible things in the future. Even more terrible than what is going on now.

When I send back the Terminator it will have just one mission. To end all this misery in the present and future.

>>30401053
Dash is best pony, but Party of One is best episode.

>>30400978
Man, is it just me or does it look like Twi's got down syndrome here? Huge muzzle, half-lidded. Bleh.

>>30401100
*shrug*
Fanon is that Dash is a carpetmuncher. My headcanon is that she's an equal opportunity employer.

>>30401097
She is the worst pony even Fluttershy is better.

>>30401101
Your mom is a horsefucker?

>>30401101

what if my mom is a pony?

ujelly?

>>30401065

>>Dash
>>Not best Poni

You're in denial, friend.

>>30401083
Oh that's right, you don't think Rainbow Dash is a lez.

I respect your wrong opinion

>>30401103
>"That's gotta to be the most grossest way of preventing some Creature to fly ever", said Griffy with a grossed out expression.

I appreciate Griffy maintaining a sense of levity during this event.

>>30401084
Tumblr! Where introducing characters randomly with no introduction is seen as a good idea. (And a common practice.)
God these people drive me up the wall. Of ALL the things to do, and you introduce a character like that? None of them know how to build up a plot, none of them know how to do a character, and almost all of them are universally awful at maintaining a semblance of canon.
Or in some cases fanon.

>>30401131
>Dash
>Best pony
Dude that's just wrong

>>30401103

This guy is either 10 or Chris Chan level autistic.

I don't know what's funnier.

>>30401122
his mom is why its a beastiality thread

*snap*

>>30401131

HAHAHAHAHA! No.

>>30401103
That's impressive.

Would you, /co/?

>>30401114
Why? What purpose would it serve? All it would do is make an alternate timeline where there is no FiM. This timeline will still have the Generals, Ponychan, Bronies, etc. It's a waste of time,

POOOONIES.

>>30401103
I love you for doing this Anon

>>30401122

I will punch you right through the internet.

>>30401103
>the last line
Well this fic just proved that it had something Past Sins didn't

Logic

>>30401132
You ah so close-minded sometimes.

>>30401163

Only Sweetie Belle.

>>30401132
It's hard not to fanon any of them as lesbian simply because there's 95% female characters.

Now, Dash being gay would be a little stereotypical, but I don't really care either way.

>>30401051
Look, I know you're busy ruining the universe's shit, Nyarly, but at least TRY to keep up. Episodes air Saturday mornings at 9am est. Would have been yesterday by most accounts. Wasn't, of course. Ep 3 airing NEXT Saturday. Then Ep 4 the Saturday after that, then it's got another week off while they re-air Ep 4 for Halloween.

>>30401166

Fuck you, Skynet said this would work.

>>30401188
You think the same?
I for one also prefer straight Dash

>>30401176

Nigga please.

>>30401114
Think of the repercussions, though.
Time travel is a touchy thing. Canceled timelines, paradoxes, everything like that. You could end up becoming your own grandfather, if you are foolish.

>>30401103
This crap makes past sins look like a friggin masterpiece by comparison!

I ask again, is the new episode coming out today or next week?

Ugh
someone give me something to draw

>>30401207
And you believed it? Really? I mean, I know it's smart and all, but. REALLY?

>>30401229
next saturday

>>30401188

You ah so close-minded sometimes.

>>30401209
It's my headcannon too

I also wrote like 2? 3 fics with straight dash I think

>>30401229
Episode would have aired already today if it did play today.

Next week.

Tsk tsk.

All you people arguing when it's clear who's the best pony.

>>30401217
I prefer the theory where when ever someone travels in time he just creates a parallel timeline.
The original still exist.
You can never save your loved ones.
Just create a universes where they are still alive and you are an intruder.

>>30401232
Scootaloo running someone over in her scooter.

>>30401065
>>30401157
>>30401152

Where did all of this RD hate come from?

I remember a time with Dash was the undisputed best pony.

I someone posts that traitor image, I will cut them

>>30401163

Dude, that's fucking gross.They're humans!

>>30401131
Meh. Rairty is Best Pony, axiomatically, Pinkie is favorite pony, but uh...

Yes. Yes I do.

>>30401232
Rarity in a sword fight with Blueblood

>>30401232
Derpy delivering something to Big Mac or something I guess

>>30401232
Fluttershy finding all of Dashs sex toy collection

And she wants to play.

>>30401232
The main sixes reactions when they saw the opposite sex naked for the first time.

>>30401262

Is not hate is just a fact and she never was the best pony.

>>30401282
...But they are already naked

>>30401232
Pinkie Pie dressed like GIR with Rainbow Dash saying "Pinkie Pie, you are so random!"

>>30401232

Rarity raspberrying Sweetie Belle's tummy.

>>30401299
You know what I mean.

>>30400596
I don't want to art exactly like anyone else, but I want to shake some of my bad habits and streamline everything so I can portray more dynamic and interesting stuff.

>>30401282
Rarity: But those aren't jewels. They don't even sparkle! Stupid horn, dragging me towards nothing!

>>30401257

Aha! But I have made the Terminator's goal "Stop MLP:FIM from existing"! This needlessly complicates things, instead of just telling it to kill Faust.

This way I can make a trilogy. Who knows what wacky stuff that machine will come up with.

So, are we going to get a standard cartoon mind-switch episode any time soon?

>>30401318
In season 4 when they're running out of ideas

>>30401222

That's what I said! And Past Sins drove me into a Soul Eater-style madness outbreak. I still hear the sound every once in a while.

Nyx. Nyx Nyx Nyx. Nyx.

>>30401163
Well, it would depend

wait

is that man's entire FIST inside Sweetie Belle?

It IS

damn, son

>>30401345
I can't get driven mad by anything I can't pronounce.

>>30401337

Shit no you nigger. I am pretty firm in saying that they'll be out of ideas by Season 3: The Quest for More Toys.

>>30401312
Whatever works best for you, man.

If you don't mind my asking, which habits would you say are bad?

>>30401195
My fanon is that they are all just friends...oh wait.

CMC thread

>>30401354

Her ass is pretty lose. From all the pooping.

More remarkable dialogue. I love how perfectly Wesdaaman captures each character's unique personality.

>The Elements of Harmony represenatives and the Cutie Mark Crusaders formed circle together for more power as they tried to fight off the big Diamond Dog and the little Diamond Dog.

>"How are we supposed to fight these crazy Canines off?", said Griffy.

>"We got to work harder!", said Spike.

>"We should look for their weak spot", suggested Twilight.

>"Be nice and ask them to leave?", suggested Fluttershy.

>"Yeah right!", said Rainbow, "We need to beat them till their a pile of bones!"

>"Why don't I just beautify myself?", suggested Rarity, "I will be too beautiful for them to handle"

>"How 'bout we not try and fru fru ourselves", sadi Applejack, "We should really be takin' serious action here"

>"There has to be a breaking point of some sort on these Dogs", said Sweetie Belle.

>"What she said", added Apple Bloom.

>"Let's stop cowering", said Scootaloo, "And start fighting!"

>>30401277
>Rarity in a sword fight with Blueblood
Doing this one.

>>30401282
>The main sixes reactions when they saw the opposite sex naked for the first time.
This would be really amusing though. Maybe next time.

New law being tossed around to limit the amount of copyrighted material to entities less than 5 years old (i.e., The Hub)

Prepare for ponies to be taken off of youtube. :(

http://1.usa.gov/pMGYc3

>You will never be in the Cool Kids Club

>>30401387
But Scootaloo isn't a chicken :C

>>30401398
>"Why don't I just beautify myself?", suggested Rarity, "I will be too beautiful for them to handle"

MY FUCKING SIDES

Anybody else find the naming pattern in the show awkward at times? Like how characters with names like Spike, Gilda, and Trixie are thrown right along characters named Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie?

>>30401398

>>"Yeah right!", said Rainbow, "We need to beat them till their a pile of bones!"
>Read that as "We need to beat them till they're a pile of boners!"

>>30401426

>>30401423
Ha I WAS fat

>>30401423

I am the Cool Kids' Club!

>>30401337
No way, I'd love to see that much sooner.

As long as the bodies keep their voices.

So we'd get Applejacks voice talking like Rainbow Dash, or whatever.

>>30401423
>Not fat kids

This is some bullshit.

>>30401444
You can't fool me.

Scootaloo ain't nothin but a loud mouth snook.

>>30401419

it's already illegal isn't it?

hasbros just been cool and not hasnt pressed charges.

>>30401380
I've never really found a facial style I liked. It's still a work in progress.

Also, trying to learn Photoshop from scratch. Anything anyone can do to help me out is appreciated. Go slow. I am dumb.

>>30401419
Oh you motherfucker.

>>30400920
Oh Angel bunny, you'we so wovewy..

>>30401419
Bitch, please. If they didn't want ponies on youtube, ponies wouldn't be on youtube. All it takes is a copyright claim. They know better though. Hasbro may hate money, but if doing NOTHING makes them more, then why not?

>>30401444

>>30401232
Rainbow Dash deep-frying Scootaloo.

Huuhh huhh uuhh. What the hell are these things Beavis?

>>30401477
Ah, that's a shame. I was really fond of how you did Luna's face in the egg picture.

>>30401448
>Fluttershy talking like Applejack
I'm throwing all my money at the screen but nothing is happening.

>>30401448
I'd love that

Come to think of it if they DO do it like that it would be between two characters with the most drasticly diffent speech patterns

Rarity and AJ for example. Pinkie and Fluttershy as another.

What do you make of that?

>>30401419

Shit. Clearing download history.

>>30401448
>Imagining RD phrases in AJ's voice.

>>30401423
And that Tumblr is awesome because it is so funny.

>>30401444

>>30401503
What I want:
Fluttershy and Rarity
Twilight and Pinkie
AJ and Dash

>>30401521
"It needs tah be about 20% better."

>>30400240
As many have pointed out, it's because the merchandising, marketing, advertising, and product creation department may as well be on another planet from the Show production crew.

Would be really nice if someone could sit down with these corporate types and explain, "Listen, step up the quality just a bit, and it will dramatically increase sales. Fans like to have a connection to the franchise, and the more accurate and connected the products are, the more likely they will be to sell toys. So, please, kindly get your head out of the 80's and pay attention to the current market instead of insisting that people will behave the way your marketing research wants them to behave."

Generally speaking, I think it would be great if all marketing departments could get with the fucking times and realize that you can't just keep rehashing the same methods with different ideas. Instead of introducing new characters simply to force more toys.. How about you let the people making the cartoon come up with characters that people will like enough to want toys of?

Or, instead of making sure that there are "toyetic" castles or carriages or shit.. You make toys that kids might actually want.. Like ones that look like the characters they like?

>Not even aimed specifically at Hasbro.. but any show that has been made with the intention to hock toys at kids. Seriously. You're fucking doing it backwards.

>>30401398
To make this dialoge less painful, read it in the half life full life consiquenses narrator voice.

>>30401550
Yeah, Twilight and pinkie would be best not for the voice swap.

But for Pinkie with Twilight's power.

>>30401503
>Rarity and Applejack talking as eachother.
My wallet is ready.
>Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy as well.
HNNNNGH. MY WALLET. IT CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE.

>>30401482
That's awesome! Also rose that shading guide you linked earlier. It looks great but there's SOO much info to digest.

Do you, ah, have anything a little simpler?

>>30401542

Look at all those adorable little chickens! And there's a Dodo there, too!

>>30401478

I run, delete my broswer and hide in the bed!

>>30401550
I dunno. AJ and Dash doesn't interest me because they have the same VA. They sound more similar than you'd think.

>>30401576
Can... can we fund this? Does he still do stuff?

>>30401578
Equestria wouldn't be ready

>Celestia visits the town that day

Holy shit everything is made of gingerbread!

>>30401618
See, that's what makes it great. I think it would be a stiffer challenge for whatsherface to do, since I'm sure she's kinda trained herself to sound like Dash when saying Dashie things.

>>30401618
>Dat bodyswap
>they can't compete anymore because then that means the other one is actually better.

>>30401550

>Fluttershy and Rarity
>AJ and Dash

Too obvious, the other one is cool.

>>30401419

>My face when I constantly have incognito mode on

Problem?

>>30400674
DOOKS PUTA MADRE, DEJA DE SER NAMEFAG, REPORTATE AL SITIO DE REUNION

which pony would you let shit in your mouth

also, ingesting pony shit, which tastes like ice cream, turns you into a pony

Alright, this is the end of the forth book. With the help of the Cutie Mark Crusaders and their new fire/ice armor enchanted by Philomena, the elements of harmony narrowly managed to defeat the vampire diamond dogs by having the THREE YOUNG FILLIES tie two of them up, and having a CHUNK OF THE CEILING randomly fall on the third one's head.

>Suddenly, a large chunk of the ceiling somehow fell down. It landed right on the lead Dog knocking him out with the Cutie Mark Crusaders leaping right out of his large hands unharmed.

>The young girls rushed over to the represenatives for comfort from such a near-death expirience.

>"Well then what caused the town hall's ceiling fall down on the lead Dog", asked Rainbow as puzzled as the rest were.

>"That would be me!", squeeled a high, shrill and familiar female voice from the damaged roof from above.

>The 10 looked up to see that Pinkie Pie was still alive, and that she was the one who made the roof fall down on the lead Dog. She leaped down and the 10 ran over and greeted happily.

The diamond dogs were taken to canterlot for rehabilitation, but they still hold a grudge against Griffy for defeating them. What thrilling adventures await our outcast hero?

>>30401578
That's what I'm thinking
So basically this is what I want

Twilight and Pinkie
Pinkie want's to use Twilights powers to throw the greatest party in Equestria while Twilight sees this as the best oportunity to study Pinkies reality bending powers. To bad she can't use them and get's annoyed as fuck

Rarity - Fluttershy
Hoity Toity or some other fashion pony comes to see Rarity's latest designs and FS ask her animal friends for help.
Meanwhile Rarity tries to change the town's opinion of Fluttershy.

AJ- RD
Simple they do another Iron Pony or something like this but halfway through they realize something.
If one of them wins the town will think that the other actually won so they do their best to lose.

>Hmmm maybe MS is drawing something good.
>Human Pinkie sucking horsecock.

>>30401665
COÑO CHAMA, SIEMPRE CHINGAS CUANDO ANDO LURKEANDO Y NO POSTEANDO.

>>30401599
I've got uhhh...
this

spoiler for notpony

>>30401670
>End of the 4th book

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

>>30401697
So, is this what it is like to be in the Sonic fandom?

>>30401663

I dont get it.

>>30401677
I see more of Twilight trying to adapt to her "Pinkie Sense" and failing.

My hips are moving on their own!

>>30401649
I see your point, but I don't want to deny the other voice actors of the fun of playing with her characters.

Dash and Rarity or AJ and Fluttershy are things I don't want to pass up.

>>30401650
>if they did Dash's body would lose because she wouldn't be cheating

>>30401716
There are six fucking more

Best ship and best male.

>>30401750
Well, he's, uhh, productive.

>>30401762
Eh He's cute.
I prefer Hoity though

>>30401762
Nope.

>>30401697

>What, this is cute?
>Leg looks messed up though
>Wait, 3 legs?
>Oh my God that's not a leg

Futashy strikes again.

>>30401765
Not the word I'd have chosen.

>>30401750
Really? Awesome

This has really put me in a good mood.

>>30401762
>best male
yeah, no

>>30401773

>fanon

Get out of here Nathan.

>>30401718
If this was the Sonic fandom, those would be OCs and the OCs would be Silver recolours.

>>30401773
But how can Rarity blame him when she's the one who chose to do it in the first place?

>>30401774
Matching set, if you didn't notice.

>>30401697
>join stream
>win free draw request somehow
>SBs name is William

Life is weird

>>30401792
>>30401792

But we've got worse. Celestia recolors.

DBZ handled bodyswaps the best.

>>30401773
That still looks like young r63 Blueblood

>>30401790
Nah, man. They look more like Turtles.

>>30401789
BUT THE POTENTIAL CHEMISTRY! IT JUST WORKS!

And all ships are fanon except the Cakes and Spike/Rarity

Also, best male pony is purely a matter of preference.

>>30401792

MEANWHILE IN PONYCHAN.

>>30401801
She's not blaming him for the kid. She's blaming him for her going out and getting all filthy and acting "unladylike"

>>30401822

>BUT THE POTENTIAL CHEMISTRY! IT JUST WORKS!

So its just like Rarijack.

>>30401817
Rarity is fucking with Blueblood.

>>30401812
Don't think I've actually seen that.

But that fucking 'pony generator' doesn't help. There's a staggering number of assholes that can avatarfag RP their supahcool black and red dragoneyed alicorn OCs with no effort whatsoever now.

>>30401844
Seriously look

>>30401824
>whyidontgotooat.png

>>30401844
Braeburn is more a balance of Pinkie Pie and Applejack, with a few extra spoonfuls of southern charm. He is also much more of a gentleman than Applejack.

And fuck that fucking Blueblood shit.

Guy who lives with his parents detected.

>>30401861

She is a whore after all and she is cheating, poor Braeburn.

As requested.
Rarity and Blueblood "swordfighting".

>>30401571
Why does Griffy look like some kinda Pelican?

>>30401874

She is a slut Nathan.

>>30401878
This is not what I expected... but I'm not complaining.

>>30401878
Somehow, that's exactly what I expected.

>>30401878
...
Not what I expected.
Not what I expected at all...
I still like it

>>30401878

I liked you better when you were on /tg/

Wait. No I didn't.

>>30401878

>mfw i see this coming

Bravo.

>>30401887
Only because she's single.

>>30401705
Duly noted and saved. Thanks Rose!

>>30401878
...winner gets to penetrate the loser?

>>30401878
Yep. Not surprised. That's got you written all over it.

>>30401773
>>30401801
>>30401841

How many illegitimate babies is Rarity gonna have?! First there was Sweetie Belle then Braeburn's baby, and then this abomination right here. Sweet Moses on a Graham Cracker, her vagina must see more visitors than an In-and-Out Burger!

>>30401861
r63 thread?

>>30401914
No prob. I can scrounge around for more stuff if you'd like since I'm too lazy to make something myself

>>30401807
Tell no one.

Not counting all those people you told.

DAMMIT TUMBLR, STOP MAKING ME FEEL REGRET.

>>30401926

ALL THE BABIES! Stupid fandom always with fucking kids.

>>30401926
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

>>30401942

Leeeenk.

>>30401934
If you don't mind I'd appreciate it! The picture I'm coloring is dark, with lots of different light sources.

pic related its the environment and some colors Im working with.

>>30401926
>Mutant Pony/Dragon Hybrid babies

FUCK. EVERYTHING. Seriously, I will never be able to scrub that Spike x OC Pony fic out of my brain.

>>30401940
I haven't told anyone, though it was tempting when I found out we have the same first name.

>>30401419
Oh you cockfondler.

>>30401926

Rarity will never stop. Sex is the only relief she has from her stressful life, and we all know birth control is banned because the God-Empress demands more slaves.

>>30401940
My brother's name is William

Dude, It's like we're all connected.

>>30401979

Can you explain this? I dont think is a good idea open that.

>>30401948

You'll have so many babies! 400 Babies!

>>30401940
But It's an awesome name.
Mine is just common
Seriously Michael?

>>30401997
>Big Mac & Pinkie-Pie

Well, that was way out of left field.

>>30401964
I'm about to watch an instructional stream to introduce me to PS. Link's gonna be in MS's stream.

>>30401991
It's like the 6th most common male name.

>>30401964
This shading tutorial might be helpful to you, then
http://tamberella.deviantart.com/gallery/29903831

>>30401807

Dammit, now i'm curious what NTSTS's name is.

>>30401940
Apologies if you didn't want that to be common knowledge dude.

Call me Dmitryi if you like so we're even

>>30401993
It links to a search page on the FBI website.

The search term? "Where online can I find child porn?"

>>30401926
>dragon pony hybrid oc
>all the ponies look like foxes
>spike looks like a faggy pony

>>30402021
You've got a cool name though, if that's what it is.

>>30402027

Hhahahaha wat!

>>30401991
I bet I'm taller than he is.

>That feel when no one knows your name and no one has saved your images.
Feels good to still have some semblance of anonymity.

REGRET LEVELS: REACHING CRITICAL LEVEL.

>>30402065
Wait till you get to the milk one.

>>30402065

Link that shit now nigga.

>>30402058
How tall are you? He's like 6' 3"

>>30402065
Link?

>>30402021
>>30401940
Nobody knows my real name.

Except for /co/mmander Jesus and my fellow pre-readers

>>30402021
It's not a big deal at all.

And that is a cool name.

>>30402063

And yet someone has screencapped your... interesting dream about Dash.

>>30402080
It's not Pagemaster?

I thought you just had really shitty parents.

>>30402003
>Anonymous' name is Michael
I'll be looking out for you...

>>30402065
>>30402067

I'm dying here. In a bad way.

>>30402080
it's Tyler

>>30402093
And that's what I find odd.

Wait, no that's not odd. That's exactly what I expected. Carry on.

>>30402048
>>30402084
I wasn't thinking when I posted that SB so..hehe also thank you guys. My name always makes me feel so foreign around other people despite talking super normal.

>>30402114
...What?

>>30401018
Anonymous, please be ridiculous elsewhere.

>>30402105
If I was actually named after this shitty movie, I might of actually had to shoot someone.

>>30402120
Good guess.

>>30401926
Why would Spike suddenly become a quadruped?

>>30402019
Thanks again Rose!

>>30402143
It wasn't that bad...

>>30402143
>guess
Just admit it, you klootzac

>>30402146
Because >Furries.

>>30402117

>>30401131
>Brony

Please tell me this was saved back in December.

>>30402117
>>30402119
Which one is this?

>>30402159
It was average at best. I enjoyed it a lot more when I was younger than now.

>>30402161
I didn't say you were wrong. I'm more curious about how you know.

So what does /a/ think about ponies?

>>30402164

>>Implying you wouldn't drink Fluttershy's warm breast milk

>>30402179
askfluttershyandpinkiepie

>>30402177
Po1 screenshot. Nope.

>>30402195
That is at once twisted and exceptionally cute.

>>30402189
>R63 Spitfire is the best sword fighter in the world
I'mokaywiththis.jpg

why can't all tumblrs be cool like ask pinkamina
>>30402195

>>30402119
im dying, happily