>>30398116
Morphing Time?

OH BOY.

>>30398116
Celestia thread?
Celestia thread

GO AWAY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30398116
And we're back with some Tumblr-related stuff. If any of you want to hear some of the worst RPing ever, just ask, and I'll tell you a few stories.

But as to the question >>30398096 asked, I believe that Tumblr is run by only one person.
Could be wrong though.

does anyone have any tips for learning to shade pictures or is it something you just have to practice a lot at?

>>30397983
Rarimac is... interesting I guess.
I kinda like the rest of this artist's ships.

>>30398152

What if Gilda was best poni?

Hey guys, I'm starting a new side project called My Little Plansewalker: Gathering is Magic. I'm curently taking cutiemark suggestions for plansewalkers.

>>30398176

You wake up at 4AM and see this.

What do?

would rim that royal ass so hard

>>30398176
Carnifex is under-appreciated, I think.

>>30398200
Still Spike X LSH is still strange.

>>30398186
she'll never be best pony

>>30398210
Surprise buttesx?

>Holding a sniper rifle
>with hooves

That's some shonky business right there.

>>30398210
ask her to go easy

Time to post reaction images and shitty furry porn? I think not.

Shadooloo for life bitches!!!

>>30398219
Personally I like him

>>30398210
Go away Twilight I'm sleeping

Here have a book it's fiction but read it anyway it's by Michael Chrichton I'm sure you'll like it.

>>30398210
prepare my anus

>>30398186
What if Rarity were best pony?
Oh wait...
She is.

>>30398246
Scootaloo you say?

>>30398244
Take some nyquil and Scootanoodle soup

Hope ya feel better bro.

>>30398219

He is not very good.

>>30398266
I guess your right.

>>30398216
who wouldn't?

>>30398230
Except Gilda is still better then the Mane cast.
Because she can at least manipulate objects with her claws. Those damn ponies

>>30398269
>The only Pegasus unable to fly
>A Wonderbolt.

posting a pony

>>30398305
ponies don't even need claws or fingers to manipulate objects
fucking magic

>>30398330
They don't all have magic.

>>30398305
>Doesn't know about Lyra.
>laughingfillies.jpg

>>30398277
>Scootanoodle soup
Someone draw this please.

>>30398325
'Sup?

Hello Ponies

>>30398305
What about unicorns?
They can manipulate multiple objects at once.

And the rest seem to do fine without that.
Still sometime they kinda do impossible thins with their hooves. They're like magnets

>>30398330
Only the unicorns. The rest have to awkwardly grab things with their knee joints

>>30398363
Hi.

Spike
you never just barge into a lady's room

>>30398362
does zecora have that swirly thing on both cheeks?

>>30398356
Yet they still hold things.

>>30398195
Elements of Harmony vs. The Legacy.

>>30398391
>Spike enters room
>find this
>what would he do

>>30398391
Why does he have a net?

>>30398277
I don't have any Scootaloos though.

Where should to go to get one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkc6E47KBNI
Pony version of this, asap.

With the CMC as the Getter Team, and Spike as Black Getter

>>30398420

Ghost ride that shit.

>>30398391
>Spike walks in on Fluttershy
>asks what she's doing
>she explains and gives a hands on demonstration

>>30398426
He's chasing butterflies.

>>30398426
because plot

>>30398414
But they can't manipulate fine objects with their hooves.
Like eating a sandwich.
Try and eat a sandwich using only your mouth, no hands. Tell me how well that works.

>>30398426
Maybe they were going to catch butterflies today I don't know

I just needed something convenient for him to be holding and it seemed appropriate

>>30398456
They can hold food.
They just need practice.

>>30398439
Hotel Paradise

Or just print out a picture of Dash and hang outside. She'll be jumping at it early next morning in your backyard

So I just got off from a one week ban. What I miss in pony threads?

>>30398414

Poorly. They make exceptions for gag bits like octavia or the (lol) piano playing pony. But usually they do stuff with their mouths. See applejack vs the garden hose.

>>30398483
Pinkie doesn't really count

>>30398483
That is also by the way quite impossible. Because the apple should just slide right off the hoof onto the ground.

>>30398244
>that feel when you live in a moderate climate and go to school in a cold climate and you spend the entire semester with at least some basis of a cold constantly.

>>30398391

GRIFFY UPDATE: THERE IS A SEVENTH ELEMENT OF HARMONY AND IT'S OWNER IS SPIKE

>"I have it!", cried out Spike, still looking at that new silver tablet, "This is a Dragon's history record of the 7th Element's spirit's whereabouts"

>"Well", asked Twilight desperately, "What does it say?"

>"It says...", said Spike as he started to read it, "...The Spirit of Unity resided inside the body of a Mountain Dragon, that's my Dragon species PS, and when that Dragon had a clutch, one of her children had the spirit inside them. And the spirit kept going from body to body through this particular family tree until it finally came to my mother and then went inside me when I was just an embryo inside my shell"

>"Does this mean...", started Rainbow.

>"Yes", interupted Spike, "I represent the Spirit of Unity"

I understand nothing.

>>30398483
Obviously all Earth Ponies can manipulate their own personal gravitational field. It's the only magic they have.

>>30398544
Does spike do anything Unity...ful?

Is this like a thing he's known for?

>>30398210
HOLY SHIT A TALKING UNICORN SOMEONE CALL ANDERSON COOPER!

>>30398548
it's an 'innate' trait of earth ponies

Why can't Scootaloo fly?

>>30398544
So Spike's element of Harmony is harmony itself, just by another name?

6 DAYS 8 HOURS 44 MINUTES UNTIL NEW EPISODE

>>30398577
she scoots

>>30398577
Because then she wouldn't be hanging out with the shitty CMC

Or the animators really like animating walk cycles.

>>30398320
It was her final wish before the cancer made it too weak for her to walk

>>30398577
she was molested.

>>30398210
oooohhhh yeah now were goin places. Bring it, waifu.

>>30398577
Not enough beatings.

>>30398534
That sucks if you're constantly sick like that. This is like, my one cold a year, so I can't complain too much about it. Just hate that woozy feeling you get from it, where your head doesn't want to stay upright at all, and it's hard to keep your mind clear. I can deal with the nose and throat and all that other garbage, but when it starts fucking with my cognitive abilities, I hate it.

>>30398563
Nope. But those silly girls can't get anything done without Spike and Griffy around to help them out. They need their masculinity to save the day.

>>30398514
I guess you're right.

But how does RD hold her fave with her hooves?

>>30398584
Thank goodness!

>>30398580
Well if you say it that way of course it sounds dumb.

I fucking love this one

>>30398539
Fluttershy clearly invited Spike over to go catching butterflies, so why is she shlicking in her room with the door unlocked if she knows she's getting company?
Clearly, she only pretended to forget about their date, only pretended to be upset by him walking in. This is just her non-committal, passive way of getting into a sexual situation with Spike, since it still gives her, if needed, plausible deniability. If it doesn't work out, obviously it was just an honest and embarrassing mistake.

>>30398572
Right, the same way only Pegasi can walk on clouds

>>30398626
I'm laughing so hard!
This is a parody, right?

>>30398626
>chemical weapon

You could just say fuck story, I just liked the look of it. It sounds way better.

>>30398617
Upon close inspection to your run of the mill pony hoof...

>>30398584
LOOK OUT

SHES GUNNA BLOW!

>>30398544
man this thrilling plot is keeping me on the edge of my seat.

>>30398596
So....that explains why I can't fly either

>>30398584

Endeavoring to make body ready!

>>30398666
Not today, Satan.

>>30398563
Spike doesn't do anything, period.

>>30398676
...
They're magic ponies.
Why the fuck not

I like ponies too!

>>30398670
This. That OC's backstory is about as bad as it gets.
I like the look, but the backstory... why would you do that?

>>30398709
He sends and receives letter, that keeps people connected by information.

BAM, Unity.

>>30398676
So that explains how Derpy keeps standing on the ceiling!

>>30398174
http://www.itchstudios.com/psg/art_tut.htm

try laying down the shade everywhere first then erasing where the light hits, instead of just coloring in where the shading hits

I swore the day I got off to MLP or anything related, I'd sever my own dick and donate it to someone who deserved one, but I did so under the assumption that I wouldn't come across anything good. Then I read and visited a couple of those pages on your tumblr list. Now I'm here begging for a way out of this madness. I didn't think I'd actually use this image in the correct context either, what a funny little day it's been.

>>30398667
If only Pinkie. If only.

>>30398676

>>30398724
theres a reason why alot of the relatively good webcomics have a guy to draw and another to write.

>>30398745
I can tell you some Tumblr horror stories. Might make you hate the fanbase enough to hate the show.

>>30398769
http://ask-a-diamond-dog.tumblr.com/
like this?

>>30398745

One of us.

>>30398577
Wait, can Scootaloo seriously NOT fly? She really is the worst pony on the show

>>30398667
You know...this is the only good thing Past Sins do.
Made me immune to shit like this.

I mean I was sure that the scene with the mind controlling magic tumor that was actually part of NMM's Evil was the most retarded thing.
Then the last 3 chapters came out.
They made that scene a masterpiece of literature.

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE VOID
Did I miss anything? in the last week?

>>30398797

>>30398797
Most characters on the show can't fly, Anon.

>>30398745
whyboners are inevitable, they get all of us eventually

>>30398809
She can buzz around on her little wings

But nope, she cannot into flying

>>30398745
I could use a new dick. Send it to me.

>>30398811
you defended the world from the nyx of the day

>>30398797
Yeah.
Shes old for getting a Cutie Mark and still can't fly.
What a loser.

Moving into the third story now, looks like Griffy is about to get jealous of all his friends.

>What if there was something dreadful inside you? This dreadful thing is something that makes you unsettled. What if one day, it revealed itself by making you, its host, wickidly evil? Would you try and fight it as best you can?

>>30398811
Gilda Episode, they destroyed all copies though and they will never re-air it.

>>30398811
Yes. You have. So much. I have a tumblr now.
http://askpagemaster.tumblr.com/

>>30398831
Oh man this is like so cool I am the best at killing little bitches.
I WISH I HAD SEEN THIS SOONER

>>30398838
Men it was awesome.
I mean I got it that it was a joke but the writers said that it was canon.

>>30398795
No, not yet I'm not. But I'm having trouble fighting the temptation.

>>30398789
Oh no. I mean FAR worse.
I speak of OC's who have fought Cthulhu and won, who have managed to speak with Nyarlathotep, and win.
I speak of the OC's who have brought about mayhem and destruction, and have walked away scott-free because their legion of friends defended their mistake.

>>30398817
But most of them don't have wings. Whats her excuse?

>>30398817
All the pegasi can, though.

>>30398811

Gilda was voted worst character ever and is scheduled to have a fanon-destroying episode where she is revealed to be an irredeemable monster

>>30398817
She has wings.

>>30398862
She's actually an earth pony who grew wings through force of will, they're still a work in progress

>>30398862
this
even Fluttershy can fly

Anything exciting going on today, gang?

Reposting, because everyone loves Griffy now

>>30398874
>Gilda coming back
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD!

>>30398890

Man you miss the whole griffy shit.

>>30398859
Related to pony?

Anyway that's the standard OC
I mean go to Ponichan's RP board.
Read some of them but remember to first find Ember Storm
We'll wait.

>>30398893
too bad they aren't true
.. yet

>>30398892
Who is Griffy?

blah blah blah mlp post blah blah i fuck ponies

>>30398884
What a waste of wings though! She doesn't even LIKE flying

>>30398890
Nope.

>>30398907
Well... fill me in on the details?

>>30398909
They can't be worse then Typewryter.
Nothing is worse then Typewryter.
But very well anon, I will look said pony up.

>>30398917
Its the Nyx of the Day

>>30398797
yupp

PEOPLE PLEASE

Obviously, ponies can hold things in their hooves in the same way those "magnetic men" from russia can stick a plate on their chest. It's all just angle, moisture, and suction. Like they can sort of "pinch" around a large object with their hooves.

because obviously they have soft malleable hooves, not hard nail ones like real ponies.

>>30398917
Gosh, do you even watch the show?

>>30398920
Yet she somehow managed to keep up with RD while pulling a fucking hot air balloon.

>>30398929
http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/
have fun

>>30398938
>implying griffy isnt awesome

>>30398947
You know I don't.

>>30398961
>impying Nyx isn't awesome

>>30398946
Which raises the question; Do ponies wear horse shoes?

>>30398917

terribly drawn OC griffon complete with several equally bad stories.

>>30398940
Thats a real fucking cool picture

Got any more?

>>30398935
I'll spare you the suffering of going to the RP board.
Basically he's the standard unicorn.
Till he saves ponyville by teleporting a volcano inside of him and become a god

>>30398811

There's a new Tumblr!

http://ask-lil-miss-rarity.tumblr.com/

>>30398972
>Implying implicit implications

Less than subtle jab at Pen Stroke's writing ability.

Pinkie Pie seriously terrifies me, guys.

>>30398957
Thanks Rose.

>For a while now, since June 2011, I have been working on fanfictions on FanFiction.net with a new character that should be in the show, Griffy the Pygmy Griffin.

Oh boy.

>>30398946

Then how come their hooves make hard knocking sounds when they walk instead of something like a sponge or suction cups?

>>30398979
Oh. All of a sudden I find myself intensely uninterested.

>>30398990
Oh, you mean this guy?

>>30398997

Even still. You have to admit when she is scary she is also adorable.

>>30399001
They change the hardness of their feet at whim.

>>30399001
Because they're hooves and that's the noise hooves make when striking a solid surface.

>>30399017

Yes, i will hug her so hard!

>>30399014
The one and only.

I just finished an onion and am now eating an apple.

It's a strange combination, but oddly enjoyable.

>>30398985
yes, there are more.

i saved them all i just have to find them

>>30398997
New official ad?

>>30398946
i've seen this before.. but.

where?

>>30398990
Type is worse.
MUCH worse.
He has probably gone insane a good eight times, and every time he ends up almost killing somebody.
His response?
It won't happen again. And people believe him.
My loathing reaches an especially huge amount for that one.

>>30399032
Make sure you keep her arms pinned. That's important.

>>30399041
If you eat some grapes you will become pony. Apples and grapes = pony.

>>30399000

NTSTS, WRITE SOMETHING INVOLVING GRIFFY.

>>30398997
The TV knobs are hub logos!

>>30398940

>>30399054
Makes sense to me.

>>30399069
Ooh, I got trips, cool.

I don't know anything about this terrible OC other than that they're probably everything I'm expecting at first glance. Give me a two paragraph backstory and I'll do something up.

I really want to throw Scoots into the air and catch her as she flutters down, she'll be flying in no time

>>30398997

This official?

Like the Bridlemaids thing?

>>30399047
Yeah, from like, last week. It's a billboard. Where the fuck have you been?

>>30399075

>>30399086
Yes, it'll be on a billboard somewhere soon if it isn't already.

>>30399077
Is there a main gallery of sorts these are posted at?
I wish I wasn't so bothered by the subject matter, they draw really great, though.

>>30399001
but sometimes it is a hollow thud kind of clop.

And sometimes it's just a straight up smack. I just watched an episode, and they used a clop and a smack for a high-hoof.

>>30399086
>>30399091
>>30399103
College stuff, sorry, haven't been browsing here

>>30399052
Again standard mary sue.
Just ignore it.
I know how you fell. My hatred of Nyx also reaches new levels just for that fic.
I get mad very very rarely and laugh at retarded shit like this but Nyx....She's different. Mainly because she is the reason why the characters lost the biggest thing I loved about them.
Their personality.

>>30398917
For newcomers- Griffy is an OC 'Pygmy Griffon' who hates interspecies relationships and believes ponies should not control nature. He is Celestia's second best student, and was secretly present during the entire first season as the main character's best friend.
The fanfic starts here - http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7116547/1/
His dA is here - http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/

>>30399097
Is there a ponified version of this image? If not someone should get on that.

>>30399082
terse wrote up this

http://combomeal2.deviantart.com/art/PROLOGUE-A-TERSE-SITUATION-262448543

and it got linked with some of the art to the creator.

you should troll him too.

>>30399103
Same location as the Bridlemaids one, looks like.

Oh man, I was just reading the grify guy's journal.
>Gilda is a giant griffon and has bird like ears
BUT BURDS DONT HAVE EARS

I wonder if we'll get a song for the Halloween episode.

Though nothing can top At The Gala

>>30399116
It's disco.
What do you expect?

>>30399116
Disco was a great artist. I think he has a DA (that I don't know the name of anymore), but there isn't everything on there.

I'll see if I can figure out how he's tagged on ponibooru to see what's up in there.

>>30399150
Rose doesn't know Disco

>>30399129
>main character's best friend.
Which one?

>>30399116
Its Discos stuff, came back recently and drew a fuckawesome picture

Dear ponyfags,

Please keep your reaction images in your own threads. I'm sick of you bringing your fandom into everything.

Thanks.

>>30399150
oh Disco..

Thank you for the answer, though

>>30399148
>Halloween episode song
>mfw i had not considered the possiblity
oh shit now im evern more hyped...

>>30399129
> and was secretly present during the entire first season as the main character's best friend.

>>30399148
>At The Gala
Tied with art of the dress as my favorite song.
I just can't wait for the new songs man.
Here's hoping for a Rarity Sweetie duet.

>>30399162
all of them.
He'd also be twilight's boyfriend if he werent agains interspecies romance.

>>30399126
I know, I know. But I have personal reasons to dislike Typewryter, or rather, Justice, the guy who writes that terrible character.
He also denies his character is a mary-sue, by the way.

But yes, I hate Nyx with a burning passion. Because I know the only reason these people got to where they are is because their characters are just wish-fulfillment.

>>30399161
Rose is now officially a newfoal.
Also not Disco, but I like it.

>>30399176

>>30399143
>live in Australia
>don't get the Hub
>will never drive past a poni billboard

>>30398957

According to his info, this guy is 19. He's on chris-chan level, art wise or about.

>>30399167
Dear whoever you are,

It's a cartoon. This is /co/. They're reaction images. That happens. Deal with it.

Welcome.

>>30399167
You get to post YOUR show's reaction images everywhere.

I refuse to be a second-class citizen on fucking 4chan of all places.

>>30399167
reaction images transcend their origins, man.

thats like complaining about all those spiderman pics to actual spiderman fans.

>>30399162
All of them. All the female characters have the combined intelligence of a stump, because they're girls, and need Spike and Griffy's manly maleness to get out of trouble. They all think Griffy's the best!

>>30399129
>The Cutie Mark Crusaders were just pondering in the town park, trying to figure out what they could try next to earn their Cutie Marks.
>"We could try chasing Birds", suggested Scootaloo.
>"Are you kidding?" asked Sweetie Belle, "What would a Cutie Mark of that even look like?"
>"Maybe we could ask our funny friend", said Apple Bloom, "And that funny friend is over there, rahght now!"
>"And that funny friend is over there, rahght now!"
>over there, rahght now
>rahght now
>rahght now

>>30399167
I am also sick of this, for the record. Not the reaction images, but the ponies being everywhere.

>>30399211

>>30399148
>Halloween song episode

What was Disco's full name? At least that one?

I never remember how it was spelled.

>>30399220
>Manly manliness
Every time I learn a new tidbit about this guy, I hate him more.
MANLINESS IS MY JOB

>>30399242
discotecnica ottanta

>>30399212
I'd put him a further more up ahead the chris-chan. There's no saving chris-chan

>>30399242
Discotecnica Ottanta, I believe.

>>30399234
What if it was a tribute to A Nightmare before Christmas?

I can have dreams can't I?[/spoilers]

>>30399254
Thank you!

Update on the new bad guys!

>Meanwhile, some 2 miles away in a dark canyon, the two Mega-Ant venom-mutated homeless Ponies (Chop and Digger) were searching for something.

>"Can you believe we were temporarally friends with that Pygmy Griffin back at that mountain forest near Hoofington?", mused Digger his new, creepy voice.

>"Yeah, I still don't believe we got super powers now", replied Chop in his new, deeper voice.

>"You imbosell", Digger snapped, "We are not super-powered, we are geneticaly altered from the Mega-Ant venom, remember?"

>>30399224
>rahght now
But that was cute. I daww'd.

>>30399261
You're joking, YOU'RE JOKING!

>>30399276
>imbosell

>>30399217
Well, you are. Sorry. And this is your ghetto.

>>30399234
>Halloween Song
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaqSVi--Ms

Alternately:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXai-sgM-s

>>30399294
This movie made me terrified of jack-in-the-box's.

>>30399276
>>30399224
OH GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS

>>30399305

Pony reaction images are common now.

Deal with it.

>>30399261

>implying it won't be a tribute to Star Wars

Defeating the Star Trek guy showed where their loyalties lay.

>>30399276

>>30399196
Yeah, still catching up with who's who

My heart can't handle the Scootabuse, augh

>>30399148
>luna's first appearance
>she sings a song
I wonder who is voice acting her anyway

>>30399116
Well, here's his fimchan thread
http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/1446.html

Probably not everything, but a bunch, can't find anything else, since he uses a ton of different names

>>30399343

Rarity.

>>30399343
Tabitha.

>>30399148

I hope to god it turns out to be something like this. Except with Pinkie as Billy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTUBgepuLUo#t=1m18s

>>30399343
i believe is the same voice actor as Rarity?

>>30399330
Don't get all flank flustered

>>30399308

>dat grim grinning ghosts

>>30399341

He only draw that kind of stuff.

>>30399343
Cloris Leachman

>>30399343
Has this been confirmed for EP4? I know she did Luna's voice in the pilot, but it's theoretically possible they've found someone new.

Can anyone tell me what Jesus' mark is supposed to be?
It looks like a guy wearing a blue shirt.

>>30399276

Is this more Fallout Equestria shit?

Keep your shitty fanfics on EQDaily.

>>30399358
Man I love that song.
Gota thank Billy and Mandy for introducing me to Voltaire.

>>30399308
Oh crap I'm in Disneyland again.

It is a nightmare beyond fathoming... the LINES, and the KIDS, and... and the PRICES

>>30398892

>>Griffy x Nyx
Oh dear god...

>>30399129
There is no god...

>>30399378
I think it's a snuggie, IIRC

>>30399354
>>30399357
really? where did you hear that? she did photo finnish too I think, lovely voice. Man I am stoked to hear what luna sounds like now

>>30399376
They confirmed a while back (sometime in April) that they were going to use the same VA.

>>30399341
Yeah, uhh, sorry about that.

The whole thing started from an 'altered' request of mine from way back when, about RD and Scoots at the beach.

Snowballed since.

>>30399379
>general thread
Deal.

>>30399381

It's funny because that's exactly how I got into his shit.

>>30399341
Scootabus, you say?

Damnit!

There's a pic of Dash towing Scoots I can't find it!

>>30399383
I was in Disney World in February.

FastPasses bro. You know what it's like to stroll into Space Mountain in front of at least 400 people?

Actually it kinda makes you feel like an asshole.

>>30399327
>"I have a name, you know Scoot?", said the Griffin with a mature male voice with a pseudo-Maine accent (if he were a Human, he'd be like 18 or 19), "You are fully aware that it's Griffy, short for Griffalonius Von Masterton III, and my species name is not "Useless Griffin", no, it's Pygmy Griffin. Now if you fillies would not mind, I am trying to catch a snack here"

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>30399378
What's this you're doing with OCs now, Mr. Junior?

>>30399379
Thank you.
Because no MLP fanfiction is good people, let's all get that straight now.

>>30399333

I SEE THROUGH THE LIES OF EQUESTRIA

I DO NOT FEAR THE DARK AS YOU DO

>>30399378
I think you are right.

>>30399401
They use Raritys VA for her two lines in the pilot.

>>30399343

>Luna sings

>It's some dark crazy thing because she has no social skills and ends up scaring everyone even though she means well.

I really am trying to space these out, you guys since I don't want to spam, but this is too great to pass up

>As the seven approached the dumpster with caution, they also could not help but notice that as the dumpster shook, it was letting out black-colored fumes.

>"Gr-Gr-Griffy", whispered Fluttershy to the dumpster.

>"Griffy is no longer here", replied a loud, deep and evil-sounding voice from within the dumpster, >"You may now call me.."

>Suddenly, the dumpster flew open and a dark purple smoke shot right out of it and started to take a new shape. It was turning into Griffy, but his fur and feathers were all black, his wings were much bigger, his tail looked like a spear, his eyes were as red as blood and he was wearing dark blue armor (the same armor that Nightmare Moon wore).

>"SHADOW GRIFF!", he called out in a very evil version of his own voice.

>>30399432
jesus people why are you giving a shit about fanfiction?

>>30399443
>STUTTERSHY
THAT'S IT
I OFFICIALLY HAVE GONE FROM HATE TO LOATHE

>>30399431
Their problem. Anyone can get a fastpass at Disney World. I don't understand why people don't take advantage of it

>>30399378
Hey Jr, did you continue that quest thing and I totally missed it?

If not, when do you plan on continuing?

>>30399437

Well, I think the whole point of the new Luna is that dark isn't evil unless you want the delicious tears of vengeful-Lunafags.

>>30399432
Seriously that's hilarious.
That name...I can't stop laughing.

>>30399431
I live in Orlando so I just go when there in No lines

>>30399443
This fanfiction just hit God-tier.

>>30399468
Because it's something to distract us from the bleak morass of existence.
Also, I assume by 'giving a shit' you mean 'why are you guys laughing at poorly written prose.'
IT'S FUN.

>>30399443
SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>30399443

>SHADOW GRIFF!

>>30399393
Thanks, Roogna. You're the man in a good way.

>>30399432
He gets to make a special guest appearance in the Faceless request that I've almost completed.

>>30399230
I don't even like MLP that much. It's something to eat up time 'till Saturday, and the fans can create some decently funny art.

So I don't understand what's the problem when someone uses a pony reaction image. I haven't even seen a thread taken over by MLP material before.

>>30399476
They did in other parks. We strolled into Hollywood Studios 20 minutes after they opened and all the FastPasses for the Toy Story ride were sold out.

>>30399415
Silly Dash, you can't kill Scoots that easily. For ponies are made of sentient marshmallow and they will simply reform like the T1000 in Terminator 2.

>>30399514
How could being the man be bad?

>>30399443
>Shadow Griff
I don't have a image to show how funny I find this

>>30399443

Dear baby Vishnu, this story makes even Past Sins look like a work of literary genius by comparison!

>>30399530
Time to play some shadow griffball

>>30399514

>Jesus in the faceless request

Is he eating shit with pinkie and Mrs Cake?

muahahahahaha...

>>30399443
how old is the author of this?

>>30399532
Disco's art is great, and I love Scootabuse as much as the next person, but his writing is kind of... something.

>>30398890

just logged in for some ponies and...

the fuck is this?

dohohohoho

>>30399515

I made up some copypasta in order to explain that. Let me find it...

I go into a frothing rage whenever I see a cartoon pony, because that's what was on the TV when my father raped me when I was a kid.
Everytime I see a cartoon pony, I start foaming from the mouth and twitching, eventually laying on the floor, eventually it turns into a convulsion, and I start crying and pissing myself, cursing the autistic neckbeard who dare post a cartoon horse.

>>30399477
Oh yeah. I was planning on doing it last night, but an old friend showed up and we drank a fuck ton.

Might do it much later tonight, but more than likely I'll continue it Sunday night.

>>30399435

>No fanfiction is good

I didn't say that we can't talk about >fanfiction. I just told you to keep the shitty ones on EQDaily or Ponychan.

>>30399476
the problem with fastpasses is to get on the good rides you sometimes have to tie up your fastpass for hours. then you're back in the long lines inbetween.

people that dont use fastpasses at all fail at life

>>30399557
>logged in

rubywat.jpg

>>30399555

19 according to his DA

>>30399443
>>30399538
Who would write this terrible fanfiction?
Who is the MONSTER responsible for this? They must suffer from an ailment of the mind to have written something so bad.

>>30399555
It states 19 on his DA

http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/

>>30399555
Apparently 19.

>>30399551
>black-haired Cheerilee with crooked vampire teeth and Trixie's robe recolored
>whyboner.png

>>30399378
It's a guitar wearing a snuggie

>>30399556
Its Sweetbro and Hella Jeff.
Line for line.

>>30399353
His stuff reminds me of Katsuhiro Otomo here and there
I really need to try harder

>>30399568
Sounds good to me, figured something came up for ya.

>>30399468

When have the generals not cared about >fanfiction?

The answer is never

>>30399568
hey faceless jr, i've been away forever. what's this quest people keep talking about? everyone seems interested in it. i hate feeling out of the loop.

OKAY I'LL STOP FOR A WHILE BECAUSE IT CAN"T GET WORSE THAN THIS I JUST CAN'T

>"Well you see", said the evil Griffy, "I have been around for millieniums, and have done many evil deeds in the past; for I am the source of all evil. I AM mass destruction. I AM total chaos. I AM THE Master OF EVIL! For I was the reason why Princess Luna turned into Nightmare Moon, for I had posessed her body when she was most jealous of her older sister's day, those many years ago. When Luna was redemed, I slithered away into the shadows in my true form, which has the resemblance of a black cloud with glowing red eyes, and I quickly posessed Griffy at that very moment. Since then, I had been residing in his body, feeding off his anger and misery whenever he would unleash it. Yes, with ever bite I took, I grew stronger and stronger. I later sensed that the legendary eighth Element of Harmony, the Spirit of Friendship, was about to reveal itself and suppossedly defeat me, so I hired Chop and Digger to search for it, while my posessed Rat minion would deliver messeges between me and those two idiots"

>"There's an eighth Element of Harmony?", Spike responded in confusion, "How many spirits are there anyways? 5,000?"

>"What is your name you demonic entity?", Twilight asked fiercely.

>"History has given me many names", responded the thing inside Griffy through Griffy's mouth, "But you may call me by one of my local names, which is Kurayami"*

>"There shall be nothing you 7 weaklings can do to stop me, for I have the physical abilities of a Pygmy Griffin now!", anounced the evil thing through Griffy's beak, "Mwa-ha-ha-hahahaha!"

>To Be Continued

>* The Japanese word for "Darkness"

>>30399581
>>30399585
oh jesus... i was willing to forgive him if he was 12 or 15 max...

>>30399538
While Past Sins had below average writing the main problems with it was the retarded concept, the retarded Mary sue and how even Cupcakes was more in character.

This certainly equals it.

>>30399527
Like, if you were 'The Man', like in a big brother super-Hitler government kind of way.

>>30399546
Nah, I'm not that mean. Don't worry; I'll be postin' it soon.

>live in orlando
>able to get a cheap annual pass for disney
>wake up early
>no lines early in the morning
>ride stuff
>leave
>repeat whenever im bored

>>30399609
>implying you can't lie about your age on the internet

>>30399573
Even better, we were there with an elderly relative who had no plans to ride anything although in the end she did get talked into a few rides if basically the whole family was going without her otherwise.

So yeah, double fastpasses for me.

>>30399609

Realize his age is probably fake due to the fact that admitting he was underageB& would get him well, underageB&

>>30399625

>>30399625
>disney
>visiting past the age of 12

Just got to Universal Studios like a real man-child

>>30399624

Not sure if i want that pic, i still remember the video.

>>30399532
Why is this hilarious. Stupid SBaHJ references.

>>30399574
>scootaroo.jpg

>>30399642
He has to be. Nobody at 19 could write something that bad.
At least, I hope not.

>>30399602
There's just no way this is real anymore. There's just no goddamn way, it can't be.

>>30399602
>Kurayami, japanese word for darkness
oh wow and he's a weaboo too.... i dont even know if i find this fun or sad, or both

>>30399624
Yeaa, but if I took over a country, I'd be the king!
Like that time I took over europe!

>>30399532
ftfy

>>30399601
We were doing a quest on Thursday night; basically, I was supplying a storyline and people would post their responses. Every 10 or so minutes, I would eventually write about 1 or 2 sentences explaining the impact their choice had on the storyline.

It's getting pretty good; we were all nearly passed out from being fucking tired, so we saved it and agreed to continue it later.

>>30399588
teacher Cheerilee gives me the boners but no one makes her the sexy teacher enough

>>30399532
Why just Scootabuse?
There's enough abuse for all three of those little turds to go around.

>>30399647

I would but the annual pass was a gift and I dont really have the money for universal.

>>30399667
Being king is nice, But I'd rather be god-king-emperor.

>>30399602
...
Still find it funny.
It's just so fucking hilarious.

>>30399680
That's because there are only two males for her to have delicious /ss/ with and I hope you can see the problem here.

>>30399660
>Chris-Chan
Think again.

>>30399443
Gentlemen, I certainly think we are being trolled here.

>>30399680

Oh god i want this so bad! With Sweetie Belle.

>>30399556

Disco's art is dandy to me as well, but to be honest my favorite artist is Crooked Trees.

>>30399686
I'd like to see a drawing of The Royal Court of /co/lt's with various folks presiding over their different positions.

Would Faceless be the court jester? Terse would be the official scribe, and Leth could be the prestigious 'keeper of the marker'...

I guess you and Roogna can fight out the ultimate rulership.

>>30399602

its like he just got done playing baldurs gate or something and wanted to an awful mlp crossover

the levels of bad are almost artistic

>>30399708
It's not trolling if we don't get mad.
Now if this truly becomes popular, THEN we can claim to be trolled.

>>30399672
Some of those edits are hilarious.

>>30399706
Griffy tears
DELICIOUS
>>30399707
Chris chan is almost 30.

>>30399721
Glorious fights to the death!

>>30399721
He will be my mistress and me the god king emperor. I will rule over the gangster computer gods.

>>30399713
That's perfectly reasonable and I respect your opinion. Crooked Trees is one of my favorite artists in the fandom as well.

>>30399721
>That feeling you will never be offered a position at the Royal Court

>>30399621

But the writing. Dear Sweet Muhammad, the writing! Past Sins was character assassination, pure and simple, but at least it read like a story. Everything sentence in this story is like a nail being hammered into my head. How do you fuck up basic exposition this badly?

>>30399721
What about us Anons?

>>30399756
You haven't read fanfiction before have you?
This is par for the course.
It really is.

>>30399710

>>30399749
I'll compromise.
You can be god king emperor as long as I get to be prince lord king.

>>30399758
aweome.

>>30399721

That would be amazing, something like Fluffy's banner thing, but this time only allowing some actual somewhat known tripfags in. HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE.

>>30399686
Being an emperor is too much work. It implies you would have to build an empire, which means you'd have to keep invading places.

You don't become a king just to spend the rest of your life working hard.

>>30399734
> Chris Chan is older than 19 and creates stuff as equally shitty
Exactly. That was my point.

>>30399749
anon calls the French revolutionaries.

everybody loses!

>>30399754
just as the ponies have names pertaining to their talents (mostly) we'll have jobs assigned to our names.

>>30399758
Derp eyes are contagious?

>>30399713
I wish he would try to inject some energy and vibrancy into his art. Excellent rendering plus boring subject matter just does nothing for me.

no OC shipping with the mane cast?

>>30399776
we are legion
and of the legion
we are paid in rape dollars

>imagining what a /co/ royal court would be like

Isn't it obvious?

TRIAL BY TROLL!

TRIAL BY TROLL!

>>30399779
Not really.
There are some really good fanfics
Even if that's not saying much

>>30399776
The audience of onlookers.

It's pointless if there not the masses to work for.

>>30399786
Fair enough. But part of being emporer god king means you can't just kill me and take my position like I know you plan to you dirty gyspy.

>>30399779

>>30399776
Featureless servants scampering to and fro in the background.

>>30399721
I'd draw Leth as a super godly badass. The marker would look really fucking awesome; some sort of a brilliant, smoldering meteor with green souls pouring out of it forever.

God, the things that could be...

>>30399821

>>30399754
You can be a vassal for now as a measure of respect for your contribution to the country's resources in the form of pony art. Keep up your diligence and you'll be appointed a higher standing.

>>30399776
You know the answer to that, anon.

No empire is complete without its peasants. You, the huddled working masses make the running of the country possible with your toil and subservience.

Actually, this is getting uncomfortable Tripfag>Anon for me already.

How about you guys all get to be the guests of the royal ball that is the subject of this illustration? The most esteemed royal compatriots of the namebearing lords and ladies. That sounds much better.

>>30399792
Group pictures are limited to ten people now Dafty

>>30399833
But what is our role in the royal court?

>>30399776
...What would I do?

>>30399835
Nono, I'm okay with just doing all the important stuff while you be the guy everyone worships.
any by important stuff, I mean being an equally useless piece of shit.

>>30399851
We don't need your pity. We know what you think.

>>30399866
That I can live with.

>>30399865
YOU GET TO BE THE ROYAL RAPIST
WE NEED ONE OF THOSE

>go to God-Empresses' DA just to check for updates
>huh galaxy girls only 5$ I might just...
>LOL SOLD OUT FAGGOT

>>30399865

Rape.

>>30399865
you're the resident cumdumpster

>>30399848
>>30399792
Yeah, a fostered sense of community is brilliant given the energy of those within to bring it to vibrancy.

Should the mood strike you, Mr. Junior, given Fluffy's abstinence from projects of this nature, you are, in my mind, the most suitable artist to be tasked with such an endeavour. If, in the depths of your altruism, you see it fit to pursue such an idea, please let us know, and you'll have the gratitude of the royal court forever forward.

>>30399865
Dungeonmaster.

Plenty of prisoners to rape at your leisure.

>>30399870
He's one big pony

Prince Bluebutt is bigger though somehow

He might even be taller than the Princess.

>village leper

>>30399831
No, fanfiction is awful. Regardless of how good it could be, the highest quality fanfic will forever be below the lowest quality story in print form.
Because a fanfiction involves a fraction of the work an actual story does, and often leads to something truly horrifying in how bad it is.

>>30399890

>Implying she still is the god-rempresses

>>30399875
Yeah come on guys.
We don't need them...It's not like they draw...or compose...or write good things...

>>30399895
>>30399898
>>30399915

>the resident cumdupster dungeonmaster who rapes people

I like where this is going

>>30399848
So something like this?

>>30399887
>>30399895
>>30399915
...Couldn't I be the bailiff or something? I mean, I'm really tall, so imposing, and every court needs a bailiff.