MLP fans are unfunny faggots, nobody has a sense of humor

Oh shit, did JJ's furfag joke tumblr make something mildly entertaining?

Too bad it's an overdone joke.

>>30395164
I have a sense of humor
Watch this.

Knock knock.

I HAVE A BRILLIANT SHIPPING IDEA

CELESTIA'S LEFT EYE X CELESTIA'S RIGHT EYE

IT'S GENIUS

>tumblr

>>30395189
who's there?

>>30395164
That's because it's all shock value and shitty in-jokes.

Stamp of strong dope up the nose, feels good man

ponis and shit, nigga

NO

WE NEED MORE GRIFFY

ON THE DOUBLE

WHERE ARE MY GRIFFY PICTURES PARKER

>>30395190
Have you ever noticed they're never in the same place twice?
What if they're the same person?

>>30395164
Nope.
We're all business here.
We take our cartoons about pastel-colored ponies seriously.

I find the idea of these character tumblrs to be fucking retarded, personally.

>>30395203
Cocks

I can't get behind Tumlbr because it's deliberately misspelled.

Am I the only one?

>>30395203
Me. How are you doing today?

spiders

>>30395239
>Tumlbr

Can I get "Irony" for $1000 Alex?

Who makes these TUMBLRS?

You /co/?

>>30395244
i'm quite fine
how does your day treats you?

I kind of like the blueblood tumblr

It makes me laugh

http://askblueblood.tumblr.com/

>>30395258
make it singular and yes, i'll agree
also, nyx and griffy - continue in this thread, last thread, or stop? i'm thinking this thread, but i'd like to know your thoughts.

>>30395164
It's not like we're trying to entertain you.

But yeah, JJ is a shitty comedian, a creepy person, and a mildly talented artist. Why do we even keep him around?

All for throwing joseco into a volcano say aye

>>30395264
I am doing quite well thank you.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ASK LOONY LUNA, YOU'RE PROBABLY SANE AND NORMAL

http://ask-loonyluna.tumblr.com/

>>30395281
This thread, of course.

And when are you going to actually put up that tumblr, Terse? And who's your mystery artist?!

Is it just me, or are ask tumblrs a fad that are on the decline?

>FiM needs a new villain, one that tries to bring Equestria to ruin, like the villains in the old show.

Applejack, are we going to die?

>>30395295
Aye

>>30395249
added to the collection

Best shipping is Tom X Rockey

>>30395305
all right, this thread it is! give me a sec and i'll have the next one in the pipeline. onwards, to fun!

anyway, the tumblr is up already, it's just a case of getting the "opening image" done, so to speak. my drawbro, the mysterious, is working on it at present, but probably won't have anything until next week because of his personal life.

oooh, bet you want to know! well, i'll tell you. it's get on IRC man!

>>30395295
neigh

http://ask-lil-miss-rarity.tumblr.com/


BEST TUMBLR EVER

>>30395281
you best continue dat terse

it's a auto five star

>>30395344
I'm always on IRC bro, you're the one who's not on IRC.

griffy thread 2?
griffy thread 2

>>30395350
>http://ask-lil-miss-rarity.tumblr.com/

whyboners everywhere

Griffy fic is getting boring now, since he's just copying the first episode

>All of a sudden, I realized I had just eaten some Apples from the orchard already, so could'nt really eat any more for the time being.

>"I think should probably get going now", I replied.

>"You're not gunna stay for Lunch with us?", asked that little Apple Bloom to me.

>After she had asked me that, Apple Bloom made a sweet little face at me and blinked twice (which induced more cuteness). Her innocent and sweet offering strangely made my stomach empty again.

>I could'nt help but finally, give into the offer being done with a "pleading little girl" face.

>"Daaaawwweerr...FINE", I finally.

new, better topic: sweetie belle is retarded. discuss

>>30395344
>>30395380
Seeing as I've been tugging on Terse's jacket all day, I will continue to do so.

What IRC?

>>30395415
That's stupid.

You're stupid.

New topic: when will Sweetie Belle get her cunie mark?

>>30395415
>Sweetie Belle
>not Scootaloo

>>30395369
it's getting there, man, i promise you i'll have the next bit ready in a jiffy!
>>30395422
IRC in the link board, here:

webchat.irchighway.net/
Channel: mylittlepony

>>30395415
She's not retarded, she's just a little slow.

>>30395439
>cunie mark
oh god what

Is it time to continue ponyquest from this morning/yesterday yet?

>>30395295
>mildly talented artist
>mildly
da fuck? I don't know if it's your 4chan cynicism or your eyesight, but you are fucking stupid, man.

>>30395403
>But just as I started to depart, AppleJack then warned me that the Apple sauce she'd given could be stolen by Caribou and Badgers.
>Caribou and Badgers
JUST KIDDING WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS

>>30395439
>cunny mark

YOU SICK FUCK

>>30395445
Oh shit, I didn't see the big post in this thread yet, or I'd have probably at least looked at it.

Getting my shit together.

>>30395449
1.
moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity: a slow train.
2.
characterized by lack of speed: a slow pace.
3.
taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion: a slow meal; a slow trip.
4.
requiring or taking a long time for growing, changing, or occurring; gradual: a plant of slow growth.
5.
sluggish in nature, disposition, or function.

>>30395488
6.
just fucking retarded.

>>30395488

Retard sweetie belle is SO last season.

>>30395518
>just fucking

YOU SICK SACK OF SHIT

http://www.livestream.com/buttercupsaiyan

Also BCS is streamign I guess

>>30395518
That's not what it says in the dictionary. You dodo.

>>30395471
He's above average. Everything he does is incredibly stiff and unemotive, I don't care much for the way his images look, his shading and lighting is shit, and he draws too heavily on stereotypical anime features and barely any of the good features either.
He's just pretty good.

>Inside, books, pens, and other egghead shit was scattered around
> "You're not an OC, you aren't deserving of my contempt". Spike seemed grateful.
>"Mom, shut the fuck up, this is important!"

I love you terse

Guys what tumblr's am I missing?

>>30395584
ask-loonyluna

HEY EVERYBODY, THE ARTIST FOR TERSE'S TUMBLR IS Oh please, like I'd violate his trust by telling you!

>>30395584
>no Ask Smarty Belle
http://asksmartybelle.tumblr.com/
You're welcome.

>>30395584
Ask Nathan

What happened to the ask cumslut Luna one

Really, /co/, is it possible to control your own behavior?

meanwhile on flockdraw

>>30395668
no

>>30395488
>Sweetie Belle

1. A big fat dummy dumb dumb

2. A stupid jumbo dummy face

3. Still wets the bed

4. "Oh look at me im know what a dodo is dduuur duur."

5. Ugly

>>30395350
>>30395395
I liked this tumblr before it was popular. I was actually scared that no one would care because it wasn't particularly good or funny or intelligent. You guys sure proved me wrong.

the only pony I like as futa is Twilight

maybe Applejack

>>30395668
bronies are not real /co/wards like the rest of us
they don't represent us and never can

>>30395687
shut up, you dont speak for us

no.

>>30395531

You know what I wish we'd run with in lieu of Retarded Belle? Book-Smart Common-Sense-Dumb Sweetie Belle. I mean, a character with both the knowledge to know how to do shit with the lack of common sense to know things like "making mustard gas is a bad idea, especially in Rarity's bathroom" or "Everfree Forest: even if that's where Chanterelle are found, I don't need to go mushrooming by myself in the middle of the night because I wanted a bedtime snack".

We can do so much more with the character than just poop baskets, is what I'm saying.

>>30395584

HELLO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVRmJrDosMA

Flabrus if you have time tonight, I'd like to request a hoof licking fic since I'm high enough to lose my inhibitions

GENTLEMEN

>>30395703

I'll bring it up at the next meeting of the Secret Society for Unleashing Fandom.

You guys are going to love the new shit we've got for the next three episodes.

>>30395638
Interestingly enough, it's also the only funny one.

>>30395724
this is griffy's serious face.

you do not mess with serious face griffy

>>30395715
Licking?

I... think I could do that, as long it isn't too risque.

Yes I'm being serious, I'm not writing smut, but I am willing to get steamy.

Subject?

>>30395724
>his beak looks like Rarity's pruned hoof from GIYC

This pleases me.

>>30395736
no, it's his questioning face

>>30395724
I still love you guys

>>30395584
You're missing molestia you dumb ass.

What time is it in CST?

>>30395786

9:30

>>30395786
Tomorrow

>>30395713
You motherfucker.

>>30395744
I'd like to see something with Twilight, scenario doesn't really matter, I trust your artistic merit

>>30395817

And make sure she kills herself at the end.

>>30395713
FFFFFFFFF

guys guys someone should tell Faust about pll making porn of her OC

>>30395568
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE GRIFFY AND NYX: THE HANGOVER

Twilight looked flabbergasted. As though she'd experienced some sort of epiphany, her entire demeanour changed; in a single moment, she became rooted to the spot by a mystical force, and her tiny old heart grew ten sizes that day.

"I'd forgotten about the special, intimate bonds we all shared!" she cried out, tears welling up in her haggard old eyes. Griffy and Nyx both looked like they wanted to grab her and hold her in their arms, forelegs, beak, whatever. Spike was quietly shocked, reluctantly forced to admit that something had happened that had taken away his beloved Twilight and replaced her with some sort of animatronic...thing, that may have resembled her in appearance, but not in her beautiful, spiteful, hate-filled heart.

From upstairs, the sound of screaming resumed (had that been mentioned already? The narrator was quite distracted by Nyx's smokin' bod) and Twilight shook her head, quickly gathering her thoughts.

"Quick! You two must go and do a great thing for me!" Stars swirling and dancing with mirth in her eyes, Twilight bounded towards them, embracing the two in a hug as she pushed them to the door. "Find the charlatan who sought to hurt me and make him pay! Only then will you discover the true secret behind this horrible event that has scarred you forever, finally giving your backstories some real depth!"

"Death is depth, right?" Spike pondered off in the corner. "They're practically the same thing, right? It's like rape. If you're raped, you become deep. That's the way it works, right?"

"Shush, Spike, we're trying to be a family over here!" Twilight's eyes were misty as she shoved the two out of the door, but they were happy - finally, the beginnings of their epic quest had found them!

"Yay!" They cried, sharing a gaze of joy.

"Bring me my salt," Twilight sighed on the other side of the door, "it's time I got the fuck out of this story for good!".

>>30395865
She knows. She'd rather not know.

>>30395223

>>30395865
I have actually fapped to that thing Crooked drew.

Something about an all powerful god of creation being used like a paper napkin is strangely arousing.

>>30395868
wesdamaan better be reading these.

ctrl+c ctrl+v is hard work

do continue

>>30395868
I'm surprised and somewhat happy that you haven't made jokes about Gryphon Doors. Or having something Slither In.
Because that's all this thing needs now is another branch of "oh god this is so terrible" thrown in.

slow thread tonight

So does everyone still want me to continue in like, twenty minutes? I think I've got a good idea of where I want to take it now.

>>30395895
>fapping to CT

I used to think you were cool, Anonymous.

>>30395915

>Just then, Celestia did not appear. And standing there, with a black fur coat and dark blue armor, was the evil version of Celestia's long lost younger sister she had told me tales about, Luna. This evil version of Princess Luna identified herself as Nightmare Moon and she planned to send the whole world into eternal night, forever.

>I followed the six Pony girls into the EverFree Forest to complete their mission in saving the world with the Elements of Harmony. They never seemed to notice me at all. I whitnessed the whole entire battle, and it was AWESOME!

fucking what

>>30395920
Who gives a fuck. New episode next week.

>>30395924
Oh shit, fuck yes PonyQuest.

Please sum up where we are at, I fell asleep in my chair last night.

>>30395817
Haven't forgot about you, working on it now.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kill me

>>30395934
>Just then, Celestia did not appear.

This is like something Douglas Adams would've written. Holy fucking shit.

>>30395924

>>30395934
you are bringing all this material to me
god you don't know how much i love you man

>>30395914
>>30395915
we're quickly approaching the end! it's just a case of finding the most anticlimactic ending possible, now. it'll be fun!
i don't actually...wait, shit, fuck. those are puns, aren't they? harry potter jokes, the nerve. like i'd ever stoop so low. added to next segment, definitely

>that feel
>when you will never know someone like Twilight in real life
>watching MLP becomes a sad time
>as if looking into a window
>beyond which lies a life that you will never live
>experiences you will never share
>you bang on this window as hard as you can
>but it never makes a sound

>>30395299
>DIE DIE DIE DIE
Why is Gannon posting on Luna's blog?

>>30395924
I hope this is the one I was participating on, I've been awake all night just for this.

Hey guys. The last few days have been pretty awful and I'm really depressed right now. Could we have a happy pony pictures dump?

um, that is, if you want to

>>30395895
CT drew faust porn? where is it

>>30395971

No no, I remain a man of my word (a hopelessly OCD man of my word at that). I will not continue until the time I scheduled, which is in precisely eighteen minutes. I should be able to respond faster and to more people tonight, though, what with no migraine and all.

>>30396011
ok

>>30396011
>>30396011

And why the fuck not.

>>30396011

Have some Pinkie Pie.

Nobody's allowed to be sad when Pinkie's around!

>>30396011

>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
>>30395299
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

>>30396011

I wish but much like sadponies it would probably get derailed

but it doesn't mean we can't try

>>30396027

>>30396027
except for pinkie herself

I wish to be Celestia's hoof slave

>>30396040
It's going to be driven into horsecocks and ponyshit in a few posts isn't it?

Is hoof-fetish quickfic writer around? I can't believe he didn't know horses sweat. Saddle soap isn't that lather

>>30396027
Pinkie, three baby kittens I was raising all suddenly died and I feel awful. Are you sure you can make me feel better?

>>30396011

I'M ON IT.

>>30396069

>>30396057

>>30396058

Right.

Daisy Daisy give me your answer do

Today I tried to draw Gummy without a reference.
God, why do I do these things.

>>30396068
I'm around, working on:

>>30395817

>>30396064
I wonder what her golden shoes smell like

>>30396011
We're not a hugbox you faggot

But i'll let it slide just this once.

Too many happy ponies. Someone give me something unhappy to draw.

I WANT A HALLOWEEN PONY.

>>30396094
>I'm half crazy, all for the love of you
screwball.jpg?

>>30396065

Thats what I fear, as thats what always seems to happen. Then again maybe the thread will tolerate happy ponies better than sadponies?

>>30396111
delicious royal sweat

>>30396096
Not bad, but his underbody isnt so low. Hes kinda bowed, like a cat. Also his tail tends to be more erect.

Other then that I think its fine

>>30396027
>posting my favorite pony
D'aww, thanks.
>>30396112
Thank you, I'll try to be less homosexual next time.

Hey everyone, what's going on?

Here's the end, everyone. Griffy was secretly a part of season one the whole time. Can't wait for Wesdaaman to write another story!

>"PLEASE", moaned Griffy in agony, "Stop trying to make tell you more stories by making adorableness with your lips, voices and opticals! Okay, fiiiinnne!"

>"YYYAAAAAYYYYYYYY!", cried out the Cutie Mark Crusaders in joyful personalities, "So what did you do?"

>"Well", said Grify taking a deep breath in and then said everything he had done in the first season of this show as fast as he could, "I'm truthfully kinda creeped out that the environment outside of the EverFree Forest needs Pony's to live (I'd consider THAT to be unnatural instead of my homeland), but I guess I'll have to get ued to it; so I'm like incredibly annoyed when the Running of the Leaves turnament and Winter Wrap Up take place. Also, I finally got to meet a Giant Griffin for the first time in my life (I met a rather rude female Giant Griffin named Gilda). I like to bonk Spike on the head whenever he romantically eyes Rarity. I also met a rhyming Zebra named Zecora, we went on a trip to Apple-Loosa and saw the conflict between the Earth Pony settlers and the indiginous Bison (often informally called "Buffalo" by the settlers), I went the Young Fliers competition to see Rainbow Dash compete and got amazed when I saw her perform her second Sonic Rainboom, refreshing my childhood of when I first whitnessed it being performed by her (even though I never knew it really was her) and finally, Celestia sent me a ticket to go to the Grand Galloping Gala with my seven friends; in which I came there to get some respect from the Canterlot gaurds, but no, I got no respect at all"

>>30396096
I still like it. Save'd.

>>30396096
Because you are a try-hard. And sometimes that pays off.

>>30396123
>>30396130
I doubt it.

So were done with griffy?

>>30395724
THE SEQUEL

>>30396147
oh wow that would hurt like shit

>>30396140
This

has

to

be

a

troll

>>30396140
Great thing you got to the end. I just finished my Nyx x Griffy pic

>>30396162
God I hope so.

>>30396162
Nope
>>30396169

>>30396169
oh god no not persona hiimdaisy comic ponies

>>30396011
Gladly!
>>30396135
>implying there's anybody here who doesn't like lesbians

>>30396181
So it's come to this...

>this thread.
Did I miss something?

Pegasus ponies seem to be the happiest ponies

>>30396227
>Did I miss something?

Did you ever. Hit the archive.

>>30396140
He thinks this can be canonized
HE THINKS THIS CAN BE CANONIZED

>>30396099
Oh okay. I didn't even read this thread. Was reading old thread and saw that. Saddle soap is when your riding all day and sweat gets all lathery under the saddle. Just imagine the sweat running down Dash thighs to her hooves

>>30396236
They're just always high.

>>30396114
Dash coming to terms that she'll never fulfill her dreams

I dunno...

Anyone else been playing the fuck out of Dark Souls?

On that note, are there any Dark Souls / Pony crossover pics yet? Someone should totally get on that.

>>30396236
Thats because the Earth is made of solid unhappiness. If you look at it from space, its making a big frowny face

I'm keeping my friend awake against his will because I want to see the Ponyquest, Am I a bad person?

>>30396114
Snails being cursed with a dick of average proportions for his age.

>>30395868
SLITHER IN THROUGH GRYPHON DOORS: A HUFFY PUFF OF RAVEN'S CLAWS - THE STORY OF HOW I SOLD THE FUCK OUT

"Hey, Nyx, remember that time when you were Nightmare Moon and I secretly helped everybody defeat you? Wasn't that fun? Oh, what fun!"

Nyx didn't look too amused at Griffy's newfound happiness as they trekked their way back through the marshes that had appeared where moments ago there had been only torrents of frothing magma and a constant hail of dust and stone. It was as though some crazy motherfucker had turned up and made things different all of a sudden. Weird. Crazy. Maybe even...

"Discordant?" Nyx supplied, looking right at me, oh god

"What? What's wrong, Nyx?" Griffy asked, worried for his best friend's fragile mental health. Nyx snapped herself abruptly out of her trance, stupor fading into nothingness as she quickly retook inventory of the world around her. Everything seemed fine. There was no real reason to worry, aside from the obvious fact that Griffy could eat her at any moment. But that was okay, she could deal with that if it happened. Worse came to worst, she'd have to eat a part of him instead, to placate his ferocious, wild, attractive hunger. And she could enjoy that.

"What?" Griffy carried on, oblivious. "What's up, Nyx? Still thinking about how I was ultimately responsible for your downfall and eventual failure?"

"Shut up," she sighed, moving onwards. Corpses strewn around her feet stank of death and decay, slowly melting into the marsh, but others shambled around lazily, like zombies, completely ignoring their presence. It was as though they'd walked into an entirely different world.

A silent world...a silent Ponyville.

"What the fuck is going on?" The two of them queried each other, taking a long look at the particularly bleak and dreary world around them. Everything was gray and dull, a world of complete stillness...

Until a pink blur whizzed past them, screaming "I'm Pinkie Pie, I can walk!"

>>30396252
oh god

>>30396162
>>30396162
I feel I missed something

What's a griffy? Did the mlp crew release something?

YOU GUYS SEEN THE NEW BOXER HOCKEY

>>30396278
>>30396252
Filing away mentally under E for erogenous.

>>30396262

You may be on to something

>>30396287
It's essentially the Nyx of the day

>>30396293

this is not boxer hockey

>>30396114
>not drawing griffy

i seriously hope etc etc

so anyway hows that 'fluttershy is secretlly a guy' thing doing

has Photo finish tried to lust after that giant yellow dong yet or

>>30396287
http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/

>>30396293
>boxer hockey
>fanboys
HEY WAIT A MINUTE

>SLITHER IN THROUGH GRYPHON DOORS: A HUFFY PUFF OF RAVEN'S CLAWS
Oh fuck this is my fault.

>>30396011
>>30396081
Not on my watch.

>>30396308
>of the day
>implying we won't be worshipping Griffy from now until the end of time

Fuck it, it's not like there's people waiting to come here at exactly 10PM or anything. And if there are, well fuck them for being autistic, or whatever the current buzz-word is.

LAST TIME ON: PONY QUEST.

A man dressed sharply in a tuxedo and top hat came to your door at three in the morning, introducing himself as Mr. Britson. He offered to send you to Equestria for one week as a scout, to gather as much information as possible (with emphasis on the Princess herself) and you accepted. You blacked out, and were found unconscious in the Everfree Forest by Fluttershy, who with help from Rainbow Dash brought you to her home and left you in her bed to rest.

You awoke, crept downstairs (after stuffing one of Angel Bunny's novelty outfits into your pocket for no reason), and found Fluttershy on the couch. You attempted to escape through a window but failed, and she ran out of the house screaming for help. Dash flew into you, slamming you into a wall, and you blacked out once again.

You woke in Fluttershy's bed, surrounded by Twilight, AJ, Dash and Fluttershy. They asked you a few basic questions, ascertained that you are not a threat (except AJ, she seems particularly weary of you), and left. Fluttershy began to warm up to you and slept with you for the night.

(will continue in following post, stay tuned folks)

>>30396316
He's really taken that character to heart, wow.

>>30396308
Except Nyx was aggressively pushed by annoying faggots and we're basically just rubbing Griffy in our own faces.

>>30395817

Twilight barks orders at a flustered Spike, making sure everything around the library is just-so, in anticipation of a special guest. She's entertaining tonight, and things need to be prepared. The books have to be put away; she won't be needing those tonight. She'll only need a spell or two, and she's made sure to practice those for tonight.

He finally gets things the way she likes them. Finally, she shoe's him out the door. He's being sent to spend the night with Fluttershy for the night, so she can have some alone time. She isn't normally a private person, but tonight is special. She prepares the cushy seat, keeping a drink within reach, and gets comfortable. She won't need to get up and let her guest in.

You arrive at the library, fashionably late. You know she's been waiting for you, and it's fun to watch her squirm a little when you're tardy, even if only in your mind. You let yourself in, and she gives you a bit of stink-eye from her seat. Her eyes are a poor cover for the smile that is breaching her face. You know she can't stay mad at you, not you... not tonight.

More coming.

>>30396277
>"I'm Pinkie Pie, I can walk!"

THE HORROR

>>30396331

POLARITY SHIFT

>>30396331
>Derpy inside the mailbox.jpeg

>>30396293
>Just like my fanfiction.

I guffaw'd

>>30396277
>SLITHER IN THROUGH GRYPHON DOORS: A HUFFY PUFF OF RAVEN'S CLAWS - THE STORY OF HOW I SOLD THE FUCK OUT
Terse. Get over here. Let me hug you

>>30396364
>>30396394
>>30396323
guys, guys
why don't we share a group hug?

xD

Awww shit, quest time again.

>>30396147
it's adorable because crocodiles and alligators kill their prey by dragging them underwater and rolling very quickly to make them pass out or break their limbs

>>30396352

You slowly come to, sunlight once again permeating your senses. You groan, and try to lift the covers over your face, but realize something is holding them in place. It is now that you recall Fluttershy sleeping with you, but... it doesn't feel like she's in the same spot. In fact, it feels like something is standing over you.

You open your eyes, only to be greeted by Pinkie Pie's face, centimeters from your own. You cry out in surprise, and she mimics your cry in an ironic manner. She then bursts out laughing and begins jumping on the bed, and you hope desperately she does not land on top of you by mistake. Fluttershy is nowhere to be seen.

>>30396443
>MylittleBrony.com

>>30396424
Only for you, Terse.

>>30396462
Luckily, Gummy is merely ripping Celestia's hair out of her scalp.

>>30396424
>yfw Griffy brought love back to MLPG

>>30396443
Does this...

Does this work? I want friends too...

>>30396424
My body is ready.

>>30396502
oh Derpy you so silly

>>30396502

I want to become a Brony like you guys. How do?

SOMEONE SAID PINKIE PIE

>>30396502
I want to hug Derpy so bad.

>>30395638
can i get a link to this

>>30396270
>ps3 is broken
>can't fix it, the blu ray drive logic board is corrupted or something, a firmware update did it
>tried everything, no results
>not enough money to buy a new one + dark souls
>mfw

it's like someone took a rusty rake and dragged it over my heart twenty times then jizzed in the scars

>>30396481
>>30396502
>>30396517
this is the best group hug ever!
now excuse me a moment, i suddenly have an idea for the next chapter in this epic of untold proportions

Is it weird that I fantasize about being dominated by Celestia

>>30396123
happy Raindrop

>>30396532
Don't use brony, pick a favorite pony and you're done.

>>30396532
Depends. Do you want to be like the stereotype, or not?

>>30396517

>Twilight stalks her prey

>>30396532
if you want to be a brony, go to ponychan
if you want to be one of us, just enjoy the show and lurk here

>>30396558
WHAT IF I WANT TO BE BOTH

>>30396542
http://askpagemaster.tumblr.com/

>>30396549
no.

>>30396556
>Pinkieus Pieucus

>>30396270
Well, there's this.

>>30396569
you can't

>>30396552

She seems to be an exceptionally happy pony

>>30396577
Oh man this shit is gold

thanks man

>>30396599

Yeah, I guess you should save it for when the majority of the trips come on

would be a better turn out for you

>>30396599
Wasn't sure you were ready for input mate.

You try and grab Pinkie by her curly mane to calm her down, and look her in the eye.

>three people get MS's Hangman after one letter

i want to lurk and troll. wat do?

>>30396581
that's pretty vanilla compared to most of the other stuff in these threads

>>30396599
Well, I wasn't part of the original group. Might cause a dissonance in the direction of the story. I don't know why the rest of them aren't jumping on it, though.

>>30396599
I ask pinkie if she wants to meat my one-eyed garden snake.

>>30396599

Everyone is still caught up on griffy it seems.

>>30396625
>thinking it's wort participating

Dude, when you get a group of people playing hangman, especially if the leader gives a category, some people will get it right every time. And considering MS doesn't bother keeping track of who has already gotten requests from him, that means the same people are going to get their shit drawn every single time.

>>30396549
Not at all!

>>30396643
I imagine the outcome to this is it turns out to be a real snake and it and Gummy have a play date

>>30396624

((wouldn't be posting unless I was ready for input, broseph))

You reach up and grab her hair, trying to hold her down, but she merely pulls you up into the air with her every time she jumps. She laughs harder, claiming that the force of you tugging on her hair "tickles." You briefly wonder if this is because the rumors of Earth Ponies being stronger are true, or if it's just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie.

You also attempt to look her in the eye, but she's laughing so hard her eyes are closed and tearing up. So much for that idea.

>>30396636
youre doing it right so far.

>>30396656
>hangman
Aww ashit, I work at sears. Today, for every credit card application you get, you get three chances to play hangman for a booklet of coupons.

I ate like a fucking king at mcdonalds today.

>MLP Tumblrs
>GOOD Tumblrs
>laughingbitches.jpg

Seriously though, I almost choked laughing so hard.
But, hell, ask a person who used to run an MLP Tumblr anything you want. I can talk about the other Tumblrs, if you want.

>>30396667
I kick her in the cunt.

>>30396667

Ask Pinkie what the fuck she is doing and where Fluttershy went.

>>30396659
I had a dream that Celestia was giving me a prostate massage and I woke up with a huge boner once

>>30396544
if the update did it, you can demand a replacement from Sony

>>30396682
Which tumblr?

>>30396667
Let go and retreat to a safe distance
then sneak out and try to find some breakfast

>>30396636
Mutually exclusive. You do one or the other.

>>30396675
That's not lurking Or trolling.

>>30396675
success!

>>30396667
Release her, no point trying to hang on.

try and time a maneuver to roll out from underneath her so her heavy ass don't land on you with a pointy hoof.

>>30396706
>implying he isn't trolling you right now.

Every single day the brony fanbase grows larger and more irritating. In the beginning it was easy to ignore. Now, I would never associate myself with brony pedophiles in public, and the only thing I can think of when I watch new episode is just how badly bronies are going to fuck up with the new material.

>>30396701
A pretty small RPing Tumblr. Yes, yes I freely admit to having one. But for specifics, I ran the Captain Blackmane Tumblr. People surprisingly did not hate it, but then again, it was a VERY small blog. (Only 130-something followers.)
Thankfully I realized keeping a Tumblr to be a poor idea.

>>30396742
>new shipping material lol

Turns out I was only reading the first of ten stories. If anyone else is interested, they can be found here
http://m.fanfiction.net/u/3014019/

>>30396688

You try to launch a kick aimed at the energetic pony's groin, but your legs are still under the blanket and you don't even make contact, let alone impact.

>>30396689

You shout "CALM THE FUCK DOWN" and she stops bouncing, but is obviously trying her hardest to contain her laughter. You ask what she was doing and she said she was being your alarm clock. You then ask where Fluttershy is, and she tells you that she's with Twilight right now at the library. She tells you that the library is boring, though, and that you should come with her and make cupcakes instead.

>>30396742
i thank any potential diety every day that i'm not at that point
yet
and can still enjoy the show

>>30396706
awww maan

>>30396277
DR LOADSAMONEY: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE GRIFFY AND NYX

"Hey, wait up, Pinkie Pie! God, she annoys me so much!" Griffy's irritated exhalation was followed by a howl of anger as he rushed after the pink pony, quite stupidly believing he could catch up with her.

When he tripped over his own feet, quickly meeting face to face with any flier's oldest and most stubborn, deadly nemesis - the ground - he gave up on that idealistic notion. Sighing, he rubbed his face against the floor. Behind him Nyx had gone to sit down on an abandoned bench and inspect the OMINOUS BLOODSTAINS and MYSTERIOUS WRITINGS plastered all over every bit of scenery in the area; she looked inquisitive, eyes scanning over every inch of available space in the area as she gathered clues. Perusing the neighbourhood for ideas.

Griffy was almost proud.

As he raised his legs to rise, pushing himself off the ground, the sudden sound of hundreds of creatures wailing approached, loud and utterly terrifying. Pony banshees, just about to turn the corner and catch him with his metaphorical pants down.

Craning his head to see what all the commotion was, Griffy caught the first glimpse of the most terrifying sight of his life. A vision that would haunt him for the rest of his days.

A thousand Pinkie Pies rushing in his direction, foaming mouths wide open, eyes all over the place, and bodies in various states of damage and disrepair, ranging from skeletal beasts to perfectly unharmed Pinkies.

Each chanted the same thing, over and over again.

"I'M PINKIE PIE, I CAN WALK! I'M PINKIE PIE, I CAN WALK!"

The sound was enough to drive Griffy halfway to madness. His only solace was the knowledge that he could faintly make out one of them saying "I am Princess Celestia! My wings are so pretty!", just loud enough to inspire him with the courage to fight back, alone.

Time to stand on his own two feet, he thought, rising to face the monsters.

>>30396733
>implying I'm not talking to myself

>>30396667
I slowly run my fingers up her inner thighs, and rub her teats, and we fall to the ground in an embrace

>>>/b/357476478

>>30396760
sweet jesus, theres more griffy?

do not want.

>>30396742

Oh hey its that post again

>>30396742
Yep. The first thing I thought of when I saw Chocolate rain in the recent two-parter was faceless.

>>30396749
Are there any genuinely good tumblrs out there

>>30396704
>>30396714

You let go of her mane, and try to roll, but her legs block you on either side. She's waiting for an answer to her suggestion.

>>30396760
This guy is fucking with us, right?

>>30396761
Ask what kind of cupcakes. Is this headed where I think it's headed?

>>30396761

Ask her if she could take you there, since we obviously don't know our way around ponyville yet.

>>30396786
Thats pretty fucking sad

>>30396761
Replace "CALM THE FUCK DOWN" with "BITCH PLEASE, CALM YOUR TITS" in the official transcript.

Bonsoir Pony General, how are the color levels today

>>30396765
I wish I could enjoy the show again. But I guess it's too late for me now.

>>30396781
OH THERE'S MORE ALRIGHT

>"I'm bored", complained Spike.

>"Ditto", I replied.

>"Why don't we just prank the girls Griffy?", suggested Spike.

>"BRILLIANT!", I exclaimed, "Let's freak out some females!"

>>30396833
hold your horses

>>30396742
>Now, I would never associate myself with brony pedophiles in public
would you do it privately? *wink wink*

>>30396826
Indeed. I'm trying to ignore the fandom, but it ultimately fail.

hi guys.

Any drawfags here?
I'll write you a story if you'll draw me a picture.

sound good?

>>30396812

"Cupcake flavored cupcakes, silly! What other kind of cupcakes are there?"

no. I'm not Sprinkles Jr.

>>30396814

You tell her that you would enjoy making cupcakes, and ask her where you're going to make them. She tells you "Sugar Cube Corner, of course," and you ask her to show you the way. She jumps off of the bed, and hops to the stairs, then looks back at you, waiting patiently for you to follow.

>>30396851
they are monochromatic

>>30396362
>>30395817
You take in the scene inside before closing the door behind you. The room is only lit by a few candles; you can tell they're scented, but gently. She's relaxing on a padded wicker chair, wearing a robe that matches her mane. Her dainty legs are sticking out and dangling over the edge of the chair. She puts her drink down on a table and rolls up the sleeves of the robe. You decide you've kept her waiting long enough, and you make your way over to where she's seated.

Her hooves are nearly pristine; she makes regular trips to the spa, and always gets them done well. Besides that, her magic means that she doesn't get them dirty often. You prepare yourself for the moment, the reason that you're here.

You have no apprehension about kissing and lapping at her extended hoof. As you first make contact, the hours of waiting are washed away, and she tosses her head back. That long-unscratched itch is being attended to, at long last, and she's very grateful.

You cover every inch of the surrounding area with tongue work and kisses, and she quivers as you make your way around. You make sure to pay special attention to the softened foot area behind the sturdy keratin on the front. She starts to kick her leg rhythmically as you change the speed and intensity of your lapping, nearly knocking your teeth out when you get out of sync.

After a particularly intense spasm, you back off a few inches to regroup. She lifts her head quickly, stares you down, and her horn starts to glow. You feel your face being drawn back to its previous position by an unseen force, and she holds you in place. You're surprised, but supplicant nonetheless. You perform as she expects, but she still keeps the spell going, to make sure you aren't interrupted any more.

I pissed me off when chocolate rain came on and all people talked about was that song, like people don't understand the gravity of chocolate rain anymore. Chocolate rain is better than money rain

>>30396851
mind colouring this, monochromatic?

>>30396787
The Blueblood one is pretty damn great. And I always thought Molestia and... whatever that version of Luna was. (Naughty Luna, I think?) Were both pretty funny, if a bit creepy.
Although do not ever go into RPing on Tumblr. Creepiest shit I have ever seen in a long time.
I could tell you guys a few horror stories, should you wish it.

>>30396856
Only if I get to be the little girl.

Good Tumblrs?
http://askpagemaster.tumblr.com/

>>30396878
Sure, It'll be a little bit due to having a bud over.

>>30396873
What

this means you, trixie haters

>>30396866
Follow her.
...thank you.

>hoof fetishists in thread again
why

I claim the title for shortest time spent in single mlp thread

how do you guys like my pony collection

>>30396911
no worries, man, thanks!

>>30396933
I love Flutterfly!

>>30396933
oh no!
Don't do it, GG!

>>30396935
>not having a foot fetish
>2011

>>30396935
Not as bad as the time an actual 12-year old detailed, graphically, her RPing character, a teenage version of Celestia, giving birth to triplets. No, I am not joking.

>>30396933
UH OH

>>30396921

You get out of bed, and check to make sure you're fully clothed; many fans might relish the opportunity to be in the same room as Pinkie Pie nude, but you are not one of them. You indeed are still wearing all of your clothes (minus your shoes, which you suspect are downstairs), and you quickly take inventory once more: you still have your wallet, keys, cell phone and Angel Bunny's outfit.

You walk over to Pinkie Pie, and she begins jumping down the steps. You consider telling her how unsafe this is, but then realize it wouldn't make a damn bit of difference with her.

>>30396866
Follow the bouncing pony

>>30396974
>feet
>this show
Hoofs don't cut it, and there isnt that much interesting related art either....

feels badman

>>30396760
Why won't you let Griffy just die?

We can forget about him and pretend this never happened.

>>30396986
Tug on her tail as she bounces, just for kicks.

>>30396974
Feet are yucky.

>>30396935
>not wanting to clean the caked blood from Littlepip's hooves

>>30396976

I am erasing this concept from my mind now thank you

>>30396974
This. What are you, one of those self-proclaimed "asexuals" or something?

>Tumblrs

Shameless plug ahoy!
http://www.rainbowfreakindash.tumblr.com

>>30396986
We should probably put that outfit down somewhere.

>>30397051
>answered my question

Awesome fellow!

>>30396878
>dat Pinkie

Dear God. Give her a little hat and that is almost EXACTLY what my ex looks like. It's making me rather uncomfortable.

>>30397022
but letting him die means my fantastic fanfic-crossover fanfiction has to die too, and i don't want that!

>>30397051
Tumblrs fucking suck.

Ask Applebloom was the only decent ask blog yet.

>>30396935
Shit, that's nothing, I once logged on to find the tripfags talking about breast feeding each other.

That's when I started looking towards ponychan as an alternative. They may be pathetic and creepy, but not as bad as that.

>>30397022
Wesdaaman, is that you?

>>30397041
Or the 14 year old who went on seemingly random bouts of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE anytime anybody may have ever insulted his sexuality. Ever.
He also described himself as being "innocent", despite the fact the character he played as was probably one of the most sexually active characters there.
And then there's Typewryter... Oh, quite a few stories can be told about him.

>>30397066
What kind of hat?

>>30397021
I like feet more than hooves, because feet have toes to suck on

>>30396987

You continue to follow her downstairs, and notice your shoes just behind the doorway. You're pretty sure the Mythbusters disproved that whole "knock you out of your shoes" thing, but, hey, you're in a cartoon. Pinkie hops out the door, and after slipping your shoes on, you hurry to catch up with her.

While walking through town, you're surprised to notice that none of the ponies are reacting too noticeably to you. They are obviously interested in your presence, but not confused or anything; perhaps Twilight told everyone about you? Either way, it looks like you've made it to Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie goes inside, and you realize you might have a chance to escape her now... you know, if you want to. You can smell baked goods, though, and they smell better than anything you've ever smelled before.

>>30397084
>logged on
>4chan

>>30396986

Whenever I read one of the Pony Quest posts this automatically starts rolling in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnAtBxpihOE

>>30396986
Consider checking out a pony anatomy guide at the library. Would be interesting to see how close their internal organs match up with conventional Earth-based equines, as well as seeing how the horns and wings are integrated into them.

>>30397080
>Delicious orange cupcake frosting that only comes out for Halloween

Oh god, that shit is amazing

>>30397091
Black straw hat with a peacock feather in it.

...she dressed oddly.

How come every tumblr that gets posted is shitty grimdark or porn? Can someone link me to something that is genuinely funny

>>30397096
I'd rather go to the library where Twilight and Fluttershy are... But I guess it can wait until after breakfast.

>>30397107
So I'm not alone in thinking this.
Feels good.

>>30397084
One time I logged on to find the tripfags contemplating murder upon one of their own.

>>30397051
You fucking did it. I told you not to. But you did.

Why.

>>30397090
If someone insulting your sexuality makes you rage like that, I have some news for you buddy.

>>30397102
>implying it's not a phrase commonly used for when you go on the internet

>>30397096
We cannot afford to offend Pinkie Pie.

Help her bake stuff.

>>30396976
Got a link?

>>30397126
His is fine
>>30397051
So is the one Tex and MS is running

Griffy's hatred of interspecies relationships still remains unexplained!

>Now, another reason why I was assisting Spike and Rarity seek out gems in the rocky hills outside of Ponyville (but this time, out of Diamond Dog teritorry), was so that I could "protect" Rarity from Spike's romantic infatuation with her.

>After a few more gem finds, Rarity gave both me and Spike rewards for being so loyal on this job thing. She gave me both a Rose and an Earthworm to eat and gave Spike one of the gems to eat. I quickly got into action as soon as Spike was staring at Rarity and imagining her sweet-talking him. I got out the baseball bat I had brought for this very reason and (while Rarity had her back turned for a second) gave Spike a huge bonk on his scaley crested noggin.

>"Geez Griffy!", complained Spike, "Why do you keep doing that to me?"

>"Because you and Rarity are two totally different Creatures!", I explained in rough fashion.

>>30397136
Did what now?

>>30396976
wow man, thanks

for a second there I thought I wasn't relatively normal

>>30397096

Ask if she has any Pecan Pie.

>>30397142
Not me. The guy who ran the Starcatcher Tumblr. But I'll admit, he did get better. By which I mean the character, the actual person running the Tumblr was a jackass.
Not as bad as Type. But pretty bad.

>>30397126
Because the people who run the Tumblrs are either truly interesting people who just like MLP. Or they are genuine creepy fucks who think about ponies way too much.

>no dreams with pony in them
>average maybe one dream a month with boobs or other lewdness
>the rest are pedestrian as fuck
Is something wrong with me?

>>30397140
>>30397161
one wonders how shes going to pull the trigger, let alone how shes even holding that gun

>>30397109
About as well as human torso integrates into horse's neck, i.e. it makes no fucking sense and you have to fake it.

>>30397109
>>30397128

You stand there, trying to decide whether to ditch Pinkie for the library or go inside and have some breakfast, when she decides for you: she sticks her head out (her neck stretching in classical cartoon fashion, of course), grabs the front of your shirt in her mouth, and pulls you inside. The door slams shut behind you. She lets go of your shirt, and... starts singing a song. Great.

>>30397161
Pinkie! Stop!
You're aiming in the totally wrong place! Shoot from below the chin, girl!

Any drawfags around? I have a request: John Marston riding two ponies as they turn a corner, with large words "MULTI PONY DRIFTING" somewhere.

back to lurking.

>>30397197
FUCKING HOMESTUCK GOT INTO MY DREAMS BEFORE PONIES

I FUCKING HATE HOMESTUCK

>>30397197
you don't know the definition of a whyboner until you have a wet dream about ponies

Peachy is Pinkie's illegitimate daughter, who she never takes care of because she's always whoring it up with her slutty friends

>>30397205
Hum along with the song.

>>30397084
>mfw I tried to run a quest during that
People on /co/ never fail to amaze me

>>30397205
I hum along while perusing the shop's wares. Mission be damned, I'm in Equestria.

>>30397205
Inspect my surroundings, see what's there to eat. Preferably breakfast food. Meat or cheese stuffed croissants, maybe?

Enjoy the song, she has a nice voice.

>>30397205
Examine baking equipment. Contemplate how creatures without fingers can use knives, mixing machines, and spatulas.

>>30397068
its been immortalized in troll form. have no fear.

>>30397170
To the post itself? I do not actually, but here's the Tumblr. It might be a few dozen pages down. But if you /co/mrades want, I will valiantly plunge into these blogs to find the horrors that can only be seen to be believed. http:// ask-cewestia.tumblr .com/ Enjoy the blog though. Because, well, I want to stab out my own eyes now that I'm looking at it.

>>30397230
If Peachy Pie had wings I'd say...

they were this pairs daughter

>>30397205

Headbang

does google docs have a word count function

>>30397178
>>30397136
Srsly though I have no idea what you're talking about.

Are you the grimdark guy from last night? The blog hasn't gone grimdark. What, I can't have Dash be aware of the grimdark blogs and voice her appropriate reactions to them i.e. very disturbed by them?

>>30397332
Yes, they added it just recently.

Planning to do F:E?

>>30397242
>>30397249

You enact your most cherished defense mechanism, known only as the "fuck-it mentality." You begin humming along to the tune of the song, while helping her by handing her whatever ingredients she asks for in sing-song talk. Some of them sound very weird, like vinegar and fizzy pop, but either she's just asking for them to keep the rhythm going or she knows far more about baking than you can ever hope to know.

You hear a female voice say "oh dear, she's singing again" and turn around to see Mr. and Mrs. Cake staring at the two of you. They quickly avert their eyes and make their way out of the room. You shrug your shoulders and continue aiding Pinkie Pie.

>>30397290
But I thought Scootaloo was their child.

so guys, I wanted your advice reluctantly with some shit I was writing.

basically I've got a character I've set up as a real tough guy. son of a lord, not very old (trying not to project here) travels to canterlot to study under the princess.

only problem is i cant choose where to take it from here. should i move towards 'embarks on epic quest in which he undertakes many adventures and slowly discovers himself', or:

shift focus to going to ponyville engaged in various adventures with mane 6 + outside members of cast

or; both?

Oh MLP general, you know I am a normal man. Of my furfag hate i am fairly proud. Oh MLP general, you know I am so much better than those worthless creeps, that autistic crowd.

The tell me, general, why her smouldering eyes scorch my soul.

>>30397346
no but i might now

>>30397351
>They quickly avert their eyes and make their way out of the room. You shrug your shoulders and continue aiding Pinkie Pie.

FUCK DA POLICE

>>30397332
yep, just hit "tools" and then "word count". no biggie!

We had a good yard sale today, sold a lot of Gramps' stuff. I just figured out why I haven't been able to continue the Rarity story for several weeks. The Balloon Fiesta has gone pretty well, and I hope to see the northern sky filled with hundreds of bits of color rising and coming my way tomorrow, maybe even landing near my home.

I am back. (And now I'm out to do the church bulletins. See you all tomorrow.)

>>30397362
No one is going to want to read about your OC's adventures with the mane cast, I can guarantee you that.

>>30397351
God dammit I'm hungry, finish your song already so I can buy some breakfast.

And why did the Cakes freak out at seeing me when nobody else did?

>>30397357
Spitfires niece


At least in my headcannon

>>30397364
because it is a challenge. To see if really you do believe in what you fight.

>>30397351
Keep on baking.

>>30397351
Ask pinkie where the bathroom is, then go ask the cakes why singing is bad. Then go to the bathroom, pinkie knows that shizz.

>>30397364
Go on.

>>30397362
Simple. Have him learn humility by being the assistant of some crotchety old goat that's a visiting dignitary. Goes on dangerous or pointless quests solely at the behest of the old goat, and is often the butt of such remarks as "where were you three hours ago when I needed that herb? I don't need it now, I had a substitute the whole time."

>>30397364

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>>30397276

You examine the equipment, and then notice Pinkie stirring the ingredients with a whisk in her mouth. That answers that question, I guess.

>>30397264

You walk over to the fridge and open it, and search for something to eat. You spot what looks like average deli meat when Pinkie slams the fridge door shut, and says "ah-ah-ah, you have to wait for the cupcakes if you're hungry!" You object, implying that cupcakes are not proper breakfast food, but she ignores you.

>>30397338
I feel for you, bro, I really do. Tumblr was good the first month, then the grimdark started. And then it went down the shitter faster than XKCD.

>>30397351
Suddenly I kiss Pinkie hard right on the lips and confess my undying love

>>30397351
>known only as the "fuck-it mentality."
That fucking mentality landed me with a $150 mosin nagant on tuesday. Regretting like a motherfucker.

>>30397362

too much involvement with the mane 6 is bad.

very bad.

>>30397460
>buying a mosin nagant
>and not an M1911
>one century later

Ya gotta be shitting me

>>30397439
>You spot what looks like average deli meat when Pinkie slams the fridge door shut, and says "ah-ah-ah, you have to wait for the cupcakes if you're hungry!"

Oh God.

Don't offend her, just eat the cupcakes and smile.

>>30397460
Hey, I own a Mosin-Nagant too bro. Why would you regret buying one?

>>30397393
yeah, that's exactly right. either full OC story or no OC story, imo. I try my best to not make it stupidly fanfic-esque, but I just know it's gonna leak through at one stage, and nobody wants that.

BUT then I'm stuck with another question. Who to use for an adventure? OTHER than an OC? I wouldn't be averse to re-writing it, but I really struggle to put a name on someone underdeveloped enough for me to give them their own backstory.