I already had my mandatory daily party today, though. Can I do something else, like post ponies?

The music is too loud

Someone spiked the punch

I wish I was at home

Perfect, a new thread to post this in!
I would've gotten it done sooner, but I kept on getting interrupted.

Seconds ago, I just came.

I was jerking it to humans

>>30388298

Also Fimchan is getting spammed to death

just another day in mlpgeneral

HEY GUYS WE STILL TALKING ABOUT OCs?

>Here's the new MLP: FIM character, Griffalonius Von Masterton III (Griffy for short). He's a comedic Pygmy Griffin, native to the EverFree Forest. He is now friends with the seven main characters of the show.
>If he was a Human, he would be like 18 or 19 (So if he were a Pony, he'd be around the same age as the main Pony gang).
>He likes reading books with Twilight Sparkle.
>He's a close friend with Spike.
>He likes doing fun exercises with Rainbow Dash.
>He's often annoyed by Pinkie Pie.
>He is a part time assistant to Rarity.
>He likes to help out in the farm work with AppleJack.
>He's a very close friend with Fluttershy.
>He feels protected by the presence of both Celestia and Luna.
According to his dA this guys is 19

Looks like some 12 year old found out about FiMchan.

>>30388340
That explains the unusual amount of horsefuckers today

Party Marines deploying.

>>30388362
FiMchan is porn and creepy people.

It's like the tohno chan to our /a/, they deserved it.

>>30388358
>>30388358
no, that's a lie. there is no way he can be anything more than twelve. he is most certainly a child, and my fundamental worldview will be forever altered if this is not the case. he probably just didn't want to get called out for being underage or something. there is an age limit on dA, right?

Was there no new episode today?

What the fuck

>>30388298

>>30388393
it also acts a place to dump art

so slight interuption there what with all the thread nearlign the page 19 killzone

How many ponies would fit inside Faceless' anus?

>>30388358
How? How can that person be older than 12?

>>30388393
There's art too....
>>30388398
I think it's like 13 or something.

>>30388431
Let's not think about it

>>30388431
Probably all of them. So stay away, Trixie.

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>...

Oh shit.

Am I faggot for thinking of the ponies as being more like cute fluffy kittens and puppies instead of talking horse vaginas?

welp, this thread looks like it's going terrible places. I'm just gonna go hang out at that Animal Man storytime.

>>30388471
That's very weird.

>>30388506
FUCK YOU MARKER

FUCK YOUR SHIT

>>30388358
>A sunset setting from Griffy's travels in hopes of a new home and friends.
>He cannot go back home to Gabbagon in the EverFree Forest because he was banished for breaking the number one law, never eat a fellow Gabbagonian (for his hunger caused him to attack and consume a Vole)
>Does he ever find a place and friends who accept him for who he is after going from Pony nation to Pony nation and being thrown out because of his EverFree Forest homeland?
>He sure does, all thank's to Princess Celestia. She gives him some things to help guide him to the one place he truely belongs. He ends up in Ponyville, where any species can live as a resident and/or citizen.
>Read all about this heart-breaking/heart-warming story about Griffy in "Griffy's Journey" on FanFiction.net
>His journey takes place before season one.

>>30388471
Not at all.
We wish there were more of you here.

>>30388471
>not wanting to love them primarily because of their personality

>>30388471
naw man

naw.

>>30388358
Is that the same guy who wanted his OC to be canon?

>>30388518
But Anon, the marker has already fucked you.

>>30388520

>>30388471
What, regular ponies aren't cute enough for you? You have to compare them to cats and dogs?

>>30388471

>>30388256

Hey guys what was that OC wiki with all the hilariously bad/cringeworthy OCs that we were laughing about a month ago, or so?

>>30388595
Brony.wikia or something.

>>30388565
I'm sorry did you say "corgis"?

>>30388471
I think they're more like horses. Because you know, they are.

>You will never ride into the sunset on the back of your favorite pony, sheriff's daughter in your arms

>>30388358
I'm going to need a link to that DA, like right now.

In return I can link this story where the main character is a griffon with the same name. I haven't read it, so I can't tell you what it's about (I just googled Griffalonius Von Masterton)
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7116547/1/

>>30388624
spiders are better

>>30388624
I wonder if someone's made husky ponies yet.

>>30388624
Hey, it's CartoonLio-- wait, they don't look enough like dogs. Never mind.

Ok, the wincest passage in molestia, but it's more because of the situation than the characters

>>30388656
>"I have a name, you know Scoot?", said the Griffin with a mature male voice with a pseudo-Maine accent (if he were a Human, he'd be like 18 or 19), "You are fully aware that it's Griffy, short for Griffalonius Von Masterton III, and my species name is not "Useless Griffin", no, it's Pygmy Griffin. Now if you fillies would not mind, I am trying to catch a snack here"'
Fuck, douchebag general.

>>30388658
k
>>30388664
Hrm.

>>30388358
>Griffy and Fluttershy are very close friends as you can see here. Fluttershy often gets concerned for Griffy's conditions and Griffy often gives her good advice on life.
>PS: Don't get any shipping ideas on these two if you know what I mean.

Here's the link
http://wesdaaman.deviantart.com/

>>30388695

dawww

we really need more spider ponies.

>>30388628

>>30388706
someone seriously needs to get to work

>>30388672
I think they're supposed to be bats

Is anonymous throwing a tantrum and posting porn again?

>>30388688
>with a pseudo-Maine accent (if he were a Human, he'd be like 18 or 19)
i don't even what

>>30388656
>"It means "hello" in Gabbagonian", responded Griffy, "Gabbagonian is the language from the range I originally come from, called Gabbagon"

Exposition!
I probably should stop reading right now.

>>30388688
oh wow, that's... like amazingly bad writing

I mean, goddamn, that makes ME look like a good writer

>>30388736

don't stop. keep posting.

poneis, how did you know i like blue pone? Are you God?

>>30388705
how the fuck do fluttershy's legs work?

>>30388628
>implying I haven't already done that

The sheriff had a whore for a daughter.

>>30388656
"It was a regular sunny Saturday in Ponyville at about 3:00 PM, the small Birds were chirping, the Cattle were grazing, the Insects were buzzing and humming, the burrowing Mammals were foraging and the Ponies were all doing their daily duties. The male Ponies kept on working hard on hauling wagons of any kind of vegetable and the female Ponies were doing similar stuff, though it was not as hard."

I can't. This is the first paragraph and I can't.

There needs to be more cute Young Celestia art.

This picture is just adorable.

>>30388727
Actually they're cats.

>>30388763
You mean Romana III?

>>30388720
Now why would a spider have bird wings? I'd imagine that they'd be more like butterfly wings like the flutter ponies or something

>>30388705
if that guy really is 19 I think I feel a little better about my drawings, but I think it might be a kid just putting an older age in

>>30388358

Haha, no.

anyone willing to draw a parasprite fighting a bat bat?

>>30388736
GAIS lets change the subject off of this weird person
We should go into our folders and post the cutest picture that you own, go go go
hard mode, no tess pictures

>>30388705
That thing is a comedy gold mine!

Also, >>30388656
>I've always liked to entertain others with comedy, so I guess that's my calling in life. I think that what showed me that comedy was my talent was a mysterious rainbow-like explosion thing, coming from miles away, outside of the EverFree Forest. That rainbow thing inspired me to make several jokes, including jokes about the "boom" rainbow thing itself"

Her special talent is comedy and she got it from the Sonic Rainboom.
It can only get better from here.

>>30388784

6 star writing! wheres all the fanart for this glorious story?!

>>30388784

>>30388804

>>30388804
Okay.

>>30388804

but you already posted the cutest picture

>>30388804
>hard mode
>no tess pictures

you must mean nightmare mode. all right, let's see what i've got. here's one of the few pictures in which i actually unequivocally like trixie.

>>30388790

Why people think discord is a faggot with a broken heart?

>Hoofed Mammals called "Ponies" (other names include Steed and Horse). That would be your kind, derpy derp!"

>"Yes?" said a familiar female voice from above the group's head. It was none other than Ditzy Doo (AKA Derpy Hooves).

>"Not you, Ms. Doo", said Griffy and with that, Ditzy just flew away

Okay, I'm lost. I didn't think you could write that badly.

>>30388804
Okay.

>>30388864
he isn't.

He's just been trolling celestia since she was born.

>>30388867
haha, but it's funny, get it? there's an entry about it on TVTropes, that must mean it's perfectly good humour!

>>30388864

because they're projecting their own personal issues

>>30388885

I know but all the faggots always draw him crying because celestia reject him...

>>30388804

>>30388867
>I actually had two more reasons to leave my old home. The land itself was becoming too hostile for me to live in and another reason I had left was because I was practically banished. The "banishment" involved 3 old school bullies who were being real jerks to me, even as being adults/sub-adults. Those jerks even told the shy girl Pygmy Griffin I always had a crush on a bunch of lies. I don't really know what they told her, but she looked very upset and depressed"

>"That's sad", said Sweetie Belle.

>"Heart-breakin'", said Apple Bloom.

>"For once, I actually agree with you two on something like this", said Scootaloo, finally unleashing her more feminine side.

I'm actually crying from laughter.

Also, have the description of this image:
>Here's an image of Scootaloo, who ahad just asked Griffy on some ideas on how she and her two friends, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom, can earn their Cutie Marks.

>Now Griffy does not know much about Cutie Marks since he is not a Pony, but he has researched quite a bit of information.

>Scootaloo, as you can see here, think's he's kind of useless.

>According to Griffy, Scootaloo (or Scoot, as he nicknames her) is the youngest tomboy he's ever met.

>>30388921
Isn't that a Tess picture

>>30388948
I'm not Tess

>>30388945
plkease stop im dyeing

>>30388804
zecora is adorable

>>30388855
cute and a crossover.
there needs to be more MLP pimin crossover stuff.

>>30388958
It's true, she's not.

>>30388945

There is no way that retard is 19.

>>30388945

>>"For once, I actually agree with you two on something like this", said Scootaloo, finally unleashing her more feminine side.

oh god this is terrible

>>30388958
Never said you were.

>>30388958
rose how old are you if you don't mind my asking, I heard your voice and you sound pretty young to me.. but your pictures are very good and you seem to know what you're doing

I wish there were less horsefuckers and more people willing to treat them like the magical pets that they are. Thankfully, there seem to be plenty of the latter in here.

I wish I had Fluttershy to snuggle with at night and walk in the morning.

>>30388998
hmmm

>>30389013
20

>>30388908

From peoples responses i am glad im not reading the stuff youre all copying from that guys DA
MORE CUTE IMAGES

I feel like drawing but I just can't get anything going right now.

Okay, this one's pretty long. But it's so ridiculous
>I swooped down toward the window, sat on the sill and looked in to see a male and female Earth Pony of somewhat yellow coloring and having symbols on their flanks, both that of Oranges, just chatting with each other about lunch plans.

>"Excuse me", I asked them, "But can I live here for a while? Since I clearly have no place to go? By the way, what are your names?"

>"You may call us Mr. and Mrs. Orange", said the stallion, "And should we give this small brown Griffin a home, dear?"

>"He could probably find it on his own", said the mare.

>"Oh viingizui", I said out loud to myself, "I tried"

>"Now that is not how a Manehattener speaks!" snapped Mrs. Orange, "No living thing stays around this here apartment without speaking like a city Pony!"

>"Now that was just an exclamation", I said nervously, "It's just a phrase in my native language, Gabbagonian. And also, I'm not a Pony as you can clearly see"

>"Now honey", said Mr. Orange to Mrs. Orange, "Do you have to act so harshly to those who don't speak like us?"

>"Do you two want to know where I'm from or not?" I complained.

>"Fine", Mr. and Mrs. Orange said.

>"Gabbagon, the area I'm specifically from, is in the EverFree Forest", I said to them.

>Mrs. Orange screamed in terror and Mr. Orange tried to call out their door for help from their neighbors and Animal Control.

>"That's it", I said in frustration to the two of them, "You aren't going to see my face again"

>Thus, I flew out the window and departed Manehatten.
TL;DR Mr. and Mrs. Orange are racist for not offering a place to stay.

>>30388992
>pimin
meant pikmin.

>>30389040

he said all the faggots, Weaver is most certainly not a faggot.

>>30389046
I know your feel.

>>30389024
but they're not pets, that's the thing, they're sapient creatures that deserve to be treated like people.
i don't like the idea of sexual contact with ponies as much as you do, but i believe they'd deserve to be treated with respect were they real - so i'd give my pony its own room in my home, i'd take care of it, and if it was young, i'd raise it as my own adoptive child, you know?
it'd be pretty insulting to a human were i to collar it on a leash, i'd never do that to any other creature that had the same level of wisdom and sagacity.

>>30388358
>secretly want more non-pony OCs
>get this

no, take it back, i don't want it anymore

>>30389046
>>30389063
I know that feel, too.

what if discord was a mischievous spirit of disharmony and his only past with celestia was being opposed and eventually defeated by her

>>30389086
>yfw WesDaaman is roogna

>>30389068
Never domesticate species capable of calculus. Simple rule.

how are the civility levels today?

>>30389086
>I had fallen out of my Tree early one morning, for I was attempting to fly on my own. I had found myself outside of Gabbagon for the first in my life. I was then suddenly being chased by a Forest Dragon. Now Forest Dragons can't fly, but they their Serpentine bodies allow them to maneuver through the undergrowth very smoothly. I had finally escaped by jumping off the edge of a cliff, spread my wings and finally gained the ability to fly and so I flew back home to Gabbagon to show my family my progress.

You don't want griphons who magically learn to fly?

>>30389040
>4th panel
>Celestia's face

holy fuck...

>>30389046

qI'm living that feel right now.

>>30389068
Kind of creepy there, Terse.

>>30389049
>viingizui

what

>>30389024
>pets
They're not pets, they're people. They'd be friends, roommates, acquaintances, and yes, lovers, but not pets. If you go for a walk, you do so as equals.

>>30388340
Just another day in MLP fandom.

>fimchan is getting spammed
but why?

>>30389112
less than mediocre.

nothing horrible tough...

>>30389144
Boredom.

>>30389098

>fimchan getting spammed
>not ponychan
BLUNDER OF THE MILLENNIUM GENERAL

Description of this image
>As you can clearly tell from here, Sweetie Belle has developed a small crush on Griffy.

>He tries to snap her out of it quite frequently, for they are two different species and even they were the same, he'd be too old for her.

>Just as Griffy had told Spike about his love for Sweetie Belle's sister Rarity, Griffy keeps reminding Sweetie Belle that her love for him is clearly a spell that Kurayami, inventor of all evil, had placed within her to spread more evil (in Spike and Sweetie Belle's cases, unnatural love).

Isn't he against racism in the fiction?

From the fanfiction:
>I picked up some lose money while on the streets and I put it to good use
So he took money from the street and later bought food for it? I don't even...

>>30389131
how so, man? i dislike pony-sex stuff, pretty much on principle, because i'm not a fan of anything interspecies unless it's humanoid, but...
i don't know. it's just how i feel. were i to adopt something in any form, especially a child, that's what i'd do. please tell me how it's creepy? i'm a bit incapable of understanding that sort of thing at times, i'd love to know so i can cut it righ tout.

>>30389154
but that site only ever has like 20 people on at any given time, hell the current userbase probably just tripled after I posted that

>>30389144
Because Saturday night and nothing better to do.

Why is it that everything that Weaver has ever drawn drives me crazy in some way?

>>30389171
Ponychan actually has effective moderation.

>>30389194
>nothing better to do than spam fimchan
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?

>>30389191
If wanting to love a small intelligent filly as if it were your own is creepy, then I don't want either of us to be normal, Terse.

>>30389203
Because he's good.

>>30389149
I've managed not to accidentally any threads yet today, so that's always a good sign.

>>30389215
Some people are sad.

Okay, this part gives me the confuse

>I decided that I should probably get a map of Equestria so I could tell where had been and stuff. I went to the map store and met the stallion Pegasus Pony who owned the place; he was already reading some sort of textbook when I first saw him. He was all brown, had a bluish purple vest on and symbol of a map on his flank.

>"Pardon me sir..." I said, "...But do you have the time to give me like a to-go map of the world?"

>"Sure thing", said the owner, as he went over to the biggest map in the store.

>"First of all..." he said to me, "...where are you from originally?"

>I decided to call the EverFree Forest one of its other official names so he wouldn't (hypothetically speaking) freak out at me.

>"The WonderWood", I replied, hoping he wouldn't catch on and freak out.

>The Horse took one good look at the giant map, turned back around to face me and said, "It doesn't exist".

>I was shocked, "But it's where I'm from!" I exclaimed. That's when I decided to tell him its top official name.

>"The EverFree Forest", I said.

>A very terrified expression came across his face as he looked at me. He quickly ran outside and was panicking and yelling out to the crowd that a "deadly Animal" from the EverFree Forest was "invading".

>"Everyponi panic!" he cried out in horror, "A savage from the EverFree Forest is trying to take over our city! That deadly Animal is already invading my store!"

>>30389215
Pft! Apparently!

>>30389229
I haven't seen you on here until this thread, though...

>>30389203
Shut the fuck up Mito.

But, I can say I do know that feel. Sometimes I will be at work and then suddenly his fucking draws pop up in my head. It pisses me off to no end.

>>30389236
I have a feeling it's someone from /co/ though, since that site is pretty much only advertised here

>>30389223
He was discussing a hypothetical situation you mouthbreather.

>>30389154
how can you be so bored you think, "Let's spam FIMChan!"

How can you have literally nothing better to do?

Hey guys, my mom and brother are gone until tomorrow so I have the house to myself.
What are some good pony-related things to jack off to for the next 5 hours?

I'd like to ask something semi-related.

How come when you see something cute, you'd go HNNNNNNGGG? And why do you need insulin?

>>30389086
i know that feel all too well. in a perfect world, there would be come some kind of restriction on making OCs, any bland or unimaginative or poorly conceived or mary sue OCs would simply stop existing before they even began, it would be a quantifiable law of reality.

Screwball is a dream construct.
therefor without discord she'll just fade away and "die".
so by association the mane 6 killed an innocent pony.

>>30389243
good lord

>>30389243
would you please stop it

>>30389251
Because I am posting as anon.

I could be anybody.

>>30389223
>>30389260
hey, there's absolutely no need to respond so harshly, man! i actually agree with him. raising a pony child would be great. and if that's creepy, yes, i accept that, but then, i'm the sort of person who has a lot of experience raising children and wants one of his own someday. i'm sorry that that's apparently not your thing, but, to be frank, there's really no need to start fighting over perceived creepiness when we can just agree to disagree and move the fuck on like reasonable people.

>>30389294
You too?
I've been posting as anon so much more than using my name or trip.

Anyone have that .GIF of Hades going "GOD, FUCKING, DAAAMMNNITTT"

Terse, don't listen to any of the nay-sayers. I'd love to raise you as my own child.

>>30389271
Hnng typically is used to act as the "sound effect" for a heart attack. Insulin because cute things are sweet and too much sweet is diabetes.
That's pretty much the short, sweet and to the point version.

>>30389294
Shut the fuck up Fluffy.

>>30389313
Shut the fuck up Royal Iridescence

>>30389307
I reserve the right to violently defend your honor in every situation terse

maybe one day you will love me

>>30389307
Personally I don't see the issue with seeming creepy. But then, "being creepy" is practically my goal sometimes, so I'm probably not the best one to ask.

If ponies are sentient and self-aware, then is it not morally acceptable to engage in a consensual monogamous relationship with one

>>30389331
>raising a little baby humanised rule 63 fluttershy as your own
hng

>>30389322
I've got this.

>>30389348
no youre weird

>>30389243
This is becoming painful.

>It was already sunset and my wings were all worn out so I was walking, but however, I was walking in a very sad fashion

;_;

>I then happened to notice a town called Hoofington, just down the mountain I had climbed up. I didn't even bother to go down there because I was expecting the same thing Fillydelphia did to me, treat me, an Animal from the EverFree Forest, like a Monster.

Why did you bring it up then? This is writing 101 here.

>As I toured myself around this cloud-made city in the clouds, I caught sight of what had to be the most unnatural thing I had ever seen outside the EverFree Forest: the Weather Factory! It was just to unnatural for me to even look at so I decided to check out a nearby newspaper stand.

>I went over to the newspaper stand and bought one of my favorite magazine/newspaper things to read, Equestria Daily.

>I found out about these very famous team of Pegusi called the Wonderbolts and while reading about their stunts and everything, I found them pretty cool and thought what life would be like if a non-Pony Creature joined this celebrity team. I imagined myself in a Wonderbolt outfit, flying through the air with the team.

He's gotten into Cloudsdale! The plot thickens. He also reads EqD. That's funny because there exists such a thing in the real world.

Description of my image:
>Griffy often ends up becoming a crash-landing pad for Ditzy Doo (AKA Derpy Hooves).

>>30389348
Absolutely.

>>30389348

I guess it'd be more xenophilia than anything else

>>30389307
Terse, you are the only decent person on 4chan. How has the site not gotten to you yet? Tell us your secrets!

>>30389194
you could draw some requests.
if you wanted to that is.
>>30389307
opinion on the below post my man?
>>30389284

>>30389322

>>30389331
>>30389336
>>30389342
>>30389353
guys, do you realise you always make me feel so good and yet so bad? i wish i could be the tripfag you deserved, that guy is probably so much better than me.

anyway, i did say i'd take some requests earlier, so if you have any quickfic requests, fire away!

I bet Celestia would love being scratched behind the ears.

>>30389348
Would it be morally acceptable in a consensual monogamous relation ship with a alien?
if so, than I don't really see the problem...

>>30389348
Physical issues aside, I don't see why it wouldn't be possible

>>30389386
You may not be the tripfag we deserve, but you're the tripfag we need. Like batman, but with more ponies and less bats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsS-ZH38nTU&feature=autoplay&list=WL4D71B50F05FB9906&lf=B
Fp&playnext=3&shuffle=710510
bueno.

>>30389365
I officially want the world to end now. Like, the entire world. Just so that there isn't the possibility of shit like this existing anymore.

>>30389386
We've already elected you the Supreme Ruler of the MLP General.

So whether or not you're the tripfag we deserve, you are the one we want.

He's met the law of Cloudsdale now!
>"Are you here to attend to Flight School? Because we also accept other species into our classes", the pondering authority said to me.

>"Actually, I'm looking for a place to live. You see, I come from the EverFree Forest and...", I stopped myself right there, realizing that I had blown my safety amongst these Ponies by mentioning my homeland outloud.

>The authorities sounded out an alarm on their whistles and everpony was in panic.

>"You are not going to plague us with your bad luck, Beast!", yelled one of the female authorities at me.

>I was frightened, I tried flying higher to get away from them as they were on my tail. I suddenly started to lose my stamina as I got higher and higher, probably because I was loosing oxygen and the gravity was hurting me like mad.

>So I then lost contiousness and started to plummet back down to the ground. Luckily, I survived the fall, for I had just then landed right on a soft pile of leaves. What an unbelievable stroke of luck!

I'm so confused. But I'm laughing, it's not working as well as it used to.

>>30389411
Don't forget nice suits and classy tea

>>30389386
That's the shorter version of what I was talking about.. but thanks...

the pic would be my reaction to >>30389040

>>30389407
The physical issues wouldn't be so bad, you just need to move her up a little. A short desk, maybe, or wings if she's a pegasus. But there's no physical problem in the way of hugging all night long.

>>30389348
I don't fap to ponies, but i would have a romantic relationship with one, yeah.>>30389348
>mfw a mlp:fip virtual reality is quasi-assured due to the sheer size of the fandom.

>>30389386

You're alright, Terse.

As for quickfic requests: Angel taking care of a sick Fluttershy.

>>30389437
Terse is now a pony dressed as double batman

>>30389378
i actually disagree with that. i've met a lot of people, mostly in these threads but also elsewhere, who are far better than i am. i think nobody gives themselves enough credit on 4chan, and it's probably because of anonymity and all its connotations. i've got no problems with that, but at the same time, i wish anon would treat itself and its compatriots a little better.

>>30389383
i thought we'd already pretty much agreed that was the consensus? screwball is just a pony created by discord. i wouldn't call it murder, because as far as we're concerned, she never truly "existed" - within the legal definition of murder she wouldn't be considered "in rerum natura" - so it was a necessity. excuse my stream-of-consciousness.

>>30389386
something involving scewball and crossovers!
wait.
aren't you working on Rainbow Dash is straight?

wow, when did we start circle-jerking Terse?

>>30389454
this is a cool post

>>30389464
dude it's been like months

>>30389464

being on 4chan and not being a douche can get you far, apparently

>>30389453
all right, will do!

>>30389463
i can see about that.
also, yes. yes i am. it's being edited at the moment to get rid of the second person, i realise in retrospect that even for an experiment that was a terrible decision. but, you know, all i'm doing is making minor changes here and there, not really overhauling the whole thing.

>>30389485
Who knew being kind and modest would get you respect and friendship?
Crazy right?

>>30389485
It only makes you more sexually attractive on 4chan.

ALL HAIL TERSE'S GIANT E-PENIS

>>30389266
Why did nobody answer this question?
I need ponies to fap to
stories or pics
give me a link that isn't full of shitty popups

>When flew over to it, I first read the sign, "WARNING: No trespassers unless we asked you to come around here. If we di'int, we is gonna let our pet Roc attack yous'. PS, welcome to the Ogre Stronghold".
WAT

>As I trecked further, it got to be 10:00 PM at night.

>I decided that I would rest for the night at a tall stone wall surrounding what looked like another Pony nation on a highish mountain.

>The next morning, I woke up and decided that maybe this would be the place for my new home.

Already? How can you decide that so quickly?

Also, he visits Pony Joe and has this amazing conversation:
>"I'll take a doughnut", I said to him.

>"Sure thing pal", he said to me in response and was back in seconds with a glazes doughnut, "By the way, did you know that I'm the guy who runs the place, Pony Joe"

They also say this to each other:
>"Now how much do I need to pay for all this food and drink I got"

>"It's Free Breakfast Day", replied Joe, "Free breakfast served on the 5th of every month. Oh, and watch out for the royal guards, they get really suspicious about guys like you"

The Fimspammer is actually kinda hilarious.
It's like an autistic child screaming in the middle of the room while everyone else ignores him.

>>30389536
shut up, mito

>>30389543
Fuck off.

>>30389448
Well there really is no scale for the height of ponies, but I imagine they'd come somewhere up to waist level on the average person

>>30389548
I'm dying, Squirtle.

We should just stop pretending these are pony threads and start making Terse Generals.

All those in favor?

>>30389548
I refuse to believe this guy is 19 years old.

>>30389563
I think you mean while there's no one else in the room.
Since when is FiMchan populated?

>>30389577
They should all be the size of house cats for maximum adorable.

>>30389585
Shut up, Mito

>>30389536

>>30389577
Which puts them in a pretty awkward position for sexing, but a perfect position for hugging.

>>30389585
I imagine Terse would be opposed, for one.

>>30389548
This is also pretty long, but please read it. It's probably the most painful so far.

>After I departed Pony Joe's with my hooded brown cloak still on, I suddenly bumped into another Unicorn Pony; this time a teenage female of purple color. I did not really get a good look at her but I later on saw her more clearly, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

>"Sorry there sir", she said to me in very nice-sounding female voice, "I have to keep moving studying with books calls"

>"Right miss", I said, hiding my face in my hood, including my longish beak.

>"What are you doing with that filthy cloak over your body?", she asked me in suspicion, "Are you even a Pony, 'cause you're pretty smal in shoulder heighth to have a mature voice like that"

>I got worried, thinking she was finding out about me.

>"I won't really report you", she continued with a sweet laugh, "I'm just messing with you, but you're clearly not a Pony; you have a Lion-like tail"

>"That's because I'm a secret agent Mongoose born with a Lion-like tail", I fibbed, hoping she would not catch on, "Now I gotta now"

>As I walked away, I could not help but admire that Pony's rate of intelligence being about at the same rate as mine and her kind personality. Like I said before, I soon got to know her a little more.

Description for this image:
>As you can see here, Griffy quite often admires Applejack's generosity with her orchard.

>When these two first met, Griffy was eating from the orchard without permission and AJ took him as a pest or vermin. The two finally solved the problem with each other and became close friends.

>She'll sometimes give Griffy some Apples or any kind of Apple-made snack as for being a god pal to her.

>>30389499
okay also can I get a sneak peek of the second chapter of The Days Just Don’t Get Any Shorter?
I can't wait much longer without something to hold me over!

>>30389607
IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME

>>30389617
What the fuck is that? A giant kiwi?

>>30389585
Please leave.

>>30389617
Jesus fucking Kiwibeak.

Hey guys I came here to improve your thread

>>30389632
YOU MADE THE PIC, THEREFORE YOU ARE TO BLAME

>>30389563
It kinda helps that FIMChan is mostly a art tomb tier site.

So theres probably nobody around to pay attention anyway.

Although there has been talk of more mods for Fimchan after this whole thign goes over.

>Just then, my cloak accidently got caught on some merhcant's spiny-covered head dress and ripped right off of me, revealing myself to the public. "Oh dear", I said outloud, "Expossed!"

Well. Our hero is expossed.

>"From our grand-sized library", spoke one of the Pony guards in a very serious tone, "We have learned many things about the world, including the EverFree Forest inhabitants".

>"So?", I asked confused.

>"Pygmy Griffins are from the EverFree Forest, which makes you an evil-minded Beast and a threat to all of Horsekind!", he exclaimed fiercely.

>Just then, all the guards got out nets, ropes, cuffs and chains and attacked me with those many objects. I was then a prisoner clearly.

>As one of the guards started to place another chain on my body, I yelled, "Take your stinking hooves off of me you dang-darn dirty Horse!".

>I moped as the guards took me in those uncomfortable shackles, that were attached to all four of my legs and even my torso, to the largest and most fanciest building in Canterlot, the headquaters of their leader. I was scared like mad as we entered.

>>30389657

>>30389600
There were a couple of people in there during the spam, but then they left.
I guess they had better things to do.

>>30389448
Missionary is great for size differences, but truth be told women usually prefer to be in control so they would be on top and work at their own pace. And supposedly it feels better for them or something.

>>30389622
all right, here you are:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_BJjsESD-kaU_YCLb6-U6kQmLstqGYhmxkm1KeZQW00/edit?hl=en_GB
it's private right now, but if you request permission, i'll throw it your way as long as you promise not to vandalise, haha!

>>30389613
yeah, it'd be extremely awkward and weird. if i'd been a minute earlier i'd have posted >>30389607.
speaking of which, leth, when the fuck is ramhalla going to be posted? i can't wait much longer!

>>30389657
But you never improve the threads.

Come to think of it, when did this thread start needing improving? It was going pretty damn good for a while but suddenly now it's shit.

>>30389680
Well if they're at waist height they could sit on your lap

>>30389617
>I could not help but admire that Pony's rate of intelligence being about at the same rate as mine

>>30389686
When some jackass decided it would be fun to post excerpts of a self-insert fanfiction.

>>30389680
I would be fine with that. So long as I get to hold them close afterwards and feel their breath on my face, they can do with me what they like.

>>30389617
These are the worst

>>30389729

ahahahahaha lol

>>30389617
is that an apostrophe? is that a grocer's apostrophe right before the S in Thanks? please tell me it's not. please?

good luck to the kid if he has an interest in writing and art, but this...

>shit
>>Shit everywhere.

Welp, back to filter anonymous.

>>30389681
I haven't worked on it much the past week or so. Been busy and spending my free time relaxing with other things, so yeah.

Plus I'm not a writer, so I keep running into issues of what to put down.

>>30389681
you're the one bro to rule them all my man.
keep being awesome!

>>30389715
Yeah, that would do it.

Fuck that guy.

>>30388358
>>30388520
>>30388688
>>30388813
>>30388945
>>30389049
>>30389243
>>30389427
>>30389617
God it even worst than fucking NYX.

>>30389729
>actually reading them

Did... Did I catch you guys at a bad time?

Or is this secretly the best time?

>I was taken, all chained up and stuff, into the palace throne room of the leader of Canterlot (in fact, the ruler of all of Equestria itself), Princess Celestia. She had got to be one of the most amazing sight I had ever seen in my life, period. She looked alot like a combination of all the 3 kinds of Ponies in one and even (well, in a way, since i'm a different species) kinda beautiful to look at.

How do I writed story?

Also, the exciting conclusion. Last issue he was arrested, remember?
>"Your royal majesty", said one of the guards after they had done a small bow to her, "We caught this Creature from the EverFree Forest in the square just now. How should we perform the execution on this small-sized, brown-colored Griffin your highness?". From what that guard guy said I gulped and nearly fainted.

>"Has this Being actually done anything wrong?", asked the princess in the most peaceful/serious/kind voice I had ever heard.

>"Not really, but it was acting suspicious, wearing a brown cloak to hide itself in, and probably even planning on killing you", the guard said.

>Celestia took a good look at me while sitting on her throne. She could see me very sad and miserable on the inside and that I had gone through a lot of trouble to find civilized shelter.

>"I sense this Pygmy Griffin is in great pain, both physically and emotionally", she said in a rather reasonable tone.

>"Wait!", cried one of the guards, looking conserned, "He's already brainwashing you Princess! Brainwashing you with his psycho-mind powers from the EverFree Forest!"

>Celestia could tell clearly that guards were becoming paranoid about the unknown.

>"Unlock his shackles and leave this room without him please", she said.

>As the guards unlocked my chain shackles and left the room, they said to her, "You'll be sorry your majesty".

>>30389775
>Worst than

>>30389787
At a sucky time...

>>30389787
It's a good time.

Draw humainzed Rarity wearing a t-shirt and a pair of sweats.

>>30389787
>somebody is dumping fanfic
Yeah, it's just a bad time.

What the fuck is going on in here even?

>>30389799
Oh yeah I forgot to do that.
Bee are bee

>>30389775
Nyx was bland and mediocre, the hate was for the fans.

This is garbage.

Nyx = Twilight
This shit = Manos: Hands of Fate

>>30389787
Are you taking requests?

Young Celestia, Luna and Discord playing Hide & Seek. Luna is hiding behind the moon.

>>30389815
WOW IT WORKED

Someone give me a million dollars now.

>>30389806

I thought it was funny

>>30389806
Yeah, I'm going to stop that. I'm going to bed instead. It just gets worse and worse.

Oh christ, that shitty OC is still going?

Fuck me sideways.

>>30389819
guys, we should ship nyx and griffy!

>>30389845

>implying griffy isn't god tier

>>30389752
>Filtering 80% of the thread
Wat

>FiMchan being spammed

It's like they spam every damn pony related board except Ponychan.

>>30389845
What do you contribute, wielder of the trip?

Spike gets tailboners from being hit on the head

>>30389888
Have you seen a man eat his own head?

>>30389881
A while ago Russia spammed the living fuck out of a couple of the board on ponychan.

>>30389842
Thank you for sparing us.

>>30389617
>"I have to keep moving studying with books calls"
THAT'S OUR TWILIGHT

>>30389907

>>30389856

>>30389899
Hoof-fetish quickfics.

someone fucking draw roogna fighting griffy

do it

>>30389907
>vingizui
>again

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WORD

>VINGIZUI

>>30389941
...Rose, you are amazing.

From the depths of the pony group on Canvas...

>>30389942
so you're the one that was giving me shameful whyboners

>>30389945

Rose do it

He really knows what makes a good love/hate relationship

>Griffy works part time with helping one of his 7 close friends in Ponyville, Rarity.

>At times he gets annoyed by her need for beauty and cleanliness, but they are both still good friends to each other.

>Any comments on this love/hate thing?

>>30389957

he has celestia's face?

>>30389837
I'm not sure if I'll be able to do that in the immediate future. I've got 2/3s of a request to do and then another thing which is fairly complex. I recommend you hold onto that thought until tomorrow.
Sorry friend.

>>30389946
>PS: "viingizui" is a PG-rated exclaimation in Gabbagonian

>>30389964
Maybe?

>>30389941
that was fast

>>30389966
how do I draw a Roogna?

>>30389941
You really captured the beak.

>>30389993
Ask fluffy, he has a vector

>>30389977
It's Canvas.

I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>30389915
Or is Russia a trip?
>The world is being subverted by our worst ennemies, the ponies... We need to counter-attack! Let's spam the ponies-related board! Rise, my fellow bears!

>>30389657
>>30389657
>>30389676
>>30389676
well.... his face IS a great improvement over the ones we know so far...

>>30389968

>That coloring

Sweet jesus. This makes me proud of my drawing skills.

>>30389993
there's a vector somewhere

>>30389993
I think this was him.

>>30389793
Because apparently the colour of the Griffin affects how it is executed.

>>30389981
>Gabbagonian
>viingizui
>that guy's entire body of work

I don't know if I'm supposed to hate this guy or appreciate how amazing he is at trolling.

This is just... completely insane.

>>30390029
oh boy!

>>30390025
>>30390029
oh boy, i love chicken

>>30390029
Roogna looks bad-ass.

>>30390065

I disagree

>>30390063
That's not Scootaloo.

>>30389984
why

>>30388804

>>30390075
Maybe not bad-ass, but it's pretty nice...

>>30390021
You know that comic of the guy who says "hey this pony I made doesn't look bad"


There should be a version with that artwork.

I just have to share one last quote from the fanfic. It's so great.

>"Where's the upendoha in knowledge?", asked Griffy, "It's actually everywhere in logic. PS, "upendoha" means "love" in my language, Gabbagonian"

>>30389994
Everyone should draw Griffy. Their confidence in their artistic talent would increase exponentially.

Giga Puddi Poni

>>30390091
Because subconsciously, we all wish to merely be at the beck and call of gently-dominant mares.

>>30390103
better than most at least, and it's consistent with the whole monster hunter thing

fluffy, when did you upgrade from trip to namefag?

>>30390128
oh boy

>>30390128
man I would stick my fork in those puddings

>>30390108
>>30390044
>>30389981
>>30389968
>>30389793
>>30389708
>>30389673
>>30389617

this cannot be real

this has to be a troll

>>30390136
Well I can't really argue with that

>>30390149
>the internet.jpg

>>30390136
SUBconciously?
I guess I kinda did start liking Dash more in that thread where we theorised about her taking turns being completely submissive with somebody

>>30390137
Something like that.

Fucking Canvas, how does it work?

>>30390108
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks

>>30390187
well good for you, welcome to the kool klub

>>30390191
Captcha ate my pic

>>30390137
>upgrade

>>30390173
I would lovingly clean the sweat off of Dash's hooves with my tongue after her practice with the Wonderbolts

>>30390231
>yfw horses don't sweat.

>>30390136
>implying I wouldn't rather brush and clean Fluttershy

Thanks for that one, by the way.

>>30390227
shut up, Mito

>>30390231
I'm pretty sure we'd all do that, anonymous. Just let her lie down and rest while we get to work.

>>30390208
Fuck man, you should really read the fanfic. There are so many more quotes in there, but I really need to go to bed.

>>30390235
Reality is so cruel.

>>30390242
That still doesn't make it cool to just plain name-fag.

>>30390235
Except that horses do sweat, and it's pretty nasty.

>>30390270
I find myself having to take some poetic license when writing this shit, because in my head, they're flopped down on a couch like a person, but at the same time I know that horses don't physically work that way. Feels awkward.

>>30390235
>>30390270

uh, they actually do sweat.

one of the many useful things i've learned from MLPG

>>30390187
And I'll form the hat!

So this OC gryphon guy. We've been talking about him all day.

Is it really possible to get to the age of 19 and not have any grasp of even the most BASIC mechanics and techniques of creative writing? It's one thing to write in the first person (which is very difficult to do well, I'll admit); but his stuff is so stream-of-consciousness, minus any semblance of a soul... I mean, it's not even as good as a bad diary. It's as if it's intentionally bad.

Twenty bucks says this guy is a troll. There is no other explanation.

>>30390340
like i said
>the internet.jpg
it's entirely possible and happens all the time, it's like a major market of DA

>>30390255
I'm going to have to stop reading now. I don't know if I'm tired or something, but I've laughed for a long time at this part.
So, basically. Griffy is going to Ponyville on Celestia's orders (He's her second best student) and a bunch of Butterflies are leading the way.
>Later in the morning, the Butterflies stopped flying, formed their flock together into a shape that said, "You Are Here Pal!". After that, they formed another shape that said, "You Don't Need Us No More, We'll Be Heading Back To Canterlot Now Yo".

>>30390340

No troll spends that much effort on something without shilling it out everywhere trying to get attention for it.

It's fucking real.

>>30390320
with sweat that tastes like Dr. Pepper

>>30390296
Anyone who thinks horses don't sweat has never removed a saddle.

So... who else is watching dat handegg today.

>mfw Miami fucking blew it
>mfw LSU is legit in so many ways
>so is Oklahoma but they will choke like they always do

>>30390379
Most people hasn't

>>30390118

>>30389453
"Oh, no, Angel, please sit still! You can't go back outside and play, not now!"

With a pronounced harrumph, and a look of mock anger (perhaps mixed with a little bit of real anger too), the tiny white bunny fell back down onto his little bed, pulling the covers up to his brow and burying himself in the pillows as he turned away from the yellow pegasus hovering anxiously overhead.

Fluttershy had caught the first traces of sickness in the bunny's demeanour when he'd begun violently heaving at the offering of his usual first daily carrot; things had only gotten worse as he'd refused to drink anything, almost thrown up all over her couch, and had a coughing fit at the first traces of dust in his cutesy hutch. She'd been rushing around the house all day, working to make everything palatable to him in his time of need, but now she just felt ever-so-slightly annoyed, mood beginning to sour as the bunny continued to treat her with disdainful disrespect.

On the other hand, he did need her...and she couldn't leave any animal in need alone. Certainly not her favourite little pet in the world! Angel needed her, more than anyone else did. So she sat herself down by his bedside, peering into the little hutch through a conveniently placed glass window, and poked a spoon full of thick, syrupy medicine in his direction.

"Come on now, Angel bunny, don't you know mama just wants to make you feel better?" she crooned, smiling her widest, most disarming smile. Toothy and loving, that was what she'd been taught, the easiest way to win somepony - or, well, some-creature - over.

The response was little more than an emphatic retch.

"Angel, you have to listen to me if you want to get better!" Her voice taking on a slightly more strained tone, Fluttershy's eyes narrowed, wings slowly starting to beat a powerful rhythm behind her. She barely noticed herself rising off the ground - all she could think of was her little bunny's distress.

>>30390386
No, I don't watch football.

>>30390340
As a long time reader of CAD, I can assure you it is entirely possible to be incompetent through your entire life.

>>30390366
It's like a mlp version of My Immortal

>>30390365
>yeah keep clean nigguh, or we be BACK
>word up mah niggah!

>>30390393

Hey Everybony,

My name is Griffy, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid pony ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any filly?. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on ponichan.

Don't be a mule. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect and have a banging hot girlfriend
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Nyx

>>30390379
This is true. I didn't have any actual evidence, I just assumed they don't because cats and dogs and shit don't.

>>30390393
fuckin saved

>>30390408
>My Immortal
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30390435

dogs sweat too.

>>30390396
I like how she's slowing losing her patience with him, because he's always an asshole.

>>30390360
BUT HE'S NINETEEN YEARS OLD HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

>>30390366
I don't know. He seems to be attention whoring pretty bad. I mean, he has a DA accoutn after all.

>>30390404
CAD is Shakespeare compared to this.

>>30390448
Is this Rarity in slacks?

How pedestrian.

guys
GUYS
SOMEONE TOLD ME I WAS GETTING ATTENTION
IS THIS TRUE?

>>30390448
Hahahaha, well done. Fuckin saved for the next time someone wants to do some coloran.

>>30390448
>gangster cloths.

This must be a living hell for Rarity

>>30390118
Thank you, Griffy.

You have taught me a valuable lesson.

You are enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best

>>30390503
>cloths

>>30390503
But Rarity is the gangstaest pony.
Noone else has her sheer swag.

>>30390556
indeed

>>30390489

Griffy is getting most of the attention, but you can have some too I guess since it's a griffon thread.

>>30390556
Rarity gets all the bitches.

>>30390587
But griffy looks like a fag.

>>30390396
Angel's head peeked out the open door of his little wooden hutch, suddenly curious about the gusts of wind buffeting the room that had come out of nowhere. Had Fluttershy opened the window? Did she want him to freeze to death in the cold?

Worried that she had finally reached breaking point with his antics, and desperate for forgiveness, the tiny bunny hopped out of his makeshift cage, careful to avoid the trap step out of fear of splinters. The amount of times he'd caught his teensy-tiny fingers in the hinges of the door, or bashed his head on the frame! It was almost as if it'd been badly designed to challenge him as a bunny, rather than house him as a home.

Looking up into the air as he landed gracefully on the floor, wiping a bead of cold sweat from his suddenly-hot brow, he turned his head up into the air.

With alarming speed, Angel was struck by the fear of god, and it took his heart in its almighty grip, crushing the free-spirited playfulness of the bunny into disenchanted bits of debris.

Above him Fluttershy was concentrating every ounce of Stare-power she had on his eyes, careful not to break eye contact, ensuring he would never move again without her explicit permission. Melodramatically raising one aching arm to his forehead, the bunny gave in, fainting to the ground in one fell swoon.

Immediately Fluttershy stopped, falling down to scoop him up into her waiting forelegs.

"Oh, Angel, I'm so sorry!" she whispered, planting a soft kiss on his cheek as she took him towards the bathroom for a clean-up.

Moments later, the bunny cracked open one eye and grinned.

He'd done it again! Fluttershy was so easy.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vlogFTGaGdHBOhInp

Oh wow, I never realized how terrible my shitty headphone microphone made me sound.

>>30390435
They sweat through their nose, feet and many sweat around their genitals and anus.
They have all sorts of glands back there. They all secrete disgusting stuff.
You don't know horror until you'e had to empty out a dog's clogged anal glands. The smell stay with you for weeks.

why is pony not a world war one flying ace

>yfw Rainbow Dash would get more pussy than you

It would indeed appear that both Twilight Sparkle and Griffalonius Von Masterton III (AKA Griffy) seem to have some sort of connection with each other.

They are both alike in many ways. They have both had pasts of them being anti-social with their own species, they both love knowledge and they both like to bring out the best in friendship.

This probably explains the times when Twilight felt concerned for Griffy's physical health and when Griffy got amazed to find that Twilight does not think that the EverFree Forest is "creepy" or "unnatural" like a lot of other Ponies do.

How much any of you want to bet that if they were the same species, either Twilight being a Pygmy Griffin or Griffy being a Pony, they would actually be in love with each other?

They don't actually secretly love one another, no. They are just good friends and they both realize that two species dating together is wrong.

Like I said before, if they were the same species, they would be boyfriend and girlfriend.

>>30390550
oh my fucking god

>MLP general drawfags are now drawing an OC from the worst series of fanfiction ever written

ok so who's going to step up and do the next obvious thing. pic related.

>>30390632

okay yeah it's a troll

>>30390617
Get a Shure SM57, they're $100 and probably the best vocal microphones money can buy. Most cheap mics take all the bass out of your voice, making everyone sound like a 14 year old.

it is also entirely possible you just sound like a douche.

>>30390393
...Oh my god Griffy is Drizz't.

>>30390630
>you will never fall in love with your best girlfriend and discover that you're a lesbian, and she is okay with that

>>30390632
no
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brb, committing homicide.

>>30390685
TWILIGHT'S HORN IS LOOKING A LITTLE LONG THERE

>>30389945
wham! pow!

>>30390591
She's gotta beat back her army of fans with a stick whenever she goes outside.

>>30390685
>you will never feel that exhilarating moment of sweet discovery when you find out how her tongue feels in your mouth.

>>30390710
Roogna: Badass of the Week.

>>30390704
"All the better to hornfuck you with, my dear!"

>>30390710
oh my god yes

you are the best drawfriend forever

>>30390695
>>30390710
Wow.
I'm good at this

>>30390710
I don't know what's going on in this thread, but I like it.

>>30390632

>autism

>>30390667

>it is also entirely possible you just sound like a douche.
That was sort of the purpose.
But yeah, I probably won't be doing any vocaroo things until I get an actual mic and not a painted french fry taped to my headphones.

>>30390704
good job ruining a cool thing dino fag

yet again

>>30390710
Fucking awesome.


saving this.

>>30390710
rose, you are my favorite
if i could raise my power level enough to do energetic cartoony sketches like that in under twenty minutes, i'd be a ok

>>30390716
Who are you again?

>>30390330
>>30390731
>brazzers

>>30390470
yeah, haha! i've always had a certain interpretation of these two - fluttershy and angel love each other, deeply, as closely as carer and charge can (because it just doesn't seem like an owner-pet thing to me) but angel's reckless, indomitable will and proud, playful attitude means he likes to annoy fluttershy and treat her as though she's beneath him, when in fact he loves her very much, as is evidenced in the show. everything he does has some sort of ulterior motive, but it's not the only impetus driving him. at the same time, fluttershy reciprocates his love, but is most often too weak or kind to actually do anything disciplinarian - but when she does, he's pretty intimidated. it's a sort of give-and-take that keeps them together and working well, and i'm sure there are other analogues i just can't think of at the moment.