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    29 KB MLP General Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:43 No.30375425  
    New topic: Sould pony pony pony?
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)07:45 No.30375448
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    Poni should cucumber
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:45 No.30375450
    >>30375412

    You spot a pony near by, your /co/ instincts compel you to take whatever drug you had tucked into your fanny-pack out. You rush over to the pony with a hand full of cocaine, it panics and runs away screaming.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)07:45 No.30375452
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    What do you think?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:46 No.30375466
    >>30375450
    Scan for sheltered areas to compose our thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:46 No.30375471
    >>30375447
    > Wield pencil like a broadsword
    > start walking in the exact opposite direction from the town from the town
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:47 No.30375473
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    >always have dreams about being in MLP general threads

    >never have dreams about hanging out with actual pony

    fuck this gay earth
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:47 No.30375479
    >>30375450
    Call after is apologising profusely
    maybe just having clear speech patterns will be enough to stop it being scared

    And throw those drugs away, you have no idea what it'll do to their physiology
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)07:48 No.30375490
    >>30375473
    Your waifu is MLP-kun?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:48 No.30375493
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    Why are you guys so randumb?
    >> SUPER+Pony+Quest Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:48 No.30375502
    >>30375466

    You look around to see if you can see any shelter, you spot a nearby cottage in the distance. You then smother the cocaine all over your face for shits and giggles.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:49 No.30375506
    Wut?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:49 No.30375511
    >>30375473
    They're not so great. Especially if you've always been quite susceptible to sleep paralysis. It is not a nice feeling to wake up, see Dash in your arms, turn your head away to check the time, look back, and find she's gone, and then take a moment to realise what the fuck your subconcious just tried to pull on you
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)07:50 No.30375519
    >>30375473
    are you me?
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)07:50 No.30375526
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    I've got an idea

    How do you think Pinkie Pie's sisters and parents turned out after that day she got her cutie mark? (assuming that the story wasn't a lie of course.)
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:51 No.30375534
    >>30375493

    Because we're sleep-deprived. Or drunk, or high. Or all of the above.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)07:51 No.30375537
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    >>30375526
    Hey Klondike, you wanted my Dating Sim mock-ups?
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)07:51 No.30375539
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    >>30375473
    I've had a few that were both...
    Being on /co/ with ponies in my room just hanging out.
    Those get pretty awkward...
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:52 No.30375546
    >>30375526

    http://askthepiesisters.tumblr.com/

    /topic
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)07:52 No.30375550
    >>30375537
    Some anon gave me all of em but thanks
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)07:53 No.30375561
    >>30375550
    Oh.

    So did you do that thread you said you'd do? I'd like to see their reactions.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:53 No.30375565
    is this the official general or what

    I dont see the MARK in any of the two threads
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:53 No.30375569
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    There was not nearly enough sad in the last thread. This is another diabetes comic from the same guy who did the others.
    >> The more you know! Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:54 No.30375581
    >>30375537
    It's extremely uncomfortable for horses/ponies to be on their backs, they can actually die that way if put in the position for too long.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:54 No.30375582
    >>30375539
    What happened to your trip Fluffy?
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)07:55 No.30375597
    >>30375581
    obligatory.
    >Real-life physics in a cartoon
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:56 No.30375606
    >>30375569
    diabeetus is hilarious though.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)07:56 No.30375611
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    >>30375590
    Do both.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:56 No.30375612
    >>30375581
    not marshmallow ponies, they even sleep on their backs
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)07:57 No.30375627
    >>30375611
    k but where where. /pony/? /oat/? /rp/?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:57 No.30375629
    >>30375611
    I'd like some Pound Cake.

    *Rimshot*
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)07:58 No.30375641
    >>30375627
    Forget /pony/, that's in-show discussion...
    /rp/ has strict bullshit afaik, wouldn't garner attention.

    Just go with ponychans' /b/, /oat/.
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:00 No.30375656
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    >>30375582
    Didn't really see a need for it or knew why I was using it. Plus I don't feel like I'm contributing like I used to, so just gonna stick with a plain name or post as anon.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:00 No.30375661
    >>30375611
    >Option E.
    Okay, I'll admit, that was quite funny.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)08:00 No.30375666
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    >>30375611

    >I am going to pound some cake
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:01 No.30375679
    Need Sweetie Belle/Scootaloo refs
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:02 No.30375696
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    >>30375679
    >> Sousuke !!9DB4HjTVG3V 10/08/11(Sat)08:02 No.30375698
    >>30375611
    post the lyra one
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:02 No.30375699
    Guys. When is MLPs Anniversary? Did I already miss it? We really should have been doing something for the team instead of another LOL fRIEndOfF
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:03 No.30375714
    >>30375696

    Damn that's big. Thanks. Anyone got any standing fillies so I can see exactly how the proportions differ from adults?
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:04 No.30375719
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    >>30375698
    It exists as much as there is a seductive solo lyra picture on the internet.

    It doesn't.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:04 No.30375721
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    I'm such a bad writer please kill me.

    Doing a quest thing in the other thread, feel free to join
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:04 No.30375722
    Where are the donkeys in MLP?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:04 No.30375731
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    >>30375569
    Let's not, have some cute instead with filly/grown up Dash.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:04 No.30375732
    Just gonna ask, are there any JJBA Pony parodies?
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:05 No.30375733
    LOL FACELESS THERES ALREADY A DATING SIM THREAD ON FIMCHAN

    Its in the Friendship is Magic board.
    >>30375722
    Ask Rose. Sibsy and her got some kind of code or something about it. She gave Rose the biggest wink
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:05 No.30375735
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    >>30375714
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:05 No.30375736
    >>30375699
    10/10/10 was when the pilot first aired I believe, so in like 2 days it's anniversary.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:05 No.30375737
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    >>30375714
    closest i have is dancing blinkie pie, sorry, man.

    also, does anyone know where i can get a vectored version of cloud kicker's cutie mark? in need of some things.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:06 No.30375744
    >>30375699

    First episode aired on the tenth of this month

    I myself started watching on the 22nd

    When did you start watching Klondike?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:07 No.30375748
    >>30375722

    Picture related both to the subject and your post, anon.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:07 No.30375749
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    >>30375737
    >>30375735
    >standing
    >pony standing is different to human standing
    jesus fucking christ i am not doing well today
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:07 No.30375753
    >>30375744
    When ever episode 2 was aired.
    >>30375736
    Oh man holy shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:08 No.30375757
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    >>30375748

    Have I ever mentioned how much I hate and despise captcha?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:08 No.30375762
    God, I am sick and tired of these threads.

    At least the Homestuck fags know when to shut up and stop forcing their comic on everyone else. You horsefuckers on the other hand just never shut the hell up about your shitty show, or the shipping, or the fanart, or how "everybody hates us, a bloo bloo bloo".

    Get the fuck off of /co/ and go back to your own sucky boards.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)08:09 No.30375768
    >>30375757
    Get 4chanx

    like seriously
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:09 No.30375770
    >>30375733
    Wow those are mediocre.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:09 No.30375772
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    >>30375714
    I don't have Sweetie/Scootaloo. But I do have Apple Bloom standing right next to Applejack. And those are all the same height.

    >>30375656
    Great. I dislike Tripfags that doesn't contribute. I was just confused because you've always had a trip for as long as I can remember. Good for you that you removed it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:09 No.30375777
    >>30375772

    Thanks anon, that's just what I needed.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:10 No.30375779
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    >>30375737
    But Blinkie isn't even the cute one, Clyde.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:10 No.30375783
    I started it Faceless http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/36928123.html
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:10 No.30375784
    >>30375762
    That's not us, man. We stick to these threads, and nothing else. And I fucking agree with you, most of the rest of the fanbase is fucking awful and don't know when to just shut up - but they're not us, mostly.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:10 No.30375785
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    >>30375753

    Fuck yeah, we started watching on the same goddamn day
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:10 No.30375790
    >>30375762
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/
    http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/109922

    MLP General
    in subject field
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:11 No.30375797
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    >>30375777
    From the same scene.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:11 No.30375798
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    >>30375762
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:11 No.30375799
    >>30375762

    bugger off yourself fag

    I dont care how much other elements of 4chan dont like me

    Who in their right mind would let 4chan of all places dictate their actions?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:12 No.30375803
    >>30375762
    I too used to know that feel of hating things other people liked.
    But then I grew up and stopped letting other people's opinions on things make me butthurt.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:13 No.30375815
    >>30375785
    Fuck yes!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:13 No.30375817
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    >>30375714
    More references.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:13 No.30375818
    >>30375809
    You reach out and feel it's legs

    They feel like pink and marshmallow
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:14 No.30375832
    >>30375818
    Hi, Pinkie Pie. I'm --
    > suddenly realize you have no idea who you are
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:15 No.30375834
    >>30375818

    lick them, see what they taste like
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:15 No.30375839
    >>30375818
    Grab her head and shove your tongue down her throat.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:15 No.30375841
    >>30375818
    Ask what building you're in, or for what purpose the ponies are in it.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)08:16 No.30375844
    >>30375818
    Fall down the stairs
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:16 No.30375846
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    I like the shippers of this fandom.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:16 No.30375850
    >>30375844

    Fall up the stairs.
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:16 No.30375853
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    >>30375772
    Yeah, I noticed everyone seems to get super buttmad whenever a trip doesn't contribute... But whatever. I didn't really need it anyway.

    Also this since I saw someone asking for size references or something.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:17 No.30375860
    Well Faceless. theres people that want it without a doubt.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)08:17 No.30375861
    >>30375853
    >giving a fuck what people think
    >on 4chan

    C'mon, Fluffy. You're better than that.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:17 No.30375863
    >>30375853
    damnit fluffy, stop being so unreasonably reasonable when you're probably one of the most deserving of a trip here

    I mean, what if somebody has a request!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:18 No.30375865
    >>30375762

    >come into MLP thread and claim WE'RE shoving it down YOUR throat

    Do you walk into churches and complain about priests yelling sermons at you?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:18 No.30375867
    >>30375846
    Why is Rainbow Dash in a ballet pose?
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:18 No.30375870
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    >>30375860
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:18 No.30375871
    >>30375832
    You are now Nathan.

    "Hi, Pinkie Pie, I'm Nathan, please forgive my grotesque look, I can't help it, I was born this way."
    >>30375834
    You lick poni
    marshmallow

    >>30375841
    "Where am I and what's the reason for such an ugly building?"
    She explains that it is the sugar cube corner, and that the purpose is for making delicious deserts.
    >>30375850
    Immobilized by pink object
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:18 No.30375874
    >>30375832

    silly, our name is AFGNCAAP
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:18 No.30375875
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    >>30375846
    I mean, obviously Trixie had a love interest for Twilight. That's why they spent so much time together and even shared more than, like, two lines.
    Wait.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)08:19 No.30375880
    >>30375871
    Become cupcake
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:19 No.30375883
    >>30375871
    Make sweet interspecies love to Pinkie Pie for hours.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:20 No.30375891
    Couldn't the Ponyquest be held in a different thread?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:20 No.30375896
    >>30375871
    > realize you are becoming Nathan
    "NO, GOD NO! NO, PLEASE, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!"
    > the transformation is complete
    > inquire unto the whereabouts of Applebloom
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    >>30375853
    >Chubby Apple Bloom
    Why is that so weird.

    Also, there's some times people should have trips. Now is a time you could have put on the trip to contribute with your own stuff for instance. When you're just chilling and shit with us there's no reason. I'm not directing this to you now, I just feel the need to went my feelings.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:21 No.30375908
    >>30375896
    You do not know an applobloom
    >>30375880
    You try, but cupcake is trapped between dimensions
    >>30375883
    You are unable to get it up, as it turns out, you have no genitals.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:21 No.30375909
    >>30375871
    Staring contest.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:22 No.30375915
    >>30375908
    PERFORM SEPPUKU
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:22 No.30375917
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    >>30375861
    Pish posh. I'm no better than anyone else.

    >>30375863
    Then I'll do the request anyway!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:22 No.30375923
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    >>30375908

    >you have no genitals
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    >>30375896
    Is there some weird connection between Nathan and Applebloom that I shouldn't want to know about?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:23 No.30375930
    >>30375908
    "Pinkie Pie, can you let me go, or do you have some sort of chest fetish?"
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:23 No.30375931
    >>30375917
    hey, fluffy, can i ask you a favour?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:23 No.30375932
    /r/ing ponyshopped SBAHJ comic using "i cant wait to be a piece of shit all day and pony all these threads" "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE CAPTCHAS"
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:23 No.30375933
    >>30375908
    Begin neighing like a horse
    NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:23 No.30375934
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    >>30375917
    In my eyes, you're better than everyone in the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:24 No.30375936
    >>30375924
    Yes.
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:24 No.30375937
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    >>30375931
    what on yo mind?
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:24 No.30375938
    >>30375909
    You become entranced by it's gaze
    You both sit there for 30 minutes until you finally blink
    It giggles and gets off you

    Pinkie brings back some deserts for you
    You engorge yourself like the beast you are, gaining fat with every bite.

    When done eating you sit there and think about life

    >>30375915
    You don't have a pencil to do sudoku
    It's on the other side of the room and you can't be bothered
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:24 No.30375940
    >>30375908
    >Diplomacy is our only hope now
    "If you let me stand back up, I'll show you a game!"
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:24 No.30375947
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    Trixie's eyes are so weird...
    She doesn't have the highlights the other ponies have, and she only has one reflection.
    Why is this?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:25 No.30375951
    >>30375938
    kill self

    you have no cock'n'balls
    life is not worth living, even with marshmallow ponies.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:25 No.30375952
    >>30375937
    do you ever do vector cutie marks? i'm in need of a vectorisation of cloud kicker's, and i can't find one. it'd be swell if you had one or could make one for me.
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    >>30375934
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:26 No.30375964
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    >>30375953
    And that smile is heavenly~
    Makes my heart rush..
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:26 No.30375965
    >>30375938
    > look room
    > examine Pinkie Pie
    > remove pants
    > tie pants around head as a makeshift hat to cover my ugly mug
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:26 No.30375970
    >>30375938

    Tell Pinkie Pie that Ricardo sent you to pick up this week's coke shipment, and if she tries holding out on us, she'll be sleeping with the fishes.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:26 No.30375971
    >>30375938
    Inquire as to nutritional content of deserts
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:26 No.30375972
    >>30375965
    It is done

    Unable to see as a result
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:27 No.30375975
    >>30375964
    inb4 faceless + fluffy makeout session.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:27 No.30375976
    >>30375964
    >>30375953

    JUST FUCK ALREADY.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:27 No.30375985
    >>30375972
    Tell Pinkie Pie that you cannot see.
    Ask her to help you walk around, maybe introduce you to some of her other friends.
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 10/08/11(Sat)08:28 No.30375986
    >>30375964
    >>30375953
    Fluffy and Faceless is going to be the next big ship.
    We'll call it Fluffless.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:28 No.30375987
    Necklace Necklace Necklace Necklace Necklace Crown Thingy
    LET'S DO THIS
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:28 No.30375990
    >RPing

    I'll be back later when the ponychan cunts are asleep.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:28 No.30375994
    >>30375990
    Who's RPing?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:28 No.30375996
    If there were ever a reason for Fluffy to start posting Anon it would be that he's too well liked. Fluffy doesn't ask for circle-jerks he just gets then by pretty much being a bro.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:28 No.30375999
    >>30375985
    "PINK THING
    I CAN NOT SEE
    YOU MUST GUIDE ME"

    She does so and brings you to her friend
    Who talks like a bitch.

    They exchange words about you
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:29 No.30376001
    >>30375994
    I think he means Ponyquest.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:29 No.30376009
    >>30375987

    Congratulations, /co/, you're Rainbow Dash.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:30 No.30376013
    >>30376001
    but that's not roleplaying, that's interactive story-telling.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:30 No.30376021
    >>30375999

    Say "does she look like a bitch?" in my best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:30 No.30376022
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    >>30375934
    In my eyes, you're worse than everyone in the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:30 No.30376023
    >>30376013
    He's a casual.
    You can't expect him to know any difference.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:31 No.30376025
    >>30376013

    There's always one faggot that doesn't know the difference and loudly proclaims that ponychan is roleplaying in the thread.

    Pretty sure it's always the same guy.
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:31 No.30376027
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    >>30375952
    Man, you silly.
    Google'd "cloud kicker cutie mark" and it was the first row of result.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:31 No.30376030
    >>30376022

    Man, why you hatin' tonight, AJ? First Pony Quest, and now you be hatin' on Faceless.

    Hatin' ain't cool AJ. Lovin' is cool.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:31 No.30376032
    >>30376027
    Fluffykins did you ever do that Twist with no glasses thing?
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:32 No.30376038
    >>30376021
    You ask in a HORRIBLE VERSION OF HIS VOICE:
    "Does she look like a bitch?"

    They sound offended
    They know curse words here
    it is not safe
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:32 No.30376045
    >>30376027
    hmm...well, shit, apparently i'm stupid. think i can get away with using that one? i'd have to ask the creator for permission first, wouldn't i?

    speaking of which, have you vectored cloud kicker at all in the past, ever?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:32 No.30376050
    >>30376038

    YELL EVERY CURSE WORD IN THE GOD. DAMN. DICTIONARY.

    TWICE.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:33 No.30376051
    >>30376038
    When one of the ponies touch you, ejaculate and start farting everywhere unendingly.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:33 No.30376057
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    >>30375936
    Wait, isn't it about the time he read a fic where Big Macintosh raped Apple Bloom and he said paedophilia in fiction was ok? I vaguely remember something along those lines.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:33 No.30376061
    >>30376038
    Try and find your way over to Pinkie's friend.
    When you eventually reach her, latch onto her and snuggle away.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:34 No.30376064
    >>30376045
    I don't think there's any Royalty for vectors of a copyright show.


    Terse
    you should get some sleep. you're talking crazytalk.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:34 No.30376067
    >>30376050
    You attempt to but you let out a huge fart and start making weird noises

    they kill you
    the end
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:34 No.30376074
    >>30376057
    Why would you have that picture saved?
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:34 No.30376075
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    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:34 No.30376077
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    >>30376050
    Sweetie Belle doesn't know any curse words and is very disturbed by your language.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:35 No.30376083
    >>30376067
    > Nathan is dead.

    That was the greatest ending ever.
    I applaud your godlike wordsmanship.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)08:35 No.30376087
    >>30376075
    well done
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:35 No.30376094
    >>30376075
    ......I doubt god ascended furries?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:35 No.30376101
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    >>30376074
    Why not? It's in my pony folder under trolling. Let me share another example.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:36 No.30376104
    >>30376064
    but i just woke up, man, like, an hour ago! i've been making silly mistakes all day and now they're beginning to really shine through...i was shattered, yesterday, but i thought a good night's sleep would be enough. apparently it's not. what should i do?!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:36 No.30376106
    >>30376094
    wat
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:36 No.30376117
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    Someone else do a quest, I might do a better one later.

    With pictures.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)08:37 No.30376120
    >>30376067

    I do so love happy endings.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:37 No.30376123
    >>30376106
    idgaf

    but then I realized...

    Yeah I'm slow
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:37 No.30376125
    >>30376117
    ooh, can i try my hand at a quest? i've never done anything like this before!
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:37 No.30376126
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    >>30376104
    Diagnosis: Loco in the Coco.
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:37 No.30376132
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    >>30376032
    poop... Not yet. Was having trouble with her model and just stopped and forgot. But I'll try again as soon as I finish catching up on things.

    >>30376045
    It's just a vector, you're good.
    And no, I haven't yet. Still catching up a bunch of things I want to do first, like your Pinkie thing.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:37 No.30376134
    >>30375964
    >>30375953
    hng
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:37 No.30376135
    >>30376101
    Oh. I see. Trolling.

    Okay then.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:38 No.30376137
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    >>30376125
    CONTINUE
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:38 No.30376138
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    >>30376117
    >dat picture
    HHHNNNGGH
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:38 No.30376146
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    >>30376138
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:39 No.30376153
    >>30376125
    > Tersequest
    Ohh boy, prepare your hindquarters everyone.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:39 No.30376154
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    ib4 what's wrong with her hoof
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:39 No.30376161
    >>30376057
    Cutie mark get. Her special tallent it childhood trauma

    Speaking of which, has anyone made a pedobear pony?
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:39 No.30376162
    >>30376126
    eh, nothing that i didn't know before. time i stepped up my game! i need an apple, some coffee, and some pills, stat!

    >>30376132
    ah, all right, no worries then. sounds good to me. especially that latter part! you're the absolute best, fluffy.

    >>30376137
    >>30376153
    okay, give me a second while i whip something up. i can't promise it'll be the best, but here goes.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:39 No.30376164
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    I have a question. What if they had a evil pony that has a group with the negative version of the elements of harmony?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:39 No.30376171
    >>30376125
    Sure you can, but if you fuck it up your failure will haunt you for the rest of your days.
    >> Adrian Brody 10/08/11(Sat)08:40 No.30376173
    >>30376153
    Can I go next?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:40 No.30376176
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    >>30376173
    no
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:40 No.30376177
    >>30376154
    WHY IS REDHEART ON A CHAIR
    WHY IS SHE STARING AT THE CEILING
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)08:40 No.30376181
    Dear God what have I done.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:41 No.30376183
    >>30376162
    Maybe a different scenario than the previous two would work out better.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:41 No.30376187
    >>30376154
    WHY ARE PONY BUILDINGS SO SHORT?
    HOW DO THEY OPEN THOSE CUPBOARDS?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:41 No.30376188
    >>30376181
    You're the same guy from yesterday, aren't you?

    You gave up last time
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:41 No.30376192
    >>30376161
    But who's colour-scheme would the bear have?
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)08:42 No.30376202
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    >>30376181
    ponyquests are the new askblogs
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:42 No.30376204
    >>30376181
    It's his fault he admitted it!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:42 No.30376205
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    >>30376176
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:42 No.30376210
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    Well ponyfriends? Shouldn't you be able to figure this out?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:43 No.30376212
    >>30376202
    Except they are usually a bit funny and not full of grimdark, OC, bullshit.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)08:43 No.30376213
    >>30376210
    Not really
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:43 No.30376214
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    >>30376202
    No, they're just for fun, and hopefully they stay on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:43 No.30376221
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    >>30376202
    >Eating marhmallows
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:43 No.30376224
    So, 10pm GMT -6 is 7am on GMT+2? I'm not very good with time zones.
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:44 No.30376226
    >>30376162
    After a few seconds of powerful turbulence, you awaken in a relatively generic glade.

    Berating yourself for your lack of creativity, you take a quick once-over of the world around you. Birds are flying through the air, chittering happily in tune with the tranquil sound of a cool breeze ruffling the grass around you. Overhead the sun shines brightly through the clear, possibly mid-day, sky. A thick treeline surrounds you on every side, and you are currently standing knee-deep in a pool of cold, blue water.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:44 No.30376228
    >>30376210

    0 != 26

    and then cheerilee trolled
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)08:44 No.30376230
    >>30376188

    No, I just started mine in the last fucking thread. Nobody started volunteering to do quests after Jr's, or that guy from /tg/'s. Shit isn't fair yo.
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:44 No.30376231
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    >>30376210
    X = pony
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)08:44 No.30376233
    >>30376226
    Blow into my rape whistle.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:44 No.30376235
    >>30376226
    Become a duck.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376237
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    >>30376221
    >Pinkie Pie shits herself and her friends are laughing at her
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376239
    >>30376210
    We already did this

    Answer: the answer is undefined
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376240
    >>30376226
    > eat the water
    > examine my inventory
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376241
    >>30376210
    X = -6 ?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376242
    >>30376210
    Sure, it says 0=26 which is false. Hooray.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376249
    >>30375964
    Fluffy felt the smile on his face widen as he looked up from his screen and saw Faceless standing there, just watching him. Fluffy had been vectoring and animating for hours - forgotten to eat, forgotten to sleep, everything was vectors. Faceless cares too much to let him carry on - in his left hand is a sandwich, and his right hand is pointing towards the bed. Fluffy knows it's best not to argue - he really is very hungry, and his eyes have been blurring for the past several hours. So he stumbles over to his bed, and collapses into it. Faceless lets out a soft laugh, and saunters over, finalyl sitting down on the end of the bed, and breaking off a piece of sandwich to give to Fluffy. Fluffy liked it - how could he not, it was made by the love of his life?

    But all good things must come to and end. Thankfully, so did Fluffy's hunger - so Faceless sets to work curing his fatigue. Pulling the duvet over Fluffy, he slides in beside him and wraps his arms around his chest. Fluffy drifts off to sleep with a smile on his face, while Faceless whispers I love you
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376250
    >>30376221
    WHOEVER DREW THAT IS SHIT
    JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAME FACES
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376251
    >>30376226
    Look around for any possible dangers, proceed to make your way to nearest dry land.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376253
    Sucks that we don't have a new episode of My Little Pony featuring Twilight being really damn adorkable in 15 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:45 No.30376254
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    >>30376226
    Get out of cold water, take clothes off to prevent freezing
    Drink piss to survive
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:46 No.30376256
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    >>30376237
    >lesbians doing it in the distance
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:46 No.30376263
    >>30376210
    Simple algebra.
    x - 7 = 19 + x
    x = 26 + x
    0 =/= 26
    The answer: No answer.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)08:46 No.30376264
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    >>30376256
    Yay, I love filename threads.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:47 No.30376267
    >>30376226
    Move out of the water, it's not a good idea to be there
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:47 No.30376268
    >>30376250
    >Costanza flutterballoon
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:47 No.30376274
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    >>30376253
    But we do have the internet which is full of endless pictures right now.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:48 No.30376279
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    >>30376264
    Me too!

    I haven't got many left, though.
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:48 No.30376280
    >>30376233
    >>30376240
    After taking a refreshingly long draught from the water, and spitting out a mouthful of tiny freshwater fish (something you'd never encounter in your average pond back home), you stand back up and walk backwards, out of the pond. Your subconscious mind handles doing the things you are too stupid to remember to specify. How nice of it! It's good you have someone there to back you up, or you'd already be dead.

    Rifling through your messenger bag, a plain design plastered with stickers of ponies and the like, and making sure the pockets of your cargo shorts are empty, you finish inventory.

    Currently you are carrying a wallet, a sheaf of papers, two pens, a knitting needle, two pony models, your laptop (with only 20% of its battery power remaining) and the charger for your laptop, thankfully. No universal adapters, but that shouldn't be a problem at this juncture, right?

    What next?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)08:48 No.30376287
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    >>30376279
    I have plenty.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:49 No.30376297
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    GUYS

    I THINK I MISSED THE NEW EPISODE

    FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO AIR AT 6:00 BUT EVERY WEBSITE I CHECK TELLS ME IT WAS GOING TO AIR AT 5:00

    CAN ANYBODY AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT IT WAS ABOUT? WHY ARE WE NOT DISCUSSING THIS?
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:49 No.30376303
    >>30376279
    ....................WHY
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:49 No.30376305
    >>30376280
    Run like a bitch

    Scream for help at the top of your lungs
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:50 No.30376307
    >>30376280
    BECOME
    A D-
    you know what nevermind

    become a consensual tentacle monster.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:50 No.30376308
    >>30376280
    Examine the two pony models.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:50 No.30376309
    >>30376274
    Enh...I've seen them all...
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:50 No.30376314
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    >>30376274
    I heard we were posting cutest pony.
    We posting cutest pony?
    Don't lie man.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:50 No.30376317
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    >>30376303
    More like, why not.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:50 No.30376319
    >>30376297
    It was about Twilight forgetting something her letter. It was pretty good. Itll be up on youtube soon. Trixie was in it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:51 No.30376327
    >>30376309
    Not if we made more right now.
    Then you wouldn't have seen it unless you can see into the future.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)08:51 No.30376328
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    >>30376317
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:51 No.30376331
    >>30376317
    I'm trying to think of what else would cause those bubbles and I cant
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:52 No.30376343
    >>30376328
    eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:52 No.30376346
    >>30376327
    I can only see up to 6 days in the future.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:52 No.30376347
    >>30376331

    I can think of something, but you'd like it a lot less.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:53 No.30376350
    >>30376328
    nigga that a watermellon
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:53 No.30376353
    >>30376280
    What seems do be in each direction? (Also, subconsciously take things slower than that last guy that got killed that you technically don't know about)
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:53 No.30376357
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    >>30376331
    I know, there's no reason for them to be there, unless the animators wanted Twilight to fart.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:53 No.30376358
    >>30376346
    Well come back in six days when you can't see what we've made and we'll give it to you as a surprise.
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)08:53 No.30376359
    >>30376305
    Your legs move without your consent. They carry you around in a haphazard pattern, and you find yourself falling over several times in quick succession as they refuse to work together to carry you to where you want to go. The sound of screaming scatters the local fauna; even the fish climb out of the pond and waddle away. No one seems to want to associate with you any more.

    You've driven away all these potential friends. Well done, you pointedly think to yourself. Although...

    >>30376307
    You decide to take this opportunity to become a duck! Stripping yourself of all clothing and possessions, you dive into the pond. It's unfortunately far too shallow to contain your silly, juvenile shenanigans, but you revel in rolling around for a while anyway. You miss being a kid.

    >>30376308
    Crawling out of the pool like a crab, you use your nose to lift open the cover of your bag and examine the two models.

    They are both of your favourite ponies!

    You are still naked, although you are now satisfied. How do you proceed?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:53 No.30376361
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    >>30376314
    Cutest pony I heard?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)08:54 No.30376362
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    >>30376350
    You think everything is a watermelon.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:54 No.30376367
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    >>30376350

    WATERMELONS DO NOT RELEASE STEAM.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)08:54 No.30376375
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    >>30376249
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjFdCR4dyvk&feature=related#t=0m6s
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:54 No.30376376
    New Brony here, who streams the new MLP episodes on Saturday mornings?
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:54 No.30376377
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    >>30376361
    I think you heard right.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:54 No.30376378
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    >>30376359
    Jerk it
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:54 No.30376379
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    >>30376367
    >>30376362
    NIGGAS STOP POSTING WATERMELLON
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:55 No.30376381
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    >>30376361
    Cutest pony.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:55 No.30376388
    this is now a dubs thread
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:56 No.30376395
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    >>30376388
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:56 No.30376396
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    >>30376357
    This is probably my last misnamed filename. at least the last one I'll post.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:56 No.30376397
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    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)08:56 No.30376401
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    >>30376388
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:56 No.30376402
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    >>30376379

    no.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:57 No.30376404
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    >>30376388
    LOOK AT THIS GUY RIGHT HERE

    WHAT A GUY
    BY GUY I MEAN
    JACKASS
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:57 No.30376405
    >>30376388
    Cool script bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:57 No.30376408
    >>30376359
    Start exploring, but be ready to duck out of sight and observe as soon as you see anything.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:58 No.30376410
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    >>30376388
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)08:58 No.30376412
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    >>30376388
    >>30376400
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:58 No.30376421
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    Fighing the dubs oppressor
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)08:59 No.30376423
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    >>30376412
    AMAZING

    HOW DID YOU DO THAT

    also this post is trip 4s
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:59 No.30376425
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    >>30376421
    yay
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:59 No.30376427
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    >>30376359

    >Crawling out of the pool like a crab

    MY GOD.

    I HAVE BECOME CRAB NICHOLSON.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)08:59 No.30376428
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    >>30376421
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:00 No.30376430
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    Please check locator before starting a new thread.

    FiMchan:
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    Youtube Episode Playlist:
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    New to pony? Watching them in order is best.
    But if you are only willing to give it a few episodes,
    try episode 4 or 10. Solid, early episodes.

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    Download links for episodes:
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    Room: MLP

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    SATURDAY EPISODE STREAM INFO
    EPISODES PLAY SATURDAYS @ 9 AM EASTERN
    THAT'S 6 AM PACIFIC

    Streams:
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    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:00 No.30376431
    >>30376353
    Your eyes once again rove over the grassy knoll, careful to take everything in. In about twenty meters in every direction, the thick canopy of foliage blocks your sight. Fifty meters to the north, you can see the spire of a tower poking out of the trees.

    >>30376378
    You wish you could take the time to jerk it and relieve your tension. Nothing would soothe you more at this moment than the release of a quick jerk. In fact, if you had anything more than two dollars and forty-four cents, you'd give all your worldly assets and finances in order to have that opportunity.

    Suffice it to say, however, that you have neither the jerk chicken, nor the people around to be mean to, in order to jerk it.

    It's a bit saddening.

    >>30376408

    You decide to get on with shit. Can only stand around being introspective for so long, after all. Exploration calls!

    Otherwise, what's the plan, chump? Where are we going?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:00 No.30376432
    ahhh where's the basil stream?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:00 No.30376439
    >>30376425
    The first time I saw that image, I thought it was pathetic. Now I just think that I'd much rather dance with Dash if she were hovering at face level

    what happened to me
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)09:01 No.30376440
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    Hey guys

    Guys.

    >exactly one week from right now
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)09:01 No.30376441
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    >>30376423
    WIZARDS AND SHIT
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:01 No.30376444
    >>30376431
    LEFT
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:01 No.30376445
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    >>30376425
    Pony pictures that upset people?
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:01 No.30376449
    >>30376444
    Whose left? Your left, or mine?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:01 No.30376450
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    >>30376445
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:02 No.30376454
    >>30376449
    MY LEFT
    YOUUR LEFT


    LEFT DAMNIT
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:02 No.30376457
    >>30376431
    To Canterlot.

    We's gonna dote up some Luna.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:03 No.30376465
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    >>30376423
    >>30376412
    this post will be 30,000,000 and something
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:03 No.30376466
    >>30376431
    Canterlot is a silly place.

    Go to it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:04 No.30376474
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    >>30376465
    Are you a wizard?
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)09:04 No.30376477
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    >>30376465
    Someone get this man a medal and a wizard hat!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:04 No.30376478
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    >>30376450
    I have more!
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:05 No.30376482
    >>30376454
    You head left! You head left as far left as you can go. Left is the way! The only way is left. Left, left, left!

    You're spinning in circles while standing in place. Left simply isn't specific enough for your pea-brain to make sense of it!

    >>30376457
    >>30376466
    Carefully marking the mysterious, ancient-looking tower to the far north for later consideration, you consider going to Canterlot. You know ponies well enough to know what Canterlot is, and you know Monty Python well enough to know just how much fun you'll have if you go there.

    Fun, fun, fun! You're on the way to fun!

    ...Which way is Canterlot, again? And where are you, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:05 No.30376483
    >>30376466
    I fucking see what you did there.

    And your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:05 No.30376488
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    Remember, guys.
    Trixie loves you.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:05 No.30376490
    Wasn't the new episode supposed to air today?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:06 No.30376492
    >>30376482
    CANTERLOT
    IS


    LEFT
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:06 No.30376494
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    >>30376478
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:06 No.30376497
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    >>30376445
    I seriously believe snails will be among the new EOH.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:06 No.30376500
    >>30376490
    No, next week, and bookmark ponycountdown.com
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:06 No.30376503
    >>30376488

    Trixie can eat shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:06 No.30376504
    >>30376482
    BAH, All roads lead to Canterlot! Go! GO!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:07 No.30376509
    >>30376482

    Go toward the tower, as it's our only landmark for now.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:07 No.30376510
    >>30376494

    AJ I told you to stop hatin', nigga. Why you always gotta be hatin' when you should be appreciatin'?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:07 No.30376512
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    >>30376494
    But there's so much to like about this fandom.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:07 No.30376513
    >>30376492
    Let's just guess that Canterlot is to the left of the tower in our current field of view to placate left-o-guy.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:07 No.30376514
    >>30376478
    Cool I now want to draw Discord raping this guys face with his dick
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)09:07 No.30376516
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    >>30376488
    >Trixie love face naked

    STOP HITTING ON ME
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:08 No.30376522
    >>30376514
    Do it man.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:08 No.30376526
    >>30376510
    Because you gotta speculate to accumulate.

    We yuppies now bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:09 No.30376527
    >>30376478
    Honestly one of the very few pictures that actually get to me. I tend to have a very relaxed and "take it easy" attitude in life, especially on the internet. This picture though, just makes me want to punch that hipster douche right in the face.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:09 No.30376528
    >>30376488
    >try to think of awful romantic trixie story
    >can't
    >figure I might be able to make a joke by stopping a few lines in and going "Oh wait no trixie is completely unlikable"
    >can't write those few sentences

    Huh. Poor Trixie.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:09 No.30376531
    >>30376514
    Not only do I allow this, I will fucking endorse the shit out of it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:10 No.30376535
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    >>30376512
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:10 No.30376537
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    OKAY
    YOU KNOW
    I promised myself that i would never fall behind technology. I promised that I would know what all the new things were..
    BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THIS THING IS
    SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME
    IS IT A PUZZLE?! A NEW BARCODE? I DONT GET IT
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:11 No.30376542
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    >>30376528
    It's impossible to hate Trixie.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:11 No.30376544
    >>30376537
    New age bar code
    for smart phones
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:11 No.30376545
    >>30376514
    Fucking do it up like the fourth of july.

    Overkill.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:11 No.30376549
    What would happen if MLP met Umineko no naku koro ni?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:11 No.30376550
    >>30376545
    cum
    CUM EVERYWHERE
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)09:11 No.30376551
    >>30376527
    The best and I use that word loosely part of that image is Discord saying "ouch".

    Like he'd actually be offended. Like he'd give a fuck. Like he wouldn't turn that motherfucker inside out and make a milkshake out of his entrails.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:12 No.30376556
    >>30376542
    I don't hate her, I just... can't see anybody ever loving her. Or her loving anybody back.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:12 No.30376557
    >>30376537
    QR code, stores information, usually links to websites, but you can turn any text into a QR code.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)09:12 No.30376560
    >>30376537
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QR_code
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:12 No.30376562
    >>30376551
    You're no better.

    Lol so edgy turn him into malkshake xD
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:12 No.30376563
    >>30376544
    More like dumb phones.

    Thank you. This Tablet and New 4G bullshit is stupid IMO. The market in software is switching from computers to tablets. Soon everyone will forget about computers
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:12 No.30376568
    >>30376492
    Your left, or mine?

    I'm afraid I don't understand your syntax! Please re-enter your command.

    >>30376504
    Choosing to rely on the old adages that always seemed to hold true in your world, you search for a road. Whether it be a dirty, dusty, rough boondock trail, a well-loved cobblestone road in an abandoned town, or an eight-lane motorway in the middle of a forest, any road should take you where you want to go!

    Unfortunately, your CARTOGRAPHY skill is too low for you to find any roads in this general area, especially without a map. When you level up, maybe you should invest more points in your skills! That might make the journey a little easier.

    >>30376509
    >>30376513
    Finally, one of your commands is actually sensical. Whatever that word means, anyway. Summoning up your meagre strength for this arduous challenge, you begin the long trek towards the tower, head full of hopes and heart full of dreams. Nothing can bring you down now. You're the boss, the man, the king, and eerie, bizarre circumstances be damned, you're going to make it!

    By the time you've reached the treeline, you're already dying of hunger, thirst and exhaustion. It's only twenty meters, and yet it has been the hardest twenty meters of your life. You still have roughly thirty to go.

    Nonetheless you continue your journey into the forest. Eventually, you happen upon a fallen tree, a curious situation, certainly. By the tree, a small pack of bunny rabbits sit, crying their little bunny eyes out.

    Is your heart moved? Do you stop and offer to help, or do you let the cruel whimsies of the harsh, vicious cartoon world you're in have their way? Speak, whether altruist or psychopath, speak and be heard!
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)09:12 No.30376570
    >>30376562
    >edgy

    I was going for chaotic, but okay.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:13 No.30376571
    >>30376560
    >>30376557
    Oh well thanks
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:13 No.30376573
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    >>30376535
    daily dose

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:13 No.30376575
    >>30376563
    Hahaha no.
    They're doing loads of marketing because people don't see why would they need a tablet. They, of course, don't.
    Although I got one for really cheap, I can still tell you it's bloody useless, just get a netbook.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:13 No.30376576
    >>30376562

    But that's actually what discord would do you retarded piece of shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:15 No.30376581
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    >>30376576
    >>30376570
    He'd simply will him out of existence.
    Torture is a bad form of comedy.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:15 No.30376583
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    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:15 No.30376584
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    >>30376573
    .....WE ONLY HAVE 47 SIGNATURES?!
    GUYS!

    We were the ones that got MLP to win best cartoon of 2010. Why are we slacking with THIS?!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:15 No.30376585
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    >>30376573
    Sort of daily dose.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:16 No.30376588
    >>30376568
    There's little to be lost in checking if you can help for now.

    Though we do want to stay on course for Canterlot.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:16 No.30376590
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    >>30376556
    I don't see why not.
    She's got beautiful colors, an interesting (although hammy) personality, and it's been hinted she's not really as much of a bitch as she acts like. Plus her voice is damn captivating. It's amazing how it's been almost a year since her debut and she still has a rather large fanbase for a one-episode wonder.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:16 No.30376592
    >>30376568

    Everyone knows animals can talk, or at least understand things, in cartoon land. Ask them what happened.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:16 No.30376593
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    >>30376535
    >>30376583
    >>30376584
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:17 No.30376598
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    >>30376585
    By the way, that picture got me banned for six days from ponychan. Even after I apologized.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:17 No.30376603
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    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:17 No.30376605
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    >>30376593
    what the uck why would you post this
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376606
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    writing quests are stupid

    draw
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376607
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    >>30376585
    >you cannot control your horse boners
    >wear horse condoms
    >wat
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376609
    >>30376478
    Why do people forget that this is a show meant for little girls, not their stupid, autistic fanfic ideas
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376612
    >>30376598
    >well, excuuuuse me princess
    They sould have extended your ban.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376613
    >>30376609
    Because ponychan.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376615
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    >>30376605
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376616
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    >>30376593
    >>30376603
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376617
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    >>30376478
    >>30376512
    >>30376573
    >>30376585
    Stop making me not want to live on this planet anymore.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:18 No.30376618
    >>30376590
    She has a nice colour scheme, true, but you can't really base a relationship on that, and while it's possible that her stage persona is just that, I can't just drop that in a paragraph, it seems either that IS who she is, or she's so used to being that that she has trouble coming out of her shell
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:19 No.30376623
    >>30376598
    Didn't Dykas only get banned for a week?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:20 No.30376626
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    >>30376617
    >>30376616
    nope.avi
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:20 No.30376629
    >>30376617
    >2011
    >Not living on the moon and laughing at Earth
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:21 No.30376632
    >>30376629

    >not living on Mars

    The moon is to Earth as Canada is to the US.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:21 No.30376633
    >>30376617
    How about we go out of our way to find posts by NORMAL fans.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:22 No.30376638
    >>30376633
    that would be boring
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:22 No.30376639
    >>30376632
    ENJOY YOUR COLD WEATHER FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:22 No.30376640
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    >>30376633
    What fun is that?
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:22 No.30376641
    >>30376588
    Equally valid thoughts, you think, and congratulate yourself for thinking them. Approaching what looks to be a family, you kneel down beside them, rapping thrice on the ground to get their attention. They turn to you, eyes held low, and they do not look up.

    >>30376592
    The animals are very quiet. You wonder if they can understand human speech, and ask them what exactly has happened. Why are they so sad? Cute bunny rabbits aren't allowed to be sad, it's, like, a law or something. You are fairly certain they are committing a crime by not frolicking gleefully in the glades.

    They tell you that a strange creature appeared in their favourite meadow a short while ago, through a form of interpretive dance that you somehow understand. You suppose three years of learning the world's most vague and useless language were worthwhile after all!

    The creature scared them all from their homes, and as they fled, with only the carrots they had managed to steal from nearby farms to sustain them for a life on the lam, a nearby tree was struck by the world's least fortuitous, most coincidental bolt of lightning. It toppled, caught alight, and crushed one of their kin beneath its weight.

    The bunny's name was Angel. Now they are mourning him. Do you offer a prayer, consolations, help? Could you lift the tree? Or do you move on?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:23 No.30376645
    >>30376639
    Enjoy your no atmosphere.
    Dweeb.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:23 No.30376648
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    >>30376633
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:23 No.30376652
    >>30376641
    Laugh

    Laugh hard
    Walk away
    Continue quest
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:23 No.30376653
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    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)09:24 No.30376657
    >>30376648
    Ugh, that picture is... ugh.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:24 No.30376658
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    >>30376645
    >implying I dont live in the core
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:24 No.30376660
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    >>30376648
    HE ISN'T SERIOUS IS HE?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:25 No.30376668
    >>30376641
    If it is for sure that Angel has passed on, best to keep a move on.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:26 No.30376674
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    >>30376660
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:26 No.30376680
    >>30376674
    >posting about your progress reading my little pony fan fiction
    okay what
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:27 No.30376685
    So I found a QR code generator. I'm thinking about printing out QR codes and making stickers that send people to My Little Pony Episodes and clips and putting them in random places at my college
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:27 No.30376686
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    >>30376640
    I once found a ponychan post that was actually good.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:27 No.30376687
    >>30376641

    I'd like to help, but I don't think my flabby, useless arms could move a tree, unless it was very small.

    Unless I could find some form of leverage device around, possibly a stone and a sturdy-looking piece of wood...
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:28 No.30376698
    >>30376685

    I'm sorry Klondike, I was under the impression that you WEREN'T a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:28 No.30376700
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    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:28 No.30376701
    >>30376686
    Holy shit, I remember that guy.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:30 No.30376721
    >>30376648
    >That image
    God, it's so goddamn freaky.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)09:30 No.30376723
    >>30376698
    Everyone is faggot nowadays anon

    Also for your information, thinking about giving handjobs doesn't make you gay. Doing it does.
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:31 No.30376724
    >>30376652
    You struggle to restrain your laughter. I mean, come on, it's a bunny! Who cares, anyway? Let the damn family suffer in silence, they'll just fuck some more into existence some time in future. That is how it works, right? No great loss. It's not like they're sapient animals with wills, emotions, and experiences of their own, right?

    God, sociopathy is hard.

    >>30376668
    You can't be sure of anything, really. Your eyes might deceive you. After all, in this world, what's true and what isn't? What if some omniscient narrator got his jollies fucking around with your journeys, making your life hell, putting you in quandaries that there are simply no real answers to? If there is such a guy, you think, you'd love to punch his smarmy, no-good face right in the...face. Who does he think he is, ruining your quest like that?

    >>30376687
    Where exactly would you find that sort of thing in a forest? I mean, come on, now, it's not like rocks grow on trees, or wood turns up just anywhere. It's like you don't even think about these things-

    Oh. Right next to you there is a small pile of rocks and a sturdy plank of lumber, as if it's been waiting for you to do something with it all along.

    What do you do with this mysteriously convenient set of items?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:32 No.30376737
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    >>30376724
    Shhhh, don't introduce him yet.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:35 No.30376762
    >>30376724
    Let my suspicions be raised due to the convenience of the setup, but begin applying the principle of leverage with the oh-so-convenient tools. While keeping a wary eye on the bunnies.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:40 No.30376799
    >>30376724
    >Exit quest
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:43 No.30376821
    >>30376799
    >Get on the floor
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:44 No.30376824
    >>30376821
    >Wonder where the fuck everyone went
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:45 No.30376829
    >>30376648
    Why am I thinking of her shoving the bow up my ass?
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:45 No.30376832
    >>30376799
    >>30376737
    The omniscient narrator sadly retreats back into his shell, waiting for a later opportunity for meta-humour and cheap, low-quality questing shenanigans. At the same time, the world crumbles without him, and you find yourself floating in an endless black void, wondering what exactly happened to Equestria and where you've gone. Then you wake up back in your room, on /co/, and all the posts, all the stories, anything that might have indicated the existence of your magical sojourn to another world is gone. There is no evidence you were ever involved in anything less than a particularly malodorous tripfag circlejerk.

    There is no trace of any quest.

    END.


    >>30376762
    Quickly shuffling any thoughts of less-than-spectacular, ass-pull endings out of your mind, you carefully set up a mechanism with which to lift the tree, hoping that your rudimentary tools will do the job.

    As the tree rises, slowly moving out of the way of your path (you forgot to mention the tree obstructed your path, so you had to help the bunnies anyway - how silly of you), you see that there is no corpse beneath it, or anywhere at all. Apparently this Angel wasn't harmed at all.

    Mysterious!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:45 No.30376833
    >>30376824
    >I'm under your chair
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:46 No.30376836
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    >>30376824
    I'm still here.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:46 No.30376845
    >>30376836
    >isthatyourdick.png
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:46 No.30376846
    >>30376832

    >you forgot to mention the tree obstructed your path, so you had to help the bunnies anyway

    Terse you bitch I love you
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:49 No.30376871
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    >>30376846
    haha, i'm glad that wasn't the worst thing i could have done!

    i wonder where everyone went. did my quest thingy drive them away?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:51 No.30376878
    >>30376871

    No, you're doing a superb job.

    Turn around and make sure those bunnies are still there and weren't some sort of devious trap.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/08/11(Sat)09:51 No.30376882
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    >>30376871

    I think 4chan has been derping lately and traffic has slowed down in general.

    Plus its 10 am on saturday
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:53 No.30376894
    Why is Twilight so fucking cute?

    This is why I can't think of her as black, because black people can never be cute.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:53 No.30376903
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    >>30376894
    What about Indian?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:54 No.30376912
    >>30376894
    Humans can never be that cute
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:55 No.30376925
    >>30376903
    That's pushing it, but I think it's possible.

    >>30376912
    Says you.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)09:58 No.30376947
    >>30376878
    >>30376882
    Good to hear, I'm happy someone's enjoying it!
    There were a ton of people here a minute ago, though. I just didn't expect the thread to die so quickly. Anyway, yeah, I guess it's time to just carry on doing the thing.


    You don't know what to think about that. Bunnies are cute! They can't be devious traps, it just doesn't happen. That'd be like a tiny little ball of marshmallow fluff, a hypothetical king of cute, being a nefarious villain longing to taste the blood of his foes! In what sort of maddeningly contrarian medium does that sort of thing even happen, anyway?

    When you turn around, hoping to ask the bunnies a few questions about your situation and let them know that their compatriot is okay, they have already departed. You don't know where, or when. It is as though they were never even there.

    That scares you a little bit, but you are determined to soldier on, and you continue down the path towards what is presumably the magnificent tower you spied earlier. About three or four minutes into your walk, you come to a moat on the outskirts of a fortress, probably one in which the tower is kept.

    The drawbridge is raised, and it stands at the ready, well-kept and functional. Glowing with the proud care of a true castle's maintenance officer. The sunlight dances merrily along its metal bars, glittering in beautiful patterns that reflect into your eyes.

    You notice that, high in an upwards battlement, there is a silhouette moving around frantically.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)09:58 No.30376950
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    >>30376925
    Well, her VA's played a brown girl before, so it's not out of the question.
    >> Nettobooku !hAtsuNEzfo 10/08/11(Sat)10:02 No.30376983
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    >>30376685
    My favourite thing about QR codes is how redundant they are, making it totally possible to do shit like this.

    If you're going to be a faggot, you should totally post this one.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:05 No.30377004
    I think Glitter Glue is finally gone for good.

    Thank god.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:06 No.30377019
    >>30377004
    what you heard?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:07 No.30377026
    >>30376947

    Yell and see if you can get its attention.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:09 No.30377044
    slow thread is slow
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:10 No.30377062
    >>30377019
    He hasn't been here for a couple days.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 10/08/11(Sat)10:10 No.30377067
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    Well, at least now we can begin the countdown to a new episode
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)10:11 No.30377074
    >>30377026
    Taking a deep breath, you scream as loud as you can.

    The silhouette jumps, as if it's been startled, and leaps backwards, falling out of the battlements and into the moat. You catch a glimpse of its horn, and assume that it is a unicorn. Surely the impact must have harmed it? It's a little worrying that the only pony that can possibly help you is the one that's such a scaredy-cat it jumps out windows at the slightest noises.

    What do you do now? Climb down into the moat and look for it, perhaps? It's not a very deep moat, and you could make it. Or you can just carry on screaming until your throat's hoarse.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:13 No.30377097
    >>30377074
    Search for the nearest filly to look down the moat for me. That way I won't be hurt if anything happens.
    >> Glitter Glue 10/08/11(Sat)10:13 No.30377103
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    >>30377004
    Nope
    Sorry you feel so personally disgusted with my mere presence that you can't even bother to ignore me though
    That's pretty extreme
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)10:14 No.30377114
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXi0U3-V3CE

    What the fuck is this supposed to be?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:14 No.30377118
    >>30377004

    People bitching about content creators out of the blue when they're not even being discussed is something that will never cease to make me say "why."
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:14 No.30377123
    >>30377103
    aw it's okay glitter glue, we still love you

    and your properties of sparkliness and adhesion

    those are the best properties ever!
    >> Glitter Glue 10/08/11(Sat)10:16 No.30377140
    >>30377103
    Anyone could use your name and pretend to be you. Faggot namefag.
    >> Glitter Glue 10/08/11(Sat)10:17 No.30377147
    whats going on here guys?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:17 No.30377151
    >>30377140
    same could be said of you, anon
    >> Glitter Glue 10/08/11(Sat)10:17 No.30377152
    >>30377140
    >Anyone could use your name and pretend to be you
    Yes, that's certainly one of the accepted consequences of not using a tripcode.
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)10:17 No.30377156
    >>30377097
    You're on the wrong side of the fortress, in the middle of a forest. There are no fillies nearby. There aren't even any other ponies nearby! Colts, mares, stallions, alicorns, whatever. You name it, it's not here.

    Unfortunately, if you want to find out whatever happened to the creature in the moat, you'll have to go look for yourself!

    A sudden glint of light from beneath the water catches your eye. Whatever's down there, it's stopped struggling, and hasn't broken through the waterline yet - what few bubbles of air have reached the top are completely gone now. You won't have very long to save this poor, non-swimming creature.

    Time to make your first call! Do you go in, saving it from the fate you're partly responsible for, or do you leave it to its doom and wait for the next pony to come by? Each has its advantages and disadvantages. Choose wisely!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:19 No.30377180
    >>30377118

    It's called stupidity.
    Plain, good ol' fashioned, non-ironic or sarcastic stupidity.
    >> Sparkling Adhesive 10/08/11(Sat)10:19 No.30377181
    >>30377140
    My god, this man is right! How did we not see this before?!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:21 No.30377201
    >>30377156
    Shit, in these situations I always feel the need to play the hero. God dammit, I'll regret this, but...

    Jump in!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:21 No.30377210
    >>30377156
    >implying anything I do has consequences and has not already been decided by fate.

    Leave it, got beigger problems
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)10:22 No.30377216
    >>30376903
    Indian/Paki/east Asian is where I put her.

    Haters gonna hate.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:22 No.30377220
    Whats up with all these text quests lately?

    Did I miss something again.
    >> Glitter Poo 10/08/11(Sat)10:22 No.30377223
    Oh no, I'm a namefag now, how did this happen?
    Does this mean people will randomly bitch about me now?
    I'm not good with 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:23 No.30377231
    >>30377220
    Nothing valuable, no.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:24 No.30377246
    >>30377156
    leap heroically into the black depths, cradle the poor, unconscious creature in your powerful arms before rising from the water, suddenly shirtless with muscles literally rippling
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:24 No.30377255
    >>30377216

    Honestly Indian is how I imagine her too.

    Not like cultural Indian, that type that look and act pretty much exactly like white people, have white features, just with brown skin.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:25 No.30377271
    >>30377216
    I place her at Purple pony that will never be a human ever even with magic.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:26 No.30377274
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    >>30377216
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)10:26 No.30377276
    >>30377271
    Well yeah, that too.

    >>30377223
    Nobody cares if you're a tripfag as long as you're not making an ass of yourself.
    >> Luminescent Stickum 10/08/11(Sat)10:26 No.30377279
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    >>30377223
    When in Rome.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:27 No.30377291
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    I love the idea of Twilight being Princess Celestias sub.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:27 No.30377296
    >>30377274
    Fuck, forgot to comment.

    I meant to say: >paki
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)10:27 No.30377301
    >>30377201
    Dropping your messenger bag, and hoping your thick cargo shorts and bright orange fleece aren't too much weight to impede your fantastical ability to swim, you lunge towards the moat and dive in, hoping you haven't left the decision too late.

    The water currents are surprisingly swift and fierce, as though motivated by some sort of powerful energy. They move with an urgent sort of strength that batters you mid-stream, but you force your arms to swipe and legs to kick, pushing yourself through the water with all the power you have at your disposal.

    You can barely see underwater without your goggles, and the pressure is making your eyes begin to burn, but you can just make out the shape of a pony at the bottom of the moat, lying still in the mud. Your heart churns all of a sudden, twisted through by a sudden shot of fear, and you dive downwards, hoping to get to it in time.

    The slow burn of air trying to escape your mouth, your lungs gasping for breath, is enough to throw you off a little, but you wrap your arms around its soft, fluffy midsection, lifting it with every drop of might you can muster.

    A spirit of strength, maybe something magical, flows through you, and you feel revitalised, invigorated in a way you haven't been since you arrived. Adrenaline pounding, you release the breath you were holding and start desperately swimming to the surface.

    Despite your combined weight, and the fact that you refuse to float, somehow, you make it, pulling both yourself and the pony up onto the riverbank some way downstream.

    It's a Christmas miracle, you think, remembering that it had been Christmas back home and in being here, you are missing out on a ton of cool presents and things. Fuck!

    At the same time, the pony begins to stir.

    What now, mister hero?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:28 No.30377304
    >>30377291

    People really need to stop drawing drooling ponies in bondage. It's not good for me.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:28 No.30377310
    >>30377274
    The religious Twilight looks like she's having more fun. Fuck the haters.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)10:29 No.30377314
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    >>30377274
    >>30377310
    Stop it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:29 No.30377323
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    >>30377310
    Yeah, religion is great. Haters gonna hate.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:30 No.30377332
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    >>30377291
    >duct tape on the teats

    Why is this so funny, and why has no one capitalized on this idea?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:30 No.30377341
    >>30377301

    Take note of poni's appearance.

    Sing some christmas carols while poni awakens to make yourself feel better.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)10:30 No.30377342
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    >>30377323
    Who the fuck are these people
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:31 No.30377358
    >>30377301
    erm...

    'mouth to mouth'
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:31 No.30377361
    >>30377332
    >Duct tape
    >Not electrical tape

    Learn the difference, it could save your life.
    >> Mr. Freelow !artTy79xBY 10/08/11(Sat)10:33 No.30377380
    >>30377361
    All the difference between"
    Oooooooh <3
    and
    AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! Son of a bitch!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:33 No.30377389
    >>30377342
    Hey, Cease. Why do you have a tripcode? Do you contribute? I don't think I've seen you do it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:33 No.30377393
    >>30377361
    Why the fuck would you tie someone up with electrical tape.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:34 No.30377403
    So are we going here?
    >>30376767
    >>30376767
    >>30376767
    >>30376767
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:34 No.30377409
    >>30377393
    Because you don't want to hurt them. Duct tape hurts like a bitch to remove. In consensual BDSM the point usually isn't to inflict too much pain on your significant other.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:35 No.30377419
    >>30377389
    Too lazy to take it off between boards but if it's really that much of big deal I guess I'll just
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)10:36 No.30377426
    >>30377341
    The pony has a mostly unremarkable appearance. A white coat of hair (Hair? Fur? You're not sure you know which is which. You decide to go with marshmallow), a fluffy pink mane and tail, and no Cutie Mark. It's wearing an unusually intricate, exquisitely crafted golden band around its right forehoof, but otherwise, it's just a female pony, you ponder, all while loudly singing God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.

    It's a little ironic, actually.

    >>30377358
    The pony coughs! This spurs you into action, and you cover its mouth with your own, breathing heavily into it.

    You've never done a first aid course, and you don't know the proper methodology for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but you're not going to let that get in the way of your heroism!

    Interestingly enough, the pony doesn't taste of marshmallow. What do you do now?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)10:37 No.30377441
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435

    once we hit image limit
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU MOON-BANISHING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 10/08/11(Sat)10:37 No.30377445
    >>30377403
    Or we could go there. Whichever.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:38 No.30377453
    >>30377426
    I "take advantage" of the situation.

    I put my dick in the unconscious poni mouth
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:39 No.30377465
    >>30377453

    No I don't.

    Pinch the nose! Pump the chest!
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    >> Luminescent Stickum 10/08/11(Sat)10:41 No.30377496
    >>30377445
    We better pick one before /co/ has a shit.
    >> Mr. Freelow !artTy79xBY 10/08/11(Sat)10:41 No.30377508
    >>30377496
    People already started posting in 5k's topic.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:41 No.30377510
    >>30377496

    this one actually has posts in it:

    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >>30377435
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:42 No.30377512
    >>30377426
    feed her the candy bar i keep on myself at all times, even - if not especially - immediately after i've already eaten it.
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)10:44 No.30377543
    >>30377453
    Your hands hurriedly work at undoing the zipper on your drenched cargo shorts. Right now, you're sodden, pretty uncomfortable, and fairly unhappy, this pony owes you for your efforts, damn it! You're going to get what you deserve and what you deserve is oral sex from a non-human creature. No one will ever be able to stop you! You can already feel yourself at half staff. This is going to be the best damn...

    >>30377465
    Almost immediately you zip yourself up and rethink your actions. What the fuck, dude? Even your own mind is disgusted. Your hands, now free from the challenging task of stripping you of your clothing in order to rape an unconscious pony, quickly clasp the pony's nose and pump its stomach. You work at CPR as best you can in the time you have allotted, hoping and praying that the pony never learns of your indecency. Maybe it will offer you something later as recompense for your gentlemanliness?

    After a while, the longest two minutes of your life since arriving in Equestria, the pony coughs again, gasping for air, eyes open. You've done it! You saved her!

    >>30377512
    Your constant hunger always was something of a problem for you. Unfortunately you chewed down on the chocolate bar moments after you woke up in Equestria, and you simply forgot to mention it to yourself! What a shame. You could puke it back up, but then you'd have to share last night's dinner, too, and that's one spaghetti meal you're not losing, especially after that cinema nightmare!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:47 No.30377591
    >>30377543
    You demand a reward for rescuing her.

    Put my penis into that concious poni mouth
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:49 No.30377629
    >>30377543

    Ask the poni her name and what she was doing. Conveniently forget to mention that I was at fault for her accident.

    >>30377591

    I turn the page to get away from this weirdo.

    (Go to the next thread)
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)10:54 No.30377706
    >>30377591
    Just as you're about to open your mouth to demand your reward from this newly-conscious pony, and maybe to tell her to grow the fuck up and not behave like a pansy-ass faggot little baby at the slightest shocking sound out of nowhere, she throws herself at you, locking you in a vise grip.

    A vise grip of hugs! Her forelegs are wrapped around your neck and she's crying into the crook of your shoulder, a heaving sob that fills you with shame over your previous actions.

    Shame!

    >>30377629
    You ask the pony her name. She looks conflicted for a moment, glancing momentarily at the golden band wrapped around her hoof, but otherwise she eventually gets over the trauma, and the suspicious fear, enough to answer you.

    She tells you her name is Cello. It's a nice name, you think, that speaks of music. You're a fan of cellists, though not a player (you can knock out some pretty fucking stellar riffs on a kazoo, though). She doesn't seem to want to tell you more, but she does stand up, and you do too.

    Raising the golden band up to her face, she carefully reads out the inscriptions on it. You are both surrounded by a powerful bright light, and in a flash, you are gone.

    Is continuing in the next thread such a good idea? Do we want to waste space? If so, I will, but at the same time, others might not react favourably to it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)10:58 No.30377768
    >>30377706

    Wait for interdimensional travel to occur.

    Dude, who gives a fuck. Someone's going to bitch no matter what, and nobody really seemed to have a problem with it in this thread. Space is unlimited. You can't please everyone, but the new thread is where anyone who might be interested in joining is.

    Also I like that you're not doing the usual "You meet the main cast instantly" thing. OCs are shaky ground, but I like this one and you're doing a great job.
    >> PonyQuest™ Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)11:08 No.30377943
    >>30377768
    >>30377872
    continued!



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