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    270 KB MLP General NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)04:27 No.30373452  
    Time for Wonderbolts.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:28 No.30373465
    fuck yeah! I love the Thunderbolts! I like the team with Bullseye, Venom, and Song Bird on it!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:28 No.30373469
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    Hmm.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:29 No.30373470
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    Nah time for Applejack
    >> Jailbait 10/08/11(Sat)04:29 No.30373472
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    Wonderbolts you say?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:29 No.30373473
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    time for spiders
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)04:29 No.30373474
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    >>30373452

    Wonderbolts come back for another episode and have more lines.

    You want it /co/?
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)04:29 No.30373475
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    FUck that, it's time for sadponi
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:29 No.30373480
    >Posted all my Wonderbolts shipping last thread

    WELL FUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:29 No.30373481
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    No Shadowbolts allowed?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:30 No.30373485
    Is Rainbow Dash more talented than the Wonderbolts?
    Seriously, she can break the sound barrier.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:30 No.30373490
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    sadponi time
    >> SB 10/08/11(Sat)04:30 No.30373491
    >>30373473
    Aw, how cute. And look at Das--

    >wings
    >on a spider

    I'm going to have nightmares now.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)04:30 No.30373493
    >>30373485

    She's all speed and no finesse.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:30 No.30373494
    >>30373485
    Yeah, but she can't even fly straight
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:30 No.30373495
    >>30373474
    Who wouldn't want that.

    More of everything, broski, that's what S2 is all about.
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)04:30 No.30373497
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    But I haven't made any IRL ponies with the Wonderbotls yet...
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)04:31 No.30373501
    >>30373491

    But it's pider Dash, why would she hurt you.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 10/08/11(Sat)04:31 No.30373508
    >>30373474
    > dat spitfire

    Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay with that.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:31 No.30373514
    >>30373497
    Guess you'd better get to it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:32 No.30373517
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    How about we have a 'Crossovers that are fun to think about but difficult to create' thread?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/08/11(Sat)04:32 No.30373520
    >>30373497
    Maybe some good sky shots, them flying through real clouds.

    Do you have any flying poses, or would you have to make them?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:32 No.30373525
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    >>30373490
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:32 No.30373527
    >>30373452
    for a second i thought this was that johnny test episode where he gets turned into a pony
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:32 No.30373528
    Why doesn't Twilight use her magic horn and multiply her savings?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:33 No.30373533
    >>30373469
    >>30373469
    >>30373469

    Have we discussed this?
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)04:33 No.30373536
    >>30373517
    No! I said Wonderbolts!

    >>30373527
    That's horrible. Why is that a thing?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/08/11(Sat)04:34 No.30373548
    >>30373533
    Yeah, that synopsis was leaked about 2 weeks ago or something.

    Might have been one week.

    Regardless, it was eons ago in internet time.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:34 No.30373552
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    More like this
    >> AppleloosanPsychiatrist 10/08/11(Sat)04:34 No.30373554
    >>30373469
    The only reason I'm excited for this episode is that it means only a week until Luna's episode.

    And I'm not even a Luna fan or something, it's just that the sound of all that fanon and fanfiction burning around me will be oh so glorious
    >> Jailbait 10/08/11(Sat)04:34 No.30373555
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    >>30373533
    We've discussed this the first minute is was leaked
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:35 No.30373561
    >>30373517

    Humans in Equestria

    /topic
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:35 No.30373569
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    >>30373485
    Sure Rainbow Dash is great. The Thunderbolts want her on the team as soon as there's an opening
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:36 No.30373571
    >>30373527
    >That
    >Not 'a'

    Is there seriously a Johnny Test episode where he's a horse.

    If so: godfuckingdammit.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:36 No.30373574
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    Lauren Faust is a feminist cunt.
    Just kidding, she is a wonderful person and an inspiration for aspiring animators.
    >> Spitfire 10/08/11(Sat)04:36 No.30373579
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    Good news, everybody!

    Everyone in this thread is now an honorary Wonderbolt!


    No spiders or Shadowbolts.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:36 No.30373583
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    >>30373517
    This wouldn't be too hard to make, come to think of it.

    Hell, I can just imagine an episode where Captain Murphy becomes addicted to the new Magical Legend Ponies cartoon. More and more crewmembers become addicted and eventually there is a war between the fans and the people that hate the show.

    It ends with Sealab blowing up.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:36 No.30373585
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    >>30373579
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)04:37 No.30373587
    Am I late to the party if I just saw this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOcFkjmYrxc&feature=related

    Someone started cutting some onions in here as soon as I found it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:37 No.30373588
    >>30373469
    >Lesson Zero has escaped
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:37 No.30373589
    Ross is my favorite artist.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/08/11(Sat)04:37 No.30373595
    >>30373579
    I can't fly though. Isn't that a requirement?
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)04:37 No.30373596
    >>30373579

    Oh fuck yea- wait.

    >no wings

    Oh....
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:38 No.30373599
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    So do you think we'll see more of Dash trying to impress or look for a chance to join the Wonder Bolts this season? Or do you think maybe after the GGG mess, she will have given up or changed her mind about the whole idea, perhaps moving on to something else to shoot for?
    >> Spitfire 10/08/11(Sat)04:38 No.30373602
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    >>30373595
    >>30373596
    Did I say it was a requirement?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:38 No.30373604
    >>30373589

    He's okay when he's actually discussing his art and taking criticism instead of being a complete cunt and farting all over the thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:38 No.30373606
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    >>30373579

    No wings, partner.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 10/08/11(Sat)04:39 No.30373610
    >>30373602
    What exactly would I do then?

    Grounds crew? Planning/scheduling? Jetpack?
    >> Fluffy 10/08/11(Sat)04:39 No.30373612
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    >>30373520
    I have a few presets made, but I guess it would give me an excuse to make more.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:39 No.30373614
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    >>30373579
    Woohoo!
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)04:40 No.30373617
    >>30373602

    inb4 she makes us the waterboy.

    I'd still join, the wonderbolts are cool as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:40 No.30373620
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    >>30373579
    score! now to escape Rainbow Dash's stomach!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:40 No.30373622
    >>30373587
    if that voice were a tiny bit higher and a tiny bit softer, it would be perfect
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:40 No.30373625
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    >>30373517
    A Culexus Assassin winds up in Equestria.

    Twilight is tasked with making friends with it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:41 No.30373628
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    >>30373588
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:41 No.30373630
    >>30373579
    that's great and all but most of us humans cant' fly...at lest i think we don't.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)04:41 No.30373632
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    >>30373612
    Fuckity fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:41 No.30373634
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    You are knocked out of your pony-induced daze by a knock on your front door. You look over at your clock: it's 4:35AM. After making sure you're presentable, you walk part way to the door, then reconsider and grab whatever weapon you may have available. You return to the door, open it a crack, and are greeted by a man wearing a tuxedo and tophat. He introduces himself as Mr. Britson and asks if you might be so kind as to let him in.

    After considering, you place the weapon on the door-side table, behind the potted plant (or if it's a bigger, blunt instrument, you leave it leaning against the wall beside the table). He seems harmless, so you let him inside and close the door behind him. He makes his way to your living room without any trouble, despite the only light coming from your bedroom, and sits on your couch. You enter the living room, turn on a light, and sit across from him in your recliner.

    He tells you he's there to make you an offer. He knows how you pine to enter the world of Equestria. He tells you he can make this reality, that you can either go in human form or pony form to help you blend in, but on one condition: you must act as a scout for him. In one week, you will return to this world, and you will be required to tell him everything you learned about the ponies.

    Do you accept? You have only just met this man, but... how did he know about your desires?
    >> Jailbait 10/08/11(Sat)04:42 No.30373642
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    >>30373630
    >He doesn't have wings!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:42 No.30373649
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    >>30373630
    That's what fucking Jets are for
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:43 No.30373650
    >>30373642
    uh, sorry to burst your bubble, but neither do you
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:43 No.30373661
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    So now that everyone's a wonderbolt, what the fuck do we strive for next?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:44 No.30373666
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    >>30373620
    Too bad horses can't vomit
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:44 No.30373667
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    >>30373589
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:45 No.30373676
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    This anon is going to sleep. nightie-night
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:45 No.30373679
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    >>30373517
    No one's left.

    Everything's gone.

    Equestria is burning.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:45 No.30373681
    John Marston and Eric Foreman wind up in Equestria
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:45 No.30373682
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    >>30373649
    >glasses
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:46 No.30373684
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    >>30373666
    I know! I built a fucking bass in here! Shockwave keeps calling to laugh at me!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:46 No.30373692
    >>30373682
    >Glasses
    >Not goggles

    Don't be dumb anon.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:46 No.30373693
    >>30373661
    Airshow battle against those greasy Shadowbolts who have been flying in our airspace for air superiority.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:46 No.30373696
    >>30373634
    It is a trap. He is obviously some kind of Fae.

    Tell him we will think it over and after he lives try to make contact with a group of Hunters.
    >> cannes 10/08/11(Sat)04:47 No.30373699
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    >>30373625
    Ends in Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:47 No.30373702
    >>30373684
    >built a bass
    I didn't know you were a musician, Starscream.
    >> Spitfire 10/08/11(Sat)04:47 No.30373703
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    >>30373610
    >>30373606
    I think you guys missed the part where I said "honorary".
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:47 No.30373705
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    >>30373491

    Dont worry SB, spiders are your friends

    Look, they're even doing their part to keep your computer running optimal

    how nice of them
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:48 No.30373708
    >Luna gets one episode in Season 2
    >Gilda, Trixie, and Zecora are all dead
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:49 No.30373712
    >>30373693
    >implying we're not the greatest already and you're just old relics taking up all the aerial space
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:49 No.30373714
    >>30373667
    I puked
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:49 No.30373716
    >>30373708
    Fine with the first two, slightly saddened by the last, but worth it to rid us of the others.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:50 No.30373720
    >>30373705
    web3.0.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:50 No.30373723
    >>30373692
    I meant no air force in the world will accept someone who has vision problems. Ergo, if someone has glasses they will never get to fly a fighter jet.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:50 No.30373725
    >>30373696

    He informs you that there is no thinking this one over; it's a one time offer. He reminds you how many other people there are out there that would jump at this opportunity, should you refuse. You pause, and consider asking him a few questions.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:51 No.30373728
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    >>30373712
    Join Shadowbolts today!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:51 No.30373733
    >>30373634

    First, I'd laugh in his face. Hard. And I'd try to make it as believable as possible (if I don't laugh anyway from the absurdity). If he continues being serious, I'd ask him for more details. What would I scout exactly and why? Why would he need/want this information, and why me? I am but one of some several hundred thousand bronies who would want just as much to go to teh paughknees. I'd ask him how the hell he got his information, and how he knows Equestria exists in the first place.

    After like an hour of quesitoning, I'd have to think a bit. If I do go, and I tell him everything, will I be a better person for it? Would my time with the ponies (one week at that, a very short time) cause me to grow, or would it stunt me? I find it likely that I would fall into depression upon having to go back to Earth. The personal knowledge that a marshmellow pony filled utopia exists would fill me with incredible jealously, and I'd probably hate this world more than I already do. I'd draw to many comparisons to the unrealistic Equestria that I'd become despondent and even more cynical.

    If I don't take the offer, I'll just be full of what-ifs. The chance that never was, the possibility of what would be my wildest fantasy, yet I didn't take it.

    Either way, I'd probably come out of it much worse off. But hey, PONIES!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:51 No.30373735
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    >>30373712
    Keep out of our skies you trouble-making punks, or else!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:51 No.30373737
    >>30373725
    What is your true name?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:51 No.30373738
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    >>30373579
    Can I be a Wonderbolt too?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:54 No.30373755
    >>30373705
    IT'S TIME TO GET THE LIGHTER AND HAIRSPRAY OUT.

    PURIFY WITH CLEANSING FIRE
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:54 No.30373756
    >>30373716

    In my opinion, the ranking of one-shot characters(besides Luna) I'd like to have return is:

    1. Gilda
    2. Zecora
    3. Trixie(jesus fucking christ remove Snips and Snails)
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:55 No.30373763
    Only reason Rainbow Dash isn't in the Wonderbolts is because she's an egotistic pegasi who wants all the attention. Since wonderbolts is a team that works by coordination and timing, being fast and reckless doesn't work.

    That's why Rainbow Dash will never be a wonderbolt.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:55 No.30373765
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    >> SB !ZlaSz/6qeA!!gCqak4P3yIM 10/08/11(Sat)04:56 No.30373771
    so this is my first time in a MLP thread.
    what should i expect.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:56 No.30373773
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    >>30373745
    >>30373755

    it's ok bros just stay cool

    wanna clean ur computer?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:56 No.30373776
    >>30373763
    Perhaps there'll be some character development involved.

    Final episode of MLP: CMC get their cutie marks, Dash becomes a Wonderbolt
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:56 No.30373777
    >>30373771
    dicks
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:56 No.30373781
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    I try and try, but just can't get the ponies out of my head.

    I guess that makes me one of you guys.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)04:57 No.30373782
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    >>30373771
    You should expect ponies, silly.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:57 No.30373783
    >>30373771
    Madness and sibilant whispers.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:57 No.30373786
    >>30373733

    He informs you that he merely wants you to scout their world in general. Soak up as much information as you can while remaining inconspicuous. He suggests that remaining in human form may be the best choice, because they may take the initiative to introduce you to the Princess and you will be able to give him information on the Palace, but he tells you that he has no way of knowing how they would react to a human. He tells you that you need not worry about why he needs the information, reassuring you that he has no intent of malice, and then tells you that you are not his only scout. You consider this, and ask him how he does not know how they will react to humans if you are not the only scout, and he informs you that you are but his first scout. A very prestigious position, and it comes with a reward: if you do his deed, he will send you back after you give him the information, for as long as you want and (once again) in whatever form you please.

    He looks at his pocket watch (did he have that chain hanging out of his pocket before? You can't quite remember, but for some reason, you don't believe so), then back to you, raising his eyebrow. He is obviously implying impatience.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:57 No.30373788
    >>30373756
    >(jesus fucking christ remove Snips and Snails)

    And here I thought I was the only one who can't stand those two horrid characters.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:58 No.30373792
    >>30373771

    Wait... which SB are you?

    your name is already taken mang, and by someone we actually like
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:58 No.30373795
    >>30373773
    FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUCK.
    enough of the spiders you dicks.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:58 No.30373796
    >>30373770
    Anyone who lives like this needs to be punched.
    Hard.
    In the genitals or something./
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:58 No.30373797
    >>30373776
    Rainbow Dash will never be a Wonder Bolt.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:58 No.30373799
    >>30373792
    SB is an attnetion whore
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:59 No.30373801
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    >>30373773
    It's cute
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:59 No.30373802
    >>30373786
    Very well then, let me back a bag and I will go over as a human.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)04:59 No.30373803
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    >>30373797
    Too lazy to make a sad frog RBD.
    >> SB 10/08/11(Sat)04:59 No.30373805
    >>30373792
    There's a lot of SB's

    Me, Shoe Brony, formerly Sunny-Blitz, and a lot of people use it as shorthand for Sweetie Belle.

    And on FiMchan someone used it to refer to Slugbox. I swear I picked the worst initials...
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)04:59 No.30373807
    >>30373788

    Are you serious? Everyone fucking hates snips and snails.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)04:59 No.30373808
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    >>30373490

    HELLO.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:00 No.30373810
    >>30373788

    They completely ruin the atmosphere of the show. They're slow and misshapen. I could barely stand to watch Boast Busters because of them.
    >> Sousuke !!9DB4HjTVG3V 10/08/11(Sat)05:00 No.30373811
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    >>30373776
    >last episode:time skip
    >twilight and trixie started a magic academy for unicorns
    >sweetie belle is a singing prodigy thanks to sapphire shores and gets dresses from her sister
    one came dream right?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/08/11(Sat)05:00 No.30373813
    >>30373805
    We all know you're the best SB of the lot, SB.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:01 No.30373818
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    >>30373808

    I don't usually dump images. BUT WHEN I DO.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:01 No.30373819
    >>30373496
    I am... Disappointed.....
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:01 No.30373821
    >>30373808

    This is truly the saddest fanon.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:02 No.30373828
    >>30373811
    >>30373776

    C'mon guys, we all know that Twilight is slated to be the third ruler of Equestria. What's the balance between day and night called?

    inb4 dawn
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:02 No.30373829
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    >>30373807
    > hating on Snails
    > in 2011
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:02 No.30373831
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    >>30373821

    >Truly, these people are worse than Hitler
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)05:02 No.30373834
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    >>30373808
    This makes my inner substance abuser very sad.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:02 No.30373835
    >>30373807
    >>30373810
    Holy shit I thought everyone liked them, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks they suck.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)05:03 No.30373837
    >>30373835
    I loathe them
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373843
    >>30373807
    They sure get shipped enough. Maybe they are just fun to draw?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373845
    >>30373756
    >>30373788
    >>30373807
    >>30373810

    Well now that it's all out in the open...

    Fucking worst two characters ever
    >>30373835
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373846
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    SO I LIKE TO DRAW PONIES HAVING SEX

    LOLOLOLOL
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373847
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    >>30373828
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373848
    >>30373802

    He smiles, and tells you that there is no need. You stand up, ready to object, but suddenly fall to your knees. You feel weaker than you ever have before, and - thankfully - you lean back against the chair behind you. It is an uncomfortable pose, but certainly better than laying face down on your dirty carpet. He reminds you that you only have one week (for now, of course), and that this information is very valuable to him. You may not want to return after spending your week, and if not, there are a multitude of other things he can offer... if your information is satisfactory.

    He snaps his fingers, claps his hands, and says something in a foreign tongue that hurts your ears. Your vision begins to blur, you hear a ringing noise, and then... darkness. Later, you will appear in the Everfree forest, to be discovered by Fluttershy. She will bring you to her home, leave you in her bed, and hurriedly contact Twilight Sparkle with the news.

    (if you haven't already realized, this is supposed to be a prequel to the on-going CYOA that was started yesterday morning. I will continue it at a later date if he's okay with it.)
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373849
    >>30373838
    HAHAHA WORD PLAY
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373850
    Almost everyone hates Snips.

    Snails was hated, then some people started liking him, then he got overexposed, now he's just kind of middling.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373851
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    >>30373831

    HAHA! GET IT? LONELINESS!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373860
    >>30373845
    >Fucking worst two characters ever
    That's not how you spell Twist and Twist
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:04 No.30373861
    >>30373847
    I fucking SAW that coming too
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)05:05 No.30373866
    >>30373843

    >fun to draw

    More like fun to troll with.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:05 No.30373872
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    >>30373851

    Oh Dafty, you're hilarious! Take my children!
    >> Zst Xkn !QwJoo2wxDc 10/08/11(Sat)05:05 No.30373873
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    tryin out the ponies
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:05 No.30373874
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    >>30373828
    Dat delicious fanon
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:05 No.30373876
    >>30373834
    Wait, people have an "inner substance abuser"?

    Why is mine only one that shows?
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)05:05 No.30373877
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    >>30373851
    I get it and it's destroying my life
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:05 No.30373879
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    I'm mostly out of the loop. Is anyone planning on taking up the 1080p and 720p rips since Mentos said "fuck it"? The lack of super-quality in the future makes me sad.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:05 No.30373880
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    >>30373831
    This fanon?
    >> SB !ZlaSz/6qeA!!gCqak4P3yIM 10/08/11(Sat)05:07 No.30373889
    well I'll just keep this absurdley long trip so i stand out even more.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:07 No.30373893
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    >>30373872

    No fuck you asshole, geez, you're the worst.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:07 No.30373895
    >>30373879
    Mentos didn't say "fuck it".
    Troll HD, who supplied him with the raw HD TV rips, decided to stop.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:07 No.30373897
    >>30373879
    I seriously doubt there'll be a void for long.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)05:07 No.30373899
    >>30373876
    I try to keep mine drowned in booze, but I'm often unsuccessful.

    I'm mostly miserable when I'm not intoxicated.

    I'm mostly kidding. Also, ponies qualify as an intoxicant
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:07 No.30373903
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    >>30373860
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:07 No.30373907
    >>30373880
    It sure gets me every time. Poor Pinkie.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:07 No.30373909
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    >>30373807

    I don't, just indifferent to them.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:08 No.30373911
    >>30373889
    Who are you, where did you come from, what do you do, and what do you want to talk about aside from announcing you're here?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:08 No.30373912
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    >>30373879
    I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS SAME THING

    I AM SHOUTING WITH CAPS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THIS

    ALSO I POSTED A PICTURE
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:08 No.30373914
    >>30373786

    When will you be doing the CYOA? Because I am NOT missing this for the fucking world. I never get to participate in Bromont threads but I'll be damned If I don't participate in Super Pony Spy Adventures
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:08 No.30373918
    >>30373879
    I'm already doing 720p webrips, and at a third the size of what Mentos produced.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)05:08 No.30373919
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    >>30373880
    Holy fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:09 No.30373920
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    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:09 No.30373921
    >>30373848
    >(if you haven't already realized, this is supposed to be a prequel to the on-going CYOA that was started yesterday morning. I will continue it at a later date if he's okay with it.)

    Details, my good sir, give me some details about this Choose Your Own Adventure game. I love Quests.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:09 No.30373925
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    >>30373893

    WOW, WAY TO BE A DICK MATE, GOD. YES I SADDLE SORE.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:10 No.30373929
    >>30373873
    Why does a pony have a human shaped arse?

    WHY DO I CARE? THIS IS DUMB.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:10 No.30373930
    >>30373850
    >Snails was hated, then some people started liking him
    Two people. Weaver and Faceless.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:10 No.30373935
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    >>30373925

    LEVEL UP.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:11 No.30373937
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    >>30373925
    >>30373893
    >>30373872
    >>30373851
    >>30373831

    You ok there Dafty?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:11 No.30373941
    >>30373920

    This one hits hard.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:11 No.30373943
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    Unf
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:12 No.30373948
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    >>30373935
    Dammit Dafty.
    I shouldn't have given you that.
    I would post something cute but I'm a sucker for sad ponies.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:12 No.30373952
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    >>30373895

    Really? Well fuck, THAT would've been some useful information to put on the page. From the sounds of things I thought he had given up or something.

    Doesn't really help with the lack of HD downloads, but at least I'll have some closure now.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:12 No.30373956
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    >>30373937

    No need to worry little Anon, just that time of the day where I have anxiety induced posts. JUST GOTTA THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS.
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:13 No.30373959
    >>30373952
    http://anfosubs.wordpress.com/2011/09/25/my-little-ponyfriendship-is-magic-s2-episodes-01-and-02-the
    -return-of-harmony/#more-197
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:13 No.30373960
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    >>30373920
    Yeah Immortality's a bitch

    If you don't have it
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:13 No.30373961
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    I have been lurking pony threads for a consecutive 24 hours now. Time to fap to horses
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:13 No.30373965
    I want to touch the ponies by scratching their ears

    dont you?
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)05:13 No.30373966
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    >>30373948
    >>30373935
    >>30373925
    >>30373920
    WHY IS THIS SADNESS SO WONDERFUL
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:14 No.30373968
    >>30373948
    CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS GRAVE DIGGERS!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:14 No.30373969
    So why is Celestia so huge?
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:14 No.30373973
    >>30373965
    >not having a horse whose ears you can scratch
    They really love that shit, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:14 No.30373976
    >>30373969
    Steroids
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:15 No.30373978
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    >>30373956
    >Sad Derpy.
    Oh man, now you've done it.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:15 No.30373979
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    >>30373966

    BECAUSE I'M HERE, NOW STROKE MY EGO.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:15 No.30373980
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    >>30373969
    Because all the ponies are little.

    Duh.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:15 No.30373981
    >>30373961
    > only lurking for 24 hours straight
    > not fapping to ponies for 24 hours straight

    Fucking casuals.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:16 No.30373983
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    Why put yourself through pain, today is a great day!

    Today is FRIDAY
    technically saturday if you're a dick about that shit
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:16 No.30373984
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    >Sadness

    ELITE BEAT CRUSADERS! HEEEEEEEELP!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:16 No.30373985
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    >>30373966
    Don't know man but it's just...
    I don't know but sad ponies have this effect.
    And you know what's the worst part?

    You'll never be there to hug them and say that everything will be alright. That it will pass...
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:16 No.30373986
    >>30373979
    that fucking dash mouth
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:17 No.30373995
    >>30373981
    >Not masturbating every 25 minutes
    >Not carrying emergency pony porn to work/class

    Filthy fucking casuals
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)05:17 No.30373997
    >>30373979
    Crying ponies touches me in places I can't even describe, jesus christ.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:17 No.30374000
    >>30373986
    > animu ruins everything

    I know, its like the artist didn't even watch the show.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:17 No.30374001
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    >>30373984
    >CMC
    >EBA
    Well there goes the happiness of that little girl.
    Hope you're happy anon.
    She'll never get that gift now.
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:17 No.30374002
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    >>30373984
    >Sadness
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:18 No.30374008
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    >>30373978

    Don't worry Anon, I have something for you as well.

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgkrBTryVCfmAARA5ZCMTY4nTa2ta2-mhmdpxvipEoA/edit?hl=en&pli=1
    #%20
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:18 No.30374009
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    Here's a classic. Marker v0.5
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:18 No.30374012
    >>30373921

    It starts here, in the archive.

    http://arch.413chan.net/co30343529.html#30345019

    I'm not going to start a new one while this guy's got a pretty good one already going, but I felt compelled to try putting my own personal twist on it. I don't like the idea of just suddenly being there for no reason.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)05:19 No.30374013
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    >>30373997

    Have some actual show crying with Twilight.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)05:19 No.30374015
    >>30373985
    I dunno what's worse. Knowing that you can't comfort them, or seeing them go on uncomforted.

    Why the fuck am I crying? Fuck you /co/. I'm listening to sad music and crying about cartoon ponies.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 10/08/11(Sat)05:19 No.30374016
    Hey Faceless, if you're still here.

    Your waifu has officially joined Gore'n'Grimderp.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:19 No.30374017
    >>30374009
    Why would nobody attend her party? She's royalty.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:20 No.30374025
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    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:20 No.30374026
    >>30374009
    I remember this shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:20 No.30374027
    >>30374017
    Trollestia.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:20 No.30374030
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    >>30374013
    Here's sad Mac also from the show
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:20 No.30374032
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    >>30374025
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:20 No.30374033
    >>30374025
    And then you get hit by a bus.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:21 No.30374038
    >>30374013
    It just had to be twilight....why /co/...why.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:21 No.30374042
    >>30373848
    Tell us when this CYOA will continue, you enormous tease.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:21 No.30374044
    >>30374032
    I wish there was one with a guy sat at a mac with headphones on.

    Then I could relate
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:22 No.30374046
    >>30374033
    Driven by flaming bears while riding a tornado?

    Or that double decker bastard?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:22 No.30374048
    >>30374033
    >someday I will be a bus
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:22 No.30374054
    >>30374044
    >2011
    >using a Mac
    Kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:22 No.30374056
    >>30374048
    NO


    I WILL BE BUSSER
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)05:23 No.30374062
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    Hm, thought I posted the animooted one. Oh well, here you go.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:23 No.30374063
    >>30374054
    you arent even going to ask what for, are you?

    Im on my PC now, the mac has its place
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:24 No.30374067
    ask pinkamina updated
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:24 No.30374069
    >>30374042

    It's a prequel damn it!

    >>30374012

    I already get confused when trying to discern between the one my prequel is for, and the one Jr. apparently did today. We don't need three of these fucking things going on at once.

    ...or do we?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:25 No.30374073
    >>30374067
    man, I wish I could stop hearing about that boring tumblr
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:25 No.30374074
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    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:25 No.30374075
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    >>30373985

    I had a person for that once, now he's gone.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:25 No.30374076
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    Who is the best male pony?
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:25 No.30374080
    >>30374063
    There is no valid reason to use a Mac.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:25 No.30374083
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    >>30374073
    u stab?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:26 No.30374085
    >>30374080
    logic pro, you fool
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)05:26 No.30374089
    >>30374076

    >best male

    That goes to Soarin or Braeburn.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:26 No.30374092
    >>30374083
    >Get all grimdark
    >Suddenly dark comedy again

    MAKE UP YOUR MIND CROOKEDTREES
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:26 No.30374093
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    >>30374062
    YOU'RE TEARING ME APART.
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:26 No.30374094
    >>30374085
    Nope. Not a valid reason.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:27 No.30374097
    >>30374076

    Tom.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:27 No.30374098
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    >>30374067
    >>30374083
    >constantly reminded that the artist is a teenager
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:27 No.30374104
    >>30373907
    I think there's a version of this where Pinkie decides she's not going to live on insulin the rest of her life and goes out with one final fatal sugar binge.

    It might have just been a written fic, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:28 No.30374108
    >>30374094
    why is that not a valid reason?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:28 No.30374109
    >>30374098
    >CT
    >Teenager


    Mind of a teenager, yeah, but actually a teen, no.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:28 No.30374116
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    >>30374075

    I'M POSTING SAD PONIES AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:29 No.30374119
    >>30374109
    What, did he have a birthday?

    He was 19 last I checked.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:29 No.30374120
    >>30374104

    That's a fic, I forget what it's called. It's got Rarity going hurrdurr and trying to bring Pinkie back from the dead.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:29 No.30374121
    >>30374109
    Nigga, he's like seventeen or something.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:30 No.30374130
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    >>30374116

    I should actually make a folder for these.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:30 No.30374133
    >>30374121
    >17
    >Has that kind of skill
    >Be 19
    >Can't use digital paint for shit

    FFFUUUUUUUUCCCK
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:30 No.30374134
    >>30374069
    Of course we do, preferably at different times of the day so I can play in one of them. I want some Pony Quest damnit.
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:31 No.30374143
    >>30374108
    PCs can do audio just as well if not better and for a much lower price.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:33 No.30374160
    >>30374120
    Bittersweet maybe?

    I remember liking that fic, especially because of the sappy ending.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:34 No.30374165
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    >>30374130

    That's a great idea Dafty! Make love to me!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:34 No.30374169
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    >>30374008
    Derpys mom was a real bitch.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:35 No.30374172
    >>30374133
    a 17 year old makes these. Allow me to weep quietly in the corner

    >>30374143
    >just as well

    the quality of whatever you're recording comes from peripheral equipment. The main part of it is just how powerful the computer itself is. the rest is the DAW

    Logic is by far one of the higher range ones. Mac make it expensive, they make it ALL expensive and of course I am going to defend that. But god do they make logic powerful. The shit you can do with it is immense, plus its actually rather intuitive. And macs dont really break, which would normally just be a matter of -dont treat your computer like shit- but audio tech LOVES to fucking break so im ticking that as a plus.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:35 No.30374173
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    >>30374130

    >Not posting the colored one
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:36 No.30374176
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    >>30374133
    Start now. He's been painting for three years. And it's still stiff, low-energy, weeaboo/furry stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:36 No.30374177
    >>30374169
    Of course, how do think she got her derpy eyes?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:36 No.30374183
    >>30374172
    these even http://soundcloud.com/madeon
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:37 No.30374195
    >>30374176
    Do traditional skills transfer at all to Sai or PS?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:38 No.30374199
    >>30374172

    Please take this shit to /g/.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:39 No.30374202
    >>30374195
    nope

    enjoy learning everything over again
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:39 No.30374208
    >>30374199
    so we can stop ruining your post every 2 minute furry artist appreciation thread?

    we arent even arguing, just a friendly discussion that will be over soon
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:39 No.30374209
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    So in terms of someone making a Silent Hill pony game, I for one would like to hear this put into it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FooeMsnRvZU
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:39 No.30374210
    >>30374199
    >Apple vs Microsoft
    >CT's art
    >Sad ponies

    Welcome to /gicc/
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)05:40 No.30374211
    >>30374134

    Fuck it then, forget all the prequel stuff, I'll do my own. Be warned, though, this is my first time doing this shit.


    You wake up with a slight headache, light shining directly into your eyes. You feel like you're laying on a bed designed for someone much smaller than yourself, and try to recall just how hard you partied last night, when you remember your encounter with the supposed Mr. Britson. You open your eyes wide, and look around in shock; from what you remember, you're in what appears to be none other than Fluttershy's bedroom. You stop and listen, but it sounds like you're the only one there.

    You stand up from the bed, and begin considering your situation; were you brought here, or is this where Britson sent you? If you were brought here, they must not be too afraid, but it could've just been Fluttershy being her usual self. In any case, it is probably best to proceed with caution.
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:40 No.30374213
    >>30374172
    >And macs dont really break
    That's bullshit and you know it.

    There is absolutely no advantage to using a Mac for audio over a PC. Logic isn't a reason, as there is audio software for PCs that is just as powerful, and probably more powerful in some cases.

    Plus for the same price as a high end Mac you could get a PC with the exact same specs, a gaming laptop, multiple monitors, AND 500 boxes of Pop-Tarts.

    The only people who use Macs are retards or hipsters, and those categories usually overlap in this case.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:40 No.30374214
    >>30374195
    >>30374202
    Color theory is invaluable.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:40 No.30374215
    >>30374195
    Digital is another learned skill set in itself, but having traditional skills will only help. Having all the digital equipment in the world won't help you if you can't draw or paint.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:40 No.30374217
    >>30374211
    oh boy oh boy

    summon bear grylls
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:40 No.30374218
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    There isn't enough Rarity art.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:41 No.30374219
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    I wanna play this game...
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:41 No.30374222
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    >>30374209

    Some gameplay.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qc6o7znTA0
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:41 No.30374225
    >>30374208

    You may be having a friendly chat, but NH4NO3 is an angry underage retard who will shit up the thread for as long as he keeps getting attention.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)05:41 No.30374226
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    >>30374218

    I agree.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:42 No.30374227
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    >>30374218
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:42 No.30374228
    >>30374211
    Snoop around, look for anything useful
    >> Nettobooku !hAtsuNEzfo 10/08/11(Sat)05:42 No.30374233
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    >>30374172
    Keeping such an expensive computer around for a single program is silly. Learn one of the comparable DAWs for Windows.

    >And macs dont really break
    Yes they do.

    >>30374199
    Huehueheuheheuehehueh
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:43 No.30374234
    >>30374222
    >N64 level graphics

    DAT nostalgic charm
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)05:43 No.30374235
    >>30374217

    You attempt to summon your might to summon Bear Grylls, but realize you are too weak to do so at the time. You also recall that you can only do so three times in your life, and you have already done so twice in the past; it might be best to save this skill for later.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:43 No.30374236
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    >>30374226
    I was looking for more but shit nigga you're right
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:43 No.30374237
    >>30374210
    im not actually arguing apple is better. But for my purposes, I prefer them for this one function, yknow?

    >>30374213
    >more powerful in some cases
    not really. equally as potent, sure, but more powerful I doubt it. Reason, perhaps, but then reason you have to basically be an industry professional to really even want to use all the features

    >macs dont break
    mine hasnt, whereas my old audio PC broke in just two weeks. Maybe its a personal bias.

    I should probably point out the guy im doing production with also uses logic so there is also an ulterior motive too.

    >retards or hipsters

    huh, you're a being a bit of a douche about this. Have you even got any experience with music production?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:43 No.30374238
    >>30374235
    >>30374228
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:44 No.30374245
    >>30374237

    >Have you even got any experience with music production?

    You know very well that he doesn't.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:45 No.30374248
    >>30374233
    actually I did, and they worked okay, but fuck it me logic just functions for me.

    theres really no point arguing on DAWs because they just come down to a matter of taste
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)05:45 No.30374249
    >>30374228

    You check under the bed and find nothing. You proceed to check the dresser drawers and find a few of her outfits in one, and outfits for (you assume) Angel Bunny in another. There are still no noises downstairs.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:45 No.30374250
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    jesus dick why do people get so buttmad when macs and PCs are brought up?
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)05:45 No.30374251
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    Suddenly, Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:46 No.30374258
    >>30374249
    Run
    Like a bitch
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:46 No.30374260
    >>30374249
    Investigate the noises.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:46 No.30374261
    >>30374260
    >Investigate nothing

    Run.
    It's obvious you're being held to die
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:46 No.30374262
    >>30374258
    >>30374260
    He said there AREN'T any noises.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:47 No.30374269
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    >ammonium nitrate cant accept the fact that people use different operating systems than he does
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:48 No.30374275
    >>30374249
    Look outside or look for a clock, we need to figure out the approximate time.

    What are we wearing? Do we have anything with us?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:48 No.30374277
    >>30374250
    im not even arguing they are better, im just saying I prefer them for this ONE thing. Its not like they do it any worse than PCs.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:48 No.30374278
    >>30374262
    Investigate the LACK of noises.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)05:48 No.30374279
    >>30374260

    You briefly consider investigating the noises, when you remember that there are none.

    >>30374258

    For no apparent reason, you run downstairs (once again - for no reason - stuffing the outfit you were holding into your pocket) and freeze at the bottom of the stairs. On the couch is Fluttershy, still asleep, thankfully. You remember that you are for all intents and purposes in a cartoon, and that if you try to sneak past, you will probably alert her. You are not sure how she will react upon waking up.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:49 No.30374284
    >>30374279
    Wake her up
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:49 No.30374286
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    >>30374222
    >Fan game based on a fanfic
    >Hah, like I'd ever pl-
    >video

    I'M GONNA PLAY THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:49 No.30374288
    >>30374279
    I wouldn't want to bother her, try sneaking anyway
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)05:50 No.30374296
    >>30374275

    You look around in the compact living room, noticing a clock just above the couch. The numbers are squiggles, much like seen on Pinkie Pie's birthday cake, but you believe it to be 7:48AM. You look down and notice you are wearing your favorite shirt, a pair of jeans, and tennis shoes.
    >> Nettobooku !hAtsuNEzfo 10/08/11(Sat)05:50 No.30374298
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    >>30374250
    The computing industry is a testosterone fueled industry and everyone wants to be the big computer man who has chosen the best software.

    Of course it's pointless because everyone knows that these people are the Linux users.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:51 No.30374300
    >>30374279
    We need to replace that outfit we took, we don't want a bad first impression.

    To make sure we don't wake her up, don't try sneaking. Just go back upstairs
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:52 No.30374309
    >>30374296
    > remove clothes
    > wear Fluttershy's outfit
    > check manliness levels
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:52 No.30374314
    >>30374250
    Well, since Slashdot likes car analogies, lets try one here.

    Macs are a lot like bicycles with fixed gears. They're simple to an extent, but they don't really do anything useful outside of the basics, and despite the claims of the users, still break and usually because of horrible quality control by the manufacturer, and once something serious breaks you can't fix it and have to buy a new one.

    Meanwhile, the users think they're some kind of genius and a member of some super exclusive club for riding them, while at the same time talking down all the people driving to work in their cars despite the fact that the cars are more powerful, more useful, and in this case, are almost always cheaper unless you go for a high performance sports car since the bicycles cost $60,000.
    >> !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)05:52 No.30374315
    >>30374284
    >>30374288

    You have a brief internal conflict: escape, or wake her? You slowly make your way to the door, while keeping your eye on her the whole time, and something smacks the back of your head. You turn around and notice the remains of a carrot laying behind you on the floor. You look around, and see nothing, until you look back to the couch and notice that - oh crap - Fluttershy is now awake!

    She's staring at you, waiting for you to make the first move. How do you react?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:53 No.30374317
    >>30374296
    Do we have anything in our pockets?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:53 No.30374322
    >>30374315

    See.

    >>30374309
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:53 No.30374323
    >>30374315
    Break the nearest window and escape.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:53 No.30374324
    >>30374315
    >>30374317
    Spill spaghetti
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:54 No.30374325
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    Would Rarity give you a makeover? Would you let her?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:54 No.30374327
    >>30374315
    Greet her and make a run for the door
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:54 No.30374328
    >>30374315

    cum and start farting
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:54 No.30374329
    >>30374315
    Duck and roll!
    DUCK AND ROLL!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:54 No.30374330
    >>30374315
    Put out my dick and start fapping
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)05:54 No.30374333
    >>30374317

    A wallet, car keys, and cellphone.

    >>30374322

    You briefly consider trying the outfit on, but then remember it is intended for Angel Bunny (although you doubt she ever convinced him to wear it) and that it would never fit you.
    >> Nettobooku !hAtsuNEzfo 10/08/11(Sat)05:54 No.30374334
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    >>30374222
    Well that looks awesome. Blender engine too. I didn't know people used that.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:55 No.30374335
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    >>30374211

    >Pony Quest

    IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS SHIT MADE IN 5 MINUTES ON MSPAINT.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:55 No.30374336
    >>30374328
    >>30374329
    >>30374330
    Goddamitall guys
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:55 No.30374340
    >>30374314
    >claims mac users think they're better than everyone else
    >argues about computers on the internet until he feels he's convinced everyone of his opinion
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:56 No.30374341
    >>30374333
    Say hello. Make sure we sound timid, confused, and unsure.
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:56 No.30374342
    >>30374277
    Owning an expensive computer just to do ONE thing when you could just use a much cheaper PC that does that one thing just as well and can actually do other things too is retarded no matter how you try to spin it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:56 No.30374345
    >>30374333
    Try to communicate by raising middle finger high and proud

    everyone knows it means "i come in peace"
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)05:56 No.30374346
    >>30374334

    I think I'd rather have Twilight as the main character though, but maybe I'm just being pissy because it's pinkamina.
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 10/08/11(Sat)05:56 No.30374350
    >>30374340
    Welcome to the internet. Since this is your first time, I hope you enjoy your stay.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:56 No.30374351
    >>30374314
    Im not defending macs here, but you decided to act a douche about this so how about we look at this a bit more closely?
    >Macs are a lot like bicycles with fixed gears. They're simple to an extent, but they don't really do anything useful outside of the basics
    in this case thats simply not true. For my purposes they are incredibly capable.

    >Meanwhile, the users think they're some kind of genius and a member of some super exclusive club for riding them,

    I dont, but apparently I have seriously offended you by having the nerve to want to use one. Doesnt that mean this applies to you even more so?

    >more powerful
    well, no, to get an equally powerful mac you spend more, i dont deny that, but PCs arent by default more powerful.
    >more useful
    almost entirely subjective
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:57 No.30374353
    >>30374325
    The more you look at this frame, the more ridiculous it gets.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)05:57 No.30374356
    >>30374323
    >>30374327
    >>30374329

    Among general thoughts of perversion and /v/-related memes, one thought is imperative: escape! You muster a quick "hello," then roll to the nearest window (like a total badass, not to toot your own horn or anything), and jump into it. Unfortunately, the glass is amazingly strong, and you merely bounce off and land on your back. The wind has been knocked out of you, and you are incapacitated for a few seconds. You hear hoofsteps and begin to panic.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)05:58 No.30374360
    >>30374356
    Why do you start this shit when it's 5AM? This is awesome BTW. Now I'm going to have to read it from the archives.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:58 No.30374361
    >>30374356

    Haha why are we constantly making asses of ourselves in these things?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:58 No.30374363
    >>30374356
    QUICK

    START FAPPING
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:58 No.30374368
    >>30374356
    COMMUNICATE

    COMMUNICAAATE
    >>30374345

    SAVE YOURSELF
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:58 No.30374370
    >>30374356
    Well, We're not getting anywhere from there, just wait. Embarrassed.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:59 No.30374373
    >>30374356
    Scramble away. Do not make eye contact.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)05:59 No.30374374
    >>30374356

    Smash your head against the window repeatedly hoping that you will break it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)05:59 No.30374376
    >>30374361
    Because we are being powered by a board that isn't /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:00 No.30374378
    >>30374342
    what else would I use it for?

    seriously computers dont start and end and how powerful they are, if you dont understand how im using it then why get so mad?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:00 No.30374381
    7 days and 2 hours left guys
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:00 No.30374383
    >>30374356

    >agree to sign contract with the devil just because you want to go to ponyland so badly
    >get to ponyland
    >first thing you do is try to jump through a window to get away from ponies

    FULL FUCKING RETARD
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:00 No.30374384
    >>30374356
    Enable cloaking devices, we'll give those romulans what for.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:00 No.30374385
    >>30374361
    Acting normal wouldn't be any fun, would it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:01 No.30374389
    >>30374385
    >>30374385
    >>30374385
    this one thousand times over

    being a weird ass in quests is fun
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)06:01 No.30374392
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    Updated
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:01 No.30374394
    >>30374368

    You attempt to say "I come in peace," but all you can manage is "I... come..." You look up and notice Fluttershy staring down at you, a worried look on her face.

    >>30374370

    You wait, and she says "you... you can talk?" You flinch, and she screams, fleeing in a comical manner. After a few seconds, you prop yourself up, and notice her staring at you from behind the couch. You try to stand up, and she screams again, running outside and yelling for help.

    Shit. This is bad.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)06:02 No.30374398
    >>30374387

    >he thinks most of us want to play dating sims

    I'm sure there are a few people that do, but I'm fucking waiting for ponykart and fighting is magic, this new game looks interesting too.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:02 No.30374403
    >>30374394
    Hide yourself, ENABLE CLOAKING DEVICES

    THOSE ROMULANS ARE DEADLY
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:02 No.30374404
    >>30374394
    Run outside, what do we see?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:02 No.30374406
    >>30374387

    Ever heard of Fighting is Magic?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:03 No.30374408
    >>30374286
    Won't happen, but what if all this fanshit got a real, actual developer to throw some serious money behind a pony game?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:03 No.30374409
    >>30374398
    What's this ponykart you're talking about?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:03 No.30374410
    >>>/tv/18795829

    Pony favor has officially struck /tv/.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)06:03 No.30374411
    >>30374394

    inb4 they take you out to Ponyville square and publicly execute you.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:03 No.30374412
    >>30374394

    Cover yourself in peanut butter, put a box on your head with eye holes and walk into town doing a zombie walk while chanting "I AM ONE OF YOU, LOVE MEEEEEEE"
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)06:04 No.30374420
    >>30374409

    The racing game that hoppip is working on.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:04 No.30374423
    >>30374409

    http://ponykart.net/
    http://www.mane6.com/

    Check out these sites if you haven't.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:05 No.30374425
    >>30374403

    You attempt to enable your cloaking device, but realize either you forgot it at home or you were just really drunk that night you used it to escape from the police and you haven't really had one all along. You probably just left it at home though.

    >>30374404

    You run outside, and the first thing you see is... is that Rainbow Dash... flying straight for you? Oh shit it is!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:05 No.30374427
    >>30374394
    Go outside.

    Sit down and prepare to amaze the ponies with our maths skills.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:05 No.30374432
    >>30374425
    DUCK!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:05 No.30374434
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    >>30374425
    WARP FACTOR 5, ENGAGE.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:05 No.30374438
    >>30374425

    DUCK LIKE A BITCH, then try to plead for mercy.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:06 No.30374439
    >>30374425
    Say you're a representative for the Wonderbolts and you can put a good word in for her if she doesn't clothesline you!
    >> Nettobooku !hAtsuNEzfo 10/08/11(Sat)06:06 No.30374440
    >>30374346
    I dunno. I don't mind Pinkamina there, but it could work with Twilight as well.

    I've never liked referring to her as Pinkamina actually. That name was leaked at least a week before CMC so in my mind it just refers to Pinkie, not specifically to her straight-haired variant.

    >>30374387
    Hey are you that same guy? It seems resistance is futile.

    >>30374398
    >>30374406
    Fighting is Magic will be incredible. Just the amount of attention to detail they're paying is incredible. It will be no ordinary fangame.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:06 No.30374443
    >>30374425
    Dodge.

    I wish there was a dice rolling function here.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:07 No.30374445
    >>30374440
    Fighting is Magic is out now?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:07 No.30374450
    >>30374434
    BUT WHY USE THE LOWEST CONVENIENT SPEED, CAPTAIN?!
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:08 No.30374451
    >>30374432
    >>30374434
    >>30374438

    You duck, but halfway down, she runs right into you, propelling you back into Fluttershy's house and into the wall! Once again, the wind is knocked out of you, and you offer only a thin squeal in pain. Dash, being a cartoon character, recuperates in only seconds. You, however, can't move. You hear more hoofsteps, and you begin panicking again.

    "I've got him in here, guys!" Dash yells, oblivious to the pain you're in.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)06:08 No.30374456
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    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:08 No.30374457
    >>30374445
    Sadly, it isn't.

    >>30374451
    Whimper loudly.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:08 No.30374458
    >>30374445
    no. itll be out next few years.
    >> Nettobooku !hAtsuNEzfo 10/08/11(Sat)06:08 No.30374461
    >>30374445
    >will be incredible
    I wish. But sadly no.
    >> SweetieBelle !CMC.Ck3mQI 10/08/11(Sat)06:09 No.30374462
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    >>30374410
    Where have YOU been?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:09 No.30374463
    >>30374450
    BECAUSE I SAID SO
    >>30374451
    DAMN IT

    Pass out, like a bitch.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:09 No.30374465
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    >>30374451
    Fuuuuuuuuck I can't go to bed now this is getting good.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:09 No.30374466
    >>30374451

    Summon a shoggoth.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:09 No.30374469
    I only regret not seeing the end of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:09 No.30374473
    >>30374451
    Curl into a ball on the floor and whimper in pain.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:09 No.30374474
    >>30374451
    Surrender. You're surrounded and you're only going to get yourself in worse shit if you try anything.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:10 No.30374478
    >>30374222
    NO

    JESUS CHRIST NO

    YOU GODDAMNED PONYFUCKERS RUIN EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR, I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN SILENT HILL

    I WILL FIND THE CREATOR OF THIS GAME AND PERSONALLY RAPE HIM UNTIL HE STOPS PRODUCTION
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:10 No.30374481
    >>30374451
    Wait until she can see you, and fall down to the floor, writhing in pain.

    She would probably not assault something that's wounded to incapacitation.


    hopefully.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:10 No.30374482
    >>30374451
    Reach out and latch onto Rainbow Dash.
    If I'm going down, I'm taking her with me.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)06:10 No.30374483
    >>30374466

    I'a Dagon, I'a Hydra.

    This shit won't work and you know it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:11 No.30374490
    >>30374451
    Tell them you mean no harm.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)06:12 No.30374492
    >>30374478
    Oh quit being an over-sensitive whiny bitch.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:12 No.30374493
    >>30374490
    Yes, but you are out of breath.

    use the hand signal
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:12 No.30374497
    >>30374478

    Cry about it.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)06:12 No.30374499
    >>30374478

    I wonder how this game will play, will the enemies be like from SH3 where they're all humans, or in this case ponies, and you're fucking hallucinating and are actually killing them?
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:13 No.30374503
    >>30374457
    >>30374463
    >>30374466
    >>30374473
    >>30374474

    You whimper, and begin trying to remember your lawyer's phone number, and consider attempting to summon a shoggoth. You realize these are irrational thoughts and you might have a concussion right before you pass out, the last thing you hear being "jeez, I think you killed it!"

    You wake up later, once again in Fluttershy's bed, now surrounded by Fluttershy, Dash, AJ and Twilight. You move slightly, and AJ says "you best just stay still, sugarcube, unless you want any more bruises." You're shocked by the tone of her voice, but you comply.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:13 No.30374504
    >>30374222
    Is this Equestria Online?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:13 No.30374505
    >>30374493
    Ponys don't have hands, wouldn't that just be threatening to them?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374511
    >>30374503
    I'd just say "what just happened?"
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374512
    >>30374503
    Hand signal.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374513
    >>30374503
    Ask for a piece of paper, if we get one demonstrate our understanding of the Pythagorean Theorem.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374514
    How do I force myself to like this show?

    I've seen season one three times through and I just don't like it.

    Should I watch it through again?
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374515
    >>30374503

    Start cursing at them because of the pain they caused you to be in.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374517
    >>30374503
    Start loudly singing sea shanties.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374519
    >>30374503
    Try to speak. "Peaceful" should be enough for now.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374520
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    >>30374440
    >Hey are you that same guy? It seems resistance is futile.
    The one who posted with all STALKER images and brought up BerryBoy? Yeah. Yeah, I am.
    ...
    ...
    ...
    I think I see the appeal now. A little. I feel so dirty.
    >> Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs!!95bqQSCLlp5 10/08/11(Sat)06:14 No.30374521
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    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:15 No.30374523
    >>30374503
    Stare wide-eyed at AJ and try to explain that you don't know why you're there, and that you were just scared because you just woke up here
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:15 No.30374527
    >>30374503

    Wonder quietly if I should ask for Lyra.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:15 No.30374529
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    >>30374478

    We won't stop till there is a pony version of every game.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)06:15 No.30374532
    >>30374514

    Why are you trying to force yourself to like it? It's fine if you don't bro, it's just a cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:16 No.30374534
    >>30374514
    I guess you just don't like this show then, there's nothing wrong with it, I didn't like Adventure Time though people said it was good.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 10/08/11(Sat)06:16 No.30374535
    >>30374529
    >A.J. The Extra Equestrial

    NO.
    NOOOO.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:17 No.30374542
    >>30374535
    That would be glorious.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:17 No.30374543
    >>30374514
    If you don't like it then you don't have to watch it. You shouldn't force yourself to watch something if you have no interest in it.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:17 No.30374545
    >>30374529

    >Viewtiful Dash

    Not sure if want.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:17 No.30374547
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    >>30374514

    Why the hell would you force yourself to do that if you don't even like it?

    Oh God, don't tell me a bunch of your friends are pushy-ass fags who keep insisting you watch the show with them.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:17 No.30374551
    >>30374515

    You mutter a few obscenities, but only receive curious glances in response. You deduce that these ponies are completely unfamiliar with curse words.

    >>30374511

    You ask them what happened, then

    >>30374513

    you quickly ask for a piece of paper. They look to Twilight, who provides you with a piece of paper and a pencil. You quickly write down what you remember of the Pythagorean Theory, and show it to Twilight. She seems confused; they seem to have trouble reading anything you write, despite being able to understand you when you speak.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)06:18 No.30374553
    >>30374545

    I'd play that, however I don't think Dash would ever use the slow down feature. Mach Speed and Zoom all the way.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:18 No.30374556
    >>30374513

    That's a good instinct, but they speak English... we should be in the clear.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:19 No.30374563
    >>30374551
    Ask Dash why she attacked you
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:19 No.30374564
    >>30374551
    Get naked. They fear you because you're clothed.

    Hide your boner in shame.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:20 No.30374568
    >>30374551

    Ask why I'm being held here... and what time it is... and how serious my injuries are.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:20 No.30374569
    >>30374551

    Quickly roll out of the bed and scamper to safety.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:20 No.30374571
    >>30374565

    THEY SPEAK ENGLISH
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:20 No.30374573
    >>30374551
    Fine then.

    Draw a triangle. Put three marks next to the shortest part, five marks at the hypotenuse, and four make at the unmarked side.

    we are going to dazzle these ponies with our understanding of math and numbers.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:20 No.30374575
    >>30374551
    Crudely draw pictures of yourself having poni sex. Preferably with Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:20 No.30374576
    >>30374565
    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:20 No.30374577
    >>30374551
    Do we get an answer to the question?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:20 No.30374579
    >>30374551
    We have to communicate on equal terms.

    Start yodeling.
    Yodel hard.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:21 No.30374588
    >>30374551
    Tell them they caught me off guard and if I don't get some answers soon somepony is getting raped.
    >> !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:21 No.30374590
    >>30374563

    You ask Dash why she attacked you. While waiting for a response, you flip the piece of paper over and draw yourself holding hands with all four of the ponies in the room, but remember to stop yourself before including Pinkie and Rarity. That could be a big mistake.

    >>30374564

    You briefly consider stripping, but do not want them to compare your cock to a horse cock, and remain clothed.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:22 No.30374595
    >>30374571
    No. We speak Equestrian.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:23 No.30374606
    >>30374590
    Explain that you've been sent to learn about friendship, and that you've been placed into this form as a challenge for the ponies; they have to learn to love you despite your alien appearance.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:23 No.30374607
    >>30374590
    see
    >>30374573

    it's a well known fact that monsters cannot do math, if we do with for them it's like a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:23 No.30374609
    >>30374590
    Draw a phallus on the back of the paper and hand it back to Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:24 No.30374610
    >>30374590
    >What
    >DO
    >THEY
    >ANSWER
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:24 No.30374614
    >>30374590
    Ask who the most well-read around is, not hinting towards twilight to break the fourth wall. If you could talk to her in privacy that'd be perfect because the others might have issues trying to get over what you are and how much you know.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:25 No.30374628
    >>30374590
    How bad are you injuries, and how surrounded are you?

    Try moving around a bit, to see if anything's broken. And to get a better view of the room.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:25 No.30374631
    >>30374590

    CAST A FIREBALL!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:26 No.30374634
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    >>30374410
    I like this guy.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:26 No.30374636
    >>30374607

    Dude, AJ has trouble with addition, Dash slept through classes, and Fluttershy spent her teen years in the woods. Let's stick to verbal.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:27 No.30374646
    >>30374575
    >>30374588

    You consider drawing crude porn and threatening rape, but remember that they could probably beat the shit out of you if they wanted to, and decide against it... for now.

    >>30374579

    You attempt to yodel, but are still pretty weak, so all you manage is "yoohoo."

    >>30374606

    You tell the ponies that you have been sent to learn about the magic of friendship, and that you are also there to impose a challenge; they must accept you despite appearing so alien to them. Twilight asks "who sent you?" to which you reply "a very powerful man." She asks who this powerful man is, but you act as if you are too weak to answer.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:27 No.30374651
    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Pyro
    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Scout
    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Sniper

    You don't have anything to do with this, do you?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:27 No.30374656
    Man I have better things to do.

    *keeps reading*
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:27 No.30374659
    >>30374646

    CAST A FIREBALL.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:28 No.30374662
    >>30374636
    And Twilight is a fucking savant. We show her we can do math and we get her on our side.

    Right now we are alone in a room full of things that can kill us in a truly staggering variety of ways.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:28 No.30374664
    >>30374646
    Complain about your injuries. Play to their sympathies, specifically Fluttershy. Even if you aren't badly hurt, you know they won't attack you if you're injured. Invoke sympathy to your condition.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:28 No.30374666
    >>30374651
    No. Ask ponychan or /b/.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:29 No.30374674
    >>30374646
    First of all, did they answer the questions "What just happened", "Why did RD attack me" and so forth?

    Second, ask if I could get a medical check for broken bones.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:29 No.30374676
    >>30374646
    Apologize for our earlier behavior, we were kind of freaking out.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:30 No.30374683
    >>30374646
    Ask them to make you some spaghetti
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:30 No.30374684
    >>30374634
    naw, hes a cunt
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:31 No.30374695
    >>30374610

    You flinch, realizing you missed Dash's answer. You ask again why she attacked you and she says "Fluttershy told me she found you, and wanted me to stick close in case you tried to hurt her when you woke up."

    >>30374614

    You ask who the most well-read is, and Twilight steps forward. You ask if you may speak in private, but she says "anything you have to say to me can be said to my friends." They all nod in agreement.

    >>30374628

    You try to move a little, and while sore, nothing feels broken.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:32 No.30374701
    >>30374695
    Ask how and where we were found.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:32 No.30374704
    >>30374695
    Explain that you're not a violent person if you get at least 5 hours of video games a day. Laugh nervously.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:32 No.30374708
    >>30374695

    Tell them about horses on Earth, i'm sure they'll love it.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:33 No.30374709
    >>30374695
    >>30374701
    Ask how we wound up in Fluttershy's bed, where the found us, etc. Need details of the circumstances
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:33 No.30374717
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    >>30374651
    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Scout#Basic_Strategy
    Gah! What the flying fuck!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:33 No.30374721
    >>30374695
    Show them the ways of math and science and dazzle them with the intellectual advancements of mankind.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:36 No.30374743
    >>30374695
    Tell them Discord has escaped, and if they don't work with you immediately their world is doomed.

    Use a bit of fourth wall breaking to convince them you know what you're talking about (the elements, Twilight's on-going search for the "meaning of friendship", and so on).
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:36 No.30374745
    >>30374659

    You attempt to cast a fireball, but nothing happens. You surmise that you were - once again - very drunk that one time you did it to piss off your ex-girlfriend.

    >>30374664
    >>30374674

    You moan in pain, and ask why they didn't take you to a doctor. They all look at Twilight, who blushes and lowers her head in embarrassment. "I, uh... didn't think of that."

    >>30374676

    You apologize to Fluttershy for how you acted before, and tell her that you were merely frightened. Her head perks up at this; she has trouble grasping the idea of someone being afraid of her.

    >>30374683

    You ask them to make you some spaghetti. They don't appear to know what spaghetti is. You pity them.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:37 No.30374754
    >>30374745
    Ask them if you can get up
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:38 No.30374765
    >>30374745
    How and where were we found? How did we wind up in the bed before we left it the first time.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:38 No.30374766
    >>30374745
    >>30374754
    Request to be able to stand up. Make sure they understand that you know they can and will take you out again if need be. Make it clear you know you're vulnerable, and won't do anything stupid.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:38 No.30374768
    >>30374745
    Tell them you know much more about them then they could even know about themselves. Proceed to ramble fourth-wall breaking facts from the show.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:39 No.30374772
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    >>30374745

    Start emitting radiation and pull this face as they start twitching on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:39 No.30374773
    >>30374745
    Tell Twilight not to worry, We (or do you use "I" in quests?) were just worried that we might've broken some bones.
    If allowed to stand up, try to do so, to see if the bones were broken.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:39 No.30374774
    >>30374745

    Tell them the truth, the element of honesty is right there after all:

    A powerful wizard from your homeland has sent you here to observe ponykind so you can learn about the magic of friendship. You are to "report" your findings back to him in one week.

    Tell them you're here for simple observation, and would love to start learning as soon as convenient.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:40 No.30374779
    DAMNIT, I've only got 15 more minutes!
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:41 No.30374790
    >>30374701
    >>30374709

    You ask them where you were discovered, and Fluttershy says she found you in the Everfree Forest. You ask what she was doing there, and she mumbles something incoherently.

    >>30374704

    You tell them that you are not violent as long as you get five hours of vidya gaems a day, and AJ raises her eyebrow, clearly ready to attack if need be.

    >>30374708

    You tell them that on Earth, horses are stupid creatures that defecate wherever they please. They aren't sure what Earth is, but they decide the rest of your sentence is due to a possible concussion.

    >>30374754

    You ask if you can stand up, but Fluttershy says it would probably be best to stay in bed for now.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:42 No.30374798
    >>30374790
    Say FUCK THAT and punch that fucking smug look off AJ's face
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:42 No.30374803
    >>30374790
    I love you
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:43 No.30374809
    >>30374790
    Ask them what we would need to do to be able to get out of bed.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:43 No.30374817
    >>30374790
    Wonder out loud why the flying fuck it is that everytime somebody gets teleported to Equiestria, you always end up in the everfree forest.
    Tell them that the line about violence was just a joke, and that you're not really violent.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:44 No.30374818
    >>30374790
    Your efforts are appreciated, trust me.

    Say that you don't remember anything before you woke up here, and that you have seen them all in your dreams before. Vivid dreams, maybe describe one. (Don't be too 4thwall breaking, just say you know who they are.)
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:45 No.30374826
    >>30374818
    nope nope nope

    no breakin the 4th wall motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:45 No.30374827
    >>30374790
    Start serenading them with the song of your people.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:45 No.30374836
    >>30374790
    Yes, believe me, this is the best time I've had in /co/ for weeks. Too bad that everytime somebody makes a quest I'm either at school or some other task.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:46 No.30374837
    >>30374790
    Tell them that your species has successfully wiped out hundreds of other species before in the past and has proven to be the most violent, and spiteful, yet intelligent. So watch your words ponies.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:46 No.30374842
    >>30374826
    Okay, maybe not "who they are", but it isn't 4thwall breaking to say you've seen them in your dreams. That's not an uncommon storytelling device.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:46 No.30374844
    >>30374842
    noooooooooooooope.exe

    fuck off
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:46 No.30374848
    >>30374766

    You tell them that you don't mean any harm, and that you're aware you are the vulnerable one in this situation. The rest seem to believe you, but AJ still seems skeptical.

    >>30374768
    >>30374774

    You act as if you have remembered Twilight's previous inquiry, and inform them that you were sent here by a powerful wizard from your world, who asked you to observe them for a week. You mention that he seemed to have a particular interest in Celestia, and this sets the ponies on their guard - except for Fluttershy, who seems to be warming up to you.

    >>30374798

    You feebly reach out towards AJ, but she quickly backs away, staring daggers at you.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:46 No.30374849
    >>30374410
    Oh god, bronies meet Abatap, Abatap meet bronies.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)06:48 No.30374863
    >>30374848

    Sure is medical help in here. Fuck them, get up and trek through the forest to ask zecora for some help. They're just gonna sit and gawk at you anyway, come back when you're better.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:48 No.30374868
    >>30374848
    Stare doubledaggers back at the bitch

    did i mention i hate AJ?
    whack her good when we get the chance
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:50 No.30374887
    Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, the next post is the last I'm gonna see here.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:51 No.30374899
    >>30374848
    "So, are we gonna just sit around like a bunch'a lumps on a lump? Or are we gonna par-TAY!?"
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)06:51 No.30374900
    >>30374848

    Say to them, "Oh don't get your manes in a knot, if I was here to harm the princess, I would of been equipped and not defenseless."
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:53 No.30374919
    >>30374848
    roll damnit
    ROLL

    GRAPPLEJACK AND CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HER
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:53 No.30374921
    >>30374848
    Gingerly feel our head to make sure we don't have any concussions.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:54 No.30374930
    >>30374887

    (I'll continue it tomorrow at 3AM CST and I'll be sure to wrap up whatever point we got to when I do.)

    >>30374863

    You remember what you always told yourself you would do in this situation: ask Zecora for help. You try to stand, but Fluttershy quickly forces you back down. You're surprised by just how strong she is. She tells the others that it's time for you to get some rest, and they reluctantly leave. Twilight says she'll be back early tomorrow morning to talk more.

    >>30374868

    You stare daggers at AJ as she leaves. She doesn't seem to notice.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:54 No.30374931
    >>30374848
    Gently reach out to fluttershy and stroke her mane, as she seems to be warming up to you.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:55 No.30374937
    >>30374930
    Quickly admire the hot flanks of the ponies as they exit the room.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)06:56 No.30374949
    >>30374930
    Call out for Fluttershy as they're leaving. Make some crocodile tears and ask for something to eat, maybe some water.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:56 No.30374953
    >>30374930
    Damnit, if I can't sleep at night then when can I sleep?

    If the quest is still going let's try and get some shuteye.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:57 No.30374955
    >>30374930
    Get distacted by those bipches' HOT ASS as they leave
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:57 No.30374958
    >>30374930
    Wake up in the middle of the night.

    Make sure nobody is awake

    Sneak the fuck out of there
    I MEAN DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID TO YOU
    KNOCKED YOU OUT COLD
    BELITTLED YOU
    ACCUSED YOU

    PLAN REVENGE
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:57 No.30374962
    >>30374930
    Ask Fluttershy for a glass of water.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)06:57 No.30374963
    >>30374900

    You assure Fluttershy that you aren't here to harm the Princess. To be honest, you're not sure what you need to know about her; the wizard was very vague. She says she believes you.

    >>30374921

    You feel around your head for any lumps, but don't find any. You're not sure if a concussion causes swelling, in fact, you're pretty sure it doesn't, but you're not a doctor so what the fuck do you know. You decide to hope for the best.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:58 No.30374970
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    >>30374937
    Shit man make sure Fluttershy doesn't catch you checking the others out.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:58 No.30374974
    >>30374930
    What's 3AM CST on GMT?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:59 No.30374978
    >>30374974
    +5, so 8
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)06:59 No.30374979
    >>30374963
    Attempt to seduce fluttershy with your otherworldly alien wit.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:00 No.30374985
    >>30374978
    so...10 am on GMT+2? I've gotta wake up early.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:00 No.30374987
    >wake up
    >quest is happening
    >have no idea what the situation is
    feels bad, man
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:00 No.30374988
    >>30374970
    Admire the flanks, regardless of Fluttershy's awareness.
    If she catches you, make it look like you were wondering why they all have logos on their butts.

    Use this as an excuse to get naked in front of Fluttershy.
    >> !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:00 No.30374998
    >>30374931

    You reach out and stroke her mane. She seems uncomfortable at first, but then smiles.

    >>30374949
    >>30374962

    You stop, and ask her if she has anything to eat or drink. She hurries downstairs.

    >>30374958

    While she's gone, you consider escaping, but realize that hiding in the woods for the rest of the week would probably upset Britson. You stay put.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:01 No.30375002
    >>30374963
    Go ahead and apologize for anything inappropriate or insulting we say or do, the wizard might have made us schizophrenic.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:01 No.30375010
    >>30374985
    I think so. what timezone is ponis in?
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:01 No.30375012
    >>30374998

    Quickly spring out of bed, pull a big happy smile and start throwing confetti, streamers and candy corn. Act whimsical as fuck, but make sure to sing this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:01 No.30375015
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    >>30374998
    Is Fluttershy alone?
    Weak and Helpless?

    if so, you know what must be done
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:02 No.30375018
    >>30374998
    Quickly toss all articles of clothing out the nearest window.
    Jump back into bed.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:02 No.30375021
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    >>30375015

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MibaIakB6-g
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:03 No.30375030
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    >>30375018
    >>30375015
    >>30374988
    >>30374979
    >>30374970
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:03 No.30375031
    Oh, right, this is just grand, I'm going for a sleepover with my friends, no way I'm gonna be here at 10. Feelsbatman.jpeg
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)07:04 No.30375039
    >>30375021
    >>30375015

    >Put this on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MibaIakB6-g
    >Put this on at the same time, once the music starts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY

    Hilarity.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:04 No.30375040
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    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:05 No.30375049
    >>30374410
    This thread is awesome. It's a party featuring Bronies, Abatap, and Disney faggots.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:05 No.30375050
    >>30375030
    Aww, how boOoring Celestia!
    Just-- Fine, Fine!

    Quickly move furniture around the room.
    Make sure the bed is somewhere completely different.
    Jump back into bed.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:06 No.30375064
    >>30375040

    Because I want this to be somewhat serial for now. Tell you what, I'll do a wild and wacky ANYTHING-FUCKIN'-GOES one whenever we finish with this.

    And if anyone would prefer, I could pick this up again at like, I don't know, 10PM CST (GMT -6)? Would that work better?

    Anyway get back in character you shitheads.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:06 No.30375067
    >>30375030
    Tell fluttershy you can't sleep alone, you get scared
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:06 No.30375068
    >>30375030
    Sleep.
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)07:07 No.30375074
    >>30375064
    That would work great.

    Also you should stop now because I'm sobering up and I'm exhausted.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:07 No.30375078
    >>30375064
    >implying I wouldn't mess with the ponies at every chance I could get

    That's my character.
    Chaotic Neutral for the win.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:08 No.30375081
    >>30375064
    Do a recap before you start, though
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:08 No.30375082
    >>30375050

    You ease out of bed, and begin trying to push the bed, when you hear hoofsteps coming up the stairs. You get back under the covers, having moved the bed only about an inch. Fluttershy is carrying a tray with a sandwich and glass of water on it.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:08 No.30375083
    >>30375074

    >Stop because I said so

    Naww man, nawwwwww.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:08 No.30375087
    >>30375064
    Tell her you would fell more comfortable with her company as you are new here and not familiar with the surroundings or ponys.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:09 No.30375089
    >>30375064
    10 PM CST is good.

    Now if only there was a dice rolling feature here
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:09 No.30375090
    >>30375082
    >>30375087
    Also tell her you don't like to sleep alone
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:10 No.30375099
    >>30375082
    thank her for the food and drink, ask what kind of sandwich it is.

    Eat it whatever she says.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:10 No.30375102
    >>30375090
    and that because you don't have a coat of hair like them, their world seems very cold to you
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:10 No.30375104
    >>30375082

    Tell her you must go, your people need you. Then proceed to jump out the nearest window.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:10 No.30375105
    >>30375082
    Accept the tray from Fluttershy with a gracious, "Thank you, Miss Yellow pony."

    Have they actually told us their names yet?
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)07:10 No.30375107
    >>30375099
    It's probably going to be a daisy sandwich. Which, while wonderful for a horse, would not really be palatable for us lol
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:12 No.30375116
    >>30375087
    >>30375067

    You thank Fluttershy for helping you, and tell her that despite being so colorful and friendly from afar, this world is quite scary in person. She sets the tray down on your lap and tells you she won't let anything hurt you. You doubt she would be much help in a fight - aside from maybe as a weapon, if you could manage to swing her hard enough - but thank her all the same.

    The sandwich is comprised of lettuce and a few daisies. You take a bite and it tastes horrible. You are famished, however, so you keep eating. Fluttershy assumes this is because you like it.

    You finish, and she takes the tray back downstairs. With food in your belly, you feel better; maybe after being here so long, you're starting to adopt cartoon healing abilities.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:12 No.30375120
    >>30375107
    Psh, we ate flowers and bugs all the time growing up.

    Aside from this severe case of schizophrenia we are suffering from we turned out fine.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:12 No.30375126
    >>30375107

    I dunno man, that sandwich in Ticket Master always looked fucking delicious to me. Go figure.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:13 No.30375131
    >>30375116
    Call her back, ask her to at least be near you.

    cmon man i didnt mean anything sexual
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:13 No.30375135
    >>30375123

    The joys of online dropboxes...
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:14 No.30375137
    >>30375116
    > examine the room more closely
    > check for hidden doors
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:15 No.30375145
    >>30375116

    Give her a hug and cry in her arms and tell her about your problems.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:15 No.30375146
    >>30375131

    You are about to call out to her when she comes back up the stairs on her own. You ask what she's doing, when she climbs onto the bed next to you and curls up beside you.

    Great. There goes any chance of an escape. Still, this isn't all bad. It reminds you of your cat that used to sleep with you, before she passed away. The difference being your cat wasn't three feet tall, sentient, and didn't have wings.

    Oh well, close enough.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:15 No.30375151
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    >>30375146
    STICK IT IN
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:16 No.30375152
    >>30375116
    Tell her you want to know more about equestria and it would be lovely if she would lay on your lap to keep you warm and tell you about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:16 No.30375153
    >>30375145

    >Fluttershy is gonna find humans to be clingy annoying babies

    Calling it!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:16 No.30375155
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    >>30375146

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)07:16 No.30375158
    >>30375146

    Well this pretty much concludes the day? Other than creepy stuff what else is there to do?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:16 No.30375159
    >>30375146
    I think the only valid next step here is to hug her
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)07:16 No.30375160
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    >>30375146
    Fuck yes cuddlestime.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)07:16 No.30375161
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    >>30375146
    she's taken an awful quick shine to us, hasn't she? anyway, >>30375152 gets my seconding.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:16 No.30375162
    >>30375146
    Sleep.

    Oh Damnit morning wood is going to be a problem here isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:17 No.30375163
    >>30375146
    > subdue your raging lust for this yellow equine

    But fail, horribly.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:17 No.30375164
    >>30375146

    Slowly begin to eat her.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:17 No.30375166
    >>30375146
    Get some sleep, need to heal up and get some strength back.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:17 No.30375167
    >tableflip.exe
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:17 No.30375169
    >>30375153

    That explains a lot actually.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:18 No.30375171
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    >>30375146
    BONER: ACTIVATE!
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:18 No.30375175
    >>30375152

    You ask her to tell you more about this strange land, and she begins. While she's doing so,

    >>30375159
    >>30375160

    you embrace her in a slow hug, and while it surprises her at first, she quickly continues where she left off. You are very grateful that you don't have an erection right now.
    >> Nettobooku !hAtsuNEzfo 10/08/11(Sat)07:19 No.30375177
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    >>30375146
    Well this won't be good for my heart.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:19 No.30375179
    >>30375175
    >don't have an erection

    See.

    >>30375163
    >>30375171
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)07:19 No.30375181
    >>30375175

    And then /co/ cuddled with Fluttershy.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:20 No.30375183
    >>30375175
    >Dash: Barge in
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:20 No.30375184
    >>30375179

    YOU ARE VERY GRATEFUL.

    THAT YOU DO NOT.

    HAVE AN ERECTION RIGHT NOW.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:20 No.30375185
    >>30375175

    Remember you destroy everything you touch and accidently break her legs.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:20 No.30375186
    >>30375181
    And we all died of simultaneous heart attacks.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:20 No.30375187
    >>30375184
    Fall asleep.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:20 No.30375189
    >>30375184
    I can't stop laughing
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:21 No.30375191
    >>30375184
    >yank Fluttershy's hair, exposing her neck
    >apply knife to neck, drawing a single trickle of blood
    >demand we get the fuck out of here
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:21 No.30375194
    >>30375184
    Ahahah! Oh wow!

    > try your very hardest HAH! not to get an erection, even with the thoughts of Flutters 34 running through your mind.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:21 No.30375196
    >>30375184
    Sadly remember the horrible industrial accident we had as a youth that left us unable to get or maintain an erection.

    But do not share our private shame with our new horsey friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:22 No.30375200
    >>30375181
    >try to post falling_in_love_with_fluttershy.png from yesterday
    >duplicate file detected
    Does this mean we have a collective waifu, now?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:22 No.30375201
    >>30375184
    Listen to her as she speaks but, end up falling asleep from the warmth and comfort you get from hugging fluttershy + being tired.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:22 No.30375202
    >>30375184
    Fuck not escaping, pretend to fall asleep (as if you're going to learn anything), wait for the next opportunity, and bolt.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:23 No.30375203
    >>30375184

    START SHAKING VIOLENTLY TRYING TO CONTAIN YOUR CARNAL DESIRES, BUT FAILING AND YOUR BONER POKES HER IN THE STOMACH.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:23 No.30375205
    >>30375184
    Fall asleep. It is the only option now.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:23 No.30375206
    >>30375185

    While hugging her, you manage to break her legs. She screams in pain, and you scream out of fear, and then you realize

    >>30375187

    you fell asleep and this is merely a dream. You wake up and realize that she is also asleep, and still in your embrace. Even this close, you cannot hear any noise from her. You sigh, and try to fall back to sleep, hoping desperately not to encounter any more nightmares, or (worse) any erotic dreams.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:23 No.30375212
    >>30375206
    Choke Fluttershy
    >> Flabrus !7LhuYF85bg 10/08/11(Sat)07:23 No.30375213
    >>30375202
    >>30375191
    Why the fuck are you trying to hard to escape, when the whole fucking idea is BEING THERE.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:23 No.30375214
    >>30375206
    Dash:
    BARGE
    IN
    AND BECOME ANGRY
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:24 No.30375219
    >>30375203
    She's only a few feet tall, and they lie with their legs folded beneath themselves. You can get a boner and it'll just poke her mid-tail.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:24 No.30375222
    >>30375206
    > wake up with a raging boner
    > only to find Fluttershy has gone
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)07:25 No.30375232
    >>30375206
    Dream of home. Learn a little more about yourself through the window of dreams, and maybe have a prophetic version of what's going on without you. Could it be bad? Do people miss you?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:25 No.30375236
    >>30375214
    Dash barges in and is jealous you sit up a little make and smug face and cuddle with fluttershy again while looking at rainbowdash.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)07:26 No.30375239
    >>30375232
    >version
    >should have been vision
    god damn it
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:26 No.30375240
    >>30375213
    >Equestrian nap time

    Nope
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:26 No.30375241
    >>30375214

    Suddenly, Rainbow Dash barges up the stairs, yelling "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WAIFU!" She charges at you, and you jump onto her and wrestle her onto the ground. Meanwhile, Fluttershy bursts into treats and

    damn it. Another dream. Christ, this place really fucks with your subconscious.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:26 No.30375242
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    136 KB
    >>30375236
    OH SHE WILL BRING PAIN
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:26 No.30375243
    >>30375241
    ok this is getting retarded
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:27 No.30375248
    >>30375236
    Dash's rage is clear. How DARE you choose to hug somebody else over her? In an instant, she's darted over to the bed and pushed herself in next to you. She stares at you, anger in her eyes, until you wrap an arm around her, and then her eyes soften and she falls asleep too
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:27 No.30375251
    >>30375241

    Head into town and roam the roof tops while wearing a black cloak, then proceed to fight crime.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:28 No.30375262
    >>30375251
    With a pony sidekick.
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)07:28 No.30375263
    >>30375248

    So we get to cuddle with the tomboy and the moeblob?

    All dem pony cuddles.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:28 No.30375265
    >>30375241
    >>30375242
    Dash:REALLY
    FOR REAL
    BARGE IN
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:29 No.30375268
    >>30375241
    Start planning how you're going to get to Canterlot.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:29 No.30375275
    >>30375241
    This night is getting pretty crazy, just need to fall asleep until morning.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:30 No.30375280
    >>30375243

    ((yeah that's why they're dreams, cunt. Don't be such a killjoy.))

    >>30375232

    You fall asleep again, but this time, you seem to have gotten past your prior dreams. You find yourself dreaming of your friends and family, of your home, your belongings, and your job. How is everyone handling your disappearance? Do they even realize you're gone? What time is it there, compared to here? Does time even flow at the same pace between here and there? What if it's only a week there, but it's years and years here? You really should've thought this through more carefully, but then again - ponies, dude. Ponies.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:30 No.30375281
    >>30375263
    Damn it...im going to sleep soon and im probably going to dream about cuddling with fluttershy and maybe rainbowdash now.....yay.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:30 No.30375282
    >>30375241
    Wake up in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:30 No.30375287
    >>30375282
    Feel like P-Diddy.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:31 No.30375290
    >>30375280

    Listen to Linkin Park and be dark and edgy.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:31 No.30375291
    >>30375280

    Save and exit, resume at a later date.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:32 No.30375297
    >>30375280
    Wake the fuck up
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:32 No.30375298
    >>30375280
    Okay.
    > Wake up the following day, after a satisfyingly restful sleep
    > Try and figure out how many days have passed here, so far
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:32 No.30375302
    >>30375280
    Wake up and begin the intel gathering.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:32 No.30375304
    >>30375281
    Twilight, of course, doesn't understand it. And things she doesn't understand, she must research. So you see a bright flash of light as she teleports directly on top you, lifting the covers out of the way and onto herself, too. So now you're surrounded by warm, soft, fuzzy ponies, all lightly sleeping.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:33 No.30375309
    So do we want to wake up tomorrow or continue now? S'up to you guys. It's 6AM here but I'm trying to stay up long enough to take a road trip later and hit M'boro.

    This is fun though. I'm glad you guys talked me into it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:33 No.30375315
    Keep
    going

    please?
    I love you long time
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:33 No.30375316
    >>30375309
    save and quit for now

    i'm tired
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:34 No.30375320
    >>30375316
    Shellfish.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:34 No.30375322
    >>30375309
    I'm going to be really selfish and say stop, with a recap next time, so I can actually take part

    but that's entirely in my own interests
    >> Goretastic 10/08/11(Sat)07:34 No.30375325
    I'm fine with stopping or continuing, whatever everyone wants to do.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:34 No.30375328
    >>30375315
    >>30375316

    One vote for continue, one for pick it up later.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:35 No.30375330
    >>30375309
    I'm up for continuing now, but the suggestions seem to be getting crazier and crazier each time. Still having fun though so I guess it's really your call.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:35 No.30375331
    mother
    FUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:35 No.30375338
    >>30375328

    Continue.

    Wake up the next morning.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:35 No.30375340
    >>30375309

    I could try to make my own version of Pony Quest to keep these guys happy, of course it will be a bit more silly than your version.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:35 No.30375341
    >give questers a single moment to have a cuddle before moving on with the Quest

    >"I STICK MY MEAT STICK IN HER VIRGIN ASS, WHILE DIGGING A NAIL THROUGH HER FLESH!"
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/08/11(Sat)07:36 No.30375342
    >>30375327
    fuck's sake me, i just woke up, why can't i coherently voice my thoughts
    >happy to see more, would like to see more
    >but if you're tired, go to bed
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:36 No.30375347
    >>30375309
    It's not as if jumping back into these things is hard (for those going to bed), I vote continue.

    Mornin'
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:36 No.30375348
    >>30375304
    >happyface.jpg
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:37 No.30375353
    I'm going to go ahead and say we stop here for now. We all seem to be having trouble taking it seriously, and I need some time to plan where this goes next.

    Plan for 10PM GMT -6, but don't be surprised if it ends up being later. I might completely fuck up my sleep schedule today. I'll make sure to recap everything though.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:37 No.30375359
    >>30375340
    >a bit more
    Crime fighting with an angst ridden teen pony who is also a Linkin Park fan, with fireballs and magic everywhere.
    >> Pony Quest !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:39 No.30375375
    >>30375340

    Go for it. I don't have a trademark on pony quests or anything. I wasn't even intending to use it as a name, I just got tired of putting it in the subject field every time.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:39 No.30375378
    >>30375340

    I'd be up for it, I got here too late to join up with the last one.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:39 No.30375385
    >>30375359
    And you know that a more fucked up story will be integrated into this. With poni secs
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:40 No.30375391
    Let's do this.

    You wake up in the middle of a strange field, one you can barely comprehend, being so used to living in a 3 dimensional universe.

    There is not a cloud in the sky, it's a warm day, and you see a town in the distance.

    What a strange town it looks to be.

    What do?
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:40 No.30375393
    Alrighty, no idea how long I can do this. But i'll try.

    You wake up dazed and confused, your head and bones are aching. You find yourself in the middle of a dirt road, where everything seems to be a bit cartoony. You slowly get on your feet. You hear the soft sound of birds around you, the sun beams down upon the land.
    >> Klondike 10/08/11(Sat)07:41 No.30375403
    >>30375393
    Take out your shotgun and an hero
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:41 No.30375404
    >>30375348
    Then then you wake up in the morning, and they're still there. And pinkie's there too somehow. She brought you a coffee. They don't even have coffee.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:41 No.30375406
    >>30375391
    > Strip off clothes.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:42 No.30375412
    >>30375393
    Find the nearest creature, who happens to be a wandering pony. Remember the psychedelic drugs you have in your pocket. Feed the drugs to the pony.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)07:42 No.30375420
    >>30375391
    >>30375393

    (might want to start in a new thread. you know, up to you, just my thoughts)
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:43 No.30375422
    >>30375391

    I check what I have on myself currently and then head toward the town.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:43 No.30375429
    >>30375391
    Take an inventory of all items on our character. Also scan the immediate area for danger, or signs of how or why you may have ended up here.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:44 No.30375438
    New thread
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >>30375425
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:45 No.30375447
    >>30375403
    >>30375406
    You do not have a shotgun with you.
    Sad, how could you have forgotten your most important tool?

    You decide it would be better to remain decent.
    >>30375422
    You are wearing a shirt, underwear, pants, socks, and a nice set of sneakers.
    You have, 3 keys, a multitool, and your trusty mechanical pencil.
    >> SUPER Pony Quest Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:46 No.30375464
    >>30375447

    Okay, this MIGHT get a little confusing.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:46 No.30375469
    >>30375464
    Lick my balls, I'll stay here, you can go to the new thread that attracts the dumbshits.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:46 No.30375472
    >>30375447

    Ok after a quick look for caution I head toward the town at a jogging pace.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:47 No.30375486
    >>30375472
    You return your items to your pockets, and go for a nice jog.

    What a nice day, what a nice place.
    Coincidentally there is a town in your path.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:47 No.30375489
    >>30375469

    Can do bro.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:50 No.30375522
    >>30375486
    There are strange creatures that inhabit the town, which stand on all fours, mouths agape at your sight.

    You panic
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:50 No.30375527
    >>30375486

    I keep jogging till I arrive within the town, keeping an eye out for any living creature if one comes through my path.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:50 No.30375531
    >>30375522
    > run into the nearest building
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:51 No.30375532
    >>30375447
    Take the pencil and begin drawing, what you create becomes real because you come from the 3-d realm. You have god like capabilities. Draw a pony harem and have a crazy buck wild orgy.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:52 No.30375549
    >>30375531
    You burst into the nearest building
    The creatures become startled, some FLY away from you.

    One does not, a pink one, which won't stop giggling.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:52 No.30375551
    >>30375522

    Heart racing I notice there obvious sentient acknowledgement of my existance and try and give a nervous smile a wave and a simple "Uh..hi!"
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:52 No.30375552
    >>30375522
    Try to remain calm, if these creatures are scared of you they might see you as a threat. Calmly try to introduce yourself as non-threateningly as possible.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:53 No.30375566
    >>30375549

    Attempt speech. Maybe a joke?
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:54 No.30375577
    >>30375549

    Start chanting "HELLO, I AM HERE TO PLEASURE YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS."
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:54 No.30375588
    >>30375549
    "Pink one! What is the meaning of this!?"
    > brandish the mechanical pencil threateningly
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:56 No.30375601
    >>30375566
    "Who has two thumbs, and is also scared shitless?"
    You proceed to point both thumbs at yourself.

    The pink one falls to the floor, laughing.
    The other creatures seem to become less frightened.
    >>30375588
    You wave your pencil at her, it has no effect.
    Other than making her laugh even harder.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:56 No.30375614
    >>30375601
    (Fuck.
    It damnit IT)
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:57 No.30375623
    >>30375601
    > copy the pink one's strange routine, maybe this is how these strange pastel creatures communicate
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)07:58 No.30375642
    >>30375532
    Then after creating all the creatures you realize you can't draw and they come out looking like horrible abominations. They beg you to kill them as their deformations seems to cause them great pain. You eventually oblige and begin applying the eraser tip to them making them scream even more as you do.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 10/08/11(Sat)07:59 No.30375643
    >>30375601

    Whip out your dick and start jerking off.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)07:59 No.30375650
    >>30375623
    You fall flat on your back, your shirt negates 1 damage.
    You giggle slightly, awkwardly.

    The things start looking disgusted.
    You stop your embarrassing act.

    No
    They do not communicate that way.
    >>30375643
    You whip it out.

    By it I mean your pencil.
    You menacingly click it.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:01 No.30375686
    >>30375650
    >point to the other end of the room
    "Oh my sweet lord, WHAT IN THE HECK IS THAT?!"
    > run further into the building, up stairs if possible
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:02 No.30375697
    >>30375650
    We should ask where we are, you know try and figure out how we might have got here.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:03 No.30375709
    >>30375686
    While pointing you throw the pencil, startling the creatures.

    SUCCESSFUL DISTRACTION
    You proceed upstairs which there magically is.
    The pink creature blocks your path half way to your stealthy escape.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:04 No.30375720
    >>30375709
    Try to determine if we both speak English
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:04 No.30375723
    >>30375650
    Tell the pink pony that frosting will come out of your dick, but only if she gently sucks it. It's a specialty of your people and also the native greeting.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:04 No.30375725
    >>30375709
    > try and reason with the pink one
    > And by reason, I mean hastily shove her out of your way and continue your ascent
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:05 No.30375738
    >>30375720
    "Uh. Hi"
    >>30375725
    You attempt to shove her, she shoves back and you fall flat on your ass.
    Your pants fail to negate damage.
    You are now butt hurt.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 10/08/11(Sat)08:08 No.30375756
    >>30375738

    Call her a filthy fucking pony faggot that has nogaems.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:08 No.30375758
    >>30375738
    > truly attempt to reason with the pink one this time
    "Uhh... I'm sorry. I just wanted to admire your fine architecture."
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:09 No.30375769
    >>30375738
    Give your best effort to see if you can power past her, or if she's stronger than you.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:10 No.30375788
    >>30375738
    Fliptable.exe

    I keep forgetting about the simplest shit.
    >>30375756
    >>30375758
    "Are you-"
    You're cut off by the thing, it blurts out "HI, I'M PINKIE PIE"
    You shout back "NO GAMES"
    It laughs
    >>30375769
    You try again, in vain, as it is now standing on your chest, shouting at you and giggling.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:10 No.30375789
    >>30375738
    Tell her you want to hip hop a hippity-hop and you hip to the hop and you don't stop.
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:11 No.30375792
    >>30375788
    Son of a COOOOOOOOOOOOCK
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:12 No.30375809
    >>30375788
    > reach up and slowly feel whatever part of the pink on-- err -- Pinkie Pie is closest to you
    >> Ponyquest (the worse one) 10/08/11(Sat)08:13 No.30375813
    >>30375809
    Continuing in other thread
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)08:40 No.30376179
    So, 10pm GMT -6 is 7am on GMT+2?



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