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You are knocked out of your pony-induced daze by a knock on your front door. You look over at your clock: it's 4:35AM. After making sure you're presentable, you walk part way to the door, then reconsider and grab whatever weapon you may have available. You return to the door, open it a crack, and are greeted by a man wearing a tuxedo and tophat. He introduces himself as Mr. Britson and asks if you might be so kind as to let him in.
After considering, you place the weapon on the door-side table, behind the potted plant (or if it's a bigger, blunt instrument, you leave it leaning against the wall beside the table). He seems harmless, so you let him inside and close the door behind him. He makes his way to your living room without any trouble, despite the only light coming from your bedroom, and sits on your couch. You enter the living room, turn on a light, and sit across from him in your recliner.
He tells you he's there to make you an offer. He knows how you pine to enter the world of Equestria. He tells you he can make this reality, that you can either go in human form or pony form to help you blend in, but on one condition: you must act as a scout for him. In one week, you will return to this world, and you will be required to tell him everything you learned about the ponies.
Do you accept? You have only just met this man, but... how did he know about your desires? |