Fluttershy joins the New Lunar Republic of course.
For too long has she been pushed down by her mere personality.

I want pinkie pie to fart on my dick

what's an 'Equestra'?

Rarity is the best pony in the entire show. She is my everything. I have never watched an episode if it didn't prominently feature Rarity.

>NLR
No, please just...

>New Lunar Republic
>Celestial Empire
>Both are monarchies
seriously, guys? You do realise that words do actually have meanings, right?

>>30348729
Good for you.

>>30348737
Dude the NLR was our idea...We invented it...
But we did that by disregarding logic and because we wanted ponies to kill ponies

If you're not going to actually discuss the show, shut the fuck up.

Rainbow Dash is double agent as it goes with her desire to be needed and to be seen as being loyal.

However, one too many times showing off means that each side suspects her duplicity and she is killed in her sleep by a Wonderfoal agent.

>>30348748
>implying the name of a country has anything to do with its system of government

>>30348699
can i get a dump of all the pony vietnam pics. i used to have them but some how they have disappeared from their folder

>>30348748
Aren't empires monarchies?

But yeah the NLR doesn't make sense.

>>30348763
>Dude the NLR was our idea...We invented it...
Then let us bury it then as well.

>>30348772
You wouldnt even know if we did

>>30348772
Take your own advice, pussy.

>>30348772
if you're not going to actually bump the thread, get the fuck out

>>30348783
They can be, they don't have to be

>>30348763
The term 'brony' was ours as well, but now it just starts a big internet argument.

>>30348739
This would read ten times better if you either included the last bit of page 214 or removed the word "English" at the beginning of 215

>>30348795
We created that disgusting shit?

What the hell man.

>>30348737
>NLR
>NCR
>PATROLLING THE EVERFREE FOREST ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>PATROLLING THE EVERFREE FOREST ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>PATROLLING THE EVERFREE FOREST ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>PATROLLING THE EVERFREE FOREST ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>PATROLLING THE EVERFREE FOREST ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>PATROLLING THE EVERFREE FOREST ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>PATROLLING THE EVERFREE FOREST ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>PATROLLING THE EVERFREE FOREST ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER

>>30348783
>aren't empires monarchies

Not necessarily, no

>>30348763

>our idea

No, it was ponychan bullshit.

>>30348819
The NLR concept existed before ponychan...before /b/ threads.

>>30348748
The difference is that the New Lunar Republic would have a senate to handle mostly everything. Luna just handles a few duties like the moon and the military.

That said:

Twilight Sparkle would be the Spider-Man of this civil war. Starts off with Celestia but eventually deserts and joins Luna

Rarity and Applejack would fight for Celestia.

Pinkie Pie would be for Luna.

Rainbow Dash... I have no idea. Her loyalties to her friends and home town would split her two ways, but she would probably fight for Celestia.

FS would be in Luna's court.

Why would an empire call itself old?

>>30348818
AVE TRUE TO TIA

>>30348838
But back then it was just a bad joke, like candyvag and wingboners...

>>30348843
Because old people know best.

>>30348841
>would be the spiderman

What the fuck?

>>30348434
>Dash's problem isn't capability, it's experience and skill.

She'll just be all "fuck experience and skill".

She HATES losing, is young and impulsive (remember her trying to attack Discord by ramming the stained glass window?). She doesn't want to spend years coming in second place until she develops experience and skill. She'll shoot up drugs like a motherfucker, burning herself out before her prime and contracting HIV from a dirty steroid needle.

>>30348819
Ponychan killed my grandmother with a stray hugbox. True story.

>>30348841
The thing nobody ever seems to mention in these discussions is what precisely are they fighting... over?

I mean, I seriously doubt their society and racial structure could actually *do* a civil war even if they wanted to, but why do they WANT to?

>>30348843
because things were always better before the generation succeeding yours was born, invariably

>Mane Six
>Division in Loyalty
Puh-lease
They'd just go together, probably with Celestia.

>>30348838
Really I thought it was started by this drawing.

>>30348865
But drugs can enhance her physically, not mentally. She's already the best there is physically, she just has to learn how best to use it. That means practice, textbooks, practice, theory, and practice. She's getting at least three of those.

Zecora's a merc.

She'll side to whoever pays the most or solves her riddles

>>30348863
It's a reference to Peter's role in Civil War where he changes sides from Pro to Anti Registration forces.

At least I hope so, unless they mean that Twilight BONGs away her attatchment to books to save Princess Celestia.

>>30348859
Well then they would be smart enough to call themselves old.

Terms like the "old empire" come from history books.

"The Old Kingdom of Egypt" never called itself "The Old Kingdom of Egypt."

>>30348881
>humens
ARGH

>>30348873
Apparently, in NLR universe Celestia is an evil dictator, or some shit, and Luna wants to overthrow her. I think.

>>30348898
Who the fuck uses a single comic book arc to define a major character?

>>30348838
No it didn't.

Cite if you can, but I don't think you can.

>>30348909
Calm down, furry.

>>30348898
I think Mafesto has better things to do they con a pony out of her love for books

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v8cIyVybxU

Equestria is invaded by Dimensional Beasts right at the peak of the civil war!
They begin destroying everything and devouring anything
How can Pony kind survive? Who will defend us from DBs?

>>30348815
Back then it wasn't about >HURR DURR FOR LUNA DOWN CELESTIA

We thought about Luna.
What if she was really evil? What if the elements didn't cure/brainwash/whatever her?
We liked that.
We liked the idea of a civil war.
We did that for fun.

>>30348912
There are three ideas
Tyrant Celestia good Luna aka ponychan version
Good Celestia evil Luna
Both are power thirsty tyrants
aka the /co/ versions

>>30348881
Moe does amazing backgrounds, but his anatomy is... well, inadequate.

This I had to censor to cut out the naughties and ensure to keep up with board rules. Still simply horryfying IMHO, so DON'T click the image if some sort of pony insemination mixed with FIM makes you feel as bad as me.

Still, with the civil war subject. Who the diamond dogs fight for?

>>30348858
And the porn, and everything else that's ruining the fandom. Have you learned yet? It's our fault.

Though we did not pull the trigger we built the gun that they hold in their hands.

>>30348895
next time you should learn to draw

The first time I ever heard of "New Lunar Republic" was when some butthurt ponychanner started sperging at somebody (goggles?) over Nyx 34.

And I've been in this fandom since the beginning.

>>30348873
After a series of botched baking incidents, pastries were outlawed.

>>30348898
Yeah, that's what I was referring to.

>>30348963

EVERY SINGLE BIG BRONY HAS BEEN NOTIFIED.

>>30348959
>implying that's my drawing

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=zecora+demoman#/d4aen9t

>>30348729
Mah nigga.

>>30348953
>AJ
>RD
>shitty art
>censored

I literally dont give a fuck about this image. Tears streaming down dashes fac are the only thing that illicit even the slightest reaction

>>30348963
It wasn't 34 - it was gore.

>>30348959
But that's pretty well drawn?

>>30348973
>pastries
>outlawed
WELL LOOK WHO'S GOING TO BE HAUNTED FOREVER BY A LITTLE PINK PONY, HUH

>>30348953
The DDs have no loyalty and only exploit what they can in the conflict for personal gain

>>30348988
Tomato, tomahto

>>30348953
Did you draw this or something?

Also, reported. Even self censored spoilered porn is not allowed. Faggot.

>>30348953
They're just mercs.

>>30348939
You'd think that......

>>30348963
I've known about the NLR for a long time. It puts Luna fans that simply like some concepts about her to shame.

"Ponies on the internet" will always be fascinating to me.

>>30348841
>implying that Twilight could get over her massive boner for all things Celestia

Honestly I think it would be more the Mane Six help Celestia restore order while Luna's forces consist of ponies like...Trixie. And Derpy. And Gilda. And possibly the buffalos.

>>30349037
I think this is one of the main things that contributed to the idea, but I don't know if it mentions it by name.

>>30348990
well, not really. look at them arms, lookit them legs. Plus its kinda chunky. its okay for paint
>>30348977
I know, im just tyin it into the image

>>30348699
I'll stick to my Terran Republic and just torch both sides.

>>30349043
That pic also works for Faust on the internet

>>30349066
Somewhat true.

Back then the NLR concept wasn't finished.
We still loved tyrant Celestia and that's why they overthrow her.
The NLR was mainly about good and benevolent Celestia vs Evil Luna who just pretended to be cured by the Elements.

>>30349101
I just like pony comics OKAY?

>>30349007

I didn't. Also didn't knew censored crappy porn isn't allowed because I see here lots of that shit and worse. Also I think I gave a fair warning in addition to spoilering.

>>30349115
Well now the NLR is about insecure faggotry and internet tough guys.

>>30349125
>dem nips

>>30349125
What are you, some kind of WEIRDO

>>30349043

>>30349129
Do you have an uncensored version or source? Post that shit.

>>30348953
>horrifying
No kidding; they're completely off-model.

>>30349129
>I see here lots of that shit and worse.
Yeah, that stuff's against the rules too, it's just a matter of whether people report it and whether there's a competent mod floating around or not.

You know what made me laugh?
In the first episode Twilight steals Rarity's bridle.
Do you think she ever returned it?

>>30349007
>Even censored porn is not allowed

That fucking better not be true. This is 4chan, not the fucking neopets forums.

>>30349192
Twilight confirmed for panty snatcher!

>>30349066
Yeah, I wrote that. Nothing about this "New Lunar Republic" bullshit.

It was just a simple peasant revolt, inspired by a number of IRL events.

>>30348849
That actually makes sense when you consider how important the sun became as an object of worship during the latter periods of the Western Roman Empire.

>>30349225
nice human, horrible

>>30349213
Next we're going to have to start saying f*ck and sh*t.

>>30349245
No no, even asterisked swear words are against the rules now.

But seriously, I think the anon upthread is thinking of porn that's spoilered. Not porn that's been self-censored.

>>30349245
g*dd*mmit

>>30349213
Well theoretically any kind of porn is not allowed on blue boards but...
Really the chances to be banned are quite low.
It happens but very very rarely.

>>30348953
those diamond dogs are way too furfaggy. i cannot save this.

at first i didnt even realized it was the diamond dogs, i thought it was wolf nanakis fursonas again.

>>30349245
Well gosh darn it to heck

Spoiler for profanity

>>30349115
See, that makes sense. I don't particularly like it, but it makes sense as an idea. The current NLR just seems to be "Hey guys, isn't luna awesome?"

>>30349245
FUCK THAT SHIT, ROW ROW FIGHT THE
>user was banned for this post
>Reason: nsfw language

Guys. What if Scootaloo was Applejack's illegitimate daughter? They're both orange!

>>30349290
haha, no they are much more unpleasant than that.

Try roleplaying en masse wherever they go, being hugboxing children and, well, embodying everything wrong with ponychan in concentrated, directed form. They are fucking weaponized ponychan.

>>30349151

Search in fchan/toons for it. That's where I found it. Crap-anatomy ponies are crappy.

>>30349326
But who else has magenta hair?

you will get banned for posting spoiled real bestiality.

>>30349283
It happens all the time, actually. You just never see it because most bans arent public.

>>30349290
Wait...what if Luna just lied about the new regime being a republic?
She needed followers but getting the current monarch replaced by another monarch didn't make too many ponies join...

>>30349352
Her father of course.

>>30349286
Agreed. Those aren't Diamond Dogs; they actually look dog-like!

I sort of assumed NLR itself is a SA thing. where do they fit?

>>30349361
That was my understanding.

It would be a republic in name only. Luna would be the only one running and would come up with 103% of the vote.

>>30349381
how do you mean

>>30349368
AND WHO IS THAT?!?!

>>30349381
SA?
You mean something awful?
How are they relevant?
The didn't invent anything.

>>30349368
Someone she met in Manehatten

>>30349370
Kinda wish that the Dogs were goblins or something.

I mean they practically are, they're just dog like

>>30349402
Fuck if I know. Maybe hair color is more random for ponies.

>>30349424
Hell, MLP genetics makes no sense. I still dont understand how a foal will become a earth/pegesus/unicorn

Celestia seems pretty hands-off anyway, I doubt she is very involved with daily governmental affairs.

>>30349392
The idea has some potential...well had some potential now that Luna will soon appear.
But no one is interested because for everyone it just means the idea those so called lunites or whatever those fags from ponychan call themselves shove it down everyone's throats.

>>30349072
>TR
Bombs away.

Why is Applejack such a shitty character? I mean she isnt funny, interesting or 'moe'. She's a fucking brute who likes to kick trees for a living.

>>30349351
You actually made me check. Wow, fchan is terrible.

>>30349447
alleles and phenotypes. Mendel squares and all that jazz

>>30349447
Magic! All three types use magic in a different way, that would influence their growth, so all the genetics has to do is figure out which way they're going to harness their natural magic.

>>30349413
They ran with it for a while, I giuess? Their refuge website's header is a Solar Empire poster, after all.

>>30349351
>fchan/toons
Why were you there again?

>>30349337
Shit, a weapons-grade ponychan regime consisting of hug-boxing kids and middle-aged men? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ3acvz5LfI

>>30349447
Mendel Genetics probably

ex unicorn x unicorn = unicorn
But then you have recessive and dominant traits
Where unicorn x peagusus = unicorn
Or peagusus x earth pony = peguses

>>30349465
You mispelled Pinkie Pie there, sugarcube.

>>30349465
Sorry they can't all be annoying hyperactive airheads. One of them has to be the straight man.

>>30349465
Why was it in that scene, where AJ is deciding what shes going to eat, she mentions a ham sandwhich?

Ponies dont eat ham

Yes.

>>30349465
She's a palette cleanser.

All of the other ponies would seem too normal without a counter balance.

>>30349488
>AJ
>straight

>>30349481
That's not really how recessive genes work but Okay.

>mlp fans

>using star wars references

Pretty sure that's actually illegal.

>>30349481
And if they aren't purebreed ponies it can get even more confusing. A pegasus who had an earthpony grandpa may have an earthy foal.

>>30349481
So earth ponies will eventually be bred out?

>>30349465
She is also retarded and if she ran the farm it would go bankrupt.

>Free exotic and fancy food made by royal chefs served at the gala
>sell apple and apple accessories for money

GENIUS!

>>30349493
Applejack eats meat. That's the reason why she has pigs.

DA PROTEIN FOR APPLBOCKINNNN

i just saw this on another site and it makes me think of problems ponies would have.

>>30349522
Don't be such a nerf herder

>>30349447
i know how MLP genetics works.
a pony's type is determined by genetic dominance. like how black hair trumps red hair in humans. MLP genetic dominance ranks (most dominant to most recessive) Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn, Alicorn

on a related note...anyone have any ideas on latin names for the various pony breads? earth ponies would be Equus Caballus, so what would pegasus, unicorn, and alicorns be?

>>30349499
Apart from how ugly this looks, all I can think is "She has really round eyes." All his ponies do.

>>30349493
>canines
>front facing eyes

They are predators anon.
They are omnivores.

>>30349517
She seems like she would be straight.

She is so boring it would go nicely with her character.

>>30349526
Only if the master unicorn and pegasus race mingle with the lowly earth ponies. BUT THAT'll never happen

>>30349480

>Why were you there again?

For confound curiosity.

>>30349529
Hey, selling apples and apple accessories helped one man become a multi-billionaire.

>>30349469
>>30349481
In my headcanon, Mendel genetics is too complicated for a children's show, so it's just a 50/50 thing when the parent's species don't match.

>>30349554
primates developed forward facing eyes to give them steroscopic vision which helped their tree climbing. Not because they're predators.

>>30349557
she's sexually attracted to apples. Exclusively.

>>30349542
First world pony problems?

>>30349526
Actually, it seems that earthies are the most common. Earth pony genes must be dominant.

>>30349574
ponies confirmed for being able to climb trees

>>30349576

>>30349550
Well the latin word for horn is cornu so...

>>30349554
They are evolved/mutated beings of the 20th century earth.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/story-dairies-of-equestrian-overlord.html
This puts a somewhat amusing perspective on how the pony world was created.

>>30349571
And look how he ended up! DEAD

fchan is still around? i remember jacking off there 10years ago when i was a little kid, the site was shit for porn.

Lunar Republic Vs Celestia Empire?

Funny this thread should come up, only got a few hours to go till I finish my first comic of a fanfic of just that.

Here's how far I've gone.

>>30349529
> Big Mac isnt the chief that runs the farm since girls cant math as fancy as he can

>>30349557
She's straight but is too afraid to admit it to her friends because they might not understand her. They think that it might just be a choice.

>>30349499
You've turned it from a shitty copy of a pixiv artist to something genuinely hilarious.

Well done, Anonymous.

>>30349574
What about other predatory mammals an predatory birds?
And ponies aren't primates.

>>30349593
THAT'S IT! APPLE PRODUCTS LEAD TO PANCREATIC CANCER! AJ needs to recall her apples.

>>30349481
my friend you have it backwards. look real close at the ponies in the show, earth ponies make up the majority of the background population in all seen cities and towns aside from cloudsdale. this could only occur if earth pony gene over ruled all others

>>30349605
I don't know what you are trying to say.

>>30349547

I'll finish the sentence. You guess the start of it.

"In a fire".

Note, this doesn't apply to MLP fans. Just the ones that include star wars in their...things. Unless of course it's Clone Wars related, in which case I couldn't care less.

>>30349615
>recall

But...I already ate....oh no....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMGv3hNMes

New Discord Eurobeat!

>>30349626

The end of the new 2-parter episode was an exact copy of the ending scene of "A New Hope"

Enjoy your rage I guess.

>>30349626
But what about the end of S2E2?

>>30349597

What a terrible fucking idea for a fanfic-

>BOOKS

Ok that wasn't terrible

Proceed...

>>30349620
Or if Earth Ponies are the White Trash of Equestria; they all have blue-collar jobs, so they fuck a lot more often than the weather-controlling pegasi and study-oriented unicorns.

>>30349574
Are you sure about that? Aren't most primitive primates insectivores, and thus predators? Aren't their plenty of tree-climbing animals with side-facing eyes?

>>30349611
are you asking why predators have forward facing eyes? that is a dumb question

>>30349605
>mfw when i realize railgunner is only good when he is copying pixiv artists
>the new stuff he does all on his own i dont really care for

>>30349597
>Romana died
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wait she doesn't have a horn in the pic.
>Trixie and Cherry Popper also died
Who?

Equus Cornu = unicorn
Equus Caballus = earth pony
Equus ??? = pegasus
Equus ??? = alicorn

>>30349633

Shit, this is significantly better than his earlier stuff.

>>30349597
>Cease her!

...Unless you're making a pun on 'ceasing to be alive', it really should be 'Seize'.

>>30349597

It's all over the place and hard to tell where I'm meant to be reading, but I presume that's just because its not finished. Keep going, has potential.

>>30349673
>Equus ??? = alicorn
Ultimatus?

>>30349652
I think primates are omnivores that supplement their diet with insects. That hardly makes them top predators.

>>30349673
Equus Deus for Alicorn

>>30349665
Crookedtrees was never good.

>>30349695
or extremus for an actual existing word?

>>30349651
i find this to be unlikely. remember the gala episode? most of the quests were "high class" in appearance and mannerisms while at the same time most of the were earth ponies. i don't think the pony equivalent of "white trash" would attend such events or act in such a manner

>>30349687

Whoops! Haha, Yea that was my quick writing because the text isn't done XD. Just wanted to throw you guys what I had before continuing to finish it.

>>30349673
Equus avis = pegasus

second word is lower case by the by, bro

>>30349673
No. That implies they are different species. they clearly can breed together meaning they are of the same species.

Equus Diminut for the species.

>>30349651
Seein as Earth ponies are the race that seem to drive most of the economy in Equestria and is able to build cities like Manehattan and Appleloosa.They probably aren't "white trash".

All this talk of pony genetics makes me wonder if having a relationship with a Zebra is frowned upon in Equestria

>>30349710

This is still the only good thing CT ever did.

He will never do more like it because he's too busy copying pixiv artists over and over and drawing ponies with his new fucked-up ugly anatomy that he made up so he can draw them doing human things because I guess ponies doing pony things in a show about ponies just wasn't what attracted him to this cartoon.

>>30349735
They just want to show unicorns and pegasuses that they can also build fancy cities.

To bad Cloudsdale and Canterlot are too awesome.

>>30349713
Even high-class Earth Ponies can't do any of the really complicated jobs, so they still fuck more often than the others. Especially considering the relative lack of masturbation options; Pegasi can make a mare out of clouds, Unicorns can jerk it with magic, but Earthies just have hooves and each other.

I personally support the 'Earth gene sequences are dominant' theory, I'm just saying it doesn't have to be the only one that makes sense.

Re-uploading with correct spelling because I'm an idiot.

>>30349739
They can probably breed. I wonder if the offspring can get cutie marks?

>>30349693
>Luna's armor gives her super unshorn fetlocks powers
Hmmm, I can get used to this...

>>30349759
A friendship-oriented society would probably put more emphasis on helping out your friends. In any way you can.

>>30349765
Zebras already can get cutiemarks so probably.

>>30349642
>>30349646

ooooh. I wasn't aware. I just wasn't smart enough to avoid reading the introduction the OP made to this thread.

Thought it was something he thought of all by himself.

It's the writers of the SHOW that need to die in a fire. Mmmkay.

>>30349763
>twilight with down syndrome

also why are you doing this shitty thing?

>>30349765
Zecora has one so I don't see why not.

>>30349735
Earth Ponies: normal cities
Pegasi: floating metropolis in the sky made of clouds
Unicorns: beautiful fairy tale kingdom of magic and wonder

yeah those earth ponies sure showed those other dudes

>>30349765
Well she has a butt mark.
Maybe Zebras and Ponies are closer than we thought.

>>30349784
>>30349787
>>30349791
I assumed that was body paint.

>>30349784

Because I can.

>>30349749
God dammit I hate his new style so fucking much.

>you will never feel Rarity's prehensile tail grab your dick...

holy shit i am 45minutes late for work because i decided to browse a pony thread what the fuck i need to get out of here

>>30349759
Well they can always invent the treadmill for thier masterbatory needs.
>Colt goes to 'work out' on the treadmill
>everytime they run on it their dick basically collides witth their chest
>run untill satisfied

>>30349782

The OP has nothing to do with star wars actually, surprisingly enough.

>>30349735
Appleloosa is barely even a town. Manehattan was most likely built by unicorns.

And Cloudsdale and Canterlot both have them beat anyway.

>>30349805
do you really want to, though?

>>30349784

I can't see a problem with his twilight's face. Looks about perfect to me. maybe a bit too round.

I know we're crapping on about NLR and CE in here, but i'd like to say that if Lyra is dressed as a human in the Halloween ep, I will die happy.

>>30349733
i think it just implies that Equus implies they are the same species and the last part designates breed, and as we all know animals of different breeds can inter breed

>>30349749

>>30349803
>prehensile tail
How much must it have hurt to cut off?
Maybe she's more generous than we give her credit for.

>>30349808

>the old *insert pony reference* Empire struggles to suppress the New *insert pony reference* Republic.

Do I really need to stress things any further?

Empire? New Republic?

>>30349765
I wonder if any of the ponies will go as zebras for Halloween by painting stripes on each other.

I imagine not, as its the pony equivalent of black face

>>30349818
Oh god I think I watched that scene over 100 tines
SHE'S JUST SO FUCKING ADORABLE

>>30349803
>you will never hear Rarity storm into your house after a particularly difficult client, grab you around the collar with her magic, and pull you down onto your knees, before wordlessly having her way with you, then kissing you on the nose and saying thanks, before dashing back out to finalise the deal

>>30349733
>implying ponies and horses are of different species
Equus ferus would be the species
Sub species sapiens
breeds cornu, avis, caballus, deos

>>30349803
We don't need more rarity porn.

>>30349798
Same. It looked more like a scar or paint to me.

>>30349833
good show anon

>>30349803
i am a huge rarity fan and would drink her horse semen without hesitation but the hair on dick sounds painful to me. all i can imagine is the thin hairs cutting through my dick like wire.

CM PINK

BEST IN THE WORLD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1BVbw0dkwE&feature=related

>>30349759
i know how to settle this. someone ask Larun on her DA is ponies jerk it...
i would do it but...i wont...

>>30349798
Maybe. Buffaloes don't have cutie marks after all.
What's up with that?

>>30349876
neither do cows

>>30349847
why is Twilight being added to coffee?

>>30349834
Self Sacrifice is a part of generosity.

She was willing to give her life to support Rainbow Dash in SR.

>>30349799
let me tell you right now the concept is really, really bad

>>30349845
I meant the way you were organizing it it seemed as though you were saying earth ponies and pegasi and unicorns were different species.

I still hold that horses =/= ponies though. Horses can't talk.

>>30349888
>Not adding magic to your coffee
>2011

>>30349876
Buffalo are savage, subpony

Don't be fooled by the cute one.

>>30349873
Horses jerk off by slamming their dick against their belly.

So many things I learned from MLPG
Thank you MLPG

>>30349876
>>30349887

Bovine scum

>>30349735
Only because theyh had unicorn engineers and architects to tell them how to do anything.
Face it earth ponies are the peasants of Equestria.

>>30349827
Probably the only damn time a human presence in the show could be tolerated. Mind you, too many nods like that do happen to be something we've also feared...

>>30349917

>Rarity has a single giant tooth

>>30349917

>>30349936
and a huuuuge ass

>>30349936
I'm okay with this.

>>30349917

I hate MLP fandom for what it's done to this site. But I LOVE the humanized porn.

BRING IT!

>>30349917
>those gloves

Hello there, old fetish.

>>30349936
>Lazy artist not separating teeth

>>30349759
Pillow masturbation.

>>30349902
>that was my first post in the discussion, btw, I just picked up the organization table...
I have yet to see a horse in the setting, they are probably long extinct ancestors or such. Like humans/neanderthals.

You're right though. They are clearly not horses
they are however clearly equines...
Equus sapiens (sapiens) caballus/avis/cornu/deos?

>>30349908
o_0(yes its old hat and cheese)

I think this is needed for this thread

>>30349952
This site got shitty when you showed up, nerd. Don't try to sift the blame.

>>30349971
Well, Equus Diminut is a kind of a pun for Little Pony

>>30349978

>>30349936

> draw lines to make teeth look normal

> suddenly its now really ugly.


yeah no its fine like this

>>30349952
I ain't fixin to post porn, But i got cheesecake!

>>30349989

>>30349998
Those arms look almost cancerous.

>>30349993
it looks bad like that because jaws don't work that way, the mouth needs to be redrawn

>>30349225
>pony in high heels

Uncanny valley all the way.

>>30350009

>>30349902
In MLP, horses are a savage race of giants with no language or culture

>>30350017
You're right. She should be wearing them on her front hooves!

>>30350025

>>30350026
in other words...

>>30349978
SOLDIERS OF THE E-EMPERESS!
MARCHING ON, WE GO-O TO WAR!
WE SHALL RUSH THEM, WE SHALL CRU-USH THEM,
FOR OUR HO-LY EMPRESS!

O-OH, BLESS'D BE SHE ON EQ-UESTRIA!
WHO GRANTS US VIC-T'RY NEAR AND FAR!
SHE IS WITH US, NONE CAN STO-OP US!
WE SHALL RECLAIM THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

HERETICS THIS WORLD DID CLAIM!
WE SHALL TEACH THEM THEIR ERROR IN PAIN!
THEY SHALL BURN, AND THEY SHALL LEARN,
THAT NONE MAY DISPUTE THE EMPRESS' CLAIM!

O-OH, BLESS'D BE SHE ON EQ-UESTRIA!
WHO GRANTS US VIC-T'RY NEAR AND FAR!
SHE IS WITH US, NONE CAN STO-OP US!
WE SHALL RECLAIM THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

CUT THEM ALL DOWN WITH LASGUN AND KNIFE!
OUR BLESSED TANKS SHALL BRING THEM GREAT STRIFE!
OUR WORDS MUST REACH THEM, THAT WE MAY TEACH THEM,
THE PRICE OF HERESY IS YOUR LIFE!

O-OH, BLESS'D BE SHE ON EQ-UESTRIA!
WHO GRANTS US VIC-T'RY NEAR AND FAR!
SHE IS WITH US, NONE CAN STO-OP US!
WE SHALL RECLAIM THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

COLT AND MARE WE CUT THEM ALL DOWN!
ALL SHALL DIE ON THIS PROFANED GROUND!
ALL SEEM PONY, ALL ARE DE-EMON,
WHO DARE TO WEAR THE TRAITOR'S CROWN!

O-OH, BLESS'D BE SHE ON EQ-UESTRIA!
WHO GRANTS US VIC-T'RY NEAR AND FAR!
SHE IS WITH US, NONE CAN STO-OP US!
WE SHALL RECLAIM THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

>>30350011
your cancerous

>>30349943

Thanks for fueling my nightmares.

>>30350029
You bet your ass it is

>>30349908
Welp
>>30349807
takes a slightly more clearer meaning now.
I wonder if Treadmills are female-only in Equestrian public gyms

>>30350034

>Boys

How would you like to babysit these sweet little angels?

>>30350049
Well, the question becomes if sapience means that they have an increased sex drive. normally sex happens often during estrus when hormones go crazy. But would sapience change this?

>>30350026
Now youre making me think of an episode where they run into a camp or raging barbarian horses and theyre all wearing those things you wrap around them in winter

>>30350071

JJ's human braeburn's hair looks so dumb.

SO I WAS TOLD THAT THIS IS A RAINBOW DASH THREAD?

>>30350071
GAAAAAAY!
and saved.

>>30350073
oh i would very much like to

>>30350071

>boys
>mfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

>>30350077
Doubtful, but drugs would.

>>30350073
why would i want to sit on them?!

they're so tiny!

>>30350085
maybe after a nap

>>30350073
Could we go to Disneyland?

>>30350073
I'll pull out a lazer pointer and watch them try to catch it, like a cat. Should keep them occupied until bed time

>>30350110

Oh god I am going to fucking draw this.

>>30350110
Offer ten bits to see who can do the most jumping jacks. That'll tire em out for bed.

>>30350110
i thought you said laser printer for a moment there

>>30350073
>angels
So, ponies have jewish/christian mythology?

>>30350110
Why do I want to see this so badly now?

>>30350058
>>30350034
What animals are the Dao supposed to be? Are they antelopes or something?

>>30350125

Fuck that, ten bits to see who can be the quietest.

>>30350133
this is why i love/hate this fandom

>>30350133
dude, you think angels are exclusive to judeism and christianity?

>>30350101
>Bears
Nah. Needs more of that... jenesequa.


also this is not a boy, eventhough cosplayinf is a super model competition and every one of them who isn't a 100/10 is automatically a man.

>>30350130
I cant afford a pointer so I make do OK!

>>30350143
Angels are spiritual beings often depicted as messengers of God in the Hebrew and Christian Bibles along with the Quran. The English word angel is derived from the Greek ἄγγελος, a translation of מלאך (mal'akh) in the Hebrew Bible (Tanakh); a similar term, ملائكة (Malāīkah), is used in the Qur'an. The Hebrew and Greek words originally mean messenger, and depending on the context may refer either to a human messenger (possibly a prophet or priest, such as Malachi, "my messenger", but also for more mundane characters, as in the Greek superscription that the Book of Malachi was written "by the hand of his messenger" (ἀγγήλου)) or to a supernatural messenger,[1] such as the "Mal'akh YHWH," who (depending on interpretation) is either a messenger from God,[2] an aspect of God (such as the Logos),[3] or God Himself as the messenger (the "theophanic angel.")[1][4]

>>30350058
>>30350034

>>30350152
meh, it's all greek to me

>>30350147

If you don't think that woman is very attractive then you don't go outside enough.

>>30350168
>>30350168
>attracted to humans

>>30350168
or maybe, he goes outside too much

>>30350138
Maybe deers?

Which is weird because Tau are canonically bovines. Hoofs and everything

GOOD HEAVENS
JUST LOOK AT THE TIME

>>30350166
It covers Islam (see: Gabriel), Judaism, Christianity.

>>30350152

Also, they have doorknobs. What's up with that?

>>30350180
That is the worst clock ever.

>>30350180
>Trixie clock

Why would someone do this for the bitchiest most self centered pony in the show? She's worse than your favorite

>>30350188
for the off-screen humans

>>30350168
Exactly.

plus is a man looked like that, Does it even matter?

>>30350180
You can't even use it as a clock because the lines aren't right.

>>30350180
quick question, why do fluffy's vectors have that weird side eye? It looks really strange

>>30350180
MY GOODNESS ITS NEARLY AN APPLEJACK PAST CELESTIA!
WHATEVER SHALL WE DO???

>>30350203
>The stage hands pull open the doors, just like on star trek

>>30350180
Is this being sold? Does fluffy know about this?

>>30350180
I think this one is better.

>>30350215
GO CHECK OUT THE NEW EPISODE BECAUSE ITS NEXT SATURDA.... OH WAIT

>>30350188
ALIENS

>>30350239
i dont know
i think it could do with a bit more trixie

>>30350245
Actually it is next saturday.

>>30350239
I kinda want an alarm clock.

the alarm is Trixie yelling at you to wake up

>>30350108
Nap's over! Time for some Dash!

>>30350147
Surely i'm not the only one who thinks the girl cosplaying Rarity in this is hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTPZFkUTfjA&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL68158
42D12151B2B

Rarity, number 16 at 4:17
Warning: It's a video of bronycon from new york

you will never be a little filly, putting on choreographed musical numbers with your little friends

>>30350275
man, why do I want to pick up that Dash and cradle her in my arms

>>30350275
i'd like to rub her belly while she giggles

>>30350284
Funny how at the end of that Scoot's family didn't come to congratulate her.

>>30350275
So it is.

>>30350275
man I am so fucking bored of rainbow dash.

Lets have an applebloom

>>30350259
actually it's FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!

>>30350304

Scootaloo is a street urchin.

>>30350304
>Scoot

>Family

Does any one have that sad comic where the CMCs are hanging out at their club house and Scoot pretends to leave but spends the night because shes homless?

>>30350324
Oh shit it's friday

Today is a good day

>>30350304
HA!
Scoot wishes she had a family.

>>30350334
Is that the one that ends with an incest lesbian pedofoalia threesome with Applebloom, Applejack, and Scootaloo?

>>30350324
>rarity can drive

>>30350334

>>30350387
Of course she can


she white

>>30350324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqwlKyrUaU&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

>>30350392
oh man
that was a bit too emotional for me

>>30350387

Rarity would drive her friends around and pay for all of the gas. Because generosity.

>>30350382
No but it will now.

>>30350404
All I can imagine now is Mordecai and Rigby going

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

>>30350073
Just this once.

>>30350412
Because best pony.

>>30350412
she doesn't seem very generous in the show though

>>30350324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0

>>30350435
>cutting her own tail
>making dresses for her friends
>putting her head in the trash
wat

>>30350405
well that one was of the worst things i have ever seen in my life

>>30350435
She's also a hack. Did you SEE those dresses she gave her so called friends?

>>30350412
Too bad she'd drive like a bat out of hell and be a all-around steriotypical woman driver
>Rarity road-rage

>>30350435
>LIARJACK

Sure seems legit.

>>30350404
Applejack should drive. Unicorns aren't chauffeurs.

I bet she ducks at red lights so the other unicorns don't see her in such a degrading position.

>>30350458
>putting her head in the trash
that was for her own benefit though

>>30350387
Almost all of them have cars.


You don't think it's some shithole like yurop where you're meant to feel BAD for owning a vehicle do you?

>>30350392

this is also my face when snuggling up in bed with two cute little fillies, their soft, warm young bodies pressed against mine, completely unaware of the effect they're having on me as my cock strains to burst from its cotton prison and join the party

>>30350392

Awwww.

>>30350466
>Rarity, we can still see your horn

>>30350478
i think they are too advanced for cars

>>30350478
lol @ derpy aztek

>>30350475
she did it for Pinkie's party

>>30350044
>dat Rarity
Only one other picture has given me such a huge boner and I am so ashamed about that one.
But this..this I love so much.

>>30350459
looks like you havent lived enough to see the kind of shit ive seen

>>30350494

>>30350475
No, it was so that she could keep helping getting Pinkie's birthday party ready and not blow it.

>>30350459
then don't look at this!

>>30350405
>m-IY Litulle Puhony?

>>30350561
oh god that's terrifying

and this is coming from somebody who waifufags rainbow dash

>>30350561
>how is he sitting on a cloud?

>>30350561
Well I guess I should kill myself now

>>30350561
>rainbow lipstick marks
...uh. What?

>>30350545
Okay, I think I saw a post under your name on hypnochan or whatever, no idea if it was actually you or not, but it said something to the effect of you ARE continuing Trixie's Minions, despite previously saying you were dropping it.

Can I get a confirmation right now: Are you continuing it or not?

>>30350561
Nope. That's a big NOPE there.

>>30350561
We have an american yarinaka.

>>30350478

I drive an Aztek, AWWWWW YEAH!

>>30350581
Magic.

>>30350561
>sex with boys

>>30350545
Hey Nanaki, you wouldn't have the FA of the guy who runs this? http://ask-lil-miss-rarity.tumblr.com/

I... feel compelled... urged... to see if he's drawn more of this bloodplay and self-inflicting pain thing he's got going...

>>30350561
In before reply spam... oh wait, too late.

>>30350592
She's Rainbow Dash. She shits rainbows. She cums rainbows. Everything she does is rainbows. You should know this by now.

>>30350458
Okay we all know that Sweetie destroyed half of the house in less then a minute all alone.
And yet Rarity let's her and her friends have a sleepover there.
Think about it.
She has OCD
She knows what those brats are capable of.
Hell let them 2 minutes unsupervised and they would probably burn down her house.
Her shop.
Her entire future.

And yet...yet she still let her have a sleepover.
She only canceled it because she had to finish that order.
Best fucking sister ever.

And that's not all.
She saved Fluttershy's career even if she was jealous as fuck.
Hell if those higher class ponies could think for themselves a bit more she would have become the laughing stock of the town...again.
And this is some of the many reasons I consider her the best pony.

>>30350640
So what you're saying is that the sonic rainboom is just a metaphor for orgasm?

>>30350610
I'm... I'm so sorry.

>>30350653
she DID get her first while losing her virginity...

>>30350625
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jrvanesbroek/

>>30350478
>not trains

>>30350625

>hate grimdark tumblrs
>no interest whatsoever in pony porn or fapping to ponies, don't want to do it
>open this
>get boner

This isn't fucking fair.

I don't even have a torture fetish. Or didn't. Fuck. I don't know anymore. Fuck everything forever. I'm going to bed. I hate you guys.

>>30350677
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkpJksTZdus

>>30350677
and who was that with I wonder.

>>30350687
Trains are for cross country.

>>30350478
>See all those cars.
>Remember what's mine like.
Feels poor, man.

>>30350708
She's angry with him because she once again proved she was the fastest in Equestria. Only this time she didn't mean to.

>>30350738
You'd think there'd be more flutterspike with how she was all over him in ep 1.

>>30350751
i dont even have a car
but on the other hand, i am a train

>>30350691
I felt the same way.. I can't help myself. I feel grossed out yet enamoured by this...

>>30350756
that was cute not romantic!

>>30350691
It's the faces Rarity makes that get your boner going.

>>30350625
i would like to see a rainbow dash version of this nonsense

>>30350759
I'm working on such a story at the moment, actually.

>>30350779
It's lame how good the art is compared to the

other stuff